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SEX MATH A clever man + a clever woman = a romance A clever man + a silly woman = a lucky couple A silly man + a clever woman = a marriage A silly man + a silly woman = a pregnancy
PRESENT-DAYS ARITHMETICS
A clever chief + a clever employee = a benefit
A clever chief + an idiot employee = a prodution
An idiot chief + a clever employee = a sale
An idiot chief + an idiot employee = an overtime
PURCHASE MATH
A man is determined to pay 200$ for the waste which worth is 100 $ if he needs it.
A woman is determined to pay 100$ for the waste which worth is 200$ if she doesn’t need it.
GENERAL EQUATION AND STATISTICS
A woman looks after to her future till the wedding.
A man looks after to his future after the wedding.
A true man is that who has done a successful career and can earn more money than his wife manage to spend.
A true woman is that who has done a successful career- has found a true man.
HAPPINESS
If you want to live happily with a man, you need to understand he very well and love he a little bit.
If want to live happily with a woman, you need to love her very much and don’t try to understand her.
LONG-LIVING
A man who has married lives much longer than a loner but he waits his death much more.
TENDENCY TO ANGER
A woman marries a man with a hope that after weeding he will change himself but he doesn’t do that. A man marries a woman with a hope that she will not change herself but she does that.
TECHNICAL DEBATE
The last word in quarrel says a woman.
The smallest word which says a man is a beginning of a new quarrel.
Show this presentation to a woman who needs a smile and to a clever man who will know what to do.
PRESENT-DAYS ARITHMETICS
A clever chief + a clever employee = a benefit
A clever chief + an idiot employee = a prodution
An idiot chief + a clever employee = a sale
An idiot chief + an idiot employee = an overtime
PURCHASE MATH
A man is determined to pay 200$ for the waste which worth is 100 $ if he needs it.
A woman is determined to pay 100$ for the waste which worth is 200$ if she doesn’t need it.
GENERAL EQUATION AND STATISTICS
A woman looks after to her future till the wedding.
A man looks after to his future after the wedding.
A true man is that who has done a successful career and can earn more money than his wife manage to spend.
A true woman is that who has done a successful career- has found a true man.
HAPPINESS
If you want to live happily with a man, you need to understand he very well and love he a little bit.
If want to live happily with a woman, you need to love her very much and don’t try to understand her.
LONG-LIVING
A man who has married lives much longer than a loner but he waits his death much more.
TENDENCY TO ANGER
A woman marries a man with a hope that after weeding he will change himself but he doesn’t do that. A man marries a woman with a hope that she will not change herself but she does that.
TECHNICAL DEBATE
The last word in quarrel says a woman.
The smallest word which says a man is a beginning of a new quarrel.
Show this presentation to a woman who needs a smile and to a clever man who will know what to do.
