Spat Magazine . Ed.,0. ................................... ,, Pg.1. ............. Janey and Johnney Walk there Dogs in The Park.. Janey Says to Johnney . Does your Dog have Protection . Johnney Says . Yes She has Doctor Prescribed Ogre Protection. ................ Sam Was Driving in The U.S.A. Thinking about All the Things He did when in Europe With the Armed Forces.. and Hit his Cell Phone to Call His Wife . asking her if She Wanted penut butter or Nutello From the Store.. .................. Pg.2. ........... Mrs. Abner Was in the Ionia Train Station and Thought of Elvis's Song . Hound Dog.. and Said. Heumph. I Wish i would of Brought My Poodle . Schnapps.. With Me.. He Would Love a Train Ride Through Michigan .. ................ Comercial .. >>>>>>>>>>>>> In the 70.s there were many super toys like slime and wacky packs and sillypuddy and rubics cube.. For More Toys You Might have to . Fuel the Fire . A Prescious Toy is like an american Christmas tree ornament . Many Like .. Atari and Barbie and Wendy's ..are too prescious Too take down.. Smile and Contribute to the Future of Society with the Unqb.vq . United Nations Qasxle Bamboo . Valley Qasserns . Buisiness and Comadering . .................... Pg. 3. ............. Scott and John Were Lifting Weights and John Went upstairs to get a piece of Toast with Jelley on it.. and Scott.. Said .. Hmm.. May I have something to eat too. John answered Yes.. But How Will you Repay Me. Scott answered . I will Let you Keep 3 of My Best Vinyl Lp's.. Scorpions, Ironmaiden, and .Journey .. ..................................... Terry Was Walking over to a friends house accross town and decided to stop for a beer and Pretzel at the Snack Bar. Imbiss.. The Imbiss Manager said 1 Dollar and 50 Cents Please. and Terry Said Hmm. Do you Take Euro . Yes said the Imbiss Manager . so terry paid him . 90Cents in Eu...Money.. .......................