Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se, 1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi… BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai.. Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:It’s painful, Boyfriend:Forget it.Nafraton
k ghar nahi hote
Wo darakht jinper parindon k ghar nahi hote, dost jitne bhi hon motaber nahi hote, mare doston ki pehchan ha sirf itni, k un k dilon ma nafraton k ghar nahi hote. posted in Poetry SMS
Mulakat ka arman bohat hai. jeene k lye dard ka samaan bohat hai, kuch roz se apna dil pareshan bohat hai, milte hain shabo-roz sabhi log hum se, aik tjh se mulakat ka arman bohat hai. posted in Miss You SMS, Poetry SMS
Kuch Na Puchiye Kitne Nazuk Mizaj Hain Wo Kuch Na Puchiye Neend Nahi Aati Unhaien Dharkan k Shor Say………….. posted in Poetry SMS
Yehi Aadat bas yehi aadat uski mujay achi lagti hai fida udaas ker k mujay khud b khush nahi rehta posted in Poetry SMS
Dil maray Dil maray mujh say sanbhalnay ka wada ker lay Samnay bhaytayn hain unsay milnay ka erada ker lay
Koiee baat bhi ais waqat aun say ker lay Pass anay ka unsay koiee bahana ker lay Jazbaat per appnay pahaylay zara qaboo ker lay Aizharay piyar ka thoray sa ahtaymam ker lay posted in Poetry SMS
Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain Dil ki baatay hazar hoti hain Piyar may pata chal raha hay abb Kasay nindhay kharab hoti hain Zamana kuo dushman banta hay Kasa sunna baatay azab hoti hain Samajh may kuch nahi aata Sameer Aqal ki batay baykar hoti hain posted in Poetry SMS
Her hud guzar chuki hay Her hud guzar chuki hay mari tujh say piyar ki Zindagi mangi hay ager aur, to tujh say piyar ki Her khoshi hogaiee hay mari wabasta tujh say Jab say ibtada ki hay may nay, tujh say piyar ki Taray siwa mujh ko abb kuch aur nazer nahi aata Intaha dekh li hay sub nay meri, tujh say piyar ki . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!