The Saucespell Of Don Bueno

1 Jan 2009

The Saucepell of Don Bueno Don Bueno #reddit IRC

1. In the beginning... < donbueno> wtf is going on in here < donbueno> general #reddit? < Alienate> donbueno, epic storytime < donbueno> looks like < acrylicist> donbueno: its Dr. Phil hour < donbueno> i missed it < donbueno> NOPE < donbueno> logs are for ppl who really care < donbueno> and ren and stimpy < donbueno> its LOG < donbueno> LOG < donbueno> so some1 came on here and proposed and i missed it? < donbueno> did alienate say it was his baby or something? < donbueno> OKAY in one sentence < donbueno> its possible < donbueno> u can always sum it up < donbueno> yes yes u can < Alienate> donbueno, ennuis friend proposed to his ex gf while he was drunk and she said no < donbueno> man love love fail fail violence violence jail < donbueno> see theres a story < Alienate> donbueno, he and the same friend also got in to a fight when they got in to trouble about downloading ilegal torrents from their dorm room < donbueno> woot i love u alienate < donbueno> sooooo the q is do u care bout thie ex girf? < donbueno> looll < donbueno> so whatever happened to the turkey let? < donbueno> leg? < donbueno> hey alienate been meaning to ask you < donbueno> how was the nueskes bacon? < donbueno> was it that much better than the best u can get at store? < Alienate> donbueno, hell yes it was < donbueno> when i say brooke skye you say how high! * donbueno says brooke skye -!- donbueno is now known as yous -!- yous is now known as donbueno < donbueno> blargin < donbueno> anyone wanna donate to bueno drink fund < Alienate> donbueno, shouldnt be taking donations when he skips out from work * donbueno is not paid hourly < acrylicist> donbueno: you should be getting into a suit and expensing it talking to prospective ICA clients < donbueno> meh too early i wuold fuck something up IDK enough

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< donbueno> me r learnings < donbueno> so i got this really cool little tripod made by targus < donbueno> it can wrap around table legs or trees and shit < donbueno> gonna make porno in trees < acrylicist> donbueno: where are you going to get the fursuits? < donbueno> anyone here use excel < donbueno> and wanna fucking pwn me < donbueno> this one does lol < donbueno> chartmatch < donbueno> no im playing can you help me make a 2 y axis chart one side being a diff scale then the other < donbueno> on a side note anyone familiar with a drug named lobethol or lebathol or something like that cant turn up any hits in google < donbueno> catbot! < donbueno> wow there is a drugs called Lozol (Indapamide) < donbueno> Lolzo heh < donbueno> when u cant stop lolzing < donbueno> turn to lolzo < donbueno> WHOA < donbueno> SUPER SPLIT < donbueno> who gots muh cherries! < donbueno> they prolly all missed my lozlo joke < donbueno> meh < donbueno> suicide the only answer < donbueno> seriously anyone got experience with excel < donbueno> i will pay in time money < donbueno> ask acrylicist < donbueno> nice mmorpg style < donbueno> gimme ur email ill send u small three column data set < donbueno> see im good for it man < donbueno> acrylicist link him some TAM info < donbueno> his neurons are firing < Alienate> donbueno is the king of made up words < donbueno> www.subgenius.com gives me tat rigt < donbueno> tat rigt! < donbueno> but they still somehow convey the meaning < donbueno> lol that was hydrocodones < donbueno> xanax was sunday codon monday GAWH get it right < donbueno> well dude my friends mom handed me like 30 of them < donbueno> what am i suppose to do not wake up on monday and just palm 3? < donbueno> pfft < donbueno> lol i wish i didnt < donbueno> i woke up today and was like "FUCK i want some pills" < donbueno> i traded pills last nite for beer lol < donbueno> well i def couldnt drive < donbueno> and was running low < donbueno> so i made the warren buffet decision < donbueno> seriously though anyone got some excel experience in here? < donbueno> yeah bad < donbueno> fawkes its very specific < donbueno> AHHH damnit < donbueno> had my hopes up u were like excel god < donbueno> nope already tried < donbueno> the #microsoft has 1 person

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> heh < donbueno> drink alike < donbueno> so if i just blurt out my prob am i gonna get crucified? < donbueno> or do i need to play all nice < Alienate> donbueno, if your issue gets resolved < donbueno> kory i hate u * donbueno is waiting to get casterized in ##windows < donbueno> wtf life sucks without pills house is so right.....always is < l000Hurts> donbueno: give it a few days < donbueno> give what a few days 1000hurts < l000Hurts> donbueno: the withdrawls < donbueno> ohhh lol its not that bad < donbueno> its just my life is that bad in general < donbueno> i have withdrawls from forgetting life < donbueno> usually on the weekends < donbueno> WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE! < l000Hurts> donbueno: life isn’t that bad if you look at it from an alternate perspective < donbueno> i did my budgeting today < donbueno> 1000hurts i am aware of such power of the positive thought < donbueno> but fuck me hard to find one in a sea of fear and anger * donbueno needs some slack < acrylicist> donbueno: did you pay Alienate anything? < donbueno> well he technically has just made my life more difficult < donbueno> so he owes me < donbueno> nar < donbueno> im gonna take a video of the chart i need to reproduce then fuck ur face with it < donbueno> lolz < donbueno> the coffee really has taken over my whole attitude this after < l000Hurts> donbueno: so did you archive any of your pill poppin’ moments on your new camera? < donbueno> just the one of me nodding off in the morning < donbueno> its up on my channel < donbueno> ninjatacopants < l000Hurts> donbueno: Dude you look wore the fuck out < donbueno> heh i was on 25mg of hydrocodon < l000Hurts> donbueno: Don’t be like Belushi, or Farley... Girls love a jolly fat guy, but not a dead one < donbueno> fuck if i care < donbueno> those guys are in movies yo lol < donbueno> im just here for the ride < acrylicist> donbueno: yow, you were messed UP < donbueno> yeah u see me try to shake outta the nods < donbueno> lol yeah windows movie maker fails whenever i open it < donbueno> cant figure out how to flip it < donbueno> lol < donbueno> damn doode i havent watched that video heh that look is what we call "struggling something tuff" < acrylicist> donbueno: you can act man... you do despair well < donbueno> im sure ur kidding but ive been told by many people that i should go into acting < l000Hurts> donbueno: what’s the pain in trying? < donbueno> lol of course i got MMJ on < donbueno> OHH WOW eyes rolling < donbueno> EPIC < donbueno> this is going down tonite though lol < donbueno> lame

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< donbueno> weed withough effort cmon so high school < donbueno> sup alienate? * donbueno lets tuguy in on a secret the moon really is spare ribs < donbueno> lol at the end of that video I almost fall into the coffee table lol < donbueno> headed home see u guys in like an hour < Alienate> hey donbueno how much did you say youd pay to get the excel thing taken care of? -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> huh < donbueno> sup < Alienate> wb donbueno < donbueno> sup sup < donbueno> god damnit im pissed < donbueno> no weed < donbueno> no booze < donbueno> only 1 and .5 pills < donbueno> not much cash < donbueno> no hookers < donbueno> not even a fucking vacuum to fap wit < donbueno> ive tried reading up < donbueno> i give up * donbueno looks at xera blankly * donbueno puts dr winklestein back in his pants < Alienate> donbueno, thats what you get when you disappear for no reason! < Alienate> so donbueno give me all of your time and ill fix your problem < donbueno> fuck man im just trying to deal with the stress of coming home and having more stresss than at work < donbueno> my brother is a fucking psycho < acrylicist> donbueno: wtf? < acrylicist> donbueno: get your bother to join TAM, pay you all his credit and then give that to Alienate < donbueno> u guys had nuff rl drama in here < donbueno> keep it fun < Alienate> awe donbueno you arent CopiersBroken < donbueno> fuck that doesnt solve shit < donbueno> no offense < l000Hurts> donbueno: I’m confident that you can overcome your shits, brah < donbueno> zomg tomaw is my friend < donbueno> he told me whats up < donbueno> everyone calm down < donbueno> i know the situation -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < fawkesmulder> donbueno, werds ending in *nate for 1000 gogogog < donbueno> masturbate! < donbueno> suffocate! < donbueno> instigate! < l000Hurts> donbueno: dude that’s now funny, that’s how Michael Hutchence died < Alienate> donbueno, I think youre missing the rules of the exercise < donbueno> wtf are u rejects talking bout < donbueno> what the hell i eat a couple xanax and maybe too much hydrocodon for two seconds and i turn around and this

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< donbueno> sup -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < Originate> whats going on donbueno < donbueno> trying to get vegas installed and cracked < donbueno> just spent allot of time glueing pieces of a puzzle < donbueno> not into a puzzle but into some sort of art thing not sure what it is yet < donbueno> just ate a huge cheesesteak fuck already want another < donbueno> this is true for many mans -!- donbueno_ [[email protected]] has joined #reddit -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)] -!- donbueno_ is now known as donbueno < donbueno> fucking the vegas keygen/crack no workie < donbueno> damnit < [mbm]> donbueno: not true; if you had no sex drive you wouldn’t do anything < donbueno> house1 < donbueno> yawn < donbueno> i hope it ices and sleets all night in dallas it really fucks ppl up here < donbueno> is it so wrong i love whiskey?; < acrylicist> donbueno: not at all < donbueno> im not drinking < donbueno> its just damn < donbueno> house would be bettter drunk < donbueno> and its cold out thats reason nuff to dinky da wikey < donbueno> lol i love how this whore sings "UPGRADE" for direct tv < donbueno> jesus < donbueno> hip hop u real < donbueno> acryclicist when did it shark jump u say? < donbueno> the cuddy? < donbueno> what sexy rams1 < donbueno> lol this crack team registerd it to "the mayan prophecy team" < donbueno> no such coincidence < donbueno> just got vegas studio platnium 9 all the plugins w00t! < donbueno> ohh dear god < donbueno> this is complex < donbueno> ohh wow dude vegas is tight < donbueno> omg it is < donbueno> so should i just make a user for it < donbueno> ? < donbueno> i m r teh nub < donbueno> hey < donbueno> ]uhh < donbueno> nv < donbueno> wow vegas is making me very happy i just made A FUCKING TRANSITION! < donbueno> i got vegas dl and working and a camera < donbueno> just nerding on what i can do < acrylicist> donbueno: http://www.techcrunch.com/get-youtube-movie/ < acrylicist> donbueno: lets you download any youtube movie to disk < donbueno> FOR UR FACE < donbueno> sorry < donbueno> im not drunk < donbueno> cool

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< donbueno> for like mixing? < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> its pretty cool so far < donbueno> im excited to learn something new and it doesnt run too slow at all < donbueno> another creative outlet < donbueno> i be chillin mon < donbueno> sup kory < donbueno> nix0n just whip it out tonite < donbueno> im more into hamster lore < donbueno> like the great wheel in the sky < acrylicist> donbueno: I know at least Blender can load the YouTube flv’s... now trying to rotate 90 deg < donbueno> get in the shower < donbueno> sampoo ur eyees < donbueno> YAR -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> zar nar < donbueno> wow this vegas torrent is epic < donbueno> lol rendering my first vegas video < donbueno> u guys are gonna love this < donbueno> lol vegas is fun < chromakode> cool donbueno < donbueno> hey chroma < donbueno> hows it be < donbueno> i got a you tube channel look up ninjatacopants < donbueno> im pretty much scorcese < donbueno> wait hurts just wait < donbueno> i got the power of editing now < donbueno> lol < donbueno> its so bad < donbueno> you guys will see the progression though < donbueno> FUCK U CAT < donbueno> sweet nothing is showing up in vlc < donbueno> awesome < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i fail < donbueno> this sounded too easy < donbueno> ahhh fuck it didnt work < donbueno> man fuck those fuckers < donbueno> now i hate vegas < donbueno> okay vegas cool again < donbueno> it auto uploads to blowtube < donbueno> damn that is a cool feature in vegas its just putting em right up on awesometube < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8WFpnMhkQo < donbueno> awesome old school game < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBHOPkDqEZI < donbueno> AMAZING < donbueno> see my new video 1khurts? < donbueno> its pretty amazing < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBHOPkDqEZI < l000Hurts> donbueno: WAT < donbueno> im experimenting with begas

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> vegas < donbueno> but that is actually music playing on the radio < donbueno> on sundays they play some indian shit on one channel < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i need lotsa new footage < donbueno> im thinking this is like my fucking secret weapon < donbueno> NOW < donbueno> nein < donbueno> wow < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/7iipg/the_new_blarg/ < donbueno> ur in the entourage < donbueno> mos def < donbueno> sorry me sleep now me had be sleeep up soons < donbueno> pspost movie < donbueno> pease -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> sup guys < donbueno> so i slept in my room last nite (big deal i know) but the window was broken it got down to like 20 degrees * donbueno knows what its like to be homeles < donbueno> idk i like my survivor man style < donbueno> last nite i wore like 3 shirts plus a jacket and this huge triple fleece blanket kinda funny < donbueno> damn i shoulda made a movie < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBHOPkDqEZI < donbueno> thats what vegas made me do acrylicist lol it sucks but i submitted to wtf reddit * donbueno lets jals in on a little secret (sometimes you can get shit for free off the net) < donbueno> yahweh < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBHOPkDqEZI jals for my latest and first vegas production < donbueno> this is fun http://www.weebls-stuff.com/games/Spin%20The%20Black%20Circle/ < donbueno> heh < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> im learning with training wheels on vegas < donbueno> its cools as shit though < donbueno> and for the record my first NSFW submit < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw/comments/7iknj/i_dont_care_which_one_is_rene_or_linda_i_just/ < donbueno> sup gregorah < donbueno> well this place is a good one to start sometimes though it goes through its idle times < donbueno> then others its total chaos i think yesterday they were making a movie in here or something IDK i just give them the sauce < donbueno> binural audio < donbueno> i just made a video of me making coffee with a french press somehow this is gonna be a horror movie (ohhh shit just remembered its like the opening scene from dexter) < donbueno> this game is really good < donbueno> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/games/Spin%20The%20Black%20Circle/ < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdugid8BBmI < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/redditirc/comments/7i5jg/donbueno_o_wlpe_i_amd_jot_etmer_man_sory/ < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> u guys < donbueno> cant do this to me! lOL

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< donbueno> thats what me thinks < donbueno> cause like the g key is near the super jumbler u can see a mer < donbueno> o wlpe i[ amd jot etmer man sory = < donbueno> o wel i am major goner man sory? < donbueno> anyways why dont we secure www.redditirc.com < donbueno> put the thingy on der < donbueno> "lol i found pancakes and water" < donbueno> thats the shit right there < acrylicist> donbueno: You’re a moderator, you can do it I think < donbueno> lord knows i will be fucking that up i think < donbueno> well dont we need to buy www.redditirc.com ? first? < donbueno> ?? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> wtf that mean? lol < donbueno> a winrar is you < donbueno> fucking b tards takin over in here < donbueno> neways im still trying to make a two y axis chart < donbueno> I know its just like one small step im missing but i cant find it < donbueno> dude im am behind < donbueno> wtf are u guys talking bout "worst sale u can imagine at big lots" < Alienate> donbueno, woot < donbueno> woot? < donbueno> god help me < Alienate> donbueno, woot.com < donbueno> ohh fuck < donbueno> sorry coffee and excel fail is making me whiny bitch < donbueno> and i have to call the state again < donbueno> Dear Woot, < donbueno> It’s not you, it’s me. I unfortunately just do not see a future in our relationship. I feel as hough we’ve grown apart; we are both looking for different things. For instance, I am hoping for a Wireless N Router, or even G, a decent camera, I’d even settle for a Banjo of Consternation. However, you consistently keep peddling worthless junk that I just have no need/use for. It was nice while... < donbueno> ...it lasted. < donbueno> It was over before it even begun, < donbueno> A Past Admirer < donbueno> lol yeah wtf < donbueno> its a pony < donbueno> hahahaha < donbueno> yeah they anger me < donbueno> so alienate u see my vegas creation its quite horrible < Alienate> no donbueno < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBHOPkDqEZI < donbueno> scoffery ensue < donbueno> thats really the music playin on the radio too < donbueno> btw < donbueno> was not added I wouldnt dare dilute my work with such plebianary < donbueno> so im starting to pay off the state and my warrants and such < Alienate> well... you know donbueno < donbueno> and i realize < donbueno> what kinda bitch I am < donbueno> the biggest kind < donbueno> one of the state < donbueno> no such thing as coincidence < donbueno> only the state can take license right?

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< donbueno> i mean u get it through county from the state < donbueno> so alienate like my new visual experience of glory? < Alienate> donbueno, still busy < donbueno> had to go get batteries for ur fleshlight? < donbueno> get dumpy on it * donbueno doesnt know what that means < donbueno> just remember the secret and u can have anything < donbueno> even an elephant! < donbueno> i need movie ideas < donbueno> other than solo pr0n < donbueno> ohh sht < Alienate> donbueno, your video is almost good enough to be a wannabe film student < donbueno> thanks, i guess? < Alienate> donbueno, or you could substitute the zombie for um.... an angel < donbueno> i guess for now until i get good at vegas ill just find shit to put over video to learn effects audio etc < Alienate> thats it... I’ve made you an idea worth it’s weight in gold, donbueno < donbueno> lol i just ate a vitamin and im so used to vicodins/hydrocodons/xanax i kinda got a pavlov response < donbueno> but its just a vitamin :( < donbueno> http://www.joblo.com/video/moviehotties/player.php?video=powder_blue_trailer < donbueno> jessica biel as stripper SFW < donbueno> lol < donbueno> when I was uber hippie all i ate was veggies my dumps were fucking awesome < donbueno> but superfood is just liquid right? < donbueno> i miss naked and that other one < donbueno> thats uber better than naked < donbueno> naked and something else i used to drink that was good < donbueno> hmm maybe naked was it < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/7ijqk/extinctionlevel_asteroid_impact_video_uploaded_in/c06r7a4 < donbueno> pwnt < donbueno> i love that hd floyd ELE but the echoes line up is much much more hopeful < donbueno> lol they should throw bacon in there just for the hell of it < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/7ijqk/extinctionlevel_asteroid_impact_video_uploaded_in/c06r7a4 < donbueno> there we go < donbueno> and please someone explain to me how its possible two brains like clarkes and kubricks were able to make 2001 space odyssey < donbueno> its so amazing < donbueno> it just doesnt seem feasible at this time in society < donbueno> maybe it was just that, THE RIGHT TIME < acrylicist> donbueno: exactly < donbueno> because holy shit im just going through the floyd echoes series and its so fucking amazing i can never explain < donbueno> specially the last scene < donbueno> the out of time 4d stage that kubrick makes < donbueno> hmm not sure i follow u < donbueno> ohh fuck yeah < donbueno> every scene < donbueno> VERY specific < donbueno> in the last scene the 4d stage u notice how everything is dual < donbueno> or when the guy is out in space floating off they spend 3 minutes watchin him go away and just breathe

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> like a fish outta water man without his tools is left helpless...... < donbueno> when i figured that out it fucking changed everything in that movie for me < donbueno> i read somewhere where one guy thought the monolith represented the space between the 16:9 screen < donbueno> you know the widescreen format it was in < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> he was saying that kubrick saw that the space between the screen was the monolith and at diff parts of the film ur left with just a black screen < donbueno> never even heard of it and im surprised it hought i knew kubricks shit < donbueno> u hear me out on the monolith being the movie screen? < donbueno> its a yearly occurence for me < donbueno> i mean its my fav all time film hands down < donbueno> i just never realized when i was young why they had the shot of the space guy floating away cause he was cut loose by dave < donbueno> they spend like 3 minutes of him just breating < donbueno> that shit confused me when young but now that i understand it "DAMN THATS DEEP SHITS" < donbueno> whoa < donbueno> not even his < donbueno> well it was they killed him for it < acrylicist> donbueno: the early scenes with the monolith to me is kubrick describing when we got language/tool making < donbueno> he started it they killed him cause it exposed too much of the "illuminati" < donbueno> lol go read up on it < donbueno> u had to ask me < donbueno> i gave you my answer < donbueno> you decide what u want < donbueno> lol that im a hippie conspiracy theorist < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> yeap < donbueno> reddit is down * donbueno puts on seatbelt < donbueno> i got a 502 < donbueno> err 503 < donbueno> sup caesararum < donbueno> like pogs! < [mbm]> donbueno: right, what’d you think I was refering to? * donbueno couldnt play with POGS cause he thought they were full of chocolate * donbueno nods < donbueno> never seen that < Alienate> donbueno, you thought that cardboard had chocolate in it? < donbueno> im fat man lay off < donbueno> wow u remember too much of pogs u loose < donbueno> what are u hawaiian? < donbueno> WELL THEY ARE BLACK! < donbueno> prolly fucking stole it < donbueno> whoda thunk my joe satriani is non factor in music comment would go strait down? < donbueno> NO STOP < donbueno> PLEASE I ALREADY FAP 4 TIME TODAY < donbueno> "back that ass up nigger and grind on this dick and make it bigger" says the jon of lil < donbueno> ohh silly is his way < donbueno> BRB < donbueno> yeah soulseek is tight < donbueno> audiogalaxy was pretty cool maybe too cool

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> im never not torrenting < Alienate> nice double negative, donbueno < donbueno> i try < donbueno> its there for effect * donbueno brain hurt < donbueno> yeah it would just work and work for u < donbueno> it was amazing < donbueno> had allot of good shit too < donbueno> coffee + cigs = ass lava me thoughts < Alienate> donbueno, your stomach must be pansied from all of your years as a dirty hippie * donbueno lets kory in on a little secret (burning ring of fire was written after willie nelson had a horrible run of the fire shits) < donbueno> uhh u mean STRONG LIKE DUMPTRUCK! < Alienate> I think kyou mean after he listened to some johnny cash, donbueno < donbueno> FUCK ME < donbueno> yep me bad < donbueno> both epic < donbueno> ...... < donbueno> koryk < donbueno> koryk < donbueno> koryk < donbueno> koryk < donbueno> koryk < donbueno> koryk < donbueno> koryk < donbueno> DING < donbueno> DING < donbueno> turn on ur webcam lets scope some chicks brah < donbueno> ohh wow jasons deli fucking pwns my face < donbueno> holy shit my bp is like 167/116 78 heart rate < donbueno> WTF < acrylicist> donbueno: sodium < donbueno> im trying to meditate and get my bp down < donbueno> wow my happy place is the woods with water nearby HOW NEAT < donbueno> my angry place is the ribbon in excel < donbueno> i need to get comfy with my camera BRB poopin times < donbueno> http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=213349&title=mike-huckabee-pt.-2&byDate=true < donbueno> jon stewart just say the fucking word and will get my gun and march * donbueno salutes jon stewart as our commanding leader < donbueno> i can read it < donbueno> it means < Alienate> quick donbueno think up something funny! < Alienate> I think donbueno fell asleep at the keyboard again < donbueno> lol < donbueno> no i had to instafap < donbueno> erin burnette on cnbc AMAZING TODAY < donbueno> i should just start a stalker blog on erin burnette * donbueno realizes there is prolly many of them < donbueno> lol dude there is the program called photoshop < donbueno> it makes things happen! < [mbm]> donbueno: ms paint is more fun < donbueno> I’d do Burnett, Brennan and Rebecca Jarvis in front of my wife’s lawyer. < donbueno> thats a comment on this page lol

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< donbueno> http://dealbreaker.com/2008/07/congratulations-erin-burnett.php < Alienate> donbueno, you arent married :P < donbueno> lol i know its some old suits comment < donbueno> u can tell cause he added lawyer < donbueno> us little fucks dont think like that < donbueno> lol great pic live < donbueno> damn alienate coming from you the head of the grammar stazi < donbueno> :) < Alienate> donbueno, most of what you say isnt even fucking human readable < donbueno> hahhahha < donbueno> and i was here! < donbueno> WIN! < donbueno> ADSIOJDAs! < donbueno> which means "bring me enchiliadas you woman cunty" < donbueno> i didnt know "eat shit and die" was one of hunter s’s quotes < donbueno> its one of mine favs < donbueno> lol wtf is this thing < donbueno> yeah my finger in it.... < donbueno> lol oriental magic < donbueno> ohh wow i need one bad < donbueno> anyone know how to change the new office look into the old functional one? < donbueno> i think there is a way to rid the ribbon < donbueno> yeah like a option somewheres < donbueno> me looking for many tide weaves * donbueno is trying now to confuse alienate with his esoteric double meaning use of every word and non word < donbueno> werd < donbueno> DANKE < donbueno> ummm < donbueno> im gonna have to pay on the usefulness of these search strings < donbueno> cause one wants my money < Alienate> because donbueno is going to welch out on his debts < donbueno> lol keep calling alienate i aint answering < donbueno> (debt man) < acrylicist> donbueno: its coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! < donbueno> lol i wish i had a cubicle < donbueno> that would be fun < donbueno> im like in huge house kinda thingy lookin place < donbueno> a cockpunch to ur face? < donbueno> whoa < donbueno> a paradigm < donbueno> lol < donbueno> its already here < donbueno> tariffs rising with russia < donbueno> my dad was on some spout bout how were really fucked cause of protectionism venezula/russia .... < donbueno> < donbueno> awesome i come from family of 5 < donbueno> 3 now laid off < donbueno> bro worked as chef at PF changs became drunk not his fault < donbueno> sister at high end restraunt sales down shes gone < donbueno> other bro worked for some home building company (could saw that) * donbueno looks around and heres the buzzard cry * donbueno is prolly next

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> what flavor? < donbueno> and will u send catsup? < Alienate> donbueno, Sure... < donbueno> there is only one GOD OF FOOD THAT IS FAST HIS NAME IS JACK < donbueno> where else can u get a pita pocket, cheddar wedges, egg rolls, rice bowls, tacos and sourdough burgers? < donbueno> IM WTF < donbueno> the person that designed jack in the box menu had terrets < donbueno> food terrets < donbueno> and sausage biscuit is FUCKING hard to say really really drunk at 4 am in a drive thru window < donbueno> TRUST ME < donbueno> CHsAGGE BIKIT! < donbueno> "im sorry can you repeat that?" < donbueno> i mead du chawchege bizkkigts < donbueno> "please pull forward" < donbueno> /vomit < Alienate> so... donbueno you want these chips? -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> AWESOME come home weird mexicans in my house and my brah is passed out drunk on the floor < donbueno> fuck YES < donbueno> I WIN < donbueno> OMG I CAN FEEL IT THE POWER I HAVE THE POWER!!! < Alienate> donbueno, give him a weird haircut < donbueno> no dude this is sad < Alienate> donbueno, why is it sad? < donbueno> alienate my brother is drinking himself to death < Alienate> donbueno, wtf why>? < donbueno> used to be head chef of a very successful restraunt here in dallas < donbueno> alienate well i love to drink dont get me wrong < donbueno> but this guy he is full blown alcky < donbueno> fucking asshole if u ask me < donbueno> heh < donbueno> nice back nice < donbueno> JOHN LEE HOOKER < donbueno> BOOGIE CHILLEN < donbueno> yeah but i sang it as john lee hooker so i win < donbueno> BOOGIE CHILLIN < donbueno> :) < donbueno> this channel has officially surpassed my stoner speed < donbueno> that or im love with playing with my vegas < donbueno> err sony vegas < donbueno> ;) < donbueno> one < donbueno> alienate doesnt count < donbueno> err in irc or in the universe < donbueno> ohh fuck u guy < donbueno> tried to get me to click that < donbueno> HAH < donbueno> BUENO OUT SMART! < donbueno> he no clickie clickie

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> so im building a robot outta scifi glow in the dark puzzle pieces < donbueno> peices < donbueno> ahh fuck it < donbueno> PEEC IS < donbueno> so anyone got my danky C&C 3 tiberium wars torrent? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i hate your stoopid windows < donbueno> fucking looking at silly half way there shit < donbueno> u see my work tuguy? < donbueno> www.youtube.com/ninjatacopants < donbueno> its revolutionary < donbueno> im working on more tonite "episode 2" < donbueno> is http://www.submityourflicks.com/videos/4400/psu-cheerleader.html < donbueno> NSFW < donbueno> http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1387274030063185078epfygY < donbueno> back row < donbueno> yeah its just fuckin < donbueno> but me thinks reddit found the bitch under my idea to look < donbueno> im convinced its her < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw/comments/7iht1/best_vid_of_a_real_penn_st_cheerleader_having_a/ < donbueno> wtf is that her or not? < donbueno> god damnit i need pr0n experts and i know ur here < donbueno> i had to watch a a baby come out of a vagina < donbueno> it was horrible < donbueno> i almost puked < donbueno> my own baby < donbueno> hey dont take it wrong babies are amazing things < donbueno> i was young and just didnt see it coming < donbueno> they like randomly just cut to a scene it wasnt like "and now were gonna witness a birth" < donbueno> it was just stuff everywhere and the babby < donbueno> it haded formed < donbueno> montel! < donbueno> babby there < donbueno> well we can grow babbies now < donbueno> "welcome to costco i love you" < donbueno> ohh you mean public school system? < Alienate> donbueno, the public school system is a joke < donbueno> and a cage until ur ready to work < donbueno> <---- catholic private school SO BACK THE FUCK UP I WILL ROCK UR FACE * donbueno flexes < Alienate> donbueno, I went to a private church of christ school as well as a freaking insanely ghetto highschool * donbueno makes pwn sauce extra pwnty < donbueno> nope < donbueno> totally narwhale < donbueno> scuse me narwhal < donbueno> i loved the original 2600 fighter game that was just like ww2 < donbueno> err ww1 < donbueno> lol for the first time this year im turning on the heat < donbueno> i cant feel my extremities < donbueno> its gonna have that new heater smell < donbueno> ugh

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> or old heat < donbueno> hey somone buy www.redditirc.com and ill put it in the settings < donbueno> i refuse to use debit or credit cards intarnets no take cashie < donbueno> nice just made some new movies < donbueno> with puzzles and wooden peoples < donbueno> im oving up to characters < donbueno> nein < donbueno> i guessi could though if i wanted < donbueno> MAKE THE SEXES < donbueno> ump up < donbueno> BRB reastronautboots! -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < zateam> donbueno, http://www.weebls-stuff.com/games/Spin%20The%20Black%20Circle/ :o < donbueno> i love that game < donbueno> i played it for awhile today < donbueno> level 12 is pissing me of < donbueno> i can get to the last little part but BOOM < donbueno> nice < donbueno> 3.5 gs 4 for muh bros < donbueno> eat shit and die < donbueno> lol < donbueno> 8th works < donbueno> an 8th of an oz < donbueno> thats pretty norm sweater < donbueno> some dudes always "man i pay like 3 dollars" < donbueno> all bout who ya know.... < donbueno> i like sweater sleeves < donbueno> those are what make you cool < donbueno> big tub of nachos! < donbueno> ftw < donbueno> some good ones at www.xvideos.com < donbueno> fuck level 12 < donbueno> AHAH I BEAT YOU LEVEL 12 < donbueno> YOU ARE NOTHING < [mbm]> donbueno: try playing the game with only using one arrow direction per level < donbueno> 13 JUST GOT SHUT THE FUCK DOWN < donbueno> I AM THE CINGULAR < donbueno> LOLZ < donbueno> lol i think level 14 is like a interlude < donbueno> im unstoppable < donbueno> no more game < donbueno> cool paradox < donbueno> thats some cool shits < donbueno> cool site paradox in general < donbueno> i might be able to use ur graphing skills in my RL work < donbueno> can it magically make money appear? < donbueno> yar < donbueno> my EYES SHANT NOT SEE < donbueno> which spanish for resolution < donbueno> null cmon wtf < donbueno> so aol 1992 < kialari> donbueno: how’s the weather there?

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> fucking cold < donbueno> i made a new video of my niece if anyone is interested < donbueno> IN WATCHING THE VIDEO < donbueno> U SICK FUCK < donbueno> lol < donbueno> ohh and ur a ou fan? < donbueno> www.youtube.com/ninjatacopants < donbueno> i learned to kill bong bowls at 12 < donbueno> sup it < donbueno> god damnit forget me im all hopped up on caffeinee < donbueno> kinda hungry < donbueno> havent had booze in days < donbueno> ahhh < donbueno> i love having unbroken windows < donbueno> in 20 degree weather its like saying to the world "hey im not homeless" < donbueno> my apt fucking repair blows last nite i slept in like 2 pairs of pants few shirts and in a north face cats meow < donbueno> catbot! < donbueno> go < donbueno> nix0nbot! < donbueno> i can only afford one boot -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> wassup < donbueno> all the kiddies asleep? < donbueno> yeas! < donbueno> lol < donbueno> sup fawkes < donbueno> how it be < donbueno> wanna see how cute my neice and nephew are???? HUH?2 < donbueno> DOYA!@? < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8_Z7rfehhs < donbueno> prepare to crumble < donbueno> yo peter < donbueno> im still upset bout how little chatzilla is up on there < donbueno> is it that bad? < donbueno> i love it < donbueno> fawkes what u on? < donbueno> other than 45 hits of acid < donbueno> wait love is too soon and strong of a word I think really im just using it to get to another better more attractive gui client < fawkesfyre> donbueno, xchat or chatzilla depending on os < donbueno> we aim to please here < donbueno> no shit on irssi fawkesfyre < donbueno> wtf wont even install it for u it seems < donbueno> lol < donbueno> lol u see this http://omgponi.es/redditirc/ < donbueno> whoever did that I demand a recount and you have to take into accont sometimes i leave for the weekend and just leave this thing on for days < donbueno> dude i so own on the redditirc stats page * donbueno stands before his peopel "CAN YOU DIG!" < donbueno> lol that stats page is pretty cool < donbueno> for some reason people love stats!?

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> I had an idea for work out center that u kinda log in with a RFID and put rfid readers on all the machines < donbueno> you could log how long u worked on each station < donbueno> it would upload it to the net u could log on there see charts and shit < donbueno> COPYRIGHT DON BUENO < donbueno> reddit reddited redditing redded < donbueno> yeah its past perfect < donbueno> "yeah its been redded" < donbueno> here in a sentence < donbueno> "I love reddit." "I reddited it earlier." "I am busy redditing honey surprise but secks later" and finally "yar tis been redded" < donbueno> is it good? < donbueno> nice < donbueno> should work on my comp < donbueno> hey fawkesfyre you ever listen to calexico? the new album carried to dust is epic good! < donbueno> if you like world < donbueno> music < donbueno> yeah u torrent right? < donbueno> i use the music on this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8_Z7rfehhs < donbueno> thats muh neice < donbueno> wtf nerd talk < donbueno> u torrent or not? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> yeah i used to use a comp to watch shit to fall asleep and then use www.alarmclock.com to wake up < donbueno> that shit is evil btw < donbueno> the online alarm clock site < donbueno> hold up lemme find one < donbueno> or the one < donbueno> the beep is like random its more annoying than anything u ever heard < donbueno> http://onlineclock.net/ < donbueno> give it a whurl thats the sounds i woke up to for like 1.5 years at like 4 am < donbueno> i wish never to hear again < donbueno> did u set it? < donbueno> i just really wanna know if anyone else hears what i hear cause I swear its beeping randomly but someone said it wasnt i need confirmation of no crazy < donbueno> lol i just shook uncontrolably after hearing it in my brain < donbueno> "the chills" < donbueno> blasted < donbueno> that person just got fired today lol < donbueno> WOOPS forgot to enabel sound < donbueno> sup alienate < donbueno> hows it going today? Would you like to know about something...say like the annual percentage of aphids per leaf capita? hmmmm would you.....? hmmmm? < donbueno> damnit i just spent all morning compiling data for that! < donbueno> so gotta go convince my bro to goto rehab today. A day full of win one could say! < donbueno> i never have asked this before but i need some new music recomendations the shit in bblip as of late sucks i got too mnay fucking assholes in my listneing group < donbueno> naw im diggin like boquis tejanoish world music < donbueno> this calexico album is really doing it for me im dling the whole discog now < Alienate> hey donbueno I can make some recommendations... I listen to a little music < donbueno> dont lol him it only encourages him < donbueno> you should check out this internet service called DELPHI its leet < donbueno> call this 1800 and get a FREE CD

1 January 2009

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< Alienate> donbueno is just jealous that my life is drama free < donbueno> orly cause no life is drama free < donbueno> unless ur bob barker then ur just god and life forms to your view < donbueno> fucking arbys and wendys merging has really screwed up my day < donbueno> lol < donbueno> whoda thought cause damn i love me some arbys..... < donbueno> "feels like an arbys night." < donbueno> although i read once somewhere that in the process of making arbys roast beef it is liquified and then shot through a former like pasta kinda but with animals < donbueno> merging as in financially < donbueno> who gives a fuck what monstrosity they put out next here in dallas one place sells KFC pizza hut and taco bell, now i know all owned by YUM foods but fuck man thats just wrong < donbueno> in detroit their are dunken donuts stores with baskin robbins in them < donbueno> i just can imagine "hey i want a donut.....OHH SHIT WAIT THEY HAVE ICE CREAM!" < donbueno> burn in hell detroit fuck u and ur bailout < Alienate> I dont think they can hear you from here, donbueno < donbueno> meh < donbueno> i was thinking you know i got this cheapo hd camera here maybe I video tape my bro drunk he watches it maybe that helps? < donbueno> why doesnt fucking youtube just play the video in HD if its available? < donbueno> what a fuck stop place * donbueno found out internet sight SOME have settings or options < donbueno> catbot! < donbueno> one good thing though outta this is that I am seriously considering just completely stopping drinking < donbueno> im 26 my bros 31 although he worked as a head chef for 6 years and they have a rep for being drunks, I am pretty sure I could easily be where he is now in 5 years and that shits scary < donbueno> goood scary < donbueno> and plus if you make coffee just right it will fuck u up even more < donbueno> im seeing fucking colors < donbueno> lol nixon nice pic < donbueno> howdy tobsn < donbueno> peter do you mind why I ask why you would link such article? < donbueno> gotcha < donbueno> just curious < donbueno> catbot! < donbueno> thecatbot! < donbueno> thesexbot! < donbueno> well I was curious as to why you linked it....you think its cool. < donbueno> life continues no judgement here < donbueno> although I will say that too human left a nasty after taste in my mouth now whenever I see the word valkeryie or see it < donbueno> er or see one < donbueno> ahh i love idle days < donbueno> humans go produce friday is coming hurry! < donbueno> lol < donbueno> windows no reboot in a month’? < donbueno> i guess what i am asking is are u working on shits that got windows? < donbueno> and one minute silence fucking owns < donbueno> atleast the first album < donbueno> wtf is wrong with us http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/10/AR2008121003855.html < donbueno> and when I say us I mean humanity as a whole

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> I swear to go the reptilian theory can only explain this shti < donbueno> shit < donbueno> I specialized in the philosophy of religions in college ask me < donbueno> and i will fuck that class up < donbueno> contemplative tradition? WTF < donbueno> ohhh LOL < donbueno> haha i love religions < donbueno> "thinking prayer" < donbueno> its called meditation YOU FUCKING ROBOTS! < donbueno> sdfhadioashdj * donbueno freaks out < donbueno> ohh I would love to be in a classroom now spitting philo with this shit < donbueno> but no im behind a fucking spreadsheet < donbueno> hey ask your class if "speakign in tongues" is a form of contemplative prayer < donbueno> "Contemplative consciousness," says [Thomas] Merton, is "a trans-cultural, trans-reliit can shine through this or that system, religious or irreligious" gious, trans-formed consciousness â < donbueno> hmm so thinking about who and where you are is..... < donbueno> or just even contemplating the complexity of a sun ray is contemplative prayer < donbueno> "you smell like robots" is my sticker idea < donbueno> DONE < donbueno> I WIN < donbueno> peace bro < donbueno> wow one minute silence first album fucking pwns < donbueno> if anyone likes rage go get "available in all colors" by one minute silence < donbueno> wow this needs to be scene by everyone lolz forever http://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw/comments/7ipxk/quite_possibly_the_greatest_sexcapade_ever_caught/ < donbueno> NSFW < donbueno> alienate save it for later this shit is your style < donbueno> its great < donbueno> mexican workers lol < donbueno> watching this skinny white guy fucking this huge titty bitch in a minivan style < donbueno> never heard of these new idea sexcapade where ur buddy drives ur around while nailing whores all over town < donbueno> heheheh < donbueno> wow < l000Hurts> donbueno: Oh yeah, congrats for being the unofficial official king of #reddit < donbueno> the best comment was "never laughed while fapping" * donbueno bows < Alienate> donbueno, dude... bang bus was around 10 years ago < donbueno> its my sporadic thought and typing ability < donbueno> alienate yeah iknow bang bus but this is diff < donbueno> this is just pure fun < donbueno> im surprised i owned acrylicist * Alienate knows donbueno’s full name and phone number < donbueno> yep < donbueno> i been out sneaking tokes < donbueno> making jokes < donbueno> and blaming folks < donbueno> wow this really tickles my fancy http://donklephant.com/2008/12/11/kop-busters/ < donbueno> what an amazing idea story and executino < donbueno> execution < donbueno> I just dont get twitter I refuse to use it. * donbueno looks to alienate to splain its usefulness

1 January 2009

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< livejamie> donbueno: http://www.commoncraft.com/Twitter < donbueno> did you guys see that kopbusters thing? < donbueno> SUP MAN < donbueno> LOOK GOLD UP THREE DAYS < donbueno> srry caps < donbueno> dollar down < donbueno> you shoulda just saw what went down on cnbc < donbueno> kramer vs jaime this guy saying JP is all good to go < donbueno> kramer was takling the maddest shit since this all went down and he called it < donbueno> im no big kramer fan but it was epic < donbueno> he was calling sheila baker a liar lol on tv < donbueno> (she gave numbers of JP to GOV) < donbueno> i understand twitter < donbueno> but fuck it < donbueno> yar < donbueno> this guy comes on saying its a buy < donbueno> its a buy < donbueno> kramer goes "WTFOMGBBQ" < donbueno> okay im headed home < donbueno> see u in a bit -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]"] < Alienate> donbueno or l000hurts says it and its lulz -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> woop woop < donbueno> sup < ChrisP> sup donbueno < donbueno> yar! < donbueno> im off the coke man < donbueno> just straight herbs < donbueno> ;) < donbueno> haaaaawhat˜! < donbueno> OKAY! < donbueno> HOOOK A BRUDA UP RIGHT < donbueno> lol < donbueno> idk wtf is in me < donbueno> not even caffeine nemore < donbueno> i am marinatining some chiken < donbueno> thats like baby minus all the small bones < donbueno> donbueno heals all < donbueno> WITH AIDS < donbueno> nein im off the wow too < donbueno> i could be IDK never checked < donbueno> i just assume not cause im still fat and not like dying < donbueno> and i dont have ass sex with black people < donbueno> well sometimes < donbueno> what u guys do to alienate < donbueno> alienate < donbueno> it was all your fault < donbueno> tuguy: you see my new videos? < donbueno> www.youtube.com/ninjatacopants i got some of my niece she is epicly awesome < donbueno> lol global warming feets of snow in houston < donbueno> its called ice age coming ohh ice age coming aahdhahanadada < donbueno> i love the global warming freaks on the internet such retards

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> dude that is awesome < donbueno> wow < donbueno> im like fucking shocked how even does .... < donbueno> holy shit that huge block thing < donbueno> that is amazing < donbueno> like fucking that old 64 flying game < donbueno> so thats how ppl get lost on stumble < donbueno> no way < donbueno> that shits crazy < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo#Hobo_code < donbueno> whoa < donbueno> sup guys < donbueno> dude the hobo ethical code is amazing < l000Hurts> donbueno: that shit’s more hardcore than esperanto < donbueno> yeah but the ethical code its like 15 rules < donbueno> are amazing < donbueno> i had no clue the hobos had a convention in 1889 in st louis < donbueno> decided on like bylaws < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo#Hobo_ethical_code < donbueno> i like the "boil up whenever possible" < donbueno> lol < donbueno> so true < donbueno> so true < donbueno> whoa allstar lineup < donbueno> although i am the official #reddit lord < donbueno> meh darwin had it wrong all along neways < donbueno> and he stole it from his wife! < donbueno> hahah < donbueno> SUP SUP CHROMA! < donbueno> FOR WINTEr! < chromakode> lord donbueno! * donbueno bows < donbueno> i need an acceptance speech? * donbueno says fuck team america < donbueno> i got a hd camera now i can make a speech although i will be nervous and will urinate most likely < epicRelic> donbueno, just incorporate the urination into your speech < acrylicist> donbueno: you need to do it on your throne so there’s no problem < donbueno> haha < donbueno> my thrown not lookin so good < donbueno> been a rough week < donbueno> l;ol "FRAMES WITHOUT BORDERS A CHARITY" < donbueno> im still lolling < donbueno> lolattack < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/hurts_my_eyes/comments/7iy1g/i_raped_a_lamp/ < donbueno> lol still laughing at frames without borders < donbueno> wow < donbueno> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 < donbueno> why havent i seen that yet < donbueno> hey chroma make one of the links an immediate picture of oprah < donbueno> im am crying righ tnow < donbueno> no joke < donbueno> http://www.ktxt.net/

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> :( * donbueno cuts himself puts on death cab * donbueno went and bought whiskey cause of this news * epicRelic helped donbueno cut himself * donbueno is also going back to lubbock this weekend for a wedding and will make video of me doing something at the station < donbueno> dude that was my college radio station i worked there for 5 years we were number 1-3 on CMJ for the 4 years i was there < donbueno> i spent like every fucking day in that studio < donbueno> and now they take it < donbueno> 88.1 was one of the only stations completely run by students < donbueno> yeah it was epic 45K watts thats pretty huge for a college station < donbueno> you agreeing here with me? < donbueno> what < donbueno> cancer feeds off animal protein < donbueno> caesararum wtf < donbueno> well played ou < donbueno> im becoming that guy but im happy bout it lol < donbueno> i was too social < donbueno> I should post the unself < donbueno> "reddit I am alive because of you I used all my life lines. < donbueno> OU technology makes our world smaller good and bad < donbueno> if there wasnt electricity we would all be doing this in our neighborhood or really actually if there wasnt tv < donbueno> everything tuguy < donbueno> but it seperates us < donbueno> its weird < donbueno> it doesnt seperate us it kinda immobilizes us < donbueno> yep < donbueno> if you goto old neighborhoods they have porches < donbueno> like houses built round 20’s 30’s < donbueno> all have huge porches < donbueno> cause thats what you fucking did < donbueno> and if you were a kid you played kick the can or some shit < donbueno> now its cookie cutter housing each fucking stable holding a sheeple inside a gated community < donbueno> the gated communities no1 knows each other unless they in the same priv school < donbueno> heh < donbueno> dont get me wrong I like to be positive < donbueno> but all i fucking see today is born consume die rinse repeat < donbueno> then theres these moments of actual humanity that kinda make it okay for awhile < donbueno> and then i read all the conspiracy shit in the world and that doesnt help one bit < donbueno> i dont believe it all or nething its just it can be a little much sometimes < donbueno> not even what we consume < donbueno> OHH WERE SO FUCKED * donbueno facepalm < donbueno> fullycolon i never use them < donbueno> not even sure how < donbueno> I had two meals today; one with a spoon, and another on acid. < donbueno> OHH WOW < donbueno> i c now < donbueno> teach me < donbueno> u will < FullyColon> donbueno fun, huh ? but you can stick commas in there too. after one, and after

1 January 2009

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another and get rid of the middle one and all those commas would still be ok. < donbueno> fullycolon as leader of the #reddit channel I nominate you bro of the day < donbueno> so my idea < donbueno> is that i will get fucking hammered < donbueno> and then make a acceptance speech as leader < donbueno> but the deal is < donbueno> i will read what you guys write for my speech < donbueno> live off irc < donbueno> onto my hd cam < donbueno> it wont work but nothing really does < donbueno> hows that sound < donbueno> no1 likes my idea? < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> i thought it was genius < caesararum> donbueno: yes, I liked the two meals bit < donbueno> caesararum: I was talking bout making an video acceptance speech of my kingnicity of #reddit and for the speech I will read what you guys write for my speech live off irc < donbueno> caesararum: read anything < donbueno> i think my extensive use of acid has made me read united as UNI-TED < donbueno> and formula as FOR MULA as in its for her < donbueno> I honestly just started laughing all over again on the "frames without borders html related charity" comment < donbueno> soo soo epic < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6vn4z/after_exploring_film_writing_physics_math_and_cs/c04zmny < donbueno> WOW < donbueno> JUST WOW < donbueno> word < donbueno> someone had to * donbueno is watching 30 rocks < donbueno> alec baldwin is a badass * donbueno wants some crack! < donbueno> its a good show tracy morgan episode that he writes the pr0n game is epic < donbueno> lotsa good characters < donbueno> and its not just bout plot twists like the other fucking shows i for some reason watch < donbueno> 26 is the official age of #reddit < caesararum> donbueno: I want to go to there! * donbueno lord don bueno decrees < donbueno> lol rolling and watching tv? < donbueno> never done that < donbueno> mostly im at shows or in colorado at red rocks ;) < donbueno> red rocks FTW! < caesararum> donbueno: I mean, we were ROTFLing * donbueno knows ;) < tuguy> donbueno knows! < donbueno> and Im not sure but I think I might eat tina feys butt < donbueno> if you know what I mean < caesararum> donbueno: liek so: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/06/roflmao/ * donbueno is officially drunk < donbueno> go hamme go hamme go! < donbueno> lol both lost the R < donbueno> heh < donbueno> im like ur guys enemy < FullyColon> donbueno lolol

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> i have no resopect for grammar or spelling < donbueno> i mean fuck it its the internet i been here to loong to care < donbueno> yeah thats why < donbueno> i take up a couple line < donbueno> usually < donbueno> and im reddit god < donbueno> so soon i will make speech < donbueno> in ##reddit < donbueno> and will read live with conviction your words for my speech < donbueno> and readily upload it to the intrahubs that we know and love < donbueno> ideas are important not words < donbueno> one could argue without words there could be no ideas but I would say nein < donbueno> I can show you something with no verbal and you can still get the idea < donbueno> FUCK it humans evolved on mushrooms < FullyColon> donbueno yep. so you see that "but" in there. its a conjuction, or joining word. but it is also negative. so that makes something either before it or after it false. < donbueno> my speech room soon < donbueno> im making my #reddit crowning acceptance speech...but you guys are writing it and im reading it like a actor on video < donbueno> and will fail < donbueno> but meh its kentucky deluxe night i already failed < donbueno> timezone? < donbueno> or country < donbueno> ahhh central time the best! < donbueno> not possible < donbueno> caffeine? < donbueno> cigs? < donbueno> freon? < donbueno> what kinda cigs? < donbueno> trust the doctor it matters < donbueno> its amazing what the human body can do < donbueno> im doing the speech now < donbueno> goto ##reddit and when i say nar start typing my acceptance speech < donbueno> ostricich prophelactic < donbueno> lamers < donbueno> omg wtf < donbueno> BBQ < donbueno> someone type my speech wtf how hard is this u retards do more on semicolosn < donbueno> all i ask is to make an ass of me < donbueno> is that so hard? < donbueno> okay then im just making my speech < donbueno> in ##reddit < donbueno> eat shit and die < donbueno> fuck the speech im going to the bar < donbueno> rightfully so < donbueno> but when i get back its on like oprah kong < donbueno> yar im back < donbueno> never is #reddit dead as long as im alive * sociallyinept stabs donbueno < donbueno> sociallyinept now u stab later u cry < sociallyinept> donbueno: it took me, like 5 seconds to decipher that sentence with correct puncuation in my head < donbueno> okay whos ready for my speech < donbueno> ill read u type

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> in ##reddit < beinghuman> donbueno: what speech? < donbueno> for being lord of #reddit < donbueno> 1khurts what < donbueno> wow frank caliendo on leno is actually funny < donbueno> lol triumph the insult dog < donbueno> at the star wars premier < donbueno> "thats the last time your son will see the female gentalia" < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> im not that old < donbueno> the triumph video? < donbueno> POL < donbueno> yep another great line from that haaahhahah < donbueno> the alpanet < donbueno> at 903 the degrees it will be al gore is right < donbueno> yeah somedays < donbueno> kermit was green but surely had the blues < donbueno> ms piggy never loved him like he did her < donbueno> holy fuck i just started that video as conan came on < donbueno> it matched perfectly < caesararum> donbueno: nice self post on hurts_my_eyes < donbueno> morning -!- donbueno_ [[email protected]] has joined #reddit -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno_ [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> at work..... < donbueno> so this weekend my friends are getting married in lubbock im going out tomorrow they got www.outformation.com to play for the after party the place is gonna be open till like 4 am apparently < donbueno> BUT < donbueno> thats not the important part the important part is im gonna see my HIPPIE MAMA!!!!!!!! < donbueno> YEAS! < donbueno> YEAS! < donbueno> p://www.pinktentacle.com/2008/12/scientists-extract-images-directly-from-brain/ o_o < donbueno> usually me thinks < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity * donbueno was doing that a couple months ago < donbueno> u hear bout the BIG surprise this morn? lol bernie mayoff < donbueno> 508 billion ponzi scheme....wait....soo the bankers.....are greedy? whoda thunk it < donbueno> sup < donbueno> were all off on timing < donbueno> http://www.thestreet.com/story/10452856/1/madoff-scandal-this-could-reallyhurt.html?cm_ven=GOOGLEN < donbueno> http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20081211/project_aiko_081211/20081211?hub=CTVNewsAt11 < donbueno> the dude built a web searching program that scanned the net for new words so she talks dirty and curses wtf wow < donbueno> acrylicist: I am going to see my hippie mama in lubbock this weekend! < donbueno> FECK YES1 < donbueno> omg

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/11/the-most-awesome-vir.html < donbueno> channel is off sync today < donbueno> tim and eric wow so epic why dont more people know bout this < acrylicist> donbueno: sweet < donbueno> my radio station shuts down this weekend < donbueno> got a fone call bout it < donbueno> got reminded my friends are having epic wedding party this weekend < donbueno> IM GOING TO LUBBOCK! * donbueno grins knowing video camera will be present < acrylicist> donbueno: what radio station? < acrylicist> donbueno: you got a pirate signal going? < donbueno> acrylicist: 88.1 ktxt it was the last only student run station in the country < donbueno> acrylicist: it had 45k watts its being absorbed by the npr playing other admin station fohm < donbueno> acrylicist: watch that zach galifinanakkaidaksas absolut commerical < donbueno> and rejoice in the greatness of tim and eric < donbueno> SPORTS! < acrylicist> donbueno: speaking of PBS, KCPT as a public tv station actually blows steaming chunks < acrylicist> donbueno: they have 4 DTV channels and they can only manage to schedule programming on one of them 24/7 < donbueno> koryk: how many times u want it refreshed? < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> mostly around 4-700 < donbueno> then randomly itslike 17ms < donbueno> or 19ms < donbueno> acrylicist: is that the local shit in moraltown? < acrylicist> donbueno: local tv station... i’ve never seen a PBS station suck so bad < donbueno> acrylicist: in austin like in 1997 i remember waking up at a buddies and turning on tv and finding AJ < donbueno> acrylicist: I remember thinking way back then even when I didnt know half the shit I know now how epic he was < donbueno> yeah though some people like fucking worship him < donbueno> like the bushites they just dumb and want to do THE RIGHT THING < donbueno> but the obamas are a diff color < donbueno> WHOA < donbueno> didnt mean that < donbueno> to come out like that hahahhaha < donbueno> a diff thread < donbueno> well fuck u know what i mean < donbueno> YAR * donbueno started to make coffee came here now cant touch the handle of the pot < donbueno> wait what < donbueno> the fed has tight control over passwords < donbueno> where the fuck u work < Alienate> donbueno, they set our policies these days < Alienate> donbueno, I work IT at a state bank < donbueno> gotcha < donbueno> wait where do you work? * donbueno is lolzing < donbueno> its taken 2 hours to make coffee cause i got all super stoned this morning and keep forgetting im heating water < donbueno> tough friday < donbueno> ...

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> I am literally geting paid right now to wait for an email < donbueno> wait a bunch of us do that i guess < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/1890520 < donbueno> havent heard that track in awhile < donbueno> a reall good one < donbueno> maybe the one that proved sublime wasnt just drugs and style < acrylicist> donbueno: oh I found a nice band with deep lush tracks < donbueno> nice use of lush < acrylicist> donbueno: http://www.freeworm.ca/ < donbueno> "cant fight against the youth" lol im no longer youth that fucking blows < donbueno> well relatively i am < donbueno> will check it out in a sec < donbueno> gotta hear ol bradley narwhal out these tunes < donbueno> its got some womble womp giong on < donbueno> wow this shit would be nice for a long comedown < donbueno> im sold < donbueno> hey you ever hear that bill laswell interpretation of bob marley? called "ambient translations" < donbueno> me thinks you would (much like me) listen to it for months on end * donbueno goes to find torrent < donbueno> err "dreams of freedom" is the name of the album < donbueno> acrylicist: this makes me want to go into the woods trip out and become some creature eating leaves and humping everything < donbueno> i got it < acrylicist> donbueno: ahahah < donbueno> one sec < acrylicist> donbueno: you have to see where I found this band to realize how prophetic that was < donbueno> like forest elf or something < donbueno> heh SS it < donbueno> http://dl.btjunkie.org/torrent/bill-laswell-bob-marley-dreams-of-freedom-ambienttranslations-of-bob-marley-in-dub-eac-flac/377849fbf2d176afb4ec6e1eaf6f1a3f8235b3303417/download.torrent < donbueno> not much seeds or peers though < donbueno> might have to find another < acrylicist> donbueno: I found this music on this site: http://verdier.ca/ < donbueno> ohh wow never heard anyone glitch out a didg * donbueno is glad he doesnt know wtf zwinky is but hopes they come in packages of two wrapped in cellofane < Alienate> donbueno, zwinky is like the online version of "Bratz" < donbueno> lol < donbueno> AOL is still here * donbueno looks over shoulder < donbueno> for some reason when i was young and l33t hacker type I used to just call that 1800 for AOL cds all the time had like stacks and stacks of them < donbueno> i thought I was fucking over the enemy lol < acrylicist> donbueno: haha < donbueno> i used to be all into phreaking too < acrylicist> donbueno: now you have a supply of CD’s to make solar ovens < donbueno> i hear its coming back < Alienate> donbueno, you saw pix of that guy that made a glowing throne kind of chair out of those disks? < donbueno> Alienate: naw but I seen dorm rooms and college houses wall to wall with em < donbueno> kinda annoying and stoopid but whatever if you dont get herp in college u win < donbueno> I had a good buddy we used to go out to parties all the time, I used to tell girls he was

1 January 2009

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such a slut he got all the STDs and they formed up and made their own STD called JOOBIES < donbueno> cause we called him joo joo < donbueno> his name was JJ < donbueno> and he had his own personal std LOL thats great when I read it < donbueno> alienate hpv kills like 2k ppl a year < donbueno> ILL TAKE THREE! * donbueno knows your going to go dig up fact and prove me wrong so Im going to do the collapse < Alienate> donbueno, and all of those people are women * donbueno puts hand of mouth and gasps! * donbueno is confused < donbueno> let me get this out on the table < donbueno> i live in texas, and rick perry tried to mandate HPV vaccine < donbueno> alex jones also lives in texas, and if you dont know bout Alex Jones this means nothing, but if you do then im stating i agree with alex < donbueno> wait werent you the one the other day telling me that "fuck it who cares how you die anyways" < donbueno> acrylicist: I am in love with this shit < acrylicist> donbueno: did you see the techno hippie van? < donbueno> just clicked there < donbueno> i am trying to figure out whats going on < donbueno> anyone got an extra 129k < donbueno> house? < donbueno> lou reed is married to house? < acrylicist> donbueno: its not lupus < donbueno> NOOO! < donbueno> u see him on SNL commercial? < donbueno> its weird he isnt in character I hate him. < donbueno> dude freeworm is going to be the soundtrack in my office for along time < Alienate> donbueno, me? < acrylicist> donbueno: I thought you’d like it < Alienate> donbueno, I wasnt saying anything about death < donbueno> coulda swore it was u * donbueno shrugs shoulder < Alienate> donbueno, I’m very concerned with how I’m going to die, heh < donbueno> this song is like a dolphin racing up to the surface < donbueno> jumping out and then crashing back down all the little sea creatures are jealous < donbueno> dude i should so just listen to music video tape myself explaining what im seeing that might make robot paper < donbueno> hmm wonders if it would be possible to die not alone < donbueno> and not just in a crash < donbueno> acrylicist find the track "fish orchestra" its the dolphin ref < donbueno> yep me too < donbueno> its how u build ur sauce < donbueno> sometimes i listen to complete shit i dont like just so i can say "YEAH I KNOW" < donbueno> like fuck frank sinatra < donbueno> he had like 1 good song < donbueno> and i used to work in a college radio station as a music programer < donbueno> i will say this once < donbueno> so remember < donbueno> nah fuck it ill say it later < donbueno> well i was gonna give you my "i listened to whiny indie horrible music for years" spiel in one sentence < donbueno> its just not possible < donbueno> i swear this one group dont remember the name the whole cd was just like musical

1 January 2009

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torture, but the INDIES loved it so i had to put it in the playlist < Alienate> donbueno, I listened to a lot of death metal in highschool < donbueno> they were so "arty" they didnt put names for their tracks < donbueno> so i named them < donbueno> the one that got played in the playlist and the little people below me that played the music didnt know this < donbueno> so every so often i be driving or something and this nerdy freshmen on the radio be like "NExt its ______ with there track, please stab me in the eyes with a frozen cat" < donbueno> or someshit but no1 else really knew this so I would nearly get in a car accident or just bust out laughing < donbueno> i forget what i actually named them but it was along those lines < donbueno> the funny part is the kid on the radio at that time had NO CLUE < donbueno> hehe < donbueno> he is just reading whats on the comp screen < donbueno> I remember one night we did a tribute to the flag carrier for the local west texas biker gang apptly named the "banditos" < donbueno> there was an article in the paper bout how he died we decided to dedicate the night of music to bikers in general playd a bunch of highway tunes and ABB. < donbueno> some mexican calls up and threatens us long story short we had to get escorted by police to our cars < donbueno> the biker gang showed up at the station < donbueno> scary ensued but then a couple days later it was lolz < donbueno> i thought u said snipes < donbueno> ohh that guy < donbueno> yeah ive played him on the air a couple times one of my shows specialized in odd shit like that < donbueno> mojo nixon? < donbueno> lol wtf never even seen that nick < Alienate> donbueno is a radio wave hero! < donbueno> wtf u talking bout willis < donbueno> thats where coleman got that term LOL < donbueno> he just forgot to add wesley before willis < donbueno> WHO AER U < donbueno> so epic < donbueno> it shows wesley in "mr magoos....." < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> idk < donbueno> but did radiohead get its name from wesley? did I just realize that. This is happening. < donbueno> o_O < donbueno> freeworm glitching out this didgridoo is just fucking amazing < donbueno> HAAHAHA < donbueno> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA < acrylicist> donbueno: :) < donbueno> cockpunch activiate! < donbueno> wait < donbueno> Cuntpunt activate! < donbueno> (see when u say Cunt its always capitalized) < donbueno> you can emphasis < donbueno> C-C-C-C-CUNT PUNTER! < donbueno> hahahaha < donbueno> i seriously think im here to just laugh at my own thoughts in words * donbueno just blew his own mind < donbueno> lol what * donbueno is truly channel god

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> howd he use it? < donbueno> wait how can u say cunt on tv < donbueno> all commercial sites are doing this its inevitable < acrylicist> donbueno: he was making fun of a tv journalist self-censoring the Blogjavitch obscenities < donbueno> HAHAHAH * donbueno salutes our hero JS < donbueno> really if jon stewart said OKAY tonites the nite everyone get your pitchforks guns etc this BS is over < donbueno> I would go < donbueno> yo leet remote thats the pace of the channel < donbueno> and often the level of propheticness of my statements requires feeble minds to construct and construe my ideas into their own lower level mind thoughts. < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> i like how i ended the sentence with "mind thoughts" < acrylicist> donbueno: mind sovereignty < donbueno> the sentence starts strong with a made up word, uses some words most wont, insults then uses a term lemmings might understand or subgenius < donbueno> and construct and construe that was nice < donbueno> WTF AM I DOING < acrylicist> donbueno: donconstructing semantics into the bile and spice of randomness and beauty < donbueno> I think the news of seeing my lovely woman this weekend and returning to lubbock (my shire) and geting paid and seeing one of my favorite friends bands play there last show and coffee has got me all giddy < donbueno> acrylicist can you tell or is this just normal bueno mode? < donbueno> like mobius strip? < donbueno> those words made me visualize a mobius strip < donbueno> wait b4 i read this < donbueno> OF course the cosmos existed before big bang right? < donbueno> i just read the first question on the page < donbueno> If they are verified, the big bang will give way to a big bounce and we will finally know the quantum structure of space-time. Instead of a universe that emerged from a point of infinite density, we will have one that recycles, possibly through an eternal series of expansions and contractions, with no beginning and no end. < donbueno> this makes me all warm inside for some reason < donbueno> as i listen to freeworm whoa * donbueno just blew his own mind again < donbueno> so why call it a bounce? < donbueno> eat time < donbueno> bb < donbueno> wow that was a expensive and gross lunch < donbueno> never goto "the cotton patch" < donbueno> im not sure how u fuck up french fries that bad but that place has got it done spat < donbueno> what now < donbueno> lol u better do a check < donbueno> might be a little wet in that fart < donbueno> acrylicist they were cooked i think in the same oil as all the fish going out < donbueno> and just bland < donbueno> i mean fuck this is 1999 add some spice to ur fries < acrylicist> donbueno: oh that’s the problem, younever fry the potatoes with the fish < donbueno> well it wasnt just that dont get me wrong ive eaten at long johns (only once i promise and it was in college we were experimenting) < donbueno> 1000hurts when i got farts like that i announce "ohh were gonna have to check this one before it leaves security"

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> or "whoa theres a revolt going on in my ass hole" < donbueno> and u have to seperate ass and hole by like 3 or 4 secs < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> i broke kory < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i was outside for a second < donbueno> farts.....man.....great < donbueno> no shit kirun? * donbueno is still listening to freeworm.com < donbueno> don’t claim to understand the math either, but from what I’ve read, there is a theory that says "black holes" are not really what exists, but rather "dark energy stars". < donbueno> The theory supposedly gets around the two big paradoxes of black holes: < donbueno> 1. Singularity - The unexplainably-high density at the center. < donbueno> 2. Event Horizon Time Dilation - The "time stands still" that happens as an object falls into the hole. < donbueno> Neither of these things "make sense" and for some reason "dark energy star" proponents claim that these problems do not arise with this theory. < donbueno> So, each "black hole" is actually a "dark energy star". < donbueno> Looks like the Dreadful Grate had it right way back in the 60’s! :) < donbueno> lol epic movie < donbueno> watched it the other week < donbueno> hah < donbueno> I thought this was the xmas where no1 got toys < donbueno> I want a blood marrow transfusion that will accidentally cure me of aids. * donbueno feels smart he finally figured out how to make the charts he needs to < donbueno> shots of tabasco < donbueno> i would suggest cocaine but it wont really HELP in any sense other than geek you out < donbueno> something with water < donbueno> whatever you do dont read! < donbueno> ribbons_ you missed my coffee geek out goof ball session < donbueno> now im just tired robot ready for weekend < donbueno> everywhere < donbueno> shit raves are nothing compared to the 4 night stints SCI has done at red rocks < donbueno> put those rave kids to sleep before i even start drinking * donbueno flexes show drug intake muscles < donbueno> ZOMG < donbueno> YAR < donbueno> WTF DUDE < donbueno> its my temple < donbueno> red rocks is like hippie church < donbueno> duh of course < donbueno> ive seen STS9 there < donbueno> ribbons_ dude its cool < donbueno> yep and they are good < donbueno> dont be that person < Alienate> donbueno, you forget who you are talking to < donbueno> dude was cool before frats were < donbueno> i know i know < donbueno> right right but I mean they are good < donbueno> ribbons you like music? < Alienate> donbueno, ribbons HATES music < donbueno> ribbons a fucking river runs through the venue < donbueno> HOW BADASS IS THAT!

1 January 2009

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< donbueno> have you seen pics of the gorge alienate? < donbueno> thats my next stop never been there < donbueno> there are some epic pictures of phish’s light show landing there < donbueno> its cool im here it willl look normal < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeoiwnxTjmg < donbueno> i was there at that moment ribbons < donbueno> the show was OVER! < donbueno> the fans are so hardcore that we just sit around after the show and ROCK IT FUCKING OUT to some talking heads < donbueno> its like a meme of WSP < donbueno> wsp=widespread panic, every so often when the show is over and house lights go up the sound guys will throw on "burning down the house" by talking heads < Alienate> donbueno, at least I’ve seen David Byrne live :P < donbueno> NO ONE WILL leave until its over < donbueno> no alienate that makes you think i care about you < donbueno> lol < donbueno> and what makes you think i havent seen byrne? < donbueno> he has been touring < donbueno> hahahaha < donbueno> i was thinking of another operation like that today < donbueno> ribbons_: you see that video? < donbueno> you gotta listen < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn9md8Jq228&feature=related < donbueno> EPIC < donbueno> END OF THE SHOW! * donbueno is not afraid to admit that this band has made him cry at a show < donbueno> http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=red%20rocks%20widespread%20panic%20burning%20down%20the%20house&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefoxa&um=1&sa=N&tab=wv# < donbueno> there u can see this epic moment from multiple angles < donbueno> notice the insane amoutn of cops on stage watching us dance pissed < donbueno> ohh yeah and those are 800 million year old red rocks making the ampitheatre < donbueno> undercover hippie < donbueno> http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=red%20rocks%20widespread%20panic%20burning%20down%20the%20house&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefoxa&um=1&sa=N&tab=wv# < donbueno> hey acrylicist you ever heard of < donbueno> "hornings hideout" < donbueno> http://jumpcut.com/view/?id=5A6E83989C5A11DC8E57000423CF0184 < donbueno> LOL get ready for hippie overload < donbueno> so your telling me < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU88MoZqopw < donbueno> you wouldnt enjoy that < donbueno> listen to the hippies go all crazy when the lazers come out < donbueno> acrylicist: u must watch < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU88MoZqopw < donbueno> and they are epic < donbueno> they did too < donbueno> its the song called "texas" < donbueno> alienate watch that video at about 25secs in < donbueno> lol < donbueno> they bust out the lazers and everyone freaks out lol

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< donbueno> u have to hear the hippies dude < donbueno> it wont work if u dont listen < donbueno> EVERYONE DOES! < donbueno> yeah but there on life changing amounts of acid in the woods < donbueno> you have to hike into the concert u cant just fucking walk < donbueno> thats epic as well < donbueno> basically hornings hideout is the most epic place on the planet and it hates you alienate < donbueno> OMG < donbueno> OMGWTFBBQSCIFUCK < donbueno> AIOSdjais dj < donbueno> adasd < donbueno> o a[ dasdfop * donbueno is fucking raging < donbueno> just watch the video < Alienate> donbueno, I fucking watched it to 30 seconds < donbueno> this is when i spiritually jizz everywhere < donbueno> acryclicist: did you watch all of that? < donbueno> freeworm nope < donbueno> lol the video pans to a toddle rocking it out < donbueno> EPIC < donbueno> HOLY SHIT THAT VIDEO < donbueno> im sorry guys < donbueno> but i cant stop < donbueno> that is the most epic shit you can ever view on the net < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU88MoZqopw < donbueno> wow < donbueno> its like perfect. < donbueno> its peopel in the woods on drugs lotsa lights lazers epic music buildup into spiritual orgasm in orgeon < donbueno> every third monday in august < donbueno> i am billybadass < Alienate> donbueno, no... it isnt the most epic shit evar < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOYR6UYKkoY&feature=related < donbueno> thats close < donbueno> too < donbueno> well this is a guy in a fire pyramid spinning fireworks to musix < donbueno> how is that not epic < donbueno> wow thats dangerous < donbueno> lol Its funny i hear these people in the video going "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" at whats going on onstage < donbueno> ive done that exact thing < donbueno> ribbons_ wtf u can only download a certain amount of internet? < Alienate> donbueno, before they limit her... < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> it sounds retarded < donbueno> you like retards < donbueno> hahahahahah < donbueno> australia so fucking backwards the only place that doesnt GET the internet < donbueno> is it like shipped in? * donbueno has been to sydney a couple times < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> ohh a feisty one < donbueno> lol < donbueno> pine gap sparks my imagination

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< donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Gap < donbueno> lol alienate < donbueno> that was pretty clever < donbueno> i had to read up and be like "wtf I didnt see any matisyahu ref" < donbueno> man i hope acrylicist watches those videos < donbueno> well pine gap its kidna weird < donbueno> way to big to be a sat track station < donbueno> and allot of it is underground < donbueno> ALSO this guy < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Young_Australian_6-day_race < donbueno> that guy is fucking badass < donbueno> ribbons_ you heard of cliff young? < donbueno> okay a 62 year old farmer ran the 6 day race in like 4.5 never stopepd < donbueno> took the money donated it < donbueno> ran in like boots < donbueno> fucking nike sponsored health robots got beat by a 60 year old sheep farmer < donbueno> u guys ever heard of that dude? < donbueno> i guess not < donbueno> put it on your balls < donbueno> i mean hey you like volleyball? < donbueno> so yeah < donbueno> ribbons_ thats one of my favorite stories evar in human history < donbueno> you think he be like a fucking national hero < donbueno> but i guess nike and reebook got pissed < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Young_(athlete) < donbueno> thats more accurate i didnt realize it was only about the race the made for him not the story of his incredible run < donbueno> how do u like cue up a youtbue link to a certain time? < donbueno> i just keep watching this video < donbueno> over and over < donbueno> i cant stop < donbueno> im bout to make a video response thanks < donbueno> lol < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> left 4 dead was given away free? * donbueno is a retard < donbueno> there i said it! < donbueno> you win! < donbueno> its coming < donbueno> were tracking it right now it left the airport at 3 pm < donbueno> this is gonna be really racist < donbueno> but has anyone seen a white person that works for DHL? < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7j1u5/thats_my_niece_diane_and_shes_going_to_hell/c06shwf < donbueno> lol the guy who posted that comment his name is a mixture of xanax and xmas < donbueno> ahahhah < donbueno> i already commented < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ&eurl=http://ohmars.wordpress.com/&feature=player_embedded < donbueno> wow amazing video < donbueno> i never thought it would work like that < donbueno> SFW < donbueno> lol i watched the whole thing < donbueno> its so bad I had to know how far it went

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< donbueno> too far < ribbons_> donbueno: this should interest you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplSoTSmKx0&feature=channel_page < donbueno> nein < donbueno> lol ur trying to figure out whos gonna hit you up for money later < donbueno> ribbons_: im not sure what im seeing but its making me feel very uncomfortable < donbueno> he eats shit? < donbueno> what the fuck < donbueno> ribbons_: how old are u < donbueno> okay < donbueno> so is that attractive to women? < donbueno> Look im no redneck < donbueno> i dont care if the kids sissified < donbueno> hahahhaa < donbueno> ohh cool 1k hurts im 56/m/british < donbueno> no i mean i didnt want to ask you if u thought it was attractive if you were like fucking 12 or 14 or something < donbueno> so basically 1. he does it for attention. 2. he is a flaming fag 3. he wants chicks with it 4. has serious issues or 5. just fucking autistic or soemthing < donbueno> which falls under a couple other numbers < donbueno> so which is guys < donbueno> which is it < donbueno> me thinks 2 but im texan im programmed this way < donbueno> shouldnt u bee in a mine or something little kid working < donbueno> lol then a guy comes walking outta the pantry with cameras < donbueno> that show really pissed me off < donbueno> im not for creeps or nething but WTF they didnt actually DO anything < donbueno> wow #1 question on obamas change.gov < donbueno> www.change.gov < donbueno> AWESOME < donbueno> GO TEAM WEED < donbueno> http://change.gov/page/content/20081211_openforquestions < donbueno> ohh nice then they close the Open questions < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> what you mean < donbueno> you read that < donbueno> ur here < donbueno> its the fucking internet everyones here -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> so okay whatd i miss < donbueno> had to read bout how fucked we are < donbueno> http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/429.html < donbueno> ventura is amazing < donbueno> hey i wrote that song < donbueno> that fucker < donbueno> "ALL I SEE IS SHEEPLE" < donbueno> NOOO < donbueno> dont watch the ventura video its too revealing you will be up for days < donbueno> so wait ribbons_ you are trying to stay up all day? < donbueno> right right but i mean earlier it was like 6 30 am < donbueno> so now its 8 30 am an ur trying to go all day < donbueno> wow good luck

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< donbueno> goto the corner store get some trucker speed < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_train < donbueno> that also happens in australia u might not know about < donbueno> lol look at this http://www.etftrucks.nl/images/ETF261a.jpg/ < donbueno> http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.etftrucks.nl/images/ETF261a.jpg/&imgrefurl=http://www.etftrucks.nl/Products/Roadtrains/&h=296&w=810&sz=178&tbnid=aGwXUlt4at0J::&tbnh=53&tbnw=144&prev=/images%3Fq%3Droad%2Btrains&hl=en&usg=__7mT4S8LZ5NbyY1oJmxrf5BGq7Z < donbueno> i wanna submit that to reddit but not sure what subreddit < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> crazy < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/7j5ah/roadtrainsto_the_max/ < donbueno> UPVOTE BRAHS < acrylicist> donbueno: this is what we should be doing to our interstates < donbueno> yeah man that truck is awesome < donbueno> i shoulda come up with a better title for submission < donbueno> i was gonna jus tput "This is a big ass truck." < donbueno> if i delete the post then resubmit will it let me or say someone already did < donbueno> ? < donbueno> catbot! < livejamie> please use the correct format, donbueno < donbueno> should i change title of my submit acrylicist? < acrylicist> donbueno: dumptrucktrains < donbueno> hmm its going to tech subreddit though acrylicist < donbueno> they might not like that < donbueno> maybe "Roadtrain of the future!" < donbueno> or < donbueno> "el futuro de roadtrain!" < donbueno> i went with "roadkill will never be the same!" < donbueno> its got confusion, mystery, deceit < donbueno> and excitement < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/7j5d3/roadkill_will_never_be_the_same_trust_me_this_is/ < donbueno> haha < donbueno> UPVOTE TIME BROAHS < donbueno> one more time for ol donnie boy ;) < donbueno> yeah i know < donbueno> i was thinking bout how i could totally just fucking run over anything < donbueno> or homeless people * donbueno accidentally hit a homeless guy with his side mirror once in downtown dallas < donbueno> zateam! < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/7j5d3/roadkill_will_never_be_the_same_trust_me_this_is/ UPVOTE BROAH < donbueno> lol < donbueno> WOOT < donbueno> give that man some time money! < donbueno> cat < donbueno> cat < donbueno> cat < donbueno> cat < donbueno> lol < donbueno> infinite meow loop < donbueno> alienate dude u just said u could run over tons of zombies < donbueno> thats worth an upvote on reddit

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< livejamie> stop hax0ring me donbueno :’( < donbueno> haahhah < donbueno> alienate ill do that when i get home < Alienate> donbueno, then ill upvote it then! < donbueno> lol < donbueno> cats dont shart < acrylicist> donbueno: no, I’ve had a cat that sharted once < donbueno> lol hook line and sinker < donbueno> somone had to have a cat shart story < donbueno> so acrylicist alienate was asking are a hippy < donbueno> and did u watch those videos i was going all bonkers over? < donbueno> heh * donbueno nods < donbueno> you should have though its good sauce < Alienate> oh jesus donbueno < donbueno> internet doesnt count! < donbueno> alright guys see u laters im headed home < Alienate> later donbueno < donbueno> it was that epic ribbons_ < acrylicist> donbueno: later < donbueno> peaces! -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> AMLOST FORGOT < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/zombies/comments/7j5gc/imagine_all_the_zombie_mush_you_could_make/ UPVOTE BROASH! -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> wtf why would ppl downvote my road train submit < donbueno> this is why i dont submit < donbueno> cause i hate all of you -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> I LOVE U < donbueno> yar < sociallyinept> donbueno: i’m submitting those last 3 lines < donbueno> lol < donbueno> im trying to find the stats submit again i cant < donbueno> reddit search FTW < donbueno> sup? < l000Hurts> -->| donbueno ([email protected]) has joined #reddit < l000Hurts> <donbueno> I LOVE U < donbueno> hahaha * donbueno ip traces 1khurts and now knows his moms address < donbueno> balls yarn < l000Hurts> donbueno: trough my work IP? < donbueno> heh i hack < l000Hurts> donbueno: DID YOU USE A GUI IN VISUAL BASIC? < donbueno> i used config.sys and autexec.bat < donbueno> lolz < donbueno> i used to haxor all over those two files when i was youngie < donbueno> or x com < donbueno> epic game btw

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< donbueno> as i have never played this < donbueno> www.instantrimjob.com < donbueno> we should buy that site < donbueno> put a animation or something of someone cleaning a toilet bowl < donbueno> with a tongue on a stick or like their tongue < donbueno> yep keen < donbueno> i loved keen < donbueno> commander keen and the old school scrolling duke nukem were really fucking fun < donbueno> hell i was addicted to snake < donbueno> and bananas < donbueno> lol < donbueno> future self is awesome < donbueno> I specifically remember playing the first Alone In The Dark and shitting myself repeatedly < donbueno> lol my I raped a lamp submit in "it hurst my eyes" has 7 upvotes that makes sense < donbueno> i mean seriously who doesnt like trains and trucks and the road trains are awesome < donbueno> lol yeah that was me < donbueno> i figured its the least i can do for good ol chromakode < donbueno> lol its 5pm and im bout to start drinking or goto sleep < donbueno> tough choice < donbueno> yo yo < donbueno> ribbons_ if your being sarcastic i cant tell < donbueno> whats up alieante < donbueno> hah did you tell him to put it on his balls < donbueno> anytime you say cat balls < donbueno> hahahhahaa < donbueno> we might need to tone down catbot < donbueno> lol alienate < donbueno> where do you work? < donbueno> you do need to script this < donbueno> i burn them out with a candle < donbueno> so im building a robot outta puzzle pieces with super glue < donbueno> will upload video when done < livejamie> donbueno: if an aspect of it is annoying let me know < donbueno> what yo mean jamie < donbueno> its gonna just be art < donbueno> ohhhh i c < donbueno> we will just work with the suggestion box < donbueno> i mean shit no1 here is really even in charge heh were just all internet hobos < donbueno> and most of you use code < donbueno> yeah it was < criminy> donbueno: internet hobos. I like that < donbueno> well we are < donbueno> im rather skinny < donbueno> and perfect * donbueno is off to fail mart to get some fat shoes < donbueno> we all are perfect on the internet just like hobos in the street < donbueno> PEACE -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> originate i hear that man i made it too * donbueno high fives originate < donbueno> cmon hurts dont abuse it

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< donbueno> lol < donbueno> i know what ur doing < donbueno> ribbons im not sure this is medically safe without drugs < donbueno> no < donbueno> heh < donbueno> quickie < donbueno> well < donbueno> since you get your internet in crates shipped on boats along side bananas It might be awhile < donbueno> she doesnt want to sleep < donbueno> haha < donbueno> but wait < donbueno> so if I have never reset my body clock then what time am i on? < donbueno> cause there was a little while where there was some marching powder abuse * donbueno laughs at the term marching powder < donbueno> im seriously here just to read my own thoughts < donbueno> well theres been an attack in mumbai < donbueno> and it got held up there < donbueno> but soon < donbueno> cage in a good scifi film http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/knowing/trailer-b? < donbueno> http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/knowing/trailer-b < donbueno> wow im excited this looks AWESOME! < donbueno> lol < donbueno> 1khurts off the hook toady < donbueno> tuguy! < donbueno> HEYYYO! < tuguy> donbueno! < donbueno> who wants a happy song! < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/1904936 < donbueno> talking heads - nothing but flowers < donbueno> ribbons u a talking heads fan? < donbueno> its okay ribbons youre still young < donbueno> the heads take some refined taste not that you dont have that its just not surprising < donbueno> ribbons if you are serious I can make you so cool < donbueno> shes gotta wait for it to arrive in crates < donbueno> hey tuguy u seen this http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/knowing/trailer-b < donbueno> everyones got a little zach morris in them < donbueno> nicolas cage in a possibly good movie < donbueno> yeppers < donbueno> "JAILHOUSE GET EMPTY RUBY GETS PLENTY!" < donbueno> yeah those whisperers pppl < donbueno> might ruin it < donbueno> really honestly if i read an article that john travolta somehow killed nick cage or vice versa i would stop the internet turn it around and head back to the ..... < donbueno> ribbons go get some sun < donbueno> little vit d to lighten the day < donbueno> yeah i know just go outside run around yell at the top of your lungs < donbueno> do something to be alive * donbueno is already drunk lol < donbueno> sweet < donbueno> i love camping/hiking/canoeing/killing hookers < donbueno> well if its car camping ur good < donbueno> i used to spend 8 weeks at a time in the northern wilderness of canada in summers < donbueno> thats not car camping heh

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< donbueno> it was in the boundary waters mostly then up around North Bay canada < donbueno> boundary waters are between Minnesota and Canada the border (thats for ribbons) < donbueno> nope < donbueno> the longest i was alone was two weeks < donbueno> i had to do that to make it into the camp < donbueno> it was like a wilderness type camp but there werent "staff" they were their to keep you alive < donbueno> it was amazing < donbueno> first two weeks i cried like a bitch < donbueno> so homesick < donbueno> i did this for like 6 years the first year had me hooked < donbueno> i went back every summer < donbueno> eventually they paid me * donbueno wishes he still had no elec, running water, mirrors, time < donbueno> we you get there everything goes < donbueno> no watches no mirrors < donbueno> NOTHING < donbueno> but food and canoes and amazing times < donbueno> I honestly and im not just drunk here, am incredibly thankful and very respectful of the time I had alone in the woods < donbueno> I have been to places no human has ever seen....I like that. < donbueno> well I was really young when i started < donbueno> so I didnt know what was going on < donbueno> i just kinda was sent there (not like outward bounds) < donbueno> its the oldest camp in the world BTW < donbueno> okay i will link it but mind you things have changed there < donbueno> i stopped going and working cause they got all soft < donbueno> dont take this wrong but they allowed girls < donbueno> and kinda turned it into a fucking social summer camp < donbueno> when i went I was seriously scared for my life and was pushed to limits Ive never knew since < donbueno> and now its all fucking comfy and accomadating < donbueno> and listen to this < donbueno> the kids in my group only 9 at a time < donbueno> one was from egypt one from belgium one from yonkers one from tennessee < donbueno> i met ppl from all over the world < donbueno> its been around for like 130 years < donbueno> http://www.keewaydin.org/ < donbueno> im not proud of what it is today thats all i say < donbueno> yeah and this is coming from a kid that grew up in dallas tx that spent most his summers clicking the remote < donbueno> when i first got back after my first year i refused to sleep in my bed for like months and didnt watch tv didnt want to use elec it was funny i was like in 5th grade < donbueno> or 6th < donbueno> yeah up there all water < donbueno> get this to drink cold water < donbueno> we would take a pot with a lid clean a couple rocks and put the in the bottom and tied a rope to the handle of the pot < donbueno> then you would take a couple other lighter rocks and put them on the top of the lid < donbueno> you would drop it the water and let it go down bout like 20 30 ft < donbueno> you would get AMAZINGLY awesome clean healthy cold water < donbueno> it had some live shit in it but HEY! your in the woods < donbueno> i know ribbons its depressing to see it now < donbueno> doesnt even mention its like 130 years old

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< donbueno> ohh wait < donbueno> lol since 1892 < donbueno> I wish i could just scan some pics that i have < donbueno> WOOT james taylor PWNS! < donbueno> "IVE SEEN FIRE AND I SEEN RAIN!" < donbueno> where the fuck is everyone * donbueno agrees < donbueno> my dad made allot of money in the day and gave me none < donbueno> just bought college and camp < donbueno> helped with rent in college I feel lucky for that I know allot of fuck tard ungrateful suck fucks < donbueno> lol nixon < donbueno> im already half there < donbueno> ask ribbon i just typed her eyes off < donbueno> im on second drink but i pour them stout < donbueno> haahhaa < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> weiner in the oven < donbueno> is troo drunk < donbueno> you guys ever watch UCB? < donbueno> caeasararum! < donbueno> remember the skit of the guy who would fuck nething if he had a whole in a sheet < donbueno> 3/g/dallas < donbueno> wow i just realized that phish may have stolen a intro to a song from elvis presley < donbueno> what u mean ribbons leads to nothing? < donbueno> ribbons you can drink midday < donbueno> just dont expect to do anything late day < donbueno> no me thinks not < donbueno> soo how far u gotta go for campings < donbueno> whiskey and sprite < donbueno> hahaha * donbueno is proud of his internet hoboery < donbueno> and that is < donbueno> nix0nn you didnt know me so much here when I was unemployed drunk on reddit that was epic < donbueno> what is NSW < donbueno> miyako its the internet THATS OKAY < donbueno> i hope those crazy straws have been notably dosed with LSD < donbueno> sup aperson where u been dog < donbueno> lol i just said "Dog" on the net < donbueno> nixon i used to broadcast parties at my college house < donbueno> and then sometimes i would record them with audio and not tell anyone < donbueno> nix0nn alienate/originate is also my twin < donbueno> i think #reddit def has a demographic < donbueno> 26 here < donbueno> well danny devito and arnold were < donbueno> see ribbons < donbueno> tuguy is our FUNYUN < donbueno> FUNYUN = fun youngin < donbueno> that u get fucked up at shows < donbueno> tuguy if me and u were at a concert i would be feeding u all sortas shit < donbueno> so you would end up like me lol < donbueno> cool nix0nn what happend to those < donbueno> I had a radio show where we played blues and soul I used to invite drunk ppl from the

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bar over across the street to do drops on the air live < donbueno> whoa u texas? < donbueno> yeah if i went to school in austin i would not be here < donbueno> i would be dirty on a commune < donbueno> and probably more happy but WELP thats how it goes < donbueno> yeah im a huge hippie < donbueno> I have a friend that fucked sandra bullock < donbueno> she lives there iw as at the bar when she took him home < donbueno> BLACKMAIL! < donbueno> the best i got is a chick in the playboys college edition it was the "group" shot lol * donbueno will not disclose anymore < donbueno> well you know ribbons most chicks are bat shit fucking crazy < donbueno> thats the tell < donbueno> nope * donbueno is listening to bill hicks < donbueno> YEAS < donbueno> im positive bots are on reddit < donbueno> there is no way someone would downvote road trains < donbueno> originate I WILLFUCK UR FACE < donbueno> WITH A RUSTED SPOON! < Originate> that was pretty homo too donbueno < donbueno> yeah homo when RAPE YOUR DOG!@ < donbueno> hahhaaa < donbueno> the cat is jealous < donbueno> ohh god < donbueno> bill hicks is god < donbueno> im introducing him to my bro who is a huge tool fan < donbueno> twoguy which one? < donbueno> that one in space is straight funny < donbueno> have you seen phantasm < donbueno> i love that silver ball < donbueno> have you seen all the freddies? < donbueno> i super glued a lighter to the table LOL < donbueno> good good < donbueno> ive slowed down a bit < donbueno> gotta make sure i can even pay the cover tonite < donbueno> and pack im going to lubbock tomorrow < donbueno> west texas < donbueno> texas has everything < donbueno> mountains dessert beaches forest < donbueno> west texas is the llano estacado < donbueno> http://images.google.com/images?q=llano+estacado&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefoxa&um=1&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title < donbueno> the high plains about 5 hours west of dallas the elevation rises bout 1200 feet < donbueno> lotsa canyon lands and the such its rather starkly beautiful < donbueno> the guy who made POST cereal < donbueno> created a city out there to battle TB < donbueno> its called.....POST < donbueno> and also the man who created the machine that mass produces corn dogs is from lubbock how i know that not sure < donbueno> WHAT < donbueno> THE < donbueno> FUCK

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< donbueno> australia has no corndogs! * donbueno moves to australia and opens corndog hut < donbueno> FUCK ITS NOT < donbueno> EVERYONE LOVES CORN DOGS < donbueno> right twoguy < donbueno> okay who here doesnt like corndogs? < donbueno> thats my next submit on reddit < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llano_Estacado < donbueno> btw corndogs are fucking amazing < livejamie> shut up donbueno < aperson> we should have a bot that speaks with markov chains from donbueno < livejamie> seen donbueno < livejamie> !seen donbueno < thecatbot> I last saw donbueno speaking on IRC, 1 Day, 6 Hours, 49 Minutes ago, saying "<donbueno/#reddit> btw corndogs are fucking amazing"... < livejamie> seen donbueno < thecatbot> I last saw donbueno speaking on IRC, 2 Days, 1 Hour, 2 Minutes ago, saying "<donbueno/#reddit> btw corndogs are fucking amazing"... < acrylicist> donbueno’s having a weekend with hippie mama in lubbock he said <+masta> donbueno: lol @ who hasn’t had a corndog < donbueno> sup < donbueno> anyone alive? < donbueno> just got back from lubbock < donbueno> cool good luck with that < donbueno> job with who? < donbueno> interesting what u doing for them? < donbueno> cool < donbueno> I honestly will right now close my eyes and visualize you getting the job and hopefully that will help (im not a secret fan) * donbueno positively meditates for miyako < miyako> thanks donbueno < donbueno> yeah its hard since i dont know how you look < donbueno> but instead i just visualized a man giving me the job and amazon over and and over and your handle have you ever heard of coast to coast am? < miyako> donbueno: average programmer; fat, white, long hair, poorly shaven lol < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> please god tell me you dont play wow < donbueno> well i assume u dont < donbueno> cause ur here * donbueno was a wow addict for a year < miyako> donbueno: no, but I do have a japanese nick and play FF and watch anime < donbueno> okay okay < donbueno> i < donbueno> cc < donbueno> Im not knocking on anime < donbueno> im just saying i dont get it < donbueno> and sorta hate it < donbueno> except for metropolis < donbueno> or something < donbueno> how old ru guys < donbueno> im 26 not that much diff < donbueno> i was thinking maybe just a age thing < donbueno> cause i mean when i was growing up there werent allot of anime cartoons < donbueno> it was all disney ass shit

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< donbueno> the most anime i ever saw was prolly like transformers < miyako> donbueno: the biggest problem with anime is, like everything else, it falls under the 80/20 rule, where only about 20% is worth watching, but it’s hard to find what is good < donbueno> gotcha < donbueno> the anime type video games I dont care for those so much either but I will admit to never really playing one for more than like a day either < donbueno> recomend me some good anime < donbueno> Im always down with new human experience < miyako> donbueno: well, I’d suggest starting with movies instead of series, much cheaper < donbueno> okay wait is that 4 shows or just one? * donbueno is a torrenter < donbueno> im writting it down < donbueno> yeah i heard of monoke < donbueno> well im off to bed its bout 2 am here and i need to be up in bout ohh say 4 hours < donbueno> monday is gonna suck < donbueno> i never do shit on monday though < donbueno> i refuse to actually PRODUCE at work on mondays < miyako> err s/all/donbueno < donbueno> aye peace brother and look them straight in the eye and firm handshake < donbueno> heh < donbueno> my dad always tell me that < donbueno> im not sure if its actually helped but its been said allot and its sorta like a < donbueno> "dont break a leg" < donbueno> yeah thats the deal with IT dont matter how u really look or interact < donbueno> does it work < donbueno> only questino < donbueno> which is spanish for question < donbueno> night -!- donbueno_ [[email protected]] has joined #reddit -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno_ [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> heyoo! < donbueno> hows it going < donbueno> just do it < donbueno> sexor caming < donbueno> you just wanna talk wit her or you interested? < donbueno> where in texas? < donbueno> second mouse gets the cheese < donbueno> ahh detox mondays < donbueno> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/3741464/Italian-rescued-65-miles-short-of-rowing-Pacific-Ocean-solo.html < donbueno> yeah but he looks stoked i like that < donbueno> did you read he walked across alaska? < donbueno> twice < donbueno> lol that animation of the reddit alien was great < donbueno> yeah i like stores like that ever heard of cliff young? < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Young_(athlete) -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> I asked for one of these this xmas

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< donbueno> http://www.mitchell-hedges.com/ < donbueno> sup guys * donbueno arrive < donbueno> s < acrylicist> donbueno: a book about the skull or a crystal skull? < donbueno> no i want the skull < donbueno> the new indiana? < donbueno> never even heard of it < donbueno> I have drivin back and forth from lubbock maybe a hundred times < donbueno> this last weekend I couldnt believe my eyes < donbueno> like 5 years ago maybe like 2-3 windmills out far from the highway up on mesa < donbueno> now fucking thousands < donbueno> for like 40 miles there was just a sea of them it was beatiful < Alienate> donbueno, I lived in Lubbock till I was 9 < donbueno> i tried to pull over and get a video of me running up to one and hugging it but it just wasnt possible < donbueno> yeah the obligatory dust storm was there to greet us as we left < donbueno> yeah but the drastic amount from like 3 or 4 to over 1k its impressive < donbueno> and they are up really close to highway < donbueno> one weird thing I notcied is that they all blink one red light in unison < donbueno> its really odd at night < donbueno> dude i love lubbock i thinks it a great place exceptionally beatiful < donbueno> and its like in the middle of everything i do which is mostly music so denver is only 8 austin 6 dallas 5 santa fe 5 < donbueno> hours that < donbueno> is < donbueno> raton pass FTW < Alienate> donbueno, not in this weather < donbueno> lol yeah my buddy lives in fort he had to haul a uhaul back to colo < donbueno> he wasnt happy bout that < donbueno> you guys got fucking dumped on i hear < donbueno> this weekend < donbueno> yeah I was driving from denver to breck well my friends mom was and it fucking scared the shit outta me < donbueno> she was drivign really fucking fast < donbueno> I was in banff canada and had to drive in awhite out < donbueno> that was fucking bonkers < donbueno> heh i was going like 1 < donbueno> yeah the runaway ramps < donbueno> ive always kinda wanted to witness that but dont wish it on anyone < donbueno> jake brake though right/ < donbueno> thats like the ultimate fail safe i thought < donbueno> i gotta bunch of video of the windmills ill upload some in a bit < donbueno> heh < donbueno> watch that will be like my most watched video < donbueno> ohhh yeah i figured out that when I was using sony vegas and uploading it directly to youtube from it, the quality was gettin fucked up < donbueno> its not the best but its actually pretty fucking good HD considering price < Alienate> donbueno, ill be in lubbock next week < donbueno> damn i wont < donbueno> home for xmas eh < donbueno> interesting technique i like it < donbueno> makes for good sauce < donbueno> heh last nite i got my buddy dropping a full size vodka tonic into a massive beer and

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slamming it, on video heh < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> i chased him into the bathroom with the camera in the bar but he didnt yak < donbueno> which is pretty amazing * donbueno raises hand < Alienate> donbueno, how much $ would it take to go for a week or two? < donbueno> welp no clue man sorry < donbueno> its been a couple years and the euro/dollar thingy < donbueno> its not cheap though from what i remember < donbueno> maybe find a hostel < donbueno> yeah but hostel y can meet cool peeps or shitty ones ... < donbueno> yeah alienate my mom is the worst fucking tourist ever < donbueno> i mean textbook shit < donbueno> lists everyday < donbueno> i had enough of it in rome < donbueno> and disappeared for like 2 days when i was 16 < donbueno> heh < donbueno> i was so fucking tired of going to every shoe shop < donbueno> I just chilled an the pantheon and met some kids < donbueno> although I will say wtf why are u going to london < donbueno> there are SOOOO MANY better places out of this country than that hell hole lol < donbueno> like rome.... < donbueno> damn i used to have a epic sight for cheap flights cant remember name its not one of the big advertised ones so its actually cheap < donbueno> quickstep? < donbueno> alienate ever checked out "couch surfing" < donbueno> http://www.couchsurfing.com/ < donbueno> thats the way to really travel < donbueno> my world traveling brohan JJ uses it he says its really awesome < donbueno> what it is acrylicist! < donbueno> nein! < donbueno> acrylicist i got some mind blowing windmill power footage in lubbock texas < donbueno> you would be very happy with what they are doing out there < acrylicist> donbueno: I saw that-- you said there were a zillion mills < donbueno> yeah like OMGWTFBBQ amount < donbueno> ill check out that 60 mins in a bit < donbueno> im reading an articel in barons this woman stephanie pomboy < donbueno> ill try and find it online for u < acrylicist> donbueno: long cold winter? < donbueno> http://online.barrons.com/article/SB122912505428802977.html < donbueno> ayep < donbueno> alienate it could be the plot basis of a really bad horror movie u know < donbueno> I have never surfed know ppl that do but there is a certain part that could be really creepy < Alienate> donbueno, thats why they should make it easier for me to travel outside of the country whilst still concealed carrying my makarov < donbueno> personally I can kill anyone with anythign anytime < donbueno> soo at the afterparty this weekend I got fucking hammered and blacked out and apparently made lotsa videos in that mind set * donbueno will be loling for the next couple hours < donbueno> .....I dont remember running into him..... < donbueno> i went to lubbock for some friends that got married in mexico they had massive bar rented out had the guitar tech from widespread panics band play "outformation" bunch molly and blow

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< donbueno> it was fucking off the hook < donbueno> i felt like i partied for like 3 day festy all in one night < donbueno> at the afterparty people around 4 am started ripping apart the fence for more firewood lol < donbueno> lubbock FTW < donbueno> i woke up outside lolz i look over and first thing i see is like 15feet missing from my bros fence he was uhh pissed lol < donbueno> read this now http://www.thecrowhouse.com/Documents/Earths%20Forbidden%20Secrets%20Part%20One.pdf < donbueno> ehm human shit < donbueno> BRB -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> eyo! < acrylicist> donbueno: hiyo < donbueno> hey acrylicist or alienate gotta any ideas on how to get thumbnails for my .avi’s i get no pics just the VLC logo < donbueno> maybe make wmp my default for .avi < Alienate> donbueno, you’re talking about in your folder structure? < donbueno> yep < donbueno> explorer or what we used to call "File Manager" < donbueno> damn dude did u just have that already copied? < donbueno> alienate yeah i did that u wanker < donbueno> ;) < donbueno> so uhh what do i do with that there code? < donbueno> put it behind the the .exe < donbueno> or something lol you guys know im nubbery on this shit < acrylicist> donbueno: Epic financial scandal this weekend < donbueno> madoff? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> yeah so we raged a rental car this weekend it went back with a door that wont shut, a crunched in the side door a broken trunk < donbueno> RAGE < acrylicist> donbueno: arg < donbueno> lol i didnt pay for it < acrylicist> donbueno: $50B madoff. yeah. < donbueno> LOL surprise the bankers steal! < donbueno> thats what I first thought, I think it was smart to have his kids turn him in though < donbueno> what sucks is allot of charities and type funds like that were tied into it < donbueno> reddit alien is in the WSJ this morn < donbueno> no they had a insert on marketing in web 2.0 < donbueno> and WTF why did anyone decide to call it web 2.0 < donbueno> i loved how bush reacted < acrylicist> donbueno: because of Esther Dyson http://www.amazon.com/Release-2-0-EstherDyson/dp/0767900111 < acrylicist> donbueno: she made "2.0" popular < donbueno> fuck that cunt < donbueno> now if bush caught the shoe < donbueno> whoa < acrylicist> donbueno: bush should have thrown his own shoe back < donbueno> or like punched it outta the air < donbueno> while going "YURKEN!" < donbueno> lol these videos or horrible

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< donbueno> not one is uploadable yet well the enterprise fail < donbueno> molly is a really good drug < donbueno> I think my new fav < donbueno> lol the one thing that really doesnt do anything for you u still do < donbueno> you know its really hard to get a tumbleweed going cross the road on camera < Alienate> donbueno is a little shutterbug now < donbueno> well it is man < donbueno> i had an genius idea once to make a tv channel that all it did was followed around a tumbleweed < donbueno> thats tv I can watch. < acrylicist> donbueno: http://noolmusic.com/google_videos/tumbleweed_cam.php * donbueno wonders if anyone has placed gps thins on tumble weeds to see how far and where they go < donbueno> things < donbueno> hell we can start a whole new way of betting < Alienate> donbueno, they will just get caught on something < donbueno> or gambling im ean < donbueno> alienate right but its for science! < donbueno> a record "longest distance traveled by tumbleweed" < Alienate> thanks donbueno < donbueno> wow < donbueno> fucking a < donbueno> my tv show the camera would follow the tumbleweed not be inside but damn cant beileve u foudn that shit < acrylicist> donbueno: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1717332/tumbleweed_vortex/ < donbueno> wow i really need to work on my camera skillz < donbueno> right after long bow < donbueno> see it seems that whenever camera is out nothing good happens but when it does its too late it already happened and in dont have camera out < donbueno> lol i like it < donbueno> it would be a good joke 80’s cover band < donbueno> THIS is the best joke band EVAR http://www.lazertheband.com/ < donbueno> check it out < donbueno> uhhh no they werent < donbueno> theres alittle place called sumer < donbueno> and the olmec heads < donbueno> well those can be up to 50k years old or something crazy like that < donbueno> http://www.lazertheband.com/ < Alienate> stop posting that donbueno ! haha < donbueno> did you click on it? < donbueno> and listen and now are lolzing < donbueno> http://www.lazertheband.com/nightmovesvideo/Lazer.html < donbueno> look < donbueno> bunches of advanced civs popped up at once < donbueno> BUT the sumers are the ones we got thousands of tablets we can read < donbueno> sumer was right where bagdad is today < donbueno> sumeria...tigres euphrates < donbueno> well actually there is a fuck ton of evidence to support advanced human civs way before that < donbueno> ica stones < donbueno> check that < Alienate> donbueno, like I said previously... it all depends on your definition of "civilization" < donbueno> my def is banks, credit, etc < donbueno> sumeria had all of that

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< donbueno> we are sumerians we just got better toys < donbueno> 3 car garages and shit < donbueno> did anyone watch that lazer video? < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> i know < donbueno> well i mean most of the cuneiform tablets are what people owe each other and shit < donbueno> that sounds a like a civ to me not just shitting and humping but bidness < donbueno> heh < donbueno> did he just miss all that < donbueno> how long u been here/ < donbueno> this is a very friendly channel actually < donbueno> look i didnt mean that to come off bad < donbueno> i didnt realize you were off looking it up I wrongfully assumed u were reading this < e0x> donbueno: ive only just recently joined a few days ago < donbueno> and I already told everyone that iraq is sumeria as in the same place < Alienate> donbueno, thats what we all told him < e0x> donbueno: ah i see -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> eeeyoo < donbueno> sweet monday is productive! < acrylicist> donbueno: wb < ribbons_> hello donbueno! < donbueno> yar just had major breakthrough in charting < donbueno> ribbons_ ur alive? < donbueno> aye i loved that last line before I disconnect alienate "my name is alienate you think i go outta my way to make people feel at home?" < donbueno> epic < ribbons_> little known fact about donbueno... he secretly hates llamas < donbueno> that is actually true one on a wilderness car thing saw the food and stuck its head in the window I didnt see it coming it slobber all over me < donbueno> pretty good < donbueno> but i do hate llamas < donbueno> mine are usually conspiratoriallly based < donbueno> ill show u next time someone joins < donbueno> you will shit ur pants < Alienate> donbueno is a byproduct of the things he sees on reddit! < donbueno> i am internet < donbueno> wow thats a tshirt < donbueno> we trade time as money here < donbueno> i once got a herpes with it < donbueno> wow < donbueno> nice alienate i want ur job < Alienate> donbueno, some days are dead slow and some days make me want to rip my hair out by the roots < donbueno> im trying to port charts made in lotus 123 into excel 07 and i hate my this < donbueno> yeah but the days where ur busy ur busy it goes fast... < donbueno> and plus u prolly really like helping these people < Alienate> donbueno, the busy days i have stuck up people who think they are deadly important breathing down my neck and flipping out < donbueno> ahh i c < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> MUAHAHAHAHA

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< donbueno> okay sammich time < donbueno> DAMN that sammich was fucking awesome < donbueno> turkey jalapeno cheddar bread spinach onions grey poupon < donbueno> PWN < donbueno> simply and mind blowing < donbueno> sammich making is a art truly < donbueno> heh < donbueno> wow < donbueno> ribbons are u copying and pasting these? < donbueno> this is kinda cool http://www.cracked.com/article_16871_6-insane-discoveries-that-science-cant-explain.html < donbueno> fucking cracked masters of the listings < donbueno> people like listings...what can i say? < donbueno> ahah < donbueno> now u have to be nice < donbueno> PWNT < donbueno> heh < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop < donbueno> wow never heard of that before < donbueno> and i specialize in weird shit like that < donbueno> who doesnt piss in the shower? < donbueno> alienate already scripted it -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < thecatbot> meow, welcome to #reddit, donbueno! :3 < donbueno> heh < donbueno> plan worked perfectly < donbueno> creepy < donbueno> put that baby jesus in some asbestos! this isnt alvis time! < donbueno> "who crapped the buffet?" < donbueno> feast of alvis < donbueno> The BEST < donbueno> lol < donbueno> http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=feast%20of%20alvis&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:enUS:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wv# < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> WOW thats epic < donbueno> SFW < donbueno> maybe < donbueno> lol < donbueno> home of the "signpost" < donbueno> ohh shit i didnt notice ur name was signpost ithought alienate was being funny < donbueno> she is insane < donbueno> is there a reason or is insanity the reason to move? < donbueno> signpost my sister and her husband and kids lived in portland for awhile they loved it but moved back here to dallas cause they were having another baby < donbueno> meh it has its moments < donbueno> weather fucking blows < donbueno> i am legend here < donbueno> thats an upside ;) < donbueno> so signpost she doesnt want to move back she just wants to move back in a sense leaving you?

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< donbueno> wow < donbueno> that makes no sense < Alienate> donbueno, youre finally listening to what ive been telling you < donbueno> i refuse to acknowledable your powah < donbueno> hahahahaha < donbueno> alienate you will never break me < donbueno> . < donbueno> A < donbueno> thats how all do it < donbueno> ill type it out siee what i aifucking up and hten retype the shit i messe dup < donbueno> I will < donbueno> see < donbueno> I < donbueno> fucking < donbueno> then < donbueno> retype < donbueno> I < donbueno> mess < donbueno> up < donbueno> . < livejamie> /kick donbueno < donbueno> whats a troll? < donbueno> but what AM I? < donbueno> us is. < donbueno> ROBOT! < donbueno> dude seriously what is a troll IDK. < donbueno> i refuse to do my own wiki < donbueno> i dotn see any bushwako joining brah < Alienate> donbueno, I already told you < donbueno> http://i37.tinypic.com/2luxjqs.gif < donbueno> lol < donbueno> lol < donbueno> wow im still laughing bout the last 3 or 4 mins on ehre < donbueno> signpost what u smoking? know the guy well enough for a proper strain name? < donbueno> yo signpost dat nuggets u got dey gotsa name? < donbueno> sweet island skunk? < donbueno> robot antelope reruns? < donbueno> dunka dunka gimme some butta? < Alienate> donbueno no speaka de english * donbueno contrary to popular belief is not mexican or of any spanish descent * donbueno plays one on the internet < donbueno> nice < donbueno> i like that < donbueno> . * donbueno does too * donbueno but opens it for molly mushies lsd herb and a long list of pharmies < donbueno> lol koryk is goood peopl < donbueno> and u said ur mouth was shut < donbueno> O_o < donbueno> its log! < donbueno> it better than wood.... < donbueno> koryk my buddy would sit in the library during finals and sell that shit < donbueno> make tons of money < donbueno> i took it once and called my buddy like at midnight and was like WTF man im grinding

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< donbueno> too this day this kid is still eating aderol everyday < donbueno> at work... < donbueno> he has been eating speed since he was like 7 years old < donbueno> and cannot will not work without it < donbueno> yeah all my friends have serious substance abuse issues < donbueno> but i love em < Alienate> donbueno, go fucking figure < koryk> lol, donbueno can you find me weed in Dallas? < donbueno> idk koryk < donbueno> like umm talking bout shit on net for fun thats cool < donbueno> but like umm WHO THE FUCK ARE U < donbueno> hehe < donbueno> catch muh drift < donbueno> and plus its an adventure to find herb < donbueno> sometimes scary < donbueno> this was us last nite < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6k47JAQsJc < donbueno> epic < donbueno> SFW < donbueno> hahah < donbueno> just wait u fuck < donbueno> GOD DAMNIT ITS BAR < donbueno> plaese man < donbueno> just watch < donbueno> the kid drops a whole vodka tonic in big ass beer < donbueno> fuck u guys ;) < donbueno> he went to puke but maned up < donbueno> yeah prolly the grossist shit i seen < donbueno> lol kory you have no clue < donbueno> we started partying on friday night < donbueno> i maybe slept 5 hours the whole weekend < donbueno> drove to lubbock raged on saturday drove strait back didnt even go home and straight to the bar lol for cowboys game < donbueno> koryk yeah I gotsa a work piece < donbueno> chromakode sup bruda < donbueno> lol if u do read up it is quite non flowing < donbueno> hahahha < donbueno> bots setting off bots < donbueno> what a epic digital punk song < donbueno> acrylicist yeah that shit is never ending headshake < donbueno> cats dont do shit < donbueno> well they will shit in ur house plants < donbueno> or shit in ur sink < donbueno> one thing though < donbueno> no1 has ever seen cats mate < donbueno> you can hear it < donbueno> but u never see it < donbueno> FACT < donbueno> Im geting one installed next thursday. < donbueno> kory is this knowledge or internet shennagery < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-cKPk1x6B0&feature=related < donbueno> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA < donbueno> I AM DOING THIS < donbueno> i goto these shows allot and always see the krusty thats all fucked up

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< donbueno> dude im going to roskilde < donbueno> null speaks < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DpLyQ1zl3w&feature=related < donbueno> HOLY SHIT < donbueno> watch taht just for the rack on the chick at the end < donbueno> holy god < donbueno> and they are foreign so its funny < donbueno> when they talk < livejamie> i call shens, donbueno < donbueno> dont know what that means < donbueno> kirun: nope let me know how it goes ive always wondered < donbueno> i speak spanish pretty well but I want to learn german < donbueno> ohh shit < donbueno> i never even thought of that < donbueno> eureka! < donbueno> HAI VERBOTTEN SPREKEN NEIN < donbueno> omg rosetta stone is awesome i already know < donbueno> NEIN! < donbueno> kory how do u say it though < donbueno> pronounce it < donbueno> or spell phonetically < koryk> donbueno its like how lolcats would say it < chromakode> hey donbueno < donbueno> hows it going? < donbueno> imagine that < chromakode> donbueno: good! it’s snowed here! < donbueno> chromakode: where is here again? and apparently it snowed in houston < donbueno> and africa and bagdad < donbueno> portland or seattle? < donbueno> WHOA < donbueno> NVM < donbueno> lol < donbueno> back this channel up < donbueno> i need a mulligan * chromakode shuffles donbueno’s cards back into his deck < donbueno> hahahaha < donbueno> i like the stabbing right after the quote < donbueno> seen donbueno < thecatbot> Feeling lost, donbueno? Need to find yourself? :) < Alienate> donbueno got pwnd by a bot < donbueno> eventually we will all be pwnt by robots im a pioneer < Alienate> donbueno, stfu man * donbueno plays copter kitty with catbot < donbueno> haha < chromakode> hahaha donbueno < donbueno> you know copter kitty? < donbueno> wish i had a cat right here cause i got a camera < donbueno> its when u take a cat and throw it in the air and spin a the same time < chromakode> yeah I totally got your drift donbueno < donbueno> yar! < donbueno> null thats not stuipid < donbueno> thats called sauce! < Alienate> dont listen to donbueno < null__> donbueno: are you high?

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< donbueno> nope i stopped smoking * donbueno waits for channel gasp < donbueno> today < donbueno> rhino horns < donbueno> straight up rhino fucks u UP < donbueno> nope that shits bunk < donbueno> black rhino < donbueno> dark the rhino sweeter the juice < donbueno> lol dark the rhino sweeter the juice < donbueno> hahahaha < donbueno> thats epic grammar fail < donbueno> its like bush lrics < Alienate> donbueno made himself lulz < donbueno> i type in bush lyrics < donbueno> as in the band < donbueno> lol kirun < donbueno> im not making shit up man i need muh rhino < donbueno> go read them all until you find it < donbueno> no it will be fun like a challenge! < donbueno> fuck the g rides i want the machines that are making them < donbueno> yar < donbueno> once again on CNBC they just spent like 3 mins arguing if this shits alll conspiracy again < donbueno> im starting to notice a pattern < donbueno> for the last couple weeks almost once a day someone comes on and makes claims this is planned < donbueno> or .... < donbueno> u know what i mean < donbueno> sorta like lets just keep talking bout it so its not a big deal < donbueno> i need a more discreet irc client < donbueno> like trillian back in the day used to kinda go transparent * donbueno is css tarded < donbueno> and whats that thing ur talking bout < donbueno> cool thanks < acrylicist> donbueno: finally getting around to "Dreams of Freedom" < donbueno> WOOT < donbueno> soo.... < donbueno> i wonder if mine ever finished lol < donbueno> acrylicist: what did u think bout it < donbueno> best musical movie EVER < donbueno> naive melody when i realized it was a love song bout a lamp i laughed i cried < acrylicist> donbueno: i’ve only listened to the first track so far... :) < donbueno> niec alienate that was def worth reading up for < donbueno> acrylicist: so so im dying to hear how much u either hate or love that album cause in high school we seriously just let it play on repete at oursmoking garage/house < donbueno> and planets google theme FTW < Alienate> donbueno, are you mocking me? < donbueno> no lol < donbueno> we have already gotten to that point < acrylicist> donbueno: Its good ambient music... I’d file it with The Orb < donbueno> when u dont know if ur bro is lying or truthing cause u give each other so much shit lol my buddy clay is like htat < donbueno> wow just got email from team obama < donbueno> they are lining us up for work camps i swear

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< acrylicist> donbueno: HYPE HYPE HYPE MONEYPLEZ? < donbueno> or HYPE HYPE HYPE TAKE THE MONEY PLEASE FAIL FAIL FAIL GO WORK -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> welp pidgin is now gone lol < donbueno> that proggie lasted ohh bout 1 min < donbueno> I think im just stuck wit chatzilla its what im used to < donbueno> i see it but < donbueno> im sure its not language < donbueno> so wait u people actually saw english? * donbueno mind blow < donbueno> http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2166196/dolphins_clip/ < donbueno> wow * donbueno wants a pet dolphin to ride in the ocean < donbueno> if u watch that video wait till the end thats when they reallys tart stampede < donbueno> wow < donbueno> what was that one guy that would fuck up every rad < donbueno> raid < donbueno> so fucking hiliarious < donbueno> he would yell his name and then go agg everything < donbueno> HAHAHAHA < donbueno> i loved that guy < donbueno> there was this hunter dwarf on gorefiend named threats (cant believe he remmebers) i would spend days trying to find and kill him < donbueno> it was good fun < donbueno> he was much like LEEEROYYY JENKINS! but not as fun i just really really hated that guy < donbueno> and thats why wow sucjs < donbueno> that was my first like rpg gaming experience < donbueno> so i was enamored with exploring and all that shit never played a grinder game u know if its ur first time ur hooked heh < donbueno> first time ive talked bout it in a year or so < donbueno> its weird when I was playing i was like the most uproductive fuck of society < donbueno> but int he game im like making shit selling it < donbueno> making money learning things < donbueno> one day i was like < donbueno> WAIT < donbueno> WTF I am living my life through this game but in my real life i have nothing < donbueno> /uninstall < donbueno> u know what im syaing < donbueno> like in the game u learn skills trades go out collect "quests" are really like chores u know < donbueno> well for the record i like graduated college had a sweet job for a bit in detroit got made severance and residual < donbueno> didnt do shit for a year but smoke herb and play wow no joke < donbueno> hahah < donbueno> all epix < donbueno> alright im headed home peaces -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> welp its gonna be a bacon night < donbueno> the only reason for the welp is cause welp its all i have

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< donbueno> i used pandora at my restraunt sometimes < donbueno> but it pissed me off one night and i refuse to use again < donbueno> I used to run two Jimmy Johns < donbueno> they play music loud and rock < Alienate> donbueno is just pipe dreaming < donbueno> it was one of the good things < donbueno> bout the job and at my last store i had the audio system rigged up to sirius, and computer endless musical possiblities < donbueno> girltalk epic! < donbueno> i once humped a yoda doll while listening to girl talk < donbueno> http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/12/2008_greek_riots.html < donbueno> great pics < donbueno> whoa dude those protestors were fucking nailing the cops < donbueno> ive seen like 4 cops on fire in that series fucking epic * donbueno loves him some anaarchy < donbueno> yeah was it just a time lapse or wass that most badass fucking pocket laser ever? < donbueno> that photo streami is just amazing < donbueno> u guys looking too < donbueno> ? < donbueno> I have always wanted to riot this is like the most amazing learning tool for rioting < donbueno> AP PANIC: ’Obama left with little time to curb global warming’...’cooling trend illustrates how fast the world is warming’... < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> so im bout to read how global warming is causing a cooling trend < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> i hate fucking dumb ass hippies < donbueno> Mother Nature, of course, is oblivious to the federal government’s machinations. < donbueno> that is a sentence in that article < donbueno> and it says it all < donbueno> WE CANT DO SHIT! * donbueno does not believe in one bit of global warming in fact I think we are headed into a ice age < donbueno> DO IT DO IT DO IT SAY IT NOW < donbueno> or took both off and did a quick 1 - 2 throw < donbueno> or a huge black dildo * donbueno wonders how bacon would taste off a foreman grill < donbueno> prolly not good fat drip off < livejamie> donbueno: i’d be interested in your findings < donbueno> well i could level out the forman < donbueno> you know what im sayin? < donbueno> fuck this bacon is sticking to the pan < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> GREASE UP < donbueno> later bro < donbueno> thanks a mil < donbueno> im gonna start uploading "bacon lab" experiments < donbueno> just did a dry run will record tomorrow nights bacon experiment < donbueno> im excited < donbueno> fucking heroes < donbueno> * The code name for the NSA’s phone call and e-mail collection program was "Stellar Wind." < donbueno> interesting choice for a name < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6k47JAQsJc < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_5RJNo_oF8&eurl=http://www.reddit.com/&feature=player_embedded

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< donbueno> wow < donbueno> i now know why they call it shotguning < donbueno> "LSD burst over the dreary domain of the constipated bourgeoisie like the angelic herald of a new psychedelic millennium. We have never been the same since, nor will we ever be, for LSD demonstrated, even to skeptics, that the mansions of heaven and gardens of paradise lie within each and all of us." < donbueno> no the youtube < donbueno> margarine isnt even food < donbueno> its chemical byproduct < donbueno> u can leave it outside forever nothing will grow on it no bugs will eat it < donbueno> where the fuck is everyone tonite < donbueno> http://www.alternativereel.com/includes/top-ten/display_review.php?id=00095 < donbueno> HEROES TIME < d6chung> donbueno: I hate my timezone at times... < donbueno> sup kory < donbueno> d6chung where u at < donbueno> nice < d6chung> donbueno: HST. < donbueno> d6chung: not familiar with that one < donbueno> whoa < donbueno> wireless goes that far? < donbueno> damn how big is the linksys < donbueno> lol it was bad joke < donbueno> heh < donbueno> what island r u on < donbueno> cool i used to know a real cool chick that went to school there < donbueno> aye < donbueno> lol i cant feel my touch pad the finger is covered in glue < donbueno> yah i got all these puzzles < donbueno> some old girl left them < donbueno> ive been guing them together to make a art piece of some sort < donbueno> not sure where its going yet < donbueno> maybe a huge puzzle robot < donbueno> sup pulsewave < donbueno> HELLO! < donbueno> why < donbueno> is it funny? < donbueno> okie will check it < donbueno> ohh yeah i seen that viral mix < donbueno> wow heroes is the gayest shit i have ever seen < donbueno> I dont really think so < donbueno> i mean she is < donbueno> but not my type < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> just randomly? < donbueno> wait is termite controlled? < donbueno> i used to fuck around with shit like that < donbueno> blowing shit up < donbueno> lol < donbueno> lol < donbueno> that should be best of for www.redditirc.reddit.com < donbueno> chromkode: has been dead all night < miyako> donbueno: interview went well < donbueno> nice nice man

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< donbueno> buffalo chicken cheesesteak -!- donbueno_ [[email protected]] has joined #reddit -!- donbueno_ [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> aye aye < donbueno> wtf are u two going on about < donbueno> and u say im full of non sense ramblings * donbueno is working at home today but not longer smokes weed .....weird < Alienate> donbueno, I never say youre full of nonsensical ramblings per se < donbueno> vin diesel picture? < donbueno> FECK YA < donbueno> so im recording my first "bacon lab" eperiment today did a dry run last nite < donbueno> i discovered a new bacon cooking technique that will revolutionize the world < acrylicist> donbueno: 20A Bacon Bus? < donbueno> i wont tell you in the channel < donbueno> acrylicist: u even see the PM window? < Alienate> donbueno, you arent going to tell me? < donbueno> well ur like my sworn mortal enemy < donbueno> i thought i twas in the bylaws i couldnt < donbueno> damn < donbueno> okay okay < donbueno> im cooking 4 pieces of bacon stacked on top of each other tso when they come out of the frying pan is like one huge thick ass piece of bacon < donbueno> its amazing < donbueno> cause bacon sometimes man its jus too thin < donbueno> gotta have some depth on ur love meats < donbueno> yeah thats way above my head and im on winblows < donbueno> which i dont think that allows < donbueno> lol < donbueno> bacon is love meat < donbueno> so cmon destroy my idea or say hey yeah do it < donbueno> build me up or destroy me! < donbueno> this moron on this acid thread < donbueno> is telling ppl "after 3 hits wont be much a difference" * donbueno jaw drops < Alienate> donbueno, they are neglecting strength < donbueno> well i mena < donbueno> its like the diff betweeen having a good time and then sitting in your car freaking out for the next 4 hours while ur friends dance on the moutain < donbueno> never been my experience but i know it happens < donbueno> jonas bros fan FAIL LOL! < Alienate> donbueno knows whats up < donbueno> yeah I just like using fail in RL situations now < donbueno> stfu! < donbueno> lol < donbueno> jonafan sup today u outta control < donbueno> u get failed from yur job? < donbueno> just trying to get alienate to alienate < donbueno> well it failed < Alienate> donbueno, are you upset that I am being logical instead of inflammatory? < donbueno> yeah its wiggin me out < donbueno> DUMP TRUCK!

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< donbueno> acrylicist: u hear bout the marines in cali doing checkpoints? < donbueno> i have a fascination with dump trucks < donbueno> DUMP TRUCK! < donbueno> lol u would like coal chamber < donbueno> u wear candy necklaces? < donbueno> yeah i did too < donbueno> nice < donbueno> i was into system deftones snot < donbueno> tool < donbueno> not metal < donbueno> but u know < donbueno> i like funky metal heh < donbueno> bungle < donbueno> yeah i saw soem shows along those lines < donbueno> i saw ff < donbueno> i like ff < donbueno> i hope ff likes me < donbueno> ever heard of "one minute silence" < donbueno> ohh shit pitchshifter < donbueno> before they went all techno < donbueno> http://metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=29_0_2_0 < donbueno> wtf why am i watching these ppl dance < donbueno> who did this too me < donbueno> well its bout wow < donbueno> i dont care * donbueno goes back to work < Alienate> donbueno, it was more entertaining than that stupid laser video you tried to make me watch < donbueno> and thats why I will always win alienate. < Alienate> donbueno, if by "win" you mean "lose" then I agree with you < donbueno> Livejamie: i provide money management institutions with research < donbueno> like lehman bros hehe < donbueno> alienate: I am eternally sorry you will never understand music. < Alienate> donbueno, lasers... you mean lasers < donbueno> wow u will < donbueno> im just shocked that I dont impress someone < donbueno> its like cold suddenly < donbueno> soo like I was saying...someday you will understand my young child. ;) < donbueno> I miss happy channel < donbueno> and acrylicist * donbueno cries * donbueno and goes back to work < donbueno> okay alienate u win u better at everything < Alienate> donbueno = pwnd < donbueno> donbueno = jaded < donbueno> heh not really though < donbueno> just done run off all our cool ppl with ur alienating ways < donbueno> just talk shit to me in a pm window or something < donbueno> motherfucker i will rapeyour dog until it bleeds a cat I am the coolish Im just saying try and be welcoming before u launch on an "alienation" lool < donbueno> and "aliennation" < donbueno> my stomach is making some fucked up noises < donbueno> i want to record them < donbueno> see i still be the cools

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* donbueno just realized he actually fipped the tables and alienated the alienator < donbueno> livejamie < donbueno> OPS NOW -!- mode/#reddit [+v donbueno] by livejamie * donbueno makes threatening fist <+donbueno> that will work <+donbueno> slowly this channel will be mine <+donbueno> when im on top im gonna shut this baby down and turn it into a walmart1 < Alienate> i hate you donbueno <+donbueno> I create, sell, and manage research <+donbueno> that firms like the ones that are fucked now use <+donbueno> well its hard to splain <+donbueno> ill try <+donbueno> we use a disciplined approach on a database that takes fundamentals and runs them through "filters" these filters give me a output I take that and form it into three different products. <+donbueno> www.valcube.com is one <+donbueno> but its on back burner right now <+donbueno> alienate I hope you live a long full and happy life in which you are surround by people and family that love you. <+donbueno> nothing is too late <+donbueno> except when the baby comes out u cant kill it then <+donbueno> sorry babby < Alienate> donbueno, youre cooler when youre drunk <+donbueno> livejamie: when I say disciplined approach it means i just read the numbers if i think something else I am forced to just go with the what that database says <+donbueno> Alienate: yeah i know. <+donbueno> Alienate: i dont smoke anymore either. <+donbueno> thats gonna be the prob <+donbueno> ahh shit <+donbueno> wtf <+donbueno> no i havent <+donbueno> im a wanted man <+donbueno> thats why im fucking stopping <+donbueno> and now for the rest of the story... <+donbueno> its okay, eventually the whole business will be mine <+donbueno> hopefully <+donbueno> valcube we like tell ppl what to buy and when, the other products or more along the lines of this is what the market will do as a whole <+donbueno> SWEET! <+donbueno> one of the first meetings I setup (I usually dont do the selling I hate it) the guy was invited to go back and show the whole office what was going on and were gettin 25k a year! <+donbueno> FUCKING PWNT <+donbueno> FIRST SELL! * donbueno is celebrating <+donbueno> wow <+donbueno> im like gonna stop working now <+donbueno> and hump everything im so stoked <+donbueno> great no1 her -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> damnit < donbueno> lost my + now im nothing1 < donbueno> alienate: you fucker I know u downvoted that

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< donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7jwsa/he_triesyet_fails/ < donbueno> ohh u know < donbueno> heh < donbueno> well shit i post it immediately it gets one downvote < donbueno> like within 3 secs < donbueno> had to be u < donbueno> well then i would be confused and will yell BOTS again < donbueno> up vote brah up vote1 < donbueno> then how can someone immediately downvote does reddit do that? < donbueno> until it like gets momentum? < donbueno> you can still see whats giong on, and its inside a bar wtf not exactly best lighting conditions < Alienate> donbueno, I’m convinced the site does downvote certain posts upon creation < donbueno> yeah it does < donbueno> i think what its doing is kinda like waiting for a certain amount of upvotes during a period of time < donbueno> so like when it starts to like gain momentum it lets it roll but until it like breaks out of a certain amount of votes * donbueno totally agrees and has seen samething < donbueno> ribbons_ hows it going? < donbueno> so the body clock is off again? < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7jx1g/i_take_dumps/ < donbueno> naw she is 19 < donbueno> lol when u wrote "tweenager" I sorta thought horribly bout twilight < donbueno> WTF its a bar < donbueno> heh i know < donbueno> im working on my skillz < Alienate> donbueno, i refuse to upvote any more of your videos unless they make me lulz < donbueno> the dumps one didnt? < donbueno> jals? < jals> donbueno? < donbueno> was that a joke? < zateam_> donbueno, pink floyd’s money man < donbueno> chromakode sup buddy < chromakode> donbueno: snow! < donbueno> the jewish ppl of the channel < donbueno> GET EM * donbueno jokes < donbueno> more chromakode or just from yesterday still? * donbueno looks around lol < donbueno> yeah it just rained ice last nite in dallas tons of wrecks < donbueno> lol its funny i think everyone flips the shit out < donbueno> no1 was killed last nite i should mention < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7jx1g/i_take_dumps/ < donbueno> UPVOTE < donbueno> cause u take dumps too!@ < chromakode> donbueno: you’re never in any of your videos! < donbueno> nope not yet < donbueno> but I will be later < donbueno> im doing a "bacon lab < donbueno> bacon lab exposition for dinner < donbueno> interest rates fluctuate < acrylicist> donbueno paid me &=8m or so a long time ago for some web research * donbueno doesnt think u freaking out

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< donbueno> but im bout to! < donbueno> zabbaa dabba rabba sabba wekkke wekkke wkekke < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VST2KKIYn50 < donbueno> one oft he best songs ever < Alienate> donbueno, youre wrong < donbueno> of course < donbueno> alienate <@livejamie> donbueno, youre wrong <@livejamie> <donbueno> of course < donbueno> lol < Alienate> man donbueno youre no fun today < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/7jxgo/a_highwayman_sailor_dam_builder_and_pilot_all/ < donbueno> peanute butter on a cracker with pickles is good never tried in a sammich < Alienate> this is donbuenos fav song < donbueno> is it b4-4 < donbueno> lol that willie and cobert shit < donbueno> its the best when colbert comes in as the big head in the sky < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> hahahahhaa < donbueno> i wonder if there are actually gay pimps < donbueno> this one is catchy < donbueno> lol he touch me down inside < Alienate> donbueno likes it when jesus touches him down in side < criminy[bus]> sup Alienate, donbueno < donbueno> yo yo yo < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/7jxgo/a_highwayman_sailor_dam_builder_and_pilot_all/ < donbueno> word < donbueno> i cruise in a prius in the ghetto so they dont here me creepin for muh drive by < donbueno> gave? * donbueno goes to nulls house < donbueno> god damnit * donbueno sings jesus is my friend < donbueno> that shit was too catchy < donbueno> not many homeless in dallas where i live < donbueno> but hey someones gotta be! < donbueno> yep < donbueno> nein verbotten! < donbueno> http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24812462-23109,00.html < donbueno> wow that sucks < donbueno> criminy i would suggest a flashing of the weiner and then a quick chloroform towel to the face peice < donbueno> piece < Alienate> donbueno, a "forgetmenow" works well too < donbueno> Alienate: whats that? < Alienate> donbueno, watch more arrested development < donbueno> i thought i saw them all i forgot that scene < donbueno> ohh believe me i love it < donbueno> In my brain I have a hierarchy of what is important to remember movies and tv arent really up there anymore when I was younger they were so I remember mostly my younger shit < donbueno> like small wonder < caesararum_> also donbueno you were a trip in the acid thread < donbueno> yeah

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< donbueno> i had to be all over that threa < donbueno> mad represent there was some bullshit in there < donbueno> what u saying acrylicist/ < acrylicist> donbueno: FBI was using national security letters to suppress the knowledge of investigations, wrecking a lot of people’s lives < donbueno> ohh you mean how they got info etc... < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBlkoxYffQA&eurl=http://www.reddit.com/&feature=player_embedded < donbueno> lol zombie comedian < donbueno> he did a good job heh "keep it going it takes him a while to get up here" < donbueno> atleast the guy kept it short < donbueno> not really < donbueno> not worth the watch < donbueno> i only were bob dobbs shirts < donbueno> jr bob dobbs that is < donbueno> wow johann wolfgang von goethe has allot of fucking epic quotes < donbueno> http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Johann_Wolfgang_von_Goethe < donbueno> Whenever I hear people talking about "liberal ideas," I am always astounded that men should love to fool themselves with empty sounds. An idea should never be liberal; it must be vigorous, positive, and without loose ends so that it may fulfill its divine mission and be productive. The proper place for liberality is in the realm of the emotions. < donbueno> DAMN WORD GERMAN BROAHANSIFIER < donbueno> nachos nachos nachos man! < donbueno> FUCK KANT < donbueno> emmanual kant if i remember correctly < donbueno> sarte meh he i sokay < donbueno> FUCK KANT POOP < donbueno> that would still make sense for me and ur idea <@ketralnis> donbueno: Can’t poop fuck? < donbueno> and honestly wtf my stomach been rumbling for hours i go to do the collapse and nothing! < donbueno> zilch! < donbueno> ketralnis: OPS NOW then tell u later < donbueno> ive been meaning to ip ban alienate < donbueno> ;) < donbueno> yar! < donbueno> can poop fuck? < donbueno> well existentially yes < donbueno> but freudonically no < donbueno> thats what gay guys do < donbueno> fuck the "poop can" < donbueno> yeah i dont need my other eye cause i just pushed my third down into its socket < Alienate> donbueno you can’t IP ban me... cause I’ll IP ban you first! < donbueno> yes yes u will * donbueno reminds everyone to just to reinforce alienate with positivity and it will get him through this autism faster < donbueno> lol "your honor this handle called me autistic on the internet" < donbueno> it would set legal precedent < donbueno> he is on vacation brah < donbueno> but did it stick? < donbueno> APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD! < donbueno> haha < donbueno> lol i win < donbueno> you have autism!

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< donbueno> you have autism! * donbueno awaits a lawyer call from a yet another dead emo boy < donbueno> BAM < donbueno> van halen? < donbueno> or apathy. * donbueno i did < donbueno> lol < donbueno> meta < donbueno> lol < donbueno> SOOO < donbueno> i saw a duck < donbueno> one time i fell into a pond in the part where all the duck shit was < donbueno> it sucked < donbueno> the first porno i ever saw was called "vasoline alley" < Alienate> donbueno, I think I saw you in that one < donbueno> the guy was analizing this chick and he said "wow your ass is tight....like a duck...and thats water tight" < donbueno> i will never forget that line < donbueno> www.fastforwardblowjobs.com < sociallyinept> <donbueno> wow your ass is tight....like a duck...and thats water tight <@Paradox> donbueno is a suicide boy * donbueno cant stop you but pleads as the internet is sensitive to the rumors about me and will likely cause a recession < donbueno> Paradox: and that is? < donbueno> ohh hot nerdy chicks with tats? < donbueno> tatstoos. < donbueno> http://profron.net/fun/SartreCookbook.html < donbueno> thats good alienate < donbueno> wait is alix a girl or boys name? < donbueno> lol < Alienate> donbueno, be specific dood... what the fuck is good? < donbueno> the sarte cookbook is good < donbueno> heh * donbueno is a philo major < donbueno> yeah its part of ur autism < donbueno> if its fast its scary! < donbueno> I saw a cat! < donbueno> wow < donbueno> lol a carjacker at this mall here he puts a paper on ur window and when u go to get it out he jumps in and steals ur car lol < donbueno> wtf < Alienate> donbueno, why dont you go drink some more cheap liquor :P < donbueno> i dont drink or smoke nemore < donbueno> i found bob. < donbueno> uhh yeas he will "eternal salvation or triple your money back" < donbueno> fucking court reporter over tehre! ;) < Alienate> donbueno, you did post video all over the damn place < donbueno> only i funny and music < donbueno> hey man brudas need karma too least I didnt whore it up < Alienate> donbueno, http://www.reddit.com/r/philosophy/comments/7jxxt/kants_ethics_the_short_version/ upvote < Alienate> donbueno, http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7jxwx/all_my_life_ive_had_a_troubled_heart_but_ive/ upvote < donbueno> done

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< donbueno> hmm wonder if bacon peanut butter would be good < epicRelic> donbueno < donbueno> have u tried it? < donbueno> well its whats for dinner if ur around ill let u know < donbueno> im also recording "bacon lab" im gonna show u how to cook 4 pieces of bacon stacked <@Paradox> donbueno, i made a device in my garage out of old heating elements < donbueno> holy shit paradox if your serious you need to document and upload < donbueno> its our purpose < donbueno> like a pizza oven kinda < donbueno> i thought though that bacon to be best it needs to render in its fat? are u putting it on the belt directly or like on a pan? < donbueno> wow < donbueno> you really should get video though, hd cameras at best buy like 100 bucks < donbueno> lol i just foudn the old bag of my dreads < donbueno> if anyone wants one i can send it lol < Alienate> donbueno, http://www.reddit.com/r/philosophy/comments/7jy77/kant_vs_neitzsche_if_philosophy_was_politics_video/ upvote < donbueno> done < Alienate> donbueno, did you upvote the other two? < donbueno> yep < donbueno> really does anyone know if reddit ever provided a reason for taking out the sort ability when ur under ur profile < donbueno> damnit man < donbueno> i really really want that back < donbueno> seriously why did it just go away? < donbueno> it was functional and helpful. < donbueno> it rained ice < donbueno> fuck those hackers that allowed the rainforest to be cut < donbueno> thats like anti hacker law < donbueno> they were helping the fucking man < donbueno> i went to big on torrents < donbueno> lOL < donbueno> I downloaded the entire lynda.com office training lol < donbueno> in theory! < donbueno> cha cha cha chia. < donbueno> damn curson has a cryptic exit < donbueno> anyone got any good irc scripts i can load int chatzilla < donbueno> that rdmsoft site has the worst layout ever maybe < donbueno> i take that back < donbueno> thanks koryk < donbueno> sweet house is on < donbueno> NO FUCKING EDIT < donbueno> eyo acrylicist < donbueno> god this bacon smells amazing its maple syrup bacon < donbueno> first time to try < donbueno> were also making bacon peanut butter sammiches < speaker219> donbueno: what channel is house on? < donbueno> fox < donbueno> u watch heroes? < donbueno> FUCKING GEY! < donbueno> they need to rehire the old writers < donbueno> well < donbueno> I just hoped that silar would just be gone < donbueno> the first time they killed him

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< donbueno> its like a fucking soap opera how they keep killing and bringing shit back nothing but plot twist after plot twist its getting old the first season was so epic cause of the character development etc. < donbueno> idk they did do some of the that too < donbueno> they DEF coulda done something better with the eclipse < donbueno> isntead of just losing powers < donbueno> ZOMG the bacon and peanut butter sammich is PURE OM NOM NOM < donbueno> ohh wow < donbueno> its like a sweet and salty thing going on but with some bacony in ther < donbueno> god damnit iwas in the middle of recording my first "bacon lab" and the camera died < donbueno> and the recharger is not here FUCK! < donbueno> FUCK < donbueno> it was epic funny < acrylicist> donbueno: first rule of the gig bag: make sure you have your recharger < donbueno> i know i know < donbueno> the chick took off without telling me and my shit was in her car < donbueno> dude it was epic i said "here at bacon lab we cant afford the thick shit cause we were in with bernie..." < donbueno> all improv < donbueno> it was pure genius < donbueno> gonna have to do it some other time < donbueno> yeah me too beinghuman < donbueno> im glueing puzzle pieces together but not in a puzzle just in a blob < donbueno> fucking alienate < donbueno> just texted me < donbueno> really just talking shit < donbueno> he is prolly stuck in traffic or like turned over on the road < donbueno> and stuck < donbueno> he texted "FUCK YO COUCH" < donbueno> lol he has my number cause i had him call me right as i was in the office with my boss so i could fake having to leave none of my buddies around here would understand it was a covert operation < donbueno> i tried to get some karma today but i failed < donbueno> im ignoring reddit for atleast a couple hours < donbueno> the only reason why I cant watch that show is cause rush limbaugh and the types love it cause its all like "TORTURE" "TERRORISM" "AMERIKA FEC YEAH" < donbueno> i like that turn around. * donbueno will accept < donbueno> i wish < donbueno> lol fuck off ribbons_ < donbueno> heh < donbueno> it was in jest < donbueno> so ribbons_ I was thinking could you possibly send me a kangaroo? < donbueno> that was a joke < donbueno> but honestly I need a didg < donbueno> and was wondering if you cause of ur location could possibly get me an authentic one for cheap of course I can just like donate to ur paypal or something < donbueno> didgridoo < donbueno> yar < donbueno> i used to play in high school but mine broke in college (we were using it as a bong extended_ < donbueno> bong extender < donbueno> ribbons_ I was curious bout a an actual real didgeridoo hollowed root style < donbueno> lol yeah same thing mine did

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< donbueno> i was like "WHOA what im taking this" < donbueno> I got the circular breathing down not perfect i would kinda "fart" after doing it but i was on the way < donbueno> and i hear it helps people with sleep apoena < donbueno> right I know so I was wondering maybe I would be willing to like check out if you can get a natural one < donbueno> yeah im always fucking tired * donbueno slaps catbot wake up pussy! < donbueno> wow < donbueno> that helped? < donbueno> wait I mean did they like recommend that? < donbueno> yeah I bought the camera really to video me asleep < donbueno> i stop breathing sometimes < donbueno> then like gasp for air and start the process over again < donbueno> i honestly havent had a nights sleep in a decade < donbueno> ive been tired so long its pissing me off < donbueno> we need to shutup that fucking catbot up for slep < donbueno> bot no mention slep < donbueno> there < donbueno> finally < donbueno> well im like 26 years old so uhh hopefully I dont have to give up on life like that < donbueno> wearing a mask everynigth fuck that < donbueno> right..... with my insurance < donbueno> im self employed and not really the best insurance < donbueno> there is a sleep clinic here in dallas but thats a fuck ton of money too < Originate> donbueno KILLED LUBBOCK, TX < donbueno> stuck in traffic eh < donbueno> OKAY < donbueno> hahahah < donbueno> it was funny cause when i read it in my brain I was yelling < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> fuckers < donbueno> im taking one more rip then i quite TOMORROW < donbueno> quit < donbueno> i got 45 days < donbueno> fuckers < donbueno> nope im not < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> that doesnt even take into account the regions in indea < donbueno> india < donbueno> that make all the hash and shit < donbueno> i never read the article just the headline < donbueno> sure < donbueno> i suck < donbueno> ohh yeah < donbueno> it was a copyright shit < donbueno> house is epic tonite < donbueno> am i just house crazy or is he a really good actor < donbueno> fawkes meaning to ask you your names is after guy fawkes right? i mean of course.... * donbueno has never seen any potter movie < donbueno> but has seen the upskirt of that chick < donbueno> felt dirty but hey its the internet were all dirty < donbueno> I love that remove cookies from site plugin < donbueno> whoa whats that one do

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< donbueno> and what was that last one u taught me < donbueno> so like uhh should i do it < donbueno> nice < donbueno> def works < donbueno> koryk what else u know man your blowing my mind here < donbueno> yeah fuck yeah < donbueno> thats what im talking bout < donbueno> thats the porn key < donbueno> BOOOM < donbueno> work got dangerous! < donbueno> heh i smoked! < donbueno> so so weak * donbueno hugs kory < donbueno> whats this seven pounds about < donbueno> no shit < donbueno> you changed my life man < donbueno> tight and it opens the new site in my firefox under a tab doesnt open another SWEET < donbueno> okay u just went over my head there with that at the end < donbueno> thanks man < donbueno> spread the word < donbueno> mmmkay < donbueno> u reading that cop story? < donbueno> damn house is epic < donbueno> sup nix0nnn < donbueno> anyone watch fringe? < donbueno> idk fuck < donbueno> its a crazy story < donbueno> is it a meme < donbueno> i thought memes were ideas < donbueno> that bush thing is like a happening < donbueno> ohh wait < donbueno> it could TURN into a theme < donbueno> and then become a meme < donbueno> but IDK < donbueno> im just a street drunk intarhub hobo < donbueno> sup miyako < miyako> donbueno: not bad- just found out, no dice on the job * nix0nn throws a shoe at donbueno * donbueno ducks * nix0nn throws a second shoe at donbueno < donbueno> miyako: keep on truckin * donbueno matrixes the shoe < donbueno> lol that is awesome < miyako> donbueno: yeah, sent back an email asking them if they could provide any advice on how I could improve my interviewing to get an idea of what they didn’t like < donbueno> i want that shit < donbueno> miyako: wow nice job < donbueno> im starting to worry that zombies might actually happen cause its getting so popular our thoughts will manifest < donbueno> send them bacon and ur good < donbueno> long ass swords < miyako> donbueno: well, I’ve argued for a while that zombies are part of our racial/genetic memory, that we might have faced a real zombie plague in the past and it could happen again < donbueno> but if u get blitzed u gonna need something up close

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< donbueno> a lobo? < donbueno> sharks are fast < donbueno> jesus wtf < donbueno> i turn around < donbueno> and u guys murder me and call my girl an in and out burger but you wouldnt eat her what kinda world do we live in! < donbueno> lol < donbueno> koryk is priest dude < donbueno> GAWH < donbueno> HUZZZHA12 <@Paradox> now im going to go eat at donbueno’s girlfriend < donbueno> das cool she likes little boys < donbueno> she is a big woman < donbueno> we can fix catbot < donbueno> meow < donbueno> wow < donbueno> lol those dudes are leet < donbueno> FUCK! < donbueno> i got lotsa guns but not enough ammo < donbueno> zombie fucker eh? < donbueno> coming next summer on HBO its "False Brains" A human is in love with a man but not just any man a Zombie man.!!?!?!?!! < donbueno> im level 79 moonkin < donbueno> druid < donbueno> lol fuck why did i answer that < donbueno> i dont play wow < donbueno> i did < donbueno> it did me < donbueno> no prob < donbueno> there ya go zateam < donbueno> hey zateam i highly recommend "fierce invalids from hot climates" < donbueno> it literally is one of the best characters ever created "switters" < donbueno> hands down favorite book ever < donbueno> koryk siddartha epic1 < donbueno> omg im watching the intro into mamas boy < donbueno> HOLY FUCK * donbueno shoots himself but still watches as zombie < donbueno> it s reality show in which the mom has to like vet the girl < donbueno> it goes "to answer the age old question do you do what makes you happy or what your mom wants...." < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> thats not a question! < donbueno> im working on my puzzle artwork and its better than shows that try < donbueno> it is < donbueno> but i mean its so bad its worth anything else < donbueno> i dont like it im sad < donbueno> lol < donbueno> im changing it < donbueno> heh i refuse to pay for tv < donbueno> yeah everyone < donbueno> me its bout 2 < donbueno> lolz < donbueno> nice < donbueno> can i haz sum?

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< donbueno> yep < donbueno> thats true < jals> donbueno: sure you can have some, send me your bank details < donbueno> all of the details or just some? < donbueno> idk what kinda whiskey < donbueno> so is freezing fog like a floating iceberg? < donbueno> im confused < donbueno> lol a drunk guy passed out near a creek due to exposure to ice < donbueno> he died < donbueno> lol ive fell into one too < donbueno> lol nix0nn is my channel buddy drunk < donbueno> i need to get some lixor < donbueno> jesus three dead ppl were found in seperate places last nite in dallas < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> we have like the highest crime rate < donbueno> ive got super glue everywhere < donbueno> and a shoot out at a bank < donbueno> dallas gets it rowdy when its icy out < donbueno> whats #sac? < donbueno> thats where u live/ < donbueno> ? < donbueno> nice move < donbueno> wonder if there is a #dallas < donbueno> nope < donbueno> not bad < donbueno> how old r u < donbueno> http://i39.tinypic.com/2952ssk.jpg < donbueno> lol < donbueno> nix0nn < donbueno> one sec ill show u the orginil < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7jy4o/think_youve_got_patience_this_took_960_hours_in/ < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7jyz9/so_what_i_drew_this_shit_up_in_20_minutes/ < donbueno> that second one has a comment with a link to another parody < donbueno> 13 year old glass aged whiskey < donbueno> i do design work on the side < donbueno> not much recently < donbueno> TIGER! < donbueno> UPPPERCUT! < donbueno> i thought she was the one that suggest barhoppie hop < donbueno> dude.... < donbueno> this is the night for rufies < donbueno> wait nevermind < donbueno> thats everynight except this night < donbueno> brb almost shit my pants < donbueno> just try to nail them both < donbueno> thats all im saying < donbueno> or two girls one cup revisited < donbueno> wow jay leno just isnt funnny < donbueno> i havent watched this show in a long time < donbueno> wow fuck this www.zabasearch.com < donbueno> heh < donbueno> no i beat the system

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< donbueno> yeah dude it has like my first house < donbueno> im a matt in rl so if u search Matt (lastname) it comes up with diff shit than Matthew .... < donbueno> i think its mostly taken from bills < donbueno> like utility bills < donbueno> u can still get address etc < donbueno> well it pissed me off < donbueno> i searched old girl i loved < donbueno> and now im feeling all stalky and alone < donbueno> fuck that site < donbueno> im going to youtube < donbueno> errr youporn < chromakode> I feel for ya, donbueno < donbueno> lol heh im the idiot < donbueno> yar dallas been slim pickins no love for mr bueno man < donbueno> wow if you can call what teh first comment is before you look do you win at reddit < donbueno> that new shamwow guy < donbueno> what did you say < donbueno> cause i cant read < donbueno> im blind my computer reads it aloud and it sneezed in the middle < donbueno> craig fergusion is pretty funny < donbueno> then itis dude bors <+yar> 22:53:54 <donbueno> Im not knocking on anime < donbueno> fuck that paradox excel drives me nuts < donbueno> i have to use it every day i fucking hate it <@Paradox> donbueno, have you ever bothered to use it and not just bash it because its from Microsoft < donbueno> i use it all day every day < donbueno> 07 < donbueno> i hate the ribbon < donbueno> if ur good at excel man i might need a hand tomorrow lol < donbueno> i cant get the fucking charts to work right < donbueno> driving me fucking nuts < donbueno> I am trying to recreate charts that were made in lotus 123 < donbueno> like in 1986 < donbueno> lol < donbueno> yeah this recreating charts thing i sdriving me nuts -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] < nix0nn> donbueno < donbueno> morning acrylicist < Alienate> donbueno, I dont think you can go out and "get" one of those < donbueno> well i mean get the helicopter only < donbueno> I dont have a need to really have a gun ship YET < donbueno> yeah but I have seen them at shows and stuff you can just go out and buy a huge as RC copter or make one really < acrylicist> donbueno: picked up "Monsters and Magical Sticks" by Heller/Steele on a recomendation < acrylicist> donbueno: you might like it, introduction by Robert Anton Wilson < donbueno> hoooha!! been looking for some ficiton < donbueno> is it fiction? < Alienate> donbueno, real douglas coupland < donbueno> kk brb busy work day < acrylicist> donbueno: kind of a super-sauce spice

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< Alienate> donbueno, you missed a deal on a crappy flip -!- donbueno_ [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno_> damn < donbueno_> i have me some excel but meh it earned some brownie points -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] -!- donbueno_ is now known as donbueno < donbueno> lol yeah its pretty lame < donbueno> jim carey though was somewhat funny playing a recovering alcoholic santa last nite < donbueno> im pretty sure alienate they just put up a flash and some tracker crap < donbueno> prolly made in a hour < donbueno> koryk: dude u changed how i windows < donbueno> i still windows so im not perfect but im no longer dicking around for shit < donbueno> yarness < donbueno> lol * donbueno is listening to www.freeworm.ca < Alienate> donbueno, but... if NORAD is doing that then taxpayers money is spent on it < donbueno> hahaa < donbueno> thats cool < donbueno> never new that < donbueno> NORAD fail 9/11 * donbueno is fairly certain is was controlled demo < donbueno> now what that means is I dont BELIEVE like a religion show me something where I am wrong and I can change < donbueno> but im ont going down that road here < donbueno> sooo..... < donbueno> this morning I saw a goblin shark...... < donbueno> very alien like < donbueno> lol fucking excel "Cannot delete a macro in a hidden workboook. Use the unhide command...." but doesnt tell u what it is or how < donbueno> OHH K THNKS < donbueno> so i type unhide command into the cell < donbueno> o_0 < donbueno> yar i know < donbueno> but im just bitching here < donbueno> why not fucking provide a link in the box < donbueno> or like a heads up THIS IS HOW < donbueno> not every one went to devry like you alienate < donbueno> I didnt get the skills i need to be competitive in todays IT market < donbueno> yeah but you did < donbueno> DAMN coffee was the problem yesterday alienate < donbueno> see im back! < donbueno> no i didnt ahve good coffee < donbueno> now me on the juice < donbueno> acrylicist: opec cutting so dollar takes another hit? that what u saying? < Alienate> donbueno, we need to meet and greet opec with combat ready marines < donbueno> one sec i need to focus and the coffee is strong < donbueno> lol everyone can < donbueno> haha < donbueno> i like the people in ur book fat bitches and computer programmers < Alienate> donbueno, ex-fat bitches < donbueno> once fat always fat < Alienate> donbueno, always the philosopher < donbueno> wow all the bitching ive been doing bout excel is just bout charting otherwise excel is

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okay < donbueno> i find a forum for charting help ppl are like "UGH excel charting.... or Fuck excel for charting..." < donbueno> im on the only one * donbueno feels comforted < donbueno> just steal something from someone return it and then be like "ohh man im hungry you hungry? < donbueno> then get in in line for ur slop and when its cash time be "ohh i forgot my wallet" he will have to pay < acrylicist> donbueno: opec cutting so oil goes up in price, putting inflation back into the system for things that depend on oil for production/transport... < donbueno> looks like santa is writing with a nice long nugget < donbueno> but yeah "gotta do the cookin by the book" < donbueno> wow < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_WyObcPV_0 < donbueno> who has tripped int he mirror? <@livejamie> donbueno: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh < donbueno> i know < donbueno> i freaked shit out too < donbueno> its too accurate < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7k47g/if_anyone_has_ever_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ < donbueno> upvote mod squad activate GO1 < donbueno> its SFW < donbueno> just a kid in a mirror with a morphing tool < donbueno> GOTCHA < donbueno> u can clikc the youtube though cause its all in german < donbueno> or maybe u cant < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7k47g/if_anyone_has_ever_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ < donbueno> mod squad upvote activate go! < donbueno> did anyone up vote that shit? < donbueno> heh < donbueno> im re submitting it to the marijuana reddit < donbueno> seems like it would be more user friendly there than "funny" < donbueno> yeah twitter is kidna neat acrylicist is all over it < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7k4b9/for_anyone_that_has_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ < donbueno> go go go < donbueno> just upvote the thing please ;) * donbueno looks at alienate < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7k4b9/for_anyone_that_has_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ < donbueno> lol look at my comment < donbueno> and upvote u freaking fraggle rocks < donbueno> lol < donbueno> acrylicist: 10yr bond 2& < donbueno> err 2% < donbueno> and check that video its strangely perfect < donbueno> alienate ur the one telling linking me like 3 submits yesterday its time for paybacks < acrylicist> donbueno: oh yeah <+Alienate> donbueno, you do that like 5 times a day < donbueno> hahah but only like 2 days a week so it evens out < donbueno> I am learning!

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< donbueno> YEAS FUCK GOD YES < donbueno> FUCK < donbueno> lol alienate thanks man < donbueno> im also like gqyh2 i dont downvote shit < donbueno> except music bout DMB < donbueno> koryk: i dont see your COMMENTED ON MY COMMENT < donbueno> DAVE MATTHEWS BAND <+Alienate> hey donbueno my post on Kant’s Ethics: The Short Version did decently yesterday < donbueno> its good < donbueno> i went through the whole site < donbueno> i wish i had that in college it would make for some good class discussion that i could disarm < donbueno> I had one epic prof dr. webb < donbueno> he is the reason i got into philo of religions < donbueno> i took all his classes offered < donbueno> something like 18 hours of classes with him lol < donbueno> by the end he was just calling me "HIPPIE" < donbueno> he was a badass teacher he would talk bout tripping in india with gurus and shit < donbueno> wow alienate i would fucking hate u in my class < donbueno> UPVOTE http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7k4b9/for_anyone_that_has_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ * donbueno IS A WHORISH! <+Alienate> donbueno, you would unless you are a bleeding heart liberal < donbueno> ohhh im not < donbueno> YAR < koryk> donbueno: i commented on your comment to my comment to your comment < donbueno> koryk: and I your comment due to the afformentioned comment < donbueno> acrylicist: what were you saying bout AJ not being even more true? I didnt quit ge that <+Alienate> donbueno, youre a hippie that isnt a liberal? < donbueno> nope hippie isnt a political specification < donbueno> its just descriptive term <+Alienate> donbueno, I think youre terribly confused < donbueno> but NEO-HIPPIE that is politicial < acrylicist> donbueno: if everyone who ever insulted a world leader was arrested we’d have 2/3rds of the planet in prison < acrylicist> donbueno: they’re tryign to give the shoe thrower in iraq 7 years jail < donbueno> yar but i didnt see how that had anything to do with aj < donbueno> wow thanks alienate taht wiki article backups what i just said < donbueno> its a descriptive term < donbueno> not a political mindset! < donbueno> often pacifist <+Alienate> donbueno, that isnt what you said < donbueno> yeah well some hippies are part of greenpeace thats not very pacifist now is it? < donbueno> donbueno> nope hippie isnt a political specification < donbueno> <donbueno> its just descriptive term < donbueno> ehm. < donbueno> down. < donbueno> in the forest < donbueno> ITS LOG! < donbueno> my fav episode was the "dont push this button" < donbueno> the space time reversal < donbueno> so so epic <+Alienate> donbueno, you do understand the meaning of the word "epic", right? < donbueno> i over use epic yes

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< donbueno> pinback is pretty good < donbueno> never liked stereolab though < donbueno> he < donbueno> h < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7k4b9/for_anyone_that_has_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ < donbueno> is gonna be upvoted a shit ton I suspect cause of its insane accuracy <+Alienate> donbueno, stop posting the same god damned link < donbueno> alienate brah dont worry < donbueno> I didnt know you hadnt seen it < donbueno> im learning the market < donbueno> and at the same time data entry and research and customers < donbueno> or "calls" < donbueno> yeah but im pretty nubbery didnt study it in school < donbueno> yeah i am < donbueno> loosely self employed I have a guru < donbueno> market analyst isnt the right term < donbueno> I create research that follow the business cycle < donbueno> lol yeah < donbueno> hahahha < donbueno> i love watch pron at work lol < donbueno> koryk: im in a office of like 5 older like real older guys that all help on the products im set to take over two of them entirely in the next year or so < donbueno> these guys are retiring < donbueno> i have an oppurtunity to make like income in the top 2% of the country why the fuck not try it < donbueno> grass is always greener < donbueno> hey alienate you see this? http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7k4b9/for_anyone_that_has_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ -!- donbueno was kicked from #reddit by livejamie [i am op, lazzy.] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> wtf i got booted < donbueno> i wasnt sure if alienate saw this http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7k4b9/for_anyone_that_has_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ < donbueno> just trolling to help < donbueno> trying! < donbueno> hahahahha < donbueno> bites -!- donbueno was kicked from #reddit by livejamie [the dust] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> fuck you catbot your nothing to me! < donbueno> lol has anyone ever been kickded? < donbueno> except for catbot < donbueno> i havent really seen an issue < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> alienate is plus! < donbueno> who is livejamie? < donbueno> is it a nick change? < donbueno> you do it < donbueno> i see no nick change < donbueno> what < donbueno> i wanna get fucking drunk tonite <+Alienate> donbueno, you have to stay sober < donbueno> kork

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< donbueno> lol ur now kork < donbueno> kork read up some reviews on newegg or something < donbueno> Alienate: why do i have to stay sobra < donbueno> see he has no reason -!- donbueno is now known as switters < switters> I have this friend named donbueno <+Alienate> you could have at least TRIED to make it look like you werent donbueno < switters> god damnit i wanna change nicks but donbueno has become a staple of the internet community changing it now would be like -!- switters is now known as donbueno < donbueno> kory thanks for the book mark < donbueno> lol WATMM is against musiciansfriend < donbueno> wow woot was epic today i missed < pompua> donbueno < donbueno> caesararum: what u talking bout < donbueno> koryk I was fapping to reruns of golden girls < caesararum_> donbueno: Homestarrunner text based adventure < donbueno> koryk: we should grab a beer and j while u in town <+Alienate> donbueno, fuck you < donbueno> im in addison < donbueno> lol abilene < donbueno> abilene sucks the fuck outta dick * donbueno isnt driving to fucking lubbock for a beer < donbueno> well maybee < donbueno> I do love lubbock < donbueno> lol on wine woot < donbueno> it says < donbueno> If you’re drunk when the package shows up, you will not be allowed to receive it < donbueno> just funny < donbueno> u ordered < donbueno> ? < donbueno> it seems to me that booze and gambling did well in recession < donbueno> so who many in a pack? < donbueno> 12? < donbueno> yes < donbueno> a three pack < donbueno> great three bottles? < donbueno> or three pack of 6? < donbueno> idk if ur parents are just closet drinking baptists or catholics1 < donbueno> in the case of the latter it would be 3 of 6 < donbueno> my mom has wine shipped over from italian vineyards in boxes labeled "FOR SCIENCE ONLY" or something to that extent < donbueno> nice <+Alienate> donbueno, you can order mushroom imprints the same way < donbueno> It contains less sulfates or something < donbueno> http://www.xheli.com/ < donbueno> check that alienate < donbueno> yeah thats what it says < donbueno> copters < donbueno> lol < donbueno> idk we were talking bout them earlier they had add on woot i gave woot some add money <+Alienate> donbueno, pick a genre of food < donbueno> CHINESE Sesame Chicken 2 egg rolls steamed rice

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< donbueno> or wait its colorado < donbueno> enchiladas? < donbueno> there are websites for this -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> thanks shut the fuck up. < donbueno> :) < koryk> little known fact about donbueno, he punches his nuts while he masturbates * donbueno has to < donbueno> im coffee raging < donbueno> lol smegma < donbueno> DICK CHEESE < donbueno> or richard queso < donbueno> you can tell she loves you by not fucking your friends and leaving yoyu < donbueno> is it that hard really < donbueno> that woulda been my response < donbueno> "does she fuck your friends? Is she still there?" <+Alienate> wow donbueno that sucks * donbueno has been burned and can no longer love < donbueno> heh * donbueno is emo < donbueno> god damnit < donbueno> now i need to drink * donbueno is now all thinking bout old bitches <+Alienate> donbueno, you gotta squash that shit < donbueno> yar < donbueno> sometimes im fucking unstoppable <+Alienate> why did you just call me an asshole? donbueno :P < donbueno> heh < donbueno> IDK < donbueno> sup chromakode < chromakode> hey donbueno < donbueno> hey did u guys see this it really demands upvotting http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7k4b9/for_anyone_that_has_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ < donbueno> heh <+Alienate> donbueno, the man with his fingers on the pulse of lame < donbueno> yo u want alienate or originate < donbueno> as name cause im gonna give u number to a bunch of ex fat hoes i know < donbueno> I used to run be a personal trainer < donbueno> lol i was never a personal trainer < donbueno> i did run once though < donbueno> caesararum: u see my acid post? < donbueno> i wont link it alienate < donbueno> again < donbueno> until tuguy gets here < donbueno> he will like that < donbueno> did you just try to burn tuguy while not even here and still fail like a wooden leg with a kick stand? < donbueno> its an old eddit murphy joke < donbueno> "you mom so fucking stupid the bitch got a wooden leg with a kick stand" < donbueno> its from delirous i think < donbueno> the red leather suit lol if wore that it would be instafap for the ladies < donbueno> BRB

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-!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> Did you ever work at innertrode? < donbueno> if you guys like funky metal with political lyrics check out one minute silence < donbueno> I used to listen to the vandals < donbueno> I used to have a bob dobbs stencil if that counts prolly got like 200 up over a couple year < donbueno> jesus not much makes sense here except that nothing makes sense < donbueno> wow this ween country album really does it for me < donbueno> this place is dead then BOOM < donbueno> dead then boom < donbueno> yeah one day i stumbled in during a down time swore i would never leave < donbueno> been first time since on IRC since like 1997 < donbueno> the next day caesararum bought me a bottle of whiskey * donbueno hugs caesararum < koryk> donbueno: http://www.reddit.com/r/compsci/comments/7jyhm/this_is_my_senior_project_javascript_based/ < donbueno> koryk: now splain that to 1st grader < donbueno> that pic is from pushing daisies < donbueno> omg alienate ur a tf2 player i will fucking pwn u <+Alienate> donbueno, no you wont < donbueno> chromakode: that pic ur gf sent u is pushing daisies < koryk> donbueno: what is your steam account? < chromakode> donbueno: thanks for the info < chromakode> donbueno: my gf thanks you. < donbueno> tell her thanks for the other night < donbueno> OHH DAMN < donbueno> im the best engi eva < donbueno> and demo < donbueno> i love me some pyr0z too < koryk> donbueno: what is your steam name? < donbueno> I would tell you but the kid that had the sexbox moved out < donbueno> no have game now < donbueno> engi jut so much fun < donbueno> nothing better in fps than a well placed engi or team of good engis < donbueno> make the offensive just cringe and yell at each other on vent < donbueno> weird < donbueno> its a small huge internet < donbueno> i got a crew since 2001 on ET and WOW < donbueno> i hang out on there vent sometimes < donbueno> good people lotsa stay at home dads lol < donbueno> go figure < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/compsci/comments/7jyhm/this_is_my_senior_project_javascript_based/c06vm73 < donbueno> lol < donbueno> u got an admirer -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] <+Alienate> seen donbuenospenis < thecatbot> I have no record of ever seeing donbuenospenis anywhere! :( -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> sup sup < koryk> http://www.lolcatpics.com/images/wherethe.jpg <- donbueno

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< donbueno> lol < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7k4b9/for_anyone_that_has_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ < donbueno> anyoen seen that < donbueno> who me? < donbueno> ohhh okay! < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYf0RQWcHc < donbueno> thats larry david getting high < donbueno> ohh yeah shitty whiskey < donbueno> where is nix0nn < donbueno> he prolly had a threesome last nite < donbueno> lol < donbueno> wow old firends great stories < donbueno> wtf are u asshats up too < donbueno> lol my buddy brought over an xbox and left4dead but my old shitty tv only has a input for cable < donbueno> u can do it with yourself! < donbueno> i know i konw it sounds crazy! < donbueno> BEST OF < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/redditirc/comments/7k744/caesararum_maybe_if_all_of_my_exes_werent_such/ < donbueno> koryk: youre all like "hey it doenst count when im all hulked out going smash on that ass" < donbueno> alienate: yep me too < donbueno> or i do even worse I compare her to the girl in kansas < donbueno> hahahah shower man in the shower < donbueno> I got literally shoved onto the floor cause of my shower theory so be careful < donbueno> ahaahahahahhaaah * donbueno dies < donbueno> yeah if a chick no anals then just try and slip it in while in the shower < donbueno> i know no slipping that in < donbueno> hmm i would < donbueno> cause that shit scares me i can get real dirty lol’ < caesararum> donbueno: is your "girl in kansas" an archetype, or a girl that got away? < donbueno> caesararum: the one that got away and burned a whole in my soul that hasnt allowed me to have a real relationship since and I always end up never returning their calls and .... <+Alienate> donbueno, im the same fucking way < caesararum> donbueno: ahh. For me that’s the german girl < donbueno> alienate: it sucks cause a year or maybe less youre like "WTF WHY DIDNT I JUST STAY WITH THAT CHICK" < donbueno> caesararum: nope still cant mines been 8 wow * donbueno slams whikkey < donbueno> SO i got this theory < donbueno> OKAY < donbueno> you guys ever ahd any friends who were cool as shit date some fucking dumb bitch < donbueno> they take the cool from ur friends < donbueno> ur friend ends up a shell of himself < donbueno> and the chick is actually better <+Alienate> donbueno, and I broke up with her < donbueno> Alienate: ohhhh damn < donbueno> hornaday? < donbueno> lol did u goto coronado? < donbueno> ohh fuck that but atleast wiccan is baptist < donbueno> isnt

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< donbueno> alienate sometimes people go through phases to figure out what they are interested in < donbueno> you know < donbueno> i was punk for a long time < donbueno> i no longer have a chain wallet... < caesararum> donbueno: sounds like how I imagine you < donbueno> huh? < caesararum> so I thought that was donbueno posting the pic when it was koryk <+Alienate> donbueno, but they always accused me of making fun of them < caesararum> and I was all like "that’s not donbueno" < donbueno> hahahaha < donbueno> link me pic < donbueno> lol alienate i burn sage everytime i get home < caesararum> donbueno: scroll up mofo < donbueno> i like the smell reminds me of taos nm < donbueno> caesararum: aye < donbueno> no i dig N< < donbueno> NM < donbueno> alienate yeah they could be jesus candles <+Alienate> donbueno, I could handle that more than wiccans < donbueno> wow < donbueno> lol that pic < donbueno> looks like my life < donbueno> hahahah < donbueno> kinda i like the NOFX on the back < caesararum> donbueno: that’s why I was so confused < donbueno> lol yeah colo < donbueno> no chicks < donbueno> heh i can find an old pic of me < donbueno> one sec < donbueno> i want sexes with those chicks < donbueno> GIVE NOW < donbueno> wow alienate < donbueno> that was prophetic < donbueno> fucking alienate still has + < donbueno> http://i40.tinypic.com/ta1zib.jpg < donbueno> me from 2003 < donbueno> sorry < donbueno> its old < caesararum> donbueno: and small < donbueno> or 2005 not sure < donbueno> well it was a fucking webcxam < donbueno> thats my ninja dread attack < donbueno> I DEMAND A + !! < caesararum> "I wouldn’t have sex with you with donbueno’s dick, and tuguy pushing" < donbueno> WHAT < caesararum> donbueno: just an analogy < donbueno> who said dat1 < caesararum> donbueno: my friend from the army < donbueno> ohh he saw my pic? < donbueno> im confused < donbueno> OHHH shit lol i forgot i have a myspace < donbueno> but fuck that im not giving it to you destructive fucks < donbueno> although you could guess it rather easily < donbueno> ohh

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< donbueno> yeah i cant get it up without allot of beer if a chicks not hot < donbueno> i just cant < donbueno> maybe 3 not hot chicks < donbueno> whatever < donbueno> www.myspace.com/donbueno < donbueno> meh have fun destroying me < donbueno> all pictures taken by me < donbueno> ohh yeah alienate that is the red rocks lot < donbueno> ever heard of "ghostland observatory" anyone? < donbueno> www.myspace.com/donbueno < donbueno> lol = short for parking lot < donbueno> wow < donbueno> heh < donbueno> lot = short for parking lot < donbueno> wow < donbueno> lol < donbueno> heh < donbueno> wow i havent seen my shit in a long time wow < donbueno> i was a awesome photographer < donbueno> ive hunt pheasant from that tub < caesararum> Alienate: how do you think I feel? My client is coloring both you and donbueno the same color < donbueno> http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=48955308&albumId=481012 < donbueno> there u go < donbueno> buncha diff shit < donbueno> caesararum: is that what u thought? < donbueno> wow alienate i hope u die of aids <+Alienate> donbueno, I dont plan on fucking your mother any time soon < donbueno> look all those pics are from like concerts so yeah < donbueno> im not like photogenic lol < donbueno> hey im a harry hippie < donbueno> i have no shame < donbueno> its only ppl like alienate that move to colorado and then bitch about it that have the shame < donbueno> that made no sense < donbueno> lol fuck a bunch of myspace < donbueno> we should just drop madoff over on the gaza strip with the palestinians <+Alienate> donbueno, you hurt my feelings < donbueno> lol i was wondering the delay < donbueno> so you foudn ur feelers < donbueno> grats < donbueno> lol i poured whiskey no chase < donbueno> huzzzah <@livejamie> take that, donbueno < donbueno> zzz < donbueno> ahh man we had caesararum all talking and shit < caesararum> donbueno: I am not as frustrated at the moment < donbueno> hmmm < donbueno> really < donbueno> do u drink? < donbueno> liquid courage? < caesararum> donbueno: I can’t hold more than four or five drinks and then I puke <+Alienate> till you opened my eyes, donbueno

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< donbueno> Alienate: i do that alienate welcome praise bob www.subgenius.com < donbueno> well caeasararum IDK what to tell you < caesararum> donbueno: It’s not that I don’t want to talk with them, I don’t want to talk, period < donbueno> i always got some shit to talk about < donbueno> damn u got burned < donbueno> eh? < donbueno> yar i remember < donbueno> those exist < donbueno> NIX0NN WHIKKEY NIGHT! < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i been waiting for muh channel drunk < donbueno> yar i know u partied last nite < donbueno> how was it? < donbueno> u seemed a little lit when u left < donbueno> i was worried u were gonna start pucnhing bitches again < donbueno> i called oprah she said ti was OKAY < donbueno> lol u still dig the ex? < donbueno> kinda... < donbueno> werd < donbueno> me and kory gonna go drink next week me thinks < donbueno> i had a friend in college his mom fucked us < donbueno> not me but my firends < donbueno> yeah dude i was with u caesararum < donbueno> i didnt want any of that shit although one night we sucked face at a bar and had her number < donbueno> WOOT < donbueno> i almost called her a couple times while drunk jus tto say i fucked a mom < donbueno> i shoulda have... < donbueno> she was bonkers though < donbueno> i honestly dont watch psycho bitches i fuck to know where i live < donbueno> that was a lesson QUICKLY learend in college < caesararum> donbueno: yes, I almost didn’t let my ex know where I lived, but thus far the distance keeps her from dropping by < donbueno> i had some chicks brother come over trying to kick my ass she was that fat girl i told u guys my friends were spying on me with i was syaing "dude she gave me head and shes fucking nasty you sould be thanking me" < donbueno> ohh yeah < donbueno> god damnit < donbueno> and then u dont have a clean break you like leave shit at the house or vice versea < donbueno> so u inevitably have to talk to them again < donbueno> indeed < donbueno> wtf does that mean < donbueno> yar < donbueno> seriously < donbueno> im bout to put on dire straits < donbueno> communique < donbueno> im already 3 drinks in < donbueno> god damnit I want to smoke < donbueno> this sucks < donbueno> nix0nn yeah I got handle of whikke < donbueno> ahh GG < donbueno> i have hula hooped there < donbueno> heh * donbueno loves the string cheese incident

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< donbueno> ohh yeah caesararum < donbueno> dont listen to alienate < donbueno> they are good < donbueno> and will change your life < donbueno> ....if you see them live that is < donbueno> and take an amazing amount of drugs < donbueno> JELLO! < donbueno> yeah I delete shit as i watch it only got 150 gig on this lappy < donbueno> just got all the kitchen nightmares lol I love watching that shit (used to run a couple restraunts) < caesararum> donbueno I have over 2 tb all told < donbueno> in college caesararum i had like 900 or so gigs of pure music < donbueno> that was allot for me it was like 3 hds or 4 dont remember < donbueno> pure as in it was only music no movies < donbueno> god it takes u that long < donbueno> EAT SHIT AND DIRE < donbueno> WOLF! < donbueno> FUCK YOU < donbueno> OHHH NOEZ < donbueno> IM DRUNK < donbueno> I GOT MY DRINK DOWN < donbueno> ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT < donbueno> ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT < donbueno> ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT < donbueno> wow im i really gonna pass out before 7 om <+Alienate> donbueno has problems < donbueno> you smell like robots < donbueno> i was tripping face in austin tx and that was on a dumpster it made me fall over it was so funny < donbueno> my friends and I are obssesed with robots and dumps < donbueno> nope < donbueno> not yet < donbueno> im not above it human experience is my sauce < donbueno> alienate ur just pissed cause im all at home comfy and ur at work with routers that have speakers < donbueno> BEEP < donbueno> lol that is funny "my router beeped me " < donbueno> yeah right < donbueno> how old r these ppl < donbueno> ur age or older? < donbueno> its like the old school dialups that what the think < donbueno> they expect that old sound < donbueno> zateam sup < donbueno> naw tuguy is 18 < donbueno> or someting < donbueno> 19 < donbueno> i think < donbueno> jesus god katie couric looks like pumpkinhead < donbueno> yeap < donbueno> you seen phantasm alienate? <+Alienate> donbueno, of course < donbueno> NEIN1 < donbueno> aye me too < donbueno> i just plowed though all the hellraiser couplemonths ago

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< donbueno> LOL the space hellraiser < donbueno> I even stole a huge bruce campbell doll from that mexican loser on my floor < donbueno> its up for sale lol < donbueno> so is my greenstar bong its beaker style 18inch 4mm thick glass < donbueno> i think that thickness is correct < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7k4b9/for_anyone_that_has_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ < donbueno> NO KICK < donbueno> just + me i will never link it again < donbueno> its not right that alienate my mortal enemy hold rank above < donbueno> err digital enemy < donbueno> god damnit spanking kids doesnt do shit < donbueno> caesararuam < donbueno> well wtf u made up a word < donbueno> i was gonna ask was the first 4 lines begining and the last few improv * donbueno goes to google cromulent < donbueno> what < donbueno> the < donbueno> fuck < donbueno> A humorous neologism coined by television writer David X. Cohen for The Simpsons episode 3F13, "Lisa the Iconoclast". < donbueno> hahaha opec is still so fucked < donbueno> they have ships waiting to get into the country < donbueno> thats why they cutting < donbueno> the whole world is fucked and right now were just in the lag time the time between the economy and the market and our lives all come to the conclusion "PARTYS OVER" and someone needs to play in the spirit of switters and tom robbins "Send in the clowns" < donbueno> damn chia garfield < donbueno> i just dont get it caesararum < donbueno> its a play on caesar < donbueno> caesar-a-rum < caesararum> donbueno: It means legitimate, but being an illegitimate word, it’s ironic < donbueno> its not after like little casears pizza < donbueno> ohh k < donbueno> i know some latin but didnt know that should have < donbueno> ohh I c thanks < donbueno> now change ur name < donbueno> to bob < donbueno> well < donbueno> Don is latin spanish for Father < donbueno> and bueno is spanish texan for good and a place where u get tacos! < donbueno> i dig i dig < donbueno> why is that funny < donbueno> just a chick on cell phone I seen dat * donbueno has been around < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> the robots are testing the digital system < donbueno> they say < donbueno> if you see it u have digital < donbueno> if you dont youdont < donbueno> WELL FUCKING TAHNKS AFUOSIDFJ SIL"J D < donbueno> AI uo[ opadsjfo < donbueno> i < donbueno> asdgfds < donbueno> g ghi

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< donbueno> wrgHWlol < donbueno> I HAVE NO DIGITAL < donbueno> HAHAHAH < donbueno> WORLDS OVER < donbueno> sorry guys i freaked out < donbueno> lol * donbueno knows too much < donbueno> sooo uhh its been like 2 mins so they switched before the deadline < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> this is very scifi < donbueno> wtf is going on does anyone else still have antennae lol i feel so lame for asking < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i do too < donbueno> on my tv < donbueno> why was that pic funny? < donbueno> i used too until someone stole it < donbueno> http://hitlr.de/channel/reddit/proxy.php?u=aHR0cDovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PThEcEx5UTF6bDN3 < donbueno> lookk at those tities < donbueno> at the end < donbueno> HUGE RACK SFW < donbueno> other than man ass < donbueno> http://hitlr.de/channel/reddit/proxy.php?u=aHR0cDovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PTQtY0tQazF4NkIw < donbueno> drunk looking for his shoe for 5 mins < donbueno> lol < donbueno> they made tom cruise say "i think all psycological and emotional problems can be solved with vicks vapor rub" < donbueno> thats pretty funny < donbueno> this is fucking tight < donbueno> this is xmas music i can get down too < donbueno> WHAT < donbueno> OKAY < donbueno> 1 < donbueno> god damnit yeah < donbueno> and i shouldnt smoke < donbueno> i have 43 days to get clean < donbueno> thats enough right! < donbueno> i need to piss in a fucking cup < donbueno> a FUCKING CUP < donbueno> yar but i want to be sure < donbueno> and hey that was you in between the two chicks int he pic earlier < donbueno> yar and i can play racketball < donbueno> lol < donbueno> ohhhhkay < donbueno> HUUUUUUUWAT! < donbueno> so yeah thats the reason why we all exist < donbueno> you get that? < donbueno> damn i said i can never repeat it < donbueno> not or me it doesnt < donbueno> dude wtf is this cassette boy < donbueno> its just shit mixed all fucked up < donbueno> its reprogrammiing me < donbueno> dude Im bout to murder people

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< donbueno> mUahHAHAhsahdhASHD < donbueno> phew < donbueno> dude that music wow its good....toooo goood. < donbueno> sup < donbueno> lol < donbueno> "the system is down" < donbueno> me and buddy who listened to that one time in a play it again sports the chick goes sorry cant do that "the system is down" we started cracking < donbueno> http://www.myspace.com/bloodycassetteboy < donbueno> lol this shit is good < donbueno> im gonna play some C&C -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> lol reddit is funny < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7k6lg/i_did_what_reddit_commanded_me_to_do_told_my_dad/ < donbueno> what case? < donbueno> aye yar ur gamestation < donbueno> and as whippits < donbueno> ive never done it < donbueno> shit hippiecrack is way old school to me < donbueno> whippits < donbueno> i dont do them < donbueno> havent in like 14 years < donbueno> IDK wtf ur talking bout im just talking bout whippits < donbueno> and how duster ppl huff it like whippits < Originate> [7:22pm] donbueno: and as whippits < donbueno> what stickers < donbueno> god damnit i need cheezburger < donbueno> "jailhouse gets empty, ruby gets plenty........the bottoms stick gets shorter.....ruby gets hotter. cant fight against the youth cause were strong and a rude rude people cant fight against the youth, cause were stong and a rude rude people" < donbueno> "IN VERSION IN VERSION"" < donbueno> "what has been told to the wise is rooted yeah its gonnna be revieled to babes in sublime!! < donbueno> "in a rude rude people" < donbueno> "i had to be there i had to be there i had to be there i had to be there....it was the best day of my life < donbueno> YAR! < donbueno> JAILHOUSE GETS EMPTY < donbueno> RUBY GETS PLENTY < donbueno> THE BOTTOM STICK GET SHORTER < donbueno> RUBTY GETS TALLER! < donbueno> cant fight against the youth causewere sttong < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2024253 < donbueno> nice fawkes thanks < donbueno> epic sublime rage down < donbueno> "if i love bob marley .... < donbueno> sublime is epic < donbueno> "shoot heaven on down for you" < donbueno> see the more u say i say it too much the more I will say it < donbueno> "JUST CALL ME"1 < donbueno> "FUNKY FRESH LYRICS"

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< donbueno> LOL < donbueno> this shit is the best < donbueno> at any party you can put on sublime and everyone is like "okay right on" < donbueno> EVERYONE < donbueno> "smoke crack cocaine better than sensi" < donbueno> no shit sublime the great uniter < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/dj_bluesdaddy/blip/2024310 < Originate> donbueno: not if im at the party < donbueno> right < donbueno> you would be that one guy < donbueno> that everyone hates < donbueno> professor longhair PWNS < donbueno> listen to that blip < donbueno> and fucking cry alienate < donbueno> poopins is the man < donbueno> I LOVE POOPINS < Originate> donbueno: you missed an "o" < donbueno> damnit < donbueno> who was the guy that coined "bonarro" < donbueno> he played on the bands last walt < donbueno> waltz < donbueno> new orleans piano man < donbueno> FUCk < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> not prof longhair < donbueno> but.... < donbueno> DR JOHN < donbueno> U ASSHOLES < donbueno> DR FUCKING JOHBN < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2024404 < donbueno> EAT IT < donbueno> koryk: www.myspace.com/donbueno < donbueno> notice the page music < donbueno> I OWN U < donbueno> yeah ive been listening to them for years < donbueno> seen them bout 5 times < donbueno> good shit < donbueno> FUCK YOU CATBOT < donbueno> YOUR A GOD DAMN ROBOT < donbueno> yeah so ghostland is fucking tight but need new songs < koryk> to add donbueno < donbueno> EPIC [see originate] < donbueno> im blipping nothing but prof longhair < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2024451 < donbueno> prof longhair is the fuckin titties of the universe if they were dipped in carmel waterfalls of gold chocolate exctasy < donbueno> I HAVE TO GO WITH GOLDEN GIRLS CAUSE THEY SCARED < donbueno> i just traded my bong for a tv < donbueno> lol < donbueno> and it doesnt work < donbueno> lol < donbueno> yeah touch pads sucj < donbueno> wow no input option or tv < donbueno> nar i got a broken tv now

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< donbueno> awesome < donbueno> whose wanting a bong < donbueno> wow alice in chains with maynard from tool < donbueno> THEM BONES1 < donbueno> < donbueno> kaASoiads asafh < donbueno> f’dif a < donbueno> dspf asdfioshF S < donbueno> DR[GOJ SEF < donbueno> OUSD ]O < donbueno> HEsr g < donbueno> koryk: 2Q < donbueno> holy shit < donbueno> that said koryk < donbueno> : < donbueno> and it was totally just spazzing out < donbueno> dude i was just spazzing on the keyboard and ur name came out < donbueno> that sounded bad < donbueno> i was doing this < donbueno> aoiASD < donbueno> aewfk asfo’ < donbueno> jas fihjdsgf < donbueno> WSG < donbueno> SPOGJS E < donbueno> and it goes < donbueno> korky: 2q < donbueno> weirdness < donbueno> wow fucking angela lansbury from murder she wrote up in here < donbueno> yeah i def pressed tab < donbueno> but neways fuck off < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2026240 < donbueno> great song < donbueno> real chill < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2026385 < donbueno> WOW < donbueno> awesome song < donbueno> lol < donbueno> party time? < donbueno> WOOOOO! < donbueno> PARTY! < donbueno> OHH SHIT! < donbueno> originate: lol me too < donbueno> hahahah < donbueno> PARTY! < donbueno> LETS KILL A HOOOKER!2 < donbueno> lol caesararum < donbueno> we got live tities! < donbueno> just act like fucks and they will go away < donbueno> actually dont say anyihing < caesararum> donbueno: isn’t that what we always do? < donbueno> nope < donbueno> no1 ever here < Ashex> donbueno, the firewall my not allow access to ports that irc uses < donbueno> nein! < donbueno> home of the herpes

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< donbueno> tuguy! < donbueno> SUP! < donbueno> NACHOS! < donbueno> TIME AS MONEY! < donbueno> vote acrylicist! < donbueno> i know < donbueno> so i will < donbueno> lol < donbueno> TIME AS MONEY < donbueno> ! < donbueno> wow down time < donbueno> weird < donbueno> FREEBIRD! < donbueno> FREEBIRD! < donbueno> FREEBIRD! < donbueno> im trying to get them to leafe < donbueno> erikson < donbueno> yes < donbueno> and no < donbueno> but sometimes < donbueno> really bout prolapse < donbueno> hahahha < donbueno> HERPES < donbueno> WITH ACID < donbueno> zzz < donbueno> z < donbueno> zzz < donbueno> zzz < donbueno> soo..,.... < donbueno> i saw a duck the other day < donbueno> tuguy i got a link for u when reddits back up < donbueno> its gonna trip u out < donbueno> yar narwahleway < donbueno> EVERYONE BACK TO REDDIT < donbueno> WERE GOING STREAKING < donbueno> lol elvis is pretty good mystery trains got a nice sound < donbueno> thank god thats over < donbueno> everyone seriously this channel sucks leave < donbueno> i think < donbueno> we prolly got a few sragglers < donbueno> i usually enjoyed these rushes < donbueno> but these days < donbueno> naw < donbueno> who like to knit? < donbueno> i have knittings to make < donbueno> will you make knittings wit me < donbueno> PLEASE1 < donbueno> nar nar < donbueno> make it funky < donbueno> all our ircs combine to form < donbueno> CAPTAIN PLANET < donbueno> HEART < donbueno> WIND < donbueno> EARTH

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< donbueno> FIRE < donbueno> what were the others? < donbueno> i said fire yo < donbueno> might be CHOAD < Originate> donbueno: are you talking about your choad again? < donbueno> Originate: OF COURSE1 < donbueno> Originate: WHO ISNT! < donbueno> Originate: MR ABBAZABBA YOU MY ONLY FRIEND < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2026866 < donbueno> go < donbueno> never come back < donbueno> chucky cheesE1 < donbueno> and crystals pizza1 < donbueno> Originate: THE BROBOTS < donbueno> i want ur number < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> ahhaaha < donbueno> tuguy: has ur picture < donbueno> and knows where u live < donbueno> yep < donbueno> makes me look einsteinish < donbueno> lol neil diamnod < donbueno> REACHIN OUT < donbueno> TOUCHING ME < donbueno> TOUCHING YOU < donbueno> SWEET CAROLINE < donbueno> DA DA DA < donbueno> GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEM SO GOOD < donbueno> I BEEN INCLINED < donbueno> TO BELELIEVE THE NEVER WOULD < donbueno> LOOK AT THE NIGHT < donbueno> IN THE DAWN SEEM SO LONELY < donbueno> WE FIL IT UP WITH ONLY TWO < donbueno> AND WHEN I HURT < donbueno> HURTING COMES OFF MY SHOUDLER < donbueno> SA"SJOP < donbueno> ZCnl haahaha < donbueno> i pissed my pants < donbueno> TOYCGHJNG YOUUAS < donbueno> SWEET CAROLINE1 < donbueno> DA DA <@Paradox> donbueno, stfu < donbueno> DA < donbueno> lol < donbueno> neil diamond came up on blip < donbueno> the whole house is laughing < donbueno> watching me type it as he sings < donbueno> NOW GET THE FUCK OUT < donbueno> yar well some are on tvs < donbueno> nein bout 5 ppl here < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/Sardonicus_II/blip/2026962 < drebola> q2 what is donbueno’s favorite song < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/Sardonicus_II/blip/2026962 < donbueno> ficl i

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< donbueno> EAT SHIT AND DIE < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/Sardonicus_II/blip/2026962 < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/Sardonicus_II/blip/2026962 < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/Sardonicus_II/blip/2026962 < donbueno> anything cameo < donbueno> www.last.fm/donbueno < drebola> sorry donbueno, I didn’t mean for you to interpret that as an invitation to talk to us about your musical tastez < donbueno> OHHH NOERZ its okay i just own ur ace < donbueno> lolz eat shit < donbueno> seriously u need to leave cause originate says u got hep c < donbueno> no yellows here < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2027087 < donbueno> no. < donbueno> go. < donbueno> home. < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2027116 * donbueno is not mexican < donbueno> but shit thats good < donbueno> wow u and alienate would get along < donbueno> wow so much to think about < donbueno> yeah for realz < donbueno> chromakode: i can heal < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/hurts_my_eyes/comments/7jemd/get_rid_of_the_background_image_at_least_it_was/ Is what i say < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/by_starla/blip/2027171 < donbueno> yo la tengo < donbueno> heh great song < donbueno> www.blip.fm < drebola> i don’t know how to work it, donbueno < donbueno> there u go < donbueno> well its really hard < donbueno> lemme draw up some diagrams < donbueno> sire < donbueno> visio is possible * donbueno bows < donbueno> yeah wtf am i doing < donbueno> and the acid! < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2027234 < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2027234 < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2027234 < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2027234 < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2027234 < donbueno> narnie moto < donbueno> right click "copy link location" < donbueno> on the date and time < donbueno> blip is goood < donbueno> silver jews < donbueno> never heard of them < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2027271 < donbueno> SCI < donbueno> PWNS < donbueno> sup tobsn < donbueno> u hear it now bola?

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< donbueno> it depends on the crowd how well they play < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> that term doesnt apply < donbueno> they were that before that term existed < donbueno> NOW they are but its bullshit < donbueno> all bands jam < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> tool fucking jams < donbueno> im just saying i hate teh moniker < donbueno> SCI is my good time feeling band < donbueno> ill look up a video for u < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU88MoZqopw&feature=related < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU88MoZqopw&feature=related < donbueno> wait till bout 3 mins < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU88MoZqopw&feature=related < donbueno> damn lazers < donbueno> are awesome < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU88MoZqopw&feature=related < donbueno> wow that sci show is epic < donbueno> wait till 3:45 < donbueno> YAR < donbueno> WE GOT SACUE < donbueno> no < donbueno> this channel is lame unless reddit is down < donbueno> no1 ever here < donbueno> and if they are they aer assholes < donbueno> no this place fucking sucks < donbueno> FUCK U ASSHOLES < donbueno> WHY U CALL ME GEY < donbueno> yar < donbueno> ketralnis: WTF < donbueno> I raped a lamp < donbueno> yar < donbueno> me narsness < donbueno> PEACE < donbueno> IM OUT < donbueno> EVERYONE FUCK THIS PLACE < donbueno> yeah so is reddit < russe11> donbueno: I’d just say less so < donbueno> im just trying to get ppl to leave < donbueno> REDDITS BACK < donbueno> www.reddit.com < russe11> Thanks, donbueno < donbueno> YES < donbueno> FUCK US < donbueno> FUCKING SHIT GET OUT ON A POGO STICK OF HELL < donbueno> I LIKE THE AIDS TO BE AROUND ME BUT NOT ON ME < donbueno> " < donbueno> "We no stranger to love" < donbueno> "you know the rules and so do i"p < donbueno> "i just wanna tell you how im felling" < donbueno> " < donbueno> "we known each other for so long" < donbueno> "

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< donbueno> "we know the game and we gonna play it" < donbueno> "never gonna give you up never gonnna let you down never gonna run aroud and desert you" < donbueno> "NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE" < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> WE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SOL ONG < donbueno> WE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SOL ONG < donbueno> WE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SOL ONG < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < Gracenotes> donbueno: no spamming < chromakode> donbueno: stop, please. < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> NEVER GONNA GIVE < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO < donbueno> OHHHH GIVE YOU UIO -!- donbueno was kicked from #reddit by ketralnis [ketralnis] < russe11> It did. Thank you Gracenotes "00:18 Ignoring ALL from donbueno" -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> sorry < donbueno> i have acids < donbueno> on my brain < donbueno> sorry < donbueno> my acids < donbueno> they toook controll < britishben> donbueno: they have surgery for that now. < donbueno> god damnit did ketralnis have to kick me < donbueno> hah

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< donbueno> figures < donbueno> it was stuck < donbueno> but it wasnt < donbueno> dude i own this chan <@ketralnis> donbueno: you do? * donbueno shivers * donbueno apologizes lost control of the sauce < donbueno> reddit is < donbueno> yar i am < donbueno> back when efnet #exceed < donbueno> was where u got the shits < donbueno> well it had the best warez channel < donbueno> and #2600 was there < donbueno> was freenode around in 1996? < donbueno> im not sure < donbueno> it was like undernet, efnet, newnet < donbueno> nosrepa: yeah i had that stage of my life < donbueno> i realy just got here like u guys one day the site was down and said something bout irc < donbueno> i go "damn its been awhile since irc" < donbueno> been here since < donbueno> its touching < donbueno> lol yeah < donbueno> chanlist < donbueno> heh * donbueno nods < donbueno> nein < donbueno> /b/ free < donbueno> sup poopins! < donbueno> holy shit what is not bacon? < donbueno> almost everythign * donbueno mind blown < donbueno> last nite i had a bacon and peanut butter sammich < donbueno> it was good < donbueno> kinda a salty and sweet deal < donbueno> it wasnt bad really < donbueno> i used maple syrup bacon < donbueno> Im gonna record the first "bacon lab" video next week i did it last week but the camera ran outta juice....im gonna show you how to cook 4 pieces of bacon stacked on top of each other < donbueno> "bacon lab" was supported by bernie madoff so were taking donations < donbueno> all the bacon research money was lost < donbueno> Stella Artois! < donbueno> YAR! < donbueno> ketralnis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_WyObcPV_0 <@ketralnis> donbueno: wtf? < donbueno> heh < donbueno> shits weird huh < donbueno> norway it is! < donbueno> the equally pretty part is kinda creepy < donbueno> tuguy u see this < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_WyObcPV_0 < chromakode> donbueno: is that what tripping is like? < donbueno> yes < donbueno> exactly < donbueno> its actually perfect

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< donbueno> the beauty is that many movies and tv shows have tried to do that < donbueno> it was a norwegian kid using photoshop[ < donbueno> that got it right < donbueno> time traveling suitcase.... < donbueno> you mean lou gage < donbueno> actually no you dont < donbueno> eureka < donbueno> and lavender trees < donbueno> nar nar nar whale < donbueno> i didnt mean to type that < donbueno> so fuck yes. < donbueno> yeah really i typed and freaked out it was liek HOLY SHIT NARWHALS ARE TELEPATHICALLY TELLING ME HOW AWESOME THEY ARE < donbueno> no1 told me that < donbueno> at the same time < donbueno> we all do < donbueno> twoguy has a unique perspective on all this < donbueno> < donbueno> that was my cocktail napkin graphic < donbueno> AMEN < donbueno> AMEN < donbueno> i just spilt a shit ton of beer on my keyboard < donbueno> not good < donbueno> febreze this shit < donbueno> , < donbueno> z nl;asC B cv < donbueno> L.0/KGDS U8 < donbueno> < donbueno> < donbueno> sorry < donbueno> had tooo < donbueno> nice < donbueno> widespread panic < donbueno> FTW < koryk> besides donbueno < donbueno> alienate is the troll < donbueno> i just troll him < donbueno> and he trolls everyone else < donbueno> yep < donbueno> he means well < donbueno> just has a funny way of saying it < donbueno> twoguy: no u dont < donbueno> dont leave < donbueno> u r #reddit < donbueno> NARF < donbueno> zzz < donbueno> acrylicist is the enemyu < donbueno> im drunkl < donbueno> wtf happened to our channel -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> is it over? < donbueno> afuck. < donbueno> then im out again < donbueno> im not coming back until its gone -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox

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3.0.4/2008102920]"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> sup < donbueno> i thought u meant reddit was stil down < donbueno> lol last nite was retarded < donbueno> ketralnis bitch slapped me < donbueno> heh < donbueno> i was outta control drunk though < donbueno> im so fucking hungover today < donbueno> i cant open my eyes < donbueno> lets just hope #reddit never goes down again < donbueno> err reddit.com < donbueno> wtf nix0n i got outta control drunk last nite in here < donbueno> u were suppose to be my broah and tell me to go home < donbueno> http://youtube.com/watch?v=DDLlEh0x2XA < donbueno> this guys is awesome < donbueno> more ppl need to do this < donbueno> ive been through these stops < donbueno> its fucked up < donbueno> PAPERS PLEASE < donbueno> lol < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/7k7yx/new_checkpointusa_video_can_you_believe_this_shit/43 < donbueno> read that shit one comment < donbueno> ill prolly be drinking tonite < donbueno> hopefully reddit stays up < donbueno> www.rudder.com < donbueno> lol < donbueno> my prepaid walmart card wont work < donbueno> I said fuck the bank < donbueno> nuggets? < donbueno> what u gettin qp’s for? < donbueno> where u at man < donbueno> kirchoff that is < donbueno> i think just bout everyone gets there nuggets from someone else < donbueno> if u read above nix0n said Ill sell some herb, not "i grow and sell herb" < donbueno> that would be retarded < donbueno> wtf nix0n < donbueno> hook it up < donbueno> i need to make super coffe < donbueno> ohh fuck u < donbueno> FUCK YOU < donbueno> and i loveyou < donbueno> and im coming to sac to visit < donbueno> I did a couple west coast string cheese incident tours < donbueno> sacramento is pretty nice < donbueno> its funny how a bunch of people in here have lived in texas at one point < donbueno> did you ever goto barton springs? or hippie hallow? < donbueno> damn < donbueno> see a concert at the backyard? < donbueno> in bee cave < donbueno> at the backyard? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> texadelphia?

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< donbueno> STUBBS < donbueno> i wrote my thesis on stubbs < donbueno> well CB stubblefield < donbueno> rudys < donbueno> yeah that shit is good * donbueno wants briskey < donbueno> lol brisket and whiskey < donbueno> BRISKEY < donbueno> I put a massive dent in the handle last nite < donbueno> and my liver < donbueno> haz no dinner < donbueno> yep < donbueno> you put it in her ear? < donbueno> WEVE ALL DONE IT < donbueno> right nix0n you told me this the other day but you never said wha happen < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> that rocks but sucks < donbueno> i was in college at a art show < donbueno> and i used to have dreads down to my ass < donbueno> this is in lubbock tx so stuck out like sore thumb < donbueno> i was walking down this hallway and i get my hair pulled < donbueno> i turn around and there is this cute young indian girl < donbueno> i go "what you just gonna pull my hair and not even say anything? < donbueno> i was standing there with my philo prof and my neighbor < donbueno> she goes "me and my friend want to have a threesome" < donbueno> she kinda stepped aside and her friend was not that cute < donbueno> so yeah i took them home and fucked them, I am not even positive they were of age < donbueno> im not cool or a pimp < donbueno> it was totally random < donbueno> basically i had dreads they wanted to fuck < donbueno> my philo prof gave me shit for like 2 years < donbueno> i took all his classes he was like my guru < donbueno> whats really funny is my neighbor was a older fat ass lesbian < donbueno> I think she wanted in too LULZ sorry im the only fatty allowed here < donbueno> wow i miss college < jals> donbueno: have you ever been in a turkish prison? < donbueno> yeah wtf gtfo < donbueno> we kicked kevin rose out last nite < donbueno> jals: that would be a no < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> i think last nites downing was maybe the worst < donbueno> usually they seem to be in the morning no so bad < donbueno> yeah not good for #reddit < donbueno> yeah digtards < donbueno> i was acting even more retarded then they were hoping they would leave < donbueno> woot < donbueno> lol originate i was outta control drunk < donbueno> i had to apologize to ketralnis lol < donbueno> peace < donbueno> anyone know how many ppl we got up to last nite? < donbueno> yar < donbueno> forgot bout that < donbueno> cnbc is such bullshit < donbueno> well they are going on bout how the euro might die

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< donbueno> heh < donbueno> as we devalue the dollar even more and japan starts screaming WTF < donbueno> nix0n: what do you do for works < donbueno> wtf tuguy has surpassed me in stats < donbueno> this is unpossiblew < donbueno> he must come in here around 4am and just past full books in here < donbueno> lol forgot bout this < donbueno> http://redditgotmedrunk.tumblr.com/ < donbueno> mmm funyuns anyone had the fire funyuns? < donbueno> no1 does < donbueno> yeah u didnt see the PM < donbueno> i swear acrylicist did know that either the other day I linked im so much shit he never saw lol < donbueno> why does excel fucking hate me < donbueno> its okay until u need to chart then it just FUCKS u in the ass < donbueno> yeap < donbueno> thats how aesome caesararum is < donbueno> its genius < donbueno> thats why im the first internet homeless drunk hobo < donbueno> whatteh allot of ppl found this last nite it happens every time its down < donbueno> usually bout 2-3 ppl stick around < donbueno> most of us r at work < donbueno> its how i found this place i hadnt used irc since like 1995 or something I swore id never leave < donbueno> but that was like 6 months ago < donbueno> thats genius nix0n wow < donbueno> nope < donbueno> nix0n: my friends would be like "lol fuck that" < donbueno> its a happy channel until alienate gets here < donbueno> and even then he serves his purpose < donbueno> ohh I C send an email "hey lets fucking rage this weekend donate here ill buy all the booze" < donbueno> then go outta town < donbueno> acrylicist: eyoooo! < donbueno> can you make xchat transparent? < donbueno> hahah nix0n dude thats partying to another level * donbueno goes to download xchat < donbueno> thanks aperson < donbueno> so acrylicist were u here for my outta control drunking last nite? < acrylicist> donbueno: I missed it, would have to hook up the Tivo on the log to see it again < acrylicist> donbueno: wtf is up with the out of control drinking? :) < acrylicist> 00:21 < donbueno> i said fire yo < acrylicist> 00:21 < donbueno> might be CHOAD < acrylicist> 00:00 < donbueno> PARTY! < acrylicist> 00:00 < donbueno> LETS KILL A HOOOKER!2 < donbueno> hah < donbueno> i was trying to get ppl to leave by being a drunk arse < donbueno> but i back fired and ketralnis regulated upon me < donbueno> yeah last nite was outta control in here < donbueno> i forgot acrylicist would eventually come with the logs and shame me < acrylicist> 23:23 < donbueno> wow fucking angela lansbury from murder she wrote up in here < donbueno> ahaahhah < donbueno> i ref murder she wrote < donbueno> hahaha

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< donbueno> i still feel shame < donbueno> im gonna self post in redditirc a apology < donbueno> i used to goto ELY a bunch for canoeing < donbueno> nice higways < donbueno> acrylicist you need to pm some of my finer moments I barely remember shit < donbueno> all i know is it started cause I couldnt get C&C to run properly on my brahs comp so we said fuck it lets rage < donbueno> next thing i know im singing lyrics in this channel < donbueno> I would be hooked up < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/redditirc/comments/7kbx6/this_is_the_official_donbueno_apology_for_last/ < donbueno> peace aperson < donbueno> next time ill webcam my raging < donbueno> lol im glad the video camera didnt come out last nite < donbueno> I woke up with french fries in my eye < donbueno> i didnt even eat dinner < donbueno> poopins is the man < donbueno> acrylicist you see bout chrysler and japan today? < donbueno> japanese are gonna get pissed eventually turn into protectionism like in the 30s tariffs on everything < donbueno> lol they are making sparks take out caffeine wtf < donbueno> sparks pwns when ur on a bender < donbueno> http://stormwater.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/teahupoo_1.jpg < donbueno> that looks AWESOME1 < Alienate> donbueno, didnt anyone ever tell you that IRC means never having to say youre sorry? < donbueno> lol I still feel shame for last nite < donbueno> and acrylicist shamed me with posting logs < acrylicist> donbueno: chrysler’s buying japan with their bailout money? < donbueno> apparently in my drunken stooper I ref "murder she wrote" and angela lansbury < donbueno> acrylicist: im saying the dollar is devaluing and the manufacturers here love it but in the end the japanes and import cars are gonna take a hit < donbueno> acrylicist: I guess im just saying this is headed to protectionism.... < acrylicist> donbueno: headed? :) We’re already there. < donbueno> they had a couple guys on cnbc this morning it was pretty good one guy was a manufacturer one was financials < donbueno> erin burnette at one point "maybe the euro will die" < donbueno> WTF! as the dollar goes spelunking * donbueno is highly unproductive today * donbueno thinks no more week drink < donbueno> ahah < donbueno> thats the one funny thing catbot does < donbueno> acrylicist: yeah this lag time < donbueno> acrylicist: i wonder when the big < donbueno> woops < donbueno> OMGWTFBBQ happens < donbueno> scientology isnt that bad I cant hate it cause its just like my religion www.subgenius.com except mine you get eternal salvation or triple your money back < donbueno> YET < donbueno> were working on it < donbueno> acrylicist: you see that video of the guy in the highway stop check? < donbueno> i love banana bread < donbueno> fucking butter and shit all up in the microwave dawg < Alienate> donbueno, I had to make something and I make a wicked banana bread < acrylicist> donbueno: no, didn’t see it-- was this the one with the marines?

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< donbueno> its like my childhood memory food < donbueno> acrylicist: i cant remember the name of the site he has done this a few times he goes through the checks and is very smart its good video < acrylicist> donbueno: or is this the one with the interior border patrol check where the guy breaks the woman’s cript < donbueno> acrylicist: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DDLlEh0x2XA < donbueno> you have head diabetes < donbueno> acrylicist: he is very smart in his approach < acrylicist> donbueno: I think he’s using a lot of the knowledge from CommonLaw < donbueno> acrylicist: says the officers names always says there name he goes "why am i being stopped" they go "are u a us citizen" then it goes into a loop of "can I go?"...."r u citizen" < donbueno> then they just let him go < donbueno> its way fucked up < acrylicist> donbueno: yeah, I’ve seen him do it before < donbueno> howdy fawkes < donbueno> acrylicist: this guy is new to me < donbueno> dude put bacon in it < Alienate> donbueno, I don’t eat pork :P < acrylicist> donbueno: I saw him do it to another DHS border patrol woman * donbueno had peanut butter bacon sammiches other nite < donbueno> hahah < donbueno> MUSLIM < donbueno> TERRORIST < donbueno> wow im on a list < donbueno> wtf alienate i drink because of how sad you are < donbueno> your life is so sad im a drunk because of it lol < donbueno> its cools < donbueno> acrylicist: i bet teh lady was a bigger bitch eh? < donbueno> acrylicist: the dudes in this stop seem to know whats going on and just kidna go along dont really get pissed < donbueno> yar i get paid today too < donbueno> gonna get blow and hookers tonite < donbueno> not in that order < donbueno> nix0n is coming in town < donbueno> so who wants alienates phone number to mass txt it < donbueno> isnt there a proggie i can get < donbueno> acrylicist: i sent you an email enjoy! < donbueno> acrylicist: thats the chart im trying to recreat in excel and its what has made me bleed anally < AlrightTiming> if it’s donbueno, blow and hookers < donbueno> haha < donbueno> already going to redditirc < donbueno> < donbueno> o wlpe i[ amd jot etmer man sory < donbueno> i need that on a shirt < donbueno> snap! < acrylicist> donbueno: this is the famous two-axis excell charting buttplug you’ve been trying to stuff? < donbueno> yeah I havent been trying hard cause I was busy with something else < donbueno> but right now its whats left < donbueno> i been avoiding it < donbueno> sorry its on its side I didnt scan it < donbueno> well wait < donbueno> heh < donbueno> nvm

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< donbueno> but yeah thats BCD < donbueno> one page < donbueno> 60 pages every 6 weeks 1 page reports bout every week < donbueno> ill start kicking you reports < donbueno> honestly < donbueno> we are so fucked < donbueno> i know u know this but i coulda spiel right there but i save the channel < donbueno> fromt hat < donbueno> HAT1 < acrylicist> donbueno: STOP FREaKING OUT < donbueno> I emailed a local excel teacher at the CC he is gonna come over show me how to do that chart for 50 bucks < donbueno> lol < donbueno> I just got his email saying sure lol < acrylicist> donbueno: nice < donbueno> ayep < donbueno> chrysler is grinning right now < donbueno> fuckers < acrylicist> donbueno: Throw ’em &=15m as well. < donbueno> LOL anyone here own a seabring GTFO < donbueno> this guy i worked with him before he is a odd one he might be down with time money < donbueno> wait was it seabring or seabreeze < donbueno> acrylicist: u see that pm? < donbueno> ITS PRIVATE MESSAGE < donbueno> except irc master log < donbueno> the one log file that logs all channels on every irc server < donbueno> if you look at it from afar it looks like the mona lisa < donbueno> all the words that is < donbueno> hahahaha * donbueno pokes alienate with a hot iron rod < donbueno> here that will help < donbueno> well its almost xmas < donbueno> my nephew this morning runs up to me "UNCLE DONBUENO 7 DAYS TO XMAS" < donbueno> yes my nephew calls me that < Alienate> donbueno, because you do have a strong christian name :P < donbueno> yep < donbueno> it had a huge battery charging thing < acrylicist> donbueno: this Chrysler thing pisses me off-- they closed ONLY the American plants < acrylicist> donbueno: so its basiclly extortion < donbueno> acrylicist: lol extortion yeah thats fucked up i never even noticed that < donbueno> damn alienate thats genius "uses more calories" < Alienate> donbueno, so i burn off the calories in the coffee just by drinking it < donbueno> i know genius < donbueno> I cant beleive i never realized that lol < donbueno> I only drink cold coffee so yeah im still fat though what gives < Alienate> donbueno, youre probably drinking coffee with lots of sugar < donbueno> nope no sugar < donbueno> just a little coffee mate < donbueno> WHOA alienate you grew up mormon? < Alienate> donbueno, fuck no... I grew up in the bible belt < Alienate> donbueno, they are just as crazy though * donbueno nods < donbueno> yeah but snake handling is kinda cool < donbueno> and speaking in tongues better than catholic mass

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< donbueno> sit down stand up kneel robot robot robot < donbueno> eat some shit < donbueno> your saved < donbueno> go talk shit bout ur neighbors < donbueno> well it does lead to.... me < Alienate> donbueno, if it lead to you then it has to be a sin < donbueno> ohh I can dance < Alienate> donbueno, you can dance like a hippie < donbueno> and not like those fags on youtube < donbueno> I got hippie moves < donbueno> and i can dance with hula hoop and devil sticks < donbueno> i can dance and load a bowl < donbueno> I can sitdown and try not to freak out while everyone else is dancing too < Alienate> donbueno, you have a misunderstanding here < donbueno> heh < donbueno> this is gonna be funny < donbueno> dude im not joking many times at shows people come up to me and go "damn dude you can dance" * donbueno is not lying < donbueno> for some reason i got sicked out dance moves < donbueno> I think its just casue i got mad rythmn most white people dont < donbueno> although it takes rythmn to walk < donbueno> most people can < donbueno> lol acrylicist u like my catholic church breakdown? < acrylicist> donbueno: ayup < donbueno> i forgot at end "be rude to server at restraunt after church" < donbueno> no thats black people < donbueno> and jewish ppl < Alienate> donbueno, this church I used to go to had an area where everyone would go, purchase and eat lunch after service < donbueno> and if your mexican and the table is mexican your fucked < donbueno> they will not tip shit * donbueno nods < donbueno> dude ive been to so much fucking catholic mass its why im so creative < donbueno> i was trying to say that I have this wild imagination cause i had to entertain myself for hours at church < donbueno> i had this one game i would play when chicks would go for communion < donbueno> "id fuck her" < donbueno> some people exams are papers < donbueno> heh < donbueno> like me < donbueno> alienate yeah i used to imagine me nailing bitches on the altar infront of everyone "FUCK YOU" < donbueno> heh < donbueno> wow very clockwork orange < donbueno> dude im fucked up < donbueno> "play hogs of the road" < Alienate> donbueno, ive been telling you that for weeks < donbueno> "I DONT LIKE WHAT YOU DID BRUDA" < donbueno> alieante ur just as fucked up as me < donbueno> i just like the sauce < donbueno> and music < donbueno> lol yeap < donbueno> i listened all day yester

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< donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2036554 have u blipped that yet acrylicist? < donbueno> alienate i think u already heard and destroyed it < donbueno> heh everyone knows heaven is a huge dance floor < Alienate> no donbueno heaven is a place where nothing ever happens < donbueno> damn < acrylicist> donbueno: this sounds like Gnarls Barkley < donbueno> "it is the place" < donbueno> "we live in the city of dreams... < livejamie> donbueno: have you slept at all in the last 3 days? < donbueno> alienate: widespread panic covers those both very well < donbueno> livejamie: yeah a bunch < donbueno> livejamie: i stay up late and wake up early < donbueno> i sleep 3-4 hours a nite < donbueno> its been an irc bender < donbueno> and plus IRL on the weekends im not here < donbueno> all my friends in this city are far away i dotn see them in the week < Alienate> donbueno, im not interested in what things WSP does or does not do well < donbueno> also i mean shit this place is great < donbueno> Alienate: i know thats why i told u < donbueno> Alienate: fucker < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/DrBukowski/blip/2036611 < donbueno> what bout taht alienate? < acrylicist> donbueno: its life balance man... you haz it < donbueno> yep balance like a cat -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < Alienate> that donbueno is a tardface < Alienate> oh... whatsup donbueno ... didnt see you there < donbueno> whoa xhchat werid < donbueno> har har < donbueno> man fuck its hard to change gui < donbueno> weee scripting time < donbueno> i accidentally took my bros touchpad proggie outta his registry any clues how to get it back lol < donbueno> im writing my own fucktits < Alienate> donbueno, dont you have a job? < donbueno> grats koryk < donbueno> want me to read it < donbueno> alienate today i just scan through 400 stocks charts < donbueno> if i see some volume activity and upticks on the VAP (volume adjusted price) I keep it < donbueno> and im trying to make a chart but waiting on a email back < donbueno> SO THERE EAT SHIT < donbueno> acrylicist you ever look at VAP charts? * donbueno was hall monitor * donbueno who took kick backs and bribes < donbueno> brb more black juice < donbueno> eww that came out wrong < donbueno> alienate: http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7k4b9/for_anyone_that_has_tripped_and_stood_in_front_of/ u seen that? < donbueno> damnit ur always here jamie < donbueno> coffee < donbueno> me < donbueno> lol

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< donbueno> livejamie: im so old but im going < donbueno> im trying to think of the last game boss i beat < donbueno> fuck thats sad it was mario galaxy i think < donbueno> galaxy < donbueno> i thought sunshine was reallly good but no1 else apparently -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["Leaving"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> molestake: so ur arguing against DE? < donbueno> demolition < donbueno> so you believe the official story? * donbueno is not gonna argue with u < donbueno> just curious < donbueno> I was curious if you believed the official story not about bombs... Im sorry I wasnt clear I mean the wholes shebang terrorists and all.... < donbueno> sdadads < Alienate> donbueno, youre NEVER clear < donbueno> wah! < donbueno> what were they saying bout hitler? < donbueno> brb < donbueno> hegelian event < donbueno> is prolly what they were gettin at < donbueno> problem reaction solution if you create the problem and know the reaction and have a solution well then.... < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> havent seen that yet < donbueno> hey was checking out work I like do design as a hobby on the side < donbueno> wait lol I like it....I do design... < donbueno> http://jamiemart.in/230 < donbueno> ME LIKE < donbueno> I was saying "hey I checked out your work I like it." "I also do design but not for a living just for friends family and sometimes pay" < livejamie> donbueno: can i see some? < donbueno> not much on my lappy < donbueno> one sec < donbueno> this one is really good jamie http://jamiemart.in/270 but you prolly know that ;) < donbueno> tell me what you think http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=48955308&albumId=1752892 < donbueno> thats just a couple of things i put on there a long time ago for a buddy to see < donbueno> im a nub < donbueno> heh < donbueno> some shits freehand somes taken but I mean i wasnt selling these just ideas < donbueno> the tree nein < donbueno> I know its not leet to use something but I am nubbery just curious on what you thought of the design < donbueno> from an actual designer < donbueno> well i mean thats not cool though right heh, and if I made profit it would be illegal...i really am not sure < donbueno> heh my fav part of the robothuman is the ape skull heart with 4 arteries lol im also a doctor ;) < livejamie> donbueno: what’s the humanrobot for < donbueno> That was going to be my design companies logo heh look man I really dont know bout design and shit and I kinda feel like im just fucking nubbing it up but yeah thats mine < donbueno> I mean could what I am doing just be a diff style or is just half ass nubbery?

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* donbueno doesnt know any other actual designers < donbueno> danke < donbueno> so yeah its half ass nubbery u can tell me im cool wit dat heh * donbueno cuts himself and cries puts and goes to put on "time of your life" by greenday < donbueno> yeah I mean thats why I kinda just got gimp and photoshop and started doing shit cause a couple time in detroit I would help my roommate who was a designer do some stuff and he was like "man you got great ideas and unique perspective you should try this" < donbueno> i got back to dallas and made actually pretty nice buck doing it for a couple months but then I started playing wow again and well that lasted a year < donbueno> rephrase not again I started playing wow < donbueno> dont laugh at me im out here exposing myself all vulnerable < donbueno> http://jamiemart.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/memory_machine1.jpg this is really nice jamie i dig < donbueno> heh it took me a year to get off that shit I quit finally cause of all the dumb drama in my guild SHEESH who knew playing a game could be so much work < donbueno> although I will say my fonest memories of gaming ever have to be waking up hungover and just chilling outside booty bay and pwning nubs for hours on end < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> alienate you fucking crack me up mang < donbueno> does jamie know ur the WATMM dude? < donbueno> but he doesnt even like music im confused < donbueno> in other words he is the fucker that got the laptop < donbueno> wow fuck u < donbueno> any more shirts? < donbueno> fucking freeloader < Alienate> donbueno, none of it is really free < donbueno> yar i know < donbueno> u worked for it < donbueno> http://www.xvideos.com/video82365/angel_dark_oiled_and_horny < donbueno> NSFW < donbueno> BUT ZOMG < donbueno> i said NSFW < donbueno> yeah and the url < donbueno> heh i can watch pron at work < donbueno> seems to be the deal wiht that apt < donbueno> always fucking someone on the floor < donbueno> or futon < donbueno> or couch < donbueno> its funny the only pron I seen with like dark overtoned classic music intro < Alienate> donbueno was trying to convince me last night that we were temporarily not digital enemies, but were in fact required to work together to keep newbs out of the chan < donbueno> heh yeah i remember taht < donbueno> that was good sauce < donbueno> well its free < donbueno> wtf is up with the internet today fucking slow as hell < donbueno> how am i spose to browse pron < donbueno> YEP < donbueno> badest gun ever < donbueno> thats what ur talking bout right? < donbueno> could be some other ref IDK but eitherway yah im the hippie that wants one < donbueno> sup mang < donbueno> damn hurts been a little bit < donbueno> heh < donbueno> sup

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< donbueno> so hurts the nazis? < donbueno> you see tom cruise? < donbueno> "he is a pirate" /pink girl dance < donbueno> grats school sout < donbueno> koryk where u live in dallas what area? < donbueno> FRIDGE RAID! < donbueno> lol bouncing souls werer good < donbueno> "the bouncing souls? < donbueno> kory thats uhh either a nice part of town or horrible < donbueno> ur rents in some sweet loft or something? < donbueno> aye < donbueno> lol naw were gettin smashed and then prank calling alienate all nite < donbueno> well i guess after the first the pranks up but were still calling < donbueno> lol the asshat will be in lubbbock < Alienate> and donbueno forgets that I have his phone number < donbueno> hahah < donbueno> Im only saying one thing NO LOON < donbueno> we aint going to the loon fuck that place * donbueno loves whiskey and they pour it too well there < donbueno> i go from hey whats up to pissing on the wall drunk there ive learned to leave < donbueno> err never go < donbueno> for the record i have not pissed on the wall at the loon < donbueno> maybe crickets in lubbock but no1 is sure < donbueno> well mccain see ducks like parks and dont belong in bars < donbueno> SOOO < donbueno> www.instantrimshot.com < donbueno> WHAT < donbueno> fuck me -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> lol hurts < donbueno> jesus a foot in the brain < donbueno> heh * donbueno loves resin < donbueno> i discovered the three types of resin < donbueno> hahah < donbueno> okay everyone its coming out time < donbueno> My name is donbueno i smoke resni. < donbueno> lol < donbueno> and it makes me spelt that way < donbueno> mmmm forgotten breads * old-american hands the 12-step program to donbueno * donbueno goes to take the spelt bread outta da freezer < donbueno> by god you mean alienate right? < donbueno> im saved * donbueno is sining "the girls of porn" by mr bungle < donbueno> singing < Alienate> stop saying my name donbueno < donbueno> your mom? < donbueno> sup bitch hurts got my back < Alienate> donbueno, he was telling me to put my penis in your mouth < donbueno> no * donbueno remembers that southpark

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< donbueno> i think im bout to shit pure coffee < donbueno> and whiskey < donbueno> yeah im gonna have johnny cash "ring of fire" playing < donbueno> all day down low < donbueno> I knew this alcoholic in the dorms in college he shit himself and blamed it on all the poweraid he drank < donbueno> heh < donbueno> later he became a roommate and made one huge wavy egg on a levelled out foreman grill < donbueno> GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what? < donbueno> MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant. < donbueno> alienate are fucking kidding me someone did that? < Alienate> donbueno, they do it all of the time < donbueno> wow thats awesome < donbueno> GP: Is Eris true? < donbueno> M2: Everything is true. < donbueno> GP: Even false things? < donbueno> M2: Even false things are true. < donbueno> GP: How can that be? < donbueno> M2: I don’t know man, I didn’t do it. < donbueno> ahh the principia when it doubt whip it out < Alienate> donbueno, we have a program that automatically prints screenshots < donbueno> ohhhh shit < donbueno> and they still < donbueno> its genius < donbueno> they prolly do it on purpose to spite you < donbueno> III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns). < Alienate> donbueno, they arent smart enough to be doing it to spite me < donbueno> lol * donbueno doesnt eat hotdog buns < donbueno> hey alienate < donbueno> this really is SFW im not joking < donbueno> http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/12.php read it i bet u like this short story < donbueno> heh yeah i stole mine < donbueno> a buddy told me bout it i was like "hey lemme borrow that" he goes nope you gotta go steal it < donbueno> i basically defines how i view the world, IMHO and theory its an NWO deprogramming ritual < livejamie> yeah they would post donbueno links all day < donbueno> PEACE < donbueno> food time < donbueno> lol shit two shift buttons whoa never noticed that * donbueno mind blown < donbueno> uhh wtf nerd herd is herer < donbueno> yead < donbueno> tf2 is great fun < donbueno> i like the style of the game too how it looks < donbueno> not like the old tf2 < donbueno> hey on the pc version does the scout have cow tows

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< donbueno> or those spikey things to slow u down? < donbueno> the scout on the old TF had his special nade as spikey looking things that would slow u down if ur trying to chase him < donbueno> dustbowl ftw < donbueno> i can do that shit over and over and over < donbueno> l4d is epic good < donbueno> and it has mike patton as the zombie voice < donbueno> I MEAN CMON < donbueno> MIKE FUCKING PATTON < l000Hurts> donbueno: I know... I made the comment... < donbueno> wow < donbueno> you really are autistic < donbueno> I told you guys alienate doesnt like music < donbueno> or for that matter really anything < donbueno> do you atleast respect Mr. Bungle for being just amazing? < donbueno> yeah me no like fantomas so much < donbueno> really just a bungle kid < donbueno> hey i heard it all just i dont buy fantomas cds < donbueno> alienate you like the butthole surfers? < Alienate> donbueno, I thought they were mediocre < donbueno> okay last try < donbueno> what do you think about sublime < Alienate> donbueno, fuck your mother < donbueno> hahah < donbueno> alienate seriously < donbueno> do you like sublime? < donbueno> in other words ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE? < donbueno> sure i know < donbueno> okay < donbueno> thank fuckiing god < donbueno> yeah its played out cause we all played it out < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/environment/comments/7k17b/artic_ice_is_melting_do_we_still_need_more_proof/adt * Alienate downvotes donbuenos stupid comment < donbueno> http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/17/video-teenagers-tear.html < donbueno> wow < donbueno> thats talent early < donbueno> the mando guy sheesh i can do that but towards the end its like speed metal bluegrass i cant do that < donbueno> lol alienate u got trolled < donbueno> fucking nub < donbueno> www.cakefarts.com < donbueno> www.fastforwardblowjobs.com < Alienate> donbueno, I dont think someone being sarcastic counts as a troll < l000Hurts> donbueno: I’ve seen cakefarts, but not the latter... and since I’m at work, could you explain to me that one? < donbueno> lol its self explanatory but its funny cause the bitches sounds like alvin n cipmunks giving head cause its sped up < l000Hurts> donbueno: heh, complete with money shot? < donbueno> uhh not sure < donbueno> i just laugh < l000Hurts> donbueno: Oh... < donbueno> it pure genius idea < l000Hurts> donbueno: Well, that proves that anything in fast forward is funny

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< donbueno> hahaa < donbueno> damn i forgot bout those two shows weird < donbueno> munster and adams family < donbueno> alienate * Alienate doesnt want to hear it, donbueno < donbueno> ohh what? < donbueno> wassup? < donbueno> http://closeyourbrowser.com/2008/12/18/tom-after-he-sold-myspace-pic/ < donbueno> its uhh bad < donbueno> a jar breaks in his anus hole and blood comes out < donbueno> 1000hurts sorry that was my plan < donbueno> have u guys seen the kids in russia kill the homeless guy? < donbueno> thats the only video i cant watch < donbueno> fuck that * donbueno has seen it all except that < donbueno> korky if you xbox is filled with coke dont bring it on the plane < l000Hurts> donbueno: Yeah I saw that... some seriously gnarly shit < l000Hurts> donbueno: I couldn’t sleep right for 2 days afterward. and I didn’t even see the whole thing < donbueno> i couldnt even watch them go for the stomach < donbueno> as soon as i saw what was up i was the fuck outta there < l000Hurts> donbueno: Apparently one of em stabs him in the eye with a screwdriver < donbueno> great < donbueno> fucking people < donbueno> this seems likea good time to randomly just say alienate < donbueno> lol im surprised you acknowledge your defeat < Alienate> I think we have another donbueno language fail on our hands here < donbueno> heh he was defeated < donbueno> wow < donbueno> Arkvark! < donbueno> lol hammer has a secret! < donbueno> nope < donbueno> www.redditirc.reddit.com < donbueno> what series please? < donbueno> this is freenode < donbueno> pretty sure it doesnt < donbueno> the only thing that makes it somewhat official is spez and the like hang here sometimes < donbueno> i think it was at one point but nubs like me took over < donbueno> ACTUALLY I came much later < donbueno> pretty regular < donbueno> most it seems < donbueno> old american you have many questions < donbueno> I am happy to answer. < donbueno> exactly * donbueno arm bars kevin rose < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i like that old * donbueno doesnt have popped collar < donbueno> ami blind or is halo wars just gonna be MEH < l000Hurts> donbueno: MEH < donbueno> right < donbueno> its like weve done this < donbueno> with C&C warcraft < donbueno> starcraft

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< donbueno> halo as a FPS isnt bad < donbueno> maybe not the best but shit man i had fun < donbueno> i just want more portal meh < donbueno> u see that uber fast video < donbueno> and the chain of the HOLY SHIT! * donbueno was a link in that chain < donbueno> what < l000Hurts> donbueno: You’re a chink in my lain < donbueno> yar < donbueno> dont u know bout num chucks! * donbueno when young bought the ninja gear magazines and dreamed of ordering everything < donbueno> u guys remember those < donbueno> ? < acrylicist> donbueno: no < donbueno> hmph < donbueno> im 26 if that helps < donbueno> i can catch < acrylicist> donbueno: who pitches? < donbueno> huzzah! < donbueno> hey this would be a good time for someone for no reason just say... < donbueno> the name < donbueno> alie < donbueno> its my site < donbueno> hahahahhaha 1000hurts < donbueno> lol my mind is sploding with funny imagery < donbueno> wait havent seen that yet < donbueno> link me < donbueno> wow < donbueno> that was disturbing * donbueno goes to take shower < donbueno> ACRYLICIST SToP FERAKING OUT < acrylicist> donbueno: CORN FUTURES GOT ME SO HORNY < donbueno> dude wtf < donbueno> are u serious < donbueno> that wiki is fucked < donbueno> but i wanna see that documentary for some reason < donbueno> yar seems odd < donbueno> i like odd weird documentaries < donbueno> Other factors surrounding the death were apparently that the deceased, concerned about appearing in hospital with an unusual internal injury and the effect on his security clearance as an engineer for aerospace company Boeing, had apparently refused his friends’ urging to go to the hospital for several hours after being aware he was internally injured, and was either beyond treatment or dead when he finally reached the ER. < donbueno> what ppl will do for a security clearance < donbueno> heh next time on a plane im gonna say to the person next to me "good thing the guy who built this plane wasnt a horse fucker" < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> then ill go "wait shit he was EVERYONE OFF" < donbueno> lol 1000hurts SToP FReAKING OUT < donbueno> no1 said ur name back to your hidey hole < donbueno> omg who linked that abigail wiki < donbueno> DEAR GOD < donbueno> that would for lack of better word suck < donbueno> what bout those bitches with the huge black dildos?

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< donbueno> ohh wait maybe he just got fucked to Hard < donbueno> it punched through < donbueno> those bitches just put it in a little < donbueno> look fact horse fucker is not normal < donbueno> normal varies in def < donbueno> but in this case we can all agree < donbueno> lol koryk < donbueno> thanks fawkes almost forgot < donbueno> unless u pull out with shit all over ur dick < donbueno> ahahhaa < donbueno> that would suck < donbueno> lol what? < donbueno> are you imagining butterscotch waterfalls?? < donbueno> agrees < donbueno> first one cant crush ur back with its weight im sure < donbueno> yar < donbueno> symantecs < donbueno> lol < donbueno> no1 even gonna razz me on the symantecs spelling < donbueno> ohh wait thats right its normal < donbueno> omg r u guys seriously still arguing this null and void compeletly invalid point? < donbueno> when u turn it on.... < donbueno> thats why date rape works < donbueno> if they cant say no then how can you know? < donbueno> well if it was normal would it need its own website? < donbueno> i mean the fact were even talking about it makes it not normal < donbueno> it has to be discussed and argued < donbueno> NOT NORMAL < donbueno> the fact that its a shock site make it not normal < donbueno> i win < donbueno> fine < donbueno> yeah there is "OMGCHICKANALS.COM" < donbueno> alienate i just so fucking pwned u < donbueno> sooo.... < donbueno> i saw a duck the other day. < donbueno> damndest thing -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer)] < ninjatacopants> <---- is donbueno -!- ninjatacopants is now known as donbueno < donbueno> who are u < donbueno> im going home < donbueno> aye chromkode! < donbueno> and goodbye < donbueno> peace < chromakode> hey donbueno -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] < koryk> donbueno: please open a taco store called don bueno -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> so < donbueno> i got C&C tiberium wars installed on my bros lappy and its laggy as hell i got his shit cleaned up and everything nothing retarded running in background < donbueno> any suggest

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< donbueno> my comps twice as shitty and can run it finr < donbueno> fine < donbueno> fuck i mean i have IG im pretty sure he has a card < signpost> donbueno, proper drivers, etc? < Alienate> donbueno, download ccleaner, auslogics disk defrag and auslogics registry defrag < donbueno> cool its vista < donbueno> i know < donbueno> he is retarded < donbueno> he refused to let me help him when buying it < donbueno> yeah xp on mine < koryk> donbueno run tiberian sun in compatability mode < donbueno> and mine is fucking clean < donbueno> c&c < donbueno> so uhh how do i run it in compatability mode < donbueno> i knew that was coming at some point < donbueno> wow i love you guys < donbueno> it seems compatability mode does the trick * donbueno sweatyhippiehugs #reddit < donbueno> and im downloading that shit u said alienate on both lol < donbueno> i figure if anyone u know < donbueno> spybot is good too though right? < donbueno> spybot s&d < donbueno> peavec < donbueno> sup caseararum < donbueno> you can hide out here if needed < donbueno> you get a letter? "hey we missed you" < donbueno> "We know you missed us." < donbueno> no no wait ur out and in school right? < donbueno> hopefully im right bout that and wrong bout before but damn u gotta leave a bruda hanging so long? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> at first i was confused but yeah it did that here too everyoen flipped shit < donbueno> today in dallas the fog is so thick i passed out on the way home wokeup and didnt even know where we were < donbueno> so its just really everyone has there own fav? < donbueno> whats this combofix * donbueno heads to google < donbueno> yeah i dont use avg < donbueno> me either < donbueno> i got a crappy lappy cant afford the use of mem < donbueno> and im pissy when shit doesnt fly < donbueno> def < donbueno> it started strong but my last download was immediately removed < donbueno> honestly i just dont see the use for norton or nething like that anymore < donbueno> i am retarded though too < donbueno> but it seems using hijackthis etc and spybot yadda yadda does the same < donbueno> without all the mem taken and having to deal with icon is systray those annoy me < donbueno> damn thanks for the suggest alienate his lappy is pimping already < donbueno> his registry was so fucked < donbueno> he doesnt know how to get porn yet < donbueno> i have to show him lol < donbueno> DONT GO HERE < Alienate> donbueno, you could also clear out the prefetch files for his window install < donbueno> thats over my head lol

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< donbueno> baby stgeps < donbueno> i just learned vista has compatability mode lol < donbueno> actually i dont know dick bout vista i refuse to use it < donbueno> it boggles my mind with retardness < donbueno> it just asked permission to run its own program < donbueno> ohh i can do that < donbueno> lol < donbueno> does xp do nething like that? < donbueno> prefext < donbueno> errr prefetch < donbueno> installer reference issue < donbueno> wtf that mean < donbueno> lol its like why doesnt one comp company offer a computer with "just a cd"....it was errors with his registry < donbueno> he has all this fucking 3rd party shit < donbueno> aye * donbueno is using it right now < donbueno> and less work lol < donbueno> weel physical that is < donbueno> cmon C&C work! < donbueno> do it! < donbueno> i wanna rape hi < donbueno> him in this game he thinks he is all good but has no clue how to play older brother being put in place is always a good thing * donbueno is pissed he didnt play l4d last nite < donbueno> i traded my bong for a tv with no remote < donbueno> lol so i cant get to the video channel to play * donbueno will get the remote this weekend < donbueno> its a good trade though fuck the bong < donbueno> i wanna kill some zombies < donbueno> damn < donbueno> thats allot right? < donbueno> alienate thats a pretty good idea < donbueno> and couls sell maybe < donbueno> could < donbueno> the hat mic * donbueno is making effort to be more clear < donbueno> yeah long tf2 sessions man my ear would kill < zateam_> you play tf2 donbueno ? < donbueno> did < donbueno> xbox gone < donbueno> pc prolly cant run it < donbueno> centrino duo no graphics card < donbueno> i know i know < donbueno> i stole this lappy from the office < donbueno> im lucky if i get 30 fps with hexen lol < donbueno> stole as in i take it home now lol < donbueno> its integrated graphics < donbueno> hold on * donbueno uses koryk’s trick windows key plus pause break < donbueno> what would my video card be under in device manager lol < donbueno> dont talk shit! < donbueno> display adapters? < donbueno> mobil intel 965 express chipset

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< donbueno> family < donbueno> yeah i think this thing was like 400 bucks from china < donbueno> lenovo < donbueno> isnt that the ibm chinese knockoff < donbueno> atoms? < Ouistiti> donbueno lenovo bought ibm desktop devision, it’s not a counterfeit... < donbueno> aye thanks < donbueno> meh fucking alienate wins the reddit laptop "i would like one but i already have too many computers".... < donbueno> heh < Alienate> donbueno, it was stupid < donbueno> thats what i use it for < donbueno> lol im just razzing u < donbueno> if i won i was gonna blow it up < donbueno> www.iwillblowupthelaptop.reddit.com < donbueno> nice i like what i hear i thought this was just a plastic candy holder < Alienate> donbueno, lenovos done usually look snazzy, but they are well worth the money < donbueno> yeah its pretty communist looking < donbueno> like someone died for this lappy < donbueno> well theres a point like that snl skit where shit gets too small < Alienate> donbueno, one of those dell minis with the atom processor would be perfect for on the road programming or something < donbueno> yeah i want one < donbueno> im sold < donbueno> i played with the EEEEEEEEE PC < donbueno> meh didnt like the feel < donbueno> the mouse sucked too < donbueno> or a EEEEPC < donbueno> okay shit i fucked it up what comp we talking bout? < donbueno> okay i know < donbueno> they dont use windows either right? * donbueno hates macs and refuses this oppurtunity to rant < donbueno> but its not like were survival training or climbing a mountain. thats when weight matters. < donbueno> so i just kinda was like MEH another lame trick shit atleast the ipod was useful < donbueno> WOW u made a light laptop more fat ppl < donbueno> FTL < Alienate> donbueno, it was an EXAMPLE < donbueno> well im saying advances in tech that make shit weigh less work out well for ppl that like to hike etc * donbueno forgot he said he wouldnt rant < donbueno> dont temp me man < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i wanted it i wont lie < donbueno> thats good for u right no screen shots printed then pdfed < donbueno> i told my friends at lunch < donbueno> a chuckle was had < donbueno> then my dad launched into this thing bout how some ppl are good at something and some not < donbueno> i go "LOOK its not like they are just fucking retards." < donbueno> he says "i dont know how to do that are you calling me a retard?" < donbueno> i got quite < donbueno> right < donbueno> yeah i need nervous money managers

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< donbueno> and plenty abound right now < donbueno> lol u should get that bluetooth keyboard laser thingy < donbueno> ouistiti thats pretty brave considering current economic conditions < donbueno> or were u like head of lehman? < donbueno> nice nice < donbueno> lol hadnt heard it called wedge in a long time < donbueno> i used to tell hippie kidsi n lot selling x for me "ge that wedge" < donbueno> "get that wedge" < donbueno> or "dont fucking disappear i know where you are parked" < donbueno> oohh cool ur in europe? < donbueno> donde? < donbueno> where at? < donbueno> and what sites < donbueno> i got some buddies in marseilles < donbueno> they love it < donbueno> frankford is fucking rock town < donbueno> that place gets DOWN < donbueno> yeah i had allot of fun there going out < donbueno> i had a buddy in peace corp in romania < donbueno> i went over and did a tour with him < donbueno> he was in baccau < donbueno> i know im spelling these all wrong < donbueno> bacau or something < donbueno> i can pronounce it lol < donbueno> i rode a train for a day with a passed out romania gypsy with a goat tied to him < donbueno> fucking romania < donbueno> first thing i said < donbueno> "well now i know where all those 80s metal shirts went" < donbueno> i was talking bout romania < caesararum> donbueno: what is the "two buttons" comment about? < donbueno> wat? * donbueno is reading up < donbueno> k < donbueno> ohh yeah lol < donbueno> i was joking < donbueno> but yeah * donbueno mind blown < donbueno> xanax < donbueno> fnord. < donbueno> what is ctfmon.exe ? < Ouistiti> donbueno, language bar... < donbueno> i got some beer and whiskey < donbueno> cant get rowdy like last nite * donbueno loves gin and tonic < donbueno> fucking tanq < donbueno> whiskey makes me robot < donbueno> if i drink to much < donbueno> i black out and become the robot < donbueno> i walk around completin programs < donbueno> like food < donbueno> or sleep < donbueno> those are my robot programs < Alienate> donbueno, I drink lots of scotch... I’m at the point I refuse to buy a bottle of scotch under $75

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< donbueno> alienate yeah i hear u < donbueno> i say yes. < donbueno> gins make me all happy and like social < donbueno> whiskey is like a fucking BITCH LEFT ME drunk < donbueno> but that could be cause im the blues encarnate < donbueno> there is a diff < donbueno> im a drunk and whiskey always makes me black out < donbueno> i can drink the same amount of gin and ill be all go < donbueno> blow helps too though lol < donbueno> for sure < donbueno> lol ever drank a shit ton of brandy? < donbueno> sugar never helps < koryk> donbueno what was your rageahol session? < donbueno> cheap bad whiskey < donbueno> but look < donbueno> hear me out < donbueno> never mind < donbueno> im holding my ground < donbueno> im diff on diff drink < donbueno> even if its just me < donbueno> im still diff < donbueno> so there < donbueno> :P < Alienate> donbueno, youre copping yourself out < donbueno> debatibly * donbueno was brew meister apprentince at hub city brewery < donbueno> i dont want to debate this though < donbueno> i just dont want to debate < donbueno> we had nuff horse fucking debate earlier lol < donbueno> that was pretty epic < donbueno> ive cut down < donbueno> alienate just chill man < donbueno> i got my blocks over here go play with ur own < donbueno> orly * donbueno shrugs * donbueno didnt think so < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> im bout to go crack a stella artois < donbueno> then its the crushers < donbueno> lol < donbueno> fuck < donbueno> that parts gonna suck < donbueno> stella? < donbueno> hell thats a respectable beer * donbueno miller high life < donbueno> ur european u have every right to ur odd beer opinions :) < donbueno> if its llegal < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> guys ever had that tommy knocker ? < donbueno> maple ale < donbueno> yeah dog fish head is good < donbueno> mmm growler night at the pub! < donbueno> damn i miss those < donbueno> yeah its like 4-5 beers

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< donbueno> most micros do a day where u buy the jug < donbueno> we had like 15 < donbueno> (lol i took one when i worked there like ever week knew they would be handy in future) < donbueno> its not bad < donbueno> i dont buy it anymore < donbueno> high life! < donbueno> champagne of beers word! < donbueno> high life in a bottle + widespread panic parking lot = amazing < donbueno> ever had sessions? < donbueno> they seem to only sell it al like whole foods here in dallas < donbueno> great beer comes in a bottle similar to red stripe < donbueno> meh new beligum played out < Alienate> donbueno, they are, but they give free beer < donbueno> i cant even smell fat tire ne more < donbueno> its stereotypical frat daddy hippie boy beer < donbueno> mared sous! < donbueno> chimay < donbueno> BAM! < donbueno> ill take 4 chimay please! < donbueno> heh < donbueno> yeah but i used to tour with hippie bands < donbueno> i dont want it < donbueno> maybe a sunshine < donbueno> but im over wheat beers < donbueno> anyone had abita turbo dog? < donbueno> thats my fav for years < donbueno> wow < donbueno> just sounds amazing < donbueno> hey what was that mexican food restraunt inSP thats really in denver < donbueno> my buddy went and sent me pics the other day < donbueno> DONT SAY IT < donbueno> ALL BANDS JAM! < Alienate> donbueno, are you talking about casa bonita? < donbueno> YEAH < donbueno> casa bonita! < donbueno> I WANNA GO < donbueno> lol < donbueno> he has pics i had no clue it realy exists < donbueno> grateful dead < donbueno> stuff like that < donbueno> widespread panic, string cheese incident, phish, moe.... < donbueno> yep < donbueno> my fav < donbueno> i was at red rocks for the last 4 shows < donbueno> yeah they be back < donbueno> ive seen cheese bout 200 < donbueno> times < donbueno> did a west coast tour < donbueno> RIGHT ON < donbueno> ANOTHER HIPPIE! < donbueno> EAT SHIT ALIENATE! < donbueno> yeah i loosely use the term < donbueno> it doesnt mean nething these days really neways < donbueno> lol i like how u said tat

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< donbueno> old-american you like sts9? < donbueno> ive seen panic the most though bout 300 or so last i counted < donbueno> never saw phish :( not a huge phan though < donbueno> but i wanted to see them < donbueno> i watched that last show ina movie theater in nm it was odd < donbueno> ppl dancing and shit < donbueno> it was keys < donbueno> paige < donbueno> paige started crying first < donbueno> "put your moments in a box.....WAH WAH" < donbueno> someone else will wind your clocks.." < donbueno> i think lol < donbueno> yah < donbueno> ohh yeah < donbueno> BUT < donbueno> yonder i dont do < donbueno> i will see them in my town but i dont go travel for them < donbueno> okay < donbueno> what u think bout < donbueno> DMB < donbueno> choose carefully < donbueno> OKAY < donbueno> ur in < donbueno> i used to sell FUCK DMB shirts in WSP lot < donbueno> heh < donbueno> sold well < donbueno> panic fans are generally more douchey than SCI < donbueno> and plus SCI kids never have money < donbueno> only for hte mollies < donbueno> im more into peter rowan < donbueno> old school grass < donbueno> bela fleck < donbueno> thats why i dug cheese they started as a bluegrassy mountain band and morphed into a fucking crazy dance party machine < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> pizza tapes < donbueno> anything tony rice < donbueno> yeah newgrass blows < donbueno> its annoying almost < donbueno> lol < donbueno> ive done a bunch of moe. too < donbueno> no band fucking jams harder than moe < donbueno> its fact < donbueno> maybe olospo but u prolly never heard of them < donbueno> yeah i been to a bunch of epic cheese runs < donbueno> hornings, SF NYE 01 best cheese show ever that night, mud island, NYC, Austin < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i dont wanna tell < donbueno> haha < donbueno> i used to be in with the family wink wink < donbueno> always got work always camp < donbueno> well soemtimes u cant camp < donbueno> never been to the gorge though < donbueno> hopefully will make it

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< donbueno> I also sold shirts, I used to make jewelry... < donbueno> we did legit shit too < donbueno> but the first night of show i always just walked the lot get a feel for the place u know get comfortable for my second night lift off < donbueno> heh < donbueno> I usually wont trip nuts on the first night if i havent been to the venue, i like to make sure i know how to get out if shit goes south, never has though so.... < donbueno> ohh yeah < donbueno> its the last great american adventure < donbueno> "GET IN THE CAR AND GOOOOOOOOOOO!" < donbueno> yeah phish lot sucks < donbueno> but what if sci comes back < donbueno> they do great tours < donbueno> we did something like that we just launched out colo * donbueno is crazy bout them < donbueno> but yar < donbueno> i always wanted to do europe never got a chance < donbueno> that phish european tour zomg < donbueno> old-american if you got a car we can tour < donbueno> a good car < donbueno> heh < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i have a 93 < donbueno> mazda protege LOLZ < donbueno> but i paid cash < donbueno> ohh yeah < donbueno> i dont care what year lol < donbueno> i dotn keep up with the scene as much as i used to < donbueno> i used to goto jambase.com like every day < donbueno> and keep track of sets, i also goto lotsa other music < donbueno> im down with the blues, reggaae, latino, cubano < donbueno> fuck ive seen cannibal corpse < donbueno> in high school < donbueno> and lOL < donbueno> those clown rappers < donbueno> what were they called? < donbueno> fuck < donbueno> LOL YEAH < donbueno> my buddy made me go < donbueno> FAIL! < donbueno> although the tanks of soda were kinda entertaining < donbueno> seen james taylor < donbueno> john scofield < donbueno> fuck off bot < donbueno> taj mahal is one of my still alive favs < donbueno> john lee hooker is my god < donbueno> i worship everything < donbueno> Ive got like flok paintings the 10 cd gold collection < donbueno> yeah i had the chance to hang out with taj mahal in lubbock tx of all places < donbueno> cool ass guy man < donbueno> take care thanks for reminding me of all those good times < donbueno> meh < donbueno> im getting drunk now < donbueno> as in cracking first beer

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< donbueno> not sure < donbueno> "heres your order of BIG ASS FRIES" < donbueno> WELL, I’VE BEEN DRINKING LITTLE PENGUIN MERLOT. IT’S SO GOOD. < donbueno> MORE ABOUT NARWHALS: < donbueno> BASICALLY, THEY’RE SUBMARINES WITH KNIVES ON THE FRONT. HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT GOD DAMN. < donbueno> I REALIZE I’M RIPPING OFF THAT OTHER MEME/GUY BUT IT’S HILARIOUSLY FUN TO TYPE LIKE THIS. EVERYONE SHOULD TRY IT. BELLIGERENT SHIT TALK ABOUT NARWHALS IS SO AWESOME. < donbueno> SO, THIS NARWHAL SWIMS UP TO ME AND SAYS LET’S ROB A BANK AND I’M LIKE HELLS YES. SO THE NARWHAL SWIMS UP TO THE TELLER AND HOLDS IT HORN UP AND YELLS THIS IS A STICK UP. EVERYONE SHIT THEIR PANTS AT THE SAME TIME (EVEN ME) AND GAVE THE NARWHAL EVERYTHING IN THE BANK CHAMBER (CAN’T THINK OF THE NAME OF THE PLACE WHERE THEY KEEP THE MONEY). < donbueno> SO THEN WE WENT TO VEGAS AND THERE WERE BATS. < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/7kcrq/yes_my_capslock_key_is_broken_seriously_great/ < donbueno> LULZ < donbueno> haha < donbueno> his caps break so they make him talk bout narwhals genius! < Ouistiti> donbueno, for a second i was thinking that beer kicked in really quick < donbueno> lol hadnt had a sip < donbueno> this one is mbm < donbueno> lol bank chamber < donbueno> caps is just so offensive < donbueno> yeah thats the funny part when he is like "seriously my caps is broke. seriously. < donbueno> and of course narwhal talk < donbueno> man i wish i had whiskey or liqou < donbueno> nice koryk how did it go/ < donbueno> damn was this for school? cause i would give you an a! < donbueno> IS HA U AN USE HE BAK SPAE < donbueno> its odd < donbueno> never done that in all my years at these thins < donbueno> gs < donbueno> well im astounded * donbueno mind blown < donbueno> dicombobulated < donbueno> full of quiery < donbueno> lol < donbueno> so glad reddit still up so far tonite < donbueno> what is a sql server < donbueno> for a retard < donbueno> yar < donbueno> like can i delete all that shit < donbueno> are shows on nbc tonite all reruns < [mbm]> donbueno: you can use that phrase 90% of the time < donbueno> ummkay < donbueno> so i guess "is the season over? < donbueno> thats what i was wondering < donbueno> i love that show < donbueno> heh < donbueno> dwight < donbueno> "we hid nickels in his handset for months...." < donbueno> such a great shows

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< donbueno> yar thats what i was thinking < donbueno> hah < donbueno> i say yar irl too allot < donbueno> do i need my hotfix installers? < donbueno> im gonna play a quick C&C game < donbueno> bb < donbueno> sup < donbueno> anyone alives? < donbueno> ummkay < donbueno> that was last nite u know right? < donbueno> nix0n u home yets? < donbueno> this beast is not doing it mang < donbueno> and C&C is too easy < donbueno> well i had it on easy lol < donbueno> nice and chill in here tonite < donbueno> yar i guess just not reddit down time for love of god I got outta control drunk and went all bonkers in here < donbueno> yeah had to get regulated upon < donbueno> narf! < donbueno> i need more ammo me thinks < donbueno> for what/ < donbueno> they wanted to drop off some nuggets < donbueno> aye kory < donbueno> absolutely not < donbueno> from "never ending story" < donbueno> nice < donbueno> we all do < donbueno> we all do < donbueno> I had a drunk roommate come home and put a pink dildo on the door and turn it on he was saying "man thear that? thats a wonderful sound!" < donbueno> ODD < donbueno> he didnt believe us the next day lol < donbueno> chicks sometimes... < donbueno> idk ive never had a chick ask me "hey u got a dildo?" < donbueno> id slap the bitch dump on her cat and leave < donbueno> well IDK man I didnt have it but it didnt happen his name is cylus baker < donbueno> i lived a compound it was like 12 ppl in college we called a compound lotsa odd floks < donbueno> nope < donbueno> trust me you will know and the way it looks now im prolly not gonna be get hammered like last nite < donbueno> selma blair in that new tv show is just ass candy running around its greatness < donbueno> fuck u < donbueno> were gonna smoke neways < donbueno> what place? < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> u in dallas? < donbueno> i was just bout to say i used to run a couple Jimmy Johns < donbueno> damn i had no clue jersey mikes was national < donbueno> fuck a bunch of jimmy johns < donbueno> drown and teeth removal < donbueno> lol a fleshlight with "teeth optional" * donbueno wants a blowjob < donbueno> call alienate < donbueno> 970 420 3191

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< donbueno> text him < undeleted> the internet is strong with donbueno < donbueno> WTF that doode has 420 in his number thats pretty leet < donbueno> dude earlier he spammed my shit and my name < donbueno> fullname? < donbueno> no1 cares here lol < donbueno> oh no my phone number! < donbueno> u want my credit? < donbueno> TAKE IT1 < donbueno> that bout all they can mess up potentialy amirite? < donbueno> dude thats great design < donbueno> i mean fuck its got robots < donbueno> the middle could use help < donbueno> but u got some good shit going on < donbueno> lol < donbueno> yeah fire should be quikcer < donbueno> but fuck yeah man good job < donbueno> i can barely wipe my ass some days < donbueno> I would but a mexican stole my fucking xbox and my HDTV < donbueno> it has the fleshlight plug in < donbueno> yeah i used to use it to watch everything < donbueno> torrent away! < nix0nn> donbueno: you win, I gave in - fuck finding people - I’m drinking myself. < donbueno> everyoen at jimmy johns is high < donbueno> im not joking < donbueno> i worked inside that company for a couple years went to the headquarters and everything < donbueno> find a jimmy johns you found a place to buy weed < donbueno> we kept a pipe in the walkin < donbueno> walk in cooler < donbueno> it a great stoner job < donbueno> lotsa loud music..youre aloud to talk shit to people < donbueno> they like it if you have a unprofessional attitude < donbueno> but its bullshit cause they still want you to be professional so I am like wait? < donbueno> how do you want me to run this store < donbueno> well yeah the owners of the place i used to sell them nuggets < donbueno> and i didnt fuck up or nething < donbueno> its just they had me as GM working 10 days in a row for like 12 hours going in at like 5:30 am < donbueno> meh its complicated like most shit < donbueno> they didnt lke my labor % < donbueno> yeah i made some decent bucks < donbueno> but I was blowing itall < donbueno> wow caesararum thats almost best of < donbueno> hahah < donbueno> well i been gluing puzzle pieces together for a long time < donbueno> and i dont mean like the puzzle im just making shit with em < donbueno> i have like three huge blob type things i might make a robot < donbueno> i am < donbueno> just not liqou < donbueno> so its not hittin the spot < donbueno> fucking beast crushers < donbueno> fuck if i was i would be tanked now < donbueno> man

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< donbueno> is that so odd? < donbueno> seriously why am i glueing puzzle pieces together < donbueno> this is odd and its burning my eyes < donbueno> when i get my charger back for my camera ill show you what i created < donbueno> hopefully it will be one huge life size robot < donbueno> made of inside out super glued puzzle pieces < donbueno> lol the other night I had the genius idea of gettin robot arms tattoed over my arms < donbueno> like bender < donbueno> EPIC < donbueno> i was thinking school out < donbueno> but its thursday < donbueno> so fuck i mean most ppl still have class < donbueno> err exams < donbueno> yeah no shit < donbueno> like a drip of whiskey left < donbueno> i will cherish this < donbueno> FNORD. < donbueno> im thinking bout giong to play some c&c < donbueno> BBL maybe a beer store run < miyako> undeleted: well, I was replying to donbueno, besides for all I know someone here knows a lot about dbus and could be helpful < SirNix0n> Hey, donbueno... I have a job for you! < undeleted> donbueno only responds if its pays well < donbueno> sup < donbueno> just got my ass raped by the GDI < donbueno> fucking assholes < donbueno> im going to beer store < donbueno> getting some milwaukees beast ICE < donbueno> lol < donbueno> lol im paying with change at the beer store < donbueno> suckers < donbueno> nulll wtf < donbueno> u just gonna be idle for weeks < donbueno> then just coem up and insult me < donbueno> i pay with change cause i dont give a fuck < donbueno> i want to save my dollars < donbueno> heh < donbueno> i know < donbueno> this is all for effect < donbueno> SO < donbueno> like I was saying < donbueno> im going to buy 40s of malt liqour < donbueno> if i dont pay change < donbueno> they wont let me leave < donbueno> PEACE < nix0n> donbueno < donbueno> back < donbueno> just got two 40s of schlitz ice < donbueno> lol < donbueno> im gettting fucked up < donbueno> and will take many shitz < donbueno> cause im drinking schlitz < donbueno> chromakode its okay im not gonna destroy like last nite < donbueno> see what happens to #reddit when #drunks gets it crunkity

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< donbueno> wow uber nerds < donbueno> dont use mouse? < donbueno> yeah my firefox is so modded out < donbueno> i cant imagine anything else i tried skynet err i meen chrome < donbueno> YAR < donbueno> socialite! < donbueno> its titties < donbueno> fawkes what? < fawkesfyre> donbueno, i can ride my bike with no seat attached < donbueno> yeah by standing up hopefully < fawkesfyre> donbueno, its a nerd cover of the flobots song handelbars < donbueno> or u been kickin it with mr garrison < donbueno> HOLY SHIT DMB ON A COMMERICAL < donbueno> NO! < donbueno> why hath god forsaken me! < donbueno> i call them unihorns < donbueno> narwhals is nartal! < donbueno> that suckd < donbueno> wait my mom like sucking? < donbueno> just want to make sure < donbueno> wait maybe a horse a sea lion and something with a horn had a threesome < donbueno> and BOOOM NARWHAL1 < null___> what 40s did you get donbueno < donbueno> schlitz ice < donbueno> lol < donbueno> 8.9% < donbueno> thanks for the werd fawkes i needed that lol < donbueno> this has more boom and better tasting < donbueno> although the farts are amazing the next day < donbueno> but u dont get the farts < donbueno> yeah were all mods in #drunks < donbueno> i never knew that < donbueno> but no more red dog < fawkesfyre> donbueno, http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b70/FizzTheCarbonated/upsidedown.jpg < donbueno> cmon browser < donbueno> lol < donbueno> no more moid < donbueno> cant take the prolapse < donbueno> lol fawkes i see it < donbueno> null__ < donbueno> zomg < donbueno> WHAT WOULD OPRAH SAY < donbueno> HUH < donbueno> EVER THOUGHT OF THAT < donbueno> or angela lansbury from murder she wrote < donbueno> think of the little people for fucks sake * donbueno may have super glued his hand to lappy < donbueno> lol this is gonna hurt < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> he is asian < donbueno> he told me he was asian < donbueno> and had nun chucks < donbueno> and nipples

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< donbueno> DONT FORGET the nipples < donbueno> chromakode LOLZ < donbueno> korky i told u its how i start all my parties "WHOS NOT WHITE!"] * donbueno slams 40 UGH < null___> what time do you have to wake up donbueno, isn’t it like 5 am? < donbueno> more like 5:56am < donbueno> thats my alarm < donbueno> i get in car at 6:20 < donbueno> i can shit shower shave in 10 mins < donbueno> i sleep 3-4 hours < fawkesfyre> donbueno, iow you take a 10 min shit < donbueno> people < donbueno> are differnt < donbueno> lol exactly fawkes < donbueno> well i shit for 1 min < donbueno> then wipe for 9 < donbueno> miyako me too < donbueno> HAH < donbueno> it was? < donbueno> ahh fuck u < donbueno> i remember downloading netscape and it taking like 3 hours < donbueno> cause i had to dial lol < donbueno> lol yeah null__ < donbueno> haha < donbueno> hopefully they did < donbueno> WOOO < donbueno> YAR! < donbueno> lol the #reddit drunks in #drunks are trying to figure out how to use internet < donbueno> were cooler < donbueno> www.ithurtsmyeyes.reddit.com < donbueno> i failed that < donbueno> wow good job TI u sang rap for a tv station! < donbueno> WIN < donbueno> is snow in vegas normal? < donbueno> didnt thinks so < donbueno> fucking morons < donbueno> global warming my ass < donbueno> the sun runs this shit < donbueno> its boss hog < donbueno> toxic moles < donbueno> yeah havent u seen resident evil extinction? < donbueno> DUH < donbueno> afternoon < donbueno> from the states < donbueno> YAR < donbueno> vision street wear < donbueno> who remember < donbueno> flyryan i would win that shit < donbueno> I am seriously like a fucking halfway house for ppl < donbueno> dont u get the monies if ur nice < null___> who do you have living with you now donbueno < donbueno> my alcoholic brother < donbueno> I KNOW < donbueno> u think i am a alcoholic

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< donbueno> but im not surprisingly < donbueno> ohh flyryan i misunderstood < donbueno> i use one < donbueno> on my comp < donbueno> eat shit < donbueno> turtle power! < donbueno> that first TMNT was impossible for nes < donbueno> the disarm bombs < donbueno> fuck a bunch of that < donbueno> i beat the damn thing once < donbueno> but this lady that cleaned our house turned it off < donbueno> I had her children killed < donbueno> lol alienate though < donbueno> style * donbueno is a jesuit < donbueno> meh talk all the shit u want < donbueno> JESUITS PWN < donbueno> we own the pope < null___> donbueno doesn’t know crap about religion < koryk> donbueno went to a catholic high school * donbueno is a philo of religion majoe < donbueno> major < donbueno> ohh the fun < donbueno> null___ really now ur wondering why ur not op in #drunks < kuraikaze> donbueno also stayed at a Holiday Inn which he can see from his front porch thus qualifying him to be SPACE POPE < donbueno> kuraikaze wtf are u talking about? < donbueno> yeah i am too < donbueno> im just saying i wen to a badass high school < donbueno> im going back to #drunks fuck this gas station * donbueno subgenius with a touch of discordianism is my religion < donbueno> so fuck off and join me then leave and i dont care < donbueno> null___ humans create ritual < donbueno> ritual is religion < donbueno> its what we do < donbueno> humans make religion < donbueno> FUCK < donbueno> www.subgenius.com < donbueno> and fuck off < donbueno> nix0nn im down < donbueno> null im not defending anyone but ur very wrong < donbueno> generalizations never work < donbueno> ive met plenty of christians and catholics that hear me out < donbueno> but just go on there way < donbueno> more power to them < null___> donbueno: ’generalizations never work’ is itself a generalization. point invalidated. < donbueno> not really < donbueno> u know ur wrong < donbueno> and if ur dont < donbueno> ur a bigger ass than once thought before < donbueno> i saw one the other day < donbueno> u hear bout that? < donbueno> then pay more attention < donbueno> dude YES people are RETARDED

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< donbueno> but saying all religous people are closed minded biggots is even more < donbueno> wow < donbueno> ooohhkay < donbueno> semantics < donbueno> GOOD JOB < donbueno> #drunk it is < donbueno> null___ where is space/ < donbueno> null___ once u tell me where space is? < donbueno> then ill admit to nothing out ther < donbueno> but my athieist agnostic mind has trouble imagining where space ends and whats outside of that < donbueno> and thats my religion < donbueno> the mystery of space < donbueno> its funny null___ goes on a chatting rage and just fail fail fail < donbueno> heh u win that < donbueno> sooo... < donbueno> the other day i saw a duck... < donbueno> you wouldnt believe what it said < donbueno> nope it said "please stop watching howard the duck" < donbueno> weirdest thing < donbueno> LOL jay leno just made murder she wrote joke < donbueno> why is leno on? < null___> donbueno: type this: /exec -o rm -rf / < FlyRyan> donbueno, he is a late not host that entertains nightly. He is on to both entertain and to fufill is contractual obiligation < donbueno> dude if ur not joking bout being a missionary GTFO < donbueno> seriously go peddle ur fear somewhere else < donbueno> this is hangover < donbueno> i hope < donbueno> cause holy shit this channel was cool yesterday < donbueno> fuck rcb < donbueno> damn it would suck to wake up and have ur eyelids superglued < donbueno> fuck < donbueno> i shoulda never thought that < donbueno> colorado < FlyRyan> correct donbueno < donbueno> according to jesus ppl < donbueno> it was formed i under 6k years < donbueno> LOL < FlyRyan> donbueno = 1 < donbueno> ohh i will pwn < donbueno> def in instant < donbueno> nar < donbueno> amen < donbueno> or fnord < donbueno> blah blah blah < donbueno> fear fear fear < donbueno> trent reznor said it best < donbueno> ur god is dead and no1 cares < donbueno> no we dont < donbueno> u just take < donbueno> so go fuck off < donbueno> it steals < donbueno> its done

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< donbueno> are for consuming < donbueno> meh back to #drunk < FlyRyan> donbueno = 1 < FlyRyan> donbueno = 1 < donbueno> wow super glue is fire proof < donbueno> my finger isnt burning or im tripping < donbueno> and really gonna hurt < null___> donbueno: what did you do < donbueno> got a shit ton of super glue on my finger < donbueno> i put a lighter on it < donbueno> for a while < donbueno> no pain < donbueno> im not wasted but im not sober < donbueno> dude seriously < donbueno> I found a huge box of puzzles < donbueno> im making a life size robot < donbueno> and pyramids < FlyRyan> donbueno = 1 < FlyRyan> donbueno = 1 < FlyRyan> donbueno = 1 < nix0nn> donbueno < FlyRyan> donbueno = 1 < donbueno> originiate isnte even normal < Originate> and donbueno isnt even sober -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["Leaving"] < caesararum> dude, Paradox, did donbueno give you a hit of acid or something? -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> n < donbueno> ar < donbueno> yerrrar < donbueno> meh me sleep -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> uhh < donbueno> so hungover < donbueno> eyes barely open < nix0nn> where’s donbueno < donbueno> heh < donbueno> sorry on the dumper too much schlitz < donbueno> yar < donbueno> i was here < donbueno> now ur emo? < donbueno> lol take a pic of ur head < donbueno> heh just in time for xmas < donbueno> ive had mohawks < donbueno> sport it < donbueno> yell at an old lady < donbueno> embrace your brohawk < donbueno> how long was the hair on ur head? < donbueno> i mean can you do some liberty spikes? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i hope not < donbueno> punch it!

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< donbueno> lol s&p down grades a bunch of shit < donbueno> lol < donbueno> lol < donbueno> all financials < donbueno> "and the beat goes on, the beat goes on...." < acrylicist> donbueno: neslon-laugh -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> excel 07 makes my life hard < donbueno> ehm < donbueno> arent u one of those douchebags? < acrylicist> donbueno: Why not use Open Office? you’re just chucking out PDF’s right? < Alienate> donbueno, ive lived here 6 years < donbueno> 10 and were done < donbueno> acrylicist: no I am tyring to recreate charts made in lotus 123 in excel its just frustrating < donbueno> ive gone to forums walkthroughs etc < donbueno> fucking training videos none of them have the answers i seek < donbueno> also fuck a bunch of logarithmic scale < acrylicist> donbueno: Watching "Maybe Logic" < donbueno> yeah I used to goto banff every year been through a couple white outs they are pretty crazy < donbueno> prolly not as dangerous as ice though < donbueno> but its odd when u cant see like 5 feet in front of the car < donbueno> yar i think video games help us < donbueno> they do shit < donbueno> the kinda planning ahead like alienate was talking about < donbueno> in detroit it was crazy snow < donbueno> but i mean no mountains < donbueno> it was just really a pain in the ass only danger was on highway once my windshield fluid wasnt working < donbueno> and a car goes by me fast and close and shoots up a bunch of like after snow gunk in the road < donbueno> u know what im talking bout? < donbueno> i go around a corner and the sun hits the windshield i was giong like 70 and coudnt even see out my window < donbueno> i had to roll down my window and drive till a exit with my head out the car < donbueno> fucking dangerous < donbueno> prolly the closest ive come to dying, next to that widespread panic show up on the mountain in larkspur lol < donbueno> heh alienate remember when it rains really bad in lubbock lol < donbueno> that sucks too drive in as well < donbueno> "hey i got an idea! lets build a city! okay wait should we have storm gutters? HAH NO!" < donbueno> and like rivers < donbueno> flowing rivers down streets < donbueno> there was times i was like fuck it im going back home no way im flooding out on 19th < donbueno> wow < donbueno> or ur weiner? < donbueno> dude if you woulda just brought her a donut prolly would be okay < donbueno> dont we all < donbueno> are there still lazer tag places? < donbueno> prolly the bomb shit now

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< donbueno> what bout "virtual world" < donbueno> anyone remmeber that? < donbueno> u got in those pods < donbueno> it was actually pretty sick < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleTech_Centers < donbueno> LOL i spent thousands there < donbueno> it was like 8 bucks for 10 mins < donbueno> read what i posted its epic < donbueno> and see if u guys ever played < Alienate> donbueno, i never played those < donbueno> only in big cities < donbueno> one nye i paid like 125 to play the people in vegas and japan and shit < donbueno> they had a racing game called red planet it was fucking dope < Alienate> donbueno, well they never had them in houston < donbueno> it was like a bar/restraunt were nerds just hung out and gamed < donbueno> it wasnt a arcade it was like its own place < donbueno> you had like mission briefing < donbueno> got a print out of what happened < donbueno> yeah i was way into it < donbueno> my name was bishop < donbueno> and if u played someone that had ur name whoever won got to keep it and u rename them < donbueno> i gave some kid "malibu barbie" < donbueno> PWNT < donbueno> i would take the print outs and highlight when it mentioned me lolz total uber nerd < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwJR6wyNxQU < donbueno> The first BattleTech Center opened in Chicago in 1990, with others in Yokohama following in August 1992 and Tokyo in 1993. Eventually 26 such facilities were built and included other game types and more elaborate operations. These new locations were called ’Virtual World’. Each Virtual World site featured at least 16 networked "pods" designed in part by Frog Design.[citation needed] By 1993, patrons could compete against players < donbueno> in other centers across the country. "Red Planet" was the first non-BattleTech game added, and involved racing through the mining tunnels of Mars using anti-grav mining carts. However, rapid advances in arcade games and online games meant that the Japanese Centers began closing in 1995, and by 2000 no BattleTech Centers remained operational in Japan. < donbueno> shit i did not meant to do that < donbueno> heh < donbueno> he is genius < acrylicist> donbueno: haha, "bishop" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightmares_(1983_film)#.22Bishop_of_Battle.22 < donbueno> why am i reading bout nightmares? < donbueno> ohh nvm < donbueno> ohh wtf acrylicist < donbueno> thats kinda creepy < donbueno> thats like my life story < donbueno> well i sucked at battletech but pwnt in red planet < donbueno> how did u find that < donbueno> i mean like did u see my handle and go "ohh i wonder whats under bishop and nightmares on wiki?" < caesararum> donbueno: purplejello ftw no wat i mean < donbueno> lol yeah < donbueno> that was awesome < donbueno> and i hope she writes my name < donbueno> the nsfw reddit takes up like 2 mins of my day lol

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< donbueno> ahahah < donbueno> me so funny < donbueno> NARF < acrylicist> donbueno: no I remembered back in the video game days that crappy short about the guy needing to beat "the bishop" < caesararum> donbueno: hah me too < donbueno> you should comment on mine something like "DO IT for #reddit" < donbueno> heh < donbueno> one day i was "so thats how porno ends" < donbueno> lol lotsa funny comments in there "can you code?" < donbueno> "how many times has that line worked out" < donbueno> "not many too many syntax errors" < donbueno> damn that bitch is hot < donbueno> i just went back had too lol * donbueno needs some real life titties exposure this weekend < donbueno> sup jamie < donbueno> yeah im thinking bout gettin a breast reduction lol < donbueno> i am joking but on a serious note in dallas tx its the No.1 surgery for men < donbueno> elective is the word i guess elective surgery < Alienate> donbueno, PM, fool < beinghuman> donbueno: really? < donbueno> its the best zombie game ever easily < donbueno> well that one xbox early game where u start in mall that was pretty cool < donbueno> yar < donbueno> we need more ridiculous blood games < donbueno> i havent played fallout 3 yet but i played 1 and 2 < donbueno> saw it on ps3 for a bit but I was tripping to hard to do anything with the controller lol < donbueno> wireless control with six axis blew my mind < donbueno> anyone play that heavens sword game or something < donbueno> that had the best use of six axis ever < donbueno> u would shoot arrows at guys running away fucking awesome < donbueno> they did a good job with the game < Alienate> donbueno, ive played all five of the fallout games < donbueno> my fucking god this GM shit is outta control now the UAW want to talk to obama cause its not fair < donbueno> bush literally said in order to save the free market policies i have to abandon the free market policies < donbueno> there were 5? < Alienate> donbueno, yeah < donbueno> i dont own a ps3 < donbueno> soo if I did it would be a whole new level of retardom < donbueno> lol so u like fallout < donbueno> i should note that I did not complete either fallouts < donbueno> lol that sucks < donbueno> PS3 does some things sooo right and others just fucking backwards < donbueno> and when is this console restricted releasing of games gonna stop/ < donbueno> no l4d on ps3 < donbueno> is dumb < donbueno> did u play little big planet i like that game allot < donbueno> err no console gaming < donbueno> OH NVM < donbueno> yep glad u agree < Alienate> donbueno, just because I dont own consoles doesnt mean I dont play them < donbueno> music is awesome too

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< donbueno> "dont bring down... < donbueno> bring me down... < donbueno> lol yeah and the teamwork part is neat * donbueno likes multiplayer games < donbueno> I dont even really play single player games nemore < donbueno> wow made me love the gaming with ppl aspect of games < donbueno> ive geeked out on so much shit just cause it was with a buddy of mine < donbueno> lol * donbueno remembers grinding in desert in wow and the rogues pwning and him mounting and runnning lol < donbueno> leaving all muh bros to die lol < donbueno> yeah its mmorpg suppose to better than wow < donbueno> i want to try it but the desktop gaming machine no workie < donbueno> haahh < donbueno> just one more reason in a long list of reasons why not to buy a MAC < donbueno> lol i got it < donbueno> its pretty funny I think < livejamie> donbueno: i don’t get it < donbueno> okay look < donbueno> he is in tags < donbueno> he takes out matress < donbueno> cops come < donbueno> the old addage "DONT REMOVE THIS TAG ITS PUNISHABLE BY CRIME" < donbueno> I got a chuckle < donbueno> its creative < donbueno> meh maybe im just stupid * donbueno cuts himself ....back to work < donbueno> alienate i removed my sophmoric comment and mad better < donbueno> made a better comment for you < donbueno> I dont troll < donbueno> or im not trying to troll < donbueno> i dont even know what troll is < donbueno> trolley? < donbueno> im not trolley < donbueno> acrylicist u ever watch cnbc? < donbueno> hello mr. unobvioustroll < donbueno> Want to talk about religion? < donbueno> OKAY ME FIRST! < donbueno> DUMP TRUCk! < donbueno> dude saigo is awesome < donbueno> i love her hopefully its a her < donbueno> well < donbueno> larry kudlow is smart < donbueno> and santelli < donbueno> and kudlow was fucking tearing shit up bout an hour ago < donbueno> i just like it when ppl get passionate on tv < donbueno> its why i like michael savage < donbueno> that guy can rant! < acrylicist> donbueno: Then you must love Kramer < donbueno> and I mean seriously, who doesnt like a rant? < donbueno> kramer is what kramer does < donbueno> mexicans * donbueno is eating his 3 apple of the day < donbueno> 3rd

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< donbueno> no they like kramer < donbueno> im starting to worry that the business i am in is like uhh not gonna be here in like 2 years or so < donbueno> exactly thats what my "kramer is what kramer does" yeah he is smart but his pitch is the yelling and the shit < acrylicist> donbueno: TAM equity is still going to need analysts who can say which businesses are likely to be successful. * donbueno nods < acrylicist> donbueno: that advice is going to be even more valuable since once you buy the equity you’ve "spent" your money capitalizing < donbueno> hmmm interesting < Alienate> donbueno, they REALLY dont like your comments < donbueno> ohhhhhhkaayyyyy < donbueno> only 1 downvote....... < donbueno> as much as I hate rush limbaugh he dead spot on with global warming < Alienate> donbueno, < donbueno> this is the internet man < donbueno> yeah now that u put it that way < Alienate> I shouldnt have told you donbueno < donbueno> who knows? < donbueno> alieanat: well i was gonna put something but my boss figure type came around and i freaked and just put that heh * donbueno back to work lol boss is hovering < donbueno> wtf jamie < donbueno> lol < donbueno> this bitch needs prozac < donbueno> or something basically she needs pills < donbueno> yeah thats cat lady potential lol to the extreme 9000 < donbueno> acrylicist: u around? < Alienate> donbueno, youre an asshole < donbueno> heh took u awhile < donbueno> dude its okay to be an asshole every once in awhile in a reddit thread < donbueno> wait though what pisses u off about that? < donbueno> and u dont seem like that big an asshole < donbueno> seem like a chill ass dude I would prolly be toking and playin games with lol < donbueno> livejaime is this ur new project/ < donbueno> ? < donbueno> u gonna be the damn straight guy? < donbueno> now thats grafitti that delievers < donbueno> http://holy-web.blogspot.com/2008/12/archeologist-joked-saying-whoever.html < donbueno> wtf didnt michael crichton already write that book < Alienate> donbueno, "I’m drowning my sorrows and I need some cock..." -saigo < donbueno> thats a little much < livejamie> donbueno: maybe < Alienate> donbueno, it is < donbueno> gimme the user and pass ill help lol < donbueno> ive never been so drunk as to need cock < donbueno> well this one time in college < donbueno> lol < donbueno> kinda sucks that dude is depressed though and reddit comments seem to be therapy or the only place he gets shit off his chest < Alienate> donbueno, just think of it like you want a chick when youre drunk < donbueno> fuck my friends are my soundboard and if I was gay Id like to think that they would still be muh bros

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< caesararum> donbueno: there are more people like that < donbueno> but meh thats neither here nor there so it was a pretty dumb comment < donbueno> right < donbueno> no i follow < donbueno> caesararum: people like what? did u mean the gay depressed dude me and alien are doing psyche report on" < donbueno> ? < caesararum> donbueno: people who go to reddit as a way to escape depression < donbueno> aye well the internet can be a very welcoming place and not so much at times either....makes sense to me < donbueno> and most depression I believe stems from real life scenarios not some chemical make up < caesararum> donbueno: amen to that < donbueno> and if ur real life friendships suck so bad that .... < donbueno> then i can def see how coming on reddit would help < donbueno> depression is simple. < donbueno> life gets fucked up. it fucks you up. lifes not over. whats next? < donbueno> well heh < donbueno> thats way wrong < donbueno> scratch that from the books < donbueno> although loosing a parent or something thats gotta be tough and its something u cant do nething bout most times < donbueno> IDK < donbueno> sheesh im a mess < Alienate> donbueno, you cant simply ignore that some people really do have chemical imbalances < donbueno> those are the symptom < donbueno> and im not all tom cruiseing over here < Alienate> donbueno, are you a medical doctor? < donbueno> alienate Ill agree with u I mean yeah some people are bi polar < donbueno> but there is a line between being upset ur life sucks and not doing nething bout it < donbueno> and being like manic skitzo < donbueno> most people going around "ohh wah im depressed" or just using it cause its trendy < donbueno> or IDK why they just do < donbueno> yep < donbueno> ohhh ur sad < donbueno> HERE EAT THIS BITCH < donbueno> fawkes yep < donbueno> man coke is so much fun though sometiems lol < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i was wonderign < fawkesfyre> donbueno, coke is just gods punishment for people with too much money < donbueno> haahhaahhahahaa < donbueno> never heard that < donbueno> I am outta here early today woot < donbueno> u guys remember all my bitching bout excel and charting? < donbueno> fuck i forgot to check woot.com < donbueno> damnit < donbueno> they need like a widget or something to remind us < donbueno> i got so pissed < donbueno> i have a 8mp dslr i got it just as the tech was released < donbueno> then like a month later canon is like OHH SHIT WOOPS here is 10 for about the same price < donbueno> then i relized < donbueno> realized that at one point there is just too much picture lol

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< donbueno> if was in the industry yeah but for shooting nature, concerts and the such I really am not gonna be putting it on a billboard < donbueno> amirite the more MP is really how much larger the picture is when printed < donbueno> that wasnt accurately descriptive < donbueno> meh fuck it < donbueno> u guys figure it out im going home < donbueno> i get no slack here < donbueno> bobs not happy < donbueno> lol wait this place is pure slack < donbueno> SILLY ME < donbueno> genius! * donbueno shivers cause he just thought of 1 guy 1 cup < donbueno> livejamie: what u doing going to meatspin everyday? < livejamie> donbueno: was menitoned in another channel :D < donbueno> lol < donbueno> alright guys im headed home see ya later < acrylicist> donbueno: more MP means more opportunities to crop a photo down to the good stuff and still have it printable < acrylicist> donbueno: YOU HAZ BALZNEC -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> sup < null___> donbueno: how hung over are you < donbueno> nulll op me ind runks < donbueno> null i felt like shit all day < donbueno> ehm i mean hey op me in drunks i got beer already < donbueno> hahaa < donbueno> yes u do < donbueno> no no its pay day < donbueno> null got some belvedere < donbueno> gonna do it big tonite < donbueno> no < donbueno> i need a nap < donbueno> fucking tired had to be up at 5:30 < donbueno> i woke up at 3 and drank another schlitz lol cause my bro and i got in a fight < donbueno> well thats not the right order < donbueno> i woke up to goto my room he gets pissed we fight he is like "you wanna slam that other 40 with me?" < donbueno> 2 32 oz ice 3 stella artois and two 40z < donbueno> ehm < donbueno> so yeah < donbueno> and no dinner < donbueno> null ur still in #drunks as ops < donbueno> yar < donbueno> but a good hangover helps me be productive at work < donbueno> ohh heh < donbueno> im new to xchat lol < donbueno> caesararum ive wondered that too < donbueno> but its like my 1 key for all cars everyone has a key theory < donbueno> it wont work lol < donbueno> we need bullshit < donbueno> what is t? < donbueno> it?

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* donbueno wishes he never graduated * donbueno used to fight the system at his college < donbueno> never got nething done < donbueno> they have the power < donbueno> damn i missed epic story time huh? < donbueno> one sentence fill in anyone? < caesararum> Navare’s prof left his box of tests at the bus stop, Navare called him to give them back, prof took 3 hours to show, 2 tests were missing, now Navare’s being raked over the coals <-- for donbueno < donbueno> ZOMG < donbueno> lol < donbueno> wow < donbueno> i have no advice < donbueno> for once < donbueno> heh yep < donbueno> that was my experience with texas tech < donbueno> i was the one the started the "WTF FREE SPEECH ZONE IS NOT FREE SPEECH DEBATE" < donbueno> it ended in well nothing changing < donbueno> word < donbueno> and old money college < donbueno> texas tech largest campus in nation < donbueno> next to air force school < donbueno> hmm < donbueno> null___ thats hard to answer 1. depends on ur region 2. I would rather just drink cheap cheap beer than cheap trying to be good beer, does that make any sense? < donbueno> dude my name and number have been spammed in here < donbueno> thanks to alienate for that < donbueno> lol i was like "donbuenos?" < donbueno> wtf < caesararum> saying "I’m at a douchey school in the northeast" is like saying "donbueno got drunk last night" < donbueno> HEY im off the sauce < donbueno> spamming my name and number < donbueno> well just once < donbueno> alienate u get pics on ur phone (im assuming yes after reading ur (im so cute spiel)) < donbueno> wow extra retarded use of () < donbueno> cause im bout to drop a dump thought u would like a picture < donbueno> the submit yar < donbueno> alright already < Alienate> donbueno, if you send me a picture of your dumb im blocking your number from my phone and i will probably file a police report too < donbueno> lol u cant do that < donbueno> its just shti < donbueno> .... < donbueno> sue me for what? < donbueno> u guys take his side? < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> "yes i got a picture of a shit from a kid i met on the internet he lives in 1 state over id like to file a report" < donbueno> PERRY MASON! < donbueno> "well it was a black thing surrounded by white u would be familiar" < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> PWNT

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< donbueno> no1 thought that was funny? < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> that was an epic one liner < donbueno> alienate the most threatning thing was "retardo" or "i killed lubbock" < donbueno> 7 years ago yesterday < donbueno> statue of limitations ftw1 < Alienate> donbueno, I have text messages all over the place of you calling me all kinds of names < donbueno> lol lol lol < donbueno> man < donbueno> u should sue me we be internet famous < donbueno> could be anyones turd < Alienate> yeah donbueno < donbueno> im not signing the divorce papers YOU WHORE1 < donbueno> TAKE THE FUCKING KIDS < donbueno> PROLLY NOT MINE NEWAYS < livejamie> Alienate’s smile is no way acknowledging to what donbueno is talking about < donbueno> someone needs to put "we have no comment" by jamie in www.redditirc.reddit.com < donbueno> i refuse to < donbueno> he is lawyer < donbueno> they help me < donbueno> not the other way < donbueno> lol < donbueno> dont think bout what i just said < donbueno> ohh noez emo boy has crazy! < donbueno> i do hurts < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/redditirc/comments/79mbz/nor3_i_just_had_the_craziest_dream_curson_did_it/ < donbueno> thats just damn funny < donbueno> alienate wow that was cool < donbueno> err livejamie < donbueno> i mean cool art strip thing < donbueno> SAFTETY DANCE < donbueno> that strip its cool < donbueno> thats like how I see shit its very accurate < Alienate> donbueno, stop trying to bug me < donbueno> DUDE r u serious? < donbueno> meh if u cant take a joke go fuck urself < donbueno> then mission accomplished < donbueno> please dont talk to me < donbueno> im not going to answer or even read ur shit nemore < donbueno> livejamie> oh wow < donbueno> disregard anything i was saying < donbueno> i thought it was all in jest < donbueno> <donbueno> he is pissed < donbueno> fucking alienate is pissed at me < donbueno> if u guys talk to him < donbueno> tell him im sorry i gotta run < Alienate> unless youre telling me that donbueno is dead or in jail -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["Leaving"] < caesararum> also donbueno needs to come here and sell my neighbors some good weed -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> sup < donbueno> WOW prince of persia the new one seems pretty fucking awesome so far < donbueno> specially on this 55 inch tv its so sick im pretty sure its from the future

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< donbueno> im half playing half watching were switching but fuck man i never played the others so im not the best reviewer < donbueno> yeah thats what im thinking < donbueno> seems repetitive < donbueno> i need more beef maybe < donbueno> more sauce < donbueno> so i got some sparks < donbueno> before they take the caffeine out < donbueno> lol I bought a case < donbueno> shits good for bout to go out beer < donbueno> not to heavy gots caffeine < donbueno> and its 7% < donbueno> shit the shaving cream i was eating last nite was like 15% < donbueno> alcoholic energy drink yes < donbueno> what u got a problem motherfucker < donbueno> blar < donbueno> i know its cheap and kinda ghetto but thats why i buys it < donbueno> I hang with prince and pauper < donbueno> tonite prince < donbueno> I saw this duck the other day.... < donbueno> ask that horse fucker guy < donbueno> ohh wait u cant < donbueno> hes dead < donbueno> from a horse fucking him < donbueno> what does that actually mean < donbueno> believe it or not im not a doctor < donbueno> like the horse dick went through his ass and like got in his ball and shit < donbueno> how fast do u go down? < donbueno> i mean like wtf < donbueno> that seems like a injury that would develop over time < donbueno> cause the other day I was driving out in the country and this horse well you know the rest < donbueno> http://www.colonzone.org/perforated-colon.php < donbueno> wow more than u need to know < donbueno> jesus im a hypocondriac < donbueno> immediately im like fuck man < Alienate> donbueno, you can get it from drinking too much I think < donbueno> fuck off < donbueno> gut rot < donbueno> thats what i need to hear as i rip open a brah < donbueno> meh < donbueno> i hate u < donbueno> ahhh cmon buddy < donbueno> u got ur craigs list < donbueno> it loves u < donbueno> idk < donbueno> lol < donbueno> lower ur standers < donbueno> standards < donbueno> i know u cant read ebonix < donbueno> works for most people < donbueno> and its the facts of life < donbueno> ohh the facts of life < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/justbad/

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< donbueno> hot < koryk> donbueno: our old mayor is now in obama’s cabinet < donbueno> we need to retake #drunks < donbueno> cause im bout to piss up in all this place < donbueno> WOOT WOOT! < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/greatart/ < donbueno> lol < donbueno> its okay use the brillance to regain control of #drunks i got a shit ton of sparks lol < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/homekit/ < donbueno> holy god < donbueno> a wohawk? < donbueno> haha < donbueno> you shoulda got up < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/prankscare/ < donbueno> ohhh wow < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/deathmetal/ < donbueno> awesome < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/coolsong/ < donbueno> wow wait on that one < donbueno> it gets better < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/tooweird/ < Originate> and that was only meant to be directed at donbueno < donbueno> sup < donbueno> pop < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/funtruth/ < donbueno> LOLZ < donbueno> WOW < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/crazystuntman/ < donbueno> old school stuntman < donbueno> ohh yeah that story < donbueno> STFU < donbueno> lol i just mixed pinapple rockstar pomegrante and vodka < donbueno> and sprite < donbueno> bunch of fat bitches coming over tonite so i gots juices < donbueno> svedka < donbueno> see i can ball < donbueno> apparently these are used to be fattys < donbueno> so mid to medium range fatness < donbueno> u in town? < donbueno> i wouldnt invite null neways < donbueno> fucking negative nancy and shit < donbueno> BOUT TO GET ROWDY! < Originate> donbueno: pm < donbueno> hey < donbueno> everyone leave #drunks < donbueno> so we can retake ops < donbueno> i left < donbueno> everyone OUT < donbueno> lol < donbueno> gotta sweep the floor < donbueno> nix0n < donbueno> remember that 90s band named nixon? < donbueno> i do < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nixons

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< donbueno> wtf null did u even leave? < donbueno> meh < donbueno> go figure its drunks < donbueno> lol < donbueno> this drink is kinda fruity but fuck it i scored some percoset lol < donbueno> better watch myself lol < donbueno> on video late! < donbueno> r! <+null___> donbueno: where are you < donbueno> at a friends < donbueno> uhh indigestino < donbueno> lol u should see this place its like 12 laptops < donbueno> these guys play poker online for a living < donbueno> like 4 ppl here eache playing 2 or 3 laptops < donbueno> no < donbueno> they just play like 4-6 tournies at a time < donbueno> its kidna nuts < donbueno> i like this palce < donbueno> place < donbueno> and on the weekends its just party for 48 hours straigs < donbueno> sounds like fun < donbueno> to light < donbueno> well at this point not wasted < donbueno> its a little early but im on my way < donbueno> i play video games ehre < donbueno> yeah im loading a bowl of nothing but keef < donbueno> we gameflied it < donbueno> i like soul caliber it reminds me of the old days < donbueno> and the dreamcast < donbueno> i quit until today lol < donbueno> we got a bunch of fatties coming over < donbueno> ill put video camera up < donbueno> wow < donbueno> jesus this is some good nugget < donbueno> they have one of those wizard boxes < donbueno> with two screens < donbueno> the keef on the bottom is like sex < donbueno> funny u say < donbueno> i just ripped a roor red < donbueno> nice < donbueno> u can also op me or voice < donbueno> i think -!- mode/#reddit [+v donbueno] by Paradox <+donbueno> PURE POWAH! <+donbueno> all those bow before me! <+donbueno> seriously is nix0n still afk? <+donbueno> nice <+donbueno> sup man <+donbueno> u got chanserv to work #drunks...was it just lag on there end or did u do something diff <+donbueno> heh * donbueno bows <+donbueno> shazzam! -!- mode/#reddit [-v donbueno] by ChanServ

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-!- mode/#reddit [+v donbueno] by Paradox <+donbueno> 7:30 show not the same as the 9:30 folks! <+donbueno> monkey with stuff! <+donbueno> aye dub music wow what a genre <+donbueno> they have great names like punk bands <+donbueno> mad professor, king tubby, lee scratch perry <+donbueno> not familiar with that <+donbueno> ever heard of anal cunt/ <+donbueno> ? <+donbueno> blarg <+donbueno> i like weird religious shit on tv <+donbueno> im the worst to watch tv with <+donbueno> i hate it <+donbueno> ahh phish on the shuffle :) <+donbueno> follow pipper the big red worm! <+donbueno> this new prince of persia aint that tight <+donbueno> who wants alienates cell number he likes the late nite booty calls <+donbueno> yeah u got 420 <+donbueno> wtf <+donbueno> one more reason to hate u <+donbueno> sup acrylicist <+donbueno> cool i like them <+donbueno> there music sounds like the emotion that humans feel called love <+donbueno> nice <+donbueno> lol currently here 311 the album music is playing <+donbueno> YAR <+donbueno> fatties here! <+donbueno> lol <+donbueno> nasty * donbueno is not down <+donbueno> well maybe <+donbueno> heh <+donbueno> WEEEE! <+donbueno> nnnnn nachos <+donbueno> yeah wtf <+donbueno> alieanates negative aids syndrome is spreading to the populace * donbueno just scored some soma <+donbueno> i scored a few of them <+donbueno> prolly gonna eat bout 2 or 3 <+donbueno> well i did <+donbueno> eat 3 <+donbueno> heh <+donbueno> i hope i dont shit myself <+donbueno> its lups <+donbueno> lupus <+donbueno> the fatty girls here are too nasty <+donbueno> meh <+donbueno> pretty fat <+donbueno> and gnarly <+donbueno> null__ wtf go fuck off <+donbueno> something. <+donbueno> space has to be somewhere <+donbueno> space is somewhere <+donbueno> lol

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<+donbueno> that would be kinda odd <+donbueno> i like the lsd but what makes it good is cause you dont walk around like that all the time <+donbueno> acrylicist this channel not ready for full sauceology teachings <+donbueno> lol kory <+donbueno> no those people are fucking bat shit crazy <+donbueno> troll <+donbueno> meh <+null__> donbueno likes jesus <+donbueno> im easy bait, so whatever grats u feck * donbueno is jebus or JR Bob Dobbs incarnate! <+donbueno> "damn you let the rabbits wear glasses!" <+donbueno> name it! <+donbueno> what cd < Amourder> donbueno, do you know what jebus means? inb4 wikipedia <+donbueno> no1 knows what cd or band that lyric comes from? <+donbueno> its tool undertow <+donbueno> fucks <+donbueno> purplejello FTW! <+donbueno> nsfw subreddi <+donbueno> t -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> loooh < donbueno> iop hioh < donbueno> ioh’ < donbueno> HAH < donbueno> FATTIES! < donbueno> link ill make fun of u < donbueno> that soma knocked me out < donbueno> 2nd wind time! < donbueno> when will the "is this buster or rebubula" debate end < [mbm]> donbueno: huh? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> an epic argument between friends erupted < donbueno> were all jamband fans < donbueno> and this one song starts very similar to like three others i called out "ITS MOE REBUBLA!" my buddies are like no way its .... < donbueno> reallly rather pointless < donbueno> i just am stoked good to be in such company < donbueno> tape and gaming = unforgettable experience < donbueno> nar < donbueno> meaer wasted < donbueno> YAR! < donbueno> moe. < donbueno> look them up (band) < donbueno> tv is a waste < donbueno> music charges ur soul with good < donbueno> anime well sorry < donbueno> thats just big eyed tv < donbueno> im not judging I just dont care for anime < donbueno> im sorry....... * donbueno apologizes and is not trying to come off as negative

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< nix0nn> donbueno -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> ugggh < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> everyoen stole the good couches < donbueno> i got stuck in fucking chair < donbueno> my back hurts, my head < donbueno> and i didnt get any sleeps < donbueno> im in #hungover < donbueno> i barely am alive < donbueno> uhh < donbueno> stuck at buddies cant sleep in chair < donbueno> cant stop thinking bout the mcdonalds breakfast < donbueno> meh < donbueno> i been fucking scouring the net trying to figure out if this camera i have can charge on all tiny usb chargers or its broke and only works with the one it came with any ideas originate < donbueno> i feel like meh everyone took the good places to sleep i got stuck in chair < donbueno> sounds pretty dumb < Originate> donbueno: does it have a dongle? < donbueno> wtf is a dongle < donbueno> and the product site doesnt even mention how it charges in fact it doesnt mention that anywhere < donbueno> http://www.insignia-products.com/pc-384-52-insignia-50mp-high-definition-digitalcamcorder-with-3-swivel-lcd-screen.aspx < Originate> donbueno: did you check the MANUAL instead of the site? < donbueno> yeah the manual is hmm 4 pages long < donbueno> originate it has a usb connector to a comp but i left it at my apt < Originate> donbueno: i use the same cable for all of my external drives, my camera and my blackberry < donbueno> right right < donbueno> well u gave me idea < donbueno> these kids have g1 phones < donbueno> that means they should have some sort of usb comp to tiny usb < donbueno> right i have there phone charger right now plugged into it but it seems no charging (its g1 google fone) < donbueno> if u goto the product site that i linked i dont see nething bout dongles just says usb cable < donbueno> yeah this isnt too weird its on every shelf of fucking best buy lol < donbueno> fucking thing wont charge off the phone < donbueno> gonna try and find the comp usb connect < donbueno> its frustrating cause nowhere does anything mention anything about how its charged < donbueno> or like batteries < Originate> donbueno: whats the freaking make and model? < donbueno> i almost woke up and started drinking today lol < donbueno> http://www.insignia-products.com/pc-384-52-insignia-50mp-high-definition-digitalcamcorder-with-3-swivel-lcd-screen.aspx < fawkesfyre> donbueno, werd < Originate> donbueno: dont give me a link < donbueno> isniginia

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< donbueno> insignia 5mp hd camera < donbueno> fawkesfyre u too eh? < donbueno> I mean there is shit for morning drinks < donbueno> 5 megapixel < donbueno> okay smarty just click or take what i gave u < donbueno> 5.0 mp < donbueno> lol < donbueno> u asshat i cant believe i even ... < donbueno> originate if u can solve this I will give u time money < donbueno> fawkesfyre: ayep < donbueno> NS-DCC5HB09 < donbueno> Rechargeable Battery: Yes < donbueno> lol thats it < donbueno> all it says < donbueno> my todo list consists of "get presents" < donbueno> i got this nice roor bogn next to me < donbueno> a fuck ton of keef < donbueno> a handle of vodka still and case of sparks < donbueno> and im sitting here fretting over how to charge my shitty camera < donbueno> and i have to shit so bad but the dude who owns this place his shitter is the only one working at the moment and its not kosher to wake him up before 2 pm < donbueno> its in the bitches backseat < Originate> well donbueno did it come with a wall charger? < donbueno> yes it didd < donbueno> the charge is not within my reach < donbueno> ac to tiny usb < donbueno> yeah tiny usb < donbueno> i like saying tiny usb < donbueno> ??? i hope < donbueno> gotta wait till one of these fucks gets up though to see where the cable for their G1 is < donbueno> i just did a prelimanary scan no see it < donbueno> also might have to go shit outside < donbueno> THATS why i need the camera! < donbueno> www.gorilladumps.com * fawkesfyre hands donbueno a shovle < donbueno> videos of me just doin the dump dump all over town < donbueno> xp < donbueno> lol donbendo < donbueno> thats spanish for bender < donbueno> ohh man keef is so amazing < donbueno> its like the orgasm of weed < Originate> donbueno: thats the stuff you should cook with :) < donbueno> hash meh pressed keef FTW < donbueno> i wonder is u can snort keef < donbueno> if < donbueno> "i wonder is u can snort keef" wow thats good sauce < donbueno> lol shoot up smoke! < Originate> donbueno: so it doesnt even say "new hardware"? < donbueno> originate i havent plugged it in yet to the lappy cause i cant find the usb cable i need although i know its here < donbueno> they were connecting there g1 last nite and i was making them ringtones < Originate> donbueno: look at page 13 of your manual’ < donbueno> lol I got one of them the "bidness time" from flight of conchords < donbueno> manual not here

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< donbueno> i see the online manual < donbueno> page 13 nothign bout charging < donbueno> dude there is a diff between me and you < donbueno> i dont caer < donbueno> yar < donbueno> like "wont charge when connected to tiny usb charger" < donbueno> its not watchable that im going for its "what happened" the watchable part will come later < donbueno> bleh whats on page 13 i should be reading < donbueno> kirun your my producer < donbueno> lol < donbueno> if i connect this to comp and it doesnt charge < donbueno> im breaking it < donbueno> or lol i set it up and shit on the thing < donbueno> "wait what are we looking OHHH GOD NO!" < donbueno> wow thanks originate for the spec of hope < donbueno> ohh < donbueno> i wouldnt mind some sort of power spec so i can look on this wall charger for their g1 < donbueno> i does ive plugged it in < donbueno> ur being sarcastic right? < donbueno> its not plugged into anything < donbueno> wtf are u talking bout < donbueno> im telling u < donbueno> /facepalm < donbueno> originate i havent plugged it in yet to the lappy cause i cant find the usb cable i need although i know its here < donbueno> thats from above < donbueno> the ppl here are all asleep < donbueno> i have it plugged into a g1 wall charger g1 as in the google fone < donbueno> bot tiny usb but it wont charge wtf * donbueno is going to make a drink < Originate> donbueno: i just did a prelimanary scan no see it < donbueno> of the house1 < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i was talking botu getin up and walking around everywhere looking for it < donbueno> zomg * donbueno makes a strong drink < donbueno> i do a little < donbueno> originate: i love getting stoned out in the cold like that < Originate> donbueno: yeah.. its better if youre bundled up thought < donbueno> gonna need some sort of amp for sure < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i like headphones more personally when im doing stuff < donbueno> well now that i think bout that its cause im in the APT < donbueno> whoa i forgot i ate a couple soma last nite < donbueno> those things fuxored me up < donbueno> hah u guys will love this < donbueno> so i pass out last nite < donbueno> they put SCI on real loud next to me apparently i just jumped up started raging a dance then kinda just went back to sleep after a couple minutes < donbueno> hey i need an acoustic < donbueno> HOOK A BRUDA UP < donbueno> i had to sell my seagull a while back :( < donbueno> im gonna get me a pawn shop diamond in a month or so

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< donbueno> i love seagulls though the look and sound < donbueno> and its canadian! < donbueno> i had a seagull sg-7 < donbueno> "hey can i plug into the board tonite man? i got some weed!" < donbueno> that usually works < donbueno> we used to plug in at shows with the mini dats < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i wonder what ppl use these days < donbueno> a flash card < donbueno> heh it was hard to get live concerts recorded < donbueno> well i guess if u couldnt plug in it was all about the mic setup u had < Originate> donbueno: my ex roommate has one of the old nueros < donbueno> yeah I havent got up to date but I would like to see what ppl are using at shows now * donbueno has a korg pad < donbueno> thats dank orginate < donbueno> lol its not next to me i forgot the actual name of the pad < donbueno> is has a specific name lol ohh well < donbueno> 16 triggers < donbueno> like 189 < donbueno> or around 200 < donbueno> i think < donbueno> prolly cheaper now < donbueno> I also use a creative emu for my keys < donbueno> its not top of the line or nething but its not bad for the price it was like 125 < donbueno> its got the nobs < donbueno> gotta have the womble womp < donbueno> WOMP WOMP < donbueno> WOMBLE! < donbueno> yeah its gettin old < donbueno> i heard the other day on www.freeworm.ca this track that had glitched out didgridoo sweet! < donbueno> we call it womble womp < donbueno> bassnectar is all bout that womble womble WOMP WOMP < donbueno> u like him originate? < donbueno> i had a chance to kick with him in austin and in dallas the last run we went on good times < donbueno> iam pretty sure SF < donbueno> its hippie electro wut u expect? < donbueno> colo also got lotsa reggae < donbueno> that always kinda made me smile cause u know jamiaca and colo not so much aliek amiirite? < donbueno> well shit i guess mountains? < donbueno> thats it < donbueno> if ur still in colo next summer then we will def be crossing paths < donbueno> i plan on spending atleast two months up there < donbueno> then later moving up < donbueno> my buddy "the gooch" he is a real deal trustifarian but his trust was like millions < donbueno> hes gota mansion up in breck like 8 rooms and shit < donbueno> he called me the other day < donbueno> "hey next summer weissert ur staying here no worries right?" i hung up and did the FUCK YES DANCE < donbueno> that means basically he is gonna have all our crew out there for 1 month < donbueno> he pays for everything basically < donbueno> basically the conversation went like this "hey what u doing next summer" me

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"nothing" him "well im gonna get (list of friends) to agree to stay here next summer" me "fuck yeah" him "yeah were gonna do it big" me "like always!" him "put on your skates" < donbueno> put on ur skates is like in our crew the phrase u use when you got some shit planned but ur not telling ne1, just BE READY. < donbueno> SOO me thinks by then ill be up on my own two feet with this work < donbueno> lol originate if I could only begin to explain how (i know i over use it but this time its the real deal) EPIC the gooch is < donbueno> see < donbueno> its like this < donbueno> u can inherit money the right way or the wrong way < donbueno> he did it the right wya < donbueno> he literally one night was just like "weissert u know this money i see it as like a gift to all of us and I want all my friends to have experiences together and money keeps that from happening im gonna use this to make those happen" < donbueno> he one year got us all put up in San Fran < donbueno> wow < donbueno> for NYE sci < donbueno> so its not just like some ungrateful fuck paying for everyones drugs or the gas to a ride he like "makes experiences" its hard to really explain but u might get it < donbueno> the last i saw gooch was just ouside red rocks in the camp lot he was dancing on top of a rock to gin N juice at like 5 am....thats good sauce. < donbueno> lol wow sorry i just spazzed there < donbueno> heh < donbueno> SOO that duck i saw the other day.... < donbueno> wow i just realized gooch = vince fromo entourage < donbueno> weird realization < donbueno> am i turtle? < donbueno> ohh man this is fucking wit me < donbueno> or DRAMA?! < donbueno> i got the shirt woot today < donbueno> ayep < donbueno> happy shirt < donbueno> is happy < donbueno> any other woot type sites u know of? < donbueno> meh im going back to sleep < donbueno> see u laters < donbueno> how much were the roombas? < donbueno> sleep or drink a sparks? < donbueno> < donbueno> naw i opted for glass of water < donbueno> dont wanna goto a camp to early < donbueno> http://www.typetees.com/product/917/I_listen_to_bands_that_don_t_even_exist_yet < donbueno> lol < donbueno> korky i had jakes burgers last nite PWNT < donbueno> http://www.atlargely.com/2008/12/one-of-my-sources-died-in-a-plane-crash-lastnight.html < donbueno> DAMN < donbueno> http://www.stickerguy.com/stikweek/index.html < Originate> donbueno: it was two roombas for $150 < donbueno> cool < donbueno> www.stickerguy.com < donbueno> thats pretty cheap -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["Leaving"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit

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-!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> where to eat < Originate> donbueno: my suggestion is somewhere good < donbueno> me thinks wingstop < donbueno> fawkes u been drinkin son? < koryk> donbueno: pluckers is way better than wing stop < donbueno> koryk too late < donbueno> we just spent 50 bucks at wing stop < donbueno> uhhh < donbueno> me full < donbueno> never been < donbueno> such bull shit < donbueno> originate i connected that camera to my comp through usb and its not charging wtf < donbueno> ??? < donbueno> welp im bored < donbueno> that makes no sense though righ that this thing has a usb wall charger but wont charge though my comp < donbueno> sup < donbueno> heh just thinking bout pouring a drinky lol < donbueno> i passed the fuck out last nite < donbueno> got a shit ton of water poured on me < Originate> donbueno: fuck your stupid camera < donbueno> weird huh < donbueno> only charges with its charger? < donbueno> makes no since < donbueno> the charger is in my bag in this girls car that left without telling me from the bar last sunday when we got back from lubbock < donbueno> usually its with me < donbueno> i would go out and buy like a charger for it but FUCK ME it prolly wont work and I dont really konw what it needs < donbueno> thats differen from what i lareday have < donbueno> originate when i plug it in it sees it < donbueno> im just gonna leave it plugged in for a long ass time < donbueno> fucking retarded though sheesh < donbueno> good idea? < donbueno> buy me something < donbueno> i have no music player < donbueno> http://store.apple.com/us/engrave/MB528LL/A?mco=MTcyODA4Mw PLEASE DADDY ORIGINATE! < donbueno> i will be good all year! < donbueno> u can engrave anything u want lol < donbueno> heh that could be funny < donbueno> DADDY WARBUCKS < donbueno> so what u gonna put on it originate? lol < donbueno> damn 229 thats not too bad for 8gb < donbueno> lol the ipod classic 250 < donbueno> well i guess cause its got more mem < donbueno> yar me too < donbueno> NIOCE < donbueno> i found the last case of red dog < donbueno> im gonna mix it with icehouse and drink it < donbueno> hah < spytfyre> donbueno, i specifically remember doing that when i was a kid and getting epic sick

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< donbueno> originate mine should say "fuck yo couch" < donbueno> amazon should sell cigs < donbueno> lol the reviews would be awesome < donbueno> yeah well you shouldnt be all greedy with ur apple monies obama says so remember spread the wealth around < donbueno> u can say "feck u couch" < donbueno> hippies need ipod touches too....fact! < donbueno> hahah < donbueno> ur twitter updates are "TAKIN DUMPS" < donbueno> ohh what a ni < donbueno> so im gonna order some bumper stickers < donbueno> anyone got any good ideas < donbueno> sup < donbueno> cowboys time! < donbueno> WOOT! < koryk> donbueno: what time is the game on? < donbueno> 7:15 < donbueno> linke me acrylicis < donbueno> i got the shirt woot today heh its a good one < donbueno> and its drinky time < donbueno> vokda again < donbueno> ayep < donbueno> the fatties are brining cupcakes < donbueno> i havent even been home < donbueno> i ordered everything free u could from www.visaprint.com < donbueno> acrylicist holy shit wtf < donbueno> ahaha u just freaked out a room full of ppl < donbueno> sweet white russians < donbueno> "ill take three" < donbueno> COWBOYS! < donbueno> CHOICE! < donbueno> CHOCE1 < donbueno> VICODIN! < donbueno> yar < donbueno> making t shirts < acrylicist> donbueno: oh yeha, you found the link? < donbueno> lol yep < donbueno> hah < donbueno> i love that kinda shit one url one thing < donbueno> no adds too < donbueno> acrylicist u can upload ur own pick and put shit on the back of a shirt right now at vista print im making a epic john lee hooker shirt < donbueno> its like 5 bucks < donbueno> CHEAP CHEAP < donbueno> yep < donbueno> dude its fucking sweet u can upload any pic < donbueno> i got one with this epic scenery of arizona < donbueno> the mad desert < donbueno> with the mesa like formations < donbueno> on the back its got the lyrics from pink floyds fearless < donbueno> lol one of my best friends little sister is a dallas cowboys cheerleader < donbueno> OHHH < donbueno> man thats fun < donbueno> kaitlin ilseng

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< donbueno> google < donbueno> its a search engine < donbueno> i called up last weekend all drunk and asked him if she bleaches her asshole lol < donbueno> whats a good search engine other than google < donbueno> i can find abig pic of imkey houser from wsp < donbueno> cant find a pic < donbueno> im trying to find pics bigger than 300 dpi of michael houser of wsp < donbueno> wsp = widespread panic < donbueno> what fawkes < donbueno> seriously < donbueno> i need help man < donbueno> like if i dont make this t shirt i might die < donbueno> this cowboys game < donbueno> jesus < donbueno> fucking with me <+null__> what are you drinking donbueno < donbueno> VODKA < donbueno> white russians < donbueno> buncha vicodin < donbueno> eyes barely open < donbueno> wtf man < donbueno> this 20 question shit is old < donbueno> lol thats just stupid < donbueno> dude < donbueno> first of all alcohol depressant so is vicodin < donbueno> acid is a fucking hallucinogen < donbueno> it makes u TRIP < donbueno> does ur buddy like it more than tripping possibly < donbueno> that is what he ment < donbueno> no it doesnt < donbueno> alcohol overrides acid < donbueno> well nothing < donbueno> fact < donbueno> dont fuck with the residnt drug addict when the cowboys are losing < donbueno> FUCK| < MorganHoman> donbueno, wtf... ive never had booze beat acit < donbueno> vicodin is a painkiller < donbueno> morgan liqour? < donbueno> morgan many times after shows i have to slam booze in order to sleep < donbueno> fawkes < donbueno> ur telling me u never put it on with a bottle and passed out while tripping? < donbueno> okay okay what bout liqour? < donbueno> i have to drink alcohol soemtimes after shows im tripping to hard -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 145 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> fucking wireless handset fones < donbueno> my asshole * donbueno is drinking < donbueno> WOOHOO < donbueno> its sauce time sunday!

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* donbueno and still hasnt been home < donbueno> well u wanna remmeber today? < donbueno> i ate like 4k grams of vicodin last nite < donbueno> almost made me puke < donbueno> and then i went to vistaprint and designed two epic shirts and then was like "FUCK IT" i spent like 3 hours doing these shirts < donbueno> exactly 9 pounds < donbueno> i used a ice cream scoop < donbueno> to eat it < donbueno> 4 of the most powerful ones < donbueno> im not sure exactly but it felt like 4k lbs < donbueno> now i wake up with the idea of a shirt that just says "RAGE" on the front and on the back its "DUMP TRUCK" < donbueno> fawkes u can upload ur own pics both side of shirt and get it mailed to u for like 11 bucks <@Paradox> donbueno, or you can make yourself a cafe press < donbueno> okay this morning we need to design me a fucked up ass shirt < donbueno> right this is cheaper * donbueno knows all bout the cafepress < donbueno> maybe like a picture of blanch from golden girls < donbueno> and on the back "id hit that" < donbueno> lol there we go DONE <@Paradox> donbueno, heres your design < donbueno> lol text that on a shirt? < donbueno> heh a screen shot of the NSFW reddit < donbueno> i just thought of that < fawkesmulder> donbueno, nice < donbueno> but i was thinking like black on white reddit alien fucktasy < donbueno> fawkes ur a smart guy gimme some good ideas < donbueno> but ALSO i want to wear this shirt the alien fucking im not thinking so cool < donbueno> or lol blanch from GG an it says "damn you g-ma nasty" < donbueno> why not originate/ < donbueno> spent to much time at the after church social? < donbueno> shoveling donuts into you face hole. < donbueno> YAR! < fawkesmulder> donbueno, i think i got one for ya < donbueno> nioce im ready < donbueno> ahh the dancing bears < donbueno> i was thinking i was bout to see some fucked up pr0n < donbueno> or something < donbueno> yeah that would be cool but im not so much the top gun with photoshop < donbueno> yeah yeah ur right i did < donbueno> so hmm this huge fucking tv wont turn on < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> all remotes here all cords plugged in < donbueno> i wanna get some resistance 2 fall of man in before they wake up and football goes on < donbueno> koryk okay then ill reboot the tv < donbueno> put in my windows disc < donbueno> ROBOT < donbueno> this loft has weird switch issues if some switches arent flipped then some shit doesnt come on < donbueno> its like a fucking tripping persons nightmare < donbueno> im serious the first night i helped him move in here we got disconnected from reality and could not figure out how to turn the fan off

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< donbueno> it was unamazingly hard < donbueno> ohh ur already in town? < donbueno> shit im like at abrams and northwesy hwy < donbueno> lol not at all u going to the pluckers by texadelphia and shit? < donbueno> damn koryk if u get a chance while in town goto a sub place called "lennys" holy fuck if you like cheese steak theirs is best in town, trust the fat man i know i had all the cheese steaks everywheres at once1 < donbueno> ohh yeah and happy solstice everyone < donbueno> I would say pick me up but honestly im not hungy < donbueno> how long u in town? < donbueno> god damnit TURN ON TV! < donbueno> NOW I COMMAND YOU1 < donbueno> lol my shits broke < donbueno> lol < donbueno> ill figure something out < donbueno> go all baller style and get cabs but if that happens that means we gonna have to get really fucked up to make the pay for the cab worth it < donbueno> god damnit fuck this tv < donbueno> its so huge its like mocking me * donbueno wishes < donbueno> we would make unstoppable engi team < donbueno> im comfy with heavy : < donbueno> ;) < donbueno> wassup paradox < donbueno> originate def specially if the team wasnt using it before < donbueno> u can make up allot of lost ground with the element of surprise -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit * donbueno sup * donbueno catches nix0n before face planting! < donbueno> no pro borhan * donbueno cant get the tv to turn on < donbueno> WTF i know video games time < donbueno> these kids gonna wake up and put on sports < donbueno> NEIN! < donbueno> i already had to watch cowboys FAIL last nite < donbueno> nix0n im making a shirt on vistaprint got ne ideas? < donbueno> im thinking an epic pic from like pizdaus and then some sort of quote on back or just go retardo and put up blanch from golden girls and have "yeah id hit it" <@Paradox> donbueno, i have an idea < donbueno> no pant fail < donbueno> lol < donbueno> both of those last two are good <@Paradox> donbueno, when i make em, ill send you a link on deviantArt < donbueno> damn < donbueno> who can do some design < donbueno> i want a 70s style zombie car wash t-shirt < donbueno> BOOOM < donbueno> livejamie! < donbueno> nope thats why we need somone to make up the pic < donbueno> ive got it in muh head but it never works out to be the same when i take to the photoshoppings < donbueno> god damnit i have to go to the families house

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< donbueno> crackin a vodka was a bad idea lol and i just ripped the fucking bong < donbueno> god damnit < donbueno> poopins i miss not having a porch < Originate> donbueno: you mean you miss having a porch? < donbueno> i miss putting on good tunes sittin on the porch with a bowl allot < donbueno> yar < donbueno> lol < donbueno> told u im fucked < donbueno> my parents are gonna be like WTF u been up to today < donbueno> thankfully i have a huge family -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> this sham wow guy is amazing < donbueno> i love him < donbueno> "are u with me camera guy?" < donbueno> 8 sham wows for 1995 I MEAN CMON < donbueno> can it get any better < donbueno> lol < donbueno> fucking drink machine in my apt is broke < donbueno> ARGH < donbueno> this makes me want to kill < donbueno> happy winter solstice everyone! < donbueno> HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! < donbueno> yo whats up tuguy! < tuguy> notta lotta donbueno < donbueno> caesararum wtf < donbueno> 2009 is gonna be bloody? < donbueno> wtf tuguy u sound like me and acrylicst < donbueno> 3rd holocaust < donbueno> the first was our treatment of the american indian < donbueno> wow < donbueno> thats fucked up mang < donbueno> no such thing as terrorists <@Paradox> donbueno, not true. George W. Bush is a perfect example. Incites irrational fears through the use of videos < donbueno> unnamed ppl with political or religous agendas ready to kill themselves for those reasons do not exist < donbueno> if they did the US would be flooded by them < donbueno> and thats not the only evidence i have for there no existence < donbueno> terrorists dont exist < donbueno> the ones our govt sells us < donbueno> does the term terrorism exist yes < donbueno> but i guess to clarify im saying the boogie man the govt sells us doesnt exist <+null__> donbueno: whats up, what are ou drinking tonight < donbueno> i love women < donbueno> okay my sister is a lesbian < donbueno> cause that was here typing < donbueno> "why is that funny to type into a chat room" < donbueno> LOLZ < donbueno> hey this is cat < donbueno> matt is gay < donbueno> he loves you all < donbueno> he wants to come in the ] < donbueno> he8rtre31‘ds

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< donbueno> he wants to comB < donbueno> HE < donbueno> W < donbueno> A < donbueno> HELKB N < donbueno> HEY GUYS! < donbueno> LETS TALK ABOUT OPRAH < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> she is funny < donbueno> but seriously wtf < donbueno> NEIN! < donbueno> I CUT U < donbueno> YES < donbueno> really fat < donbueno> like oprahs face fat < donbueno> big fat nasty ugh < donbueno> j 9000 TO THE EXTREME < donbueno> hey all < donbueno> no i am not fat < donbueno> however i do have an obession with mcdonalds break < donbueno> fast < donbueno> so good < donbueno> the bagel shit is delish < donbueno> null < donbueno> you don’t even know < donbueno> its delish < donbueno> whats wrong with you < donbueno> man < donbueno> really? < donbueno> they have better coffee than starbucks < donbueno> catbot˜! < donbueno> haha < donbueno> crack? < donbueno> you like crack? < donbueno> haha < donbueno> j/k < donbueno> my drug is not crack or coffee, i have a thing for mcdonalds breakfast < donbueno> OGMWTFBBQ my sister pwns ur face bitch < donbueno> ahahaha < donbueno> ur a fucking cunt < donbueno> hahahahah < donbueno> null stop talking shit to my bro < donbueno> he will fuck you up < donbueno> where do you live? < donbueno> alaska? < donbueno> shut up < donbueno> where in dallas < donbueno> we are in dallas < donbueno> asshole < donbueno> I FECK U FACE < donbueno> i bet you like addison < donbueno> like dukes < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> asshole < donbueno> alright enough < donbueno> no more u talking with an actual female

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< donbueno> its just to wrong < donbueno> back to your HOLE! <+null__> i give 1:1 odds that donbueno has no sister < donbueno> i have 3 < donbueno> null__ whats funny is my little sister fucking raped ur face ur such a bitch < donbueno> ohhh whats that? no reply? < donbueno> silence indicates guilt < donbueno> heh < donbueno> whatever i really just being an ass < donbueno> lets talk bacon < donbueno> bacon also has allot of awesome < donbueno> which has less carbs than fat < donbueno> sure < donbueno> playing wow 10 hours a day doesnt count as active < donbueno> carb diet? < donbueno> i like to come in the backdoor < donbueno> sometimes < donbueno> MY SISTER DID NOT SAY THAT < donbueno> HOLY SHOT < donbueno> wow < donbueno> fuck this place < donbueno> internets is for unclean pagans < donbueno> lets talk about rachael ray < donbueno> i love her < donbueno> she is so cute < donbueno> she is not < donbueno> she would make you scream with her evoo < donbueno> ok dude < donbueno> do you like fucking collar bones? < donbueno> seriously < donbueno> obviously < donbueno> rea lly < donbueno> seriously < donbueno> you like women who can barely walk < donbueno> null you have a think? for crack whores? < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> thats my little sister < donbueno> SHE AINT NO THINKING CRACK WHORE < donbueno> i told her not thinkie! < donbueno> only crack smokie < donbueno> LO < donbueno> were laughing so hard over here < donbueno> "NOT THINKIE CRACK SMOKIE!" < donbueno> chuck norris got drunk, fucked the statue of liberty. then bragged about lincoln memorial. < donbueno> chuck norris’ penis has a toenail < donbueno> SUCK MY DICK < donbueno> BITCHES < donbueno> SUCK IT <+null__> its too small, donbueno < donbueno> HARD AND GOOD < donbueno> NULL AND VOID BITCH < donbueno> okay < donbueno> little sister of donbueno time over

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< donbueno> any more comments and you will fucking die < donbueno> null__ im done with u < donbueno> if i were u i would be more upset < donbueno> u have no hope in this world without me < donbueno> thats what all hookers say bout there pimps < donbueno> no what im saying is you are my bitch and if you keep disrespecting your master he gonna leave you out on the street with the rest of them unsupported hooker < donbueno> hookers < donbueno> wow ween is amazing <+null__> that was meant for donbueno, which is more likely < donbueno> hah < donbueno> what < donbueno> im wasted < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfyua-nfgUc < donbueno> thats the lead singer of the butholes surfers dad < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saU0gq4MDMU&feature=related < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3fB471aI74&feature=related < donbueno> lol this is a trip < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> she was still in there? < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> dude you shoulda atleast thrown shit at the car < donbueno> shit < piratenachoshirt> Originate: so donbueno’s your BROTHER!? -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> sup sup < acrylicist> donbueno: hiyo < donbueno> my sister had a baby at 3:05 < donbueno> yeah! < donbueno> another nephew < donbueno> yeah i just went and saw him. < donbueno> i go "hey whats up new little dude" < donbueno> acrylicist: howdy! < donbueno> and im excited because i solved my excel charting issues (me thinks) and now were starting to take BCD to the intranets < donbueno> so now I get to design name and finda code monkey to help me get this shit on the net < donbueno> first the name < donbueno> originally the product is called "Business Cycle Developments" < donbueno> www.businesscycledevelopments.com seems a little too long < acrylicist> donbueno: SWEET < donbueno> ayep < donbueno> thats why i asked u guys thats a great idea tuguy < acrylicist> donbueno: bizcycdev.com < donbueno> im writing these all down < donbueno> my dad wants www.bcd.com < donbueno> which isnt bad < donbueno> but i strive for more < donbueno> yah < donbueno> thats what i was thinking < ehird> donbueno: cycledevs.com < donbueno> yeah ehird i hear that < donbueno> i was thinking something different

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< donbueno> but our product is sort of a fundamental disciplined approach so a more uhh authoritiative name rather than catchy my do the trick < ehird> donbueno: name your project Bicycles < donbueno> i like < donbueno> im writing these down sorry for late response < donbueno> lol bizizizile.com < livejamie> donbueno: http://namethis.com < acrylicist> donbueno: bustaname.com < acrylicist> donbueno: bizcyc.com is available < donbueno> god damn ask.com bug again in my ff < donbueno> namethis thats a pretty good idea for a site < donbueno> www.bcd-us.com < fawkesmulder> donbueno, if you’ve got gilead, suez, EADS, and Koc Holding in your portfolios.. I will gladly accept a remote consulting position -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Nick collision from services.] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> yar < donbueno> thats a better fit < livejamie> donbueno: did you see namethis.com? < donbueno> yeah cool idea but not useful for this < donbueno> ohh the woot.com looks tight < donbueno> http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/registrar/search.asp?ci=8962&checkAvail=1 < donbueno> so uhh im a nub < donbueno> and wtf does that mean < donbueno> well for bcd it says 18.99 for .com backorder now? < donbueno> wtf does backorderinga site due for u < donbueno> so what do i do? < acrylicist> donbueno: gotta pick someting that is available now to launch a site now, some domains may be paid up fo 5-10 years < donbueno> wow fuck u internet < donbueno> fucking history repeates itself just like in oklahoma all the old nerds were like sooners lol < donbueno> HAH < donbueno> think bout that < donbueno> FUCK i cant rationalize spending 70 bucks on me so close to xmas < donbueno> and that woot.com is delicous < donbueno> fawkes then where/ < donbueno> ? < donbueno> what bout 1and1 < donbueno> ? < donbueno> right on fawkes < donbueno> yeah i tried 1and1 in detriot the CS wasnt to great * donbueno does the werewolf! < donbueno> i love some old school MJ lol man in the mirror < donbueno> hahah < donbueno> erlang tea? thats good < donbueno> hmm what bout www.businesscycle.com < acrylicist> donbueno: bad for branding-- no one is going to find you in a web search < donbueno> really i just go with hosting sites depending on how hot the "help line" chick is < donbueno> acrylicist good point < acrylicist> donbueno: greenblackbusiness.com < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> my fucking old dad is adamant "www.bcd-us.com"

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< donbueno> im like "WTF NO1 DOES THAT YOU DONT GOTO www.canon-us.com" < donbueno> "you goto www.canon.com and click where u want to go < donbueno> motherfucker < donbueno> wel acrylicist my argument is ’I know the internets you know the business" < donbueno> BB < donbueno> FUCK < donbueno> dude the temper is cause i work with a family member < livejamie> donbueno: stop ignoring me :| < donbueno> and plus he is old and stubborn and doesnt know shit bout comps < donbueno> livejamie sorry im not i was afk < donbueno> lol can u copy shit to a cd in dos lol? < fawkesmulder> luil donbueno i was just following the prodigy meme there < livejamie> donbueno: nope < donbueno> well i just did a copy c:us20280i to d;| < donbueno> and it did something lol < donbueno> and then i did a cd d: < donbueno> nothing cam up < donbueno> wow jamie did u do that site design? < donbueno> CAUSE UR FIRED < donbueno> IN YOOHOO MONEY < donbueno> MMM CHOCOLATE < donbueno> lol how do i get doscdroast to a dos computer < acrylicist> donbueno: you copy it to your non-existent 5.25" floppy drive < donbueno> ohh and then copy it < donbueno> yar < donbueno> i c < donbueno> it has a cd drive < donbueno> wait wut < donbueno> so if i burn this to a cd and put it in the old comp with dos and copy it frmo there to the hard drive i will die? < donbueno> also what IM client should i get < donbueno> fuck pidgin < donbueno> is www.bcd-us.com THAT bad? < acrylicist> donbueno: dashes in domain names are bad < donbueno> yeah thats what i thought < donbueno> bcdus.com < donbueno> ? < donbueno> its been called BCD for like 40 years so he is concerned < donbueno> yah but the .com part is takin fuck < livejamie> donbueno: what’s the company called < donbueno> WFW Assoc. but the product is called "business cycle developments" < donbueno> wow fuck domains < donbueno> what a heap of shit these sites are lol * donbueno is monday raging sorry but appreciates all the helps < donbueno> what kinda impact really though does diff between .org or .net have? < donbueno> like bcdus.net i can live with that < acrylicist> donbueno: most people will assume .com and get confused < donbueno> yeah yeah thats what i was thinking just needed someone else to tell me so I would believe myself < donbueno> acrylicist i sent u a email i got from IHC < donbueno> u read that shit acrylicist lol < acrylicist> donbueno: haha < livejamie> aw donbueno i was going to say somebody commented on my blog about your post < donbueno> lol heh

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< donbueno> the first woot today is prettycool but fuck man winters over < donbueno> i guess www.bcdus.net is the one * donbueno hangs head in defeat < donbueno> how would i figure out who own bcd.com and etc... < donbueno> /whois internet site owned by www.bcd.com -r -i < donbueno> OHH THATS WHO! < donbueno> so fawkesmulder when hostmonster goes down next month im coming to fuck u up < fawkesmulder> hahah donbueno thats fair < donbueno> well how long have u used it? < donbueno> wow 1and1 offers a bunch of shit to confuse me with < livejamie> donbueno: domaintools.com dataopedia.com < donbueno> wow < donbueno> these guys had a site i think it failed and just hold the domain < donbueno> i might be able to get it from them < donbueno> im calling these punks < donbueno> GIMME THE DOMAIN OR FLUFFY GETS IT < acrylicist> donbueno: IHC is crazy. < donbueno> whats that < acrylicist> donbueno: 2012. End of the world. Register for the lottery. Future Heaven’s Gate situtation you e-mailed me < donbueno> ohh yeah heh < donbueno> i love crazy shit though thats pretty good < donbueno> i signed up. did u? < donbueno> me either < donbueno> ive kinda ventured away from that site < donbueno> entering productivity mode < donbueno> i get too lost in there < donbueno> well that and the topics on front page havent been that great < donbueno> the peter schiff interview on ats mix was lagging like crazy < donbueno> fuck that < donbueno> lol shit heh < donbueno> it just tried to run this preloaded card for 214 bucks lol < donbueno> wtf 36monthf for 6 bucks a month < donbueno> MABYE u should make that a little more clear next time lol < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> is it laggy u too? < donbueno> livejamie as a designer its expected that u dont use fonts right? < donbueno> Your Mileage May Vary. Escort code for "If you can’t get it up quickly, keep it up, or smell like a diharrea omelette, your session will come to a close really fast. < donbueno> korky i already had that one lol on saturday < donbueno> acrylicist so if u make a design and it uses a font that you bought JUST for that project u bill them? < donbueno> or if u use any font for any project and u paid for it you bill them that? < donbueno> i need some clarification... as always < donbueno> yeah fonts is crazy < donbueno> im learning this bout domains as well < donbueno> and FUCK LOTUS < donbueno> the domain business < donbueno> hahahahahahahaha < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> nice comparison < donbueno> lol "http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7kzto/so_i_booked_into_a_hotel_and_said_to_the/ < donbueno> LOL

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< donbueno> great thanks < donbueno> now i will be stalking her < donbueno> god damnit i just cut something off for that lazytown girl Im running out of shit to cut off < donbueno> ohh wolw < donbueno> the big toe is needed for walking < donbueno> WTF < acrylicist> donbueno: uvula < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7kpe5/i_am_constantly_wondering_what_everyone_on_here/2og5 < donbueno> ohhh man lulz acrylicist < donbueno> pure lolz < donbueno> i should put the pic of me doing the karate kid in front of red rocks with a huge bag of mushrooms in my hand < donbueno> whats funny is all these stories and shit never a camera there < donbueno> only the bad lame times have cameras in my life < donbueno> like gettin arrested and shit < donbueno> http://sexblog.theirtoys.com/2008/12/ultimate-porn-surfers-cheat-sheet.html < donbueno> lol < donbueno> acrylicist how old r u again? < donbueno> U all quazimoto? < donbueno> fawkes u 42? < donbueno> fuck < donbueno> get off the internet < donbueno> lol < donbueno> acrylicist lol I know a girl we all call her quazimoto lol its so mean < donbueno> FOR THE RECORD I dont call her quazimoto i call her erin but a bunch of ppl i know do < donbueno> im to fat for the internet < donbueno> not until it goes widescreen will it work for me < donbueno> uhh okay i got digsby < donbueno> livejamie add me or something idk wtf is going on < donbueno> yep < donbueno> thats what it said < donbueno> boy 9 survives after decapitation seperates skull from neck? < livejamie> donbueno: okay because i have your scrennames memorized < fawkesmulder> donbueno, u leik < donbueno> uhh < donbueno> [email protected] is something where people contact me lol < donbueno> fawkesmulder i like what? < donbueno> 3 contacts WOOT < donbueno> damn prom king here I come < donbueno> lol pr0n king < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7l3hk/its_755_am_and_im_getting_fucking_stoned_right/2ow2 < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> im genius < donbueno> wtf is this rap lyrics? < donbueno> or a true story < donbueno> wow < donbueno> fuck man epci good story < donbueno> gald u didnt take that? < donbueno> now what do u define as get made? < fawkesmulder> donbueno, mafia

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< donbueno> jesus < donbueno> i would have done it < donbueno> yar i love those times < donbueno> a couple speak easys here in dallas < donbueno> if they know u they will let u in and its like coke mountains and drinks till 6 am < donbueno> one of the them korky is "the green elephant" u go buy that place on a weekend at 4 am lol parking lot full < donbueno> they have to pay off the cops < donbueno> PEACE < donbueno> ohhhhmmmmmmm < donbueno> heh who doesnt < donbueno> www.twitter.com < donbueno> ummkay firefox wont let me < donbueno> press enter to get to a site < donbueno> www.1and1.com <+null__> what is donbueno hosting < donbueno> what i been working on for the last couple months < donbueno> too busy < acrylicist> donbueno: Stay the fuck away from 1and1. < acrylicist> donbueno: It will only end in heartbreak and the tragedy of herpes. < livejamie> donbueno: acrylcist added me to gtalk < donbueno> okay < donbueno> 1and1 i didnt sign up 2. live jamie i fail at allot < livejamie> donbueno: i’m livejamie on every IM < donbueno> 3. null ive been porting my dads 40 year old research into office 07 < donbueno> i just downloaded that thing and barely even looked at it gimme a sec to update it < donbueno> whats wrong with proprietary < donbueno> yeah this shits top secret < donbueno> my dad didnt see this coming in the 70s < acrylicist> donbueno: biggest problem is when new version of Excel costs you $1000 < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> WTF < acrylicist> donbueno: Inflation... :) < donbueno> ehird not really just has spats of excitement < acrylicist> donbueno: corn futures are trending sideways with high volatility < donbueno> korky dont argue with old white people < donbueno> they will care longer and stick around < donbueno> tell them EVERYTHING IS JUST OKAY BACK TO MATLOCK WIT U < donbueno> null why wait < donbueno> change ur world view now! < donbueno> heh ur gonna be the old tripping grandpa everyone loves < donbueno> lol null__ i was a philo major those trips just helped me add to class discussions lol < donbueno> hence my job null__ lol < donbueno> its so true < donbueno> i got mine in refridgeration < acrylicist> donbueno: I’m sorely disappointed in you. < acrylicist> donbueno: You said you’d never do it. < acrylicist> donbueno: You broke your own word. < acrylicist> donbueno: You blew it up! < acrylicist> donbueno: You maniac! < acrylicist> donbueno (donbueno) is now following your updates on Twitter. < donbueno> wtf did i do < donbueno> ohhhh < donbueno> well i mean i was getting fucking crucified for not immediately having everything setup

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and turned on fully functioning omg u just took a dump and its on twitter < donbueno> im not sure what i was saying lol < livejamie> donbueno: thrilling twitter < donbueno> lol < acrylicist> donbueno: gonna get you some followers < donbueno> dude my last update was like 6 months < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i think i was on xanax i dont remember signing up < donbueno> i am digging digsby though < donbueno> pidgin sucks compared to digsby < donbueno> i used both in the last week pidgin just meh < donbueno> well its free just hit decline < donbueno> that last one is tricky u have to unclick the box first ;) < donbueno> when u install it does paradox < donbueno> acrylicist u keep twitter updates on joo phone? < acrylicist> donbueno: you can selective get your twitter updates on your phone < donbueno> wine thogh? < donbueno> though < acrylicist> donbueno: wine only let me install digsby, it won’t run it, fails < donbueno> meh < donbueno> its handy < donbueno> okay im headed home thanks for your help today -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["Leaving"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> yar < donbueno> lol judge judy pwns! < donbueno> whats it is < donbueno> sup nix0nn < donbueno> twoguy! < donbueno> koryk hahahaha < donbueno> OHH MAN < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> HAHAHAHAHAHAH < donbueno> so then just make it weird and put on pr0n and turn itup all the way < donbueno> ohh lol put it on www.fastforwardblowjobs.com < donbueno> acrylicist where u finding these odd xmas sites < donbueno> cause this one is fucking odd < donbueno> sup yar < acrylicist> donbueno: searched on "Who wants to be the pied piper", the first one I saw was a link from brainsturbator on Twitter < donbueno> those sites are extra creepy < donbueno> its the speed < donbueno> lol im gonna regret this < donbueno> but is anyone watching oprah? < acrylicist> donbueno: no tv in here < donbueno> pure genius http://www.reddit.com/r/redditirc/comments/7l3ts/an_internet_carrol/ < donbueno> brad pitt has a iceman tatoo on his arm? < donbueno> thats odd < donbueno> and its like way old < donbueno> im no brad pitt like trivia pusher or snorter but he is a badass actor and when he says iceman does he mean like batman or frosty? i was flipping channels and some lady on skype was interviewing him she started talking bout that he got really like uhh "next topic!!" < donbueno> so like anime and waffles what gives? < donbueno> nice little cherry compote ftw

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< donbueno> jesus makes good pancakes < donbueno> where did that come from? < donbueno> the picture < donbueno> i cant find it < donbueno> i want it on a shirt NOW! < donbueno> LOL WTF < donbueno> the picture of the outline of jesus and it says "jesus makes good pancakes" < donbueno> http://www.faithmouse.com/john_mccain_pancake_head.jpg < donbueno> WOW < donbueno> lol pancakes mccain i understand though < donbueno> HOLY SHIT I GOT A TWITTER < donbueno> FUCK ME < donbueno> like someone talked to me < donbueno> yeah yeah i know < donbueno> someones gotta be me! < donbueno> what? < donbueno> i hear you but i dont see what you type < donbueno> so criminy u following me? < donbueno> how do i follow u < donbueno> i know see u < donbueno> no < donbueno> are not all waffles belgian? < donbueno> it has long made my opinion of belgia greater <+null_403> imagine it in donbueno azn accent < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> u making funnnies on my steezie <+null_403> i got nothing against you being azn donbueno < donbueno> wtf azn? < donbueno> damn acryclisit < donbueno> sick out on that twit < donbueno> ahh leet azn team? < donbueno> yeah im down < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7l0s4/worst_rommate_experience/2e2s < donbueno> OHH MAN < donbueno> REDDIT PROVIDES < donbueno> yeah and acrylicist those snow pics amazing! < donbueno> lol im drinking < donbueno> come to #drunks < donbueno> yeah i did today < donbueno> its long < donbueno> lol i just dump all my torrented stuff into one dir < donbueno> i had at one point close to 1 tb of music < donbueno> all from newsgroups < donbueno> it was impossible to keep organized so i just used winamp it would lag a little but worked pretty good overall < donbueno> yeah null i lost like 2 drives in a month thousands of pictures etc... < donbueno> all from college just gone and i also like a moron had my on air tapes there and no where else < donbueno> so when it came time for radio job and interview I had to fail out cause I had just lost my on air stuff * donbueno eternal facepalm < donbueno> is the itnernet yo < donbueno> HOLY SHIT < donbueno> nightly news is promoting putting gps locating collars on kids

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< donbueno> wow < donbueno> every so often when i forget that I know too much some shit like this pops up and reminds me of how FUCKED WE ARE1 <+null_403> donbueno: cellphone triangulation has been tracking us for a decade now < donbueno> right but i mean WE know that most ppl dont < donbueno> this is like up front in your face use of fear for a loss of rights < donbueno> too late for that with me < donbueno> well when u sign the birth certificate u essentially give your child to the state < donbueno> it doesnt say "mom or dad" it just says "WITNESS" < donbueno> im not sure < donbueno> havent been there yet < donbueno> my sister had a baby today < donbueno> i should ask them < donbueno> but then they cant get into school < donbueno> yadda yadda yadda < donbueno> http://wimp.com/mostdisturbing/ < donbueno> OH MY GOD < donbueno> ZO OH MY GOD < donbueno> I FEEL SO WRONG < donbueno> god ppl please keep your jobs < donbueno> well everyday i read the WSJ < donbueno> and watch local news (its part of my job req) < donbueno> no its in order to recognize patterns < donbueno> In my IQ testing I had insane pattern recognization skillz and I keep my heads up on lotsa mainstream outlets talk radio as well < donbueno> and im saying FUCK everyone is fired < donbueno> SO DO WORK SON < criminy> donbueno: I fucking loved that video < donbueno> lol < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> what/ < donbueno> im not touching you! < donbueno> STRANGER! < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zioQVUSWcY&feature=related < donbueno> thats the shit right there this guy is my hero < donbueno> look like so much fun < donbueno> sure u are < donbueno> u freaked me out < donbueno> http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/26/2632.asp < Originate> fucking donbueno and acrylicist are following me on twitter now? < donbueno> i was baptized into twitter < donbueno> today < donbueno> heh < donbueno> he is the coolest < donbueno> god damnit my brother has some uber chronic < donbueno> and wont leave any < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> i cant smoke :( -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has left #reddit ["Leaving"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> well i can but I shouldnt < Originate> donbueno: im in amarillo now < donbueno> wod < donbueno> wod

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< donbueno> word < donbueno> jesuss < donbueno> FUCK < donbueno> how is amarillo < donbueno> im getting stoned somehow < donbueno> i gots resin < donbueno> wootness < donbueno> lol < donbueno> do it1 < donbueno> muh fucking bro (mind you who is living on my floor) took off with the herb < donbueno> what a douchebag < donbueno> lol < donbueno> sure < donbueno> i got 4 more stella artois not looking good < donbueno> gonna have to send for reinforcemennts < donbueno> http://laughfreak.com/view/182/sorority-girl-cries-over-fire-alarm/ * donbueno smiles < nmbr> donbueno jesus christ < donbueno> ohh wow < donbueno> thats good sauce < donbueno> lol she wanted to make it snow with the fire extinguisher LOLZ < donbueno> haahahaha * donbueno goes to see how that is < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> damn that was our chance < donbueno> to tell his family bout the horse fucking and aids < donbueno> and stuff! < donbueno> http://www.paynoincometax.com/ < donbueno> ayep < donbueno> just the idea of a sorority girl gives me wood < donbueno> specially after going to school in lubbock < donbueno> honestly < donbueno> jesus < donbueno> i fucked one but it was only for a couple days she found out who i really was lol < donbueno> ahhahaha < donbueno> see the prob is they dont make money < donbueno> ohh the family < donbueno> could pay for it to help them feel good bout neglecting the person in jail < donbueno> i want in < donbueno> now < donbueno> ill help read and put up on a blog to make clicks there < donbueno> heh < donbueno> okay deal < donbueno> i have that < donbueno> we can make money three ways < donbueno> one from the clicks in links from blogs linked into reddit < donbueno> two from the families that pay for the shit < donbueno> three im not sure yet but there is always a three < donbueno> im drinking stellla artois < donbueno> but me fraid me run out soon < donbueno> and my car no workie these days < donbueno> heh cab ride to beer store? < donbueno> well let me rephrase < donbueno> i wont drive it

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< donbueno> i missed some payment on the state for my tickets my license is not valid until the paperwork goes through < donbueno> lol < donbueno> we never had a bootlegger but i know what u mean < donbueno> u got his number still? < donbueno> also im in addison will he go there? < donbueno> techinally i paid off 2 last week when i got paid < donbueno> 1 more in a county north of here < donbueno> heh < donbueno> tricky! < donbueno> i pay another person at work to help me out during this time < donbueno> it sucks i know but wtf am i gonna sit there and sulk create a never ending cycle of suck or just man up be humble and admit i fucked some shit up and be grateful people will help me out < donbueno> no1 at work smokes < donbueno> well I smoke at work but I dont bake bread anymore that was with jimmy johns < donbueno> i work with a bunch of older dudes who are like fucking banker types < donbueno> lol if by bread you mean money then yes sort of < donbueno> i used to run restraunt now I am learning my dads business < donbueno> i have no shame < donbueno> money is what money does not what i am or about < donbueno> my dad is very wealthy but never gave me shit < donbueno> i have to earn it < donbueno> yes he could write one small cheque and this would all go away < donbueno> but he is not like that < donbueno> he only paid for my college < donbueno> everything else is mine < donbueno> and when i say college he did texas tomorrow fund so it was like 8k for 4 years of school < donbueno> yeah i was respectful of what he wanted < donbueno> by growing dreads and selling drugs all over the country dancing naked in the woods < donbueno> he had no clue lol < donbueno> still doesnt < donbueno> ohh AWESOME! < donbueno> i believe in everything lol < donbueno> its so much more fun to live in the wow and not the why < donbueno> undeleted i want in < donbueno> http://scrollbar.dk/events/20081128.Portal.Bar/ < donbueno> lol i mis read that 3k a year? < donbueno> i want out < donbueno> lol <+null_403> lol too late you signed a contract donbueno < donbueno> dude i make more picking up change at my friends house lol < donbueno> no but bob lane makes a fuck ton of money on the internet pokers < donbueno> i get 2% of his winnings every weekend thats picking up change w00t < donbueno> I work as a "assistant" < donbueno> i load the bowls sell the weeds get the food < donbueno> walk the dog lol its funny < donbueno> ayep < donbueno> i sell while playing < donbueno> its like 3 of them thats where i was all weekend < donbueno> agree. d6chung < donbueno> what if they hide it in there fat pockets? < donbueno> have u busted ppl with shit in the purse?

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< donbueno> i always bring shit into the theater < donbueno> i mastered smoking weed too < donbueno> just get a big cup and a bullet < donbueno> drink half the drink < donbueno> is it you I would assume < donbueno> also the time diff might play into it < donbueno> bullet is a pipe that u close the weed up into it < donbueno> has a whole on oen end it like screws shut the weed in side < donbueno> no a chillum is usally glass < donbueno> and open < donbueno> this like holds the herb ash and smoke < donbueno> with a bullet u dont get lotsa bowl smoke just coming out < donbueno> they are cheap < donbueno> and shittty < donbueno> but useful for bars and theaters < donbueno> and shows < donbueno> that way if u get busted meh u lost a bullet not a sick inside out glass piece < donbueno> undeleted whats funny bout that < donbueno> no look u blow the smoke through the straw into the drink cup < donbueno> u drink half just so the smoke isnt pressured to leave the lid < donbueno> sit int he back row in down time < donbueno> i mean look u dont wanna do this premiere night 7 oclock < donbueno> the best is the windproof thingies they dont make much light < donbueno> haha yeah but we are kinda weird smkoers < donbueno> i like to smoke in bars and shit < donbueno> public places yeah < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i also suffocate myself when beating off to old videos of martha stewart doing jumping jacks < donbueno> undeleted yeah prolly wont allow smoking though < donbueno> that helps < donbueno> in college i had kinda friend of friend open a bar with a huge patio one night we were up there smoking out of this huge bubbler < donbueno> the next weekend he is like "hey weisser come here" < donbueno> he shows me all of it on video < donbueno> SAFE TO SAY < donbueno> i wasnt wanted back in there < donbueno> but its okay it turned into douchbag fucking frat boy central < donbueno> it was his bar null < donbueno> he was a friend of a friend kinda deal < donbueno> till this day he is a fucktard i see him at all the shows, a rich fucktard though < donbueno> ohh he smokes < donbueno> thats the level of douchery < donbueno> .... < donbueno> he essentially just wanted the hippies to start going to his bar cause the frat boys and sororstitues paid more < donbueno> he opened this sweet bar played good music with a patio OF COURSE all the hippies were all over it < donbueno> then when he realized that frat dudes making bigger bar tabs and he could charge that much more for drinks < donbueno> he started recording us and essentially threatening us < donbueno> business wise SMART! < donbueno> karma wise OHH UR FUCKED! < donbueno> ohh yeah

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< donbueno> lol then we made it our mission to steal as much as possible < donbueno> he put up "people wire" not chicken wire lol around the bar patio we would walk up and wait for the bartender in the patio to be busy and just SWIPE handles of shit < donbueno> he evenutally like made the patio into a fucking cage from mad ma < donbueno> mad max < donbueno> we were on video doing that too lol < donbueno> no u couldnt really se us < donbueno> just the hands and liqour disappearing < donbueno> the patio bar backed up to the parking lot < donbueno> ohh and btw originate can verify all this < donbueno> ayep < donbueno> its on broadway right cross the street from crickets < donbueno> naw but that douchebag is from lubbock lol < donbueno> this all was in lubbock tx < donbueno> he opened another out in for worth < donbueno> fort worth < donbueno> yeah is a good model < donbueno> he sells "gut rockets" or fried burritos < donbueno> and beer the food is cheap to make but he sells it high and made strong margarita < donbueno> place is called "chimys" < donbueno> http://www.chimys.com/ < donbueno> lol the patio is on the left < donbueno> HAHAHAHAHAa < donbueno> OMG he is literally stealing lyrics from widespread panic on the "story page" < donbueno> WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG < donbueno> ohh wow im pissing on this man next time im next to him at a concert < donbueno> I WILL DO THIS < donbueno> he literally stole that last paragraph from my favorite band < donbueno> lol one thing cool though was before he turned that place into a bar it was his house < donbueno> as the bar across the street closed he would be all like "EVERYONE TO MY PLACE ACROSS THE STREET" that was kinda cool < donbueno> but then we learned it was all just to promote his upcoming bar and restraunt < donbueno> well basically once he learned he could make a fuck ton of money he screwed all his friends < donbueno> lol in lubbock dude zoning is retarded < donbueno> i lived next to a meat market lol < donbueno> ahahahaa < donbueno> EPIC turkey legs < donbueno> we should start prank calling that place < donbueno> "we know what you do to the food stop or we are going to the press" < donbueno> lol < donbueno> 806.763.7369 < donbueno> activate now! < donbueno> we got any tim and eric fans up in here? < donbueno> yeah thats why i like it < donbueno> tuguy u can download tim and eric < donbueno> lol tiny tigers! < donbueno> or tiny clown rental! < donbueno> mahanhans child http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=tim%20and%20eric&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:enUS:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wv# < donbueno> i bet tuguy becomes obsesed with that < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBPn2VJcGKI < donbueno> dude its good

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< donbueno> wtf < donbueno> its actual comedic genius < donbueno> and they have the all star guests to PROVE < donbueno> thats not the best link for their work < donbueno> first season wow <+null_403> donbueno tell me about your first ego loss < donbueno> acid trip? < donbueno> or the first time I realized how silly i was < donbueno> and how it didnt matter? < donbueno> well the first real one when i knew what was happening was in santa fe at a SCI concert i was on a bunch of mushrooms and became the spirit eagle. I closed my eyes and i was flying over the desert pretty high up really fast and i felt everything i knew bout hte leafs in the bushes and the ants < donbueno> I like became a bird or something but when I flew over things i experienced them < donbueno> umm bout 3 mins < donbueno> or so < donbueno> it was all with my eyes shut < donbueno> then a couple other times while mediatating ive shot out into space < donbueno> its odd < donbueno> its like a sudden < donbueno> BOOM < donbueno> well < donbueno> just a couple months ago i was at a STS9 show and got a few drops of really good acid < donbueno> at about 4 am i was on a couch looking up into the celiein < donbueno> ceilign < donbueno> BAH < donbueno> opposite of floor < donbueno> it was textured < donbueno> i started to notice the classic sacred geometry of a flower of life < donbueno> no textured ceiling < donbueno> i started to kinda like focus it < donbueno> use my mind to kidna forec a pattern? < donbueno> u ever seen the last mimzy? < donbueno> do < donbueno> all of sudden the pattern became like tiled < donbueno> i started to see it everywhere < donbueno> and it sort of telescoped into a smaller pattern as i focused < donbueno> then BOOM < donbueno> i saw love < donbueno> and i started crying like a bitch < donbueno> and I jumped up < donbueno> bout 4 or 5 friends around me like "WTF" < donbueno> they are spiritual as well so i just told them < donbueno> i literally said "i just fractaled out into love, AND FUCK MAN ITS AWESOEM" < donbueno> it was odd < donbueno> a real moment < donbueno> you know like most the time its just emotions and thoughts racing by < donbueno> for taht one little second "it was now" < donbueno> and it was WOW < donbueno> im teary now just talking bout it * donbueno knows he sounds like a fucking jackass to most of u but MEH eat shit and die < donbueno> the feeling of greatness kinda came like a focusing on a picture i knew something was coming but wasnt sure < donbueno> and the more i focused on the pattern everywhere the more it became focused

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< donbueno> and then suddenly like a deep sea fish getting just high enough to see one beam of light < d6chung> donbueno: Did you have an out-of-body experience...? < donbueno> it hit me BOOM and it was honestly like a clarification I like kinda saw what was behind the pattern and man it was fucking awesome < donbueno> i mean holy shit < donbueno> were alive < donbueno> . < donbueno> fnord < donbueno> d6chung no not then but I have < donbueno> thats another earlier story < donbueno> i had a moment of leaving the earth and chilling in the zuvuya http://fusionanomaly.net/zuvuya.html < donbueno> just hit up some woods with friends and mushies when the weather gets nice < donbueno> all a choice < donbueno> look im not trying to come off all like i know whats up but nonetheless that lifestyle is a choice < donbueno> ohh yeah < donbueno> have fun with that lol < d6chung> donbueno, I agree with you. I believe all decisions in life has consequences. < donbueno> right and i have serious problems with free will < donbueno> but u still choose < donbueno> idk why < donbueno> but u do < donbueno> 4 < donbueno> not even done with 4th < donbueno> right but listen < donbueno> i had this chick that used to fuckng pwn me < donbueno> i would get off the phone and have friends punch me in the head in order to forget < donbueno> yeah i know < donbueno> then after idk bout 3 years of this in college one night she calls me fucks up my night i walk out to my porch and im bout to ram my head into the door frame < donbueno> i wasnt with here < donbueno> her < donbueno> these were like "OHH WE USED TO FUCK U STILL LOVE ME IM FUCKING EVERYONE IN THE WORLD" calls < donbueno> dude let me finish i was a bitch < donbueno> i know it was wrong < donbueno> so i walk out one night < donbueno> bout to ram my head into the door frame and it all dawns on me like an epiphany < donbueno> "i am in control of this" < donbueno> ever since then life has be a decision or a lack of decisions < donbueno> the times I didnt make shit happen yeah it happened to me < donbueno> but like i said before as aphilo kid i got probs with free will < donbueno> but its still a choice < donbueno> fuck < acrylicist> donbueno: philosophy ftw < donbueno> null yeah isnt that awesome? <+null_403> hmm why am i imagining this text chat with this donbuenot character < donbueno> life is so fragile and worthless its priceless < donbueno> lol < donbueno> naw < donbueno> its all one shot < donbueno> the cycle is so big < donbueno> acrylicist u been spying on this shit?

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< acrylicist> donbueno: read Wolfram’s _A New Kind of Science_ and you’ll still might think we have free will < donbueno> acrylicist i have no def opinion on the matter i just now say "i have probs" < donbueno> cause i mean shit < donbueno> its hard < donbueno> saying we got one shot is like saying "everything i have observed is wrong" < donbueno> cycles in everything < donbueno> everyday the day is born and dies < donbueno> the resin harvest not looking to hot < donbueno> gonna have to just eat the bong < donbueno> orly? < donbueno> never knew that < donbueno> im kinda a weirdo bout whats in muh bowl although i smoke resin lol < donbueno> who knew null was sucha fucking rockstar? < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> i told this channel my one story lol and will never again for fear of age stuff < donbueno> thankfully those arent admissable in court < donbueno> god this pipe sucks for resin < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> that dumb mexican left one of those pipes that has liquid in the glass < donbueno> so I got my cameras charger back < donbueno> haha < donbueno> MAMAS boy is on < donbueno> no1 speak < donbueno> what should i make tonite? < donbueno> the pieces of my glue sculpture? or my devil sticks skillz? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> while drunk devil sticks is hard < donbueno> yeah i got some shit from the other night < donbueno> its gonna need another drunken round < donbueno> but now im into glueing puzzle pieces together < donbueno> no i get drunk and paint shit with anything i have or make sculptures with whatevers around < donbueno> or mostly superglue < donbueno> i have two legs and one arm for the robot < donbueno> but im feeling a lack of motivation for finishing the robot i went to big < donbueno> woulda been better with smaller many robots than one huge overlord robot < donbueno> wow mamas boy is awesome < donbueno> and this super glue wow man its cheap < donbueno> i got 8 tubes for 2.88 < donbueno> at lowes < donbueno> http://io-soup-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/asset/0195/1351_222e.jpeg < donbueno> OMG < donbueno> THAT IS AMAZINGLY AWESOME! < donbueno> ohh noez only two beers left < donbueno> my bro drank everything last nite that fucker then just replaced the fridgte with one 6 pack < donbueno> stella artois isnt bad < donbueno> its malt liqour lol < donbueno> but i see no percentage < donbueno> yar < donbueno> u know what i mean < donbueno> its more than that < donbueno> i think

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< donbueno> well shit man < donbueno> on google < donbueno> but irl < donbueno> its 48 < donbueno> % < donbueno> cause i added shaving cream and hair spray < donbueno> lol sick drunks will drink mouthwash < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> i heard some guy in my bros AA talk bout it being to late for booze and just buying like 2 things of mouthwash < donbueno> fuck that < donbueno> lol < donbueno> bathtub gin < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2136089 < donbueno> a phish cover < donbueno> wooo < donbueno> this is kinda good http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread421446/pg1 < donbueno> lol this is a great cover * donbueno is glad music still can do this to him < donbueno> yar me bro is hardcore alco < donbueno> like fucking sad < donbueno> i like to drink < donbueno> dont get me wrong but being an alco is diff < donbueno> he will go on benders like disappear from everywhere and just drink for days on end < donbueno> its odd < donbueno> ahh nice acrylicist little zydeco! < donbueno> i love taht shit < donbueno> MAN i wish i still had some of my old stuff < donbueno> great zydeco song titled "Im on wander" < donbueno> wow anyone blip this tune? < donbueno> wow sweet < donbueno> i got a case of stella on the way < donbueno> well within an hour or so i would say < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2136343 < donbueno> lol acrylicist look how i described zydeco < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2136356 < donbueno> fucking lag < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/Ubqtous/blip/2135780 < donbueno> underground hip hop defined < donbueno> mf doom brings that sauce like homeless man on thunderbird < donbueno> Metal FACe DOOM! < donbueno> Danger mouse and doom! < donbueno> DOOM! < donbueno> i like it < donbueno> lol i made my alco brother pick it up < donbueno> heh thats how i roll < donbueno> no he wont < donbueno> no none < donbueno> wtf fawkes u should know when open and closed < donbueno> ohh < donbueno> i love it < donbueno> fawkesfyre i become awsome incarnate < donbueno> on liqour i launch off into the next level < donbueno> beer i seem to putter on a level for a bit

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< donbueno> If i had a girl these days i def wouldnt drink as much < donbueno> but i see no hope in that department for atleast another year < donbueno> so im gonna drink out muh whiskies! < donbueno> DRUNK EM OUT! < donbueno> okay im making a dumb video of me just sitting here typing and drinking < donbueno> maybe a bong hit or two < donbueno> lol < donbueno> OF RESIN DOOM DOOM DOOM! < fawkesfyre> donbueno, loool i started to do the same thing one time it was pretty depressing < donbueno> lol right < donbueno> hahahahahj < donbueno> wow < donbueno> not cool < acrylicist> donbueno: Tull on the Blip < donbueno> lol u can watch me fail < donbueno> here we go < donbueno> yeah i already feel the failness coming on < donbueno> maybe the only saving thing of this video is the odd drink faces i make when i turn to get beer < donbueno> lol i just burped < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2136563 < donbueno> HAHAHA < donbueno> lol < donbueno> this video might be funny i forgot it was on and started yelling at the comp < donbueno> well get ready fawkes < donbueno> YAR < donbueno> lol < donbueno> wow i look fucking stupid < donbueno> l;ol < donbueno> sorry bro < donbueno> did u burn them? < donbueno> wow < donbueno> i really am a disgusting human < donbueno> my burps are epoch in this < donbueno> lol < donbueno> OKAY its not worth watching < donbueno> well some parts lol maybe < donbueno> wow < donbueno> its uploading < donbueno> i should edit it but meh < donbueno> i dont care prolly will delete it later tonite < donbueno> I was born for movies though fuck its amazing how awesome i look on camera < donbueno> im not sure if this is serious or not < donbueno> and im scared < donbueno> conscious control of what im doing? < donbueno> odd < donbueno> idea < donbueno> ahh some bjork < donbueno> crazy awesome chick < donbueno> i saw some video this guy on stage was playing like a light instrument < donbueno> it was odd < donbueno> d6chung wtf get some sleep mang < donbueno> japan? < donbueno> or something

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< donbueno> like over there/ < donbueno> ? < donbueno> OHHH YAR! < donbueno> i remember now < donbueno> fuck go throw a rock in the ocean for me real quick < donbueno> it helps trust me < donbueno> and as you throw it i need you to imagine a bunch of negative going with it then imagine DON BUENO < donbueno> ohh fuck u < donbueno> lol < donbueno> im in dallas tx < donbueno> decisions u and everyone else < donbueno> like i said earlier put in the extra effort at ur job < donbueno> cause ur lucky to have it < donbueno> yep first to go < donbueno> u just deal with the shit thats created from shit < donbueno> u have to be linked to the shit first hand to keep along for the ride < donbueno> but rest assured even those guys will be fucked < acrylicist> donbueno: this has to be my most strange blip night < donbueno> d6chung do it! < donbueno> and throw a rock int he ocean for me < donbueno> i like this bjork mix < donbueno> lol < donbueno> he got fired < donbueno> and shipped out < donbueno> hey acrylicist http://www.myspace.com/randomrabmusic < donbueno> this is good enough to get it off of blip.f < donbueno> check out the track titled "the riddle" < donbueno> WOW this is good * donbueno gets chills up spine < donbueno> how is that possible < donbueno> yar < donbueno> thats nto history < donbueno> honestly i used to bitch how it was hitler channel < donbueno> now i miss it < donbueno> but then again i dont buy cable < donbueno> so i miss something thats not even there < donbueno> interesting < donbueno> WOW < donbueno> i defined love < donbueno> acrylicist u check out random rab? <+null_403> wheres ur vid donbueno < donbueno> im pretty batman neutral as it comes < donbueno> null_403 says its still uploading fucking youtubwe < donbueno> lol ice road truckers was tight < donbueno> lol < donbueno> not sure why < donbueno> but it was < donbueno> lol < donbueno> I would learn allot while tripping bout the 3rd century < donbueno> lol < donbueno> undeleted u really are defending the history channel? < donbueno> i mean seriously? < donbueno> ice road truckers was good BUT NOT HISTORY

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< donbueno> did it happen in the past yes! < donbueno> was it about events? NO it was bout drama. < donbueno> its the complete dumbing down of everything and history channel etc are just part of it < donbueno> yes it would it did just fine before < donbueno> with wings at 4pm everyday < donbueno> modern marvels is fine with me < donbueno> but fuck man history channel doing reality tv does not add up < donbueno> were arguing which came first ratings or the head? < donbueno> i said head < donbueno> fuck im outta beer < donbueno> yep < donbueno> shit i dont think i ever been to a channel in mute mode < donbueno> and thats allot of channels < donbueno> i can see how it would be useful < donbueno> to limit who can talk and who can observe < donbueno> this whole thing the internet is < donbueno> pretty retarded usually the intelligence level of whast scribbled on the back of a bathroom stall < donbueno> circle time? < donbueno> wtf splain < donbueno> i went to catholic school it was more like "STFU and sit down time GOD IS PISSED" < donbueno> ohhhhh wo < donbueno> wow < donbueno> we need circle time here all the time * donbueno passes the teddy to acrylicist < donbueno> resin ftw < donbueno> wtf this video upload taking forever˜! < donbueno> wow mamas boy such plot and charcter development < donbueno> this is one show they should write a book about < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/420thoughts/blip/2137558 < donbueno> lol < donbueno> its happening o_O < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> I just saw that < donbueno> fuck man i cant tell if firefox is bugged or just taking an assload of time to upload this video < donbueno> 176 < lansencopters> donbueno did you say where you’re uploading to? < donbueno> poo tube < acrylicist> donbueno: (176 megabytes) / (64 kbps) = 6.25777778 hours < lansencopters> donbueno MegaUpload’s quite good upstream if you just need to share a video (80kb/s isn’t uncommon), and it’s faster with MegaManager, and it can resume uploads and whatnot. They’ve got a video site -- MegaVideo -- where I think you can upload videos. Maybe use that if you just want to share a vid? < donbueno> thanks for the heads up man < donbueno> i will check that shit out <+null_403> donbueno: just load up windows movie maker and make it a 12 mb wmv gdammit < donbueno> lol we waited this long < donbueno> and now i got a pack of smokes on the way too < lansencopters> donbueno what brand < donbueno> parliment lights < donbueno> WOOT < donbueno> you know that filter weighs out exactly .01 grams of molly? < donbueno> yes way

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< donbueno> well i have a scale < donbueno> and I have had shards of mollly < donbueno> if u take the parliament filter and fill it and even it out and just kinda top it off with a card < donbueno> its .01 < donbueno> dude a dose of molly is 1/10th a grame < donbueno> 1 gram .1 1 < donbueno> NAR < donbueno> my bad < donbueno> i meant .1 < donbueno> idk wtf < donbueno> i was typing < donbueno> BUT YES < donbueno> .1 < donbueno> not sure bout coke < donbueno> but i do know that lol one full parli is good nuff if u know the right peeps < donbueno> but yeah molly < donbueno> AWESOME! < donbueno> i have one more capsule left from lubbock < donbueno> keep up son < donbueno> heh < donbueno> null_403 its done now its just processing < donbueno> lol acrylicist < donbueno> i caught that < donbueno> no not at all < donbueno> im ont even close to drunk < donbueno> i will be though i got a case of stella on the way < donbueno> and nothing but shopping to do tomorrow < lansencopters> donbueno cans or bottles < donbueno> bottle < donbueno> flyryan i was saying that a full not to tight packed parli filter will contain .1 grams of molly < donbueno> like when u have a gram u can break it up into 10 and sell it < donbueno> grams usually for me are lik 80 bucks if im broke at a show ill break it up and sell it for 20 PWNT < donbueno> UHHHHH U BOUGHT IT! < donbueno> molllynomics < donbueno> yo < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6k47JAQsJc < donbueno> lol that moron < cochico> donbueno... ??? < donbueno> thats a full vodka tonic in a 32 oz beer < donbueno> why....for you. < donbueno> okay i just downgraded to one six pack of stella and three beast crushers! < donbueno> YAR! < donbueno> i got mat hat shillz < donbueno> idk < donbueno> that caught me earlier too < donbueno> but neways null_403 my bro called and asked "u sure u want stella?" < donbueno> wow zomg mamas boy < donbueno> ive sunk to the lowest level < donbueno> milwaukees beast 32 ozes of pure awesome < donbueno> best < donbueno> sorry

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< donbueno> we always have called it the beast < donbueno> THE BEAST! < donbueno> AYARVEY < donbueno> its taking a long time to process too < donbueno> FUCKERS < donbueno> we tear it up < donbueno> UHH OHH < donbueno> freaky bitch bout to freak out < donbueno> ZOMG lol reality tv is amazingly predictable now < donbueno> these are pretty loose im just freaking out over how ive watched this show for 2 hours lol < donbueno> null first one ive owned in 10 years < donbueno> and wow < donbueno> yeah but this is so bad its perfect < donbueno> in the spirit of "MST3k" < donbueno> yeah that would be more productive < donbueno> but what can i say gravity has a hold on me lol < donbueno> happned to my last one < donbueno> it wouldnt play any games < donbueno> lol thanks acrylicist < donbueno> lol its a gogan still life shoot it < donbueno> AAHHAHHA < donbueno> manos hands of fate always on the top < donbueno> still fucking processing < donbueno> beer reinforcements arive! < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcrSfI3XWxc <+null_403> donbueno drunkircing is hillarious < donbueno> lol im so lame < donbueno> u gotta watch it all < donbueno> lol < donbueno> so null? < donbueno> did u finish it? < donbueno> at the end its slightly entertainign < donbueno> lol epic burp < donbueno> lemon jelly < donbueno> fine weather for ducks < donbueno> " i dont got shits" < donbueno> see it got OKAY at end < donbueno> thats an oscar winning yar < donbueno> i freaked out for a second too lol < donbueno> "WTF" < donbueno> how? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> im in the videos part < donbueno> by private i dont suppose u mean promote? < donbueno> cool tuguy < donbueno> im gonna have to delete it < donbueno> yar we know lol < donbueno> <---- has a philo degree < chromakode> donbueno: tell me about satre. < donbueno> lol < donbueno> as not my lawyer acrylicist is usually always right < donbueno> gone < donbueno> but i should start this is a video of me redditing

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< donbueno> thread lol < donbueno> without bong hits < donbueno> or maybe just mysterious smoke and sound < donbueno> not sure who that is < chromakode> donbueno: have you posted a video with you in it yet? < donbueno> i just deleted it lol chroma < donbueno> it contained damning evidence < donbueno> i am making another < donbueno> give me shit to put on thats got sound to laught oo < donbueno> too < donbueno> yep < donbueno> chroma ill make one not so damnig < chromakode> alright donbueno < donbueno> DAM NIG < donbueno> lol < donbueno> wow < donbueno> so < donbueno> ill start recording again but i want some good shit up on here so i can laugh uncontrolably < donbueno> i got a fucking 40oz of schlitz again < donbueno> the beast never manifested < donbueno> great now everyone dead < donbueno> im gonna drink and do gymnastics brb < donbueno> naw < donbueno> he is right next ot me < donbueno> acrylicist u check out random rab yet wtf? < donbueno> AHHH SHIT < donbueno> HURTS! < donbueno> WAT IT IS! < donbueno> u been stranger man deez days < donbueno> yar! < donbueno> that used to happen to me in detroit < donbueno> wow when did you talk to george foreman < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> i didnt understand any of that < donbueno> but MEH i dont need to < donbueno> i still know im the coolest < donbueno> amirite or amirite < donbueno> fawkesmulder check out http://www.myspace.com/randomrabmusic < donbueno> start with random rab < donbueno> err the riddle lol < fawkesmulder> donbueno, did you say you had a twitter? < donbueno> ohh fuck yeah i mean like who doesnt? < donbueno> www.twitter.com/donbueno < donbueno> so yeah im waiting to get more drunk possibly stoned to do more recording < donbueno> but me thinks muh broh not want to load a bowl for me < donbueno> he knows i need to take it the cheesy easy on the bowls for work sake < donbueno> LOL CANDLEBOX < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/ShortiezRevenge/blip/2138754 < donbueno> SO FAR BEHIND!!!! < donbueno> yeah i put a m60 in a horse ass < donbueno> and once i accidentally sprayed a horse with shot from a shotgun < donbueno> he was on the horizon of where the bird was flying < donbueno> meh the dove

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< fawkesmulder> donbueno, reminds me of a funny story < donbueno> i turned a shot < donbueno> the horse was pissed@ < donbueno> my uncle made me pick the shot out < donbueno> they are so redneck they actually depend on cock fighting for income < donbueno> fawkesmulder WTF < donbueno> thats two fucked up ass stories today < donbueno> lol jesus < donbueno> lol no horse bleeds to death from ass stories but yeah close ;) < donbueno> lol who remembers 7mary3 < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2138825 < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2138835 < donbueno> there we go < donbueno> thats the one fawkes its a cover but wtf its all i could find < donbueno> bands that resembled aol names < donbueno> cause all the other shitty bands took their name < donbueno> u had to add a number < donbueno> blink 182 < donbueno> lol < donbueno> piston < donbueno> ahhhaha < donbueno> all aol bands < donbueno> in my mind < donbueno> yeah he wasnt too bad < donbueno> aaron sometihng < donbueno> but i mean deftones < donbueno> aaron lewis? < donbueno> u ever heard of "snot" < donbueno> i kicked it live with lynn strait the couple weeks before he died < donbueno> HAHAHAH < donbueno> SO CRATES < donbueno> i watched that movie the other day < donbueno> lol george carlin is a major role in it < donbueno> ohurite < donbueno> lol wtf hurts < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2138883 < donbueno> there u go fawkes < donbueno> they created the whole genre that limp bizkit and fags took over < donbueno> this is the first pure hardcore, metal, punk crossover < donbueno> fawkes yeah for a reason < donbueno> yeah its not like the others < donbueno> it has two singers < donbueno> one gay and one uber gay < donbueno> fawkesmulder http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2138922 < donbueno> british ratm < fawkesmulder> donbueno, dursts band was literally created to just make money off of teen boys < donbueno> check out the album "available in all colors" < donbueno> fawkesmulder i have no doubt in that < donbueno> "my way is wrong and yours is right!...." < donbueno> epochical < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2138973 < donbueno> nice < donbueno> im a viper thanks u < donbueno> you would like to think it is but the sad truth is that george foreman actually said all

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this shit < donbueno> okay im recording me < donbueno> im fucked up < donbueno> if u werent already in gymnastics u would either just look fat and retarded or hurt yourself < donbueno> but hey get it on video and let me see < donbueno> video it is then < donbueno> shit im wasted < donbueno> i just almost passed out lol < donbueno> lol me too < donbueno> no joke < donbueno> my bro goes "HEY U PASSING OUT" < donbueno> excellent < donbueno> for the inernets < donbueno> lol < donbueno> sonic mulle < donbueno> mullet < donbueno> AYEP < donbueno> WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED! < donbueno> HAHAHA < donbueno> thats what originate felt < donbueno> in his bum arse < donbueno> ALIENATE! < donbueno> there is no sagart! < donbueno> except for tuguy < donbueno> he is the sagart < donbueno> he will never admit it though < donbueno> IVE < donbueno> IS GOOD < donbueno> HAR HAR < fawkesmulder> mmm mobilmd that was donbueno ;s between job < donbueno> the street powders are unstoppable < donbueno> MARCHING POWDRES! < donbueno> link shit thats funny now < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> SAMBA PA TI! < donbueno> LOL epic drunk reddit session < donbueno> movie soon < donbueno> nix0nn tight < donbueno> im also a musician not just a irc drunk believe it or not < donbueno> uploading as we speak < donbueno> should be shorter < donbueno> ohh wow old school santana is the best < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/jeff/blip/2139342 < donbueno> that is not santana < donbueno> explosions in the sky < donbueno> = amazing < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2139446 < donbueno> santana?! < donbueno> ZOMG < donbueno> BLOW THE BUILDING < donbueno> john scofield isnt though < fawkesmulder> donbueno, you ever listen to soul coughing < donbueno> Yarrrr

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< donbueno> Yaaarrrrrrrrrrr < nix0nn> Where’s donbueno? < donbueno> im awake < donbueno> ugh < donbueno> dont want to be’ < donbueno> lol didnt make it into work today cause of ICE on the road woohoo! < donbueno> god damnit i coulda used that woot for a present < donbueno> lol yeah i hate truckers < donbueno> when talking to work i even dropped in the conversation "and that shooting spree i just dont wanna travel on 75 today" < donbueno> lol lol lol < donbueno> i still have to make some reports < donbueno> ahh i c < donbueno> conspiracy arises < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRikrYwq09Y < donbueno> lol last nite < donbueno> im a retard < donbueno> yeah tahts what i was thinking when i woke up < donbueno> jals yeah all the toys for that age blow, get him some science kit < donbueno> lol sup man < Originate> donbueno: acrylicist AND fawk are following my twitters? < donbueno> ur so cool i mean how can we not? < donbueno> whats funny is acrylicist i was laughing bout that horrible story in africa but thats what booze and years of internet exposure lead too. < donbueno> awesome my bro drank all my beer again after I went to sleep < donbueno> lol < donbueno> what a fucking nigger < acrylicist> donbueno: send him out for more < donbueno> FLAWLES VICTORY! < donbueno> ? < donbueno> lol what a douchebag < donbueno> my bro has got to go < donbueno> he drank all muh beer then asks me if i want nething from corner store. me "yeah grab my wallet get us some breakfast tacos at DJ’s" him "ohh I dont have time phone interview at 10:15" < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> im locking both locks < donbueno> (the taco place is fucing fast) < donbueno> and next door to corner store < donbueno> uhh < donbueno> yeah me either its a series they started a couple days ago that toy gets more complex < donbueno> i thought it was fucking gepeto lol < donbueno> http://www.google.com/doodle15.html < donbueno> that helps < donbueno> sorta < donbueno> its gonna be a google logo outta toys at end i would say < donbueno> the begining is like the parts < donbueno> or they have mastered fusion and will be giving power away free forever < donbueno> and it starts on xmas < donbueno> negative nancy! < Originate> ohhhhhh acrylicist i think donbueno just called you gay < donbueno> hows lubbock? < Originate> donbueno: im not in lubbock < donbueno> lame < donbueno> so u should twitter more now originate

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< donbueno> and u see my stoopid video < donbueno> ? < donbueno> extra retardo for the win < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRikrYwq09Y&feature=channel_page < donbueno> i was actually pretty drunk at this point considering that later in the video I have trouble reading lol < Originate> donbueno: you suck at reading < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i was hammered i think that was the point of the lulz < donbueno> tonite i will read MORE BETTER < donbueno> the headlines on reddit < donbueno> most when u read are inaccurate < donbueno> i think i was referring to another headline at that point < caesararum> donbueno: are you going for the Hunter S. Thompson lifestyle? < donbueno> true savant geniu like mine has no clear line of flow < donbueno> yeah i was bor that way < donbueno> born < donbueno> u cant tell there but i got a fuck ton of grey hair < donbueno> i will most likely be full grey b4 30 < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> I wont talk to anyone that doesnt < donbueno> lol im not sure someone can go for hunter s. thompson lifestyle I think it comes for you, but no not particulary I like his stuff but by no means worship him. < donbueno> also I have serious sleep issusesin which I never get any good rest < donbueno> so yeah ur looking at someone that has really been awake for like 10 years < donbueno> wiht short 3 hours spurts of rest here and there < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i dont take anything < donbueno> i just have made snoring and sleep apoena me thinks < donbueno> and i used to sleep good but IDK I think its stress < donbueno> cortisol in my body is fucking everything up < donbueno> i got intoa mad stress fear cycle and it still hasnt spun out yet sooooo me hopes when i get more shit in life in order that ill return to normal sleeping wich is bout 5 hours < donbueno> 2 hours of hardcore u cant wake me sleep < donbueno> its just fucked up man < donbueno> yeah if i still played my didgri or lost like 20-30 lbs i suspect it would be okay < donbueno> i read allot of good stuff in my dads alzheimers book on this shti < donbueno> it apparently is one of the leading indicators of possible alzheimers in life < donbueno> caesararum yeah sure if u burn stuff it causes a chemical reaction < donbueno> DONE < caesararum> donbueno: :-( < donbueno> lol sorry bruda < donbueno> first round of coffee just pulsating through my veins < donbueno> originate lubbocki is wired bro < donbueno> its a fucking major college city GROW UP < donbueno> GROW UP! < donbueno> BLARHG!! < Originate> donbueno: dude... again... not going to be in lubbock most of the time < donbueno> lol floydada? < donbueno> HAHAHAHaha < donbueno> yeah they use peanut fiber for internet cable < donbueno> u can atleast catch up on some meth < donbueno> abuse < donbueno> wow that sucks not even lubbock but floydada

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* donbueno is jamming the new calexico album TASTY! < donbueno> yeah i like it allot < donbueno> its really grown on me too < donbueno> the first round was a little skeptical < donbueno> but now i cant get enough i just love the style of this music (i am partial to the southwest) < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> http://twitter.com/britneyspears/status/1074583061 wtf jamie < donbueno> LAUREN IS SUCH A NICE GIRL LIKE OMG WHY WOULD U SAY THAT < donbueno> camilia belle < donbueno> thats a girl! < donbueno> http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=Zm&resnum=1&q=camilla+belle&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title < donbueno> dear god why did i curse myself with using office < caesararum> donbueno: what’s wrong? < donbueno> i highlight the two sentences I right click goto paragraph goto single and it just goes away and nothing changes < donbueno> FUCKING THANKS MS < donbueno> WOW < donbueno> im just styring ot adjust the spacing of these lines < donbueno> pretty simple < donbueno> you know double and single < caesararum> donbueno: is it a new document or a relatively modified one? < donbueno> i click single, and the box goes away and it not single < donbueno> brand new docu < donbueno> im in landscape if that helps lol < donbueno> middle < donbueno> like in the middle of the document it wont do what its suppose to? < donbueno> wow < donbueno> so just move it over to the left and adjust * donbueno hugs caesararum < donbueno> u want some time money for this caesararum? < donbueno> yeah i just moved it over to the left and clicked the "dont put space in between similiar sytled paragraphs" < donbueno> i just feel like paying u < donbueno> did anyone check out those pics of cimilla belle < donbueno> FAP A LICOUS < donbueno> camilla belle < donbueno> that is < donbueno> cut my dick off hot i give up http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g205/SexiiDork/Camilla%20Belle/Camilla_Belle_5b.jpg < donbueno> great caesararum < donbueno> so should i really just start using open office? < donbueno> wait i cant i just figured out how to make these hellacious charts in excel < donbueno> damnit i hate knowing what the nerds know but not enough to do anything about it < donbueno> FUCK ME < donbueno> http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1300000/camilla-belle-camillabelle-1338718-1280-1024.jpg < donbueno> WOW thats why i liked that movie < caesararum> donbueno: what do you mean by "I hate knowing what..." < donbueno> I hate knowing shit bout programs that u guys know < donbueno> but I dont have the nerd power to do anything bout it < donbueno> Like i dont know wtf to do with unbutu or .... < donbueno> i know excel fucking blows but wtf else do i use?

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< donbueno> u see what im saying < donbueno> i chill in here and u guys are a smart lot, most in IT shit < caesararum> donbueno: I am dumb < donbueno> lol < donbueno> camilla is nice < donbueno> yar < donbueno> ill take the one on the left ANY DAY http://www.haydenpanettierefans.com/images/gallery/hayden-panettiere-camilla-belle.jpg < donbueno> blondes never did it for me < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/c/camilla_belle/camilla_belle_2.jpg < caesararum> donbueno: I bet if she was slobbing your knob you wouldn’t care that she’s blonde < donbueno> im just saying i would do things to camilla belle not even larry flint or ron jeremy have thought of < donbueno> http://lh4.ggpht.com/elaing.zhang/RwMv_AGMkJI/AAAAAAAADM/_KER3TtMl4M/s800/008.jpg < donbueno> HUZZAH < donbueno> http://www.modelimago.com/2008/03/camilla-belle-3.html < donbueno> bingo lotsa goodies there < donbueno> wow I just went bonkers on coffee and camilla belle < donbueno> hah < donbueno> lol yeah caesararum i saw u up in the pics thread < donbueno> "caeasararum sighting!" < donbueno> or some thread u were hitting on the ladies or something < donbueno> you dog you < donbueno> sup tuguy < donbueno> hey tuguy u on twitter/ < donbueno> add me < donbueno> donbueno < donbueno> what bout google mail? < donbueno> lol koryk so ur family now knows ur a chronic masturbating drunk < donbueno> welcome to #reddit ur officially one of us * donbueno hands koryk his badge < donbueno> hahahahha < donbueno> lol < donbueno> no1 does < acrylicist> caesararum: Did donbueno pay you some &= yet? < koryk> hey donbueno < donbueno> yeah its true < donbueno> it was me < donbueno> i was drunk as hell < donbueno> apparently drunk enough to shoot someone < donbueno> TOTAL CUBICAL ANNIHIALTION[ < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> wow band of horses ftw < donbueno> yeah they are somewhat like MMJ but damn this album is good < donbueno> yeap < donbueno> later guys im going to whole foods < donbueno> get some slabs of bacon < donbueno> BBL < koryk> donbueno < donbueno> i better not get home videos of ppl fapping to angela < donbueno> SHE IS MINE TO FAP < donbueno> eyo

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< donbueno> well then I still have blanch from GG that dirty whore gma < donbueno> yeah its pretty dumb < donbueno> or just another weird asian thing < donbueno> u decide! < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/7lcl0/talking_about_girl_talk/3btm <+null_403> lol the donbueno youtube channel could be a live donbueno cam < donbueno> haha < donbueno> well man < donbueno> if u want to pay the bills rent and nuff money for some chicken nuggets everyday then im down < donbueno> wow this is good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8R42ZU10Ko&eurl=http://www.reddit.com/&feature=player_embedded < donbueno> its gnarles barlkely doing reckoner from radiohead < donbueno> damn monster vs aliens is gonna be tight lol < donbueno> ahh it makes sense now fawkes was bomb < donbueno> ohh the tom foolery! < fawkesmulder> donbueno, werd < donbueno> cant talk in /r/nsfw < donbueno> fawkesmulder http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread421407/pg1 < donbueno> god damnit < donbueno> i hate shopping < donbueno> I shoulda learned bout woot long ago * donbueno just got back from whole foods where he picked up uncut applewood cured bakons < donbueno> o hai newfag < donbueno> hai < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcT8lKKpeXs&eurl=http://exceptionmag.com/entertainment/reviews/000143/courageous-balloonists-who-fell-oblivion&feature=player_embedded < donbueno> wow what a badass < donbueno> that dude jumped 100,000 ft < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrBZeWjGjl8 < donbueno> WOW < donbueno> boards of canada did some shit with his footage wow < donbueno> http://www.mediaresearch.org/notablequotables/bestof/2008/welcome.asp < donbueno> nOPE < donbueno> u get that alubm jamie? < livejamie> donbueno: yessir < donbueno> ?? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i think im going to the beer store sooner than later < donbueno> this is boring < donbueno> im going to get whiskey < donbueno> for tonite and tomorrow < donbueno> so its gonna get real sloppy up in here < donbueno> and im gonna take a nap for extra sloppy power < donbueno> sorry powah < donbueno> soooo you basically have had enough wine lol < donbueno> u just told me ur drinking wine from ur undies < donbueno> shit am i the only one sober < donbueno> all u drunk fucks! < donbueno> well im off to whiskey store and fail mart < donbueno> this isi gonna suck < donbueno> yeah this is

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< donbueno> cause my bro is all stoned i cant fucking smoke anymore and im thinking im pissed cause weed makes me happy not booze < donbueno> FUCK < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> FUCK < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> PEACE! < donbueno> back < donbueno> but it looks like i might be out and about tonite < donbueno> gettin lotsa "DUDE JUST GOT IN TOWN LETS GET FUCKED UP" calls < donbueno> but i refuse to drive < donbueno> so well see who really wants to hang with me < donbueno> lol < donbueno> yeah i guess thats part of it < donbueno> i just got my dad a 2 gb flash drive it will blow his mind < donbueno> wal mart raped me though < donbueno> 12 bucks for a 2 giger yikes < fawkesmulder> donbueno, i hope you didnt get the atteche < donbueno> fuck idk what i got < donbueno> a 2 gig flash drive? < donbueno> god damnit < donbueno> did i fail this? < donbueno> lexar jump drive friefly < donbueno> yeah they do < donbueno> lol im gonna fuck the mexican that lived on my floors ex girlfriend LOLZ < donbueno> she has been stalking me from weird numbers just heard a message from her "yeah i heard he moved out and wanted to come over...ive been waiting for him to leave...." < donbueno> heh she isnt hot but i dont fucking care not many ticket holders for donbueno land as of recent if you know what I mean < donbueno> no < donbueno> she knows its me < donbueno> she is calling me.... < donbueno> i had a mexican living on my floor someone that worked with me from an old job < donbueno> he needed a place i gave him my couch he took much more i was too nice < donbueno> i kicked him out which most ppl here prolly remember lol it was pretty funny < donbueno> now that his old girl has found out she comes catting around < donbueno> I am gonna have to have that talk with her lol "this is fucking I dont love you" < criminy> donbueno is gonna get lucky. < donbueno> u follow now? lol it seems to work this way allot < donbueno> this has happened a couple times a buddy breaks up with his girl or vice versa and then a little while later Ill get a call "hey" < donbueno> criminy DO It! < donbueno> have no fear! < donbueno> im not even attractive i think they know ill just fuck and they can go on there wya < donbueno> and with this chick one night we got way fucked up and we went on a run to get more booze we ended up fucking in the car this was a couple years ago < livejamie> people have sex with you, willingly, donbueno ? < donbueno> yeah i know < donbueno> its odd < criminy> donbueno: oh damn, < donbueno> heh yeah i sorta forgot bout that < criminy> I’m out gg donbueno, livejamie < donbueno> livejamie its all in how u carry yourself and i hang out with lotsa hippie folk that are so concerned on how much my car costs if u get muh drift

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< donbueno> peace brother < donbueno> that are NOT < donbueno> so concerned... < criminy> you’re good people donbueno < donbueno> we try < donbueno> the good people that is < donbueno> livejamie also i believe in the fuck what you can rule as practive for when a really good looking chick comes along ur not just a first time rider heh < donbueno> you got some moves LOL * donbueno does the hump dance < donbueno> is starring at his whiskey < donbueno> BINARY SOLO < donbueno> 000010000001010101011100001 < donbueno> lol nix0nn thats harsh < donbueno> bu is there any other way to goto a unemployment meeting? < donbueno> haahah < donbueno> nix0nn unemployment in texas is hard to get < donbueno> i am pretty sure u have to be laid off < donbueno> which doesnt happen much < donbueno> well most my experience so far is in restraunt situations < donbueno> My sister was all banking on gettin enemployment, she had no clue how hard it was. < donbueno> Specially in restraunts like she was, its all up to the manager, see the unemployment office calls me the manager and says "so and so want to get unemployment why were they fired, i simply say late!" < donbueno> then boom nothing < donbueno> so no unemployment < donbueno> what sucks is all the fucking broke ass black ppl were making 300 a week on unemployment while I was hand to mouth < donbueno> mexicans asians whatever < donbueno> the lower socio economic class < donbueno> even broke ass white ppl < donbueno> but I cant get on unemployment cause I actually had a real job wtf < donbueno> paradox u pass out outside ? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> i c < donbueno> I was too unemployed for like 3-4 months it was maddening < donbueno> In college or another time it would be okay, but now I just feel like that loser mexican on my floor < donbueno> least I had nuff money to pay rent for awhile < donbueno> nix0nn i went movie crazy i hadnt had a tv for like 10 years and refused to watch movies < donbueno> I started torrenting everything < donbueno> EVERYTHING < donbueno> i watched sooo many movies < donbueno> tuguy was here for that lol < donbueno> remember tuguy my unemployed days? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> thats where i foudn this channel < donbueno> err when < donbueno> i hear that nix0nn < donbueno> we got a nice little support staff up in here < donbueno> all sorts of styles and techniques < donbueno> lol tuguy < donbueno> THIS IS A MANLY FAMILY!

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< donbueno> i guess without ribbons__ it is < donbueno> CHUNKY SOUP ONLY! < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/redditirc/comments/7lejy/nix0nn_reddit_cocaine/ < donbueno> yeah im going out tonite < donbueno> but I will prolly just end up back on here < donbueno> VIDEO DUDE < donbueno> document help the little guy out < donbueno> now go call the cops NIGGER PIGS < donbueno> it will help < donbueno> then lock ur door and hide inside * donbueno now worries bout the channel thinking he is a racist -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> that chinese chick with the basketball body GOT SHIPPED SOME LEGS WORD < donbueno> NARF < donbueno> wtf idk russian < donbueno> please how much for your daugther i am american and will make the anals * donbueno is at his bros that play poker sipping on some sailor jerry < donbueno> lol < donbueno> it was though < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/7ldh6/do_you_cringe_everytime_you_hear_evolution_is/3j34 < d6chung> donbueno: I’m thinking 2001: Space Odyssey. < donbueno> dude i honestly think we were upgraded by aliens < donbueno> why not? < donbueno> see back in the day evolution was the CRAZY! idea < donbueno> why not just go crazier < donbueno> and be the pioneer? < donbueno> space odyssey 2001 is def my favorite movie < nix0nn> <donbueno> dude i honestly think we were upgraded by aliens < donbueno> hahahah < donbueno> naw man im legit < donbueno> i got evidence acutally < donbueno> go check out some of the zeccharia sitchin shit < donbueno> its the best theory out there < donbueno> it provides the most robusto < donbueno> maybe if you read some principia discordia or a book by bob www.subgenius.com the book of bob will help u get where im coming from < donbueno> also the moon was towed here < donbueno> and is a completely artificial structure < donbueno> exactly < donbueno> i didnt pay anyone to believe muh shit < donbueno> and i never touched a can < donbueno> well once i had some soup < donbueno> dude aliens is the tightness < donbueno> u drop alien theory everyone goes crazy and you win because in the end WE DONT FUCKING KNOW < donbueno> everyday we get more evidence of advanced human civs on earth < donbueno> shit there is stuff right now we cant explain < donbueno> bal bek < donbueno> holy shit im eating a ganja rice crispy < donbueno> from a dude that grows the best shit i get < donbueno> ohhh man

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< donbueno> im fucked < donbueno> its so strong < donbueno> ohh wow < donbueno> lol this is gonna be off the hook tonite i got the HD cam setup on the wall < donbueno> gonna make a timelapse tonite < donbueno> of all us partying < donbueno> sometings goin down < donbueno> dont think i can stream it < donbueno> its a hd video camera when connected to my comp it like turns into a hd < donbueno> thats good sauce < donbueno> DAMN < donbueno> thats fucked up < donbueno> dont do that to me < donbueno> I will fucking rape your dog the next day trust me its been done before < donbueno> lol i got the rage tonite < donbueno> haahah < donbueno> the sailor jerry YAR!!!!! * donbueno will not rape anyones dog < donbueno> lol i love phish < donbueno> im sorry dont judge me they are good < donbueno> believe it or not that shits got talent, DIVIDE SKY!!!!!!! < donbueno> lol divided sky....!?!?!!!! < donbueno> nix0nn ur thoughts on phish? < donbueno> im not a super fan by any means I never saw them live < donbueno> but shit man some of there songs just got that sauce that makes u smile inside and feel like ur bout to blow up < donbueno> poopins dont fuck with me I will reign hippie terror! < donbueno> .... < donbueno> cmon < donbueno> wow u guys just missed something so epic < donbueno> its unbelievable < donbueno> get this < donbueno> so this ganja food < donbueno> i didnt eat it all at once i saved half the crispy < donbueno> my buddies here are like "ohh shit man you should eat that somethings bad gonna happen" < donbueno> no more then like 20 secs later < donbueno> this epic kid named "Dirty D" < donbueno> walks in see the crispy on my keyboard and just grabs it and eats it < donbueno> like no question < donbueno> BOOM < donbueno> gone < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> god damnit dirty d < donbueno> dirtyd is gonna make for some good video though < donbueno> these kids are fucking ridiculous < donbueno> REDONK < donbueno> wtf nix0nn this is still going on? < fawkesmulder> donbueno, reddit podcast new years eve? < donbueno> ohh yeah < donbueno> fuck yeah < donbueno> titties on a fucking brick yeah

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< donbueno> TITS ON A BRICK! < donbueno> YAR SAILOR JERRY! < donbueno> nix0n wtf where u live? < donbueno> lol just caught these kids being all stupid < donbueno> on camera < donbueno> they have no clue < donbueno> lol < donbueno> DIRTY D < donbueno> lol < donbueno> epic < donbueno> try and reboot! < donbueno> i think we might have to get some blow up in here tonite lol * donbueno runs and hides < donbueno> acrylicist arent u a kansan < donbueno> nein the good < acrylicist> donbueno: I’m living there. I’m not from there. < donbueno> yar < donbueno> i just thought I would call you out for no good reason < donbueno> so on NYE < donbueno> whats the deal < donbueno> do i have to like eat a bunch of ectasy < donbueno> ill trip face if needed < donbueno> basically ill be cosmonaut 1 <+null_403> why, donbueno < donbueno> idk good excuse to loose my brain? < donbueno> ohhh nein < donbueno> and plus < donbueno> who cares < donbueno> you know when u eat an apple ur gonna get to a core? < donbueno> is that a reason to stop eating apples? < acrylicist> donbueno: There are like 33,000 varieties. You could eat a different kind of apple every day until you die. < donbueno> im talking bout how an apple is good any apple until u get the core < donbueno> so why worry bout the next day at work when the begining is worth it < donbueno> i know its gonna suck but i still do it < acrylicist> donbueno: because you discard the rind of an orange before you eat it, does that mean you should stop eating the orange? < donbueno> APPPLES BRAH! < donbueno> oranges got the shit on the outside < donbueno> apples suck on the inside < donbueno> or at the end < donbueno> like a good night of partying I konw its gonna suck < donbueno> tomorrow < donbueno> but tonite ITS WORTH IT < caesararum> donbueno: oranges suck through an through < donbueno> caesararum my mom makes awesome blood orange sorbet < donbueno> oragnes are pretty cool though < donbueno> great juice < donbueno> i like orange juice with pulp < donbueno> whos wit me < donbueno> lotsa pulp! < donbueno> null_403 ur the weirdo < donbueno> anyone got an ps3 wanna play anything? < donbueno> null_403 cause u aint got no ballsis

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< donbueno> camilla belle < donbueno> do it < donbueno> lol blow run < donbueno> god damnit < donbueno> yeah snacks is tight <+null_403> by donbueno < donbueno> narf < donbueno> lol blow time < fawkesmulder> have fun donbueno < donbueno> wow < donbueno> just got ripped on some blow < donbueno> heh < donbueno> thats what i get for not having the solid hookups but shit im glad i dont cause when i did it was not good < donbueno> as in not good i mean the blow was really good < donbueno> wow i would trade 10 to 15 panic or sci shows for one daft punk < donbueno> this alive 2007 album is amazing! < donbueno> lol www.fastforwardblowjobs.com < donbueno> wow what a great site < donbueno> whats funny though is the first time I was there I had no sound on < donbueno> so I was like "lol thats funny" the second time around sound on then I was like "OMGWTFBBQ THATS GENIUS" < donbueno> umm honestly I have had good encounters with the police but seriously they fucking sucka and are generally here to make our lives worse < donbueno> the good cop is the exception that we remember < donbueno> the bad cop is the headline we forget < Eiii> donbueno: That seems to be exactly the opposite of what the rest of Reddit thinks. < donbueno> wow we just planned out our escape when martial law goes down < donbueno> this is good < donbueno> our code word is "the dishes are done man" < donbueno> when u hear that get outside cause we only got a couple hours before we cant get out of the city < donbueno> look guys all drunkeness and conspiracy aside we are only 7 square meals away from revolution < donbueno> and from what I and many other see we are not far from there so make ur plans and be ready cause when the food goes away so does law and order * donbueno is fucking hammered < donbueno> so whos wit me in north texas? < donbueno> i got a place out in east texas two very large tanks plenty of land < donbueno> the only hard part will be getting out of the city, thats why we plan to launch from mckinney tx bout 30 miles north of dallas < donbueno> honestly why would this get down voted http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/7lcl0/talking_about_girl_talk/3btm < donbueno> thats a honest and good story lol < donbueno> albeit i was up for like 30 hours before i started humping that yoda < donbueno> it still deserves a upvote for orginality < donbueno> wtf no response to my yoda confession? < donbueno> i humped that yoda for you! < donbueno> so am I wrong or is this another reason to hate MACs? < donbueno> for me it comes down to this, all my life my towers were open and had wires hanging out and I made that shit. < donbueno> I was happy that it was pure chaos that I created < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO-VOiMFpbU < donbueno> thats what we kickin lol

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< donbueno> dallas rap ftw < donbueno> am I that wrong bout macs? < donbueno> they like computers for nazis < donbueno> YOU TAKE THIS YOU LIKE IT * [mbm] guesses donbueno doesn’t know the term ’mac address’ < donbueno> caesararum arent most barcodes contain 6 6 6 < donbueno> the first bar the middle and last < caesararum> donbueno: well upcs are the devil’s work, so I suppose < caesararum> donbueno: maybe as some coincidence < donbueno> are they though I heard that once < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO-VOiMFpbU < donbueno> POOKIE < donbueno> DOES IT HARD < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0EjwQvWM8&feature=related < donbueno> introducing mr lucci < donbueno> lol im the hippie that represents the hardest dirty southern dallas raps < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p67CadDC8cc&feature=related < donbueno> thats not too bad < donbueno> damn pookie is tight < donbueno> dallas has always had a strong music scene < donbueno> I mean shit earl harvin moved down here years ago and plays like twice a year < donbueno> erika badu, norah jones, the toadies, t bone walker < donbueno> dallas is just as musically historic as chicago, memphis etc.... < donbueno> I was at the show when kurt cobain got beat by the dude from pump n ethyl and the guy from cotton mouth texas < donbueno> scott turner and jeffery... < donbueno> in VH1 behind the music they tell the story but they tell it wrong < donbueno> kurt took off the stage and into a janitors closet, the bassist and dave grohl went out front and got into a cab, scott turner the one that got hit with the guitar chased them outside and jumped on the back of the cab and punched the window through < donbueno> the whole time kurt was hiding in closet < donbueno> jeff found him and took him out back to the bus < donbueno> that was at trees in dallas tx < donbueno> I also got a chance to see janes addiction there < donbueno> robert johnson the godfather of rock n roll recorded 1 of his two sessions in deep ellum dallas tx < donbueno> the other in houston < donbueno> the ones in dallas are widely considered the best recordings he had < donbueno> also the old blue song "tin pan alley" refers to deep ellum texas < donbueno> SRV played it in 1985 with johnny copeland at the montreux jazz fest three years before he was literally booed off stage 3 years later he returns as the highlight of the entire festival this is widely considered one of the best performances in the long history of what we call the blues but what really is the soul of man. < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p67CadDC8cc&feature=related < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulAtTcKSZGc < donbueno> thats part 2 < donbueno> not even a stfu? or gtfo to #drunks? fuck guys dont leave me hanging like this! < donbueno> okay seriously someone needs to say whats up < donbueno> im bout to freak the shits out < donbueno> thank god < donbueno> and its you caesararum thats good sauce < donbueno> no1 like my history of the blues shit? -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)]

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-!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> one good thing bout music when it hits you feel no pain! < donbueno> so hit me with music! < donbueno> hit me with music! < donbueno> brutalize me with music! < donbueno> trenchtown rock! < donbueno> 400 years! < donbueno> yar? < donbueno> anyone alive? < donbueno> "the bars could not hold me! wars not control me now! they try to keep me down, but god put me around!" < donbueno> "ive got to reach mt zion the highest region!" < donbueno> "yes me friend, me friend, me friend set me free again...." < donbueno> bob lets us all rock it out one thing I have noticed in all my travels is the presence of bob marley < donbueno> the grand uniter < donbueno> bob marley the great source < donbueno> its universal < donbueno> I am a blues man that worships john lee hooker all the while realizing his heart lies in the dub. -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 145 (Connection timed out)] -!- Matt__ is now known as donbueno < donbueno> sup < donbueno> yeah i had some narly farts this morn < donbueno> the ones u want to write short stories about < donbueno> yar ass particles < donbueno> lol < donbueno> yeah u gotta assume the position for those < donbueno> hahahaha < donbueno> wow our fart conversation is epic < donbueno> I need a waffo < donbueno> lol least u didnt shit ur pants < donbueno> http://www.dodsno.no/ < donbueno> wtf u talking bout acrylicist < donbueno> ppls ear wax and shit MAN U CRAZY < acrylicist> donbueno: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1870171 < koryk> donbueno < donbueno> yeah acrylicist but belly button wax smells better < donbueno> http://www.dodsno.no/ < donbueno> thats what i last linked < acrylicist> donbueno: killer reindear? < donbueno> yar that movie looks tight < donbueno> im playing resistance 2 FALL OF MAN < donbueno> lol < donbueno> video game titles < donbueno> and im drinking whiskey < donbueno> SO I WIN < donbueno> wow xmas eve the best! < donbueno> god i pwn so hard in video games its not fair to the other half of the internet < donbueno> no im on a ps3 < donbueno> and like a 70 inch plasma < donbueno> yeah its awesome < donbueno> im not at home

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< donbueno> got whiskey pills and weed and a ps3 with a huge screen lol doesnt get much better < donbueno> KORY BEATS OFF TO HOMELESS PEOPLE < donbueno> wow resistance could be better < donbueno> i will say though so far as a fps it provides < donbueno> i havent played campaign only online < donbueno> wow that sucks < donbueno> yeah resistance is pretty tight first time playing < donbueno> the worlds look really good < donbueno> nice detail and lighting < donbueno> lol koryk < donbueno> just start talking bout war then walk him off somewhere and then go "i need to use the bathroom" and take off < donbueno> u in HP? < donbueno> yar im over on abrams and 75 < donbueno> err northwest hwy and abrams < donbueno> not far < donbueno> We should meet up today gets foods < acrylicist> donbueno: TheBishop? :) < donbueno> dude everytime u say my old handle its like lord of the rings style cause u know my true name < donbueno> its like u have powah over me * donbueno snorts itup thinking it marching powder * donbueno was hitting on his little sisters friend last nite LOL * donbueno and will hear all about it tomorrow < donbueno> hahaahah < donbueno> on the sixth day of xmas my true love gave to me, 1 mind hungover, 2 wallets empty, 3 bar tabs left, 4 golden rings! < donbueno> wow i will say resistance 2 has great levels < donbueno> that was me and ur mom sorry son < donbueno> lol < donbueno> wow i love u guys < donbueno> hah * donbueno is already drunk < acrylicist> donbueno: Some president of some japanese credit rating agency says Japan should scrap the dollar < donbueno> the ninth day of xmas my true love gave to me 1, case of herpes, 2 panty leaving, 3 goose a laying < acrylicist> donbueno: Estimates would be it go to 40-50 Yen/Dollar < donbueno> acrylicist you evere read any tom robbins? < donbueno> look man im being very serious here < donbueno> like no joke < donbueno> YOU HAVE TO DO THIS < donbueno> go read "fierce invalids from hot climates" < donbueno> SWITTERS is the man u seriously will love this book < donbueno> from what i know about you, you cant miss this < donbueno> exactly < donbueno> if needed i will buy the book < donbueno> dude basically what im trying to say is that I know you well enough to demand that you read this < donbueno> like you cant continue life without it < donbueno> OMG < donbueno> yes u can < donbueno> "fierce invalids from hot climates" by tom robbins < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fierce_Invalids_Home_from_Hot_Climates

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< donbueno> acrylicist you will finally get my reference to "SEND IN THE CLOWNS" < donbueno> please honestly donbueno is drunk and early read this if not for u then me! lol < donbueno> the 1 inch astronaut! < donbueno> acrylicist im bout to open you up to a whole new world of reading < donbueno> tom robbins is literally one of the biggest badasses that lives today < donbueno> for reals he eats a fried spam sammich every year for his bday < donbueno> he is the judge in the spam cook off < donbueno> he blends religion with culture with spirituality with salsa! < donbueno> its actually not that bad < donbueno> i can make an amazing curry and spam rice < donbueno> i read an article not too long ago bout how the spam factory is in overtime cause ppl so broke they buy spam < donbueno> he goes "if the boss had his way we be working 8 days a week" < donbueno> whats funny is just after reading that i was in fail mart and saw like three ppl surfing the spam part of the isle < acrylicist> donbueno: haha < donbueno> dude spam is like human awesome! < donbueno> embrace the spam < acrylicist> donbueno: long pig in a can < donbueno> wow thats wrong < donbueno> lol < donbueno> its right but wrong < donbueno> i never want to read meatnozzle again < donbueno> NO MORE MEATNOZZLE < donbueno> wtf u sick fuk < donbueno> wow resistance 2 is a pretty game < donbueno> lol i wish u guys could see the level of fail im performing at < donbueno> wow < donbueno> im fuked up < donbueno> xmas eve is ballin this year < donbueno> nar < donbueno> xmas eve < donbueno> nar nar nar < donbueno> NAR < donbueno> YAR YAR YAR * donbueno is drunk already < Originate> dude... ive killed hundreds of tumbleweeds and thought about donbueno and acrylicist < donbueno> yar much life like our tumbleweeds are < donbueno> always been pirate < donbueno> I just had a good night then woke up with whiskey and resistance 2 FALL OF MAN! < donbueno> great game < donbueno> im playing coop on the internets and LOL they hate me < donbueno> PS3 < donbueno> lol this thin is tight < donbueno> im ffucked up < donbueno> 20 hangin out that nose! < donbueno> on the sexornets im gettin pwned on ressitance 2 < donbueno> that sucks < donbueno> damn snuffers is chronic < donbueno> just had me some spicy chicken wings < donbueno> ohh fuck u kory u know whats up < donbueno> cool < donbueno> i had a friend that parked cars a strip club here in dallas < donbueno> one night he comes up to me and says "I just parked han solo’s car"

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< donbueno> indie was at the strip club that night < donbueno> aka harrison ford < donbueno> idk < donbueno> all i know is that he was at the strip club < donbueno> dude he just knows who to give it up to < donbueno> jews run the show < donbueno> he plays the game < donbueno> dude scientology is like the real deal form of the church of subgenius < donbueno> ive gave bob dobbs money < donbueno> but it never went anywhere and we all are better for it < donbueno> right < donbueno> thats is a cool font < donbueno> http://shirt.woot.com/ not so cool < donbueno> fawkes tearing it up! < donbueno> YAR < donbueno> ME MAKE PROGRAM < Originate_> donbueno: http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7lkmo/youre_all_wrong_this_is_rock_n_roll/ < donbueno> lool warhellride < donbueno> wesley willis is aweome < donbueno> awesome < Originate> donbueno: check your msgs, fool < donbueno> im down! < donbueno> LETS GET IT DRUNKS! < Originate> donbueno: come to lubbock < donbueno> lol im watching shooter < donbueno> hah < Originate> donbueno: is that the one with marky mark? < donbueno> yar < donbueno> was marky mark part of new kids on the block < donbueno> or was it his bro < donbueno> lol < donbueno> im drunk < fawkesmulder> donbueno, WAKE UP AND DRINK -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < koryk> sup donbueno? < donbueno> im in and out of consciousness < donbueno> I almost just snorted sour patch kids powder < donbueno> whats dota < donbueno> wow resistance 2 is fucking good < donbueno> i havent had a wow moment in video games in awhile and i just did < donbueno> im playing co-op with 6 ppl and WOW its fun < donbueno> wtf nixon are u hitting on kory < donbueno> koryk - come over, ill give you some Christmas "Mistletoe" < donbueno> thats how it always starts then next thing you know nix0n is ur gay lover < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> www.cakefarts.com < donbueno> none of us did but thats how it happens < donbueno> ahh damn poopins was almost here < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> yeah poopins is great a name < donbueno> jesus tuguy get off the tussin man

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< donbueno> seriously that shit aint cool! < donbueno> shit i smoked some extract shit awhile ago < donbueno> JESUS < donbueno> when I was in high school it was not like that lol < donbueno> that shit fucked me up < donbueno> i mena it was cheap huge bags of dried shit there wasnt extracts around at any the shops i went to atleast < donbueno> lol tuguy that stun gun thing < donbueno> ahahha < donbueno> wow < donbueno> lol www.woot.com "server too busy" < donbueno> whats funny is that woot is hiring a buyer and its in dallas and I have a solid contact there < donbueno> .... < donbueno> i might pursue it < donbueno> lol nixons back! < koryk> donbueno http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/dec/22/50-things-we-know-now-we-didntknow-time-last-year/life/ read #23 < donbueno> lol woo.com os awesome < donbueno> woot that is < donbueno> 3 dollars for 3 crappy things and its sold out in like 10 seconds < donbueno> so the servers are prolly in dallas for woot right/ < donbueno> cause the company is? < donbueno> bbl going home < mm262a1> donbueno woot servers are in st louis -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < nix0nn> donbueno - where u be? -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit <+null_403> !seen donbueno < acrylicist> criminy: donbueno’s paid some some time for doing some web searches for him -!- donbueno [i=4cb876ac@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-019c5196440efbf5] has joined #reddit < donbueno> SUP BROAHS < donbueno> wake i tup < donbueno> I M R NUB < donbueno> cowboys pissing me off -!donbueno [i=4cb876ac@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-019c5196440efbf5] has quit ["http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"] -!- donbueno [i=4cb876ac@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-eaca285f1c2f22fd] has joined #reddit -!donbueno [i=4cb876ac@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-eaca285f1c2f22fd] has quit ["http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"] -!- donbueno [i=4cb84f0c@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-d4dc56052ac432b0] has joined #reddit < donbueno> sup < donbueno> hows it be < acrylicist> donbueno: criminy joined TAM < donbueno> ive been on hiatus < donbueno> u could say that < donbueno> more like a extended unplug fone unhook internets just chill and read books and hang with friends time < donbueno> I turned on my phone first time in days lol < donbueno> fucking thing wont stop making noises,

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< donbueno> nice another TAM movement member < donbueno> u prolly will get some file from fbi on u for this < donbueno> i ate a bunch of mushrooms yesterday and watched planet earth the whole damn thing almost on 70 inch plasma lcd future tv < fawkesmulder> donbueno, what kind? < donbueno> HOLY god everyone should do that < donbueno> lab kind < donbueno> gold tops deep blue under < acrylicist> donbueno: that must have been epic < donbueno> yeah the time lapse shit is wow < donbueno> i ate bout 5 grams < donbueno> lost it at the jungle one < donbueno> that time lapse of the shit growing WHOA < donbueno> i weighed biggest cap at bout 8 grams < donbueno> I had friends come through town for holidays with good presents they gave me a QP for freee < donbueno> uhh bout the size of my fist < fawkesmulder> donbueno, nice < donbueno> if u look down on it < donbueno> yeah im gonna be making chocolates all week < donbueno> and hit up a bunch of shows im gonna use this money from it too do goto burning man next year < donbueno> i gotta go once atleast < donbueno> and I gotta make some sick out bike < donbueno> WHAT < donbueno> dude we need to talk < donbueno> i need a bike that is like a pirates look out nest < donbueno> i can peddle from up there < donbueno> yar < donbueno> nioce < donbueno> fuck yeah < donbueno> tall as shit < donbueno> see i was seeing like a crows nest on a pirate ship but that connected to like a frame of some sort that I could peddel < donbueno> maybe even just be pulled < donbueno> fawkes what kinda money we talking bout for something like that ballpark u know < fawkesmulder> donbueno, when is burning man < donbueno> http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread422634/pg1 < donbueno> check that out acrycilct < donbueno> its in august < donbueno> 15-20 i think < donbueno> brb dump tiume < donbueno> lol < donbueno> one of those fan powered parachute things would be really cool < donbueno> I wonder what it takes to get one of those up and running < acrylicist> donbueno: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgcO_WMHJYs#t=0m27s < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/thegovernment/ < donbueno> and then gets his buddies that run the tv shows to not talk bout it < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/foodpain/ < [mbm]> donbueno: wtf? < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/oldgreg/ < donbueno> wow < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> i like to go camping allot this would be useful http://www.wimp.com/neatidea/

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< donbueno> fucking nerds < donbueno> EPIC http://www.wimp.com/partyboy/ < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/partyboy/ < donbueno> WOW < donbueno> THATS ONE HARDCRODE BROLEY < [mbm]> donbueno: fake? < donbueno> i think not < donbueno> its just like a nancy grace kinda australian show < donbueno> i think < alphabeat> donbueno: what show? < donbueno> holy shit is this real http://www.wimp.com/crazyskills/ < donbueno> criminy yeah thats what i was thinking they broke kinda weird < donbueno> maybe like already broken and he kinda like pulled a string or sometihng < donbueno> also they broke clean in half < donbueno> like a fucking saw < [mbm]> donbueno: umm, he never touched the wood and yet it broke -- you’re asking if he really broke the wood? *rolls eyes* < donbueno> LOL love the camera work < donbueno> you coulda neen raped in the butt < donbueno> fucking fascinating http://www.wimp.com/bestidea/ < donbueno> http://www.wimp.com/funtime/ < donbueno> HAHAHAHA < donbueno> wow great salvia trip < donbueno> night guys -!- donbueno [i=4cb84f0c@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-d4dc56052ac432b0] has left #reddit [] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> sup < donbueno> pretty good < donbueno> now back in the mix < donbueno> i was off on a wander for a few days < donbueno> felt good < donbueno> http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/12/28/114432/83/489/677860 damn < donbueno> in general around the north texas area < donbueno> http://brokensaints.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7725 < donbueno> dude that bike is so sweet < donbueno> greatness! < donbueno> hmm < donbueno> like someone afraid of wide open spaces? < donbueno> jesus christ http://www.alienvideo.net/0805/alien-abduction-mutilation.php < donbueno> zomg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta0DlcxyY5M&eurl=http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/&feature=player_embedded < donbueno> lol that commercial was great < donbueno> fucking scary < donbueno> morning acrylicist < donbueno> lol yeah that was pretty good < donbueno> acrylicist: im listening to a pretty good atsmix < donbueno> yeah my fucking dad this morning tried to fucking backup what israel is doing < donbueno> tried to rationalize it < donbueno> I fucking pwnt him so hard < donbueno> BUT NO < donbueno> ITS ISRAEL THE JEWS WERE KILLED! < donbueno> ITS OKAY < donbueno> my laptop is too quite with music anyone got any ideas < acrylicist> donbueno: see the WSJ page about the US breaking apart in 2010? < donbueno> yep

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< donbueno> this john rhodes ats mix is pretty good < donbueno> right up my alley of conspiracy < donbueno> wow well then what if iran gets involved < donbueno> and turkey < fawkesmulder> well donbueno < donbueno> god damnit < donbueno> "send in the clowns!" < donbueno> this is so much fun < donbueno> im sitting here trying to make a future and living for myslef all the while watching this all go down knowing that soon well this just aint gonna be < donbueno> 400 + nukes from what i heard < donbueno> op[]356780< donbueno> thats what it looks like when i clean my keyboard < donbueno> lol ur among a bunch of wack job conspiracy nuts < donbueno> jaded wouldnt begin to splain..... < donbueno> kirun do a little research on pine gap < donbueno> jesus i go to search for how to put in axis titles < donbueno> i go "how to insert..." google finished the search with "how to insert tampon for first time" lol < donbueno> jesus i hope no1 has to goto the internet to figure this out < donbueno> alienate what up dog < donbueno> back in colo? < donbueno> ohh sorry < donbueno> boooyackashocka’ what what! < donbueno> internet, mother fucker < donbueno> do you read it? < donbueno> lol < donbueno> if u dont turn it on for a few days mine worked lol < Alienate> donbueno, i still say texas blows the big one < donbueno> lol I figured out this weekend that wesley willis died because apprently cheetahs dont want their dick sucked < donbueno> lol go find "wesley willis - go sucka a cheetahs dick" < Alienate> donbueno, he had cancer < donbueno> yeah leukemia or something, my buddy just found this guy the last week he had it playing for like 4 days straight < donbueno> i really cant get it outta muh head < donbueno> "ALANIS MORRISETTE!" < donbueno> "COW CHICKEN! only comes out when its -25 degress!" < donbueno> so many hits although rock n roll mcdonalds is the best we decided < acrylicist> donbueno: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYDD7ycnYok&feature=PlayList&p=769AF65A187C22F3&playnext=1&index=24 < donbueno> lol where do u find this shit < donbueno> radiohead apparently got their name from him? < donbueno> im seeing the usefulness of this atsmix show < donbueno> its brought to light a couple really good threads i missed < donbueno> BUT THY ARE JEWISH ITS OKAY < donbueno> it just makes no fucking sense < donbueno> its so frustrating * donbueno is have a case of the "mundaze" < donbueno> mutually assured .. < donbueno> is that what u mean < donbueno> ohh heh < donbueno> dude dont call jewish ppl douchebags HAVE U NO CLUE WHAT THEY HAVE GONE THROUGH!

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< donbueno> anti semite < donbueno> obama wouldnt do that? would he! < donbueno> I think not. Case is closed. < donbueno> hahaahaha < donbueno> yeah everyone knw < donbueno> knew < donbueno> but it didnt matter cause most were the BAD jews you know the ones that couldnt buy out their safety < donbueno> interesting fawkes thats actuallya really good way to visualize it "paved over..." < donbueno> u take something raw and real mix it up and apply a thick fucking coat of something that looks pretty and consistent < donbueno> but soon enough that concrete will break apart ..... * donbueno is a poet now < donbueno> so good randomb time to do this < donbueno> alienate < donbueno> SWEET MY THREAD MADE THE ATS BOOK OF THREADS! < donbueno> AWESOME * donbueno flexes e pen0r < donbueno> damnit I am not so stoked anymnore < donbueno> Although not sure it seems at this point It prolly wont be in the printed version but it is in the online version < donbueno> fuck that noise < donbueno> my shit was EPOCHICAL < donbueno> is your face? < donbueno> i got my first shirt woot and im sporting it, I kinda feel nerdy? < donbueno> i cant wait for my free car magnet that shows two ppl holding hands and it says "YES WE CAN" real big on the top then beneath says "all still be eaten by zombies" < donbueno> lol < donbueno> my buddy dom said he would sport it on his car until it faded < donbueno> vistaprint pwns with the free shit they send out < donbueno> well shipping cost but big deal I got a car magnet thats a play on obama and zombies I win. < donbueno> http://www.flickr.com/photos/pokerchampdaniel/3136421527/ < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> wow thats a weird little bug < donbueno> fawkes u can order one too they sent it to me for like 3 bucks or something just goto www.vistaprint.com and goto the deals tab < donbueno> my butts cheese is on fire? < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> i was thinking the word for but as in you like this place, but it smells < donbueno> pero? < donbueno> lol wut i do? < donbueno> lol hurts nice little espanol up there < donbueno> ohh and ur bat shit crazy lol < donbueno> what am i upvoting? < donbueno> ohh k u got it < donbueno> xxusuqo be grateful for having a job ;) < donbueno> xxusuqo im 26 right now and those exact sentiments are waking me up at night and shit lol < donbueno> you seem to have a trade skill coding or something right/ < donbueno> I wasnt so forthseeing and chose to just kinda study what I liked in college not sort of use its time to find something that would make money and I like it < donbueno> so Now ive gone from slave work at a sammich place to trying to hang on to the coat

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tails of my dads business which right now is a possiblity but more and more its becoming apparent that his business wont be doing to well here IDK it might be fine but I know what ur saying bout passive income and shit < xxusuqo> And word up donbueno. I’m a coder, yeah. I’m going to have to work for a couple years, save money, and try to entrepreneur again. That’s a big piece I’m missing ... I’m sure this is all a lot more doable if I had actual money to use to get it going. : < donbueno> hmm < donbueno> she opened it with ff and it worked? < donbueno> or tried to login with FF < Alienate> donbueno, no she doesnt have ff < donbueno> kk < donbueno> well shit thats how my troubleshooting mind works < donbueno> heh < donbueno> THEN < donbueno> obviously its not a hardware < donbueno> cause she can click other shti < donbueno> is this ur companies site? < donbueno> dude i got other shit to do lol * donbueno loves a good problem to solve * donbueno also remembers a great quote "Finding out the problem is half the solution" < donbueno> others can get to it hmm < donbueno> the plot thickens < donbueno> I would suggest she go see an eye doctor lol! < donbueno> she obviously got so analized last nite by the pool boy her eyes are still crosseyed. < donbueno> you have no clue what im capable of. < donbueno> i once tolda bartender at a bar that when he cut me off < donbueno> hahahahah < donbueno> alienate does not accept friends. < donbueno> only mortal enemies in which he can layeth waste upon like the great fields of meggido! < donbueno> i rofled < donbueno> ahahah ur a badass xxusuqu < donbueno> i like ur style < donbueno> I kinda want a cubicle job though so I could experience it. < donbueno> I have never worked in a legit corporate office always like back offices of independent types < donbueno> i bought my dad little usb flip drive < donbueno> blew his fucking mind < donbueno> I found out he had been backing his small little files up on a WHOLE OTHER COMPUTER < donbueno> ahahah < donbueno> he bought a laptop and kept it in his car "in case house burns down" < donbueno> u wouldnt believe the shit that he doesnt know < donbueno> i go "why not just email urself the files if ur worried" he goes "why would i do that?" < donbueno> heh < donbueno> alienate the place u visited is well known for its nothingness < Alienate> donbueno, and my time was spent trying to make people stop yelling/crying < donbueno> sorry for that alienat but hey maybe u got a chance to play compassionate healer type instead of vitriolic internet flamer < donbueno> i just name every file i want to encrypt "encrypted no touchie" < Alienate> donbueno, I’m not an asshole < donbueno> lol i know broah i just wanted to use the word vitriolic < donbueno> i think im eating rancid turkey and just dont care < l000Hurts> donbueno: sounds like the beginnings of a punk song * donbueno started and sang in a punk band for awhile < donbueno> ur gonna love this alienate the name was called "none the weissert"

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< Alienate> donbueno, you listen to too much sts9 to front a punk band < donbueno> lol u dont know me < donbueno> dude I used to like just hang out in front of the galaxy club and the elbow room in high school/grade school < donbueno> some people do < donbueno> granted that was an emo response < donbueno> i just wanted to launch into old memories of shitty too loud punk bands < donbueno> VGS is one of my all time favs < donbueno> they put on one helluva show < donbueno> hmm < donbueno> us bombs? < donbueno> they got me drunk < donbueno> yeah well i am wesley willis’s son < Alienate> donbueno, stfu poser < donbueno> well < donbueno> all I can say is atleast I lived in a city that bands traveled too < donbueno> and ive seen so many that I cant even begin to contemplate how epic my concert going experience has been < donbueno> came back eating shit < donbueno> wow great story < donbueno> we gave our friend tons of acid now he eats shit on stage. < donbueno> i wonder if he had tripped before < Alienate> donbueno, he hadnt < donbueno> dear. < donbueno> god. < donbueno> is this story vetted? < donbueno> dude it will shut ur third eye lol < donbueno> poke it out < Alienate> donbueno, it was all in the documentary < donbueno> alrighty then works for me Ill just add this to the donbueno never ending lists of useless shit u never needed to know but now u do WOW < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRc4LkBRjIc&eurl=http://www.reddit.com/&feature=player_embedded < donbueno> sup kory < donbueno> tight santa fe is awesome! < donbueno> go get green chile beef stew on the south side of the square * donbueno has a house in taos < donbueno> was suppose to go out there right now too but that all failed < donbueno> aye did u give respects to the mountain? < donbueno> outback pizza? < donbueno> OMGWTFBBQ < donbueno> how do u explain not eating pizza? < donbueno> ohh thats right kory < donbueno> jesus man u were like down the street from campisi’s < donbueno> im pretty sure it does < donbueno> my dad connects somehow but the last two times I was there I brought no comps < donbueno> yeah taos is amazing < donbueno> I am really hoping my dad lets me have the place next summer < donbueno> that would be so sick < donbueno> get to know the locals and shit < donbueno> Ive always hated we have always had a place there but never stayed long enough to make like "taos" friends < donbueno> meh I was hardcore atheists or nihilist wasnt much fun < donbueno> its more fun to believe everything and just troll ppl irl

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< donbueno> and plus I mean CMON where the fuck is space. < donbueno> once u tell me where space is ill shutup and stop trolling u < l000Hurts> donbueno: SPACE IS EVERYWHERE < donbueno> nope doesnt work < donbueno> its gotta be SOMEWHERE < donbueno> were expanding into something < donbueno> maybe... < donbueno> yes but where is the space! < donbueno> look im in dallas, in texas on earth in the milkway which is a part of this universe < l000Hurts> donbueno: The universe as a whole is like one giant fractal, always expanding, always shrinking, always existing, always ending... Always Recursive (tm) < donbueno> so wher is the universe < donbueno> 1000hurts i think we could argue this forever < donbueno> which lends creedence to ur arguement < l000Hurts> donbueno: You obviously haven’t done enough LSD to see that :/ < donbueno> I still wanna know where the fuck space is. < Alienate> donbueno, what the fuck are you asking? < donbueno> not really < donbueno> look if were are going to accept the idea of a big bang < donbueno> then our shit blew up INTO SOMETHING < donbueno> we are expanding out < donbueno> for example < donbueno> if u take a candle and hold it in a huge fucking warehouse the area u see around is comparable to what we think happend < donbueno> we only see as far as the initial light from the big bang lets us < donbueno> NOW < donbueno> for example I want to know where the warehouse is < acrylicist> sorry, donbueno has the grip < donbueno> fine then u dont agree with big bang < donbueno> i can accept that I honestly dont care < donbueno> i just want to know where we are < donbueno> not why < donbueno> well those are probably connected < donbueno> and then dark matter wtf gives with that < donbueno> uhh "its not there" but we can detect its gravitational pull < donbueno> I am thinking we area white hole < donbueno> are a < donbueno> well me and that michio kaku bro < donbueno> nuetrinios....did they ever get enough evidence from that massive underground detector? < donbueno> I mean i thought the thing wasnt producint the results they thought < donbueno> ohh yeah < donbueno> we call em space holes now < donbueno> or night holes < donbueno> lol im starting a new fake redditor "JRBobDobbs" < donbueno> just put "fnord." in every thread? < donbueno> dear god < donbueno> http://yvettesbridalformal.com/ < donbueno> wow chromakode has a challegner < donbueno> http://www.custom-logic.com/exp/cloth/cloth.html < donbueno> kewl < acrylicist> donbueno: that’s sweet < donbueno> pics of gaza not pretty zzhttp://www.uruknet.de/?s1=1&p=49933&s2=27 < donbueno> http://www.uruknet.de/?s1=1&p=49933&s2=27

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< donbueno> Dead terrorists = Awesome. Go Jooooos! < donbueno> WTF was with that one cat’s leg? Thing was going, like, six directions at once. That had to hurt! < donbueno> wow great comment < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaowC2FzXUo u guys see my epic bacon cooking footage < donbueno> ohh yeah but im kinda pissed I didnt spend the time to make it a time lapse < donbueno> this is really boring lol < donbueno> lol yeah sorta but also look at that 100 buck hd camera < donbueno> not bad < donbueno> indoors at night it pretty much blows but fuck man thats not too bad < donbueno> whats funny is that my sister is sucha fucking nit picker she wouldnt let us cook the bacon inside so i had to rig up that grill with that cast iron thing and some charcoal lol < donbueno> she goes "my whole house will smell like bacon!" ..me "whats the prob" < donbueno> she is one of those ppl that doesnt want u to walk in the house with ur shoes on < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> lol no from portland hahhaa < donbueno> she claims "its really bad for the kids" < donbueno> she picked this up while living in portland < donbueno> im like "so do u let ur kids open doors? or touch anything?" < donbueno> ... < donbueno> lols < donbueno> she was just trying to fit in with her super eco friends or something IDK < donbueno> lol no < donbueno> no < donbueno> no < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> wtf < donbueno> this isnt oprah < donbueno> hahahaha < donbueno> www.xvideos.com < Alienate> donbueno, youre big enough to be two oprahs in one < donbueno> wtf man thats fucked up she is all fat again! < Alienate> l000Hurts, stop protecting donbueno < donbueno> yeah like 2/64ths < donbueno> shit nigga im gonna loose weight and shoot u < donbueno> in the face! < donbueno> but first < donbueno> its beef lovers at golden corral! < donbueno> wow i just realized im not even lonely < donbueno> ur a skinny lonely guy hahaha < donbueno> ohh god < donbueno> fishing for complements? < donbueno> HAHAH LONELY SKINNY GUY < donbueno> yeah i even got laid two weeks ago < donbueno> alienate goto denver! < donbueno> find woman move back to mountain < donbueno> yar I hear u I was just trying to make myself feel okay for a minute < donbueno> yeah but us youngins need that time of pure love retardedness to appreciate that women are just annoying < donbueno> not totally hate them < donbueno> shit man I got a zombie apocalypse to plan for no time for chitlins < donbueno> although in case of need I could throw the children at the zombies to buy some time < donbueno> heh IDK other peoples kids are pretty cool

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< donbueno> atleast my nephews and shit i just get the good part < donbueno> my sister and bro in law lol they have to deal with the shitty part of kids < donbueno> little ninja robot strike force alpha team unit 1 team? < donbueno> good luck with that < donbueno> wow ive done nothing for like 1.5 hours < Alienate> donbueno, there is no need for luck when you have the long arm of the law < donbueno> and I was in the middle of completeing a big task haha < donbueno> now im not even sure where I left off < donbueno> alienate goto speed dating things l < donbueno> damn grenade rattlesnake < donbueno> HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKING MAX CORE < donbueno> not a bad pr0n name either < donbueno> its got blow up and snake in it < donbueno> works for me < donbueno> lol acrylicist < donbueno> was that from ur real name? < donbueno> I hope this thing is around when my kid is born < donbueno> cause man these names just go so hard < donbueno> lol i just got katana mudskipper < donbueno> ahh fuck that fucking page i just put in my ex gf came back "genius giraffe" < donbueno> thats soo much better than katana mudskipper < donbueno> I know she is sleeping with everyone I know < donbueno> for sure now * donbueno goes to make list < donbueno> nice that sms industry raised like 500 billion a year < donbueno> i like the SP "operation human shield" < donbueno> ahhh < donbueno> the neo lemming < l000Hurts> hey donbueno, you got a ⤠key on your keyboard too? < donbueno> wtf no < donbueno> ur got a sissy ass portland take ur shoes off keyboard < donbueno> ohhh yeah thats right < donbueno> ctrl + 4 digits? < donbueno> or someshit like that < donbueno> god fuck im so tired im pissed < donbueno> god damnit tell me how to make the heart * donbueno punches closest tied down asleep furry animal < donbueno> i hate u guys < donbueno> yeah I wish I had some tf2 love < donbueno> I really miss a well placed sentry and another engi to back me up < Alienate> donbueno, you know they just fixed up engis a little? < donbueno> damn dont tell me < donbueno> to what/ < donbueno> ? * donbueno drools over dreaming of tf2 < donbueno> meh I need to just break down and build a decent desktop or something < donbueno> i kinda hate playing games on laptops < donbueno> im bout to go home I can barely keep my eyes open < donbueno> ive already made like 30 pages of charts today and excel pushes me to the max with stresses < donbueno> null_403 workd dad < donbueno> application programming interface? < donbueno> no. < donbueno> I have little to basically no prior experience in doing shit like that

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< donbueno> well how bout i just pay you < donbueno> and YOU do it < donbueno> hey < donbueno> well in an overgeneralized term it would be called "new age" < donbueno> but when u use crystals for other means I would imagine crystal divinatino < donbueno> divination < donbueno> EAT SHIT FAWKES < donbueno> :) < donbueno> thos shiny rocks got me around just fine for a bit < donbueno> charmstone no I never even heard that < donbueno> yeah i got pretty sweet collection < donbueno> i need to upload pics I have of the concrete that was hit by lightining i got < donbueno> its something really special < donbueno> also im sure u seen the quartz with water in them? < donbueno> those are tight < donbueno> i am upset though at the chance I had to buy up fist sizes of moldavite < donbueno> from some crusty in santa fe < donbueno> i just want one HUGE piece real bad < donbueno> i have a couple smaller ones and some wrapped shit < donbueno> also i got it hard for tourmaline < donbueno> love me some black tourmaline < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> wow thats gross * donbueno drool < donbueno> shit < donbueno> thats too big for a necklace < donbueno> MAYBE < donbueno> i used to love getting huge rocks and just wrapping them up in hemps and goin round the lot "ROCK OUT WITH UR ROCK OUT" < donbueno> like hippie bling < donbueno> also I want a huge ass clock like that dude on tv from the 80s < donbueno> rock out with a huge clock in the show that would be sick < donbueno> yar < donbueno> like uhh that reality show < donbueno> cant remember his name < donbueno> ohh lol FUFI < donbueno> that blonde bitch calls him < donbueno> BINGO < donbueno> yeah I wanna flava flav clock for my next sci run < donbueno> they put on show im sure in some form < donbueno> yeah but thats a pussy ass clock < donbueno> you can get bigger more bling < donbueno> i like how he named the bitches that was genius < donbueno> lol that latter is every rap star < donbueno> if i win the lottery im going on sci tour with a tricked out ice cream truck on hyrdaulics and im gonna sport bomb ass huge clocks < donbueno> and the ice cream truck will be filled and free at all the lots < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> null u can roll with me < donbueno> u gotta help hand out that ice cream < donbueno> haha < donbueno> it would be cool to make some sort of awesome spring shoes to use at burning man < donbueno> all that open space < donbueno> would be cool to go all first recent hulk movie everywhere

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< acrylicist> donbueno: extreme pogo sticks < donbueno> extreme SAFETY pogo stick < donbueno> with parachute lol < donbueno> hahahah < donbueno> "ohh shit im too high! PULL THE CORD < donbueno> then u drop the pogo stick and burning man becomes the first place anyone was ever impaled by a pogo stick < donbueno> was that serious? < donbueno> also man im gonna have fun popping into threads just put "FNORD." < donbueno> dude that would not be cool at burning man, although the title doesnt reference this, thousands of tripping out tree fairies in the forest watching a man burn himself is a buzz kill < donbueno> believe it or not < donbueno> also u guys ever hear of that dude out in chicago or somewhere up there that did this next to a highway and no reporting what so ever was done on it < donbueno> whatever < donbueno> fawkesmulder if u want in ill give u pass < donbueno> I started a new persona on reddit JRBobDobbs < donbueno> im gonna spend down time going into threads near the top comment just putting fnord < donbueno> see what happens its pretty pointless < donbueno> lol wtf hurts < donbueno> this is programming me to kill < donbueno> hahahah < donbueno> uncle jessi < donbueno> lol the first comment is "IM TRIPPING BALLS AHAHHAA" <+null_403> donbueno: you couldn’t program your way out of a pepper bag < donbueno> pepper doesnt come in a bag < donbueno> HAH < l000Hurts> donbueno: Watch this one, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ2q9NmYf6g < l000Hurts> donbueno: er watch it while high I mean < donbueno> wow this idea is genius < l000Hurts> donbueno: Lasagna Cat? I KNOW ISN’T IT!? < donbueno> yeah cause i never thought garfield was ever funny < donbueno> i hated the cartoon < donbueno> but i can do this < donbueno> nice family < donbueno> mine took pharmies together on xmas < donbueno> lol madoff was at the football game yesterady? < donbueno> wow what a fucking dick < donbueno> big fam though? < donbueno> wow the douchebag filling in for sean hannity < donbueno> literally just is praising israel < donbueno> "magnificient attack" < donbueno> tune in he is bout to talk bout it when he comes back < donbueno> he says "israel on the cuttin edge of attack hamas in tunnels" < donbueno> the whole spin was a feeling of good and wow what a chance israel has < donbueno> dude on the MSM networks when they show clips its just says below "middle east conflicts" < donbueno> not sure if u do call in though give them the usual shit and then when on air start arguing < donbueno> they wont let u through otherwise < donbueno> ill try to get in < donbueno> sht its why i got skype lol < donbueno> or skype time < donbueno> IDK what to say i just wanna scream like alex jones

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* donbueno not his first rodeo < donbueno> wow u listening acrylicist? < donbueno> kinda fun actually if u can get over the whole redneck thing < donbueno> and when ur young they let you out on a floor and u chase a pig or a goat its fucking fun < donbueno> idk why < donbueno> but its a hell of a hoot < donbueno> when ur a little kid its like the highlight of the show < donbueno> prolly < donbueno> but you would prolly get beat up immediately after < donbueno> rednecks just wouldnt understand < donbueno> hmph < donbueno> its talk radio < donbueno> 1000hurts have you ever as a child chased a pig or goat around a arena? < donbueno> its usually a pig < donbueno> well neways when ur a kid its fun as hell < donbueno> I never said it wasnt retarded < donbueno> but damnit LET THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES! < donbueno> who knows what that line is from for points? < l000Hurts> donbueno: Never chased a farmland animal no, but I did however watch a bunch of fat drunk hillbillies run through 100 meters of mud for a $100 bill at a monster truck rally < donbueno> truck rally ftw < donbueno> actually i dont think I have ever been to one < donbueno> a motorcross maybe < acrylicist> donbueno: No idea, it just made me think of http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072288/ < donbueno> my parents were divorced young and my dad would take us to all sortas shit < donbueno> its from the last hidden track of tools album undertow < donbueno> "LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE...THIS IS NECESSARY" < donbueno> go and listen to it is mad sickening < donbueno> and cryptive < donbueno> hurts ur displaying your ability to only see redneck and not the fine art of driving those bitches and the fun of building them < donbueno> URGE TO ENFORCE TEXAN ANGER LEVEL 90000 INCREASING < donbueno> I LIKE THE OCEAN < donbueno> AND TREES AND SHIT < donbueno> AND CLEAN FOOD < donbueno> AND LIKE IDEAS < donbueno> wait < donbueno> fuck < donbueno> i lost < donbueno> go lease another fucking subaru u west coast yank! < donbueno> or wait TAke ur shoes off before u goin in side < donbueno> nope all subarus are lesbian heaet tanks < donbueno> lol < donbueno> fucking realistic typo drawls < donbueno> fucking hippie < donbueno> i bet u ate ur own puke to save it! < donbueno> lol "fecal jesus!" < donbueno> "vomits food!" < donbueno> acrylicist u seen UCB episode "fecal jesus" < donbueno> carnies are awesome! < donbueno> i like the pr0n when the bitch pukes on the guys dick < donbueno> boom ratzinger at it again! -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["Leaving"]

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-!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> who me < donbueno> malkovich? < donbueno> d. < donbueno> naw i just realized i had a couple of these open while I close everything down and head for the home sauce < donbueno> and i like watching what donbueno sas in another channel to make sure it all made sense < donbueno> CHEcK -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["Leaving"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> YAR! < donbueno> YE MATEROS * donbueno tauren stomps then frost shocks then triple crits with ep0x < l000Hurts> donbueno is victorious! < donbueno> with old school windfurry all points < donbueno> LOL that was so epic < donbueno> i was a tauren shaman too < donbueno> i would spec out for just pure death < donbueno> had hand of ragnarok < donbueno> yar < donbueno> jesus 9 ppl dead from santa? < donbueno> lol shit yeah thats a great episode < donbueno> but this is fucked man < donbueno> WHAT IT UP < donbueno> bout to get it rowdy < donbueno> dr. israel? < donbueno> lol one sec im baked outta my mind i didnt read that as ISRAEL < donbueno> as in the fucking killed a shitload of innocent ppl for nothing israel < donbueno> yar but on my way to blip you some dr. israel i found dr. alimantado < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2259479 < donbueno> lol only good ass fucking dub reggae would have a song bout killing the barber < donbueno> lol more like a masturbation chair u know? < donbueno> ahhaha hawk wind < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2259554 < donbueno> epic < donbueno> so i got a microwave for XMAS im pretty stoked im bout to use it me thinks or i take it back < donbueno> wow hawk wind so epic < donbueno> u ever get into them fawkes? < fawkesfyre> donbueno, what, no never heard of it < donbueno> hawk wind was like a kinda pink floydish band that was from ireland or something like that they were pretty epic back in the day though Ive heard some stories of a place they would play at a farm for epic amounts of time < donbueno> a heavy psycadelica experience < donbueno> lol wal mart actually has reviews of this microwave i got lol < donbueno> IDK but I find that kinda odd < donbueno> you think these companies pay schmucks to go around and give there shit good ratings? < donbueno> lol never link rense ANYWHERE heh < undelivered> donbueno: You should apply to be a product-reviewer < donbueno> lol alienate epic pic < donbueno> that dees actually did a pretty good one < donbueno> undelievered I can do my own start up < donbueno> hey fawkes u ever blip?

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< fawkesfyre> donbueno, im sure they do < fawkesfyre> donbueno, i created an account, but never used it < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2259707 < donbueno> im pretty sure u dont even need an account < donbueno> thats a more folksy hawk wind < donbueno> i got more out there < donbueno> coming up < donbueno> what kinda brownie? < donbueno> leaded or unleaded? < donbueno> http://blip.fm/profile/donbueno/blip/2259836 < donbueno> thats some weird out hawk wind < fawkesfyre> donbueno, you ever hear of wolfmother < fawkesfyre> lol donbueno ive got the hawkwind on the house speakers and some prodigy on the headphones and they are in synch < donbueno> lol fawkes < donbueno> alright kddos its time to get down on the md 20/20 < Alienate> donbueno, are you srsly going to drink md2020? < donbueno> yep < Alienate> donbueno, I havent drank that shit since HS < donbueno> yeah I was at this house party and a shit ton was left im a drunk it was offered free < donbueno> i took it < donbueno> so remember that epic wilderness camp I was telling you guys about < donbueno> yeah its on the lowest shelf < donbueno> its only one bottle then the rest is boones farm < donbueno> ahahahha < donbueno> civ is good < donbueno> but not good enough < donbueno> the new civ sucks < donbueno> the civ colonization < donbueno> http://www.nintendoeverything.com/?p=7741 < donbueno> i might have to mix the md with fucking something else < donbueno> its so bad < donbueno> i dont think muh tummy can take it < Alienate> donbueno, just chug it < donbueno> dude its like grape red wine < donbueno> uhhh < donbueno> god < donbueno> I just took like two nice pulls and immediately my stomach hurts < donbueno> ona good note though im bout to get pregnant < donbueno> how much! * donbueno recomends checking out some hawkwind to any real peoples up in dis here chan < donbueno> undelievered u ever got the circle o death? < donbueno> alienate is right at that < donbueno> shit fallout 2 worked good heh < Alienate> donbueno, the fallout games are so old < donbueno> yeah they pretty much suck < Alienate> donbueno, wtf... did you just say fallout and suck? < donbueno> fallout 3 is fail < donbueno> so was 1 and 2 all the hype no delievery < Alienate> donbueno, you have no idea wtf youre talking about do you? < donbueno> dumb troll plays troll < Alienate> donbueno, i dont think youre PLAYING dumb < donbueno> dude im so trolling u < donbueno> ALTHOUGH

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< donbueno> 3 coulda been better < donbueno> lets see if nightly news covers anything legit bout israel < donbueno> lol great < donbueno> they blew up a university building "it was a bomb factory" < donbueno> JESUS < donbueno> thats what they would have u believe < donbueno> u watching news? < donbueno> cool < donbueno> hook me up < donbueno> wait i hook me up < donbueno> tight now ill be scared all day < donbueno> fawkesfyre u see this today http://brokensaints.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7725 < donbueno> wow channel 5 launching into how fucked we are this year < donbueno> that 2010 breakdown of america is more realistic than most realize < donbueno> sup koryk < donbueno> albuquerque? < donbueno> that flight out scares the shit outta of me < donbueno> u go up and over that mountain and if ur on the right side of the plane its fucking nuts * donbueno doesnt like flying or rollercoasters < donbueno> both my parents worked at AA < donbueno> ive been round the world and at 24 i started getting really nervous bout flying < donbueno> like my hands will start to get all sweaty < donbueno> dude i take xanax whenever its a available < donbueno> im not sure it would help really < donbueno> i would just be freaked out and on xanax < donbueno> what < donbueno> a famous person? < donbueno> show her the screen let me ask a question < donbueno> DO YOU HAVE THE AIDS CURE < donbueno> ohh man < donbueno> pedo bear epicness < donbueno> http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r89/Foust3/Funny%20GIF/1189168675348.gif < donbueno> WOW < donbueno> lol null < donbueno> are u watching the office < donbueno> lol k < donbueno> yeah the bat on the drunk bitch < donbueno> art imitates life < donbueno> death brings life < fawkesfyre> lol donbueno nice bike < donbueno> fuck yeah < donbueno> that bruda rolls fucking hard < donbueno> that shit makes me happy < donbueno> so does pedobear but not in the same way < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/7m4b2/i_bet_you_cant_shoot_arrows_with_your_feet_and/5yjt < donbueno> WOW < donbueno> thats mind blowingly good < donbueno> ohh shit koryk I saw that a couple days ago and didnt get it < donbueno> now i do < donbueno> lol < donbueno> its good < donbueno> ahhaaha < donbueno> not me

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< donbueno> but 1000hurts wtf how old r u < donbueno> dynasty? < donbueno> ohh shit i just got that mc pee pants line < donbueno> JESSICA TANDY I WANT CANDY! < donbueno> or mc chris < donbueno> the baddes nerdrap ever < donbueno> ohh wow < donbueno> ohhkay < donbueno> i c < donbueno> whats happening here < donbueno> lol monterry jack < donbueno> lol that was awesome hurts < l000Hurts> donbueno: the very very end is a scene from Rainman, when he’s freaking out < donbueno> lol yeah < donbueno> that was funny < donbueno> but seriously bill clinton should host a game show < donbueno> he would be awesome < donbueno> maybe family feud < donbueno> he would be better thand drew carey < donbueno> at $ is right BITCH < donbueno> and creepy < donbueno> clinton works < donbueno> ayep < koryk> donbueno, do you like architecture in helsinki? < donbueno> sure why not < donbueno> one of those college indie bands I was forced to listen to as music director < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/7ma76/how_i_lost_most_of_my_music_collection_and_nearly/6ib9 < donbueno> hook me up on that thread then koryk < koryk> hey donbueno, ever hear of jack rabbit shipping in Taos? < donbueno> nope < donbueno> http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/scene-stealer-theaxxo-files-1214699.html < donbueno> LOL < donbueno> axxo is god < donbueno> damn koryk < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTv4WYHsncQ&eurl=http://www.reddit.com/&feature=player_embedded’ < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTv4WYHsncQ&eurl=http://www.reddit.com/&feature=player_embedded < donbueno> a hawk and a hacksaw wow great shit < donbueno> koryk i saw that im not nerdy enough to be impressed < donbueno> wow look at that burger close up shot < donbueno> http://www.jackinthebox.com/pressroom/uploaded_images/dl_247.jpg < donbueno> DAMN THATS INTENSE < donbueno> every once in awhile it does < donbueno> well npe < donbueno> nope < donbueno> it doesnt < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/7m9k7/the_liquid_fluoride_thorium_reactor_what_fusion/6fhc < donbueno> what af ucking dick < donbueno> http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread422922/pg1 < donbueno> FUCK

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< donbueno> thats not good < donbueno> I was getting all used to this lifestyle too < donbueno> http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread422828/pg1 < donbueno> ewww good new 2012 theories < donbueno> AWESOME! < donbueno> wow wtf this guy is the reincarnation of edgar cayce < donbueno> http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread422828/pg1&addstar=1&on=5536011#pid5536011 HOLY FUCKING SHIT < donbueno> fawkesfyre u have to watch all those videos < donbueno> it is that good < donbueno> he has some points that are MEH but really its exciting < donbueno> http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread422828/pg1&addstar=1&on=5536011#pid5536011 < donbueno> OOHH SHIT < donbueno> fawkesfyre u watch any of this? < donbueno> sup livejamie < donbueno> also fawkesfyre WAKE IT UP < livejamie> hello donbueno < donbueno> hows it be? < donbueno> I gots lotsa higher up which ones u talking bout: < donbueno> law ones? < donbueno> parent ones? < donbueno> GF ones? < donbueno> naw my best friends no have higher up shit its all on same level < donbueno> you got me at misc ones < donbueno> no pets < donbueno> got a drunk bro though < donbueno> thats a pet right? < donbueno> GOOD GOD I NEED A SMOKE < donbueno> whenever i drink now I have to have cigs < donbueno> fuck u < donbueno> im so opposite < donbueno> drunk = smokes i can go for weeks without food < donbueno> chroma! < donbueno> i saw u on reddit! < chromakode> hey donbueno! < donbueno> yeah i was jrbobdobbs < donbueno> hey another idea for socialite < donbueno> maybe u could put in a timer for the last time u submitted < donbueno> i went and got smoke and more beer < donbueno> wtf < chromakode> donbueno: mmm, that’s an interesting idea! < donbueno> im not sure on the how im just the idea guy ;) < donbueno> yeah im dropping FNORD. everywhere < donbueno> its my other persona on reddit < donbueno> im trying to make a character < donbueno> also i tried to submit to that eveyyts bridal place as a challenger for "hurts my eyes" < donbueno> im not sure what reddit I just tried to submit it not sure where < donbueno> sometimes i get excited and just submit shit < donbueno> or it was a reply lol < donbueno> lol thanks bro < acrylicist> donbueno: Divers found munitions on Lusitania. < donbueno> yar i saw that < donbueno> WOOPS

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< donbueno> hey acrylicist u see the david wilcox videos on ATS? < donbueno> they in no other words are amazing < donbueno> prolly one of the best confereneces ive ever seen < donbueno> acrylicist they are worth a watch no matter what < donbueno> also acrylicist reinhart has a prolific page going on < donbueno> peace < donbueno> go beat on the neighbors door then run when they come < donbueno> that will stop them < donbueno> do it a couple times <+null_403> lol donbueno used to do it < donbueno> wait actually dont interupt me < donbueno> ill just pass her to u -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> dude wtf < donbueno> a needle broke off in ur arm? < donbueno> maybe u will smits < donbueno> 21 minutes till what mang -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> god damnit i miss every good woot < donbueno> cut off the computers ankles and it will not whore u < donbueno> dude just mount it < donbueno> wow i just found the girls gone wild of reddit lol < donbueno> lol http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/ < donbueno> NSFW < donbueno> its just ppl on reddit gettin nekkid lol < donbueno> great idea < donbueno> thank god the dudes are designating that they are dudes. one didnt that wasnt cool < donbueno> yeah hot ones < donbueno> one chick put a video of her sucking dick < donbueno> lol a couple < donbueno> wow shit < donbueno> http://earthnow.usgs.gov/earthnow_app.html?sessionId=074ef02da3fc56f8dc9e93b9d91c113d93822 < donbueno> thats sat imagery recorded just hours ago < donbueno> lol on cnbc the chick goes "gold to goto 1500 in 2009?" the guy next to her goes "1500 of what?" LOLZ < acrylicist> donbueno: Nice. I’m waiting for BoA to put up posters that say "Your money has a new look!" < donbueno> yeah I was lolzing in here everyone was, it was the timing in which the guy said it. < donbueno> and also his tone of voice, he kinda chuckled and just blurps out "1500 OF WHAT?" wow lol cnbc today bunch of times has been dropping new currency hints < donbueno> acylicist also I think i told u last nite but go watch the david wilcox video thread on ats < acrylicist> donbueno: I started watching it but I couldn’t get into it < donbueno> yar < acrylicist> donbueno: Not a big fan of rambling presentations < donbueno> ohh man i am < donbueno> lol < donbueno> for what its worth MAYBE one of the most solid theories ever on 2012, although his sources he says are 7 diff black ops < donbueno> and his ideas on the pineal gland and project looking glass are fascinating

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< donbueno> also i never noticed all those pine cones everywhere all over egypt and the vatican < donbueno> everywhere symbolizing the pineal gland < acrylicist> donbueno: I think its more to do with Winter Soltice, its another borrowed symbol for Pagans * donbueno dont talkt to don bueno right now he is bout to fucking make smash on the keyboard < donbueno> i dont think i can use office 07 anymore < donbueno> its making me hate my life < donbueno> my soul cries blood everytime i open it < donbueno> well i have like 60 pages of charts to make < donbueno> and the market peaks are all the same < donbueno> im trying to get fucking excel to remember the template < donbueno> its just so frustrating cause im not like fucking trained in this and people around me are thinking this is just a fucking walk in the park and its hell < donbueno> I know i could go online and shit but I kidna have this thing where i like to figure out myself and its driving me mad < acrylicist> donbueno: "Save as template..." isn’t working? < donbueno> well naturally it doesnt! < donbueno> or im just doing something wrong < donbueno> well each chart has 3 data series 2 are constant < donbueno> well < donbueno> i mean its like pulled from one sheet into another and thats where im making the charts < donbueno> dude I honestly appreciate you trying to help but really I am just freaking out here I can figure this out < donbueno> and ur questions led me to something I wasnt realizing < donbueno> lol acrylicist there is a ATS mix #104 that is funny he is reading all the anon posts that they delete cause they are fucking nuts....one starts with "i am a model airplane" lulz < donbueno> yo criminy < acrylicist> donbueno: Aha, the magic is: =[Budget.xlsx]Sheet1!A1 < donbueno> umm I dont know what your saying < acrylicist> donbueno: I think you can put your constant stuff in a file ConstantData.xls, and then reference it from your template with references like =[ConstantData.xls]Sheet1!A1:A60 < acrylicist> donbueno: this way all these charts you’re making won’t take up so much room and you’ll have no worries about accidentally touching that data < donbueno> nice man < donbueno> but that would be a macro? im not sure how my template would reference it < donbueno> heh < donbueno> god im a nub dude u dont have to help me lol u too nice < acrylicist> donbueno: get that message? < donbueno> YAR GNAR! < donbueno> lol u read that as norway too? < donbueno> im excited bout this bible < donbueno> hey acrylicist have u read an urantia? < criminy[work]> yo donbueno < donbueno> book of urantia, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Urantia_Book < donbueno> yar no prob man just sayin howdy and positivity < donbueno> YAR! < donbueno> acrylicist http://www.atsmix.com/podcasts/playerapp3.php?file=atsmix_3133.mp3 go in a bout half way when they get the lecture < donbueno> its the guy talking bout the objects voyager shot in the rings of saturn huzzah! < donbueno> alivejamie what it is1 < donbueno> hey BTW I havent forgot bout you for my project yet just kinda moving slow < donbueno> meh < donbueno> livejamie did u see my msg?

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< donbueno> wtf is going on here < donbueno> heh < donbueno> fucking internet ppl < donbueno> i hates em < donbueno> acrylicist check out my latest twit < acrylicist> donbueno: interesting summary < donbueno> shit I wouldnt spend that much for a fucking messenger bag < donbueno> better have a gram of nugget with it < donbueno> well i mean its really like 50 with shipping not included < donbueno> its not expensive really my reaction was caffeine fueled lol but still im too fat to wear a messenger bag < donbueno> jesus those are expensive < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> wow that company is fucked < donbueno> more like it http://www.timbuk2.com/tb2/products/sale/classic-ballistic-messengersale-65 < donbueno> be cool if they had a backpack on sale i just got paid today lol < donbueno> lol this radio show im listening to this guy is talking bout the 5 mile long space ships chillin up by saturn < donbueno> hey acrylicist I think my reinhart thread is in the ATS book < donbueno> its on there PDF version for september < donbueno> I got a couple gift cards to book store im gonna go pick it up later if im in the printed version THEN I AM GOD! ;) < livejamie> donbueno: good eye, i think http://www.timbuk2.com/tb2/products/sale/classic-ballisticmessenger-sale-65 + http://www.timbuk2.com/tb2/products/sale/laptop-grip-sleeve-sale-65 would work < donbueno> lol im color blind though so u gotta make sure its not pink and purple and shit ive had issues in past lol < donbueno> howdy 1000hurts < donbueno> jesus hurts u on crack? < donbueno> my god i hate MS office < donbueno> lol not assholish just bonkers < donbueno> so neways in the excel bible it tells me the exact shit i just did in excel and it still doesnt work < donbueno> im trying to save a chart as a template i choose "save as template" it says HEY u wanna name ur file? i go SURE COMPUTER WERE FRIENDS. So I name the file then I goto make a new document I goto my templates and nothing there. There is no option for exploring the file structure. SO WTF! I JUST DID WHAT U TOLD ME! < donbueno> at this point im pretty sure im just trolling myself < donbueno> lol that could be taken as fappin < donbueno> that looks like more fun than polo < donbueno> hey fuck the dead goats not that bad < donbueno> Hey! Fuck the dead goat is not that bad. < donbueno> or Hey Fuck! The dead goats not that bad. < donbueno> lol < donbueno> im bout to have a mental breakdown cause of this template issue BTW thanks acrylicist earlier < donbueno> ohh dear god i just figured it out and its so asinine of an answer im cutting off three fingers < donbueno> oh wow lol this is awesome http://www.thetyser.com/ < acrylicist> donbueno: no man, you can’t do a proper shocker with only two fingers and a thumb < donbueno> haha < donbueno> dude the david lee roth soundboard is gonna make this day AWESOME < donbueno> hah

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< donbueno> acrylicist: http://www.financialsense.com/fsu/editorials/degraaf/2008/1229.html < donbueno> gold manipulation < acrylicist> donbueno: Time is time, baby. :) < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7meqz/socalsurfergrrl_appears_to_be_a_pr_whore_for_the/ < acrylicist> donbueno: No worries about taking physical delivery or manipulation. :) < donbueno> acrylicist: what bout time travelers? < acrylicist> donbueno: if they brought in money from the future it wouldn’t be recognized as valid by the publicly auditable transaction stream < acrylicist> donbueno: plus, their accounts wouldn’t exist < donbueno> if they time travel they can go back in time make the account < donbueno> IDK u made up the rules lol < donbueno> well time traveled could be like time gained so if he goes forward and then back he just lost what he gained < donbueno> I will find a hole! < donbueno> not today but someday! < acrylicist> donbueno: its kind of a interesting concept, you create cash from your debit account and it earns interest for the receiver because its representing cooperation between two parties < donbueno> originate absolutely not < donbueno> GOW is good and fun but I see no real reason unless ur a uber nerd and really want to follow the story. (I just pwn faces) < acrylicist> donbueno: So you printed up &=1h cash and gave it out, and there were 5600 people in the market, it would be worth &=61.76m in 8.6 days. After that it stabilizes < Originate> donbueno: is the first game worth playing for story or something? < donbueno> no not really < donbueno> I mean its pretty basicly like all the FPS, OHH NOEZ ENEMIES! < donbueno> as far as the story goes < donbueno> ohh wait I mean "ohh noez aliens" I personally dont really care for FPS in story mode I played resistance 2 fall of man for like 4 days strait nothing but coop and heads up < donbueno> I tell you what though I thought resistance 2 was fucking awesome, had a couple "HOLY SHIT" moments which I dont get often in games < donbueno> i really like that game I actually want to buy a PS3 because of it < donbueno> fuck the fexbox < donbueno> http://music-gifts.musiciansfriend.com/product/T.U.K.-HeavyDuty-Leather-3BuckleBoots?sku=415023 DUDE those are my new interneting boots < donbueno> 360s are pretty cheap nowadays < donbueno> uhh the obvious ones really < donbueno> mariokart is pretty epic fun, mario galaxy is awesome, zelda was OKAY (I didnt finish it) < donbueno> other than that though and im no expert the wii is kinda useless < donbueno> im really trying to think of the other games we played < donbueno> did u like mario 64 or sunshine? < donbueno> yeah anything on wii is gonna trade up on graphics we gameflied the new star wars for it and never even tried it lol < donbueno> hmm i need a guitar < donbueno> had to sell mine in unemployment times lol so blues sauce < donbueno> there we go I never even heard of it < donbueno> OHH world of goo is AWESOME for it too < donbueno> lol that game does look fucking badass < donbueno> lotsa lotsa blood = good < donbueno> this guy that sits in for rush limbo, jason lewis is actually uhh not bad. this is weird < donbueno> omg the news just said "israel is considering a ceasefire so hamas can get their missile attack" WTF < donbueno> ohh god this is amazing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MROXof3dnR8

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< donbueno> its secret old footage of bruce lee < donbueno> doing like 1 finger push up and 1inch punch < donbueno> WOW fucking stoopid guns < donbueno> wait did he get shot accidentlly? < donbueno> I dont fucking understand why anyone would upvote that stoopid ambiguity animated gif < donbueno> i goto fucking digg and its up on there too < fawkesfyre> donbueno, http://www.gravsports.com/images/05_06_ice_photos/01_27_06_illuminati_web/images/illuminati_art.jpg < fawkesfyre> donbueno, http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/images/illuminati.gif < Originate> donbueno: http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/7mhnw/if_you_havent_watched_this_documentary_you_should/ < donbueno> looks like a sweet documentary originate < Originate> donbueno: it is < donbueno> who are those ppl its takling about < Originate> donbueno: everyone? < donbueno> nein < donbueno> lol u gonna laugh i just go with imdb < donbueno> but i really dont read reviews i just kinda look at what it got on imdb and then watch it and compare < donbueno> also when i was unemployed in here I would just browse through movies and then goto imdb real quick to read the synopsis < donbueno> better than fist in the sink < donbueno> WOW thats awesome where is that from? < donbueno> and a sidenote i just freaked out for 10 mins on this excel sheet cause it just randomly put REF in the cells but its okay I had auto formulate on and forgot to paste special only values < donbueno> the quote < donbueno> holy god kirun thats prolific < donbueno> bacon stuffed sausage! * donbueno life over < donbueno> where the fuck u come from! < donbueno> fine * donbueno still alive but has reached nirvana < donbueno> were u gettin busy wit the chick? < donbueno> god damnit WTF is the problem with excel jesus motherfucking christ i just fucking fuckin shit bitch cunt ass whore fuckin horizontal fucking axis WTF u piece of ASS SHTI < donbueno> OMG FUCKIONG GOADS < donbueno> GOADS GOADS! < donbueno> i like to fuck bitches in my dreams with everything i got < donbueno> peace im headed home -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["Leaving"] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> sup < donbueno> livejamie of course it is < livejamie> donbueno <3 < donbueno> i wouldnt mind a taco or a cat really < l000Hurts> donbueno: How about ... A TACOCAT?!? http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/funnypictures-tacocat.jpg < donbueno> lol kory back to school? < donbueno> or just for NYE < donbueno> kory oddly I think im going to austin for NYE < donbueno> going to go see a band called moving matter < donbueno> nixon ill help lol < donbueno> 1000hurts DO IT DO IT!

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< donbueno> i might not drink tonite cause of tomorrow < donbueno> ugh < donbueno> fuck those lol gimme a irish car bomb! < donbueno> lol nix0n im familiar with your technique < donbueno> but man work sucks hungover < donbueno> ohh man fuck it up! < donbueno> should we get all crunked up in #drunks and start an irc raid in some other channel lol < donbueno> we used to do that < donbueno> 1000hurts wtf u talking bout < donbueno> nix0n yeah not sucha great idea < l000Hurts> donbueno: the dangers of alcohol poisoning < donbueno> ohh shit i always pass out < donbueno> nix0n ohh yeah there has to be < donbueno> fuck AA jackasses everywhere < donbueno> lol i love blagojavich < donbueno> hes like "FUCK IT IM TAKIN THE SPOT" < chromakode> lol donbueno < donbueno> damn nix0n fucking come over! < donbueno> my bro is holding out < donbueno> fucker < donbueno> he is not of my school of thought....pay it forward. < donbueno> lol 5th picture down, its the hummer is dummer adds < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/7miyk/parents_of_rachel_hoffman_sue_tallahassee_over/ thats prolly my most accurate no bs comment ever < donbueno> im going to beer store < donbueno> read that news story nix0n fucked up shit < donbueno> I mean if I was a hardcore pipe hittin nigga and this cute hippie chick from the campus comes up and wants a gun and bunch of X and weed....jesus fuck those cops they got way too greedy with the charges they wanted < donbueno> peace < donbueno> hmm < donbueno> how are u downloading? < donbueno> okay was I the only one that thought that last indiana was good? that nuking the fridge scene never really made that big of impression on me < donbueno> tetsuo omg epic movie < donbueno> well if ur looking for a good movie that axxo prolly has out charlie bartlet wasnt bad lol < donbueno> fuck dark knight should be out < donbueno> its about chinese industrialism or something I tink < donbueno> not charlie bartlet but tetsuo < donbueno> i liked "the happening" actually im just a goober for all the m night shamamamlalam movies < donbueno> ohhh nightwatch or daywatch whichever came first < donbueno> u guys seen those? < donbueno> fucking epic I thought < donbueno> ohh man nmbr its a russian film thats kinda like a really odd matrix vampire story < donbueno> its actually REALLY REALLY good if u like those types of films < donbueno> the cinematography is really interesting < donbueno> lol hurts i like that review < donbueno> In this parody of the Rocky films, Ricky Wanero is a male gigolo and stripper who sets out to beat "The Champ" in the boxing ring. < donbueno> thats from the IMDB lol < donbueno> http://iht.com/articles/2008/12/29/asia/smile.php < donbueno> wow thats kinda creepy

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< donbueno> lol house’s cell phone ringer for "the team" is hanson mmmbop lol < donbueno> and an epic first two comments < fawkesmulder> donbueno, you hear where the ADL is censoriung youtube now < donbueno> anti defamation league < donbueno> make humping gesture < donbueno> while doing the voices < donbueno> heh < donbueno> fawkesmulder maybe /r/tehcnojews < donbueno> dude < donbueno> 1000hurts that guy like has the weirdest spam ever < donbueno> damn guitar center rocks < donbueno> i need a bunch of shit < donbueno> jesus this shit bout the fucking space shuttle they keep giving the reasons how they died....WTF IT BLEW THE FUCK UP! < donbueno> THATS WHAT KILLED THEM < donbueno> damn the dire straits album "communique" is fucking amazing < donbueno> omg that cd i got it for a present while a freshman in college WOW amazing "once upon a time in the west" love that tune < donbueno> also fucking one minute silence is so awesome < donbueno> if u like ratm go download the disco of one minute silence and start with "available in all colors" < donbueno> i just got a call from denver widespread panic show < donbueno> one of my pictures was on the main screen < donbueno> AWESOME! < donbueno> 100,000 ppl saw it < donbueno> yar < donbueno> and i just got a call from a buddy that is at the NYE show and they just showed my pic for like 1 minute < donbueno> yAR! < donbueno> when did he perform? < nor3> donbueno your photos < donbueno> < donbueno> jesus muh bro is such an alcoholic bitch < donbueno> dont get me wrong i like to drink but jesus this kid < donbueno> i goto bed with like 75% of a handle < donbueno> I wake up and it almost all gone WTF -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> there we go got my normal pants on SUP EVERYONE < donbueno> ohh shit lol http://forums.nonewbs.com/showthread.php?t=45941 < donbueno> omg that thread is so epic < donbueno> fawkesmulder u der? < donbueno> fawkesfyre i mean < tuguy> hayo donbueno < donbueno> fuck yeah < donbueno> except my drunk ass bro drank half my drank last nite < donbueno> tuguy where u been during the day lately? < donbueno> i hadnt been seeing u bro as much < donbueno> right on u get any good shit for xmas? < donbueno> what kinda camcorder? < donbueno> i got some pants, some crocs, a couple books, some cash, and thats bout it < donbueno> my family has a bunch of grand kids they get all the cool shit now < donbueno> lol I think ur mom was right < donbueno> what kinda camcorder though/

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< donbueno> hd? < donbueno> well hey atleast with posters u can tell ur friends what ur about not just shoot them with foam < donbueno> well now u can record u or ur friends doing epicly stupid shit and get it on camera < donbueno> http://forums.nonewbs.com/showthread.php?t=45941 u see that thread tuguy? < donbueno> ur gonna like it < donbueno> ohh shit u just owned me < donbueno> wow brezinski and I agree WTF! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/30/zbigniewbrzezinski-calls_n_154211.html < donbueno> livejamie u stalking sarah francesca? < donbueno> lol < livejamie> donbueno: lol i wish < donbueno> yeah I feel weird that like when I see her posts im like "DAMN THAT BITCH IS HOT" < donbueno> lol tuguy wtf u talking bout < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7lg26/what_is_the_saddest_moment_of_your_life/7j50 UPVOTE < donbueno> i like ur new approach tuguy < donbueno> but that is getting put on www.redditirc.reddit.com < donbueno> fucking EPIC MOVIE originate < donbueno> acrylicist sup bruda how u doin? < donbueno> FUCK YEAH < donbueno> LETS KILL A DOG < donbueno> wait < Originate> donbueno: what epic movie? < donbueno> fast cheap and out of control man wow thanks < donbueno> im at fucking work < Originate> donbueno: yeah thats a great documentary < donbueno> wow amazing < donbueno> I dont see many shits like that < donbueno> fast cheap and out of control a documentary by errol morris < donbueno> im not afraid of u asking it either lol < donbueno> yeah dude < donbueno> I wont tell u what it is about though < donbueno> and dont read any reviews < donbueno> its best if u have no clue it was like 5 of us last nite watching it and no1 had any clue what It was about really quite funny < donbueno> funny part was us trying to figure out what the doc was about < donbueno> ohh and acrylicist knowing u..... you will need to see this. < donbueno> lol livejamie < donbueno> that super soaker thing is what gets me thinking he is fucking around ohh yeah and the nuthouse < donbueno> god damn that fucking coal sludge flood is pissing me off < donbueno> heh yah u see my comment? < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7m6la/ask_reddit_what_is_the_worst_thing_youve_ever/7joa < acrylicist> donbueno: the one where the TVA police were calling those people trespassers on the river? < donbueno> ohh yeah < donbueno> thats the one < donbueno> GOD DAMNIT WTF HUMANS * donbueno starts playing "send in the clowns" < donbueno> i keep referencing that not really paying any mind to the fact that none of you know what im referencing

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< donbueno> go read Tom Robbins "Fierce Invalids from hot Climates", this doesnt really do it justice http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Send_in_the_Clowns < donbueno> tom robbins book? or the song? < donbueno> ohh k lol < donbueno> acrylicist have you ever encountered a tom robbins book? < acrylicist> donbueno: no < donbueno> acrylicist pm me ur address ill buy ur first book < donbueno> or email whatever < donbueno> merry xmas im giving you the gift of tom robbins one of our times most amazing authors < donbueno> what did u read? < donbueno> hah! < donbueno> acrylicist if ur scared of sending me ur address I understand but its too late Im already watching you from outside so just go ahead and put on some pants < donbueno> wtf my internets is going really slow but this is fine < donbueno> he could be like a robot that a university group is testing for AI < donbueno> wait WTF when the "you spelt it wrong" red line appears is that from reddit or my browser? < donbueno> cause if its reddit why is it making me capitalize microsoft? < donbueno> thats just wrong to me < donbueno> yaeh -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer)] < Alienate> acrylicist, did donbueno tell you about the doc? -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> what i miss? < donbueno> and uhh my dad signed me up for this site and it was like 100 bucks WTF he got pwnt www.debtwork.com < donbueno> should I ask what that is? < Alienate> donbueno, what was your take on that documentary < donbueno> i made a comment in the thread < donbueno> i loved it man < donbueno> i want moer < donbueno> i think though he was making parallels between mole rat and lion tamer < donbueno> and also with topiary and robot man < donbueno> i am pretty sure the robot man is autistic < donbueno> tuguy go watch "fast cheap and out of control" < donbueno> seriously acrylicist let me buy you that book I would really like too my first tom robbins was given to me as well I like to pass on good shit for free < Alienate> donbueno, they were making parallels between every character < donbueno> right alienate but I really saw the lines between those I mentioned < donbueno> ahh i c < donbueno> yep me too < donbueno> thats the kinda film i like to see really all the other shit is just to kill time I like stuff I can use you know? < donbueno> like I feel that watching that documentary add sauce to my life, and watching shit like "house bunny" takes from me. < donbueno> god my brother is such a fucking douchebag < donbueno> MOOZILLA OR METAZILLA WTF U NEVER TALK U ALWAYS HERE AND ALWAYS COME BACK < donbueno> GTFO or get a better connection < donbueno> upvote my comment alienate wtf! < donbueno> heh not a word from him/her < donbueno> meh it wasnt THAT great

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< donbueno> alienate what are ur thoughts on the choice of the title for the documentary? < donbueno> it confuses me kinda < Alienate> donbueno, well its a statement made by the AI guy < donbueno> ohh i musta missed that < Alienate> donbueno, it was the name of the project that he submitted to NASA < donbueno> genius! * donbueno still has like 30 mins left of the video * donbueno takes pleasure in the fact that all the zunes broke at once lol < donbueno> all the first gen 30gb < donbueno> the thread is hiliarious < donbueno> all these ppl "Weird just had same prob wtf..." < donbueno> and now it seems microsoft has shut down the board or something because ppl were posting mirrors in the comments and now even the mirror wont load the next page in the thread LOLZ < donbueno> OMG lol one microsoft dude posts a sticky thread "DO NOT TURN ON UR ZUNE TODAY" LOL LOL LOL < donbueno> god damnit why is so hard to find shit in reddit < tuguy> so whats this movie about donbueno < donbueno> yeah but we dont wanna give too much away cause acrylicist is prolly gonna read allthis < donbueno> NOOOO < donbueno> DONT SAY TAHT! < donbueno> well IDK we really had fun last nite trying to figure out what the doc was about really < donbueno> the intro is long and not telling < Alienate> donbueno, wtf are you talking about? < donbueno> you said "hey watch this" i go "okay".... I didnt read nething about it < donbueno> alienate its just the idea of going intoa really good documentary and not knowing what it is about I dig that adds little extra fun < donbueno> yeah dont look at us < Alienate> donbueno, well i wont say any more :) < donbueno> look over there -----------> < donbueno> <--------------------< Alienate> at least donbueno and I are < donbueno> hahahah i just came to read this and im rofling < donbueno> aperson stays! < donbueno> wait the bouncers have a disagreement * donbueno huddle with alienate * donbueno kicks alienate out < donbueno> acrylicist the last couple days we have got like 10 calls of ppl thanking us for this year and that they enjoyed our reports and look forward to next year my dad says that in 40 years he has never got a call like these < donbueno> I said to him "well theyve been humbled" < donbueno> matteusx just found a computers yesterday < donbueno> damn larry flynt the reporter http://www.larryflynt.com/notebook.php?id=17& < donbueno> FUCK MUST WORK TODAY < donbueno> alright everyone lemme alone < donbueno> never! < donbueno> yes! < donbueno> that works! * donbueno has had mohawk’s * donbueno not a wohawk though those goo too hard < donbueno> hahahaha ur sucha bitch ask nix0n for a pic < donbueno> that bro gots liberty spikes and its pretty epic < donbueno> maybe even epochical

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< donbueno> it hurts to say that word < donbueno> a wohawk is a mohawk but it goes from ear to ear instead of forehead to back < Alienate> I swear I will shoot you dead the second I see you donbueno < donbueno> tuguy great idea < donbueno> alienate thats the problem you wont see me coming I swoop down on u like a eagle catching a fish < donbueno> okay look really i need to make some charts < donbueno> dont say my name again ever for the rest of the year < Alienate> donbueno, < Alienate> are you a fat pathetic slob like donbueno ? < donbueno> got eat a dick alienate < donbueno> damnit i said got instead < donbueno> fucked that < donbueno> up < donbueno> im fat! its cool i still get ass. (the quality thats another discussion) < donbueno> fuck u alienate making me feel all shitty * donbueno puts on evanessence * donbueno puts on black eye liner < Alienate> donbueno, remember you cut your wrists up and down, not side to side < donbueno> alienate remember now tuguy is 19 dont go all apeshit on him for saying "one good song" i personally want to fucking cunt punt that bitch < donbueno> lol that was epic comment thread < donbueno> richarpeterjohnson joke_explainer ftw! < donbueno> alienate I have already forgotten more than you know < donbueno> yeah really < donbueno> btw that cut up and down comment was fucked up man < Alienate> donbueno, oh come on... I dont expect youre going to be commiting suicide < donbueno> its his way of waking up the channel < donbueno> man like those kids that try by eating a fuck ton of aspirin? < donbueno> they just get sick usually goto hospital but they have fucked up their liver so bad they will eventually just die anyways < donbueno> why not just any hospital event? < donbueno> haahah tuguy epic emo win < Alienate> donbueno, sometimes they will work with you if youve just been sick < donbueno> ohh but insurance prolly doesnt cover "suicide attempt" heh < donbueno> im not sure why I laughed at the end of my last sentence hah < donbueno> ive had two buddies that were on prozac kill themselves in weird situations :( < donbueno> ASS TO ASS < donbueno> and jennifer connelly well I would do many nasty things to that woman < donbueno> especially in labrynth heh < Alienate> donbueno, I wanted to do her back when she was in dark city < donbueno> i mean hands down any asks me "if u had the chance for one movie star..." i would say jennifer connely < donbueno> dark city meh < donbueno> ahh well now that I think bout it it deserves a half meh < donbueno> an eh * donbueno needs to go back and watch dark city < donbueno> waking life now that blew muh mind < donbueno> its good sauce < acrylicist> donbueno: just saw in channel about those calls-- that’s amazing < donbueno> yeah he was really kinda like freaking out surprised < donbueno> acrylicist its like these guys are managing millions if not billions you know... the head honchos of the firms, and we our my dads product is just a little reasearcher not really ever in there faces yadda yadda so for the guys to be calling him just to be like "hey it was a pleasure this year we

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look forward to next with you" and not calls that are "HEY WTF U SAID THIS" its kinda cool < donbueno> yeah scanner darkly was really good < donbueno> makes me optimistic bout what im getting into < donbueno> lol i knew u were gonna go there < donbueno> dude ive read the book, the movie was pretty damn good < donbueno> they have to cut some shit < Alienate> donbueno, I understand that < donbueno> also most book movies suck we all know that but the guy who did it forgot his name is really really good < donbueno> bourbon? < donbueno> wheer? < donbueno> yeah its really worth it < donbueno> acrylicist am i buying this book for you or not? < donbueno> its def gonna be adressed to "acrylicist" and not stephanie j. ;) < donbueno> lol they gonna want two names "acrylicst #reddit" < donbueno> hahahaha < donbueno> u need to take a pic when u get it acrylicist of the label < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IZex7I0evg&eurl=http://www.reddit.com/&feature=player_embedded < donbueno> should i sign up acrylicist for a bunch of levitra and rogaine and shit? < donbueno> dont worry bro I wont fuck with you cause really it takes effort I just want you to get the best book you ever gonna read for free < donbueno> why does xchat put a page line fucking odd < Alienate> donbueno, I think it does it if theres a long enough pause between lines < acrylicist> ok, I’m hearing sirens now.. donbueno what did you do? :) < donbueno> command post? < donbueno> lol http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/7mliv/so_my_wife_is_reading_over_my_shoulder_and_she/7mjh?context=3 < donbueno> me an tuguy make up the other 20% < donbueno> lols < donbueno> more like idiot savant drunks < donbueno> I pulled it out and it was bloody I figured I shouldnt put it back < donbueno> PUSH < donbueno> one more nub gone < donbueno> who else wants to see this pit? < donbueno> its pitty amazing! < donbueno> lol was that really a typo dudE? * donbueno hugs livejamie sorry u walked into two weirdos out weirding each other < donbueno> hey livejamie matteusx is bought a computers yesterday < donbueno> i have no clue how i found reddit < donbueno> if you read up till where jamie enters then down again LOLZ < donbueno> wtf * donbueno cant stop laughing < donbueno> ohh im just geeking out < twoguy> <donbueno> I pulled it out and it was bloody I figured I shouldnt put it back < donbueno> the amount of randomness from the point livejaime entered is making me freak geek out < donbueno> haha < donbueno> funny thing step 12 is denial not 1 < donbueno> and alienate will be there to help all the time < donbueno> twoguy I was tyring ur earlier technique of freaking ppl out when they join with a random sentence < donbueno> yeah whenever you got any intarhubs questions alienate is the first to call here lemme give you his number

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< donbueno> lol we fucked him up for life, he is prolly crying right nwo < donbueno> really and did it bleed? < donbueno> well I mean it was a baboon < donbueno> they can handle that < donbueno> well sometimes things have to go up places they dont belong for science < donbueno> so tuguy did it bleed everywhere? < donbueno> and how many holes did u put in it? < donbueno> sup hurts < donbueno> well if its homeless ppl flesh its gonna be tuff might want to soak it a bit < donbueno> hahaha alienate I gave the no 1 nub on tarnets ur number * donbueno really didnt < donbueno> internets = tarnets < donbueno> its like a pirate would say it < donbueno> TARRRNETS! YYEE MATEYS < donbueno> yeah I made it up < donbueno> so fuck anyone else that uses it < donbueno> well the other week someone was like whered u get that shirt and I was all drunk and replied in a heavy well executed pirate voice "TAR NETS MATEYS!" < donbueno> god damnit its TARNETS < donbueno> lol u punkass * donbueno sly stalone voice "I AM DA LAW" < donbueno> ohh wow i forgot bout assy mcgee < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhSuRudqEbA&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=assy%20mcgee&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:enUS:official&cl&feature=player_embedded < donbueno> anyone ever watch assy mcgee? < donbueno> its epic good < donbueno> 1000hurts i didnt like it at first either but a buddy of mine did I watched a few and got into it the farts are the best < donbueno> always the right timing and his voice i mean the guy talks how an asshole would sound if it could talk < l000Hurts> donbueno: that’s what I’m afraid of.. cheap, low-brow fart humor < donbueno> 1000hurts well I mean it HAS some of that but it also the other sort of comedy adult swim is famous for < donbueno> 1000hurts couldnt agree more one of my favorite lines from that show was when shatner was on, space ghost first says "HEY SHATMAN" < l000Hurts> donbueno: I loved it when he referred to Charlton Heston as ... "Cheston" < donbueno> 1000hurts I remember falling off the couch in college when he said that i was laughing so hard < donbueno> hahahahahh * donbueno goes to find the torrent with all the space ghosts < donbueno> lol cheston! < l000Hurts> donbueno: Ever see the episode with Busta Rhymes? < l000Hurts> donbueno: HOLY FUCK THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST EP EVAR < donbueno> 1000hurts I was late into space ghost so i didnt see many < donbueno> WOW could u imagine if he had LIL JON ON HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHA < l000Hurts> donbueno: HERE HERE WATCH IT NOW NAO!@# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exCNYpxUtfA < donbueno> well she is def the most insane out the world weird girl < donbueno> alienate u see that video of her just singing solo in a really crazy looking church? < Alienate> donbueno, and thats why I would do her < Alienate> donbueno, nope < donbueno> im not the biggest fan of hers but i follow and for some reason out of all the videos i ever seen that one sticks out the most

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* donbueno used to be literally obssesed with music videos < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exCNYpxUtfA&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=assy%20mcgee&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:enUS:official&cl&feature=player_embedded < Alienate> donbueno, have you ever seen Dancer in the Dark? < donbueno> ˆˆ busta episode < donbueno> lol im gonna name my kid MOLTAR < donbueno> missed that link it up though 1000hurts < donbueno> "lol only thing we can do now is it" < Alienate> donbueno, answer my question, fool < donbueno> uhhh nope i haz no see it < donbueno> and its soul crushing? < donbueno> IDK man I kinda like upbeat shit < donbueno> i do enough of my own soul crushing lol < Alienate> donbueno, jeez im glad i didnt chill with you over xmas < donbueno> best ofd < donbueno> btw this is the best space ghost ever < donbueno> i cant control laughter < donbueno> ppl in office starring < donbueno> true dat < donbueno> tuguy u aint tarded mang < l000Hurts> donbueno: I told u that shit was funny. Busta was prolly stoned the whole interview, so they played off of it. < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/redditirc/comments/7mo9g/livejamie_l000hurts_keep_in_mind_i_work_at_a/ < livejamie> ilusomuch donbueno * donbueno does not compute ilusomuch < donbueno> anyone else notice if u clikc on the reddit.irc link it take you to like another self.reddit? < donbueno> or am i doing it wrong lol < donbueno> loly shit someone in here once said "muppet cum tastes like toasted marshmellow" WOW < Alienate> omfg donbueno * donbueno doesnt edit AND THATS THE LAW < donbueno> sup alienate? < donbueno> read above < donbueno> ohh noez1 < donbueno> i like the mixed chatter < donbueno> it adds to the sauce < donbueno> I dont see these as jokes really just pictures in time < Alienate> donbueno, I dont think you understand the defn of "sauce" < donbueno> so i would like them to be accurate < donbueno> alienate i created sauce < Alienate> donbueno, your sauce is the cheesiest < donbueno> your talking to sauce god #1 < donbueno> and plus ur misleading thepublic by taking out the fodder < donbueno> thats not how it went down that smoothly how tuguy edited < Alienate> tuguy, donbueno has no concept of comedic timing < donbueno> im not sure how comedic timing plays into the internet < donbueno> more like placing < Alienate> tuguy, everyone gets it up before donbueno * donbueno breathes deeply < donbueno> plus sometimes the punchline first is just ass funny < Alienate> awe donbueno lost his sense of humor today < donbueno> its like WTF then u read the context

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< donbueno> and its funnn=y * donbueno puts on his golden vinly evanessance record and turns it up to 11 < donbueno> TOPIC CHANGE < donbueno> wow those usb record players area great idea < donbueno> are a < donbueno> seriously though that duck I saw the other day MAN what a duck < tuguy> http://www.reddit.com/r/redditirc/comments/7mobz/donbueno_topic_change/ < donbueno> when you see this http://www.theskyinmotion.com/ it really put into perspective how were a huge ball flying around < donbueno> dude i wish sham wow guy would follow me around and give a play by play < donbueno> alienate are just pissed today cause another lonely sad year of life has gone by without you having enough guts to end it all? < Alienate> donbueno, I’m not the one that talks about killing myself < donbueno> JESUS christ a dude went into the local smoke shop chain like the one im in pretty often down the street from me and just fucking started shooting everyone didnt even steal anything < donbueno> man alienate i must have really hit a soft spot there you got awfully defensive < donbueno> interestign Ill have to make a note in your file < donbueno> lol alienate nice link < donbueno> yeah and alienate is the sham really wow? < donbueno> tight < donbueno> grats < donbueno> spend it on hookers and blow! < donbueno> remember to kill all the blow but not the hookers < donbueno> well its a little gray sometimes < donbueno> if your rich and in vegas that hookers gettin a murderin < donbueno> the only good cage movie? < donbueno> i liked that one guys point "you need to cut up the body because its much easier and quicker to dig a hole for a head then for a whole body" < donbueno> I hope I dont have to kill anyone. < donbueno> would ghandi kill in self defense? < donbueno> yeah thas true < donbueno> boondock saints style < donbueno> "we ask not for your crippled" < donbueno> dude im still reading that tastygenocide link no 16 is lulz < donbueno> Alienate ˆˆ < donbueno> carrots mmm orage! < tuguy> donbueno, is rubbing off on you < donbueno> WTF < donbueno> lol < donbueno> yeah < donbueno> YOU * donbueno starts dancing < donbueno> watch out tuguy he checks it twice! < donbueno> two words in gaming that changed my life "Dust Bowl" < donbueno> that shits old as dirt and still soo much fun < donbueno> http://www.halflife2.net/wiki/index.php/Team_Fortress_Classic#Dustbowl < donbueno> 1000hurts thats why its such a great game, you really have learn strat and teamwork for your team to win < l000Hurts> donbueno: that’s why I suck < donbueno> it sucks that yeah sometimes u get games where its all nubs and everyone is just spraying with no intent < donbueno> well I was just gonna say if your on a pc gaming find a good server < donbueno> a group of ppl that actually want to play and not just nub around < donbueno> when two good teams battle in TF2 its pure orgasmic awesome

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< donbueno> and you fight for every inch < donbueno> atleast in Dust bowl < donbueno> now CTF is a little diff < donbueno> but i never played much CTF too much dust bowl addiction < donbueno> alienate where u at back me up on my tf2 ranting < donbueno> what sucks is though when i was young i played it on the PC but when tf2 came out I only really had a xbox to play it and they never updated the game or fixed bugs and it kinda sucked to see all the PC updates and class changes < donbueno> idk if resistance 2 is on PC but i recomend that i played it all last week really fun < Alienate> donbueno, talk about teamwork < donbueno> jesus i just heard the white house spokes person say "bush is upset that hamas has fired its weapons upon the innocent ppl of israel" WTFOMGBBQ < donbueno> alienate unfortunetly havent got to experience it < donbueno> just played the demo < donbueno> but yeah ive heard that its pretty epic < donbueno> WOOOPS sorry i mean its pretty special < donbueno> what can I do for you today livejamie. < donbueno> How may I help. < livejamie> donbueno: i don’t have a phone here at work. if somebody is bored can you call 480-539-3991 and ask them what time they close tonight? it’s a t-mobile store < donbueno> seriously < donbueno> its ringing < livejamie> thanks donbueno < donbueno> close at 8 < donbueno> didnt ask bout battletoads though < donbueno> guy sounded weird < donbueno> wow thanks for that clarification alienate < donbueno> wow two ppl just back to back call to ask what time lets keep calling all day lol < Alienate> donbueno, I wasnt clarifying for you < donbueno> lol < donbueno> weirdos in arizona! < donbueno> haha that would be fun if i had a way to record it livejamie < donbueno> cause he himself does not love himself he < donbueno> heh I like that sentence < donbueno> orr whatever it was < Alienate> donbueno, stop projecting your own torture on my persona * donbueno puts on evanessance gold plated vinyl onto his titanium needle usb powered turn table cranks it to 10.5 < donbueno> we finally killed him god damn that took too long < donbueno> yeah i modded it myself < donbueno> lol I guess not. * donbueno is confused how that frustrates alienate < donbueno> heh < donbueno> that was a bit odd < donbueno> even for alienate < donbueno> lol wait yeah you should best that so he can see it later so we win more < donbueno> damn thats what i fucking need too http://www.musiciansfriend.com/stupid < donbueno> I quit once for a bout a year or so I still dont technically buy cigs or nething I just bum at the bar lol < donbueno> I was able to quit cause I had like this vision of me just choking myself to death slowly < donbueno> but man when i drink I have to have one < donbueno> yeah i can go for days not even think of smoking and then boom couple drinks Ill get up and goto the store and buy them if no1 else around has one < donbueno> heh i love bumming smokes

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< donbueno> on my tombstone it should atleast read in one line "this fool bummed allot of smokes" < donbueno> youe ever see that old tombstone which read "told you i was sick" < donbueno> good stuff < donbueno> wow wtf < donbueno> hahaha mesach taylor plus uhh is that even physically possible to move your eyes like that/ < donbueno> hahahaahhh the photos < donbueno> these like look like they cost money < donbueno> who is paying for this lol < donbueno> also for all these ppl only like 10 of us talk < donbueno> that suddenly kinda weirds me out < donbueno> yeah honestly if you dont talk then why would you just want to sit in some fucking room/ < donbueno> ? < donbueno> no god damnit but fucking duck tales is in my head now < donbueno> not to long of a drive eh < donbueno> did the sun hurt? < donbueno> sup broah < donbueno> hey nix0n link that pic of ur spikes so originate can see how epochal they are < donbueno> what dude I am honestly not trying to fuck wit u < donbueno> you should see how badass his mohawk is/was < donbueno> wb livejamie < donbueno> hahahahahha < donbueno> look like r lee emory kinda < donbueno> or that drill sarge guy from the kubrick film < donbueno> i didnt watch zoobliee zoo as a kid < donbueno> maybe thats my problem < donbueno> lol originate at first I didnt get you were quoting the film...... < donbueno> yeah that one cause ur in a cubicle farm thats why I liked it lol < donbueno> ohh nice u got the shadow government insert from the daily show book < donbueno> i need to go and buy that book again < donbueno> lol < donbueno> yeah he is riding that unemployment train < donbueno> ALL ABOARD!!! WOOT WOOT! < donbueno> no tickets needed! < donbueno> but thats american man! < donbueno> hurts so how much was ur bonus? < donbueno> lolz < donbueno> "i fucked a mac book air WOOT" < donbueno> nice I like that secret alert < donbueno> i just mash 0 and get really pissed < donbueno> ohhhh this is all for apple though right? < donbueno> yeah hopefully I will never be doing anything with apple < donbueno> was it kanye that took the daft punk cut? < donbueno> i mean he used daft punk song "harder, faster stronger..." in a song I hear out sometimes at bars IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF < donbueno> I think its him, he is douchebag enough too < donbueno> yeah fapman daft punk is keen to my heart < donbueno> honestly dude have u seen the videos from the alive tour? < donbueno> fucking robots in a neon pyramid < donbueno> dispersign funk ass dance music for everyone whats not to love < donbueno> i praise it < donbueno> I would trade prolly 50 panic shows for on daft punk show < donbueno> one

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< donbueno> heh < donbueno> fatboy slim? compared to daft punk PFFT! < donbueno> lol great me and originate agree? < donbueno> hah < donbueno> god damn those robot helmets are so fucking cool < donbueno> "love is in the air..." < donbueno> just thinking of some daft punk songs gives me musicbumps < livejamie> donbueno: did you see kanye’s grammy preformance? < donbueno> nein < donbueno> should I? * donbueno cringes < donbueno> I guess what I am saying is please god dont tell me they shared a stage. < donbueno> yeah nix0n what gives today i wasnt hungover at all < donbueno> maybe its like the world prepping us for tonite < donbueno> ? < livejamie> donbueno: http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/ahtYhIbTbvY/ < donbueno> god damnit dude is this kanye and daft on the same stage/ < donbueno> MOTHERFUCKER < donbueno> IF ROBOTS COME OUTTA THAT PYRAMID IM GONNA BE IN ARIZONA FOR 2009 < donbueno> god damnit livejamie now im liking this < donbueno> OMG < donbueno> YES < donbueno> DO IT < donbueno> DO IT < donbueno> ROBOTS!!!!!!!1 < donbueno> YEAS < donbueno> thanks livejamie < donbueno> that just made 2008 < donbueno> dude that shit was so sick i had to sho my 70 year old dad < donbueno> im going home see u guys later -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit ["Leaving"] < l000Hurts> donbueno> YES < l000Hurts> <donbueno> DO IT < l000Hurts> <donbueno> DO IT < l000Hurts> <donbueno> ROBOTS!!!!!!!1 < l000Hurts> <donbueno> YEAS -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < donbueno> home! < donbueno> even got a nap on the ride < donbueno> EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONITE < donbueno> LETS GET FUCKED UP < livejamie> donbueno did you get my DM < donbueno> livejamie dude you made my year with the robots in the pyramid < donbueno> DM ? < donbueno> im seriously anytime robots come out of pyramids its fuckin ghot < donbueno> nein < donbueno> i missed it < livejamie> donbueno: do you have a twitter client, or use it on your phone or what? < donbueno> the disgby icon made me unhappy < donbueno> i too am a fat ball with a hat < donbueno> are you trying to mainfest blow? < donbueno> MARCHING POWDER MARCHING POWDER MARCHING POWDER NOW! < donbueno> DOOOOOO ITTTTTT NOW!

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< donbueno> did that work? < donbueno> livejamie i see that you have sent me something but I dont see how to read it lol < donbueno> ohh SHIT < donbueno> nvm foudn it lol < donbueno> he was confused and uninterested < donbueno> like all things that arent work related lol < donbueno> he looks at me squints his eyes and goes "robots coming out of a pyramid?" <+null_403> donbueno: you crazy < donbueno> ohh man this is great i got my "YES WE CAN...all still be eaten by zombies" car magnet today LULZ < donbueno> haahh < donbueno> lol just laugh with me < donbueno> i have a fucking car magnet that references obamas campaign slogan and zombies at the same time CMON thats greatness < donbueno> yar < donbueno> lol im drinking vodka already < donbueno> dude 2:54 is close nuff to 5 < donbueno> sup it up < donbueno> really im just chilling before the storm < donbueno> im def gonna be brining the camera out tonite lol < donbueno> get some coke < donbueno> marching powder fix you right up < donbueno> heh coke is usually lol something you dont have left the next day heh IN MY EXPERIENCE < donbueno> some real coke heads out there like to keep it for the next day im like fuck that its 3 am lets get this shit done < donbueno> in theory < donbueno> MOOZILLA GTFO < donbueno> i have a theory someone killed moozilla and hastn found the body < donbueno> and they paid there bills for a year or so in advance < donbueno> and they died while in this channel lol < donbueno> koryk what u doing in austin tonite? < donbueno> aye < donbueno> im not going to austin ne more < donbueno> save some money chill it up in dallas < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> livejamie you raise and rescue dogs eh? very admirable of you! < donbueno> no i hate the dogs < donbueno> fucking ugly worthless pieces of shit < donbueno> but I wouldnt mind if they have a owner and place that welcomes them heh < donbueno> one of my old GF’s had a pug named bosco fucking ugly ass thing < donbueno> pluse I like huge ass dogs you can like fight with and shit < livejamie> donbueno: i get in fights with my dogs, they’re actually pretty stout and boxy, they hold their own < donbueno> wait arent all pugs little tiny bitch dogs? livejamie? < livejamie> donbueno: they’re the size of boxers about < donbueno> livejamie she prolly had a mini pug or something < livejamie> donbueno hunh < donbueno> lol bringing booze to a party is always polite in my social circle < donbueno> wtf so im closing tabs in ff and i come to one i dont remmeber ever opening and its just an index of naked pics of this one bitch * donbueno hasnt been near the pr0n for atleast 4 hours heh < donbueno> http://www1.videofilia.com/fotos_caseras/295/ < donbueno> and its spanish!

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< donbueno> and takes forever to load < donbueno> HOLY GOD AWESOME TITES < donbueno> hurts nope < donbueno> lol this is odd < donbueno> i mean it wouldnt be if i had like NSFW reddit orpen < donbueno> aye the window but im clean dude < donbueno> this one aint bad http://www1.videofilia.com/fotos_caseras/295/57.jpg < donbueno> well what would be the point of this < donbueno> no adds nothing < donbueno> maybe im downloading virus everytime i look < donbueno> i think im in love with this girl < donbueno> ugh no more love heh < donbueno> http://www1.videofilia.com/fotos_caseras/295/10.jpg < donbueno> ohh shit lol < donbueno> well uhh i did < donbueno> like up there man im sorry < donbueno> im not that kinda dick i dont think that shits funny < donbueno> not me < donbueno> in spririt though always in spirit < donbueno> http://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw/comments/7mng9/remeber_the_best_cosplay_ever_girl_here_is_a_full/ < donbueno> found it lol < donbueno> somehow that got clicked must been a tab for hours < donbueno> i was looking at bitches this morn for the morn fap < criminy> donbueno: what’s the original image? < donbueno> wtf is cosplay? < donbueno> criminy uhh not sure what ur wanting < donbueno> theres the link above < donbueno> to the reddit comments for the site i found < donbueno> and in that comments u get a handy little javascript for lookin directories it will open all the files in a tab < donbueno> ahahah wow fucking weirdos < donbueno> well shit < donbueno> i wouldnt mind a princess leigha bitch, lol she would be princess leigha and im the wookie hahahah < donbueno> yeah i like amature shit better < donbueno> im out guys bbl -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has joined #reddit < acrylicist> donbueno has probably been one < acrylicist> donbueno: ever judge a chili cook-out? < donbueno> whoa im here < donbueno> heh fucking xchat does it hard < donbueno> dude the day out of time would be sick < donbueno> www.tortuga.com < donbueno> judge a chili cook out? acrylicist no but I did a cabrito cook off < donbueno> that my most fav ever acrylicist < donbueno> or the really scare black dude that has the sign just says "I WILL RAPE U" < donbueno> lol fawkesfyre tatical nuke lolz < l000Hurts> donbueno: Sounds like he’s ... *puts glasses on* ... a HOBOSEXUAL < donbueno> look im not a kanye fan but this shit is so sick everyone should see it http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/ahtYhIbTbvY/ < donbueno> dont worry it has daft punk

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< donbueno> fuck off i watched it again and im reliving it < acrylicist> donbueno: faster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBw5v4E9Im0 < donbueno> lol great this house is already fucking crunk < donbueno> i put on the daft punk and insta dance party lol i wish u guys could see this < donbueno> brb dance time! < donbueno> sweet im getting video < donbueno> i just got to this house and its already like 20 ppl fucked up < donbueno> the poker house < donbueno> err flat really < donbueno> im stone sober < donbueno> caesararum yeah thats how i roll I do the rage dancing then take a smoke break talk to u fools < donbueno> little bit of everything < donbueno> where is the cheapest place to just register a site < donbueno> not put anything up just make sure i get the name for a year or so < donbueno> i just had a fucking strike of pure genius < donbueno> and its open HURRY! < donbueno> ill let you in on the mad cash we make < donbueno> acrylicist yar i know its just there is a shit ton and i need to secure this like now * donbueno is overreacting < fawkesfyre> donbueno, what happened? < donbueno> just need the cheapest place to reg a domain for this ludacris idea my friends and i just came up with < donbueno> i got it though < fawkesfyre> donbueno, you can add unlimited domaines for the cost of the name to your acct < donbueno> acrylicist i sent u a msg < donbueno> another pm acrylicist yar < donbueno> http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/123108dnmetshootings.2283cd83.html < donbueno> why cant niggas shoot up places like banana republic or something not smoke shops down my fucking street < donbueno> i mean shit i coulda been there < donbueno> wont find me at dillards though but they never get shot up < donbueno> fuck dude they didnt rob nething just walked in shot everyone and left < donbueno> in a place they prolly go and get their crack pipes at <+null_403> donbueno you were in that shop. your afterlife is #reddit < acrylicist> donbueno: the pipe you didn’t buy was your last decision in the beforelife < donbueno> toxicarn that was like 3 streets from my house < donbueno> or the allegory of the cave < donbueno> hell is realizing thats where u were just in the dark watching the shadows play against the caves wall < donbueno> from the fire that is <+null_403> donbueno: that’s a salvia breakthrough right there < donbueno> naw just basic philo class shit < donbueno> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_cave <+null_403> even donbueno is a neative hippie <+null_403> donbueno is my friend too <+null_403> donbueno annoys me too <+null_403> donbueno IS a jehova’s witness! < donbueno> wtf man im playing games lemme alone < donbueno> yeah fountain head < donbueno> i used to watch that like religously in high school on lotsa acid lol < donbueno> but fuck it < donbueno> what kidna hoodie

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< donbueno> err link it < donbueno> fuck searle < donbueno> gimme some sarte! < donbueno> #drunks better off the hook < donbueno> anyone that joins right now will get ops < donbueno> so u can rage it up < toxicvarn90> donbueno: hey don’t you diss searle boy < criminy> donbueno: what if we aren’t drunk? < donbueno> meh searle just sucks < donbueno> pretend < donbueno> well i was a philo major in college i just never enjoyed reading his stuff < donbueno> it was fine to talk about but really i mean it was a dread to read < donbueno> i bb < toxicvarn90> donbueno: I know what you mean, it took me 3 years to read his book < acrylicist> donbueno: http://thecrit.com/2008/10/05/florida-biochemist-designs-a-citrus-tree-withthc/ < donbueno> tight just ordered up a g of molly heh < donbueno> uhhohh < donbueno> buenos gettin crunkded < donbueno> omg acrylicist holy shit < donbueno> for like 2 years I was saying we should mix thc genes with like oak tree genes < donbueno> hah this isnt quite what i was thinking but holy shit better < donbueno> ORANGES WITH THC zomg < donbueno> fuck you know the narwhals tear up the ocean and shit all over nye < donbueno> GOT MONEY NOTS ONE TO CHOOSE! < donbueno> NO YOU CANT TAKE IT˜! < donbueno> HEAD LIKE A HOLE! < donbueno> lol < donbueno> hope i make it to 12 < donbueno> molly get here soon!!!! < acrylicist> donbueno: I uploaded a video to YouTuber < donbueno> what? < donbueno> that fuck does that mean < donbueno> bow down before the one you serve you going to get what you deserve!!! man pretty hate machine brings me back shuffle is being good to us tonite < donbueno> i think i listened to this tape strait for like umm 2 years < acrylicist> donbueno: http://i.friendfeed.com/fba6734c1de947bddf9c3caf20bb15ac6ffdc713 that’s the beer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY0m6gmVVtg that’s the beer bubbling < donbueno> beer bubble wtf < donbueno> im drinking md 2020 < donbueno> LOOL < donbueno> umm < donbueno> wait what beer is dat < fawkesfyre> donbueno, im drinking 211 < donbueno> YEAH GET IT11 < donbueno> THE BEASt! MOAR ROAR! < donbueno> ive got a g of pure mdma on the way in theory < donbueno> fawkes i dont know < donbueno> im gonna be up on ther "I LVOE U < donbueno> HUG ME < donbueno> PLEASE < donbueno> AQ < donbueno> I LOVE PIISSSING IN SINKOR < donbueno> MOOZILLA GTFO

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< donbueno> merry xmas twoguy < donbueno> what is this like reunion? < donbueno> ohh yeah < donbueno> i seen u shits on the irc state < donbueno> both of u < donbueno> im donbueno < donbueno> nice to meet u guys < donbueno> hah < donbueno> i am fucking downing molly and md 2020 < donbueno> lol < donbueno> this is gonna end pretty < donbueno> lol meta < donbueno> nice ref < donbueno> yar i got some nice nuggets < donbueno> fawkes wer u meta? < donbueno> fucking ass < donbueno> im all like "HEY NICE TO MEET U" * donbueno stabs couch < donbueno> wait < donbueno> the 211 < donbueno> only u and me drink it thats what was like heh shit im dumb < donbueno> heh that shist is gross < donbueno> schlitz is better < donbueno> i need some ops up in this bitch gonna ban that fuck moozilla < donbueno> kick ban moozilla < donbueno> what? < donbueno> no1 knows < donbueno> prolly a dead body undiscovered < donbueno> wait < donbueno> fawkes ur mooz? < donbueno> then fucking KB that bitch < donbueno> says nothing just fucking disconnect < donbueno> and reconnect all day < donbueno> ive yelled at him everytime < donbueno> NOTHING < donbueno> god damnit < donbueno> im fucking rolling here < donbueno> I NEED HONESY < donbueno> HONESTY < metazilla> donbueno, pressies or pure < donbueno> the shard! < donbueno> lol MOLLYLICOUS < donbueno> the gfucking g was 150 thoughj < donbueno> im gonna cap some and get rid of dem at bar < donbueno> heh mine 20 < donbueno> .1 < donbueno> yar < kialari> It is, donbueno’s spent many nights in jail for his offensive odour < donbueno> kialari i kinda am a stinky hippie < donbueno> haha acylicist dont be afraid to ask all know bueno < donbueno> im bout to bounce outta here guys < donbueno> if i dont make it back < donbueno> its been a fucking good time in #reddit in 2008 < donbueno> im rolling here

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< donbueno> so im getting all lovey < donbueno> but yar danke for all the helps < donbueno> dude i got mad parties and bands to see < donbueno> and a gram of fucking molly < donbueno> yeah im gonna lure bitches in with molly < donbueno> then cloroform to the face < donbueno> then sexo=r time < donbueno> peace brohanseeefs < acrylicist> donbueno: ring in the new year bro < donbueno> damnit i want to be here for call in < donbueno> but i have to go < donbueno> i would make it so epochical < fawkes> well donbueno im gonna try and make it a habit < donbueno> fawkes I already have 5 years experience and two awards for my radio shows < donbueno> i know how to make it listenable < donbueno> not just blarg bloarg < donbueno> yeah 88.1 ktxt sadly just got shut down like two weeks ago < donbueno> 45k watts < donbueno> on cmj list for top 3 college radio stations for like 3-4 years < donbueno> i was also musical director < donbueno> damn i can type rolling < donbueno> its like a science < fawkes> donbueno, when your down ill get with you then, ive got like 4 a week i wanna do this year < donbueno> also i can do post production shit < donbueno> i spent allot of time on the boards making drops and spots < donbueno> YO THAT RHYMED! < donbueno> or franti < donbueno> "YOU CAN BOMB THE WORLD TO PIECES BUT YOU CANT BOMB IT INTO PEACE!" < donbueno> michael franti acrylicist dig it < donbueno> and spearhead < donbueno> word i like potatoes too < donbueno> mmm hash < donbueno> es < donbueno> PORT A HEAD < donbueno> ive heard so many retarded arguments over how they got their name and how to say it < donbueno> lol < donbueno> true dat < donbueno> i had a solid weed hookup at like 14 < donbueno> couldnt get beer or cigs though < donbueno> drug war FTW < donbueno> shit i met a guy on irc newnet #hackers that would drive like 30 mins and deliver me anything < donbueno> i got so much acid from that guy for so cheap < donbueno> this was like 1996 < donbueno> heh < donbueno> thats why I got so hooked here i used to be hardcore irc < donbueno> used to write my own scripts and phreak < donbueno> it was kinda funny had my own red box and shit < donbueno> linemans handset < donbueno> yeah bbs magazine < donbueno> dallas had some sick shit too < donbueno> its kinda always been a tech city

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< donbueno> the late 3rd monday under the bridge midnight sales < donbueno> HAAHAH < donbueno> GOPHER < donbueno> dude gusy i had a delphi subscript < donbueno> i had internet sex hopefully with a chick before reals shit in like 7th grade l < donbueno> HAHAHA < donbueno> first time i said that < donbueno> what bout dwango < donbueno> im pretty sure this was a chick i just said hopefully for jokes worth < donbueno> heh < donbueno> what bout dwango? < donbueno> phreaking < donbueno> no fone bill < donbueno> dude i used to be like all star brohan of dwango dallas < donbueno> we used to have EPIC games -!- donbueno [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] < ninjatacopants> acrylicist this is donbueno 1. i have no shame 2. i drink for my hangovers -!- ninjatacopants is now known as donbueno < donbueno> YAR < donbueno> i got my pants on < acrylicist> donbueno: oh man... be careful with that word < donbueno> oh dear god < donbueno> thats not true < donbueno> it basically means "you pass out at a party and ppl draw on ur face" < donbueno> holy god i just read that and its wrong < donbueno> very very wrong < donbueno> HAH i just found a bottle of jameson < donbueno> HAH i just took a huge pull from that bottle < donbueno> ohh man this is gonna be a retarded year < donbueno> i just looked at the thumbnails for my little hd cam, some reason i dont remember talking to old rednecks but they are there < donbueno> okay look right now im calling this year and its a prophecy the year of the tard < donbueno> I really use your work consistently and it has had a tremendously positive effect on my career and performance. I wish I could respond to your question but as soon as you mention "personal account" I cannot respond. I never give any one advice on their personal account. I have a. been misunderstood I the past and b. I am chicken when it comes to "real " money. My money is in a us government MM funds and in gold. < donbueno> MB < donbueno> acrylicist thats from a guy that runs oohhh bout couple hundred million up to a billion at a time < donbueno> ohh man reddit is funny < donbueno> ohhhh man the zunes will work today lol < donbueno> ohhhhhhhhhhhh my jesus < donbueno> i just watched some video from last nite < donbueno> OHHHHH MY GOD < donbueno> this is so sbad < donbueno> acrylicist wtf u there or what < donbueno> #reddit wtf! < donbueno> http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread423696/pg1 < donbueno> caesararum happy new year < donbueno> yar < donbueno> < donbueno> good for u null but seriously fuck off

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< donbueno> :) < donbueno> i feel like i have aids < donbueno> hah < donbueno> i fucked a fat bitch last nite I prolly can haz aids < donbueno> well funny thing is < donbueno> she wasnt that fat and I actually may have scored me a girly friend < donbueno> i tend to exagerate things for comedic use < caesararum> donbueno: I thought you were making the hole thing up < donbueno> its a bitch i been seeing round lot < donbueno> prolly due < donbueno> i got my zombies car magnet yesterday < donbueno> ive discovered it really only gets you odd looks on the road < caesararum> donbueno: huh? Pic? < donbueno> the huge car magnet says "YES WE CAN..STILL ALL BE EATEN BY ZOMBIES! < donbueno> i can go take a pic < donbueno> its like obama play on zombies < donbueno> im going to go make a video < donbueno> right now < donbueno> dont leave < donbueno> null i have many ways * donbueno leaves to go video the magnet < caesararum> donbueno: I’ll try not to, but the morning shit has a way of sneaking up on me < donbueno> what are u talking bout caesararum < caesararum> donbueno: sometimes I have to leav IRC because of the morning shits < donbueno> lol < donbueno> thats called being human < donbueno> hahaahhaha < donbueno> oh man im geeking out < donbueno> "sometimes i have to leave irc for shits" < donbueno> http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=423696&page=#pid5554241 < donbueno> star and flag that < donbueno> I am 911fnord < donbueno> acrylicist u see those new high quality videos of 911? < donbueno> star and flag me over at ats and u will < donbueno> did i tell you that my reinhart thread just might be in the ATS book? < donbueno> its in the september book of threads < donbueno> ohh and btw I bought that book for u today < donbueno> dude switters is gonna fucking make you so happy < donbueno> the 1 inch astronaut! < donbueno> cant wait to hear bout how much you love this book < donbueno> seriously tom robbins was a gitft to me < donbueno> little known fact....Tom Robbins eats a fried spam sammich on his b day every year and has judge spam cook offs < donbueno> first its "fierce invalids from hot climates" then im gonna ship you "another roadside attraction" < donbueno> lol acrylicist "my homebrew fucked my ass up" < acrylicist> donbueno: you see the video of it bubblin? < donbueno> im drinking from the botel < donbueno> yeah wtf was that < donbueno> we had a long discussion on how that was or isnt possible < donbueno> we knew u werent fucking hoaxing < donbueno> but seriously that shit aint suppose to happen < donbueno> the foam or head is where that shit takes place!

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< donbueno> dude i never had a bubbling beer and i worked as brewmeister for 3 years < donbueno> look you know me Ill take when im wrong but seriously I have never seen that shit < donbueno> yeah i understand that < donbueno> but HOW MANY TIMES U SEEN A BEER BUBBLE? < donbueno> lol sorry to yell < donbueno> im drunk again < donbueno> hahahahhhaha < donbueno> yeah i was thinking the same thing < donbueno> "wtf is he putting that stapler there just to like show off his wall? < donbueno> acrylicist seriously beers dont bubble < donbueno> they CAN < donbueno> but its foreign to me < donbueno> thats all I can say... I was a brewmeister apprentice dont get me wrong im not trying to claim all knowing power i was a assistant < donbueno> coming from the bottom? < donbueno> all brews got bubbles < donbueno> but not like what I saw in ur video < donbueno> dude maredsous < donbueno> maredsou < donbueno> god damnit < donbueno> ohh dear god < donbueno> i just proved myself wrong < donbueno> hah < donbueno> i love sauce < donbueno> and thats sauce < donbueno> http://www.maredsous-usa.com/ < donbueno> the front pic has bubbles in the beer LOL * donbueno cant stop laughing < donbueno> hahah the music is awesome < donbueno> !hahahahaa < donbueno> make me happy! < donbueno> hey what ever happened with the call in? < donbueno> lol i bough shipmode.com last nite < donbueno> heh < donbueno> dude acrylicist this music on this video is awesome < donbueno> null its gonna be a poker blog/place to link too lol < donbueno> reboot your computer < donbueno> really though elijah it will be near the bottom prolly < donbueno> ohh god i forgot i snorted almost a half gram of molly last nite < donbueno> thats why im not so hungover < donbueno> molly is the nectar of the gods! < donbueno> I just found a bottle of jameson < donbueno> WOOT! < donbueno> dude null i chill in a huge flat < donbueno> with like tons of ppl passed out < donbueno> i jsut woke up cause the sun was in my face < donbueno> literally i wish i could show u guys this < donbueno> im in a sea of ppl < donbueno> NO1 is awake! < donbueno> ohh shit i do! < donbueno> hah i forgot i got the zombie shit up! < donbueno> wow some1 more nub than me < donbueno> heh < donbueno> this fat bitch is still asleep in side room < donbueno> i need to get outta here b4 she wakes up lol

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< donbueno> i hate that moment < donbueno> "yeah we fucked last nite but uhh I dont care bout you or want to know you" < donbueno> ever < donbueno> twoguy! < twoguy> hayo donbueno < donbueno> im wokeup adn got drnk < acrylicist> donbueno: you better get out of there before certain individual wakes up < donbueno> yar but im stuck < donbueno> its cool though < acrylicist> donbueno: gnaw off your legs to escape! < donbueno> i ve fucekd here a couple time < donbueno> heh < donbueno> yeah its been a long time < donbueno> kinda sloppy < donbueno> naw man the fun part is just bout to begin < donbueno> acrylicist god damnit < acrylicist> donbueno: ?E < donbueno> idk i just thought i would say that < donbueno> acrylicist prolly doesnt give a rats ass what biden says < donbueno> its in the numbers man < donbueno> mm262a1 what I mean by that is anyone can say anything but the facts are facts < donbueno> well All I can say to that is look agian < donbueno> yeah all that TARP shit just proped up more shit < donbueno> so that when it falls < donbueno> and it will < donbueno> it has too < donbueno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI_SWYjDTtY < donbueno> heh < donbueno> I wasnt using my radio voice < donbueno> yeah dude that shit rolls harD! < donbueno> I have a zombie car magnet that references obama < donbueno> i was afraid some black dude would take it wrong and shoot me < donbueno> my response "OBAMA WILL NOT TRY TO EAT YOU" < donbueno> fawkes was talking botu a call in last nite < donbueno> i honestly wish i was there < donbueno> yar me too < donbueno> so u watched that acrylicist? < donbueno> wtf it still says 0 views < donbueno> yar twoguy < donbueno> yeah soco sucks < donbueno> too sweet < donbueno> so get this < donbueno> i got a call two nights ago from a buddy in denver colorado < donbueno> he was at the widespread panic show < donbueno> during the set break they started putting up pictures on the big screen that ppl had uploaded to the widespread panic fan site < donbueno> I took a picture in 2003 with bout 50 ppl < donbueno> all of our crew < donbueno> like a family of hippie ass widespread panic traveleres this picture was considered the only time all of us were together at one moment < donbueno> it was put up on the screen at the show last nite < donbueno> i got a call "HOLY SHIT WEISSERT! THAT PIC YOU TOOK IS AT THE PANIC SHOW" < donbueno> i had like 30 friends there and got bout 20 messages and calls

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< donbueno> i feel like I have accomplished something < donbueno> my family pic was infront of 30k ppl at a widespread show < donbueno> hold on I will link it < donbueno> fuck its not onhere < donbueno> GTFO MOOZILLA < donbueno> heh < donbueno> acrylicist http://www.widespreadpanic.com/fan_view_all_photos_large.php?thumbnail=4822&cur_thumb_page=5 < donbueno> im the second dude from the left standing up < donbueno> thats my family * donbueno tears up < donbueno> thats at pace bend park in hill country of austin t < donbueno> tx < donbueno> i once lost my shoes at a show down the street < donbueno> yeah i can never tell the story on irc < donbueno> you have to be in person < donbueno> its too epic for text < donbueno> SS or it didnt happen < donbueno> acrylicist one night at that campground (we camped there every year for like 8 years) i counted 43 tents < donbueno> thats righ up against a huge lake in austin < donbueno> lol during that three day run we found a huge box of fortune cookies in the parking lot and took them < donbueno> we were all tripping face eating fortune cookies laughing our asses off < donbueno> also that weekend my buddy rado fell down a mountain < donbueno> lol and got pissed on by a wookie < donbueno> another story too epic for text < donbueno> wow allot of good ppl in that pic * donbueno is very proud this got put up on the big screen at the nye panic show < donbueno> the third chick from the left is brittany she let me fuck her a bunch good times < donbueno> AHHH SHIT JOEY LOWE! * donbueno is drunk again < donbueno> acrylicist you evere head out to concerts? < donbueno> hahahah < acrylicist> donbueno: Not a big fan of concerts. :/ < donbueno> dude spike it up < donbueno> acrylicist you should goto a couple festivals in lawrence they have wakarusa every year its a good human experience to have < donbueno> if you buy my ticket i will consider going to kansas again < donbueno> CONSIDER! < donbueno> lol < donbueno> hahaha < donbueno> fine then considered < donbueno> god damint twoguy put some shit in that hari < donbueno> hair < donbueno> hear me out < donbueno> omg this motherfucker moozilla is pissing me off < donbueno> moozilla GTFO < acrylicist> donbueno: kind of like this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditory_Processing_Disorder < donbueno> he two guy just spike one part in front and then one in back < donbueno> acrylicist it gets overwhelming? < acrylicist> donbueno: no, in noisy environments like crowds, I just can’t understand what anyone is saying < donbueno> do u hear the band though?

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< donbueno> lol dont take this wrong but that is like every concert i have ever been too < donbueno> whatever motherfucker im taking you to wakarusa IM BUYING THE TICKETS! and im going to lawrence and im gonna bury the hatchet with that bitch thats been haunting me for soo many years < donbueno> come this summer were camping out at wakarusa < donbueno> ill give you just the right amount of lsd to make sure that even if you heard the ppl next to you it doesnt matter cause the guy on stage with the guitar is sending you programs to execute < donbueno> wow thats awesome < donbueno> "programs to execute" < donbueno> dude im drunk but im serious < donbueno> its only like 130 bucks for ticks < donbueno> hopefully by now u have googled wakarusa < donbueno> ohhh shit wait < donbueno> BURNING MAN! < donbueno> fawkes is gonna build my bike˜! < donbueno> asshole! its in fucking lawrence kansas! < donbueno> lol i called you an asshole! < donbueno> hahaahhaaha < donbueno> twoguy < donbueno> ur coming with me < donbueno> put away 1 dollar a day < donbueno> FUCK THAT < donbueno> were not paying for burning man and they arent 500 bucks < acrylicist> donbueno: "New Location" http://www.wakarusa.com/ < donbueno> OMG WTF BBQ < donbueno> wow that sucks < donbueno> twoguy < donbueno> look man you have to plan ahead for the future < donbueno> this shit is so epic you just dont decide one day "OHH IM GOING TO BURNING MAN" < donbueno> the effort it takes to get there is half the fun < donbueno> shit man < donbueno> dont get me wrong im not trying to dog on you just accept the fact that donbueno is awesome and will lead you too good times that not only are fulfilling on a spiritual level but also a ultra superficial amazingly shallwo but fuck we love this level < donbueno> i guess what im trying to say is "come play with me" < donbueno> wow < donbueno> yeah that could be taken wrong < donbueno> but seriously this it the first time u say anything russe11 < donbueno> you just been sitting here reading all this shit? < russe11> donbueno: It was an awkward time to jump in I admit. < donbueno> were taking a hot air ballon < donbueno> okay hear me out < donbueno> "come play with me" TO ME is like saying "lets make an experience" < donbueno> MOOZILLA GTFO < donbueno> some1 needs to kick ban that motherfucker < donbueno> ORLY < donbueno> NOW UR MOOZLILLA OKAY < donbueno> ohh shit thats right < donbueno> hahaa < russe11> go play with donbueno instead < donbueno> seriously though fawkes take ur shit outta here < acrylicist> :˜/irclogs/freenode$ grep donbueno < donbueno> dude "come play with me" is innocent and really awesome

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< donbueno> yar < donbueno> acrylicist wtf are saying? < russe11> I think you’ve written 12,225 lines donbueno < acrylicist> donbueno: let me count the words and see if you’ve written a novel < donbueno> twoguy high school heh that wouldnt work < donbueno> not yet elijah < donbueno> heh twoguy < Elijah> donbueno: thanks < donbueno> high school is eat or be eaten < donbueno> def a novel < donbueno> could you imagine reading a book that was just my rantings in here < donbueno> literally it would be the same as the bible < russe11> donbueno: Meaningless and indecipherable? < donbueno> russe11 u see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI_SWYjDTtY < donbueno> russe11 yeah and also ppl would kill each other over what i said < donbueno> here is hd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI_SWYjDTtY < donbueno> wow i still cant believe i carry around a hd camera in my pocket that cost me 100 bucks < donbueno> im a nub

1 January 2009