Cheatem Collections 123 Fagetaboutit Ave Chicago, IL 17 April 2000 RE: Account 5145454156 Dear Sir or Madam: I request that you CEASE and DESIST in your efforts to collect on the above referenced account (SEE letter attached). It is my personal policy not to deal with collection agencies and I will only deal with the original creditor of this account. You are hereby instructed to cease collection efforts immediately or face legal sanctions under applicable Federal and State law. GIVE THIS LETTER THE IMMEDIATE ATTENTION IT DESERVES (scumbag is optional) Cordially Scott Free