How To Defend Against Zombie Invasions

How to Defend Against Zombie Invasions.

Zombies • ZOM-BIE: (Zom’be)n. also ZOM-BIES pl. 1.An animated corpse that feeds on living flesh. 2. A voodoo spell that raises the dead. 3. A Voodoo snake god. 4. One who moves or acts in a daze “like a zombie.” [a word of African origin]

What are the Zombies? There are two types of Zombies: Zombie: A person inflicted with a virus that ravages their body, causing death and then reanimation as the ‘living dead.’ Voodoo Zombie: a person inflicted with Zombie Powder, that causes a person

Starting the Infection • Breaking of skin and introduction of virus into the blood stream, by infected. • Virus is circulated through bloodstream, its end cycle is to reach the brain. • 5 steps of death and re-animation.

Symptoms and Reanimation • The First Hour: Pain and discoloration of the infected area. Immediate clotting of the wound. • The Fifth Hour: Fever, chills, slight dementia, vomiting, acute pain in the joints. • The Eighth Hour: Numbing of extremities and infected area, increased fever, increased dementia, loss of muscular coordination. • The Eleventh Hour: Paralysis in the lower body, overall numbness, slowed heart rate. • The Sixteenth Hour: Coma. • The Twentieth Hour: Heart Stoppage. Zero brain activity. • The Twenty Third Hour: Reanimation.

Knowing your Enemy • The Five Senses: Sight, Sound, Smell, Taste, Touch. • How to Identify: Sluggish movements, no obvious purpose, incessant groaning, grayed skin, unable to observe surroundings, clean wounds and no blood. • What they eat: Living Flesh, human or animal.

Weapon Choices •

• Any lethal, sharp, blunt, or jagged weapon.

How to Defend • Wear tight clothes, short hair, and always keep a weapon on hand. • Wear a type of armor: Chainmail, Helmets, Knee/Wrist Guards, Suits of Armor, Wet Suits. • Find a suitable place of defense: Two-story home, Wal-Mart, Target, Warehouse, Boat, Cemetery, Shipyards, Churches, Piers, Hospitals, ect.ect.

Zombie Diagram

Do Not Run • ALWAYS make a plan before escaping anywhere. Avoid urban areas, cities, and flat surfaces. • Have a set location in mind. Does it have the necessary forms for survival? • Train and Condition. • Avoid large Zombie groups. • Be stealthy! • Be Alert. • Sleep. • Be quiet. • Have supplies.

Forms of Transportation • Ground: Walking, Running, Sedans, Trucks, Motorcycles, Bicycles. • Air: Hot Air balloons, Helicopters, Planes, Air Gliders. • Water: Boat, Row Boat, Swimming, Oil Tanker, Inflatable Boats.

Is it Over? • How long will it take for the Zombies to die? • What are the outcomes? • Where do we go? • Will it ever go back to normal?

Top 10 Lessons for surviving a Zombie Attack.

With the visual assistance of some motivational

Organize before they rise!

They feel no fear, why should you?

Use your head: cut off theirs.

Blades don’t need reloading.

Ideal protection = Tight clothes, short hair.

Get up the stairs, then destroy it.

Get out of the car, get onto a bike.

Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

No place is safe, only safer.

The Zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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Good Luck out there!