Agm Minutes 291109

Invitational Cricket Club Annual General Meeting 29th November 2009 Present: Terry Preston, Afsheen Panjalisadeh, Martin Friend, Neal Purser, William Worthington, Kiegan Vallalelelely, Sam Dixon, Jacket, Tom Highstead, Skins, Stephen Vidler, Craig Fowle, Emma, Dean Renphrey, Peter Meldrum Apologies: None recorded.

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1. Welcome & Introductions a. PM Introduced the club and how it was founded and described the club should be welcome to all (he did this quite badly) b. For the purpose of the meeting each founding member was then invited to introduce themselves and describe what they were going to bring to the team. i. TP Is going to bring length to the showers AP Is going to bring an international flavour iii. MF Is going to do showering iv. NP Will bring the average length of the team down v. KV Will bring magic vi. SD is an alchoholic vii. TH is big viii. Skins will bring gun batting and bowling ix. SV is a sick cunt x. CF is AP’s favourite player xi. Emma is bringing renners xii. Pete is bringing specs 2. Team name and club badge a. TP came up with an idea of calling the team Eastbourne CC. This was put to the vote and deemed a crap idea. b. SD suggested Mill Road Invitational XI. This was put vote and the motion carried. From this moment the club shall be referred to as Mill Road Invitational XI in all future memorandum. c. It was decided there was no need for a badge as we don’t need a kit.

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3. Brighton University CC Facebook Photo a. TP explained in great detail that a guilty party; namely Sam Walters has requested that the photo for the group should be changed. This caused much outrage including wortho breaking his hand on the table. A motion was put to vote to block the motion brought forward by the defendant Sam Walters, this motion was carried and as a result Mr Walters will now be officially known as a gay. b. TP also explained the picture episode had originally been put to vote, the vote did not include the honorary past members. Therefore the void has been declared void and this made Sam Dixon very angry. c. It was deemed necessary to administer a punishment on the gay. It was decided that SV would be responsible for pooing on Mr Walters’ face at the Annual Brighton Uni CC vs Mill Road Invitational XI match in May. 4. Sams Gag a. SD told a good joke about a newt on his shoulder. SD is to circulate full notes of this gag at a later date.

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5. Kit a. It was decided that fancy kit would need buying and hence cost money. It may also give us the image of being a decent cricket team, therefore a club decision was made to wear your own whites. If any two or more team members are caught wearing matching shirts they will be labelled cunts and be forced to carry out a forfeigt. 6. Coffee & Panninis a. Skins brought it to the attention of the club that Panninis and perhaps Chocolate Mocha Frapachinos are needed for teas. The club members agreed on this point. It was also suggested Fish would put together a good spread complete with Mozarella and Pepperoni.

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7. Tour a. Suggestions were made for tour venues. They were the following: i. East Fife ii. Ice Cricket iii. Magaluf iv. Somewhere sunny and nice (not magaluf) v. Trinidad & Tobago (This was discounted as each member was only allowed to make one suggestion, this was deemed as two).

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vi. Eastern Europe vii. Bollocks 8. Tel’s Shirt a. Tel showed us his pink, tent like t-shirt. b. It was deemed a good shirt 9. Lemon in Japseye a. Fowle took lemon juice to the japseye. b. He screamed and then suggested it tingled. 10. Club Positions a. CF was voted in as Captain b. SV was voted in as Vice Captain c. TP was voted in as Treasurer d. Stumpy was voted in as scorer e. MF was voted in as shower marshall f. Sue Carpenter, Suzanne Charlton, Pam, Edu’s Whale bird, HP & HP’s mate, Slutty police lady (N.B. Slutty police lady was added to the minutes after they were ratified by Chief). It was deemed necessary to vote in more than one slut. g. AF and NP were voted in as social secs h. SD was voted in as tour coordinator 11. A.O.B a. A constitution was not written, PM to write a constitution and PM circulate to all founding members to sign. b. Suggestions were made as to what will be going into the constitution: i. Britton will have to wear white jeans if he plays for the club ii. Skins can take flexi time so should be available for most games iii. AMADEUS is the law iv. Everyone should be forced to watch the facebook spot videos where puss went everywhere. v. PM needs to bring new hair vi. Penis is tingling vii. No

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