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Old farmer Michael was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife, "Susan, when I'm dead and gone... I want you to marry farmer Joe." "Oh no, I couldn't marry anyone after you!" Maude replies. "But I want you to, Susan." "But why?' Susan asks. "Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade!" Bye