Fuel the Syndrome So you have the SMS Life Syndrome huh? Now all you need is something to fuel the syndrome. And what better than the SMS Life Dictionary! A AML - All my love ASAP - As soon as possible ATB - All the best RUOK - Are You Okay AYSOS - Are you stupid or Something @TEOTD - At The End Of The Day AAS - Alive And Smiling AEAP - As Early As Possible ABITHIWT - A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush ALOL - Actually Laughing Out Loud B BRB - Be right back BTW - By the way B4 - Before BFN Bye For Now BTDT - Been there done that BAU - Business As Usual BCOZ - Because BHOF - Bald headed old fart BO - Buzz off BTOBS - Be there or be square C Cm - Call me Cu - See you CUL8R - See you later CID - Consider it done CWOT - Complete Waste Of Time CTN - Can't Talk Now CRAP - Cheap, redundant assorted products CWYL - Chat with you later KEWL Cool QT - Cutie D Dk - Don't know Dur? - Do you remember DND - Do Not Disturb DINK - Double Income No Kids DIKU - Do I Know You DIY - Do it yourself DA - the DWL - Dying with laughter DUST - Did You See That? DILLIGAD - Do I look like I give a damn?
E E2eg - Ear to ear grin EOD - End of discussion EOL - End of lecture RLR - Earlier EZ - Easy XLNT - Excellent NRG - Energy EM - Excuse Me? 8 - Eight NUFF - Enough F F2F - Face to Face FYEO - For your eyes only FYI - For your information FWIW - For What It's Worth FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions 4EVER - Forever FBOW - For better or worse FOC - Free of Charge FWD - Forward 4 - For G Gr8 - Great GAL - Get A Life GTH - Go To Hell G2G - Got to Go GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike GSOH - Good Sense Of Humour GBTW - Get back to work GFC - Going for coffee GBH - Great Big Hug GL - Good Luck H H8 - Hate HAND - Have a nice day H&K - Hugs and Kisses HOAS - Hold On A Sec HUD - How You Doing? HOT4U - Hot for you HTH - Hope this helps HW - Homework HAGD - Have a Great Day
I IDK - I don’t know IGotUBabe - I’ve got you Babe ILU - I love You IUSS - If you say so IDC - I Don't Care IMO - In My Opinion IBTD - I beg to differ INMP - It's not my problem IOH - I'm outta here IDL - Ideal J J4F - Just for fun JstCllMe - Just call Me JAM - Just A Minute JC - Just checking JAS - Just a second JIC - Just in case JK - Just kidding JAD - Just Another day JM2C - Just My 2 Cents JPYL - Just pulling your leg K KC - Keep cool KIT - Keep in touch KISS - Keep It Simple, Stupid K - Okay KFY - Kiss for you KWIM - Know what I mean KYPO - Keep your pants on KIR - Keep It Real KHUF - Know How You Feel KMP - Keep Me Posted L L8r - Later Lol - Laughing out loud LTNC - Long time no see LtsGt2gthr - Lets get together LOML - Love Of My Life LONH - Lights On, Nobody Home LOPSOD - Long on promises, short on delivery LDR - Long Distance Relationship LFTI - Looking Forward To It LIFO - Last In, First Out M MSG - Message M$ULkeCrZ - Miss you like Crazy!
MGB - May God Bless MIA - Missing In Action MO - Move On MYL - Mind Your Language MYOB - Mind your own Business MKOP - My Kind Of Place MTE - My Thoughts Exactly MorF - Male or Female? N NC - No comment NE1 - Anyone NWO - No way out N/M - Nothing Much NADT - Not A Damn Thing NBD - No Big Deal NICE - Nonsense In Crappy Existence NIMY - Never In A Million Years NMP - Not My Problem NOYB - None Of Your Business O OAO - Over And Out OATUS On - A Totally Unrelated Subject OCD - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ODTAA - One Damn Thing After Another OMDB - Over My Dead Body OMG - Oh My God OOO - Out Of Office O4U - Only for you OTT - Over The Top OOTB - Out of the box or Out of the blue P PCM - Please call me PPL - People P&C - Private & Confidential PANS - Pretty Awesome New Stuff PDQ - Pretty Darn Quick PHAT - Pretty Hot And Tempting PLS - Please POV - Point of View PITA - Pain In The Arse PTB - Please Text Back Q QL - Quit Laughing QQ - Quick Question
R RUOK - Are you okay? RBTL - Read between the lines RMLB - Read my lips baby RBAY - Right Back Atcha RSN - Real Soon Now RTBM - Read The Bloody Manual RL - Real Life ROTM - Right on the money RTBS - Reason to be single S SWTDRMZ - Sweet Dreams SC - Stay cool SOL - Sooner or later SO - Significant Other SOB - Stressed Out Big time SWIM - See What I Mean? SSDD - Same Stuff Different Day SOS - Same Old Stuff or Help! SMS - Short Message Service SG4IT - Search Google For It T T2ul - Talk to you later Thx - Thanks TIC - Tongue in Cheek TAFN - That’s All For Now TBD - To Be Decided TIA - Thanks In Advance TOY - Thinking Of You TS - Totally Stinks TTTT - To Tell The Truth TMB - Text Me Back U UOM - You Owe Me U4E - Yours For Ever URAS - You are a star unPC - unPolitically correct URYY4M - You are too wise for me UR - Your, You're U2 - You Too URW - You are welcome V VFM - Value for money VM - Voice mail VRBS - Virtual reality bullshit
W W4U - Waiting for You WDYT - What Do You Think? WOTAM - Waste Of Time And Money WRT - With Regard To WTH - What the heck/hell? WUM - Watch Your Mouth WAEF - When All Else Fails WFM - Works for me WKND - Weekend WAD - Without A Doubt X XclusvlyUrs - Exclusively Yours XI10 - Exciting XME - Excuuuuse Me Y YBS - You’ll be Sorry YNK - You never know YKW - You Know What? YAFIYGI - You asked for it, you got it YGIAGAM - Your guess is as good as mine YGLT - You're Gonna Love This YGTI - You Get The Idea? YGTBK - You've Got To Be Kidding Z ZZZ - Sleeping, Bored, Tired