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Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.! Question:What is the fullform of maths. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! Teacher: How old is your father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born. Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. Teacher:"What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight.