Things To Draw When You Don’t Know What To Draw.docx

THINGS TO DRAW WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DRAW (Highlighted ones are done) 1. books (and people reading them) 2. trophies (champion of _______!) 3. statues (who deserves to to be immortalized as a statue?) 4. dogs 5. naked people 6. all of houses you've lived in 7. sad people 8. bicycles 9. your neighbors 10. mounted animal heads 11. a map of the world (try it from memory!) 12. bugs 13. people covered with tattoos 14. fancy jewelry 15. super wrinkly old people 16. cats 17. big spooky old houses 18. Guy Fieri eating things he isn't supposed to eat (rocks, his sunglasses, toothpaste, etc) 19. pizza (with unusual toppings?) 20. people at the beach 21. trees 22. tree forts 23. forest people 24. newspapers (and people reading them) 25. monsters 26. people on skateboards (and falling off of them) 27. people playing drums 28. slugs 29. sandwiches 30. skulls 31. bottles (full of beverages or potions or poison or water) 32. fancy cakes 33. tombstones or coffins 34. cool shoes 35. a map of your city or town 36. computers (or devices with lots of buttons and wires) 37. different kinds of chimneys (and people climbing out of them) 38. crying children (why are they crying?) 39. motorcycles 40. witches 41. animals with antlers 42. people playing poker (what does a good poker face look like? what does a desperate gambler look like?) 43. every teacher you've ever had (from memory) 44. snakes (did they eat something interesting recently?) 45. chairs and tables 46. cacti 47. hotdogs 48. different kinds of hats 49. people falling out of boats 50. ghosts 51. swords 52. people in the middle of dental procedures 53. horses 54. people singing badly

55. wizards 56. umbrellas 57. fictional sons of Mitt Romney (Chad Romney, Wipp Romney, Burp Romney, etc) 58. coins 59. stupid hair styles 60. self portraits (what will you look at the age of 100?) 61. vegetables 62. flags for fictional countries 63. birds doing stuff that birds aren't supposed to do 64. pencils 65. sweaty, out of breath joggers 66. your worst fears 67. people lifting weights 68. sea shells 69. house plants 70. people playing basketball 71. turkeys 72. tentacles coming out of containers, bags, windows, etc 73. airplanes 74. fancy crowns 75. fictional members of your family 76. dinosaurs 77. people "doing science" (test tubes! strange chemicals! microscopes!) 78. musical instruments 79. castles 80. teenagers 81. snooty butlers carrying things on trays (telephones, food, unopened envelopes, small people) 82. animals wearing glasses 83. a volcanic island 84. people with ice cream cones 85. candles 86. people standing behind one of those cartoony x-ray screens 87. things that lives in caves and holes 88. cardboard boxes 89. your worst enemy 90. a painter standing at an easel, painting something from life (nude model? landscape?) 91. babies holding guns 92. suits of armor 93. fictional candy bars 94. spaceships 95. labels for fictional beers 96. astronauts 97. ears 98. people with tons of facial piercings 99. the moon 100. forks and knives and spoons 101. people with briefcases hoping no one knows what's inside the briefcase 102. the aftermath of a car accident 103. a snowman 104. playing cards 105. an idiot playing piano 106. aliens 107. microscopic organisms 108. people skiing 109. snails 110. demons 111. a fictional game show host

112. sushi 113. sewer people 114. government spy drones 115. a sentient brick wall 116. coffee mugs 117. a bow and arrow shoot-out 118. a ferris wheel 119. a fish tank 120. booby traps 121. swamp creatures 122. Jay Leno weeping quietly while looking at his reflection in a mirror 123. people slipping on banana peels 124. balloons 125. people with crutches or limbs in casts 126. boogers 127. pole-vaulters 128. people stranded on desert islands 129. a dog in handcuffs, surrounded by police 130. turtles 131. mountains 132. things popping out of toasters (bread, pizza, books, etc) 133. skeletons 134. flowers 135. people trapped in the belly of a whale 136. Frankenstein's monster 137. a terrarium 138. people smooching 139. people knitting scarves 140. grumpy bartenders 141. tents in the woods 142. arctic explorers 143. bridges 144. a television set (what's on tv?) 145. people working in gardens 146. people stepping on bee hives 147. a toothbrush 148. PEZ dispensers 149. tourists 150. your childhood bedroom 151. people digging holes 152. a stamp collector and their stamps 153. a person being eaten alive by feral dogs 154. people wrapped in blankets 155. bookshelves 156. whatever you had for breakfast 157. comfy armchairs 158. abandoned buildings 159. icebergs 160. discarded underwear 161. carnivorous furniture 162. ducks 163. hermits and their hermit houses 164. hamburgers 165. lizard men 166. campfires 167. people smoking pipes 168. cliffs by the ocean

169. people waiting in line to use the bathroom 170. animals in hiding after escaping from a zoo 171. dogs trying to reach food on tables 172. garbage cans 173. slime creatures 174. crabs 175. fictional members of the Wu-Tang Clan 176. different types of helmets 177. logs 178. ceiling fans 179. Rush Limbaugh's stupid face 180. palm trees 181. proud looking guys with flannel shirts and tool belts and hard hats and no pants 182. dentures 183. skeleton keys 184. binoculars 185. giant objects crashing into earth (giant baby, giant motorcycle, giant anvil, etc) 186. exercise machines that could be mistaken for torture devices 187. things hatching out of eggs (birds, lizards, guys in business suits, etc) 188. animal skin rugs 189. people blindly trying to find their missing glasses 190. hockey players 191. people flying around with jetpacks 192. squirrels trying to drag things up into trees (an entire pizza, a piano, an old man, etc) 193. proud idiot gun owners posing with guns 194. vehicles that are shapes like food (hotdog car, banana car, pretzel car, etc) 195. clocks 196. chain link fences 197. donuts 198. people wearing ridiculous puffy shirts 199. dartboard with darts in it (or around it) 200. people being thrown or falling through glass windows August 2014 - I'VE ADDED ANOTHER 200 THINGS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU 201. members of fictional boy bands 202. puddles 203. people who are melting for some reason 204. famous people's butts 205. dirt 206. plumbers tinkering with complicated pipe systems 207. smelly cheeses 208. cyclops 209. spooky caves 210. pieces in a chess set 211. weird looking babies 212. people trying to hold in farts while on dates 213. fashionable dog collars 214. moss 215. ruins of castles, ancient temples, etc 216. unusual body piercings 217. cereal boxes 218. unfortunate tattoos 219. stand-up comedians 220. robots 221. people frozen in of giant hunks of ice 222. fossils

223. bones 224. people modeling really complicated outfits 225. old people trying to make sense of technology that they don't understand 226. Harrison Ford 227. zombies 228. things on shelves (bottles, tools, etc) 229. piñatas 230. morons yelling at each other on fox news 231. the biggest ice cream sundae ever 232. a person kissing a framed photograph of Carl Sagan 233. really big telescopes 234. someone who hasn't yet realized thier clothing is on fire 235. people painting graffiti 236. cowboys 237. surfers 238. people wearing ugly wigs 239. trains 240. cookies 241. pyramids 242. people puking 243. sharks 244. too many people in one hot tub 245. bombs 246. teeth 247. Guy Fieri lost in the wilderness 248. people climbing ladders 249. sumo wrestlers 250. the people who write all those awful comments on youtube 251. cave people 252. a chef preparing a big meal 253. cannibals 254. shields (with cool designs, symbols, etc) 255. birds flying around, carrying things in their talons (small animals, children, a gun, etc) 256. politicians sitting in jail cells 257. doctors trying to remove something from a terrified person's nose, nurses holding the person down 258. a person with live snakes in their pockets 259. people standing on logs, floating across bodies of water 260. people with really complicated braces on their teeth 261. a tornado 262. dumptrucks 263. farmers planting things, harvesting crops 264. a blender (draw it before, during and after blending stuff!) 265. aliens hiding in craters 266. talk show hosts interviewing inanimate objects 267. a high speed car chase (or horse chase, rollerblade chase, helicopter chase, etc) 268. bank robbers 269. crystals 270. noodles 271. rollercoasters 272. pretzels 273. buildings in your neighborhood (from memory or from life!) 274. a person sitting at a desk, shouting into a phone (what are they shouting about?) 275. swordfish 276. bears 277. hideous sweaters 278. sunken ships at the bottom of the sea 279. spiders

280. unflattering portraits of bigots 281. the toothfairy 282. alligators 283. people posing with fish they caught 284. firefighters rescuing people from burning buildings 285. broken mirrors 286. Puff Daddy admiring a photograph of himself 287. werewolves 288. race car drivers 289. people playing twister 290. wet dogs 291. lightning 292. clouds 293. bats (the animal) 294. scuba divers 295. rocks 296. tree stumps 297. toilets 298. rats 299. rain 300. vacuum cleaners 301. godzilla 302. vampires 303. animals wearing really expensive people clothes 304. gondoliers 305. playground stuff (slides, swings, monkeybars, etc) 306. people falling off of trampolines 307. shopping carts (full of groceries?) 308. cars 309. the president shaking hands with an alien 310. people racing bobsleds 311. clowns 312. dog owners picking up dog poop 313. people eating mud 314. video game controllers 315. pinball machines 316. a bucket full of worms 317. people playing ping-pong 318. people wearing clothes that are either way too big or way too small 319. frightened naked people being chased by animals 320. people dancing 321. giant floating eyeballs with telepathic powers 322. a parade 323. a shady looking man trying to sell lizards out of a suitcase 324. mushrooms 325. people using jumpropes 326. mount rushmore (add new faces!) 327. boats 328. a blacksmith (what are they working on?) 329. a photographer taking pictures (what are they photographing? animals? supermodels? food?) 330. people sleeping in hammocks 331. people falling out of hammocks 332. people playing with hula hoops 333. the statue of liberty 334. a bunch of police cars crashing into each other 335. a funeral 336. people setting off or watching fireworks

337. mermaids 338. snow monsters 339. camels 340. UFOs abducting things (people, cows, trees, cars, etc) 341. a person trying to chop down a tree 342. feet 343. tacos 344. dogs peeing on things they're not supposed to pee on 345. people hiding in trees or bushes 346. a gang of women throwing a scantily clad man into a volcano 347. people in a bowling alley 348. skunks 349. the night sky 350. people taking showers 351. police officers beating up innocent people while bank robbers excape 352. boxers knocking each other out 353. people in sleeping bags 354. feathers 355. mad scientists 356. a map of your home (can you do it from memory?) 357. a black hole (are spaceships are being sucked into it?) 358. album covers for fictional bands 359. people hiding in dumpsters 360. boobs 361. weeners 362. spooky shadow figures 363. futuristic versions of mundane things (coffee mug, chair, toothbrush, etc) 364. handcuffs 365. the sun 366. maps of fictional states (South Kansas, West Vermont, Texas, etc) 367. people exploring dark places with flashlights 368. beetles 369. ninjas 370. people in bathtubs 371. giraffes 372. bigfoot 373. greek gods 374. people playing soccer 375. opera singers 376. footsteps in snow 377. waterfalls 378. your hands 379. people eating in a fancy restaurant 380. scissors 381. things being launched with catapults (rocks, cows, Rush Limbaugh, etc) 382. evil cult members performing secret dark rituals 383. a bull totally wrecking a matador 384. people playing golf (what sort of stupid outfits are they wearing?) 385. jazz musicians 386. people wearing capes 387. elves 388. cabins in the woods (or on mountains or near lakes or on the moon) 389. people who have lots of secrets 390. blanket forts 391. whales 392. fog 393. people singing karaoke

394. people being injected with syringes 395. your desk and everything on it 396. people getting smooshed by giant fingers 397. grasshoppers 398. people doing yoga (make up ridiculous new poses!) 399. ballerinas 400. rhinos