Simple Gerhard 2

2 Featuring the second 100 strips from Simple Gerhard On the Internet! Extra material includes: * Even more cluttered deluxe cover page! * One-page two-column index listing! * Commentary by Mike J the simple comic artist! * Even more exclusive bonus strip! * Lots of white space! * And not a lot more!!

"Spandex and a tube top it is."

The material contained herein is strictly unrated. Due to the graphic nature of this comic strip, reader discretion is adviced.

Simple Gerhard in a PDF 2 by Mike J. and D.D. Holmes

2 #101 Simple Gerhard and his Bird Tree. #102 Simple Gerhard gets dumped. #103 Simple videogame #104 Simple Gerhard becomes a hitman. #105 The Devil runs out of t.p. #106 Simple Gerhard is single #107 Simple absurdity #108 Simple Gerhard in 4d #109 Surreal Gerhardine mimes the Spanish inquisition? #110 Simple Gerhard rents a DVD. #111 Simple offspring. #112 Simple Gerhard eats out. #113 Simple Gerhard drinks too much. #114 Simple Gerhard meets a Smurf! #115 Simple Gerhard in "God sets it straight" #116 Simple Gerhard has a dream within a dream. #117 Simple Gerhard listens to music. #118 Simple Gerhard sells his cat. #119 Simple fishing trip. #120 Simple Gerhard is confused. #121 Simple Guest strip by Susie, age 5. #122 Simple Easter Special #123 Simple Gerhard joins the Illuminati. #124 Simple Gerhard buys a gun. #125 Simple Gerhard reads Variety. #126 Simple Gerhard gets a call from his mother. #127 Simple Gerhard installs Linux. #128 Simple Gerhard eats honey. #129 Simple Gerhard sleeps. #130 Simple Buffalo Theory. #131 Simple Gerhard lends out a DVD. #132 Simple Guy. #133 Simple Toyline - Get YOUR OWN Gerhard TODAY! #134 Simple Mary Worth. #135 Simple Gerhard in: . . . . #136 Simple Ventriloquism. #137 Simple provocation. #138 Simple Park. #139 Simple Gerhard has an Arab friend. #140 Simple 4th of July. #141 Harry's simple afternoon. #142 Simple Gerhard finds Jesus. #143 Stick of interest. #144 Simple Gerhard crossdresses. #145 Simple MySpace!!11!!!1!lol #146 Simple dairy farming. #147 Simple DRM #148 Simple chain letter. #149 Simple audience. #150 Simple 150 celebration. #151 Simple panel borders, take #2.

#152 Simple Gerhard meets a Wizard! #153 Simple Assistance. #154 Simple Gerhard stands in line at the box office. #155 Simple Girlfriend reads a book. #156 Simple Gerhard in: IKEA accident. #157 Simple Gerhard gets a new apartment. #158 Simple conciliation. #159 Simple Gerhard races a turtle...again. #160 Simple replacement strip - Harry recites poetry. #161 Simple flashback. #162 Simple Gerhard gets a new phone. #163 Simple Author. #164 Simple retribution. #165 Simple Gerhard buys a DVD. #166 Simple Tuesday. #167 Simple Gerhard explains sudoku. #168 Simple Gerhard moves. #169 Simple Gerhard on comicdish dot com #170 Simple update. #171 Simple Golem. #172 Simple Gerhard drinks and drives. #173 Simple Gerhard meets a Rock Star! #174 Simple Gerhard says a funny. #175 Simple Gerhard #174, take two. #176 LOLsticks #177 Simple Gerhard watches a DVD. #178 Simple Insomnia #179 Simple Sorrow #180 Simple Santa #181 Simple Christmas #182 Special Greetings from Mike J the Simple Artist! #183 Simple sloth. -ery. -ness. #184 Sticks in the hall. #185 Let the simple one slip in #186 Another funny fails. #187 Simple Gerhard and the dragon. #188 Surreal Gerhardine explains the meaning of life. #189 Simple Gerhard und die Deutsche. #190 Simple Mike J. has a date. #191 Random acts of conversation, by simple guest artist Susie, age 6. #192 Simple Gerhard crosses the street. #193 Simple Donkey Show #194 Simple Gerhard's got a brand new bag! #195 Simple trippin' #196 Dirty old Mr Karrot and young little Miss Tomado. #197 Another simple guest strip. #198 pt.1 Simple bankruptcy #198 pt.2 Simply simple #198 pt.3 Simple cancellation #199 Simple rerun #200 Simple 200 strip celebration!

#101 Simple Gerhard and his Bird Tree.

Perhaps he should have planted a Tree Sparrow instead.

#102 Simple Gerhard gets dumped.

Sometimes, you're just better off..

#103 Simple videogame

Tip of the day: don't eat fly agaric. End of lesson.

#104 Simple Gerhard becomes a hitman.

Bruised Arm of One Hero

#105 The Devil runs out of t.p.

Always check before you go. Before..

#106 Simple Gerhard is single

Single can be good...single malt..mmmm...

#107 Simple absurdity

I know damn well where the bananas are. Damn well!

#108 Simple Gerhard in 4d

Just don't get your hopes up for Gerhard in 3D...

#109 Surreal Gerhardine mimes the Spanish inquisition?

Eight years later.

#110 Simple Gerhard rents a DVD.

Pain and suffering to all DVD abusers. Pain and suffering, I demand!

#111 Simple offspring.

Who would've guessed..

#112 Simple Gerhard eats out.

I guess 'Swift Dining' didn't allude to the prompt service of the establishment..

#113 Simple Gerhard drinks too much.

Gin is like mother's milk to him. As is scotch. And beer. And brandy.

#114 Simple Gerhard meets a Smurf!

Do they turn into gold, or do they go in soup?

#115 Simple Gerhard in "God sets it straight"

That's generally the problem with that lot...

#116 Simple Gerhard has a dream within a dream.

Fortunately, this retcon doesn't nullify the last season...

#117 Simple Gerhard listens to music.

This is what we call an ironic twist...

#118 Simple Gerhard sells his cat.

It's probably a bit of both, until proven otherwise...

#119 Simple fishing trip.

Unlike his brother, Sensible Gerhard has a more sensible inclination.

#120 Simple Gerhard is confused.

That can be quite hard to tell, sometimes..

#121 Simple Guest strip by Susie, age 5.

And to think that Susie could grow up to become president..

#122 Simple Easter Special

Notice how the easter eggs are painted red? Yeah, that's right, I know stuff...

#123 Simple Gerhard joins the Illuminati.

It most certainly definitely does under no circumstances exist. Verily.

#124 Simple Gerhard buys a gun.

I'm still waiting for the bazooka I ordered last week...damn waiting period!

#125 Simple Gerhard reads Variety.

I have to agree with him, it was a rather fuck-fuckery thing of the CW to do..

#126 Simple Gerhard gets a call from his mother.

A good mother would have called him BEFORE The Tonight Show..

#127 Simple Gerhard installs Linux.

I love the smell of silicon in the evening..

#128 Simple Gerhard eats honey.

My sincerest apologies to Mr. Milne. It IS a tribute, you know..just not a very good one...

#129 Simple Gerhard sleeps.

I will not steal good jokes and turn them into bad ones.

#130 Simple Buffalo Theory.

QED... (pun intended)

#131 Simple Gerhard lends out a DVD.

You know you have good taste in movies, when you never get them back...

#132 Simple Guy.

This is just like that time when my fat idiot friend came over..

#133 Simple Toyline - Get YOUR OWN Gerhard TODAY!

Also, our lawyers would like to inform you, that we can not be held liable for any injuries caused by the Gerhard Pocket Magnetic Death Devices. FYI.

#134 Simple Mary Worth.

It was always you, Gerhard.

#135 Simple Gerhard in: . . . .

So this guy walks in to a talent agent's office and says 'Have I got an act for you!'

#136 Simple Ventriloquism.

Who's the dummy now, dummy?

#137 Simple provocation.

That interweb thingie sure does strange and unusual things to my appetite at times...like that one time, I was eating poo from a cup, and then I watch this clip that totally ruined lunch that day. Did get a good wank though, so the day wasn't a complete waste.

#138 Simple Park.

Catatafish's riddle will soon be told.

#139 Simple Gerhard has an Arab friend.

We should just declare war on those people and get it overwith. Oh, right...

#140 Simple 4th of July.

Are YOU paying attention?

#141 Harry's simple afternoon.

He really doesn't do much. Not even for a fish.

#142 Simple Gerhard finds Jesus.

Some people just look too hard..

#143 Stick of interest.

#144 Simple Gerhard crossdresses.

Year Zero approaching?

How about Shirley? Meanwhile, in 1984..

#145 Simple MySpace!!11!!!1!lol

He's just not a very friendly chap that Gerhard bloke.

#146 Simple dairy farming.

Justified and ancient?

#147 Simple DRM

Have Trust in the DRM.

#148 Simple chain letter.

You can also get reilly reach and faymus, like, if you do..

#149 Simple audience.

Wocka, wocka, wocka!

#150 Simple 150 celebration.

This is getting silly..

#151 Simple panel borders, take #2.

Let's se if it sticks this time around..

#152 Simple Gerhard meets a Wizard!

If sorcerers get ALL the girls...that would explain a thing or two..damn you, sorcerers! Damn you, I say!

#153 Simple Assistance.

Fortunately, I didn't use Windows during that dark period. This would include presently, by the way..

#154 Simple Gerhard stands in line at the box office.

I HAVE seen her, actually. I'm not so sure about those bananas anymore, though.

#155 Simple Girlfriend reads a book.

If you need me, me and Gerhard will be hanging out with the dream king.

#156 Simple Gerhard in: IKEA accident.

Item number #271828: Gillis, the pile of timber.

#157 Simple Gerhard gets a new apartment.

What, me zionist?

#158 Simple conciliation.

Not that the last strip was deliberately concealing an agenda of any kind. Noooo. Absolutely not.

#159 Simple Gerhard races a turtle...again.

Introducing Pablo, the Teenage Mutant Hitman Turtle.

#160 Simple replacement strip - Harry recites poetry.

Quote the dead fish, once more. With feeling.

#161 Simple flashback.

Like he's all that and then some..tsk, tsk...

#162 Simple Gerhard gets a new phone.

Somewhere along the line, the phone function seems to have gotten lost in the sub-menus..

#163 Simple Author.

Also, Gerhard wets his bed!! For truth!!!

#164 Simple retribution.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Cold like a blizzard! Pwnd!

#165 Simple Gerhard buys a DVD.

Now all he has to do is sit through 15 minutes of piracy infomercials..

#166 Simple Tuesday.

I guess so.

#167 Simple Gerhard explains sudoku.

Maybe he's more of a crossword person..

#168 Simple Gerhard moves.

Simple Gerhard - now available elsewhere!!!

#169 Simple Gerhard on comicdish dot com

Not that they'd make any money on Gerhard anyway...

#170 Simple update.

Also, the Gilmore Girls mega-super DVD-box will be released soon.

#171 Simple Golem.

Yeah, since that's only a month away...or is Gerhard still a Canadian?

#172 Simple Gerhard drinks and drives.

Thank heaven for blackouts, otherwise he might have to feel guilty about shit he won't remember tomorrow!

#173 Simple Gerhard meets a Rock Star!

The beautiful people? Better keep trying...

#174 Simple Gerhard says a funny.

A platypus with a wig again?

#176 LOLsticks

#175 Simple Gerhard #174, take two.

No soap. Radio. ideotsness reech new lowe! They ARE funny though, I must shamefully admit.

#177 Simple Gerhard watches a DVD.

Extras: Subtitles. Slander. Chapter selection. Libelous implications.

#178 Simple Insomnia

You want to do WHAT with your mother?!

#179 Simple Sorrow

One shan't cry over spilt milk. But this was wine! I for one can sympathise.

#180 Simple Santa

Santa knows no mercy. Don't give the bastard the first move.

#181 Simple Christmas

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Pleasant Yule! Happy Kwanzaa! Etcetera...whatever... I'll be getting drunk now. Anyhoo...

#182 Special Greetings from Mike J the Simple Artist!

And a happy new year?

#183 Simple sloth. -ery. -ness.

The only problem really, is Bob 'cockeye' Saget undercutting me.

#184 Sticks in the hall.

It's a girl drink. Tastes like candy!

#185 Let the simple one slip in

.-- . .. .-. -.. ---

#186 Another funny fails.

I've got nothing...

#187 Simple Gerhard and the dragon.

And to think, just two weeks earlier, even his garage was invisible. And floating. And incorporeal.

#188 Surreal Gerhardine explains the meaning of life.

I was just to lazy to draw a real strip. So sue me.

#189 Simple Gerhard und die Deutsche.

Don't mention the war...

#190 Simple Mike J. has a date.

Dem call em Mr. Bommbastick, dem say him fantastick...

#191 Random acts of conversation,

Oy with the poodles already!

by simple guest artist Susie, age 6.

#192 Simple Gerhard crosses the street.

That just leaves the chicken, who did it out of confusion. In a completely unrelated event.

#193 Simple Donkey Show

Let's tap that ass!

#194 Simple Gerhard's got a brand new bag!

Dig this crazy scene, indeed.

#195 Simple trippin'

A lot of things tend to get a bit surreal under certain type influences. Miss Explorer, more so.

#196 Dirty old Mr Karrot and young little Miss Tomado.

Things are going downhill over here. Fast. Like superduperfast.

#197 Another simple guest strip.

You may have been cheated on monkeys, but at least you got Harry.

#198 pt.1

It's the times...

Simple bankruptcy

#198 pt.2

Simply simple

It's just not a very fun time...seriously! Everyone gets laid off, but I still have this for shit job I have to go to!

#198 pt.3

Simple cancellation

Does anyone have any need for a charmingly obese, slightly provocative, overly selfindulgent writer? No? Well fuck you then.

#199 Simple rerun

g'bye

#200 Simple 200 strip celebration!

No Gerhard, no party.

Simple bonus strip!

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Sensible says "Hi!", by the way.

/ Mike J, D.D. Holmes and the Gerhards.