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SING! Review by Jerry Wang, staff writer

SING! Is an annual production put on by Stuyvesant students. There are three competing groups: seniors, juniors, and sophomores and freshman.

On Friday, March 23, as the curtain was pulled back to reveal the first production of the evening, Senior SING, the audience were awed by the bright and creative set. The story revolved around a terrorist group made up of vegetables threatening to destroy King Burger’s land and its inhabitants. The cast was amazing and gave great performances. The costume crew did a fantastic job making the various attires ranging from a burger costume to a pickle getup. All the dance crews were spectacular. The dancers were in sync and the band played some great tunes. Personal favorites based on the audiences’ claps were Indian dance, Irish dance, and Swing. Overall, the story was creative with funny jokes in between, a spectacular cast, and great dance crews. Next up was Soph-Frosh SING! and based on reviews of the performance on Wednesday, many did not expect to be enjoy-

Policy Changes in Stuy by Jennifer Schlesinger, editor in chief

In recent weeks, there have been some changes in Stuyvesant High School’s administrative policies. Unfortunately, for many of these changes proper notification was not been given out and reasons behind the change are unknown. The Student Union (SU) instituted a new policy that all Sing! tickets had to be paid for with checks. No concrete reason for the new policy has been given, but it has been suggested that the administration thought checks were safer because they could not be stolen as easily as cash. Unfortunately, proper notification of the change was not given to ticket purchasers. Up to last year, tickets could be paid for either in cash or with a check. Both the ticketbuying website, www.singtix.com, and the Class of 2008’s website, www.stuy08.com failed to mention this at first. Later, the Class of 2008’s website was changed to

reflect the new policy. The spring college trip has been cancelled. It was supposed to allow students to visit colleges in the Mid-Atlantic region. The cancellation was announced in the Parents Association (PA) Bulletin and on the Class of ’08 website, where reasons were given. Stuyvesant Principal, Stanley Teitel, had delegated the responsibility of college trips to Eleanor Archie, the Assistant Principal of Pupil Affairs. She has been sick and recently returned to Stuyvesant, leaving little time for planning. Moreover, the dates set for the trip were during spring break. Because the dates contained a religious holiday and were when many go on vacation, there were concerns over getting enough chaperones. Furthermore, because of the recent addition of guidance counselors, Archie has more responsibilities. The Junior President, Michelle POLICY continues on page 3

dance. The dancers were not in ing the next hour. However, desync, the music was not even of spite the criticisms, the producIndian culture, and the boys tion was tolerable. The story cenlooked like they would rather be tered on a bunch of prisoners who scrubbing toilets. However, even broke out of jail to run away to though the production only lasted Russia. The cast was funny and forty five minutes instead of the believable enough but the set on normal hour, compared to last the other hand, encountered many years’ Soph Frosh, this one was problems. A prop fell during the not so bad. middle of a scene, the microphone “Overall, it could be The Junior production was last stopped working, seen that all grades but certainly not forcing us to strain had given tremenleast. The scento hear the chorus ery with the sing during the Jazz dous amounts of efclown drawn dance, and comfort into one of the background and pared with the other largest productions.” the big paper productions, the mashay hand scenery fell short of was very well outstanding. All the done. The story centered on one dance crews did fairly well, with circus’s competition with another the exception of the Step crew circus that just moved into town. and the Indian dance crew. The The cast did a wonderful job and Step crew was amazing and the the dancing was amazing. Favorincorporation of a battle between ites included but were not limited the dancers was a fresh and very trendy idea. Even without music, they were unbelievably great and INTERVIEW continues on enjoyable. However, the same page 2 could not be said of the Indian

Interview with Naomi Hinchen by Allen Wang, staff writer

Naomi Hinchen, a senior at Stuyvesant High School, was recently a contestant on the game show Jeopardy. Hinchen, as well as 14 other teens from across the nation, participated in the annual Teen Jeopardy tournament. After coming from behind to win her quarterfinal match, Hinchen lost in the semifinals to eventual champion David Walter of Wilmington, Delaware. Here, she shares with us her thoughts about this event. The Stuyvesant Standard: What did you do to prepare for the show? Any specifics? Naomi: I didn't do any sort of formal preparation at all; I figured that cramming wasn’t going to help right before the show, and I wouldn’t have known what to study anyway. But my parents made sure that I knew the name of the new U.N. Secretary General, Ban Ki-Moon, in case it

came up. TSS: Were there any particular q u e s t i o n t h a t yo u fo u n d interesting during the show? Naomi: There was one where they showed a map of Australia, and from seeing the map you would know the answer without even reading the clue. On the show, there’s a pause as we all look at it and think, “That’s way too easy. It must be a trick question.” You don't really notice the pause as much when it’s on TV, but I’m sure the entire studio audience was wondering why no one rang in sooner. TSS: What do you think you gained from this experience? What are your plans in the future in terms of game shows, contests and etc.? Naomi: The best thing that I gained from the experience was making friends with the other contestants. I don’t have any specific INTERVIEW continues on page 2

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EDITORIAL THE STUDENT UNION Earlier this year, we reported on the inconsistencies at Student Union budget meetings. The right people failed to attend; other people voted in their place. Minutes from the meeting could not be produced, and attendance could not be provided. We’re happy to say that, almost three months later, some of our concerns are finally being looked into. We applaud President George Zisiadis’s decision to make changes in his second-term cabinet. Just because were appointed once does not mean that they are automatically guaranteed the same job again, especially if they fail at their basic duties, such as attending meetings. However, two developments trouble us. For one, nowhere in the Student Union’s constitution does it say that appointments are made on a termby-term basis. Secondly, it was mentioned that the lone attendance file was on a hard drive that became corrupted. Valuable files such as these should be backed up. The Student Union cannot risk losing files due to a computer crash. We also applaud the Student Union’s decision to look into its constitution. We have reported on many of the flaws that the document possesses, and a subcommittee is a step in the right direction. The subcommittee should take a look at Issues 6 and 8 as a starting point for discussion. Stuyvesant is lucky to have a Student Union so dedicated to its student body, something which the general population should take greater advantage of. By fixing the flaws in the budget process as well as outlining the specific duties of each officer, the Student Union can fulfill its duty as the representatives of the student body. The Stuyvesant Standard

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many times when I didn't get a question because I couldn’t ring in soon enough. Also, I would have thought over my wagers a little plans to go on other game shows more, because I was really terrible — in fact, I’m forbidden to go on at wagering. But other than that, it any others for six months — but I was luck of the draw. In the first was recently in the National Voround I got a total cabulary Champiof $2800 for onship, though I knowing my car“The best thing I didn't win anytoons, and in the thing. gained from the second round I TSS: You said experience was kne w I was “making friends” screwed when I making friends was the best thing. looked up and the Can you describe with the other last two categories that a bit? contestants” were Biology and Naomi: It was French. And then really great to Naomi Hinchen the next group got meet so many inJeopardy Contestant a category where teresting people, they could only and we had a lot of answer two of the five clues, and I fun hanging out together before, knew every single one. during and after the taping. AfterTSS: How did you feel losing in wards there were a few jokes about the semifinals? What were your the outcome, such as when we overall reactions? were playing Apples to Apples and Naomi: I was disappointed, but David played a card that said “My not so much because I lost as Bank Account,” but there were no because I didn’t do better. But then hard feelings about who beat Frank was on the next show and whom. just barely lost because he TSS: You played extremely well miscalculated his wager, and I during the quarterfinals, but not as think that’s a much worse situation well during the semifinals. If you to be in. If that had been me, I were to done something differently would still be kicking myself over the second time, whether it be preit. At least losing by a lot means paring or anything if any, what that I don't have to think “If I had would it be? just done X, Y and Z I could have Naomi: Firstly, I would work on my buzzer reflexes. There were so won.” ◙

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THE STANDARD NEWS Intel Science Talent Search Champion by Liwei Mao, staff writer

was able to split light and use a camera to record the resulting Each year, thousands of high spectra. Although there were limits school students send in their of the inexpensive laser she used application to the Intel Science as her light source, she could make Talent Search competition; 300 relatively accurate measurements. semifinalist and 40 finalists are A senior at Westmore High chosen of them. This year’s School in Oklahoma City, Mary is finalist, Mary Masterman, was hoping to enroll at either Stanford awarded a $100,000 scholarship on or MIT. March 13 in Washington for John Pardonfrom Chapel Hills successfully building a home-made High School in North Carolina spectrograph. won second place A spectroand a $75,000 “One spectroscope graph is an optical scholarship for his instrument that could cost as mathematics reuses the light fresearch of the unmust as $100,000. quencies emitted folding of simple Mary was able to by heated particles closed curves. to identify molebuild the spectroDmitry Vaintrob cules. A standard was awarded third scope at home for spectroscope can place for his promerely $300.” cost as much as ject in mathemat$100,000. Mary ics involving loop was able to build the spectrograph homology. at home for merely $300. In total, over 1,700 contestants “I wanted to build one that entered the competition this year. was lower-costing so it would be The 40 finalists each received a available to anyone interested,” personal computer and a scholarMary said. “The most challenging ship of at least $5,000. New York, part was trying to get it to work.” as in the previous years, had the According to Mary, the speclargest number of finalists. Twelve trograph took her three months to New Yorkers were finalists; none build and another three months to of them, unfortunately, were from get working. She found machining Stuyvesant. Two of these students the parts and aligning the optics to be the most challenging part of the project. The end result, however, INTEL CHAMPION was rewarding. Her spectrograph continues on page 4

Principal Autonomy Increased by Jerry Wang, staff writer

Power. For centuries, men have fought over it, and people have died for it. What exactly is meant by power? For kings, it means more land; for businessmen, it means money, but what does it mean for a principal? Mayor Bloomberg’s administration is planning on giving New York City public school principals more autonomy starting September. However, New York Cit y lawmakers are condemning the decision and justifying their opinion by stating that there were not enough achievements made by principals that deserved additional authority this year. Those who support the choice are being

disparaged. Eric Nadelstern, chief executive of the school system’s empowerment initiative was criticized for over two hours. Councilmember John Liu believes that Nadelstern’s efforts are all talk and no action. As Peter Parker’s Uncle Ben used to say, “With power, comes great responsibility.” Schools Chancellor Joel I. Klein tried to reason with the critics by starting a new program called the Achievement Reporting and Innovation System which will hold principals accountable for their schools’ results. A five-year, $80 million contract with I.B.M. will AUTONOMY continues on page 4

Not the Usual Intel Finalists by Hesham Saleh, staff writer

Why has there been such a drastic change in finalists over the past The Intel Science Talent few years? First, New Yorkers Search dinner, in which the top 40 were common finalists because finalists were commemorated for they had the benefit of the subway their work, took place on March system, which allowed them to 13. For the third year in a row, easily travel to laboratories or neither Stuyvesant High School hospitals to conduct their research. students nor Bronx High School of But now, the Internet has nearly Science students attended. eliminated this advantage by Although Bronx Science and making communication easier. Stuyvesant students were the Second, most rural high schools “expected” finalists for this have started research programs prestigious competition, that is no designed to motivate and teach longer the case, due to an increase students about scientific studying. in research programs in most high The fact that more students from schools. different areas are receiving better The Intel competition is educations is outstanding, and has spreading excited many throughout the teachers and prinnation’s high cipals. Valerie J. schools. PreviReidy, principal of ously, most Bronx Science, high schools said “Am I happy that competed that our kids aren’t in this program winning first were situated in prizes? No. But New York City, that it’s traveling but this has far and wide and changed. Now other kids are getthere are 24 ting hooked, I’m other h i g h The top 10 finalists of the Intel Science thrilled about that.” schools that Talent Search 2007. Stanley Teitel, have finalists principal of Stuyvesant, expressed on the top 40 list. Some of these similar feelings. “They are not schools are just outside the city, while others are in the Midwest, such as the Illinois Mathematics INTEL FINALISTS and Science Academy. continues on page 4 Source: http://www.sciserv.org/sts/index.asp

POLICY continued from page 1 Lee, is pushing for a college trip to the Mid-Atlantic region early next year in order to make up for the missed trip. In response to concerns about too much homework being given to students during vacation, a new policy was but into place. It was announced on the PA’s website. The new policy is the product of collaboration between Teitel, the Student Leadership Team, and the teachers. The policy says that teachers must not give more homework than necessary for students to remember what they have learned. Furthermore, ample time must be given to complete any projects either before or after break so that students who are unable to work can still do the assignment. Moreover, no assignments may be given that mandate visiting places in New York. The policy is open-

ended because of the differences in classes and teaching style. Any complaints with the policy should be addressed to the Assistant Principals. This term, parents were not given the opportunity to visit on a school day and see classes. This is a traditional part of Open School Week. It took place up to the fall term of this school year. Unfortunately, very limited notice was given out, leading many parents to show up at Stuyvesant. These parents were told by the security guards that the event was cancelled and they could not enter the building. The only notification was a sentence in the PA’s March Bulletin. Most parents had not yet received the bulletin via mail. The PA did announce to its e-mail list that the bulletin was up. However, many parents are not on the mailing list. In general, parents feel that proper notification should have been sent out. ◙

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Bronx Fire Worst in 17 Years

by Dennis Ng, staff writer

On March 7 at 11 p.m., a fire broke out in the Bronx, killing ten people, nine of whom were children. It was the worst fire in New York City in 17 years. After ignition, the fire quickly raced through the four-story, multifamily house in the Highbridge section of the Bronx. The fire raged for nearly two hours before it was extinguished by 150 firefighters. The severity of the fire was worsened not by the size of the house, but rather by poor human oversight. The fire was most likely caused by a space heater causing the building’s wiring to overheat. The building, built in 1901, had only one staircase and no fire escapes, making it difficult for the

occupants to leave. The woman from the apartment where the fire started unknowingly ran to the upper apartments with the door opened behind her, allowing the fire to spread more quickly. The three adults in the house attempted to put out the fire and made other phone calls before dialing 911, which wasted precious time. Firefighters arrived approximately three minutes after they were called and faced other obstacles, such as a chained door in the back of the house. However, the building did not appear to have any violations and no complaints were filed regarding unsafe conditions. Nine of the ten victims were children. One of them survived the fire but later died at the hospital. A funeral was held for the victims on

March 12. Muslim prayers were held during a brief service. Hundreds of mourners gathered to pay respect to the dead, including Senator Hillary Clinton and Mayor Michael Bloomberg. Four of the children and their mother were to be flown to Mali for burial. The funeral was paid for by the New York Yankees. ◙ Source: 1010Wins

made it to the top ten. Catherine Schlingehyde, from Oyster Bay High School, won fourth place for her research in micro-RNA repression pathways. The other New Yorker, Rebecca Kaufman, from Croton-on Hudson, was fifth place for her medicine and health project dealing with the effects of male hormones in relation to sclerosis. Of the top ten finalists, six were female. Intel Chairman Craig Barrett said he was “heartened by the fact that more women were finalists and top 10 winners this year than in any year since Intel assumed the title sponsorship in 1998. When I meet young scientists like Mary, John, Dmitry and the other Intel STS finalists, I know that the future of American innovation is bright.” ◙

The severity of the fire was worsened by poor human oversight.

Clinton on the Move for Women Voters Source: Yahoo News

Clinton gives a speech during her campaign. She hopes to win a large percent of women voters as the first female president of America.

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by SangHee Chung, columnist

While in the race for the presidency, Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton will be attempting to draw in the majority of voters, namely women, on her campaign as the first female president. “Today, women are a majority of the voters, a majority of students in college, and we are a growing presence in the Congress. But there are still far too few women in leadership positions,” Clinton said at a luncheon in Emily’s List, an organization raising mone y for female candidates favoring abortion rights. Clinton hopes that the national government will work toward equal pay for women. Although she criticized the Bush administration for failing to keep

I.B.M. contract, acknowledging the complaints of no-bid contracts. Last year, a $15.6 million no-bid allow the city to see every contract with consulting firm Alvaindividual student’s progress in rez Marsal was signed. In an effort school. The program will be to help save money for the adminirunning by September and will stration, Alvarez Marshal advised give each principal a letter grade a change in bus routes. The adfrom A to F to show if principals ministration supported the idea, are meeting the standard education leading to complaints from angry performance. parents and counPrincipals who fail “Starting September c i l m e m b e r s . can be removed Councilmen Jack2008, even parents from their schools. son and Garodnick Starting September can track their both used the inci2008, even parents dent as a reason in child’s progress uscan track their rejecting the deciing the system” child’s progress sion to increase using the system. principals’ autonJames Liebman, the school system omy. Many council members are chief’s accountability officer stated upset and concerned that the adthat the administration has already ministration chose not to discuss received 19 bids from major the changes concerning the princitechnology systems regarding the pals with them and the parents. ◙

record of any gender discrimination in the workplace, she was most honored for her policy on national security, which created more allies than enemies. “I hope you'll join me on the campaign trail,” she said. “When we throw open the doors of opportunity and break those glass ceilings, then we give everyone in America a chance to be all that he or she can be.” Some women, including Ellen Malcolm, founder of Emily’s List, believed that a woman like Clinton was needed in office. “We need her influence, her power, her expertise, her experience in the White House,” Malcolm said. However, others believed that a female candidate would not win the females over. Rather,

they would look at the candidate as a whole. “The XX chromosome alone is probably not enough to win the female vote,” said Phil Trounstine from San Jose State University. “All other things being equal, women voters tend to favor women candidates, but women voters are not onedimensional. They’re going to look at a whole variety of characteristics and assets that a candidate has.” A new website has also launched for women as a means to “offer a real opportunity for her in getting the Democrat nomination.” The website, which c a n b e f o u n d a t www.icanbepresident.com, links to Clinton’s campaign Web page, allowing users to support and learn more about her policies. ◙

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certain behaviors of firstborn children. Other ideas were more fun and theoretical. Daniel Mark, for example, used math to prove that aliens would not be able to use modern technology to monitor the Earth. The Intel competition has been a success since it was founded in 1941. Six Intel finalists have gone on to win Nobel Peace Prizes. But more importantly, the competition has motivated students all around the nation to conduct research and contribute to the world. In the words of Leon M. Lederman, a Physics Nobel laureate, “We also have to have innovation if we’re going to survive, so you have to nurture the gifted kids.” ◙

going to allow me to monopolize this competition, and I think that’s wonderful,” he said. Natalie Kvetyana, a senior who participated in this year’s competition, said, “We might have started off the Intel roller coaster, but more schools are jumping aboard. It doesn’t matter. All of us love to do research.” This year’s finalists have made significant attempts in contributing to science. Some created devices that would help the disabled. For example, John Granata created a device that allows disabled persons to communicate using brain waves. Other projects studied the personalities of humans. Ashley Bahnkan tried to find answers about

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language of the war is victims.” He then made an interesting analogy, referring to how some “consider George Washington as hero. Muslims many of them are considering Osama bin Laden. He is doing same thing. He is just fighting. He needs his independence.” Mohammed has been questioned thoroughly by the military tribunal. Despite his claims that the CIA tortured him to extract information, the CIA denied it, saying that it used legal “interrogation practices.” A 26page revised transcript was released, evoking surprise and triumph, as well as nervousness about the future. Mohammed is just one of 14 alleged terrorists who were caught. They will be tried, and if declared “enemy combatants,” they will be punished accordingly. Two other captured alleged terrorists, Abu Faraj alLibi and Ramzi Binalshibh, refused to attend the hearings, making the situation for them a “lose-lose situation.” ◙

Ms. Ferrer by SangHee Chung, columnist

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According to a revised transcript released by the United States military, mastermind terrorist Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confessed to many attacks and plots of terrorism in a forceful declaration. The list of 31 maliciously planned attacks included plans to assassinate Pope John Paul II, President Clinton, and Pakistani president Pervez Musharraf. He also revealed his plans to attack the Sears Tower, the Empire State Building, the New York Stock Exchange, the Panama Canal, Big Ben, and Heathrow Airport, which are all densely populated places that are significant to the economic society of the Americas and Britain. In addition to those, Mohammed took full responsibility for “the 9/11 operation from A to Z.” He was also involved in the 1993 World Trade Center truck bombing. There was also the beheading of American journalist Daniel Pearl, who was working on a story about Islamic militancy in Pakistan when he was abducted and murdered in January 2002. Videos and pictures have been released all over the Internet and show Mohammed holding the head. In his confession spree, he even took responsibility for the bombing of a Kenya beach resort in 2002 and for the bombing of a nightclub in Bali in 2002. Despite the obvious malignance of these actions, Mohammed stated that his main guiding force is his religion. Although he said that “Islam doesn’t give a ‘green light’ to killing” (implying the killing of children), he also stated that “the

Al-Qaeda operative Khalid Sheik Mohammed shortly after his capture. The mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, he confessed his role in the Daniel Pearl killing and 29 other terror plots.

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Confession to 9/11

by Timothy Tong, staff writer

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writer and being able to know the students beyond their transcript. Raised in Queens and Long “We go to the core of who Island, Diana Ferrer may be new the student really is as a person to at Stuyvesant High School, but provide a well-rounded she is certainly not a newcomer to assessment,” she said. “It’s very college advising. She started her exciting. I love it.” career as a college counselor and Her only complaint about received the bulk of her expertise Stuyvesant is the commute, which working for 10 years at the takes 90 minutes on a daily basis. Manhattan Center for Science and Upon arriving at the school, Math. Afterwards, she worked as Ferrrer’s typical day involves a counselor for the Bronx High working for two to three periods School of Science and worked in on SSRs. She spends the rest of Region 1 in the Bronx, serving all the time working with individual the schools in the area. students, answering phone calls So far, Ferrer has found her from parents, and keeping up transition into Stuyvesant to be with records to make sure that smooth and very natural. s t u d e n t s a r e me e t i n g t h e “My peers graduation standards. are very I work with “I want to give Stuy- “When receptive,” she students, I want to said. “They vesant students a make them feel like have made they’ve accomplished sense of selftremendous she said. confidence and have something,” efforts to reach “They’re all very out and help an appreciation for bright and intelligent, and train me but the y’re all their talents.” whenever they different. I want to can.” Diana Ferrer give them a sense of A l t h o u gh Guidance Counselor self-confidence and Ferrer only have an appreciation started at for their talents. Overall, I want Stuyvesant this spring term, she to make sure they are happy has already developed a fondness beings. They shouldn’t compete for the students. She felt that against each other, but against there is a very diverse and themselves — to be the best that multitalented student body at they can be.” Stuyvesant. When she is not busy “They’re leaders and young adoassisting students and parents, lescents maximizing their potenFerrer spends her time outside of tials,” she said. “It’s extremely the building reading, talking stimulating.” walks, going to the theater and Her favorite thing about enjoying the natural environment working at Stuyvesant is her around her. ◙ opportunity to work as an SSR

Science Olympiad States Competition at West Point by James Zhang, news editor

On March 9, while most people were still slaving away in school, the Stuyvesant Science Olympiad team prepared to leave for the biggest event of the year: the states competition. Members have been preparing for this day since the beginning of the school year. Disappointed at their fourthplace ranking at the regional competition, the team was determined to win. This spirit even passed over to noncompetitors, who, in some cases, were even more thrilled than the actual competitors. The Science Olympiad team departed Stuyvesant for a hour bus ride to West Point.-three Many competitors used this

minute-opportunity to do some last -studying and catch up with a well delayed sleep schedule. As a noncompetitor, I was able to observe much of the inner workings of the competition without having to feel the pressure. Noncompetitors occupied their time by watching tech events, which were often exciting. The Sumobots in particular were the highlight of the tech events. The competition has 25 events, which cover most of the major science topics, such as physics, biology and chemistry. Each team is allowed only 15 competing members, and at most seven can be seniors. In the end, every competitor has to be able to .compete in more than one event

On March 10, the day of most of the events, members woke up early to prepare for the big day. Many had very few hours of sleep. Valery Li, president, complained of her 46 minutes of sleep. Alvis Yuen boasted of his being able to get over three hours of sleep. Besides those who were studying, some noncompetitors demonstrated unconstrained altruism, making coffee runs to aid wearied teammates. I, on the other hand, teamed up with a few other observers and had the most fun we could have, even kicking a competitor out of our room. In the end, this late-night cramming paid off and the Science Olympiad was able to earn medals in five events, including a gold

medal in Designer Genes. When the long-awaited awards ceremony came along, the members were ecstatic when it was announced that Stuyvesant won 10th place. This was the best Stuyvesant’s Science Olympiad team had ever performed in the states competition. Stuyvesant came forth as the highest-ranked school of New York City, defeating longtime rival Townshend Harris High School, who was ranked first place in the regional competition. On the bus ride going home, nearly everyone was asleep, fatigued from the two days of studying and competing. However, there is no doubt that, even while asleep, they were extremely content with this year’s victory. ◙

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OPINIONS

OPINIONS Why the ‘F-Word’? by David Mannes, staff writer

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Disregarding All Direction by Amna Ahmad, columnist

Don’t ask the person giving you the survey any questions. Do not answer any questions. Then hand in your paper.” Interestingly enough, 76 percent of students chose to answer the questions provided on the test paper when all they needed to do to pass was write their name, leaving the questions blank. I think that perhaps it is fair to attribute this trend of tackling the questions first rather than reading the directions to the idea that the main goal of tests is to get the right answers. Yet on some tests there are multiple correct answers, but just one that is “the most correct,” as can be seen in the critical reading section of the SAT, for instance. Test answers over the years have also been written biasedly, utilizing subjective terms that we are all too commonly expected to identify, although such terms cannot logically be presented in conjunction with facts, but rather opinions on a topic. Perhaps I hadn’t noticed what a nervous test taker looked like, or the extent of blatancy of our obsession with tests, because I had never actually had a chance to look around the room at all of my classmates during a test, but I assume that similar behaviors

Our lives are centered largely around exams. We learn to know the College Board better than our own grandparents. We go to prep programs, forcing our parents to invest ridiculous sums of money to improve our test-taking abilities. In fact, we are so concentrated on test-taking that we are able to sit glued to the seat of a cold, rusty metal chair conveniently decorated with assortments of gum and graffiti for three hours or sometimes more just to make a few marks on paper. It is my personal opinion that tests are generally neither a measure of competency in a field, nor credible in deciphering intelligence. Accordingly, I decided to give a focus group of Stuyvesant students the first fair test that they had probably ever encountered. Unfortunately, the majority of students failed. The test that I had administered served no purpose other than to test the ability of students to follow directions. I gave the students a test paper and told each of them these exact words: “Fill this out and follow directions. You are not allowed to ask me any questions.” The directions on the test paper were as follows “Put your name on the top of the paper.

would indeed be evident, and I am nearly certain that reading directions would be the last thing on students’ minds, as they disregard all directions to show off what they “really” know, as if it mattered. Needless to say, the students taking my “exam” displayed some inappropriate behavior. As the test “proctor” I was bombarded with questions although the directions had overtly stated that students were not permitted to ask me any questions. In addition to the shaking, twitching, and sweating that I had witnessed throughout the course of administering the tests, I watched as students aggressively chewed on the pens that I had given them to use. When I reminded one student that the pen she was chewing on was mine, she hastily removed the pen from her mouth and made a gesture as though she were shamefully offering it back, slobber and all. I’m not sure if pen-loaners are typically expected to accept chewed-up pens back from those who borrowed them, but I surely did not. ◙ Followed directions (Passed test) Did not follow directions (Failed test)

Perils of Finding an Online Friend Source: Facebook

Recently, at the Conservative Political Action Conference, Ann Coulter enraged many people with the following comment: “I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘f-----,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards.” It was pointless for Coulter to call John Edwards this word. She clearly has strong political beliefs, and is most likely capable of presenting an intelligent argument. While that would not have gotten her as much publicity as her controversial joke, it would have probably convinced a lot more people to agree with her. In her defense Coulter said that the word is a “schoolyard taunt.” She also said that she wasn’t speaking in a way that was offensive to homosexuals, but rather to suggest that John Edwards is a “wuss.” Sadly, this horrible word has become a schoolyard taunt, a fact that anyone walking around Stuyvesant can attest to. However, I’ve heard students at Stuyvesant use a lot worse than this as a taunt. Just because kids use a phrase as an insult, it doesn’t make that phrase appropriate or politically correct. Although Coulter shouldn’t have used the word in reference to John Edwards, she clearly didn’t mean what she said as an insult to homosexuals. John Edwards is married with kids, so the insult wasn’t directed at Edwards’ sexuality. In addition, Coulter stood up for gay rights at another point in the same speech. Coulter did make one really good point about the joke, and that was that it wasn’t only a joke about John Edwards. The statement was also mocking the fact that an actor on the show Grey’s Anatomy, Isaiah Washington, was forced to receive counseling after calling a fellow actor this degrading term. The people who got angry over what she said overreacted to a joke about how

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Although the Internet is a great tool for information, online predators may use information posted on online communities to their advantage. by Hui Ting Jiang, staff writer

The Internet is probably one of the greatest inventions ever. It not only connects people halfway around the world, but also allows information to be sent in bulk instead of the old-fashioned mail or fax. The Internet is not only a form of exchanging ideas, but a form of sharing information as well. Sadly, this information is sometimes illicit or inaccurate.

MySpace, Facebook and Sconex are just a few of the websites that teenagers use daily to find friends or potential mates. Personal information such as their full name, age, home address and even cell phone number are shown to attract web users. As if that isn’t enough, teenagers post suggestive photos of themselves for the world to see. This abundant amount of information might be useful for a fellow class ma te t o c ont act tha t individual for homework help or clarification on a l esson. However, that is not the case most of the time. Information, such as that listed above, is usually used by predators and stalkers to follow their prey. An anonymous freshman confided to me that she stalks “[her] crush on MySpace and Facebook every single day.” This is not only indicative of a

physiological problem, but also an unnecessary distraction from more important things like family, friends and schoolwork. Online predators are more common than they used to be, mainly due to the fact that teenagers are more trusting of “outsiders.” At first, predators pretend to be friendly, accepting and sympathetic people. As their re lationshi p deve lops into something more complex, the predator will pounce and pressure its “prey” in illicit activities by providing money, lavish gifts, attention and promiscuously taken photos. Usually, teenagers cave into the pressure and unwillingly do things they normally would not do. A show recently done by NBC called “To Catch A Predator ONLINE PERILS continues on page 7

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VUGLARITY continued from page 6 people overreact when the word is used. Coulter’s intention in making this joke was to get publicity. She could have easily insulted Edwards and mocked what happened to Isaiah Washington in two separate jokes. She chose to say something controversial, and to see how many people would become infuriated over a joke about how society overreacts to controversial statements. ◙ ONLINE PERILS continued from page 6

Letter to the Editor 26 Homerooms — 13 Counselors Do the math! Why isn’t the college office writing SSR's? Who knows better than the college office what the colleges are looking for in an SSR? The members of the guidance department must serve as guidance counselors and grade advisors, in addition to writing all SSRs. Their caseload assignment is as follows: The college office has gone from 2 positions to 3 full-time counselors, who have the following caseload to advise on their college choices. They also have two full-time secretaries and a school aide to assist them with the paper work. Their caseload assignment is as follows: PAT CLEARY : 5A-5E GREGG W ALKES: 5F-5Q KATE OLIVER: 5R-5ZD How can we better serve our students? Regards, Concerned for Stuyvesant Students

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HPV: The Human “Promiscuity” Virus Vaccine? by Alvis Yuen, columnist

Every year, 250,000 women d i e fr o m c e r vi c a l c a n ce r worldwide. In the last decade, scientists have discovered that more than 70 percent of cervical cancers are caused by HPV, the human papillomavirus. In 2006, the FDA approved a vaccine that would prevent cervical cancer by stopping HPV. Studies have shown that the vaccine was over 95 percent effective in preventing cervical cancer. The onl y requirement of the vaccine is that it must be administered before any sexual activity to prevent previous transmission of the virus. With the advent of the HPV vaccine, states have considered making the HPV vaccine a part of the regular vaccination schedule for young girls. The first state to make HPV vaccination mandatory was Texas. However, despite the benefits of the vaccine, some parents are opposed to mandatory HPV vaccination. In traditional areas, such as the Bible Belt in the South, the vaccine is opposed primarily because parents are afraid that the new vaccine will make adolescents more bold and more likely to have sex. As a result, legislators are reluctant to

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push for mandatory vaccination, for fear of reprisal from unsupportive parents. It is absurd to oppose mandatory HPV vaccination on the grounds that the vaccine would promote promiscuity. If there were a better reason, such as possible damage to the body, it would be reasonable to oppose mandatory vaccination. Millions of dollars were invested to invent the vaccine. It is a disgrace to label the lifeblood of scientists as something promoting promiscuous behavior, when their aim was to save lives. It is an insult to the victims of cervical cancer when parents refused the potentially life-saving vaccine because it might promote promiscuity. I ask everyone who opposes ma n d a t o r y va c c i n a t i o n t o reconsider their unfair assessment of the vaccine. First of all, the vaccine only prevents one disease, cervical cancer. If the teen was to have sex, there are many other risks and STDs, such as syphilis, gonorrhea, and herpes, to consider. The idea that the HPV encourages sexual behavior is as crazy as the idea that a tetanus vaccine would encourage people to step on more

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rusty nails. On the flip side, the vaccine could serve as a deterrent of sex; the vaccine is a constant reminder that sexual behavior can lead to cancer. I hope people can throw away their sensitivity to the sexual aspects of the vaccine. This vaccine is like any other vaccine a person gets as a young child. If parents choose to believe that the HPV vaccine promotes sexual promiscuity, consider this: would you rather your daughter die from cervical cancer, or have sex? ◙ Source: Corbis

III” illustrated tactics that online predators use to lure susceptible teenagers. Initially, the predator introduces him/herself as a prospective friend that would do nothing to harm them and everything to benefit them. As the friendship progresses, he or she will slowly incorporate topics about sex into conversations. This is a major red flag in identifying predators, but teenagers’ interest in such matters will often overcome their instincts. Soon, the predator will suggest a secret meeting for the two to meet, which later may culminate in sexual activities. NBC correspondent Chris Hansen caught fifty men trying to engage minors in sexual activity. Surprisingly, all fifty men pleaded not guilty in court. ◙

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Gardasil, the world’s first cervical cancer vaccine, is on display during its launch in Sydney. It aims to halt the spread of HPV, which causes cervical cancer.

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SCIENCE “Missing Chunk” of Earth Poses Threat to Tectonic Theory

Is There Anybody Out There? by John Yoon, staff writer

by Omar Ahmad, staff writer

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H.G. Well’s War of the Worlds speaks of the possibility of the existence of extraterrestrial beings.

Obesity Count Triples Among U.S. Teens, Raises Many Questions Source: Yahoo News

From elementary school to our current high school careers, we have been taught that the Earth’s continents are in constant motion, in a process known as plate tectonics. This process involves the shifting of “plates” that are beneath the Earth’s crust, but above the Earth’s mantle. These plates are said to be in motion for certain amounts of time, until they collide with other plates. These plates should block our view of the mantle that is hidden beneath. But is that really so? A team of twenty British scientists set sail to study a newly discovered phenomenon along the Mid-Atlantic Ridge: a gaping hole, approximately 2.25 miles deep, that unveils the previously hidden mantle of the Earth. The problem is that a tectonic plate should be visible at the site, but, currently, only the molten material of the mantle resides there. Especially at this area, the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, notorious for earthquakes and other happenings of the sort, a plate should exist. One reason that people do not believe that it is indeed the mantle at the entrance to the hole along the Ridge is that the Earth’s crust is supposedly much thicker than a mere 2.25 miles. If it is true that the mantle is present only 2 miles under the surface, then there must already be a large portion of the crust missing. The missing

SETI has currently only observed 750 solar systems, but within the next 25 years, technology is expected to improve enough that a few million more systems will be viewable. Shostak uses this fact to wager a Starbucks coffee with his interrogators that “the question of whether mankind is

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A team of British scientists set out to study a newly discovered “missing chunk” in the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.

numbing and difficult, while the chances of a reward are very Of all the overly-debated and slim. “It’s like pulling the lever controversial subject matters in the on a slot,” states senior field of science, few come close to astronomer Seth Shostak. “The the sheer passion generated by the next quarter might be it.” possibility of extraterrestrial So while many people find beings. The science fiction novels the search for life on other worlds inspired by these arguments are to be futile and hopeless, Shostak limitless, ranging remains optimistic from Orson Scott about the data that “The question of Card’s Ender’s SETI has collected, whether mankind is Game to H. G. and the data it will Wells War of the alone in the universe collect in the future. Worlds. To will be settled by the For example, it has many people, been proven that year 2025.” however, the harsh conditions idea of an alien can still propagate civilization relife, with the prime example mains in the world of fiction, and being Earth, which has many the few people who cling to their places with extreme weather and faith are scoffed at, but there might temperatures that still give birth be more reason to “believe” than to organisms. In addition, previously supposed. astronomers now believe that Many respected astronomers anywhere from 5 percent to 90 and physicists solemnly occupy percent of all stars are orbited by their time with the pursuit of planets; that is equal to 10 million extraterrestrial creatures. One other solar systems. SETI major organization is SETI, or theorizes that of these billions Search for E xtraterr estria l upon billions of planets, there Intelligence. The experiments exists at least one alien species. that they conduct are mind-

Childhood obesity may cause earlier puberty in some girls. by Garry Chien, staff writer

Often, upon hearing of the dangers of obesity, one immediately thinks of heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes and cancer. However, obesity may also trigger early puberty, which is extremely unhealthy. Many teens are now at risk as the occurrence rate of obesity continues to climb. For instance, the rate of obesity surgery for teens has tripled in the last few years, and while teen patients recover quickly, they are

left with many psychological age. In a study of 354 girls at the problems once the y reach University of Mott Children’s adulthood. Obesity is becoming an Hospital in Michigan, those who epidemic among the young and not were fatter at the age of 3 and enough is being done to protect continued to gain weight for the them. next 3 years had reached puberty by the age of 9. The trend is The number of teens that get believed to a surgery contribute to the t r e a t me n t for “Obesity is becoming early maturation obesity is an epidemic among of girls in the skyrocketing. the young and not United States. Luckily, teens have been found enough is being done Early puberty has to recover faster been connected to protect them..” from the surgery with negati ve than adults. In o u t c o m e s , 2003, teens recovered in an including psychiatric disorders, average of 3.2 days as opposed to deficits in ps ychosocial 3.5 days for adults. However, functioning, earlier use of they have been found to suffer alcohol, earlier sexual more psychological problems intercourse, and increased rates of than adults such as a crash in obesity and cancer. weight, or identity issues. The These are not the only teens are put in situations they problems of the new obesity never believed they would be in. epidemic. A large problem is that an obese person usually continues As if cancer or heart disease to become even more overweight. is not bad enough, scientists have discovered that the obese young are also more likely to reach OBESITY puberty before others of the same continues on page 9

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Our Thoughts: Once Private, Now Exposed to the Public by SangHee Chung, columnist

“The fact that we can determine what intention a person Scientists in Germany, is holding in their mind pushes Britain, and Japan have found a the level of our understanding of way to “read minds” using subjective thought to a whole functional magnetic resonance new level,” said Dr. Paul Wolpe, imaging (fMRI) and computer a psychiatry professor at the programs. This may seem straight University of Pennsylvania. out of a science-fiction novel, but Led by Dr. John-Dylan it’s reality. Ha ynes, the Volunteers research team were slid into an “These technologies, tried to identify MRI machine and which part of the asked to perform for the first time, give b r a i n stored simple tasks, such us a real possibility intentions, and as adding and subeventually came of going straight to tracting or decidacross the the source to see ing on buttons to prefrontal cortex push. The scienwhat somebody is region. tists were able to “If you knew thinking or feeling.” accurately deterwhich thought mine their intenDr. Hank Greenly signatures to look tions 70 percent of Stanford University for, you could the time. Although theoretically scientists have predict in more already known about detecting detail what people were going to physical motions before they apdo in the future,” said Haynes. pear, this is the first time they have Currently, however, the identified decisions in more comtechnology cannot be used to spy plex cases. on others. Furthermore, the 21 MISSING CHUNK continued from page 1

“chunk” of Earth would have to be a vast 4-11 miles thick. “It’s a real challenge to our established understanding of what the Earth’s surface looks like underneath the waves,” said Bramley Murton, a senior research scientist at Southampton’s National Oceanography Centre.

volunteers were only focused on the two possibilities, rather than the infinite choices people may have in other situations. Once the technology becomes more developed, it can have a wide range of uses, from criminal interrogations to airline security checks. It may even be used one day for people who are paralyzed. By understanding intentions, the technology could carry out instructions such as changing television channels or using the Internet. There are, however, ethical issues involving potential abuse by authorities, marketers, or employees. “These technologies, for the first time, give us a real possibility of going straight to the source to see what somebody is thinking or feeling, without them having any ability to stop us,” said Dr. Hank Greenly from Stanford Univer sit y. “T he concept of keeping your thoughts private could be profoundly altered in the future.” What a change that would be! ◙ OBESITY continued from page 1

Scientists are hoping to discover whether the crust was sliced off by enormous geological faults, or if it never even developed in the first place. Yet another explanation may also be relevant, however. The scientists could have drilled into a magma chamber along the Mid-Atlantic Ridge. The hole in the Earth’s crust could just be an entryway to a small deposit of magma above the Earth’s crust. ◙

A suppressor called SOCS-3 is believed to be associated with the fat hormone leptin, which tells the body if it is hungry. It is believed that obesity occurs due to a lack of leptin or a weakened response to it As obesity rates rise, even the generations that are yet to come are suffering. Teens

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EXTRATERRESTRIALS continued from page 8 alone in the universe will be settled by the year 2025.” So i f, h ypot het ica ll y speaking, we finally made contact with an alien, just what should be expected? The sci-fi traditional image of an insect-like creature (the “Buggers” from Ender’s Game) or an anthropomorphic creature (such as the Alien or Predator) is thought to be highly unlikely, and these images tell us more about the human psyche than anything else. Many other theories of just what the first alien-human encounter will be like are suggested. As some scientists frankly state, “The universe is three times as old as the earth, so there’s opportunity for civilizations that are billions of years ahead of us.” Their superiority to the human race could be so huge that to humans, any form of technology or communications would be considered magic. But once again, this edges on the side of fiction, so while the possibility of extraterrestrial life is out there, one shouldn’t hope too much for a visit from a Wookie any time soon.◙ who have not reached adulthood and even youngsters who have yet to reach their teenage years experience ps ychol ogic a l damage. The problems are likely to affect them for the rest of their lives. To make matters worse, as studies on leptin responses indicate, some people have no control over obesity. In time, however, scientists will surely develop a cure for obesity. ◙

BUSNIESS “Godless” Dollars Hit the Market

It’s Killing Cats and Dogs by Hanford Chiu business editor

PETS continues on page 2 Source: Yahoo News

Menu Foods, a pet food manufacturer based in Ontario, Canada, has recalled over 60 million cans of wet dog and cat food products over the past few weeks. The voluntary recall, which covers over 90 brands of dog and cat food in the United States, including Iams, PetCare and Science Diet, was due to a contamination that is believed to have been caused by a supply of wheat gluten (which is used to thicken the gravy used in wet food products, which means the dry food products are not affected) to Menu Food’s main food plant in

by Paul Rozenburg, staff writer

Emporia, Kan. Menu Food, which supplies 1 percent of America’s pet food products, has stopped

A toxin normally used in rat poison has recently been found in pet food, which has killed a number of pets.

An unknown number of newly minted George Washington dollar coins were struck without the phrases “In God We Trust” and “E Pluribus Unum” inscribed on their edges. The coins, part of the new Presidential Dollar Program, were put into circulation on February 15. It is believed that around 50,000 coins containing the error were released, out of a total of 300 million produced. All of the coins without the inscriptions came from the Philadelphia branch of the United States mint. The two missing phrases are usually struck on the front face of

a coin, but the designers of the George Washington dollar parted with this tradition. Because of this, a new and more complex manufacturing system had to be used, prompting the errors. The George Washington dollar was put into circulation partly as a result of the failure of the Sacagawea Golden Dollar, first released in 2000. The Mint responded to public demands for a new dollar coin, and was hoping for success similar to that of the State Quarter Program. The Presidential Dollar Program will run until all presidents who DOLLAR continues on page 10

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Google Search Engine… Google Mail… and Now Google television? by Si Hong Huang, staff writer

tisers by Google and delivered to the cable company so they appear in the normal breaks in programming as other ads do. Examples as to what consumers might see include: an area with a lot of children might be more likely to see commercials for minivans than for sports cars, or a consumer who owns a dog might see constant dog food ads. Although Google is still in the early stages of bringing new ways of advertising to television, it comes to show that the way advertisements are brought to consumers could be changed forever. If Google succeeds in its plans, other media companies might actually lose their positions in the advertisement market due to Google’s popularity, stock price, and financial holdings. Google’s foothold into television commercials comes at a time when the cable industry itself is turning to ads as a hopeful source of revenue. ◙

Google Inc., the Mountain View, Calif. Company, has commenced pursuing its next big ambition: controlling the television ads that viewers see and adjusting them to fit viewer interests. It plans on taking its extremely profitable contextual online advertising as the model for its test run for television commercials to cable subscribers in Concord, Calif. Google CEO Eric Schmidt told analysts in January that the company is experimenting with television advertising. He said the company intends to use its technology to better target television commercials to viewers. According to The Wall Street Journal, Google since last year has been steering television commercials to subscribers of cable provider Astound Broadband, a unit of WaveDivision Holdings LLC. When Astound’s customers watch television, some commercial spots they see have been sold to adver-

BUSINESS PETS continued from page 1 shipments from the suspected supplier, the identity of which has not been disclosed by the FDA. After several complaints of pet deaths related to kidney failure in mid-February, Menu Food informed the FDA, which promptly began an investigation into the matter. Then, in a quarterly taste test administered to about 50 cats and dogs on February 27, nine cats died due to the tests in early March (no dogs died, but it is not clear if any of those who survived suffered kidney damage). The delay between the first complaints and deaths has prompted a lawsuit from a woman in Chicago, whose 9year-old orange tabby became sick about a week before the recall after eating a single serving of Special Kitty Select Cuts and was diagnosed with kidney failure. The cat was euthanized on March 17. Since then, there have been numerous other complaints from consumers whose pets have mysteriously

died recently after eating food from the company, which may lead to a class action lawsuit. This pet food scare is reminiscent of recent recalls of human foods, such as the E. Coli infected spinach in 2006. However, a contamination of pet food products is more serious than one of human food products, since pets have a more limited variety of edible foods. Thus, if one of the main ingredients in pet food products becomes contaminated, then it could end up affecting many pets since they are all likely to consume it. However, in this case, it is due only to a single supplier and distributor of food, unlike a more widespread contamination of food, such as the bird flu or mad cow disease. ◙ If your pet has symptoms of kidney failure such as a loss of appetite, lethargy, vomiting, increased urination and thirst, contact a veterinarian immediately. For more details on the recall, check http://www.menufoods.com/recall/ or http://www.fda.gov for a list of recalled products.

McDonald’s Trying to Change its McImage Source: YahooNews

McDonald’s will try to define “McJob” entries in British dictionaries, believing it to be incorrect.

DOLLAR continued from page 9 have been deceased for more than two years have their likeness imprinted on a coin. The entire program has come under speculation from those who remember the Sacagawea Dollar. When a coin of a large denomination is produced, critics will naturally reply that bills are easier and more efficient to use. Nevertheless, if the coin does not catch on with consumers, it will still have a chance for success with coin collectors. When the “godless” coins were originally discovered, they fetched as much as $600 dollars online, but their price sank to $50 after it was realized how common the mistake was. The U.S. mint

by Hanford Chiu business editor

McDonald’s, the fast food chain known for its fatty foods and low-prospect employment, has been undergoing a publicity campaign to completely turn around its image. Most recently, McDonald’s is trying to get the Oxford English Dictionary to change its definition of “McJob”, which is currently defined as “an unstimulating, low-paid job with few prospects, especially one created by the expansion of the service sector.” Here in the United States, people working at promised to alter the manufacturing process in order to add the lettering on the edges for all the coins, but another problem soon surfaced. A couple in Colorado found a dollar coin without the face of George Washington on it: the coin was blank on both the heads and tails side. Although this is an isolated incident so far, it was confirmed by Ron Guth, a professional coin authenticator in California. The golden dollar will probably never be as widespread and successful as the state quarters, but the series will still have a long run. No one will ever opt to carry twenty coins over one bill, but collectors will have the power to make this collection a popular one.

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McDonald’s, especially on its shop Nevertheless, McDonald’s is floor level, have long been pushi ng for wa rd wi th it s associated with high school campai gn to attract more dropouts and disadvantaged customers and better employees. minorities. Some parents threaten Last year, McDonald’s took their kids with a future of working advantage of the term “McJob” at McDonald’s in order to by using it in part of a slogan for encourage them to study. attracting employees. “McProspects — over half of our Now, in a drive for publicity executive team started in our and more talented employees, restaurants. Not bad for a McDonald’s is working to change McJob.” this negative misconception about its employment opportunities. McDonald’s has always had a “It’s the complete opposite to somewhat negative image here in that,” said the United States. Amanda Pierce, Linked with the “McDonald’s is a 15-year rampant obesity working to change McDonald’s that many parents employee and this negative miscon- and the government s p o ke s p e r s o n , is trying to fight, ception about its em- McDonald’s has on OED’s definition. “It’s ployment opportuni- been the target of stimulating, multiple lawsuits ties.” rewarding and claiming that its offers a wide food has made range of opportunities. All the people obese. Furthermore, ski l l s I ha ve l earn e d a t stories have come up now and McDonald’s will last me a then over the last decade of lifetime.” Meanwhile, random things being found in McDonald’s is sending a petition people’s orders, such as syringes (signed, of course, by or fried chicken heads, which has McDonald’s employees) to OED further marred the image of its in order to get the term’s food an d wo r ker q uali t y. definition changed. Responding However, McDonald’s has been to McDonald’s efforts, an Oxford responding responsibly by taking University Press spokeswoman actions such as making the food’s said, “We monitor changes in the nutrition facts available and language and reflect these in our agreeing to comply with Mayor definitions according to the Bloomberg’s trans-fat ban here in evidence we find.” New York City. ◙

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ARTS&ENTERTAINMENT Wickedly Uplifting From the opening scene of the Broadway hit “Wicked,” I felt myself leaving my seat and entering Oz, a place from my childhood that was green and familiar. But it wasn’t familiar for long. “Wicked” backtracks in order to tell the story of Elphaba (the Wicked Witch of the West) from the beginning, that is, conception. “Are people born wicked or is wickedness thrust upon them?” asks Glinda the Good Witch, and this musical definitely takes the latter view. Chronicling their time at school together and what puts Elphaba on the path to wickedness, “Wicked” is based on the best-selling Gregory Maguire book of the same name. The musical is strangely consistent with the plot of the classic book (“The Wizard of Oz” by L. Frank Baum) while having a completely different tone, outlook and cast, mostly because there’s no Dorothy. That’s the only main character missing, however, as the Scarecrow, the Lion, the Tin Man and the Wizard all make an appearance. The second half of “Wicked” seems more to set the scene for everything that happens in Baum’s book, with such style and flair that it outshines the 1900 work. While the story is strong and the character development is

solid, the thing that I liked best was the music. The music and lyrics are by Stephen Schwartz, who’s won Oscars for his work on “Pocahontas” and “The Prince of Egypt.” The cast varies but Elphaba is currently portrayed by Julia Murney, and Glinda is played by Kendra Kassebaum. Both do a spectacular job in terms of acting and singing, especially Murney, whose fiery, sarcastic, witty depiction of Elphaba leaves nothing to be desired. The minor discrepancies that do exist between “Wicked” and “The Wizard of Oz” make the storyline hard to place inside Baum’s sequels but anyone who’s not an avid fan of the thirteen books probably won’t even care. In fact, by the final scene, I had become acquainted with two different versions of Oz and I definitely liked this one better. “Wicked” transforms Baum’s endearing children’s book into a story engaging for everyone, while Schwartz’s brilliant work will leave you bursting with glee. Good tickets are hard to come by and most evening performances still play to a packed theatre. Buying tickets at least a month in advance is practically the only option. “Wicked” is playing at the Gershwin Theatre and tickets are available at the theatre and online at ticketmaster.com. ◙

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by Si Hong Huang, staff writer

Final Fantasy III Review

The Final Fantasy III is now available for the Nintendo DS. by Jonathan Xikis, staff writer

In 1990, Final Fantasy III was released in Japan for the Nintendo Family Computer, better known as the “Famicom.” The only problem: it never came to America. Fastforward 15 years, to 2005. A Final Fantasy III remake was announced, not for the Playstation 2, but, in a surprise move, for the Nintendo DS. Granted, the DS is not known for its amazing graphics, but FFIII lives up to its expectations, delivering an amazing 3D world to explore and addictive, though a tad repetitive, gameplay. Final Fantasy III is not in any way quirky, and doesn’t stray far from the classic RPG formula. In fact, this is the reason people would want to buy it: to get a taste of how the whole thing began, one

of the earliest games in the Final Fantasy series. Like most RPGs, there is not much dialogue except before boss fights and in special sequences, but the characters are a bit better-developed than in the 1990 game. The story itself is typical — four teenage warriors are chosen by a magic crystal to go out and save the world, for reasons not apparent until later in the game, when more backstory is revealed. What really makes this game shine is the graphics, which, although lackluster by the PSP’s standards, are a great achievement for the DS. The world itself is gigantic, and every enemy is lovingly rendered in 3D. The main characters themselves change in appearance when they take on new jobs, letting them use special abilities. For example, the Knight can defend fellow fighters, while the Thief is fast and can open locked doors. Each character has a unique style, and can show facial expressions during cutscenes. Attack animations range from simple to downright immense later in the game, especially when using magic. The view can even be zoomed in to find hidden secrets, such as switches or items. This is not to say that there are no downsides to FFIII, however, for there are quite a few. A “feature” of the game which annoys many is FINAL FANTASY continues on page 12

“It Turns Out Persian Corpses are Slippery…” ning the famous battle of Thermopylae. After graphic novelist Frank It is expected that since this Miller’s first commercial success, film is based on a graphic novel, it “Sin City,” expectations were high is not going to be historically accufor his next motion picture adaptarate, easily seen when certain creation. Luckily, “300” met them all. tures from Xerxes’ armies come “300” begins with a short life forth. Yet importance should not story of King Leonidas (Gerard be placed in this area. What should Butler), ruler of be valued here is Sparta. He is raised “What should be val- the stunning imas a true Spartan “300” was ued here is the stun- agery. warrior, taught never done all in a stuning imagery. The to show fear or pain, dio, using mostly never to retreat or blue screen and fight is beautifully surrender. He is apgreen screen choreographed.” proached by a Pereffects, allowing sian messenger who for breathtaking informs him of a plan to enslave backgrounds and amazing visual Sparta. Leonidas does not take the effects. It also made the actual threat seriously, and, without the battle something to behold. The help of the Spartan army, he and fight is beautifully choreographed. 300 of his best men ride off to deThere is no fast-paced shaking of fend Sparta and to face the largest the camera (a downfall of Star army ever assembled, thus beginWars: Episode III’s battles, in my

opinion), perfect clarity, and every character on screen is always doing something incredible. No one stands around and waiting for a turn; everyone is involved. There is very little that one could nitpick in this film. One of its few downfalls is the lack of a conclusion to the great side story of the movie. Queen Gorgo (Lena Headey) is the strong-willed wife of Leonidas. While the battle is occurring, she has to deal with the Hellenistic, patriarchal politics in Sparta. The story is never really concluded, and therefore fells like just filler in between the battle scenes. There is a good deal of character development going on there, but I believe one more concluding scene would have done the story more justice. Yet, this little problem aside, “300” can only be described as an epic movie that is the must-see of 2007. ◙

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the inability to save except on the world map. There is a “quicksave” option, but the saved game is automatically deleted when you return to your game. In effect, this means that if you spend three hours trudging through a huge dungeon and are vanquished by the boss, you must

March 29, 2007—VOL. 6, No. 12 start again from the beginning. This also necessitates heavy training, or “grinding,” which is made more uninteresting because of the slow battle system — there is no way to skip animations, and the menus load slowly. Another gripe is the undeveloped Wi-Fi mode, known as “Mognet,” which only allows you to send simple messages to others over the Internet,

A&E and does not feature co-op or multiplayer. To make matters worse, the keypad layout could be much more convenient. Sending messages is actually required to obtain the game’s strongest class and weapon, an impossibility to those with no wireless Internet access. Final Fantasy III is a game made for hardcore RPG fans, ones who enjoy the pain of braving an

onslaught of monsters, have the patience to reach level 99, relish defeating the unbeatable final boss, and have the guts to try it again if they fail. Casual gamers beware — this game is probably not for you. With that said, FFIII, despite its flaws, should be a part of the collection of any self-respecting gamer. ◙

Movie Watch: A New Batch of Movies To Look Forward To Now that spring has come along, bright ,this means warm weather flowers and yes, new movies! Here’s what’s coming to a theater .near you

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apparent later on that the objects were sent for a different mission, which the children become entangled in. Skin Walkers (March 30th) Werewolves are more than just bloodsucking creatures in Skin Walkers, where two sects of wolves fight for control. Some of them are looking to end the curse on their kind, while the others want things to stay the way they are. In the end, the only one with the real power to change their destiny is Timothy, who is half-

human and half-wolf. Shooter (March 23rd) Mark Wahlberg and Danny Glover star in this thriller about an exMarine sniper who grudgingly returns to the military after being persuaded to head off a president assassination. After he gets set up and framed, he is determined to find out who was really behind the murder. ◙

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Blades of Glory (March 30th) After two skaters get into a fight at the World Championships, they’re both barred from competing ever again. Played by Will Ferrell and Jon Heder, the skaters find a loophole that will allow them to compete. The problem? It’s pairs’ figure skating.

TMNT (March 23rd) The teenage mutant ninja turtles are back to star in this 3D movie. Strange things have been happening in New York City and only one man is to blame: Max Winters, who’s creating an army of ancient monsters to take over the world. Looks like they’ll have to save the day super ninja style. The Hills Have Eyes 2 (March 23rd) In this sequel to the horror film “The Hills Have Eyes,” a group of National Guard soldiers embark on a search and rescue mission in the hills. Though they are responding to a distress signal, they also land themselves into the evils that lie within. The Last Mimzy (March 23rd) Toys become truly educational when two children find a mysterious box containing strange objects. As they play with them, their intelligence level grows drastically. It becomes

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by Amy Qui, staff writer

SING!

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SING! FEATURE

SING! REVIEW continued from page 1 to Step, Girls Hip Hop, and Rave. The production even included pictures from a projector shown on the left wall, though the people sitting in the mezzanine could not see them. Overall, it could be seen that all grades had given tremendous amounts of effort into one of the largest productions. At the end of the night, however, it was unanimous from the screams and shouts that Junior SING had won. ◙

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PUZZLES&LITERARY

PUZZLES&LITERARY In The Mind

by Hui Ting, staff writer

In the mind of a bumblebee, Buzzing across the field Searching for a delightful treat, It dashes about looking for The perfect meal that Derives from the core Of a savory honeysuckle Standing alone in the field and Apart from the muddle. Bumblebee flee in the air, Through the autumn Breeze, without a care

The Circus by Stephanie Tam, staff writer

People soaring in the air Elephants roaming here and there Among them an audience cheering so loud Applause spreading through the crowd The Circus! The Circus! The Circus is in town! Each and every one of you, gather around! Monkeys and tigers doing tricks on the floor This event is never a bore! Cotton candy and peanuts Distributed to and eaten by all Then there’s hotdogs and popcorn Come one, come all!

Or a worry in the world, For it spots a flower that Seemed impearled With a sweetness beyond Compare. Bumblebee swoops In and suckles on the abscond Honeysuckle that is truly beyond compare.

IN MEMORY OF

GABRIEL BLITZ AND EUGENE MARSHALIK It is with deep sadness that The Stuyvesant Standard marks the death of Gabriel Blitz, a member of the Stuyvesant High School Class of 2008 and Eugene Marshalik, a member of the Class of 2005. Marshalik was a student at New York University and an auxiliary police officer. He was killed in a shooting in Greenwich Village while on patrol. Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/03/16/2007-03Source: Koester

Gabriel and I went to the same middle school, Manhattan East (M.E.). Although he was two years older than I, I remember seeing him when he came back to visit M.E. in his freshman and sophomore years. I am a very garrulous person, so, naturally, I was inclined to ask him what high school he now attended and other such things. I think that was when I first decided to call him the “Green Guy” and that name stuck with him. He told me about his love of reptiles and herpetology and that explained the green jacket that I will always remember him by. He was one of the nicest, most sincere people. Then, when I came to Stuyvesant, I frequently saw him in the hallways and always talked to him in between classes. It led to some random (but meaningful) conversations about everything and nothing. It was great. The last time I talked to him was on the platform of the 1 and 2 trains. We talked about how we have the same initials and the cool things one can find on the Staten Island Ferry. I even remember his way of waving “hello” which, for lack of better words, is best described as wiping a window (without moving the wrist). He was also one of the very few people at Stuy who reside in the Bronx and I always saw him as my fellow Bronx-ite. Now every time I see someone with a green jacket in the hallway, I think that maybe it’s Gabriel and that all of this has been just a terrible misunderstanding. I start walking faster, to catch up to that mysterious person who could put an end to this nightmare, and I am only saddened to see that it’s not him. It’s not Gabriel. I am very happy to have known him. I only wish that I could have spent more time with him. I miss you, Green Guy. Guergana Borissova

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The Case of the Knife Wielding by Lillian Su, staff writer

A notorious gangster, Scarface Joe, was found face-down on a barroom floor by Detective Hobbs. He had a bullet wound in his left ear, where a bullet had entered and must have lodged somewhere in his brain, as there was no exit wound. The bullet matched the gun of Bernie the Bull, another gangster and Joe's rival. It is widely known that though they hated each other, they frequented the same bar. Bernie said that he was the only customer when Joe came in and started yelling at him. "He was like a madman," said Bernie. "He pulled out a knife and started coming at me. I shot him in self-defense as he charged head-on at me swinging that knife." Joe's body lying close by still had the knife clutched in his left hand. "He just wouldn't stop coming at me," exclaimed Bernie. "I had to shoot, I had no choice." The only witness was the bartender and another shady character, who agreed with Bernie's story. Detective Hobbs just smiled and said, "you boys will have time to think of something better than that story on the way to the slammer." How did he know?

KINCKS continued from page 16 remain coach and general manager of the Knicks. Although many claim that Dolan was rushed into this action, there is no doubt that Thomas did in fact improve the Knicks. For the most part, Thomas has motivated the Knicks players and has taught them how to effectively play together. Although Eddie Curry, Knicks center, Stephon Marbury, point guard, struggled for most of last season, they have both excelled under Thomas. Curry has been named the best center in the East by many experts. Although the Knicks have improved compared to last season, many still think that the Knicks must do more. Steven Jones, MSNBC news writer, claimed that the Knicks will not make the playoffs this year because of inconsistency. “Only twice in the first fourplus months of the season did the Knicks win three games in a row.

They are a team that goes from hot to cold not only from game to game but from quarter to quarter,” he wrote in a recent article. Knicks players, however, have been very optimistic about their future. In a blog, Nate Robinson, Knicks guard and 2006 Slam Dunk Champion, showed his approval of the Knicks’ improvement. “I know we still have a long way to go, but I can’t help but feel excited about the improvements we’ve made since last season. We’re the best rebounding team in the East and one of the better scoring teams, too… We can move up in the East, and even become a playoff team. I really believe that,” Robinson said. So for all you Knicks fans, do not lose hope in your team. They have undoubtedly progressed under Thomas, but further improvement is still necessary. It is definitely possible for the Knicks to make the first round of the playoffs, and who knows, maybe even further. ◙

Riddle by Jeffrey Liaw, staff writer

Charlie was abandoned at a nearly age and had a terrible life. He couldn't stand his adoptive parents and their children One day, he couldn't take it and just killed his adoptive parents' offspring. Oddly enough, the parents still worked hard and made sure he survived. Charlie later left when he was old enough. The police, or social services were not called even though Charlie killed his adoptive siblings. Why? 1) Nothing to do with being underage 2) His family had a habit of doing it 3) His adoptive parents did not blame him 4) He never joined the military 5) He was born in the spring

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SPORTS

SPORTS The Sports Beat: Why You Don’t Read Forbes for Sports by Eric Mayo, sports editor

by Hesham Saleh, staff writer

On March 11, after 24 long hours of analyzing the NCAA basketball teams, the selection committee invited 65 teams to join the tournament. From March 11 to March 15, when the first game took place, millions of Americans from around the country filled out brackets. Yes, March Madness has officially started. Everyone knows that during this time, 65 NCAA teams battle each other and try to reach the Championship. Fans test their expertise by filling out, and usually waging money on, brackets. There are several interesting tales that come with March Madness, many of which are virtually unknown. Fans use many different techniques to predict the winning teams, some of which are truly absurd. Some people use colors to predict the winning teams: the team with the “fiercest color” will go the furthest. Others imagine a mascot fight, and pick the team with the “unbeatable mascot.” Still others choose their teams based on graduation rate. The lower the graduation rate, the more likely the team is to win: if they’re not studying, then they must be playing basketball. NCAA tournament pools can be found nearly everywhere — on the Internet, at work, in school, at restaurants, and many other places. Believe it or not, they are also found in MLB locker rooms during spring training. MLB players take their brackets very seriously. The pool is usually created and supervised by a veteran. Each player puts a certain amount of money into the pool, usually somewhere between $20 and $100. After they pick their teams, it’s an all-out battle. Players discuss their teams’

situations with other players in the locker room, trying to analyze the best and worst possible situations for their teams.On a totally different note, colleges try to come up with their own “mathematical formula” to predict their team’s most likely seed number. After analyzing the teams that reached the Final Four since 1999, the experts at Georgia Tech University created the Logistic Regression/Markov Chain Model, or LRMC. This system is based on the number of road wins, strength of schedule, and most importantly, margins of victory. “Anything that doesn’t take point differential into account ignores the element of luck,” said Joel Sokol, “If I beat you by 20, it probably wasn’t by chance.” This system showed itself to be extremely accurate. In the 2004 NCAA tournament, four of the teams the LRMC ranked top five made it to the Final Four. Out of all ranking systems, the LRMC was the most accurate. But at the end of the month, the most important question will not be about brackets or different prediction systems. Who will reach the Final Four, and who will be proclaimed the Champions of NCAA Basketball? ◙ Source: Corbis

waste the talents of Kevin Garnett by surrounding him with mediocThe Economist’s next issue is rity like Ricky Davis, and prior to going to feature the best rappers in that, Wally Szczerbiak. He’s the world, and rate them on how wasted free agent money on point “gangsta” they are. Sports Illusguard Marko Jaric, who averages 8 trated is going to be doing a feapoints and 3 assists a game for five ture on the best hair and skin care million dollars, as well as wasting products. Don’t forget about The five million on Troy Hudson, a Standard’s next issue, a special on bench player. This is the best GM pension funds. in professional sports? The guy If you couldn’t tell by now, who is outspent only by the the above samples are nonsense. A Knicks? magazine about economics has Third on the list is Billy King, nothing to do with rap. You GM of the Philadelphia 76ers. The wouldn’t read Sports Illustrated for 76ers were a near carbon copy of hygiene tips. If you’re looking for Minnesota, surrounding a talented pension fund information here, you player (Allen Iverobviously have the son) with expenwrong newspaper. “Print media should sive mediocrity. Print media should Though the 76ers only write about only write about traded Iversomething they have have something they son to the Nuggets have a clue about. a clue about. That is and have since That is why Forbes improved, it’s why Forbes should should give up on clear that Iverson’s its analysis of give up on its analy- prime was wasted sports. sis of sports.” by King’s misTo be fair, management. economics and The best general managers of sports are much more closely resports are in baseball. Baseball has lated than sports and hygiene prodno salary cap, so a team with little ucts. However, Forbes Magazine’s payroll, like the Kansas City Roylatest dive into the world of sports, als) has to compete with the Yanan article titled “The Best General kees on a yearly basis. General Managers in Sports,” is wrong Managers who spend little and win beyond any imaginable belief. ought to be rewarded. A perfect To rank the general managers, example of this is Billy Beane of Forbes took two things into acthe Oakland Athletics. The Oakcount: winning percentage comland payroll is nothing when compared to their predecessors and pared to those of the Yankees, Red payroll relative to the league meSox and Anaheim Angels. Yet no dian when their predecessors were matter what the circumstances, the around. Winning was factored Athletics compete in the AL West. twice, so as to discount teams that That is the sign of a truly good just slash their payroll consistently, general manager. like the Florida Marlins. You don’t read The Standard The results? All over the for retirement issues. You don’t place. Leading the list was Kevin read Sports Illustrated for beauty McHale, GM of the Minnesota tips. Above all, don’t read Forbes Timberwolves. He’s managed to for sports. ◙

Once Upon a Time in March Madness

Emeka Okafor puts a shot against the Duke Blue Devils during the NCAA.

Knicks Fans: Expect the Unexpected by Hesham Saleh, staff writer

As of March 12, the New York Knicks’ record was 29-34. Although their record is less than .500, they are a half game ahead of the New Jersey Nets for the eighth and final playoff spot in the Eastern Conference. Although this may not seem to be a great accomplishment, for the Knicks it is almost a miracle.

Over the last few years, no Knick fan has really expected a lot from the team. The Knicks have had five consecutive losing seasons, making the playoffs only once, in 2004. The last time they won a playoff series was in 1999, when they reached the NBA Finals to the San Antonio Spurs. Last season, under the “great” Larry Brown, the Knicks managed to win only 23 games, for a mere .280

winning percentage. But this season has been slightly different for the Knicks. Despite instability and several injuries, the Knicks have already won more than 23 games, and are astonishingly in the race for the two final playoff spots in the Eastern Conference. At the beginning of this season, James Dolan, owner of the Knicks, threatened to fire Isiah

Thomas, the current Knicks coach, president and general manager, if he did not see “sufficient progress.” With still approximately a quarter of the season remaining, Dolan has already seen that progress. On March 12, he signed Thomas to a multiyear extension to KINICKS continues on page 15