Darnell's Father Goes Strict

“Darnell’s Father Goes Strict” by David Theodore Richardson III Once upon a time around 2007, there was a 13-year old African-American boy named Darnell Theodore Alvin Robinson III, and he lived with his two parents: Olivia, his mother, and Darnell Jr. – his father, and his older sister, Rosita, Darnell has an older sister named Quanta, but she lived in the west side of Yonkers, New York. Darnell’s father, Darnell Jr. was a hard-working father and husband to Olivia, and always held a job but when Darnell Jr. became very infuriated at every body (except Quanta), Olivia, Rosita and Darnell III always had plans and never stayed home. One Morning Darnell III and Olivia were eating breakfast in the living room (where Darnell slept on the Sofa), and Darnell Jr. Came “Olivia, Rosita, and Darnell, All of ya are some dumb people up in here, I Swear!” said Darnell Jr. “Well, Darnell you act like a pregnant woman always be so cranky.” said Olivia. “Olivia, You and Darnell are the two dumb lazy slacking people I have ever lived with.” said Darnell Jr. “Dad, Please calm down.” said Darnell III. “Don’t tell me to calm the [beep] down, I Can mother [beep] talk anyway I mother [beep] please.” said Darnell Jr. and so on, Darnell Jr. went into the bedroom and never came out, until 11:00am. At 11:00are, Darnell Jr. Came back out, only this time he was happy. “Hey, Taggart.” said Darnell Jr., Olivia and Darnell III looked at him very suspiciously, and they said “Are You Feeling Alright.” “I Feel Fine, Never felt any better than I do now.” said Darnell Jr., and he said it very proudly. “Well, Big Darnell makes sure you pick up the things for Thanksgiving.” said Olivia, “’Cause I Do not wants to eat with no turkey as the leader.” “Okay, My Buttercup, Sweet Potato Pie.” said Darnell Jr. and he walked out and got his coat, and head out the door.” “Darnie, padlock the door okay.” said Darnell Jr. and Darnell Jr. did, but he put both locks on the door, accidentally and lay on the couch and knock himself out by watching his sitcoms. A Loud noise was at the door, and someone was trying to get in, and Olivia opened the door and it was Darnell Jr. and Darnell Jr. said this: “Who was the dumb [beep] [beep] that locked me out.” “I did it, Dad, I’m sorry.” said Darnell III. And Darnell Jr. Face was turning red, and he said this in anger: You Mother [beep] [beep], You Stupid [beep], You Lazy [beep] and [beep], You Idiot, Olivia heard and said this: Darnell, How dare you talk to your son, he is only 12 years old, if the neighbors find out that you are speaking like that to a child, we are going to be in a lot of trouble, and we are never going to get our child back! “We’ll we out to leave Darnell with them’ white people, they know what to do.” Then Darnell Jr. spotted Rosita and said this to her: What the [beep] do you think you are doing, you have not took a bath in a week, you stink, like rotten [beep] and garlic bread mixed with Brussels Sprouts. “Ma, Darnell is harassing me again, and I not saying anything bad to him, said Rosita. “Don’t call me, I am not in the mood for this [beep] today, I have my period this week and I really angry so don’t get on my bad side.” said Olivia.

“Yeah, and Go into the bathroom and wash your [beep] and your [beep], [beep].” said Darnell Jr. Will Rosita take a bath? Will Darnell Jr. Get on Rosita’s nerves? Will Darnell become nice again? Found out in the next episode of The Robinsons.