Mi Sh A Essay 2

A Guide to Being Misha’s Minion This essay has been written using the guidelinesi laid out by our lord and master. My name is Hils and my political and religious affiliations rest solely with Misha Collins. For who else is better suited for world domination and spiritual healing? I do suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia but greater than that is my fear that one day HM Queen Elizabeth II will finally undertake her evil master plan to have Misha executed, thus plunging the world into darkness. I don’t have any hobbies because my free time is entirely dedicated to spreading the message of The Enlightened One and recruiting people to his cause. Oh, but I do find time to take my meds because a balanced mind is a balanced soul. I think my argument for being a dedicated minion can best be summed up in the words of The Great Confuser himself: ‘Hi.’ Need I say more? I think the numbers speak for themselves: 18,337 I would also like to add that if A,B,C are the points z1,z2,z3 and the angles B and C are each pie- alpha/ 2 then(z2z3)^ 2 = 4(z3z1) (z1z2) sin^2 alpha/2 But let us also consider the fact that Commandant Misha has also sought to educate others about the perils of car chases, exciting though they may be. What right-minded minion would consider chasing another car when photos such as theseii are sharediii? HOLY CRAP SOMEONE JUST GOT KNIFED RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!! In conclusion, everyone should realise that by not being a Misha Minion there must be something very wrong with your life. Do you feel like you’re living in a black hole, devoid of light and oxygen? That’s because you do not follow The Babysitter. Let Misha into your life and all wrongs will be righted. Misha possesses the power to heal all wounds. He is not bound by the old-fashioned notions of ‘grammar’ and ‘spelling’. With Misha you can be free!iv

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http://twitdoc.com/c/2y68yq http://twitpic.com/e94w6 iii But of course, this does mean that minions are now under the possibly misguided opinion that car chases result in crashes, thus resulting in Misha-Knee Exposure. iv By free I mean enslaved to a man who holds us all captive with the power of his mind. ii