Holiday Party Incident Report

Holiday Party Incident Report To be completed by whomever still has a job afterward

1. Party details Date ___/_____/_______ Time _______ to _________ Location ____________________________________________ Organizer _ _________________________________________ Designated scapegoat ________________________________

Expenses (total budgeted)_____________________________ Expenses (actual) ____________________________________ And who will be making up the difference?: _ ____________ ___________________________________________________

2. Damage Check only categories with items or personnel that sustained damage during party-related incidents. Degree

Property Furniture and fixtures Cookware, dishes, tableware, glassware Computers, copiers, fax, electronics Company intellectual property CEO’s 1965 Alfa Romeo Silver Spider

Minor     

Major     

Kind Total     

Broken     

Career

Personnel Executives and board members Senior management Lesser management Frontline workers Custodial staff, pets, plants, etc.

Chastize     

Demote NA    

Burned     

Dissolved     

Relationships Dismiss NA    

Minor     

Critical     

Stolen     

Sold     

Eaten     

Injury or loss of life Disaster     

Minor     

Critical     

Fatal     

3. Casualties List all affected individuals; check behavioral defects exhibited during party. Describe effects using these casualty codes: Inj: injury (physical)

Cr: crime (minor)

Har: harassment

Em: embarrassed self/others

Ohno: Caught with prostitute

Pho: Photocopied body part

Inj999: to pride

Cr999: felony

Har999: sexual

Em999: they’ll never stop talking about it

Ohno999: Dead prostitute

Pho999: Sent it to boss

Intoxicated

Too loud

Jerkish

Casualty code

Extenuating or aggravating circumstances

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Note: If you need more than eight rows to report casualties, please also complete supplementary form Report of Calamity or Massacre (Large), then meet with your supervisor and Human Resources for debriefing and possible dismissal. Copyright ©2008 Ninjalistics. Written by Allen Varney After you recover from your debauch, look for further helpful forms at www.ninjalistics.com