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DIRECTOR Friend (1) : Friend (2) : Friend (1) : Friend (2) :
Friend (1) : Friend (2) : Friend (1) : Friend (2) : Friend (1) :
It is your family business, still your father has made you number two and an outsider number one in the management hierarchy. Are you a fool? I am number one as Director and he is number two as Managing Director. How? Your father is Superintendent in the police as such he is number one. Deputy Superintendent will be number 2 as he has two words in his designation. Similarly, I with one word, “Director” is number one and that two worded outsider “Managing Director” number two. It means you are the boss. Yes, it is I as number one who creates problems for him to manage. That is why he is the “Managing Director”. Now I fully understand. What? Why you live in the fools’ paradise?
CHAMPION (A Hindi teacher wishes to highlight the extra-ordinary brilliance of a student, in English language to look impressive) Teacher : (With his hand on that student’s shoulder) He is my champanion. (unmindful that the word is Champion) Student(2): Sir, it is not champanion. Teacher : Then it is what? Student(3): (Appearing innocently speaking) Sir, it is Chimpanzee. Teacher : (Trying to sound convincing) Yes, I mean he is my Chimpanzee. (Chimpanzee : An African ape resembling man)
MAKE-UP Husband : Wife : Husband Wife Husband Wife Husband Wife Husband
: : : : : : :
Are you coming to my friend’s party? Not in a mood to go. There ladies having no sense of beauty and make up. But if you insist let me make up my mind. Then , what will you do? After that I shall make up myself. But before doing anything else, you need to make up your wisdom. (Angrily) How do you say so? I am saying so to support you. How ? In such a gathering, a mediocre lady like you depending on make up to look beautiful can have the satisfaction that she looks a fairy. Among the ladies, can you have the self-satisfaction of having much needed wisdom also.
REACTION Visitor Swamy Visitor Swamy
: : : :
(Visitor to a Swamyji’s Aashram) Swamiji, what should be our reaction to success and failures. Success should not result in such over joy that leads one to lethargy. And Swamyji in case of failure….. Failure must be followed up to the extent that efforts are crowned with success.
Friend (1) : Friend (2) : Friend (1) : Friend (2) : Friend (1) :
It is your family business, still your father has made you number two and an outsider number one in the management hierarchy. Are you a fool? I am number one as Director and he is number two as Managing Director. How? Your father is Superintendent in the police as such he is number one. Deputy Superintendent will be number 2 as he has two words in his designation. Similarly, I with one word, “Director” is number one and that two worded outsider “Managing Director” number two. It means you are the boss. Yes, it is I as number one who creates problems for him to manage. That is why he is the “Managing Director”. Now I fully understand. What? Why you live in the fools’ paradise?
CHAMPION (A Hindi teacher wishes to highlight the extra-ordinary brilliance of a student, in English language to look impressive) Teacher : (With his hand on that student’s shoulder) He is my champanion. (unmindful that the word is Champion) Student(2): Sir, it is not champanion. Teacher : Then it is what? Student(3): (Appearing innocently speaking) Sir, it is Chimpanzee. Teacher : (Trying to sound convincing) Yes, I mean he is my Chimpanzee. (Chimpanzee : An African ape resembling man)
MAKE-UP Husband : Wife : Husband Wife Husband Wife Husband Wife Husband
: : : : : : :
Are you coming to my friend’s party? Not in a mood to go. There ladies having no sense of beauty and make up. But if you insist let me make up my mind. Then , what will you do? After that I shall make up myself. But before doing anything else, you need to make up your wisdom. (Angrily) How do you say so? I am saying so to support you. How ? In such a gathering, a mediocre lady like you depending on make up to look beautiful can have the satisfaction that she looks a fairy. Among the ladies, can you have the self-satisfaction of having much needed wisdom also.
REACTION Visitor Swamy Visitor Swamy
: : : :
(Visitor to a Swamyji’s Aashram) Swamiji, what should be our reaction to success and failures. Success should not result in such over joy that leads one to lethargy. And Swamyji in case of failure….. Failure must be followed up to the extent that efforts are crowned with success.
