Rescued By Akatsuki

Rescued by Akatsuki Naruto x all other males Naruto x Hinata Prelude: He laid there on the ground, red chakra swirling around him, healing his wounds. He failed to get Sasuke, his rival and friend. He could still feel the pain from the chidori Sasuke shoved through his chest; it would hurt for along time despite Kyuubi's healing ability. He figured Kakashi would have come for him by now but it had been hours since he was lying here in the crater. "He left me for dead didn't he?" Naruto asked "I'm afraid so Kit. I felt his chakra earlier but he turned around and left" Kyuubi replied, a look of sorrow on her face. Naruto shifted despite the pain to sit up right, looking down to his chest he could see his orange jacket had been reduced to shreds. With a sigh he tore away what remained, threw it away, and slowly got to his feet. "Kit, perhaps this is for the best. Sure you lost Sasuke and your sensei left you but now there's no one to hold us back" Kyuubi voiced as the last of Naruto's wounds healed. He smiled slightly and climbed out of the crater, when he reached the top he fell to his knees. It seemed it would take a lot longer for his body to recover then he thought. Breathing harder each second he failed to notice the shinobi standing behind him. Red eyes with three commas starring at him as he struggled to breathe, the black cloak fluttering with the wind that blew passed them. His eyes narrowed at the Kyuubi vessel in front of him wondering what could have happened here. "Naruto-kun" he spoke getting the blondes attention. But when said blonde turned to him he was shocked at what he saw. Naruto's eyes that were once bright and shining with passion were now dull and dead looking. "Itachi-san" Naruto replied, his voice wavering. "What happened here?" Itachi voiced kneeling down beside him, his Sharingan spinning. "Your brother tired to kill me" that single sentence chilled Itachi to the bone. "So sleepy" Naruto added before collapsing right into Itachi's arms. With a sad look in his eyes, Itachi hugged the blonde to him and picked him up. "I'm sorry Naruto-kun" Leaping into the trees Itachi made his way towards his team mates, Naruto slung over his shoulder passed out. For the first time in his life Itachi truly felt sorrow for someone, he also felt angry at his foolish brother for trying to take HIS kitsune away from him. He would make sure the next time he met up with Sasuke; he'd make him feel the worst pain he's ever felt in his entire life. Coming to a clearing he found his new partner, Deidara. Kisame had met an end some time ago,

killed by the leader for being a traitor. Itachi didn't shed a tear for his partner, he was such a fool for selling Akatsuki secrets to the Sound Village. "Oh Itachi-san, you found Naruto-kun?" Deidara yelled running to the red eyed shinobi. Itachi went silent and handed Naruto to him as he walked by. Oh my Naruto-kun, you've been injured!" Deidara cried hugging the blonde close to him. "Who would hurt Naruto-kun like this?" he asked looking to his team mate. "Sasuke" Itachi replied. "Oh I'm gonna show him how art can be a blast!" Deidara shouted to the heavens. "Enough let us leave so we may get Naruto to a safe location" Itachi spoke leaping back into the trees. Deidara created a bird out of clay and chakra and took off with Naruto in his arms. Leaf Village... "What do you mean Naruto's dead?!" Tsunade yelled at Kakashi who was cowering in fear before her. "It’s just as I said, Sasuke killed him and then took the body" Kakashi spoke knowing that he was lying through his teeth. Sakura was fuming that Naruto didn't bring Sasuke back, she didn't seem to care that Naruto was dead. The only other person in the room was Hinata Hyuga who was currently in tears. "Naruto-kun is dead? He can't be!" she cried, hugging Tsunade for support. Kakashi faked that he was upset while Sakura just scuffed. "I knew he wasn't going to bring Sasuke back, why did I ever put my faith in him I'll never know" In a flash Hinata had bitch slapped her into the wall with unusual strength. Kakashi looked shocked as Hinata marched right up to his student and gripped her by the neck. "You ungrateful little bitch! How dare you say that about Naruto-kun!" Hinata screamed in her face as she prepared to beat the living shit out of her. "I wonder just what the hell he saw in you but I would never say such things about him! I wish he would look at me the way he looks at you! You don't deserve Sasuke's love and you sure as hell don't deserve Naruto-kuns!" Hinata threw her to the ground and ran out of the room, tears falling for each step she took. She flew through the village at break neck speed, making her way to the village gates. The guards turned to stop her but stopped seeing the look of rage and sorrow in her eyes. They figured she just needed a place to relax outside the village, like the hot springs and let her go on her way. Pushing chakra into her feet she leapt through the trees, heading towards the outskirts of Fire Country. With Itachi... He moved in complete silence through the trees, the only sound was the flapping of Deidara's clay bird as they made their way south towards the Fire Country boarder. Naruto though still asleep was clinging to Deidara's cloak like a life line while the blonde criminal held him with a smile on his face. "Itachi-sama, what will become of Naruto-kun?" he asked slowing to a stop. Itachi turned to the

blonde ninja with a smirk on his face. "Our plan was to remove the nine tailed fox from him, but with this turn of events it would be much easier to make him a member rather then steal his power" Itachi voiced, knowing what was about to come. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NARUTO-KUN WILL BE A MEMBER!" Deidara screamed hugging the blonde vessel tighter. Just as Itachi was about to berate his partner he stopped, he could feel it. A chakra source was heading this way but it didn't feel threatening, it was tainted with anger, and sorrow. Motioning for Deidara to guard Naruto he made his way towards the source of chakra. With Hinata... Pressing her back against the large oak tree she slid down to the ground, crying her eyes out for her lost love. She couldn't accept that he was dead and out of her life. "What good is my life without Naruto-kun?" she asked out loud. Pulling out a kunai she raised it to her neck ready to end it all when suddenly, another kunai flew by. It knocked Hinata's kunai out of her hand. "Do not spill your blood because of false information Hyuga. Naruto is alive" a voice said from her side. She turned and froze solid for standing just a few feet away was Itachi, S-class missing ninja of leaf village. "Naruto-kun's alive? Where! Please take me to him" she begged to the red eyed shinobi. "I will only take you to him if you agree to become a medical ninja of our team. Naruto is suffering from injuries he received from Sasuke" Itachi spoke. "I'll do anything to be with Naruto-kun! I hate my village for what they've done to him all his life. I'd gladly become a missing ninja to be with him!" Hinata shouted back, determination in her eyes. This made Itachi smirk from behind his cloak and motioned Hinata to follow him. They came to the clearing to find Deidara stroking Naruto's hair with a smile on his face. "Stop that now, he is not your play thing" Itachi voiced seeing his blonde criminal with his kitsune. "Naruto-kun!" Hinata screamed rushing to the blondes side, she looked him over while the other blonde glared at her. "What's this Hyuga doing here Itachi-san?" Deidara asked. "She will be joining us Deidara-san, she is now a missing ninja of Leaf Village" Itachi smirked. Looking down at the Hyuga that now had Naruto in her arms he smiled. "Things are going to get very unusual around here" Chapter One: Newest Member Chaos The four arrived at Akatsuki’s hidden base deep within the mountains of the Fire Country. While traveling to said base Hinata had learned from Deidara that their group had broken up and now they were looking for new members to join for their cause. What was their cause? To destroy all Hidden Villages under infinite war. Currently they had Cloud Village and Mist Village, they were about to take Grass but had complications . After putting Naruto into his room Hinata was shown the scroll room where she would spend the next several hours studying medical jutsu and chakra control. While Naruto recovered, Itachi and Deidara spent their time in the lounge where they ate boxes of pocky and watched and played Virtual Fighter 5.

"I finally finished studying the scrolls now I'm ready to... Are you eating pocky?" Hinata asked watching Itachi freeze with a box of pocky in his hand. "Pocky is good, it’s like crack for ninjas" he replied before digging in which made Deidara giggle. "Itachi loves his pocky, it’s his one weakness" Deidara smiled. "At least mine isn't taking pictures of YAOI couples when they aren't looking" Itachi shot back making Deidara blush. "Deidara, you’re a YAOI fan?" Hinata asked seeing Deidara blush. "OH MY GOD SO AM I!" Hinata cheered jumping up and down with happiness. "You wanna swap pictures Deidara-san?" Hinata asked pulling out a folder that was about to burst from all the photos.. "DO I!" Deidara laughed grabbing Hinata's hand and rushing to his room where they spent the next five hours giggling and swapping photos of all the favorite Yaoi couples from various animes. "I had to choose the Hyuga with a Yaoi collection didn't I?" Itachi asked looking to the ceiling. So depressed he ripped open another box of pocky and ate away his sadness. Several Hours Later... Naruto awoke to find himself in a dimly lit room. Even with the low lighting he could see that the room had everything a person would want. Plasma Screen TV, PS2, Nintendo Wii, bathroom, everything except a machine that held boxes of Pocky. "Oh wait they do have a machine with Pocky" Naruto said to himself as he spotted said machine. Getting off the bed he noticed he was no longer clad in his ripped clothing. Now he was wearing black pants and a white t-shirt that hugged his every curve. Making his way to the door he froze at what he saw. Itachi sat on the lounge floor, hundreds of boxes of many different flavors of Pocky were around him. From another room he could hear who sounded like Hinata giggling with another person. Slowly making his way to Itachi he sat down next to the red eyed shinobi and reached for a box. "Why are you eating so much pocky?" he asked, "Because Deidara and Hinata are Yaoi fans and have been giggling over pictures for the past ten hours" Itachi replied. "WHAT! YOU'VE BEEN EATING POCKY FOR THE PAST TEN HOURS!" Itachi starred blankly into his eyes before passing out from a sugar in balance. Naruto just sighed and made his way to where Hinata was, opening the door he froze and covered his mouth with his hand. Hinata and Deidara were sitting side by side watching a home made video of what appeared to be Gaara and Neji getting it on at the training grounds. "Oh hi Naruto-kun" Hinata waved just as Naruto passed out from a huge nose bleed. "Wimp" Deidara said to the fainted blonde. The Next Day... Naruto woke up starring into the faces of Deidara, Itachi, and Hinata who looked worried. "Welcome back Naruto-kun, you worried us for awhile because you lost so much blood" Deidara smiled helping the blonde to his feet. "I had the weirdest dream about Gaara and Neji having sex at the training grounds, isn't that dumb?" Naruto laughed rubbing the back of his head. "Um Naruto, Gaara and Neji did have sex at the training grounds" Hinata replied and for the second time that weak Naruto fainted from blood loss.

Later after cleaning up all the blood and the several hundred boxes of pocky all over the base, Naruto and Hinata found themselves in a training room trying to master the art of scroll sealing. "This is too hard!" Naruto huffed after having tried three hundred times to seal away a simple sword into a scroll. "I always wondered why Tenten was miffed about unsealing her weapons and now I know why" Hinata added having just as much trouble as her love. "If you think sealing weapons is too hard perhaps you should try sealing something else" Deidara voiced from another room. "I know!" Hinata cheered pulling out a picture of Sakura and Ino making out, "I'll seal this!" Naruto felt a nosebleed coming on but pinched his nose to stop it, Hinata placed the picture onto a scroll and made several hand signs. Seconds later a white light came from the writing of the scroll and the picture vanished. "Yeah I did it!" Naruto smiled seeing Hinata so happy for accomplishing her goal. Naruto liked seeing her happy and wished he could do something so she'd always be happy, he'd have to talk with Itachi about some ideas later. He copied how Hinata did her sealing and soon the two were easily sealing everything in the room into scrolls. Finishing they went into the other room where they found Deidara watching Girls Gone Wild College edition on TV. Naruto almost passed out again and Hinata joined Deidara on the sofa to watch. "Um Deidara do you know where Itachi is?" Naruto asked trying not to look at the 62 inch screen. "Yeah he's getting ready for a mission down the hall, if you hurry you can catch him" Deidara replied not taking his eyes of the screen. Rushing away from the two perverts Naruto found Itachi with a rather large sealing scroll on his back. "Naruto-kun, would you come with me? I might have trouble with this mission." Itachi asked and walked away not waiting for an answer. "So what's the mission?" Naruto asked running to catch up, "We must go to Mist village for supplies" Itachi replied. "You ate all the pocky didn't you?" Naruto voiced making Itachi freeze in place, "yes" was his reply. "God Itachi you are hopeless, I wonder how you killed off your entire clan sometimes" Naruto spoke sadly. The two left the base leaving Deidara and Hinata alone, that would turn out to be a HUGE mistake later on. Chapter Two: Perverted Times and Random Events Only an hour after Naruto left with Itachi we find Deidara and Hinata gotten on the internet searching for perverted Yaoi anime. "Here's one of Yoh and Ren from Shaman King!" Hinata cheered saving it to disk. "Here's one of Tyson and Kai from Beyblade!" Deidara giggled with happiness. Several more minutes of searching Hinata froze, "oh my" she gasped. The picture was an animation of Naruto and Itachi holding each other in a lovers embrace with Hinata and Deidara in the background with stars in their eyes. Well you can guess what happened next right? Hinata passed out from a huge nosebleed which caught Deidara's attention. "Hinata-chan what's wrong? What did you se..." he voiced but then looked at the screen and then passed out right on top of Hinata. Well let's just say their current position was awkward, since Deidara's head was current between her legs he better hope he wakes up soon before Naruto and Itachi return to make fun of them. Itachi and Naruto... Who knew it would so hard to acquire pocky? They had gone through several parties of Sand

ninja that had targeted them. Naruto's shirt had been reduced to ribbons while Itachi didn't have a scratch to show because he's uber skilled. "Nice Naruto, even with Kyuubi you still managed to look like a fool after those easy battles" Itachi smirked at the shirtless blonde. "It wasn't my fault! You told me to take the hit!" Naruto huffed pointing at the missing ninja. "Whatever, let's continue we're almost there" Soon the village came into sight and Itachi smiled. "Why you smiling Itachi-san?" Naruto asked confused, "you'll see Naruto-kun, you'll see" he laughed evilly. Now what Naruto didn't know is that Mist Village had a very large fan club, a fan club devoted to Yaoi Naruto pairings. Well you can just imagine what happened when a shirtless Naruto entered the village. "OH MY GOD, IT'S NARUTO! GET HIM SO WE CAN TAKE PICTURES!" A huge army of girls screamed rushing towards the scared teenager. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" a hundred shirtless Naruto's appeared and took off in all directions. "COME BACK NARUTO-KUN!" Well Itachi was for once laughing his ass off at the sight. It was just too damn funny to see Naruto getting chased all around the village by girls, if it had been him he'd just give himself to the girls but it seemed Naruto didn't like girls for some reason. "I wonder if he's gay? I'll ask later" he voiced walking into the local Pocky shop. "Here's a million yen, give me all the pocky I can buy!" With Naruto... Rushing past the villagers Naruto ducked into an alley just as several fan girls ran passed wearing Naruto-kun t-shirts and carrying cameras. "What the hell is going on? I feel like Sasuke all of a sudden!" he shouted which turned out to be a big mistake. "THERE HE IS, GET HIM GIRLS!"And so he took off again. Well now he was being chased by ninja, but not just any ninja. Oh no, these ninja were all super devoted fan girls, holding Naruto plushes, and screaming I wanna bare your children" Well Naruto had two reactions, first he bushed so hard his face look like a tomato and two, he took off faster heading towards the Kage Tower. Ignoring the guards he rushed into the Kage office and barred the door to keep the fan girls out. Wiping the sweat from forehead he turned to the Kage and froze. The village Kage just happened to be a woman and worse she was holding a Naruto plushie like all the other fan girls were. Naruto thought two words at this sight, "OH SHIT!" He basically ripped the door off its hinges and rushed out the tower, the Kage chasing him along with the ninja from earlier. Well Itachi was watching the entire thing with a video camera, "Deidara will pay big money for this" he smiled. Deidara and Hinata... Well after Hinata woke up and found Deidara between her legs she did what any normal virgin girl did, she freaked. She bashed Deidara several times with her family’s Gentle Fist style before he woke up in pain. After explaining what had happened she said she was sorry and the two moved on to other perverted things. What you ask? How about perverts stories from Fanfiction.net all about Naruto being the UKE for every guy imaginable. Well Deidara then got the genius idea to print out several of them and with Hinata made a book that would rival the Icha Icha books. The Naruto-uke Revolutions vol 1.

After making several hundred books they decided to leave the base and travel to Sound Village where they sold them to several book stores where they became an instant hit. "Hey Deidara? Isn’t that Sasuke?" Hinata asked pointing to the raven haired ninja with his nose buried in the perverted book they just made. Well Sasuke was currently reading a story about him seducing Naruto to be his wife and he had two reactions. One a face that could easily rival any blush Hinata could make and two a huge hard on. Hinata pulled out her camera and took a picture when no one was looking and the two fled returning to the base. "I can't wait to see the look on Naruto-kun's face when we tell him he's famous!" Deidara cheered and hugged Hinata. Itachi and Naruto... Well after beating the fan girls with a stick and knocking out the Kage, Naruto finally made his way back to Itachi who stood by the village gate, eating a box of pocky. "You knew this was going to happen didn't you?" Naruto questioned. "Maybe, I didn't know they'd react so violently though" he smirked. "Itachi I swear I'm going to get you back one day, believe it!" Naruto vowed. "Whatever kitsune, let's get going" Well the two made there way back to the base, Itachi eating pocky the entire way and Naruto fuming. Well when they entered the base they found Deidara and Hinata waiting for them with smiles on their faces. "What did you do this time Deidara?" Itachi asked the blonde. Said blonde didn't reply, he just handed Itachi a book. At the first page Itachi fainted from blood loss making Naruto curious. "How can a book do this?" he asked picking up the book and reading the title. "YOU MADE A BOOK ABOUT ME BEING THE UKE?!" For the next several hours Naruto chased Hinata and Deidara up and down the boarder of Fire Country. A few weeks later... Naruto didn't know if he should be pleased or pissed. Apparently the perverted book out sold the entire Icha Icha series with the first volume and now they had millions of yen piling up in the base. Deidara and Hinata were busy working on the second volume where once again they made Naruto the uke and forced him into relationships with Gaara, Sasuke, Neji, Itachi, etc. Well Naruto had to admit that he read the first book and at the end even he had blushed several thousand times from the details. It turned out Naruto was bisexual and had started a relationship with Hinata a short time ago. Itachi wasn't pleased with HIS kitsune being with the girl but he didn't put too much thought into it after Naruto give him all the details of whatever they did in private. Naruto was on top when he was with girls and he was on the bottom when he was with guys. But Naruto freaked when Itachi wanted to try some thing he read in the book, which caused Naruto to run off screaming at the top of his lungs from the base. "Apparently having sex with both me and Sasuke is a problem for Naruto-kun" Itachi voiced to the blue haired girl beside him, "Yeah he likes to read about it but doesn't want to really do it since he's afraid of Sasuke" Hinata replied. Well when Deidara found out that Naruto was afraid of Sasuke he made sure to tease him about it every second of the day. Leaving drawings of him and Sasuke all over the base and posting

NarutoxSasuke stories on Fanfiction.net for all to see. But the biggest prank pulled happened that night and like the prankster Itachi secretly was decided to help out. That Night... After dinner Itachi placed a Kage level genjutsu on Naruto that would make him drunk and not capable of thinking clearly while Hinata made a shadow clone and used a Henge Jutsu to make it look like Sasuke. As Naruto took a shower, Hinata and Itachi set up in Naruto's room with video cameras to capture all the action. The clone Sasuke lay on the bed, ready to have some fun with Naruto when he came in. However when Naruto didn't come into the room after an hour had gone by Itachi decided to search for him. He found Naruto sitting against the wall in the shower, passed out from apparently trying to break the genjutsu on himself. The only reason he knew this was Naruto was softly saying "release" over and over in his sleep. Smiling sadly at the blonde Itachi dried him off and carried him back to his room to sleep, the henged shadow clone would keep him company tonight. Chapter Three: This is Awkward Naruto felt warm, really warm. Snuggling deeper into the warmth he smiled, then he froze. He knew this wasn't a pillow, it was a person but who was it? Itachi, Deidara, Hinata? No this person felt different from them, then who was it? "Dobe" the person said and Naruto froze. Slowly looking up to meet the persons eyes he swore, there in all his glory was Sasuke, stark naked. "Enjoy yourself last night Naruto-dobe" he smiled. Naruto couldn't move in this situation, he was naked and flushed against a naked Sasuke who was enjoying it a little too much. "Sasuke, what are you doing here?" Naruto demanded making his rival smirk. "Enjoying the company of my dobe, what else" Sasuke smirked leaning down and brushing his lips across Naruto's. The blonde moaned, wanting more as he pulled himself closer to Sasuke. Crushing his lips against Naruto's, Sasuke forced his way into his mouth, Naruto moaned out his name as he fought for dominance. Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto and flipped so that Naruto was under him like the UKE he truly was. "What's wrong dobe? Don’t like being on the bottom?" Sasuke smirked at Naruto's flushed face. "I don't wanna be on the bottom teme!" Naruto voiced, "too bad dobe, your my UKE now!" What happened next will not be described since it would be far too detailed and nasty. However that didn't mean that Itachi and Hinata's video cams didn't capture all the action, well let's just say when they saw the footage they both passed out from blood loss. Now Naruto wasn't as stupid as people thought, he knew all along that the person he slept with was a shadow clone but he didn't care. Naruto however was not capable of walking straight for the whole day since his ass hurt so much. Deidara laughed so hard when he discovered this when he spotted Naruto walking funny down the hallway late at night. Hinata blushed when she found out because it had been her shadow clone that done it and she had all the information of that night when the clone dispelled. Itachi frowned at this news because it meant he would have to wait to get his crack at Naruto-kun.

Naruto currently had barred himself inside his room along with Hinata who was listening to all of Naruto's problems with his sexual history. Hinata blushed when she found out that Naruto's first partner had been Neji after the attack on Leaf Village in the hospital. Neji wanted experience for his special someone (Gaara) and forced himself on Naruto right there in the exam room next to a passed out Tsunade. Naruto's second partner was Ino, she wanted to know about how to please a man so she begged Naruto for his services after hearing from Neji had good he was. After her was Sakura who wanted to work up the nerve to sleep with Sasuke so Naruto henged into Sasuke and slept with her. His final partner had been Haku who turned out to be a guy despite his features. Well Naruto was bound in ice and raped senseless for several days while visiting Wave Country. Compared to the shadow clone Sasuke he had been through much worse and now Hinata just felt bad at her clone’s performance. Itachi... Where was he currently? He was pressed up against Naruto's door listening to every word that came from the blonde’s mouth as he spoke to Hinata. Itachi was impressed that Naruto had so much experience with so many different themes and still managed to act innocent all the time. He'd have to change that somehow later when he could get the blonde alone but for now he's bide his time and wait for an opening. He left to search for Deidara, hoping the perverted artist ninja could give him some advice of what could taint Naruto's innocence. Deidara... What was he doing? Nothing much unless you count watching Naruto's sex video and doing a painting of Naruto and Sasuke in a lovers embrace something. Well when Itachi burst into the room, well he passed out with a major blood loss. Deidara looked to Itachi and got an evil smirk, and dragged his body over to the TV screen. Placing Itachi's body in an awkward sexual position he ran to find Naruto and Hinata. Dragging Hinata and Naruto back into his room they gasped at seeing Itachi in said sexual position and Naruto found a smirk on his face. "Sexy Jutsu!" and in a puff of smoke stood Naruko in all her glory. Hinata took out her camera and Deidara helped position Naruko on top of Itachi and then messed up her hair to show she had a wild time. Naruko began feeling up Itachi causing him to stir. When his eyes opened he found himself clad only in boxers and a naked female Naruto on top of him. "Thanks Itachi-koi for the ride" Naruko smiled kissing him on the lips. Naruko wrapped her arms around him and pressed herself against him in a tight hug which made Hinata and Deidara blush. Smirking at the stonic boy Naruko stood up and stretched, showing off her well developed body, "later Itachi-koi" Itachi was pretty much pissed that he couldn’t remember what happened during that time. He also nearly killed Deidara when he found out that it was him that got Naruko into that room to have fun with him. Naruto or Naruko was laughing it up with Hinata at the hot springs about Itachi's reaction to their little prank. Naruko however was blushing slightly when she told

Hinata about the bulge she felt against her pelvic region when she hugged up against Itachi. Hinata took down notes for the second volume of Naruto's book called Naruto-UKU revolutions, The Naruko chronicles vol 2. They both wrote this one about all the previous sexual experiences Naruto had as him and his female self for the past few years, they even included the whole shadow clone Sasuke thing from the previous night. Now in order to piss people off a lot, Deidara under a henge jutsu went to Leaf Village while Hinata took them to Sound Village and Naruto went to Wave country to personally give Haku a copy. What were the reactions? Well I'll tell you. 1. Neji Well after getting chewed out from Tsunade and then getting the shit beat out of him from Gaara, he was cast out of the branch house and forced to bunk with Lee for several weeks. By the end of it he returned to the branch house, decked out in Lee's attire which scared the shit outta everyone. 2. Ino Ino freaked out when she read her section of the book. She spent the entire day trying to find and get every copy of the book in the entire village so no one else would read it. Sadly she was too late because Kakashi had gotten to that part and joked about it to Iruka who in turn hunted Ino down and carried her off to the torture room for fooling around with his son. 3. Sakura When Tsunade found out about her she was fired from being a medical ninja. Forced to move into Naruto's former apartment and the worst possible punishment even in the history of time. She was forced to wear Naruto's flashy orange jumpsuits for an entire year! 4. Haku Well no one really hurt Haku, in fact they thanked him because his part in the book was the most detailed and graphic and asked how did he get so good. He was named the sexual hero of wave country and people begged to be taught how to do the various things in the book. (Just to let you know I like Haku a lot) 5. Sasuke No one really knows what happened to him. He bought the book and locked himself away for several weeks in his room. But at night people say they could hear moans coming from his room. 6. Itachi Well he stayed as far away from Naruto as possible. When Hinata asked him way he replied "I don't want to tempted to jump him and ravish him till he's senseless" So he spent the rest of the month locked away training section working his sexual tension out on a punching bag, 7. Gaara After beating the shit out of his boyfriend he took time to read the book. At the end of it he had a

blush so read it wouldn't go away no matter what he did. Finally Gaara traveled back to Leaf Village and ended up staying there an entire month to get out his tension on his boyfriend. 8. Tsunade She was freaked, little Naruto was not so innocent as she thought. Someone had delivered her the special graphic edition of the book and instead of drinking she spent her time reading it over and over again. It was only when she realized she was having wet dreams about Naruto that she demanded he be found even if he was dead. (Well that's it for now. I need more random things to happen or else the story is going to die soon)