List Of Sms

Insult SMS.. When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to d mirror & say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell. Ek bar kuch b&ar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe d. D time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you? I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta. If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if dy say you are monkey, relax. if dy say you are stupid,be cool but if dy say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko. Mazaq ki bhi hadd hoti hai yaar. When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in darkness , pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS .

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without d word cat MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI. Today, tommorow & forever dre will be 1 heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!! Last night I Got a severe Head pain... I went to d Doctor ... He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person... " Tell me,Whom do I know odr than you.?" In your life, when you wake up & don't see any 1, dn come to me, i'll be dre to hold ur h& & take you to d EYE SPECIALIST So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE. U U U &

R d 1 who is CHARMING R d 1 who is INTELLIGENT R d 1 who is CUTE I am d 1 who is spreading dse RUMOURS.

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai... You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420 You are 1 of d most CUTE persons in d world!! Just a second, don't misunderst&. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.. Some1.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U L1ly Without U Guess Who? D MONKEY IN ... D ZOO ... Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....? Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge! Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how h&some u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is d inner self, so change ur underwear daily. Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all d above... So always Brush ur Teeth Aaj fir aapka sms nahi aaya, Fir tamanna ka ful murzaya, Na jane kin galio me kho gaye aap, Me to police station se pagal khane tak dhund aaya What happened to your network? I tried calling you but d operator said: Welcome to d jungle, d monkey you are trying to call is on d tree. Please try again later! This msg is strictly 4 smart n cute readers only.. Since you have received it.. It's OBEVIOUSLY.... A TECHNICAL ERROR! D sender deeply apologises! Teri dosti mai diwane ho gaye, Tujhe apna banate-banate begane ho gaye, Pukar le 1 baar pyar se mere dost, KABUTAR ki aawaz sune, zamane ho gaye! Khushnaseb hai aap jo hum aapki dosti ko itani shiddat se chahte hai, warna hum woh shaks hai, Jo khwabo mai bhi appointment se aate hai Mil gaya, oye mil gaya.. Mil gaya, balle balle.. Mil gaya, Dhinchak, Dhinchak..

Mil gaya.. Apna saara kaam chord kar, fizool ka sms padhne wala.. 1 aur \"ULLU\" mil gaya :) Bhool gaye ho humai, ya bhoolana chahte ho, Door kar diya, ya door jana chahte ho, AAZMA liya, ya aazmana chahte ho, Ek SMS ji kar diya karo, Ya abhi aur paise bachana chahte ho! Garmiyaan aa gai hai dost, Sir per gila aur th&a kapda rakhna, Dimaag pe surj ki aag mat padne dena, Kyonki BHOOSA JALDI AAG PAKADTA HAI. Ae dost tu kahe to tere liye ch& tare tod du, Tu kahe to yeh phool aur kaliyan tod du, Aur tu ek baar kah de bas, mai tere saare DAANT tod du.. Saaf kar liya kar na yaar. Pani mai tairana, machli ka style, Hawa mai udna, Panchi ka style, Dhansoo message bhejan, Apun ka style, Muft mai sms padhna, Aapka style. Padho KANJOOS khoob padho!!! Kal sapno ki duniya mai.. achanak aap humse takra gaye, To dil se aawaz nikli, .. .. "Satyanash" .. Tussi id v aa gaye. Khali hai botal fir bhi piye jaa raha hu, Zindagi se bore hu phir bhi jiye jaa raha hu,

Kisi kamine ka sms nahi aa raha, Phir bhi kamino ko sms kiye jaa raha hu. 1-5 year girls.. Loves Mom. 6-14 year girls... Loves Dad. 15-21 year girls.. Loves Me. 22-50 year girls.. Loves Husb&. 51-100 year girls.. Love..?? .. .. . . You, Aapke bhi jalwe hai yaar. Mobile ek m&ir hai, SMS uska bhagwan, SMS bhejne walabhakt, Padhkar sms na karne wala.. M&ir ka CHAPPAL CHOR. Teri yaad aaye to tera sms padh leta hu, zyada yaad aaye to sms kar deta hu, teri aawaz sunne ki chahat ho to, ek pathat uthata hu aur, KUTTE ko maar deta hu. 1 1 1 1

msg roz.. keeps d friend close. din mai panch.. dosti pe na aaye aanch. din mai dus.. mile yaari ka rus. din mai bees.. pahle ek to bhej badatmeez.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Are yaar kuch nahi, bas teri yaad aa gai thi.

mushkil hai pyaar dil janta hai,lekin kia kare mer ker bhi pyaar nibhana janta hai,zindagi ki her mushkil nibhana janta hai , her wo khawish jo umeed per na ho us ko nibhana janta hai mohabbat mai her wo riqawat jo puri na ho us ko nibhana janta hai. 2. Phir Chand Khilla , Phir Raat Thami, Phir Dill Ne Kaha Teri Kami, Phir Yaad Ke Jhonkay Mahek Gaye, Phir Pagal Arman Behak Gaye Phir Janat see Lagti Hai Zameen,Phir Dill Ne Kaha Teri Kami. 3. JIS SE RISHTA HAY NA NATA MERA ZAAT US KI HAY ASASA MERA TERI ZULFAIN HE MERI SHAMAIN HAIN TERA CHEHRA HAY SAWERRA MERA 4. khamosh lehjy main mare humdam kabhi bola nahin karte dard e gham ko hr kisi k samne khola nahin karte.muhabbat

to muhabbat ha,bari anmol hoti ha muhabbat ko tarazo main kabhi tola nahin karte.mare khamosh rahne par koi ilzam mat dena,samandar to samandar ha babhi bola nahin karte 5. khabon se haqeqat main a ker chale jao bas aik jhalak apni dekha kar chale jao,hum dil se dil melane ki bhi zehmat na dain ge faQt nazron se nazren mila ke chale jao.... 6. ankhain be wohi hain dareecha be wohi hai aur soch k angan mein utrata be wohi hai jis ne mery jazboon ki sadaqat ko naa jana abb meri rafaqat ko tarasta b wohi hai 7. CHOTI CHOTI BAATON SE TAKKRAR NA KIYA KARO HUMARE HAR MAZAK KO DIL PE NA LIYA KARO, KIYA PATA SATH HAI AUR KITNE DIN KA TAB TAK TO HUM GARIBON KO YAAD KIYA KARO. 8. Main Zindagi K Rastey Main Chup Chap Bikher Jata Ager Aik Rooz Bhe Apni Tanhai Say Der Jata kal Samnay Manzil Thi Or Pechay Us ki Awaaz Rukta To Safar jata Chalta to Bicher Jata 9. Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai, Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai

10. Dekhi jo nabz meri to ek lamha sooch kar, Kagaz liya aur ishq kabimaar likh diya, Sadkay que na jawo mai aisey tabeeb par, Nuskhey pe jis ne SHARBAT-E-DEEDAR likh diya __________________ Raasty ka pathar qismat ney mujhey bana dia ~*~Alone Boy~*~