What'd I Do This Time

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* Topic for #xkcd is: http://www.samesexkissday.org/ | http://pinpoet.com/bugs.php Bug buttons! | http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/ | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YVeU09waQ8 | RIP, Blender Mag | Buttons/badges -> http://pinpoet.com/theprocess.png (CBA to ink it.) | http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c * Topic for #xkcd set by relsqui at Sat Mar 28 03:43:01 2009 -ChanServ- (#xkcd) Channel guidelines: http://www.xkcdb.com/channelrules Freedom sure does cost a lot. aaaaaaah, I remember.... <jackolas> contrasting it with free as in beer YOU! Be greeted. that's the end of it. FsMobile: I missed the joke. FsMobile: Explain. <Stereo> maybe they mean it has memory problems, like organic beings because now that everyone is just paying at the pump gas stations dont get that "im already in the store, i might as well grab a snickers and a Dr. Pepper" Bucket: Love. <Bucket> Love is dead. That's a good idea, FsMobile. <Shish> Bucket: I love you though ;_; <Bucket> That is not an Ayers connection. * NoobSauce rapes bucket * Bucket kind of likes it, and spends the ensuing days questioning his sexual orientation. Sometimes you wanna go where everybooody knows your naaame. FsMobile: I thought that existed allready. >:3 I was thinking something crazy like the tube at a bank at first, but then that seemed unweildy Indeed.

<Bucket> Outdeed. #xkcd lol Plus, it'd shake the sodas. What if there was a cushion of air? one hour Like... so it floats down all majestic-like? They still shake. I am a cushion of air enthusiast, myself. NoobSauce: Ah, yo mean making it slow and annoying? <Senji> Bucket, g-man <Bucket> That is not acreage in Hastings. the tube system would make it so you only need one cache of drinks that all of them pull from though, this needs to be invesitagtes <Senji> Bucket, G-man <Bucket> That is not the mayor of squelching. Hotels: Air-cushion? Nuu, have it have like a light or something so it looks all majestic and godly! Yes. <Senji> Bucket, G-man is Gordon Freeman's older self. <Bucket> Okay, Senji. * Bardock has quit (Quit: ?) With the Ominous Latin Chanting! I mean choir! Why are you filling bucket with corruption and conspiracy? Senji: YOU BEST BE JOKING <Senji> Bucket, Gordon Freeman is crowbars $who <Bucket> Okay, Senji. <Senji> no i'm very serious quit

Bucket, G-man ~= s/Gordon/Morgan/ <Bucket> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe. Bucket, G-man =~ s/Gordon/Morgan/ <Bucket> Okay, NoobSauce, factoid updated. * quit checks for updates on Half-Life <Senji> Bucket, G-man =~ s/Morgan/Gordon/ <Bucket> Okay, Senji, factoid updated. :( ep3 will be out eventually, I hear. Bucket, senji? <Bucket> A scheming, cunning, evil, despicible cowboy <Senji> add another one if you want a morgan refference *phew* I thought Ep. 3 had been released and Senji knew something I didnt. * imaginary (imaginary@6F2D73A6:D465BA69:1E2BBBE:IP) has joined #xkcd s/cowboy/armchair/g * NoobSauce is the retarded kind of bored <Senji> Bucket, NoobSauce <Bucket> NoobSauce is a damned n00b. You know what is fun? Adding a custom application to steam, retitling it to Half-Life 2: Episode Three, and not telling anyone what you did when you run it <Johnny> my laptop is probably so insecure now Hotels: What? What application would you use? That thing I just said. * chown has quit (Ping timeout) Windows Media Player Hotels: Reassure her. Tell her you love her. <Senji> Hotels, i did that loads of fun

Tell her she's beautiful. my mom found out that I can watch downloaded movies on our tv via the wii and has taken to emailing me movies she wants to watch lol lol FsM. * Jax184 walks up to Senji and presses the use key Bucket: Hotels <Bucket> Please hang up, and try again. Bucket, literal Senji <Bucket> Senji is non sequitar|is fail at english.|is fail @ m0st english.| A scheming, cunning, evil, despicible cowboy :/ * Senji beeps Bucket: Senji is ugly. <Bucket> Okay, quit. * Senji * ACCESS DENIED * http://tinyurl.com/cam5qh I joined this IRC yesterday. I figure that if I act like I have always been here long enough, no one will notice that I have not. <Senji> quit that's harsh Senji: Check out MY factoids :\ meh, Hotels no Check MINE <Senji> Bucket, literal quit <Bucket> quit Connection reset by pear.| 113: No route to toast| Toasted terminal| Bling timeout| | /quit| /quit|is /quit| Computer says no!|is left| I'm not too sure, an imported denizen from the jungles of... wherever.|is so my baby|is 2 legit 2 /quit|is an alias of exit, leave, and die| Ugh.|2 more actually don't mine suck

o_O lol Bucket: Hotels is a newbie <Bucket> Okay, Crayboff. <Senji> nice generic name right there * letusgothen needs a new factoid Can you trick Bucket into typing /quit on a line by itself? no Yeah Bucket: Crayboff is made of cauliflower and tears <Senji> no <Bucket> Okay, Hotels. Senji: i have seen your name in like 10 different places But it doesnt do anything :D finally my first real factoid <Senji> Well were they all me? Senji is afterall just a first name Glad to help. Bucket, literal Crayboff <Bucket> Crayboff Crayboff is my bff| Nobody likes underswine feyboff.| More like GAAAAYYYYYYBOFF!|is obsessed with his factoid|is shitfuck donkeyprime|is riposite ragnarok|is niacin six|is niacin six and the golden throats|is drenched and waning| More factoids! MORE!|is Basilisk Frankenfuck|is Emad Turducken|is sliding down the walls|is creeping through the floorboards|9 more most of those are from forwardd NoobSauce: Won't work. <Johnny> doesnt windows xp come with Excel :( * imaginary (imaginary@6F2D73A6:D465BA69:1E2BBBE:IP) has left #xkcd

Johnny: No <Senji> Johnny are you an elisa bot Senji: Why does Johnny are you an elisa bot interest you. <Senji> So you like bots then. So I herd u liek bots How long have you known you like bots then. * quit is naked on IRC :D :D wait :O * chown ([email protected]) has joined #xkcd That is how we do it! wait :( quit: Why do you think named on IRC :D * stephank has quit (Quit: brb) Bucket: quit is naked on IRC D: <Bucket> Okay, Crayboff. naked* NoobSauce: You failed at spellang that redaction :D <Senji> Bucket, Gordon freeman <Bucket> Gordon freeman is from heaven <Senji> Bucket, Gordon freeman <Bucket> "I'm Gordon Freeman! I never say anything! Blah blah blah!" <Senji> Bucket, Gordon freeman <Bucket> Gordon freeman is from heaven <Senji> i want the action damn it

* Pungent_Liquid ([email protected]) has joined #xkcd Bucket, Bucket <Bucket> I am an infinite number of monkeys with slide rules. Pungent_Liquid punzada Senji: #bucket * Crayboff pours Pungent_Liquid into bucket It all comes togehter, now. Bucket: #bucket <Bucket> industrialbs touched me in....places..... hmmm should i change that to pixelated now? Crayboff: That should be $someone good point <Bucket> Thanks, I sharpen it every day. Hello Bucket: #bucket =~ s/industrialbs/$someone/ <Bucket> Okay, Crayboff, factoid updated. * Pungent_Liquid sloshes around against the inside of Bucket's walls Bucket, $someone <Bucket> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING The End is a post-apocalyptic hotel chain. Goodbye. fail aw * stephank (traveler@14B5D55E:E395C688:6C1B4520:IP) has joined #xkcd I hoped tha tmight work * Jax184 makes shoes for orphans * quit makes shoes from orphans

* Crayboff steals quit's shoes and beats Jax184 with them * Jax184 makes orphans from quit I'm gonna be a dad? :D Wait. Fuck. FAIL BUCKET wait just fail * DaMullet ([email protected]) has joined #xkcd hi DaMullet * moshez has quit (Ping timeout) ahoy, Flayer * Crayboff hits Flayer with a brick. NO TALKING * DaMullet tips his hat * Crayboff steals the money from DaMullet's hat * Jax184 tips his cat <Senji> holy fuck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka4_nQWtuVU Crayboff: there is no talking in the rock garden Crayboff! I work hard for those tips. You're robbing me of my livelihood! in here we can talk whenever :P * DaMullet tips his cow * Crayboff steals the money from that too silly DaMullet tips are for kids * Stereo runs cow.bat <Stereo> the cow rights itself. cows...

mooo bucket, cow. <Bucket> the cow says RICK JAMES, B***** bucket: cows is mooOOOooOOooo <Bucket> Okay, Crayboff. <Jax184> Silly rabbi... * samphippen has quit (Quit: Leaving) instant punchline <Bucket> And you never saw a dog die so fast in all your life. <Senji> bucket: cow=~s/B*****/Bitch/ <Bucket> ¯\(°_o)/¯ <Senji> bucket: cow=~ s/B*****/Bitch/ <Bucket> That is not the mayor of squelching. fail senji <Senji> bucket: cow =~ s/B*****/Bitch/ <Bucket> Okay, Senji, factoid updated. <Senji> what i'm not used to minding spaces around operators haha Senji: White space DEFINES a language. also, Erfworld is kicking ass of late * You are now known as Erfworld DaMullet daedeloth darkrain42 davean davem davidad * Erfworld kicks DaMullet in the ass * You are now known as Crayboff :D * Pungent_Liquid has quit (Quit: Bye!) <jackolas> Bucket: Xkcd Sucks is No XKCD Sucks, Sucks. http://xkcdsuckssux.blogspot.com/

any other readers of it in here? <Bucket> Okay, jackolas. or am I alone? no never even heard of it before <jackolas> :D Bucket, XKCD sucks =~ s/No/No,/ <Bucket> Okay, DaMullet, factoid updated. <jackolas> :\ <jackolas> oh Bucket, XKCD sucks =~ s/Sucks./sucks./ <jackolas> Yeah that reads better jackolas: punctuation is your friends hmm bucket? ... so is spelling. bucket?? <jackolas> stfu :( BUCKET!!!!!!! <Bucket> I am an asshole <jackolas> ^ umm was i ignored again? bucket: Crayboff dammit Bucket, Crayboff <Bucket> Crayboff is packing enough heat to vaporize the sun

Crayboff: perhaps you should let bucket be for a little bit :( alright i didn't think i was doing too much ziggy * fisxoj ([email protected]) has joined #xkcd just trying to make it read easier * Jax184 pees in Bucket <Bucket> Blood alcohol level critical * Jax184 pours beer in Bucket <Jax184> hmm... i didn't even break him this time

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