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CONFLICT MANAGEMENT A Random Productions Presentation (TAN AIK LENG, 1.11) With stop motion animation Note: The material contained is accepted as fact at your own risk
Conflict and stuff about it These are conflicts: Ahem… -
War Arguments Disagreements And other conflicty stuff
Famous common Conflicts
There were many significant conflicts in history, as well as in everyday life. World war one World war two Civil wars (russian civil war etc.) Elections (kerry vs bush, PAP vs workers’, napoleon vs snowball) Political things usually involve conflict
Bullying in school Sibling rivalry Fightings such as
“I-don’t-like-your-face” type fighting “Why-did-you-give-meso-much-homework” type fighting (also falls under arguments) Batman vs the Joker
Why do conflicts happen
Conflicts often occur when two people disagree on a point, each wanting to make his own point heard and accepted Conflicts also happen when someone does not pay a debt owed Conflicts can happen when you simply don’t like the person Conflicts sometimes happen for the entertainment of one of the parties
How to solve argument conflicts
Beat the guy senseless until he listens to your point of view If you’re too weak, hire someone to beat the guy senseless until he listens to your point of view If you’re too stingy, ask a big friend to beat the guy senseless until he listens to your point of view (last resort) Discussion and compromise
How to solve money conflicts
Beat the guy senseless until he pays you the money he owes Alternatively, get a professional loan shark to chase him for money (may result in loss of said money) Hang a pig’s head outside his door Have a sniper take him down, then loot the body (last resort) talk to him about it
How to solve I-Don’t-Like-YourFace conflicts
Get plastic surgery Beat his face in with a large iron bar Beat his face in with a large steel bar Beat his face in with a large aluminum bar Beat his face in with a large copper bar Beat his face in with a large tin bar Beat his face in with a large silver bar Beat his face in with a large bronze bar
Resolving conflicts you are not involved in (with a graph)
Sometimes, you see your friends in a quarrel, etc. and maybe feel obliged to help them out. count for getting involved: 1
count for getting involved: 7
count for NOT involved: 1
count for NOT involved: 1
Conclusion
Don’t get involved. It’s stupid.
Tank you for your attention
Brought to you by 15 members of the IT Desk Inovation Office and Technical Support, a stick, a red herring, a gypsy and one slice of cheese.
In association with the Reformat Educational Teaching And Renewing Donation Society and Random Productions Co.
Cheese is good for you. Have a nice day R ELSE
Conflict and stuff about it These are conflicts: Ahem… -
War Arguments Disagreements And other conflicty stuff
Famous common Conflicts
There were many significant conflicts in history, as well as in everyday life. World war one World war two Civil wars (russian civil war etc.) Elections (kerry vs bush, PAP vs workers’, napoleon vs snowball) Political things usually involve conflict
Bullying in school Sibling rivalry Fightings such as
“I-don’t-like-your-face” type fighting “Why-did-you-give-meso-much-homework” type fighting (also falls under arguments) Batman vs the Joker
Why do conflicts happen
Conflicts often occur when two people disagree on a point, each wanting to make his own point heard and accepted Conflicts also happen when someone does not pay a debt owed Conflicts can happen when you simply don’t like the person Conflicts sometimes happen for the entertainment of one of the parties
How to solve argument conflicts
Beat the guy senseless until he listens to your point of view If you’re too weak, hire someone to beat the guy senseless until he listens to your point of view If you’re too stingy, ask a big friend to beat the guy senseless until he listens to your point of view (last resort) Discussion and compromise
How to solve money conflicts
Beat the guy senseless until he pays you the money he owes Alternatively, get a professional loan shark to chase him for money (may result in loss of said money) Hang a pig’s head outside his door Have a sniper take him down, then loot the body (last resort) talk to him about it
How to solve I-Don’t-Like-YourFace conflicts
Get plastic surgery Beat his face in with a large iron bar Beat his face in with a large steel bar Beat his face in with a large aluminum bar Beat his face in with a large copper bar Beat his face in with a large tin bar Beat his face in with a large silver bar Beat his face in with a large bronze bar
Resolving conflicts you are not involved in (with a graph)
Sometimes, you see your friends in a quarrel, etc. and maybe feel obliged to help them out. count for getting involved: 1
count for getting involved: 7
count for NOT involved: 1
count for NOT involved: 1
Conclusion
Don’t get involved. It’s stupid.
Tank you for your attention
Brought to you by 15 members of the IT Desk Inovation Office and Technical Support, a stick, a red herring, a gypsy and one slice of cheese.
In association with the Reformat Educational Teaching And Renewing Donation Society and Random Productions Co.
Cheese is good for you. Have a nice day R ELSE
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