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☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you. ☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you. ☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx ☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.… ☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most. ☻Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. ☻Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you. ☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams ! ☻My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!! ☻The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth. ☻Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! ☻Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me! ☻I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say. ☻If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas! ☻The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else. ☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME ! ☻Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you. ☻The words are easy when the language is LOVE ! ☻There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so. ☻You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again. ☻I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever. ☻i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'

☻For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody. ☻The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, He closed his eyes, and then....… WE MISSED! ☻Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind! ☻Where ever you're going, I'm going your way ! ☻Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you. ☻For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you. ☻I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you ☻If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll be☻You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!. It's all good as long it's you I see. ☻SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear! ☻Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget... ☻What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me? ☻If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!! ☻I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more! ☻If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me. ☻Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness ☻By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you. ☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say. ☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME ! ☻If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever... ☻Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

☻LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away! ☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big!!!!! ☻Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you! ☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you... ☻You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you! ☻If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you ☻I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you ☻You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way. ☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special. ☻Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses. ☻There are a lot of bird’s wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you. ☻There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me... ☻I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!! ☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you! ☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

☻When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ? ☻The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ... ☻The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart. ☻In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities. ☻What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart. ☻A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true ☻A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you! ☻Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever .... ☻I love you! From the earth till the moon! ☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend! ☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you ☻Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain! ☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you. ☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx ☻Love is forever, only the partners change... ☻If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you ☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow ☻I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.... ☻Love is....... to love more and more each day.... ☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most ☻Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!! ☻Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you. ☻I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss ☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!! ☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! ☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams ! ☻When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted. ☻They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever! ☻My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!! ☻My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight... ☻If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you! ☻Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me. ☻I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

☻The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth.. ☻Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! ☻If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you ! ☻Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me! ☻It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...! ☻I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say ☻If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life ☻If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas! ☻3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you! ☻To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world ☻If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back ! ☻The world is so more beautiful with you around! ☻All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory. ☻A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition. ☻Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal. ☻Real love is the history of enormous patience. ☻Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret. (\_/) (=.=) (")(") ☻a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses... ☻Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

☻the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else ☻Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you ☻Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you ☻Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx ☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry. ☻Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end.. ☻When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession ☻I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips. ☻If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day ! ☻They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ? ☻Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you! ☻people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine. ☻-<-@ A rose for you Because I love you ☻don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you ☻Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!! ☻I love you so much ! ☻Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides. ☻Love is ... being married to your best friend.

☻I love you even more than when I started this sentence. ☻You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear! ☻The words are easy when the language is LOVE ! ☻I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. ☻It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. ☻To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven. ☻Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love. ☻I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care. ☻When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart. ☻When you left, my world turned upside down ☻I love you more than all the tea in China. ☻I'll love you till the end! And then some. ☻If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction. ☻If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer. ☻The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you. ☻A day without your love is a day without life. ☻I can't think of anything but you. ☻I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me. ☻You're the best thing since God made men. ☻You're the best thing since God made women. ☻You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine. ☻The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

☻You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU! ☻It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!' ☻When a door of happiness closes. Another opens. But so often at times we look so long at da closed door.. that we do not see the 1 which has been opening at us ☻True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U.. ☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me. ☻Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you... ☻Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile.... ☻Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R... ☻1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together! ☻So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU ! ☻Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure... ☻Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You... ☻Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU! ☻i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about. ☻Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

☻SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear! ☻Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget... ☻What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me? ☻If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!! ☻I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more! ☻If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me. ☻Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness ☻By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you. ☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say. ☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME ! ☻If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever... ☻Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!! ☻LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go

away! ☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!! ☻Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you! ☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you... ☻You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you! ☻If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you ☻I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you ☻You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way. ☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special. ☻Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses. ☻There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you. ☻There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me.. ☻I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

☻No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. ☻Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. ☻To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. ☻Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. ☻Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. ☻Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. ☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. ☻The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. ☻Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. ☻To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. ☻Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. ☻There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around. ☻Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. ☻Remember: Whatever happens, happens for a reason. ☻In all your remembering, remember that you have choices.

☻Though many people will go in and out of your heart only one will want to stay there. If you bulid a heart full of holes, think how much easier it is to hang on. ☻It isn't what happens in your life that matters most, it is what your heart does with it, who it shares it with and what together they learn from it. ☻They say forgive and forget, but if someone is worth forgiving then you'll never forget them. ☻The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return. Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you ☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together. ☻Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone Mend me to your side and never let go Say Time knows nothing, we'll never grow cold The more I live The more I know Whats simple is true I love you ☻Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. ☻The words are easy when the language is love ☻If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a KISS, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do? ☻A B C D E F G H I J KLMNOPQRS TVWXYZ oops! i miss "U"

☻A ring is round, A well is deep & in ur arms i long to sleep & in your bed i long to lie no 1 else but u & i ☻I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!! ☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you! ☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you! When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ? ☻The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ... ☻The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart. ☻In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities. ☻What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart. ☻A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true ☻A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you! ☻Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....

☻I love you! From the earth till the moon! ☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend! ☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you ☻Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain! ☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you. ☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx ☻Love is forever, only the partners change... ☻If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you ☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow ☻I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life ☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.... ☻Love is....... to love more and more each day....

☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most ☻Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!! ☻Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you. ☻I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss ☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!! ☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! ☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams ! ☻Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues. ☻My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life? ☻Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else! ☻I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception. ☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be. ☻Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

☻A good movy can make you cry... so can onions. ☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office! ☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things. ☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend ! ☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!! ☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! ☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us ☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever ☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you ☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there! ☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ... ☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

☻U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u... ☻Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other. ☻If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me... ☻Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U... ☻The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever.. ☻it dos nt hurt me seeing you in luv wd sum1 else, not wen i c u so hapi wd her n nt wen u dnt say hi 2 me. it hurts me knwing dat i shud've been in her place. ☻t's a luvly feeling 2 stand on d top of a hill & feel on ur face d touch of d cool soft wind, he same is d feeling wenevr I hear ur voice & c ur smyl. ☻There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let them go. ☻Days wil b spnt lyk yirs f dos days wil b spnt w/out u, smiles r lyk frwn f its nt ment 4 u, but 4ever wil sound gre8t f u promise 4ever to me! ☻FYT 4UR LOVE, dats ol dey say.LET HER KNOW & DON't LET HER GO, so what dey think of. IT WUD WORK OUT is dey beliv in. SET UR HART FREE, its wat they see. but how can i......wen 4u ITS NEVER ME?!!! ☻everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around. ☻Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits... ☻If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT". But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".

☻There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let tham go. ☻I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except you... ☻the pain inflicted, is because the good times (no matter how brief) make it all worthwhile. ☻why say HI! if u mean I MISS U.. why say LET'S GO! if u mean I WANT 2 B W/ U.. why say STAY! if u can say B WITH ME... and why say I CARE wen ur heart says I LUV U! ☻i dont want 2 live anoder day if u're no longer der, 4 in dis lyf only u can inspyr me 2 c d nxt sunrys, only u can motiv8 me 2 apprec8 d colors of lyf dat no one else can. ☻ts funny that all of the souls in this worls knows how i feel for you..but you it seems that ur the only one who doesnt have the clue.. i just wanna tell you what everybody knows and thats I LOVE YOU... ☻not ol d tym i can go wid u. not ol d tym i can plis u. not al d tym im available 4 u 2 tok 2. but 1 thing is 4 sure, i'l care 4 u even wen u least expect me 2. ☻dont set ppl free if u luv dem, keep dem and treasure dem and fyt for dem... kaya nga pinaglaban kita eh, kasi LOVE KITA!!! ☻Luv is only a gift gven 2 us, we shd not hold it in r hands 4 we may nvr find d strength 2 let go wen it dcded 2 leave, we shd only mbrace 8s warmth & glow wyl it last & den frily open r arms when its tme 2 say gudbye........ ☻if someone asks me if ur good...il say ur not...if they say ur better...il say ur not...why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had... ☻id rather to loved and be hurt than nothing at all ☻If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever. ☻if you cud be a part of my body,i'd let you be my heart for i want you to be the most important,be the center of ol my emotions and be the last 1 to stop

wen it's tym for me to "GO". . ☻y hide ur elings 2 d 1 u love? y lav d 1 hu lavs anader? y give evrything if only pain comes in return? y wait if ders nothing 2 wait 4? i guess d anser is... LOVE ☻i know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing ryt means letting u go...then let me be wrong 4ever... ☻my hart s made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!! ☻u can close ur eyes wd d things u dnt want 2 c bt u can never close ur heart wd d thigs u dnt want 2 feel. ☻U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME? i promised u Nothing but i gave yoy EVERYTHING!!!!

Miss You Messages ☻My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U! ☻i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u. ☻4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether ☻among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens ☻Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go... ☻Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt. ☻It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone ☻i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!! ☻Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart! ☻I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever! ☻i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still. ☻Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other! ☻Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new! ☻i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u! ☻So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!

☻Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u. ☻I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you. ☻As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be "friends forever" ☻Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u

SMS Greetings ☻BLINKING STARS FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up... Gd nite N sleep TiTE ☻ TIME TO SLEEP LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT! ☻ MORNING GREETING Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day! ☻ MORNING GIFT Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care! ☻ GOOD MORNING A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day! ☻ NITE HAS END... Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. ☻ THINGS TO NOTE B4 SLEEPING ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF Me, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Gd NiTe! ☻ HELLO The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! ☻: I PRAY 4 YOU In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite ☻ GOOD MORNING The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. ☻ NO MATTER No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite! ☻ TIME 4 BED da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite! ☻ I CARE MOST I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite....... ☻ STARS LIGHT

Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams ☻ NICE FRIENDS A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams... ☻ WASH UP Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite. ☻ COLD COLD NITE On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! ☻ WINDOWS OF SOUL Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility n soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland! OYASUMINASAI! Sweet Dreams! ☻SOUL BACK FROM DREAMLAND Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning. ☻ DRACULA KISS As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight.. ☻ LAZY BONE WAKE UP! The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning... ☻ AS NITE FALLS As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight ☻ THE SUN HAD RISED The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u.. ☻ SOMEWHERE OUT THERE somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinkin of u somewhere out there where dreams come true... nitenite & sweet dreams 2 u ☻ MASTER OF PUPPETS Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz

SMS Poems BITE OF U The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I'll have to take a bite of you. UR SMILE Your smile is a general my heart a soldier STARS If the universe did start with a bang when God loved and the angels sang one of the sparks that flew chased time to become you DOVE when the moon shine from the heaven above, i open my dove a i lyin the floor KISS if kisses wer rain id send u showers, if fun was time id send u hrs, if u needed a frnd id send u me! ]HUH? As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky... i wonder... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!? BOOK OF LIFE Starting a new day, Starting a new life, Starting a new page, In the Endless Book of Life. LETTING GO if i luv sum1 let them go... if they return it was meant to b... if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif

FORGET ME NOT forgettin you is hard to do forgettin me is up to you forget me not forget me never forget this message but not the sender SENT WITH A SMILE god in heaven, god above please protect the one i love, sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, i love the one who is reading this STOLEN Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me, check it! FOUND YOU I love you up from heaven down to the ground I'm really glad to have you found ANGEL last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you. but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel DONT4GET Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET! HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i'll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me ALL THE TIME Good time, bad time, night time, day time, work time, off time, sad time, happy time,

in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.

TOO MUCH! when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share! 2 GOOD 2 B TRUE they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there's only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true FALL U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree But the best way to fall is in love with me. 4EVER u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true MEANT 2 B i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be STOLEN Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me, check it! DONT MESS WITH ME here's my halo made of glass mess with me and i'll kick ur ass MA HUNI Gifts r given @ b'days, chocs @ valentine, roses 2 say sorry, luv is shown wid kisses, but da reason 4 sending dis is.... cuz UR MA HUNI!! LUV U I love u wen u r sad. I love u wen u r happy. I love u wen u r teasing. I love u wen u r laughing. I love u wen u r angry. I love u wen u love love me. KISS 2 U a kiss to you from you know who

they say you knew me

COZ It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it's most beautiful angel... AMONG THE STARS Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose. MISS U i miss u r u miss me its u know or God know but i know about my heart and brain that is crying everytime for u. dont froget me. I MISS U I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u. LOVE ME Love me, dont hate me! Your love is my life, Your hate is my death! FALLING You can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt. But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven! EVRY NITE Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you. LEARN 2 LUV Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now. ☻FRIENDSHIP TEST... thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe... ☻FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

☻F.U.C.K REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity! ☻FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!! ☻ PRICELESS GIFT FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~! ☻SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! ☻ COMPARE FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN... ☻FRIENDS 4 LIFE Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible! ☻COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! ☻FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ☻ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. ☻OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control. ☻ MEMORY LASTS FOREVER A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye. ☻ FRIENDSHIP The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you. ☻ NEVER SPLIT I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again. ☻NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

☻ WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U... ☻ BEHIND YOU DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall... ☻ NAKED GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. ☻ MAKING LOVE After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!! ☻KISS A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue. ☻PAINTING A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn. ☻FALLING APART Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom. ☻HOME EARLY 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.' ☻ NEVER LOSE ME! We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend! ☻BEST FREN A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. ☻SHOOTING STARS The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!! ☻ KEEPING A FRIEND KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U.. ☻ PROMISE We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE! ☻FLOWER If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! ☻ A RING

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend. ☻WONDERFUL FRIEND There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u! ☻WAT U SEE Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart! ☻ FATE 2B FRIENDS A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us. ☻ WHAT YOU SAY Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say... ☻ FRIENDSHIP MEANS... I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha ☻ ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU... Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you... ☻ LEAVING FOOTPRINTS Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. ☻AS LONG AS.... As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste. ☻ MY BRA a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :) ☻ PRICETAGS GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!! ☻OLD FRIENDS Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER. ☻ PATH OF FRIENDSHIP The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :) ☻ NIGHT PRAYER Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen. ☻ABOUT ME Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you? ☻ GOOD TASTE

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE! ☻ BE MY FRIEND If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you. ☻ RULES TO BE HAPPY 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND ☻ FRIENDS Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U... ☻KISS MY ASS The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass! ☻RING I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land.... ☻ FRIENDS LIKE HAIR Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back. ☻NICE FRIENDS A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams... ☻SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u. ☻SEX ON TEXT Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text! ☻YOU ARE WANTED The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me? ☻TALKING DIRTY When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. ☻LOVE AND SEX Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game! ☻SEX IS ... Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?! ☻GIVE ME ALL YOUR $$$ MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U ☻NIGHT PRAYER

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen. ☻WHAT I NEED I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you! ☻WRONG NUMBER U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY ☻NO SEX ! There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX ! ☻PHONE ENGAGE hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER' ☻KENTUCKEY A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in. ☻TWINKLE LITTLE STAR Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion. ☻OLD MAN There was an old man from gosham, who got out his bollocks to wash'em, His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back, i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new) ☻ARSE ICONS (_!_) Regular arse (__!__) Fat arse (!) Tight arse (_*_) Sore arse (_o_) Well used arse (_e=mc2_) Smart arse (_x_) Kiss my arse ☻FAMILY your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and your mothers now your lover ☻GUY PERIOD If guys had they periods They wouldcompare the size of their tampons!

☻DEMONSTRATION Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the nformation...or do you need a demonstration

☻SEX IS EVIL Sex is evil Evil is sin Sin is forgiven So stick it in. ☻VIRGIN Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut. ☻GUYS Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. ☻cOOL GIRL Im acool girl, in acool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

☻HOT SEX There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ... NO SEX ! ☻WOMENS NEEDS There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!! ☻SICK LEAVE A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick. Boss asks: How sick are you?

The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that? ☻BRAND SEX Sex is like nokia -connecting people like Nike -just do it Like Pepsi -ask for more Like Samsung -everyone is invated and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE! ☻VALANTINE Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

☻F**KING MAFIA Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!! ☻THE BUSH When an apple is green it's ready to pluck When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck! ☻The Alpahbet a-ur attractive b-ur beautiful c-urcaring d-ur delicous e-ur exciting f-ur funny g-ur gorgeous h-ur heavenly I-IM J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSER!

☻Luv is a sensation Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation,a boy puts his location in a girls

destination,do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration? ☻Good Sex Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid! ☻Equation Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply! ☻Sex Guide Bak 2 bak, front 2 front, on d table,lick dcunt, stick it in, do ur ting, do it hard & make her sing, tense ur body feel dcum, den let it rip into her bum! ☻Luv me tender Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin! ☻Life as a penis 5 reasons not 2 b a penis 1)ur bald ur entire life 2)both ur naybors r nutz 3)an arsehole lives b’hind u 4)ur bestm8s acunt 5)wen xcited u throw up den faint! ☻Pregnant Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

☻Flying Fuck Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten! ☻Beat Me Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout! ☻£50 note tattood on yourcock 3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock: 1- Ucan play wiv ur money, 2- Ucan see ur money grow 3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants ☻Bastard Rubber D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore! ☻Nice Arse I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse! ☻Cat & Rooster cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy! ☻Love poem Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between! ☻Bonna There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another? ☻Cocktail Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum! ☻Triplets or Twins I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

☻How to satisfy a woman HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job ☻Life is like a dick Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it! ☻Rainbow Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum! ☻Love & War LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you! ☻Little Girl When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!! ☻Virginity is like a balloon Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever! ☻Question Time Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchest? A)chestnuts Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchin? A)a mouth full ofcock! ☻The Truth QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend? ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!! ☻Pringles Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!

☻Marriage A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had achoice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poorcleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits! ☻Getting Old U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF 1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long 2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss 3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo

☻Baby Please Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth areclean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

☻HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS? 10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!

☻Sex+drugs+rock+rave Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high! ☻Men like toilets Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid 5)rconstantlt full of shit! ☻Mary's bush

Mary Mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!! ☻Horny Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!! ☻5 bad things to say to a naked guy 5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains urcar! 2)but still work,right? 3)r ucold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!

☻Hickory, dickory, dock Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin mecock,daclock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block!

☻Mary had a little lamb Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard! ☻Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

☻Being a student Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!

☻Down on her Knees Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jellycos shes doin a fuckin good job! ☻Cat and the Sausage Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

☻Oral sex Oral sexcan b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den ucum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again! ☻Mary's bike Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt

☻Rhyme a mans ocupation is to stick hiscockulation up a wommens ventulation to increase the population of the younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down! ☻NewsFlash *NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal ! ☻Nutella I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always ,

Nutella. ☻U and the Pope do u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :) ☻Durex Do you wan't fun Do you wan't sex Don't forget durex ☻Old Days in days of old wen knights were bold +condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like u were prevented. ☻Sex, Drugs + Birthcontrol Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll Speed, weed and birthcontrol, lifes a bitch, then u die, so fuck the world lets get high.. ☻Kiss Me Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated! ☻How many letters How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him! ☻My Roof? last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof?? ☻Foot and Mouth mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth ☻Blondes What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop ☻Operator This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you ☻Blonde Womens legs what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met! ☻This Way Up Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H ☻I love you This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it i il i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love young girls with Shaven Pussys! ☻Mary's Lambs Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy. ☻Sheep Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot. ☻Butter Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!! ☻Condom factory Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

☻Yo Mama Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her. ☻Mary Stinks Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole! ☻Mary's Duck mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck! ☻Tampons whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts! ☻Sex is like Maths sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs... and MULTIPLY! ☻Suspense how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!! ☻Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS ☻Farmer Joneshas farmer Joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag ☻Gary Gliter *Newsflash* The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's ☻Ba Ba White Sheep

ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie ☻News Flash - Indian Earthquake !!News flash!! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sendingclothes. britain sending ... ... ... Replacements ☻Leather Heather there was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together ☻Little Miss Drugy little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed. ☻Jack and Jill Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER ☻IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth ☻Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick. ☻Cock Sucker Detecotor This is acock sucker detector Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning.... The test was positive 90percent sperm breath... cOCK SUCKER !! ☻Pink Vagina

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise? ☻Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits. No she said lifting her skirt. Eat me like the fucking book says!

☻Fuck for money sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money ☻Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin! ☻5 reasons not 2 b a penis 1)ur bald ur entire life 2)both ur naybors r nutz 3)an arsehole lives b'hind u 4)ur bestm8s acunt 5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!

☻Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it's a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

☻Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

☻Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!

☻3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:

1- Ucan play wiv ur money, 2- Ucan see ur money grow 3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants

☻D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

☻I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse! ☻Cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

☻Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

☻There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

☻Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!

☻I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

☻HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job ☻Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

☻Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

☻LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

☻When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

☻Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

☻There was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together

☻little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed .

☻Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER

☻what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth ☻There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

☻This is acock sucker detector Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning.... The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...

COCK SUCKER !! ☻Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise? ☻Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits. No she said lifting her skirt. Eat me like the fucking book says!

☻sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money ☻What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents ☻What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET ☻A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!" ☻Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble! ☻Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok" ☻Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever! ☻Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!

Best Friend Messages ☻Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends. ☻To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two. ☻True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for. ☻Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart. ☻A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway. ☻The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends. ☻A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. ☻I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that. ☻A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back. ☻Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'. ☻True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. ☻Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. ☻No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship. ☻Life without friendship is like the sky without sun. ☻Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies. ☻Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never. ☻Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings. ☻Life is nothing without friendship.

☻Love is friendship set on fire. ☻Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief. ☻There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart. ☻There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.

Special You Messages ☻Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1 ☻I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u. ☻A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill! ☻Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine! ☻i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind! ☻As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like why do I love u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u! ☻I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best! ☻I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place

Pick Up Lines ☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ☻I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic ☻I'm good at math, U+I=69 ☻I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. ☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK ☻Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. ☻Please help the homeless. Take me home with you... ☻Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. ☻What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? ☻Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you. ☻Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? ☻You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. ☻You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square? ☻Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw. ☻Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! ☻Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? ☻Baicarumba...are those real? ☻Be unique and different, just say yes. ☻Can I flirt with you?

☻Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. ☻Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin. ☻Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. ☻Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? ☻Greetings and salivations ☻Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house. ☻I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away! ☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? ☻I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. ☻If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? ☻Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? ☻That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. ☻Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. ☻Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated. ☻I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate. ☻I wonder what our children will look like. ☻I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off? ☻If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. ☻If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town. ☻If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". ☻It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me? ☻Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?

☻That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? ☻The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. ☻There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass. ☻There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself. ☻Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? ☻You're so hot, your ass is on fire. ☻Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? ☻I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. ☻Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled... ☻I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight. ☻If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second. ☻There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name. ☻Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. ☻What time do you have to be back in heaven? ☻Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? ☻You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. ☻You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20. ☻You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. ☻You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise! ☻You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast. ☻Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. ☻Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

☻Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime? ☻Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. ☻Got two nipples for a dime? ☻Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you. ☻Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on! ☻Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? ☻I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. ☻I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you. ☻Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you! ☻You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea. ☻You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! ☻You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. ☻Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! ☻Do you want to see something swell? ☻Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. ☻Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC! ☻Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? ☻Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. ☻Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. ☻I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn". ☻If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

☻If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie. ☻Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell. ☻Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts. ☻The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word. ☻You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room! ☻Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny! ☻Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on? ☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ☻I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down. ☻I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking? ☻I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. ☻I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day. ☻Save a horse, ride a cowboy. ☻Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good. ☻When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. ☻Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? ☻You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way ☻You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. ☻You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying. ☻You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

☻You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya ☻As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! ☻I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ☻Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. ☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ☻Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more? ☻Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? ☻Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? ☻Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch? ☻Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. ☻Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? ☻I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince ☻Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. ☻Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend? ☻For a fat chick, you sure have small tits. ☻Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much. ☻Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink. ☻Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. ☻Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

☻Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk" ☻Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor ☻Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart." ☻I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. ☻I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? ☻I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! ☻If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?" ☻The only thing that matters is that we're together. ☻I'msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. . ☻Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? ☻Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. ☻I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your Gspot. ☻Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. ☻Say, did we go to different schools together? ☻The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. ☻There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. ☻Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." ☻You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. ☻You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection. ☻Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?

☻Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers? ☻You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow. ☻Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? ☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ☻I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic ☻I'm good at maths, U+I=69 ☻I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. ☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK ☻Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. ☻Please help the homeless. Take me home with you... ☻Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. ☻What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? ☻Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you. ☻Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? ☻You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. ☻You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square? ☻Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw. ☻Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? ☻I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. ☻Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...

☻I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight. ☻If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second. ☻There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name. ☻Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. ☻What time do you have to be back in heaven? ☻Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? ☻You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. ☻You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20. ☻You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. ☻You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise! ☻You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast ☻Be unique and different, say yes. ☻Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? ☻Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? ☻Hi. Are you cute? ☻I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. ☻I'm easy. Are you? ☻I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. ☻I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. ☻Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. ☻So....How am I doin'? ☻Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?

☻I think about you when I masturbate. ☻Are we related? Do you want to be? ☻Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. ☻Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. ☻Do you know how to use a whip? ☻Excuse me, do you live around here often? ☻Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. ☻Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? ☻Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley? ☻Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. ☻Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart." ☻I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'... ☻I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. ☻I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. ☻I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? ☻If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater. ☻Like the look of your crotch. ☻Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you? ☻Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair. ☻Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. ☻Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. ☻Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

☻Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. ☻How was Heaven when you left it? ☻You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. ☻Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'. ☻I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven. ☻You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good. ☻You should be someone's wife. ☻Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. ☻You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line. ☻Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. ☻Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get. ☻If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. ☻It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. ☻Bush, manmohan (Indian prime minister), aishwarya rai and sonia (sonia gandhi head of opposition in indian goverment) are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Sonia is thinking: these americans are all crazy after aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. Aishwarya is thinking: bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed sonia instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking: damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me. Manmohan is thinking: if this train goes through another tunnel i will make another kissing sound and slap bush again.

☻a man joined a big multi national company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: get me a cup of coffee, quickly! The voice from the other side responded: you fool, you''ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you''re talking to? No replied the trainee. It''s the managing director of the company, you idiot! The trainee shouted back: and do you know who you are talking to, you idiot? No! Replied the managing director angrily. Thank god! Replied the trainee and put down the phone

☻ when sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, you are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

☻interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

☻there is anyone who can give me answer of this question? I am a word of 5 letters, people eat me. If you remove my 1st letter i will be form of energy, if you remove my 1st 2 letters i will be needed 4 living, if you remove my 1st 3 letters i will be near u! If you remove my 1st 4 letters i will be a drink 4u. Who am i? Reply me if you r intelligent

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