Bastard

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist kissed the girl ) GIRL: ......Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top ) GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes ) GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl ) GIRL: .Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!