Paan Banaras Wala

hmm prr! brr! arrey bhang ka rang jamaa ho chakaa chak phir lo paan chabaay "aaoo, hmm mmmm yum" ah haa! arrey aisa jhatka, lage jiya pe punar janam hoi jaay o khaaike paan banaaras wala -2 khul jaaye band akal kaa taala o khaaike .. kaa taala phir to aisa kare kamaal seedhi kar de sabki chaal o chhora ganga kinaare wala -2 o khaaike paan ... kaa taala arrey raam duhaai, kaise chakkar mein pad gaya hay hay hay! kahaan taang fasaai, main to sooli pe chadh gaya hay hay kaisa seedha saadha main kaisa bhola bhala haan haan arrey, kaisa seedha seedha main kaisa bhola bhala jaane kaun ghadi mein pad gaya padhe likhon se paalaa meethi chhunri se, meethi chhunri se hua halaal chhora ganga kinaare wala, o chhora ganga kinaare wala o khaaike paan ... kaa taala ek kanyaa kunwaari hamari soorat pe mar gayi hay hay hay! ek meethi kataari, hamare dil mein utar gayi hay hay kaisi gori gori o teekhi teekhi chhori, waah waah! arrey, kaisi gori gori o theekhi theeki chhori karke jora-jori, kar gayi hamare dil ki chori mili chhori to, mili chhori to hua nihaal chhora ganga kinaare wala, o chhora ganga kinaare wala o khaaike paan ... kaa taala -2 phir to aisa kare kamaal seedhi kar de sabki chaal o chhora ganga kinaare wala o chhora ganga kinaare wala huh!