Gfl Week 2

LUNA WEEKLY Issue 3 Vol. 1

10/05/08

Page 1: Racial Bowl™ III

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Page 2: GFL™ Week 2 POTW Page 2: Where is he?

New Week, Same Story in Racial Bowl™ v 3.0 White folk fans are calling for the firing of head coach, John Smith, following yet another defeat at the hands of the Coach Rashad Juan Raj Chan and the minorities. Some things in life are just almost guaranteed. For example, the University of Oklahoma Sooners football team will contend for national championships, the Duke Blue Devils will make the Sweet 16 of the NCAA basketball tournament, or Miley Cyrus will be the next Britney Spears. Well, we can almost add another event to that list: the Minorities beating the White Folk in the Racial Bowl™. The two juggernauts have faced each other 3 times, and the Minorities have won 3 times. The latest was a 35-28 victory. Times are not good in Whiteville, USA. The long time fans are tired of losing to the minorities and want change. They have been targeting head coach John Smith as the source of their problems. One said, who requested to remain anonymous, said, “We have just as much talent as the minorities. We are just getting outcoached. There is no reason we shouldn’t win every time”. The White Folk were missing some key players (Meredith Oliveti, Simone Fraid, Anne Siska, Drew Harber, Michael Sarchet, and James Foster), but so were the minorities (Valerie Truong, Helen Ajufo, and Cheng Yuet). Overall, it was a good game and can’t wait for round IV. Game ball for the Minorities goes to Rohit Rai (who fulfills

Team Rosters WHITE FOLK: Javen Weston Aaron Dillard Mike Calhoun Shai Allen Miche Molidor MINORITIES: Ankur Verma Windeon Rohit Rai Uvaldo Luna childhood dream of being name MVP) and for the White Folk, Miche Molidor.

Meredith Oliveti and Drew Harber Honored for On-Field Play This week’s rendition of GFL™ Players of the Week brings us two fresh faces: Meredith Oliveti and Drew Harber. After weeks of solid plays they are finally recognized for their outstanding play. Meredith Oliveti was named Offensive POTW. During Friday’s matchup of powerhouses, she caught a total of 10 balls for 131 yards with two touchdowns. Her coach, Javen Weston was pleased with her play, “Meredith played a great game. She has really good hands and is tall for a receiver. Our quarterbacks did a really good job of getting the ball anywhere near her. That’s all he needs to do and Mere Bear will take care of the rest.” Meredith made the other team look bad in front of them selves. Harber has been in consideration for POTW numerous times and this week he finally broke through. He was named Defensive POTW by the GFL™. Drew finished Friday’s nightcap with 2 interceptions and returned the last one for the game-winning touchdown. On top of that, he did a great job all night containing the other team’s best receiver. His teammate Brian Jackson

stated, “I swear Drew has teleporting skills. Sometimes it seems like he is out of the play and he comes out of nowhere and swats the ball away.” Tune in next week for the POTW.

Players and Fans Worried About Michael Sarchet After coming off the bench and leading his team on a monstrous comeback victory last week, Michael Sarchet has not been heard from. He has not been at practice and did not play this week. Rumor has it that he has caught a stomach virus that has been going around. His coach and organization has not released any information regarding his absence. The GFL™, its players, and its fans are really worried and miss him dearly. Hopefully he will be on the field next time his team takes the field.

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