1988 - Mr Cattle Man

I hav ethree

LEt's try this again.

Maybe we can have THE A D Yes!!!

OF THE NIRVANA BABY

What can we call him? Nirvy? Vana? No, not that, will be confused with Vanna W.

Irv. That's it! Irv the NIrvana Eaby! Clever, no?

Irv has lost his tree!

Calling out in transit!

Te gusta?

Wait! I forgot the L. Okay, LTe gusta?

I am listening to "Eponymous" and when I write eponymous, the typewriter beeps,

signaling that some pimpledick geek forgot to insert the word at the Smith-

Corona labs. Incompetent boob.

Lasahnlaselfhishradiosgonnapay.

Or something like that.

LTe gusta?

Somos el generaci6n de potencia nueva.

Una poca de gracia.

Talk about the passion.

Ehpty mouths.

I think Irv might have a sister. Her name is Beulah. She smells like teen spirit.

Hello, hello, hello, hello.

I'm sorry.

Did you never call?

I waited for your call.

Those rivers of suggestion were driving me away.

LTe gusta?

Oh, yes.

I have three books: a book on witchcraft, a book on Jesus, and a book on nothing at all.

Guess which one I wrote.

Look at your watch a third time while waiting for the bus.

And don't go back.

HI, hi, hi.

Hidey-ho, said the long-distance operator. She said it to the little girl. It's not

like the commercial. They won't just talk. She'll whisper death to the baby. THe baby

is not the Nirvana baby, but a transparent replacement baby, just like the transparent

replacement boy that is not Spanish. This choice isn't mine. I'm sorry.

That bitch.

LTe gusta?

She laid there naked, her milky white thighs throbbing with

the gentle motions of her pretentious fingers as they probed her

vulva, and brought her violent orgasm.

"Why don't you fuck off?" This is what Jorgen said rather

matter-of-factly. "Suck me dr y , hitch."

Jorgen once again pulled out the towering pillar of his mas-

culinity and frigged it until the sliclc testimonial of his man-

hood spurted onto his cat. Jorgen delighted in watching his cat

lick the jism, lick the jism, lick the jism.

The movie is not of Jorgen, but of me, damn you!

~ ~ 6 estas? m o

Muy bien.

Hasta ~a6nasiep;sjfjad

Who is JOrgen? some more.

Jorgen is Paul DeFrank, jack and jacking and jacking

Lisa sleeps on my E W E E couch and there is nothing you can do about it.

She ss sleeping with ehr teeth in her mouth. The greatest thing you've

ever seen and they're there for your for you alone you are the every-

thing.

Wil 1 you sleep with your teeth in your mouth? tOr are you lilce Dot?

LTe gusta las hamberguesas? No, no me gusta, per0 me encantan las

Fuck me, it should me me gustaN, but who gives a

Pappas fritas. ,,,,, shit, eh? eeeeeccccc

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Mr Cattle Man, will you say hello to me and my friends?

(-1 Hiya there, Mr Cattle Man, will you say hello to me and my friends?

"Nay! Ne'er will I say 'Hiya!' to thee, boys. away from Mr Cattle Man."

Go home and run