Date Application

APPLICATION FOR DATING

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In consideration of your use of the Service, you represent that you are of legal age to form a binding contract and are not a person barred from receiving services under the laws of the United States or other applicable jurisdiction. You also agree to: (a) provide true, accurate, current and complete information about yourself as prompted by the Service's registration form (such information being the "Registration Data") and (b) maintain and promptly update the Registration Data to keep it true, accurate, current and complete. If you provide any information that is untrue, inaccurate, not current or incomplete, or TheCleverest has reasonable grounds to suspect that such information is untrue, inaccurate, not current or incomplete, TheCleverest has the right to suspend or terminate your account and refuse any and all current or future use of the Service (or any portion thereof). TheCleverest is concerned about the safety and privacy of all its users, particularly children. For this reason, parents of children under the age of 13 who wish to allow their children access to the Service must create a TheCleverest Family Account. Thanks for taking the time to read all this, bitch.

SEC. I

APPLICANT INFORMATION (PRINT)

SEC. II

HAIR: blonde dirty blonde light blonde dark blonde

FIRST NAME: LAST NAME: STAGE NAME:

HEIGHT: 5'7" 5'8" 5'9" 5'10"

WEIGHT: 95-100 100-105

ADDRESS:

STREET CITY

SEC. Ia

APPEARANCE

APT. STATE

105-110

BODY TYPE:

ZIP CODE

NAMES AND ADDRESS OF FORMER BOYFRIENDS

(EXTRA SPACE ON REVERSE) SEC. III

COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES

1) My favorite movies are comedies dramas romances in my bedroom camcorder

5) My father will not hassle you because he is incarcerated he is dead he is estranged he is incarcerated and estranged

2) On our first date, you can take me to a bar to a movie out to dinner from behind

6) My undergarments are usually thongs cotton panties silk bikini bottoms absent

3) My breast implants are silicon saline lexxon plastics a gift from my previous boyfriend

7) I perform oral sex on a first date usually often always eagerly

SEC. IV

HYGIENE

SHOWER SCHEDULE (INCLUDE TIMES) S M T W T F

Does your bathroom have a window? yes no If yes, do you shower with the window shades open? yes no If yes, please provide a diagram of your shower in relation to your bathroom window:

4) I am easily manipulated because of my 8) If I were an animal, I'd be low self esteem a cat shaky past relationships a fox diminished mental capacities a mink all of the above a fox having sex with a mink SEC. V

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UNSIGNED APPLICATIONS WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED

X I agree that all the above information is correct, and that I am not or have never been employed by any women's rights organizations and/or any facet of the news or investigative reporting media

WITNESSED BY

X I hereby waive all my rights as a human being in future interactions with the recipient of this application

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