The Apprentice (version 2) The apprentice was a flash man with a flash car and along with a flash house And a mistress in a state of destress Of a size ZERO dress she came down with a bout of depression with out his his cash to splash to buy a size ZERO dress for my wife and your fired to the one the the only Apprentice I hired so I had to say theses two words YOUR FIRED and so I fired The apprentice. Pete Goodwin 2008 149 a