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DO-IT-YOURSELF ARCHITECTURAL DIALOGUE COMPOSE 40,000 IMPRESSIVE SENTENCES. SELECT ONE PHRASE FROM EACH COLUMN TO FORM GOBBLEDYGOOK STATEMENTS THAT SOUND PROFOUND. COLUMN A 1
One might say
COLUMN B
COLUMN C
COLUMN D
the massing of major
must utilize and be
the sophisticated design
elements
functionally interwoven
solution
with 2
Aesthetically speaking
the introduction of
maximizes the real
the anticipated degree of
brutalism
probability of cost
human ambiance
overruns for 3
4
5
6
7
On the other hand
the treatment of the main
adds specific critical path
the acuteness of the
façade
events to
conflict gradient
Based upon inter-
the initial stage of
necessitates that urgent
the pragmatics of value
disciplinary considerations
conceptual development
considerations be made of
engineering
With sensitive respect for
the by-product of repetitive
requires exhaustive trade-
the final quantitative
human scale
space articulation
off study to arrive at
analysis
Indubitably
the life-cycle cost control
is further compounded by
the evolution of
taking into account
performance specifications
Above and beyond plebian
the environmental impact
presents extremely
the philosophy of
comfort objectives
analysis
synergistic challenges to
commonality and standardization
8
9
10
Beyond the horizon of the
energy conservation
recognizes the critical
the study of true fecundity
human intellect
regulations
necessity to subtract from
in the state of the art
Architecturally thinking
the structural dynamic
imposes smothering
the creation of an immortal
analysis
constraints upon
monument to posterity
the internal use
adds overriding three
the final abortion
adjacencies and
dimensional constraints to
In the final rationalization
circulation As a bonus service to our friends and clients, we thought it appropriate to provide the above “Do-it-yourself Architectural Dialogue” chart. Those of you who are not school-trained in architecture will find this invaluable in conversing with designers and governmental authorities. Just think of any four-digit number (say, 2447), consult your handy chart, and read off the similarly numbered phrases from Columns A, B, C, and D. I.E. – 2447 = “Aesthetically speaking the initial stage of conceptual development necessitates that urgent considerations be made of the philosophy of commonality and standardization.” Never mind what it means, just use it and watch the way you stop conversation. You can compose entire speeches or profound reports just by using varied number combinations. As you become more proficient in its use, you may wish to experiment with varying column sequences, i.e. BADC, CBAD, etc. However, these advanced configurations are not recommended for beginners, as they do require sophisticated dexterity with punctuation.
One might say
COLUMN B
COLUMN C
COLUMN D
the massing of major
must utilize and be
the sophisticated design
elements
functionally interwoven
solution
with 2
Aesthetically speaking
the introduction of
maximizes the real
the anticipated degree of
brutalism
probability of cost
human ambiance
overruns for 3
4
5
6
7
On the other hand
the treatment of the main
adds specific critical path
the acuteness of the
façade
events to
conflict gradient
Based upon inter-
the initial stage of
necessitates that urgent
the pragmatics of value
disciplinary considerations
conceptual development
considerations be made of
engineering
With sensitive respect for
the by-product of repetitive
requires exhaustive trade-
the final quantitative
human scale
space articulation
off study to arrive at
analysis
Indubitably
the life-cycle cost control
is further compounded by
the evolution of
taking into account
performance specifications
Above and beyond plebian
the environmental impact
presents extremely
the philosophy of
comfort objectives
analysis
synergistic challenges to
commonality and standardization
8
9
10
Beyond the horizon of the
energy conservation
recognizes the critical
the study of true fecundity
human intellect
regulations
necessity to subtract from
in the state of the art
Architecturally thinking
the structural dynamic
imposes smothering
the creation of an immortal
analysis
constraints upon
monument to posterity
the internal use
adds overriding three
the final abortion
adjacencies and
dimensional constraints to
In the final rationalization
circulation As a bonus service to our friends and clients, we thought it appropriate to provide the above “Do-it-yourself Architectural Dialogue” chart. Those of you who are not school-trained in architecture will find this invaluable in conversing with designers and governmental authorities. Just think of any four-digit number (say, 2447), consult your handy chart, and read off the similarly numbered phrases from Columns A, B, C, and D. I.E. – 2447 = “Aesthetically speaking the initial stage of conceptual development necessitates that urgent considerations be made of the philosophy of commonality and standardization.” Never mind what it means, just use it and watch the way you stop conversation. You can compose entire speeches or profound reports just by using varied number combinations. As you become more proficient in its use, you may wish to experiment with varying column sequences, i.e. BADC, CBAD, etc. However, these advanced configurations are not recommended for beginners, as they do require sophisticated dexterity with punctuation.
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