A Poem on Microsoft M. J. Faxon Microsoft has some class Though it won just by chance Great dominion, it pursues Though, by the people, it gets sued! I brought a comp into my house And, then I gave it to my spouse Microsoft has no lack That is why it defeats the Mac! To corruption it has not sworn Since corruption would just forlorn Mr. Gates just had only an associate's degree Yet, he forged a great company I received this wisdom from my father Once he spoke it, he aged no further Microsoft lasts for many generations Yet, the gods give it no condemnation Though Mac is trying to be the master, It is only flirting with disaster! While Microsoft's kingdoms have their rule, Mackintosh has no clue Microsoft's wares were there before the time of Moses Even before there were any roses! This is a message from my mother, Whose folly ever lives no longer To Mackintosh I wish no malice, Though Bill Gates still owns its palace Mac still thinks the battle's raging on
But, in reality, the war's been won! To thou Mac-users, this news I share, Though I still believe thou do not care But, in the end, Microsoft shall win; So, please tell this to thy kin