Beware Of Girls

Beware of girls One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Angel" would come to her in her dreams & give her 3 opertunities to wish anything. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly. Now it was a day for "Angel" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really an "Angel" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them. Angel: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition. Girl: Condition!, what is that? Angel: You have a boy-friend? Girl: Yes. Angel: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didn't know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1 st boon. Girl: (After thinking for some time ...): Yes, I am ready. Girl: 1st, make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world. Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you. Girl: It's OK. Angel: Be as you wish! Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world. Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world. Girl: It's OK. Angel: Be as you wish. Angel: Now the last boon remains. Girl: O Angel, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK. Angel: What? Are you sure! Girl: Yes. Very sure! Angel: Be as you wish. Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too. Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more

intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys! Now, girls please stop reading ... boys scroll down... Dear boys, dont worry, actually what happened is something different than what you all think! Actually,the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world's richest and the most handsome boy. Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont worry if you think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you. Hey....I told u girls not to read... Just for fun with truth...

Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall. ~ Unknown ~ ********* Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man. ~ Unknown ~ ********* It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone... but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. ~ Unknown ~ ********* It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with someone else, but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you. ~ Unknown ~ ********* If love is the answer, can you please repeat the question?

~ Unknown ~ ********* Faith makes all things possible. Love makes them easy. ~ Unknown I believe that to truly Love, is the ultimate ____expression of the will to live. A heart that truly loves is forever young. ~ Unknown ~ ********* Love makes life so confusing, but without love would you really want to live? ~ Unknown ~ ********* Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because I am loved? ~ Unknown ~ ******** Love me now, love me never, but if you love me, love me forever. ~ Unknown ~ ********* Three things of life that are most valuable Love, self-confidence & friends. ~ Unknown ~ ********* To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world. ~ Unknown ~ ********* Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Unknown ~

********* Who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry? ~ Unknown ~ ********* He taught me how to love, but not how to stop. ~ Unknown ~ ********* Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal. ~ Unknown ~ *********

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. ~ Unknown ~ ********* Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents. ~ Unknown ~ ********* Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. ~ Unknown ~ ********* Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says 'For the woman I love' and the second, 'For my best friend.' ~ Unknown ~ *********

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. ~ Unknown ~ ********* No one is perfect until you fall in love with them. ~ Unknown ~ ********* Love, true love, is that which can give the most without asking or demanding anything in return. ~ Mazie Hammond ~ ********* Where there is love, there is God also. ~ Leo Tolstoy ~ ********* All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. ~ Leo Tolstoy ~ ********* Love cures people -- both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. ~ Dr. Karl M�nage ~ ********* One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ~ Sophocles ~ ********* It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations. ~ Khalil Gibran ~

********* When they asked me what I loved most about life, I smiled and said you. ~ Tina ~ ********* Just because you know someone doesn't mean you love them, and just because you don't know people doesn't mean you can't love them. You can fall in love with a complete stranger in a heartbeat, if God planned that route for you. So open your heart to strangers more often. You never know when God will throw that pass at you. ~ Heather Grove ~ ********* Love... What is love? Love is to love someone for who they are, who they were, and who they will be. ~ Chris Moore ~ ********* Why do you say you love me, if you are only going to leave me? ~ Julia ~ *********

;Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road. ~ Kelly Elaine ~ ********* Love is a language spoken by everyone , but understood only by a heart. ~ Shirley Rindani ~ ********* People need love even when they don't deserve it. ~ Nikki Ledbetter ~ *********

For every word you say, another piece of my heart you take. ~ Tiara Johnson ~ ********* Maybe God put a few bad people in your life, so when the right one came along you'd be thankful. ~ Andrea Kiefer ~ ********* Love the heart that hurts you, But never hurt the heart that loves you. ******** Love me for a reason, let the reason be love. ********* It doesn't take a reason to love someone, but it does to like someone. You don't love someone because you want to, you love someone because you are destined too. It's because you fall in Love with them, that you then try to find a reason, but you always come up with the answer, No reason! ********* Love is the beginning of all the joy which nature has store for us. ********* Never say goodbye when you still want to try. Never give up when you still feel you can take it. Never say you don't love a person when you can't let go.

How to put the right person in the right chair? Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right chair? If yes, try this simple experiment. Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and

come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation: If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING. If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING. If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS. If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY. If they have broken the bricks into pieces -PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.

If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT. If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT. If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY. If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved -PUT THEM IN SALES. If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING. If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT. AND last but not least.......... If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT