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HABIT never goes if u remove H A-BIT remains If u remove A BIT remains and IF u remove B It still remains. So my habit of scrapping u will never go.

When I was a dog, and you were a flower I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

Ladka shaadi se pehle SPIDERMAN Sagai k Samay SUPERMAN Shadi k Samay GENTLEMAN Shadi k 10 saal baad WATCHMAN Shadi k 20 saal baad DOBERMAN.

Summer ResortA place where girls try to get husbands and husbands try to get girls.

The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free atleast!

Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator!

The poor wish to be rich the rich wish to be happy the single wish to be married and the married wish to be dead.

Which type of girls wear transparent dresses? The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man!

Teacher to Bunty: How old is your father? Bunty:As old as I am Teacher: How is that possible? Bunty: He became father only after I was born.

There was a lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married-now he is going through hell !!

The average guy is much more interested in a girls Geography than her History.

A Husband: There are only two things about me that my wife doesn’t care about(i)Everything I say and (ii)Everything I do.

Bunty invested 2 lakh in a business and suffered a huge loss. - Do you know what was the business? - He opened a hair cutting saloon in Punjab!!

Man 2 Chemist: Mujhe White colour ka condom dena? Chemist:White kyon? MAn:Meri Padosan ka pati mar gaya hai mujhe afsos karne jana hai.

Why do women spend so much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MIND? Because they know that men are STUPID but not BLIND.

Angrez-Hamare yahan 80% shaadiyan e-mail se hoti hain Bunty- Kamaal hai! hamare yahan 100% shaadiyan female se hoti hain

I'll take bricks and write "I MISS U" on them and throw it on your head to make u feel, how much it pains when "I MISS U"

Cultural difference between USA & India In USA u can kiss at any public place but can’t do SUSU. In India u can SUSU at any public place but can’t do KISS

A Judge fined a rapist Rs. 10,800 When the man asked why Rs. 10,800? Judge replied10,000 for rape plus 8% entertainment tax.

A Sex expert was asked whether rape is possible while running? No Chance! Woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with pants down.

Difference between good girls & bad girls Good girls open a few buttons in hot atmosphere, but Bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot!

Father on the day of graduation ceremony of his son asks himWhat was the hardest thing u learned at College? How to open Beer bottles with teeth!

Who was the 1st Indian woman 2 fly abroad? ******** ******** ******** Sitaji with Raavan.

Man goes 2 medical shop Man-I need poison Shopkeeper-I can’t sell u (MAn shows his wife's Photo) Shopkeeper- Oh! Sorry! didnt know u had a prescription!

For a PepsiShahrukh Khan, 4 a FantaRani Mukherjee, 4 a Coke- Aamir Khan, 4 a Thumps upSalman Khan, Chinta mat kar Yaar Kanche Waali bottle teri

The boy fell in love with a girl at second sight because in first sight he didnt know that she was very rich

God made man and then rested God made woman and then no one rested

Aim for the stars but first aim for their bodyguards

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men know about Women

How Dogs and Women are alike Neither believe that silence is golden Neither can balance a checkbook Both put too much value on kissing

What is the difference betwwen a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry, I will leave, I cant find a brain!

One out of four people is a Chinese if your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese it must be you

This cat,is cat,a cat good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain a sexy mouth nice smile....but that is enough about me, tell me how you are ?

Someday u may lose ur hair u may lose ur teeth ur money & even lose ur mind but 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks coz u can't lose wat u dont have !

If you delete this scrap thats bcoz u love me if u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats becoz u miss me so what u gonna do with it?

Why do u think I scrap u? Is it because I care? Or I miss u? Or I love u ? Or I need you? No! its becoz I need a person for just TIME PASS

Niche jaao aur jito PAISE HI PAISE .......... or niche ..........

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or niche .......... YAKIN nahin aata "TUM" paiso k liye itna niche gir sakte ho

Great people talk abt ideas, average people talk abt things small people talk abt other people and the LEGENDS never talk they just send scraps like this!!!

END Dear Reader, This scraps are collected from orkut web. Thanks, Balaji