1.int. Stage. Day

1.INT. STAGE. DAY

A motley crue of poised characters parade around the pageant stage, smiling eagerly. They all wear price tags that say Gregory Tyler. The audience roars with adoration. ALFRED (50) collapses, and others stop. Their eyes dart amongst each other and backstage in fear. Elenor (86) drops her robe and speaks up. ELENOR You can go my sweet Alfredo sauce…take my robe; you can take off the lizard suit and remove the panty-hose from your head. Alfred obliges, revealing a tragic face that begs for mercy. The others look backstage in fear, and begin to dance awkwardly a la Ashley simpson on SNL Cut to COPYWRITERS REVIEW: Gregory Tyler smashes with such hot, hip, NOW, references! ALFRED Please! We’ve been working non stop, I’m hungry and tired, Vaseline is not a meal… Thunderous Voice Silence! Or else the great and powerful Gregory Tyler will Grind you up and bake you into hot cakes, you’re already selling like them!

The curtains open and there is a large glass tank in the center of the stage, blue stage lights color the tank. NESSILINA is inside the tank, and dressed in a serpentine green costume. A visible zipper seam runs along her back, and her tail has a large meat hook in it that connects to the tank wall by chain. She is wearing a feather boa and holding roses. She presses her flipper to a large red button labeled INTERCOM on the tank wall. Nessilina I am delighted to introduce my film debut in… She takes her flipper off the intercom to gesture emphatically

Nessilina Blub, Blub, Blub, Blub! WALN MONOXOLUS enters from stage right, and is holding a giant green helium balloon with a “G” on it as he shuffles on . He is tripping over himself, with sizzors in his hands as he struggles to curl the ribbons on his balloon. Walen Monoxolus Pardon me, my little starlit. But you forgot To press the intercom. Audince, we give you “Walen Monoxolus and the Lonely Circus” Thunderous Voice A Gregory Tyler Productions, Production! The rest of the characters prance onstage holding their lettered balloons, and arrange to spell Gregory Tyler. They pop their ballons in celebration and a blizzard of green confetti flies.

“WALEN MONOXOLUS AND THE LONELY CIRCUS” – A SCREEN PLAY BY GREGORY TYLER Character sketches: WALEN MONOXOLUS is a very small man with long, stringy, black hair that thins to reveal a collection of glistening infected boils on the bald patches. He wears a black and red ringmasters suit, with knee high black boots and a long black whip. He is covered in crawling rats. HATWOMAN is a mild mannered janitor by day, and crime fighter…also by day. She wears a large sunhat adorned with a red ribbon and large corsage. The nametag on her coveralls says “Patty H. Custodial staff. She wears a flora utility belt with a large sunhat shaped belt buckle and dustpan attatched. Two broom sticks stick up crisscrossed off her back , and she is known to sever the heads of evil doers with her razor sharp hat-rim, and then sweep the decapitated heads into her dustpan, muttering her irresistibly catch phrase : “taking out the trash…”. NESSILINA was once the world greatest synchronized swimmer, until WALEN MONOXOLUS kidnapped her and hypnotized her into thinking that she is the loch ness monster – and that he created her with his magical powers. While longing to be free, she begins to develop a sort of stock holms syndrome with her captor as Hatwoman plan her rescue.

Nessilina is inside a glass tank,

For my next trick - talent portion : confetti inside balloon? •

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reveals panicked face Alfred warns Something happens to reveal me more – wizard of oz Others dance awkwardly , a la Ashley simpson on SNL REVIEW: Such hot, hip, now references! This is the guy to

ELENOR That just leaves us then

-make it seem like elenor is a sexy young lady, self reflecxivly funny when finding out what she really is

-walen monoxolous Use hatwoman/ walen monoxolous clip to demonstrate two character could be taken out of narratives and used in short commercial length

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New Work – ad copy Exciting Scene incorporating all the characters -me in the middle – selling you. I can bring to life anything that is asked of me.

-eleonor from Bathos Alfedo sauce First scene – meet characters.