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with Kevin Walzer "Well, young man, what do you think?" the old sage asked me as he blew out a long, enjoyed puff from his cigar. "About what?" 1 asked. "Well, about the state of things here. The political scene. The gossip. The sports." "Sports?" "Yes, my boy, sports." "What about sports?" "Oh, 1 don't know ..." "About what?" "Sports, young man." The old sage was growing testy. "What about sports?" I asked innocently. "WHAT ABOUT SPORTS?! All right. ALL RIGHT. WINTER sports. Yes, winter sports." "What about-" "Yes, I see. Winter sports. High school sports. Winter high school sports." "Which high-" "Young man." He testily stared at me with his cigar. L ' Y ~high ~ r school." "Well, sir, I go to Indian Hill." "Tell me about Indian Hill, then, young man," he said, wearily. LLWell,sir, Indian Hill h a p y always had great winter sports. Past few years, they haven't been too good." "What do you mean?" "Well, sir, there's basketball." "Go on." "Well, sir, like, take the boy's basketball team. Past few years their records haven't been very good ..." "Yes ..." "Like, in 1982 they only won three games. In 1983, last year, they were barely any better." "How much better?" "One game. They won four games." "How about this year's team?" "Oh, they were great. Didn't have a winning record-they won nine, lost twelve-but they were a good team." "What do you mean?" "Well, sir, it's like this-they

started out 0-5. Not even last year's team started that bad. But, then they started winning. They won five games in a row. It's hard to explain." "And then?" "Well, they slumped again; didn't win many games down the stretch. But you don't take away from that team. Worked real hard." "I see." "Well, then there's the girls..." "Yes?" "They improved even more. A year ago-1983-they only won two out of 21 games, 2-19. Can you believe it?" "Quite," he said dryly. "Yeah, and this year they won 10 of 22. 10-12. A lot better than 2-19, huh?" "Yes." "Yeah. You know, both of those teams were good. Had some good players, too-like the boys. Had a really sensational player named Abrams. Rick Abrams led the league in scoring, led the team in everything. Named to the all-league team, too. Just a great athlete." "And the girls?" "They've got a sophomore guard named Cadi Cucinotta who's a fine player. She's the player of the future. Lisa Holzman, turned in a good season, too. She's graduating this year."

"I sez. You know, young man, you seem to know a lot about basketball. Let's move to some less major sports. Wrestling." "Wrestling? Indian Hill has a decent wrestling team. 1 mean, the wrestlers are very good, but the team is tiny. That's what prevents the team from being really competitive-they forfeit almost as many weight classes as they wrestle in." "How did the individuals do?" "Well, you've got three of them who did real well in postseason. Matt Feltman placed third at districts and went to regionals. Dave Kindle finished first at districts. Then you've got Kenny Slazyk, who finished first at districts and fourth at regiona l ~ which , was good enough to go to state! He lost in the first match at state, but still, he's had a good season!" "Indeed. Describe your swimming team to me, young man." "Well, they're small too. But they've got some talented swimmers-three of them went to state. You've got the Wingerters, Cliff and Beth-and Teresa Replogle, a freshman. They did well at state too." "Hmmm." "Yeah." "What do you think the rea-

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son is for the success?" he &ed me, mildly. "I don't know. With wrestling and swimming you've got peopb every year who d o well in postseason. If they had more mem" bers, maybe the teams themselves could d o as well as the individuals." "As for basketball?" "Hard t o say. The boys had Abrams doing a lot for them-.he's a really great player. '"The girls were more experienced thii year-last year they had a number of freshmen and sophomores in the team. This year they were still young-three sophomores, a junior and a senior starting-but four of them were returning players. That helps." "Anything else?" "No, I don't think so." "Good. Young man, from what you have told me, it would seem your school has had an excellent winter program this year. Do you think they could duplicate that success next year?" "Got me. Basketball has a lot of returning people next year. The coaches are optimistic. As for swimming and wrestling...well, if they don't see a great increase in numbers, you'll probably see the same thing as this year-a lot of individual success, but the teams themselves will have problems because they're so small." ' "Hmm. Thank you, young man. You can go now. Goodbye."

l/, WINTERSPORTS AWARD WINNERS The following have been recognized for outstanding achievement in their sport this winter: SWIMMING MVP - Greg Morris MIP -Stephanie Jahns State Qualifiers - Cliff Wingerter, Beth Wingerter, Teresa Replogle GIRLS' VARSITY BASKETBALL MVP - Lisa Holzman MIP - Teresa Buchman EH L All-Star - Cadi Cucinotta GIRLS' JV BASKETBALL MIP - Jenny Purcell BOYS' VARSITY BASKETBALL MVP - Rick Abrams MIP - Mike Wentz EHL All-Stars - Rick Abrams, . Pete Seremetis, Dan Kremdl& -&Ys' JV BASKETBALL MIP ;,Clint Reese BOYS' FRESHMAN BASKETBALL

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MIP - Rob Nichols VARSITY WRESTLING MVP - Andy Graham MIP - Ken Slazyk and Dave Kindle District Qualifiers - Matt Feltman, third; Ken Slazyk, first; Dave Kindle,

first. Regional Qualifiers - Ken Slazyk, fourth; Matt Feltman, did not place; Dave Kindle, did not place. State Qualifier - Ken Slazyk, did not place.

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by Winston R. Wells The National Science Teachers Association recently named the Indian Hill physics department as one of the top two departments in the state of Ohio. The recognition was given at a banquet in Columbus attended by Mr. Richard Pfirman in late February. Pfirman was given a plaque and a Certificate of Merit at the banquet for the exemplary quality of the department. The recognition came as part of a statewide search for excellence in the field of high school physics sponsored by the NSTA. Pfirman stated that the department entered the search last April, when the department submitted a preliminary application. The department then submit-

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including classes and facilities. Pfirman said he received notification of being a finalist in June of last year. "It was quite a bit of work, the process and all. But we came out very well," commented Pfirman on the recognition. He said that there were several factors in being named as a finalist. The NSTA looked at not only teacher background, but at originality of exemplary curriculum, the ability to reach different achievement levels and the opportunity for self-motivated teaching. "I think a lot of it was based on our Physics Seminar programnot many schools offer a second year physics course with that deBee of freedom," said Pfirman. Students in Physics Seminar de-

Club places eighth in state

by David Cook Many people feel that Latin is a "dead language," but says Latin teacher Sherwin Little, who recently led the IH Latin Club to an eighth place finish at a state conclave, "It's obviously not deadlook at all these ribbons and such." Twenty-two "ribbons and such" were awarded to IH competitors at the Junior Class League Convention. The convention was a threeday gathering of Latin scholars from across the state. In all, 700 students representing 30 schools attended, including 19 students from the high school and Ottawa. Competition at the convention encompassed a broad range of Latin related contests from academics, to art, to drama.

Particularly outstanding achievements were attained by freshman Clyde Brant, who won first place in History Level 11, sophomore Mark Ensley, who won first in Roman Life and Customs Level I1 and was named to the honorary first team of the state, and the certamen team (an "It's Academicw-type tournament) which finished 2nd, only one question behind the winning team. In addition, senior Lori Powers, sophomore Shauna Hornsby, freshmen Tiffany Meyer, Ian Meyer, Paul Alvord, David Miller, and Andy Geygan, and eighth-graders Chris Vockell and Scott Niehaus received high ranki n g ~in various areas. Although being ranked among

the top ten in the state would be an honor for any team, to a club as new as Indian Hill's, it is a phenomenal success. The Latin club has now been in existence for about two years, but this is the fust time they have been fully represented in the convention. The high point of the conrerence for Little came prior t o competition, when he heard a member of a rival team say, "You gotta watch out for Indian Hill; they're good." From Geygan's point of view the best part was "the Roman Banquet, where everyone dressed up in Roman togas and stuff." According to Little, the Latin Club holds great promise for the future. The club iS planning t o

sign their own projects and work at their own rate. Pfirman also said that the projects in Physics Seminar were also important. He feels that the degree of challenge in the projects played a major part in the award. "I don't know many other schools in the state that are doing things like spectroscopic and stroboscopic photography, holography and laser experimentation," he said. Indian Hill finished behind only one other school in Ohio, that being Centerville High School, which, according t o Pfuman, went on to win the same award at the national level. On the experience as a whole, Pfuman commented, "I think it's very fortunate, it's a great tribute to the department and the school and I'm just happy we were recognized." attend the national convention in Virginia this August and hopes to attain recognition comparable to that recently received at state. Little feels that the potential activities for the club are boundless, and that such activities could serve to make the study of Latin more students. interesting to high school At the present, Latin students are a small minority. There are few people like Ensley who think "Latin sounds like an interesting language, more than Spanish or French." Most people are still inhibited from taking Latin because it is no longer in everyday use. Little hopes this will change because, a: he says, "People who approach Latin as another language, whether it's spoken or not, will get something out of it."

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March 23,1984

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undermines The end of March is now upon us, a time when many will be anxiously awaiting the warm weather of spring. Yet less than a month ago, snow could be seen on the yards, a reminder of winter's sometimes dangerous effect of snow-covered roads and icy driving conditions. One such snow-covered morning was Thursday, March 8. The roads throughout the district were quite hazardous in the early morning, and these dangerous conditions led t o a number of accidents which involved IH students. Although by no means did the conditions warrant a closing of schools, a twohour delay was very badly needed. By 9 :30 that morning most primary routes were cleared, a fact that would have eliminated many of the headaches suffered that morning if a two-hour delay was implemented. Although the district administration carefully considers what decisions should be made regarding snow days, perhaps a closer look at these conditions are needed before arriving at a decision. These administrators have done an excellent job in the past, but we feel they chose incorrectly on March 8. The desire for all the time on task available in our district is commendable, yet we must not lose sight of safety and reality in our striving for excellence.

18 accepted for Senior Search by Winston R Wells As part of what Mr. Gary Gellert labeled "the best group in three years," 18 Indian Hill seniors have been accepted as participants in this year's Senior Search program. Notification came for the 18 on Friday, March 9, two weeks after applications were due to Gellert. He stated that all applicants were accepted into the program. Students had the sole responsibility of finding a consultant and job site for their applications. Each student must work at least 30 hours a week, and they are prohibited from monetary compensation from their employers. The 18 students will begin their respective jobs on April 2 and will work until May 25. Besides bearing the responsibility of being employed, students must have good attendance at their sites and submit a daily lop detailing each day's activities. They must also file a five page paper describing their experiences; Gellert said he wiU use all of the above in grading each student.

Each student will also have to attend two seminars, at which all searchers will discuss their various experiences with the program. Gellert praised the selected students stating the application and selection process went very smoothly. "There were few problems or questions simply because I think that they read over the given information before applying." He went on to say that this program brings out "the best in each student due to the responsibility each student must bear. This program definitely puts the responsibility on the students." Gellert also feels that with a small group, more insight can be gained and the program can be more carefully monitored. The class of 1983 had a total of 16 people participate in the program. Although Gellert said that he was unsure of whether the program would continue in the future due t o state regulation, he did emphasize that the administration is pleased with this year's program.

by John Bergman Ladies and gentlemen, I am writing this column with a deep feeling of urgency. What follows is not a pretty story to tell or to hear. It is, however, one which I must relay if I am to maintain any respectable standard of journalistic integrity. The catastrophic news of which I speak concerns that great architectural tribute to patriotism, the Washington Monument. It seems that a group of scientists recently became interested in the effects that nature was having on the grounds around and under this treasured monument. Last Wednesday it was revealed that their study confirmed the disheartening suspicion that the monument is sinking! The scientists went on to report that, according to sophisticated research, if the sinking continues at its present rate, the monument that we all know and love will be completely underground in a mere 660,000 years. Now, as someone who has not only visited the Washington Monument, but also has descended to each and every one of its more than 800 steps, I received this news with more than a little concern. I feel a certain closeness to the structure that extends beyond its walls. The idea that future generations might someday stand on top of the building which I once stood in just doesn't seem right .

Besides, think of the long range implications involved. If the monument is going underground in 660,000 years, then surely someday it is going to end up in China. Now, suppose that you were the average Chinaman walking along on the average Chinese road on an average Sunday afternoon in the year 99,999,984, when all of a sudden the Washington Monument falls out of the sky, upside down of course! Chances are you would be quite surprised. After all, even if you were well acquainted with American landmarks, you wouldn't have heard about this particular one for some 99,000,000 years. If you were to build up enough courage to go inside, you would no doubt be even more shocked. With all those statues of famous Americans staring at you, you'd probably think your country had been invaded. And from there, well I shudder even to think of the possibilities. As I see it, something must definitely be done now to assure that this dismal scenario never comes to pass. I firmly believe that it is nct one moment too soon for American and Chinese scientists to begin working together to combat the situation. Certainly it is easy to say that 99,000,000 years is a long, long time. But as some brilliant Greek philosopher's mother must have said at least once, "You can never be too safe, too soon."

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March 23,1984

Squaws s by Kevin Walzer Coach Bob Wessinger rarely changes his expectations of his softball team from year to year. But then the results of the team rarely fail to measure up from year to year. Last year the team went 15-6. Two years ago they went 19-2. Three years ago they went 17-3. See? Very little change from year to year. Wessinger, as one might expect, has similar expectations of the 1984 edition of the Squaws. "I think we'll have a succesful season this year," he said. "I hope that we do well. The players have worked hard to

get ready." What Wessinger feels is essential for the Squaws to do this season, as in every season, is win the close games. It will ultimately decide the league title, he said. "The EHL is a very balanced league in softball," he commented. "Our success in the 3-2 and 4-3 games will really determine if we win the league this year. But I think that we have a definite shot. No one will be able to blow us away; we'll be close in all of our games." One question: how? Well, for one, the Squaws have a lot of experience this season. Returning four-year

players Mary Howe and Holly Rodes will lead the team, trying to fill the void left by Pam Lowenstine, who graduated last year. "Pam was the best player we ever had, but she was the only senior we had last year," he said. "We've got most everybody back from last year's team." Nine of last year's starters, with the exception of Lowenstine, are returning. In addition to 18 regular games, the Squaws will be competing in two tournaments. They are competing in one of them, the Glen Este tournament, for the first time. The other, to be held after the regular season, is the Harrison Invitational.

Hungry neffers aiming for state by Andy Tucker Most schools in the state of Ohio last year were excited because they were sending one or two male tennis players to the state tournament. But these schools only sent one or two; Jridian Hill sent five. IH was the only school to send five players to the state tournament. But the tennis Braves do not intend to dwell on the past as they are aiming to better last year's 13-3, number five city-ranked results. Head coach Dave Swisher, for one, predicts that they will do it. "I think we can win the league this year (after finishing second last year). We certainly have the talent t o do it. I think we have the talent to be one of the best teams in the state." The basis for this talent is three of the five players who competed at state last year are returning. Senior Jon Kitei, junior Brad McCurdy and sophomore Andy Tucker all made state last year, and are improved this year. This improvement is seen in the play of the other team members. Joining the team for the first time is junior Dave Steward. Commented Swisher, "He will help the team considerably ." The Braves will need this improvement if they are to match the new philosophy of Swisher. Swisher commented, "I intend to play the best players all the time. I'm doing this because I think it will help their seeding when sectional~roll around."

Swisher added, "I want to improve their doubles play, too; I'm gearing drills towards that end. I'm working them hard." The players know it. They've

been working hard to meet Swisher's goals. Part of this determination is seen in fact that the players have been rolling out of bed at 5:45 a.m. for pre-school practice,

The Harrison tournament is the area's most prestigious slowpitch softball tournament. Most schools are fast-pitch, and have a state-sanctioned tournament to look forward to. Not slowpitch. So slow-pitch teams compete in the Harrison meet, which is slow-pitch's answer to an area post-season tournament. Wessinger, for his part, is in full support of the current slowpitch format in the EHL. The EHL is one of the few leagues in the city to play slow-pitch. They voted last year to continue with the current format. "Slow-pitch is more of a team game," he said. "In fast-pitch, you have one dominating playerthe pitcher. In slow-pitch the hitters have a chance. Everyone plays more."

in addition to practice after school. At any rate, the players are hungry and ready to achieve the goals that have been set. According to Swisher, they "will be ready for the first match of the season," April 4 against Lakota at home.

Experience, large turnout t o .lead boys track by Paul Monach Despite a slow start because of disagreeable weather, head boys' track coach Mr. Bob West foresees a successful season primarily because of experienced senior athletes and "the largest turnout for track since I can remember." Currently, about 45 boys seem intent on staying with the program. Said Mr. Dave Garwood, an assistant coach along with Mr. Tim Shira, "Track is a sport you build on. It takes two or three years to develop a good athlete. It's good to see so many freshmen and sophomores out because they wiU reap the benefits in the future. In track, you win with numbers. We might not get many firsts in big meets this year, but we can get thirds and fourths, which will add up." West expects enough success to be "one of the better AA teams in the area." Regarding the league, "We see primary competition in Sycamore and Milford." West hopes the leadership of returning seniors like Evon Kelly, Tony Gast, Mike Feltman, Chip Greenlee, and Brom Espy and new seniors Dave Stradling and Bill Lange will earn the team at

least a repeat of last year's thirdplace EHL finish. Regarding the team's strengths and weaknesses, West indicated that "it's too early to say what they will be." He expects the Braves to be especially strong in the sprints, but see the long distance events and field events, essential to success, as "the big question marks." West is also concerned with building a quality mile relay team.

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ampion Tsc by Anna Batsakes Currently ranked at fifth in the nation, junior Ed Tschan took first place in the state competition for his age class in the air pistol, modified pellet competition on March 10. The competition consisted of five regions and was open to any team in the state who wished to compete. Tschan's team consisted of Tschan, two men from Ohio State University, and a man from Citadel Military School in North Carolina. Tschan will attend the national competition on April 14 and 15 at the University of Arkansas and hopes to rank high enough to shoot in the 1984 Olympics. "I think I'll be able to do it," said Tschan. "I've worked my way up this far and the Olympics are a good possibility." At the national competition last year, Tschan finished in the top five. Bad luck caused him to fall behind in ranking when his pistol malfunctioned on the sec-

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by Kevin Walzer As a rule, coaches should have a broad range of experience in their respective sports. But few have the experience of baseball coach Jon Warden. Warden, who takes over the reins of the baseball Braves from Dennis Dowling this season, does have experience. Mainly, he was a professional baseball player. He pitched for eight years in the minors and the majors, from 1966 to 1974. In the high point of his major league career, he compiled a 4-1 record with three saves for the 1968 world champion Detroit Tigers He was tradea to Kansas City in 1969 and iqjured his shoulder, tearing a rotator cuff. This effectively ended his major league career, and he retired from professional ball in 1974 after closing out in the minors. Warden signed with Detroit a year into college. He was drafted as a freshman at the University of Georgia in 1966 and went into the minors. "I wasn't a surefire prospect, though," he observes. "One of the major differences between college baseball and say, basket-

ball is that a first-round draft pick does not always make it into the big leagues the first year. They have to work their way up." In addition to his wide background as a player, Warden has coached at various lqvels. He served as assistant baseball coach at Columbus Wehelle, where he also held the positions of varsity basketball coach and athletic director. Warden hopes to translate this

experience into a winning bsseball team for I.H. He has his work cut out for him, though, as he has the task of building from the foundation of a 4-1 1 record. "I'd like to see us play at least .500 ball this season," he said. "I think we have the talent to do it. We've got good pitching and a very strong infield." "Plus," . he beams, "other teams don't really know about the talent we have here. A lot of

Arkansas University to compete. Daisy Manufacturing supports the national competition and appoints spokespeople to judge the shooters individually and as a team member. Tschan's main shooting discipline is the pistol and his second the rifle. He began shooting before the age of twelve when his father introduced him to Lt. Clarence Smith, who is the coach of the Indian Hill Riflery team. Under Smith, Tschan was able to win his first trophy in the Ohio Outdoor Junior Championship. Now Tschan holds many trophies and awards for his shooting and is a member of a riflery league at Ohio State University. He hopes to continue his shooting in college and then maybe again with the U.S. team. "I'm going somewhere with my shooting," said Tschan. "Hopefully I'll go all the way to the Olympics."

teams will take us lightly, and they may not be able t o afford to do that." Well, at least one thing is certain: if the Braves wind up being any reflection of Warden's experience as a coach and player, they should not be taken lightly. Because, Warden's record as a coach and athlete should not be taken lightly. Between playing professionally, coaching, and everything else, he certainly has more experience than your average high school baseball coach.

Base ba II Braves almlng to Improve record by Jim Gruskin Indian Hill's varsity baseball Braves under the direction of new coach Jon Warden, hope to improve upon last season's dismal 411 record. Warden figures that his predominantly junior club has the potential to "surprise quite a few people around the league this year." The EHL, a "tough" leawe for baseball according to Warden, has been dominated by Loveland and Glen Este in recent years, but Warden feels his team has the ability to be competitive and play the role of "spoiler." During pre-

season workouts, coach Warden has focused most of his attention on developing the sound fundamental skills that he believes are necessary for success in baseball at any level. Added Warden, "Defense figures to be our strength, but we will also need strong pitching and hitting to be successful." Most of the players with which Indian Hill plans to do battle, however, will be playing baseball on the varsity level this season for the first time. Only seniors Dan Kremchek, Alan Schwartz, Mitch Theuring, and junior Curtis Ott boast varsity

perience. The Braves, whose uniforms this year will be as new as most of the players, open a "very challenging" schedule with contests over spring Dreak against Kings, Hughes, and Clermont Northeast. The league opener has been set for Monday, April 2 against defending champion Loveland. Other games of note on the Braves agenda include dates with Finneytown, Wyoming, as well as AA powerhouse Hamilton Badin and defending AAA state champion Hamilton.

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Smith wins state Key CIu by Winston R Wells The Ohio District Key Club presented the Governor's Excellence Award to senior Elizabeth Smith last Sunday, March 18 at the state convention held in Cleveland; three other Indian Hill Key Clubbers also attended. The award named Smith as the most outstanding member of the state board, which is composed of 21 Lieutenant Governors, a bulletin editor, and a SecretaryTreasurer. Smith was one of the Lieutenant C;overnors; she represented divisions 5, 6, 7, and 8, which include Key Clubs in the Hamilton and Cincinnati area. "I'm extremely honored,'' commented Smith on the award. "My Key Club experiences have

been very good all year long." The state convention was Smith's last major achievement with Key Club. She was in charge of the convention contests which were offered, and she felt the convention went smoothly. "It

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all went really well," commented Smith, who relinquished her post to next year's Lieutenant Governor, Stacy Baker from Sycamore, at the convention. Smith felt she was chosen for the award because of her outstanding achievements with the Key Club program. Along with her brother, 1983 IH graduate Paul Smith, she was the main force in forming IH's Key Club two years ago. As a Lieutenant Governor this year, Smith formed three new clubs, those being in Mason, Princeton and Talawanda. Smith was also successfu1 in attaining a 100% completion rate in collecting dues from her districts. As chairperson of the Membership Development Com-

Five FHA members qualify for state competition by David Stradling The Indian Hill chapter of the Future Homemakers of America participated in the annual Regional Rally of the Southwest District of Ohio, Saturday, March 10. Indian Hill entered only four of the many competitions held at Grant Vocational School in Hamilton, Ohio. Senior Teresa Buchman was awarded first place for her in-

formal speech on the effects of drug abuse on the family. Senior Helen Heinbach achieved a perfect score in Job Application and Interview Competition. She will be the only representative of the Southwest Region to participate in state competition. In the Consumer Decision Making competition, senior Missy Horstmeyer also placed first and will go on to state with two other_

qualifiers from the Southwest Region. In the fourth category, Team Demonstration, seniors Mickey Vogel and Neil Bollinger lectured and demonstrated on the topic of nutrition education, specifically vegetarianism. Bollinger and Vogel are one of two teams that will go to state. The state competition will be held in Columbus, April 12, fol-

by Paul Monach Orchestra, band earn Superiors in contests . .

by Janet Nicolas The IH String Orchestra attended the state Ohio Music Educators Association contest at Forest Park on March 3 and received a Superior rating in class A. Each group attending the contest was rated by four judges on a scale from I, the highest, to V, the lowest. The orchestra performed one required piece, Bach's "Organ Concerto in A Minor," and two other works, Gustav Holst's "St. Paul's Suite" and Vaughn-Williams' "Rhosymedre" for three judges. Later, the orchestra sightread two pieces of music for the fourth judge. As the smallest orchestra in the Southwest region of Ohio, the twelve members were hopeful about entering the contest. This year is the first in nine years that IH has entered the competition. The orchestra had been preparing for the contest since January under the direction of conductor Mr. Steve Strider. Commented Strider, "Overall,

the judges were very complimentary, and I think the smaller the group is, the less margin for error." The judges were particularly impressed by "the security of all of the parts" and the fact that each string section seemed to be balanced skill-wise. The most common comment from all four judges was that IH's twelve members were a "very good small orchestra."

The Symphonic Band earned an overall Superior rating in class A in the district competition at Colerain High School on March 8. This achievement earns the band the right to advance to state competition May 5, but because of conflicts affecting many members, director Mr. Steve Strider is unsure whether the group will attempt to match last year's Superior at state. The band improved slightly

mittee, she also initiated "Project Reach," which she said "challenged the membership of each club." Smith also had a successful year in creating many profitable projects for Key Club. In other Key Club news, the IH chapter recently elected officers for next year. Elected President and Vice President are juniors Anna Batsakes and Kelly Martin. Sophomore Jeff Cumer will be Secretary while junior Majie Fink will assume the position of Treasurer. Batsakes and Martin were among the group that attended the state convention. Batsakes felt she garnered much information from the convention. She said, "We attended several officers meetings which should help the club next year." lowed the state convention, April 18. Accompanying the five state qualifiers will be sponsor Mrs. Carleen Drozda and three other Indian Hill students. Two students will act as delegates to vote for the Ohio FHA President. The third student will be a guest of Drozda. Indian Hill will host the Southwest Regional Rally next fall. Said Drozda, LLWe'rereally looking forward to our second year." over last year's district performance, receiving three 1's (highest rating on a scale of I to V and termed "Superior") and one II, while last year's received two I's and two 11's. The sole I1 came from one of three judges rating the band's three required pieces, Julius Fucik's "The Florentiner," Rex Mitchell's "Festive Ode," and Dmitri Shostakovich's "Festive Overture." The fourth rating, a I, was based on the group's performance sight-reading a piece, "Trilogy."

Smith to address student body on 'urban ugliness7 Mr. F. Eugene Smith, "one of the nation's most energetic crusaders for esthetic planning," will give a presentation on "Urban Ugliness" to the student body Thursday, April 5; community members are also invited. Smith promotes intelligent, well-planned, and esthetic architectural development Naturally, he fights unplan-

ned, sprawling building expansion, which contributes heavily to "urban ugliness." Smith has lectured t o "over 600 government, educational, and public service groups in 31 states and foreign

countrie~.'~He is the founder of the F. Eugene Smith Association Inc., centered in Bath, Ohio, and is acclaimed as "one of the original instigators and designers of the Akron Quaker Square Hilton Complex."

French students visit I H, Cincy for three weeks French exchange students from Angers recently arrived in Cincinnati to begin their three-week stay. The group of

16 students and two teachers will reside with the families of their American "brothers md sisters."

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IH creates Niehaus memorial fund -

by Winston R Wells The Indian Hill Athletic Department has established a memorial scholarship fund in the name of boys' varsity coach Mr. Jack Niehaus following his sudden death on Sunday, March 4. Athletic director Ms. Carol Wehmann stated that the fund will have two purposes, not only as a meaningful remembrance to

Niehaus but also to reinforce the values that he felt important during his life. Niehaus was widely involved in community affairs, as seen through his participation in various sports programs such as SAY soccer and Knothole baseball. Wehmann is hopeful that many members of the community will donate and support the fund.

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Despite the formal announcement, no criteria for the scholarship has been given, although the Athletic Department stated that they will announce the necessary criteria in the near future. Niehaus served as Assistant Vice-President of Finance at Xavier University for the last several years. He is survived by his wife and his two children, who

Five to show artwork at Governor's exhibit by H.L. Edwards Five Indian Hill High School students will be sending examples of their art to the Governor's Youth Art Exhibition in Columbus on March 24. The exhibitors, seniors Lori Powers, Andy Graham, Quay

Doench and juniors Todd Oliver and Karen Wiedemer, all submitted artwork to the regional preliminary for the competition held here at the high school on March 10. Three judges picked 75 pieces, nine of which were the work of Indian Hill students, to repre-

sent the Southwestern region of Ohio. The accepted works will now go to the exhibition in Columbus. Along with the honor of having their work displayed in this prestigious show, two students will also receive $1000 scholar-

letter from SC

SG out1ines compromise solution for Musicfest Dear Students, Well, after much deliberation and negotiation with the administration, it seems that a solution to the Musicfest problem has finally been found. Musicfest '84 will be, as in past years, during the school day, tentatively on Friday, May 4. The time Musicfest will occupy during the school day will be slightly shortened this year, however. Instead of incorporating the lunch periods as well as 6th and

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7th periocis, Musicfest will be held only during the last two periods. Student Government has been given the alternative of extending Musicfest into after-school hours if necessary. Student Government is obviously pleased with the administration's decision to give the students another chance to participate in and enjoy Musicfest during school hours. In return for the favor granted to us, SG will be forced to take on more responsi-

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bility for the successful outcome of Musicfest. If the activity does not prove to be a success this year it will be cancelled in the future. The major responsibility resting with Student Government this year will be to show that Musicfest has the support of the student body. Seniors will not be excused this year, as they were last year. This is not the major threat to Musicfest, however. We must carry the message to students that the exodus of students from school during, the activity must

aflenddmdwh Wehmann stated that more information can be obtained by calling the Athletic Department at 561-0817. The department will send an acknowledgement of each gift upon its receipt. Any donations can be mailed to the John F. Niehaus Memorial Scholarship care of the Athletic Department at the High SchooI

ahips of ~ form r and t the Desh. Columbus the Cleveland college Art Institute ani ;he Cincinnati Art Academy. The exhibit of approximately 1000 pieces will be on display from April 15 through May 18, 1984, excluding Saturdays and Sundays. cease this year. - The ultimate msponsibility for attendance at Musicfest lies with the student. Other changes include having Student Government supervise Musicfest and not the faculty or the adminstration. Musicfest bands will be limited to groups from the school this year as well. We are also looking for ways to improve Musicfest and we want to hear suggestions from students. Musicfest surveys will soon be held to question students about their interest in Musicfest and to ask students about ways to improve the activity. Thank you, Dave Agin Hugh Geier

Brockmann, Wayne organize student-planned ~ elthworks a by Barb Neu Indian Hill High School will be sponsoring a student health program entitled Healthworks '84 which will be held on Tuesday, April 24 and Wednesday, April 25. The program will be organized by high school students and run by professionally trained seniors. The first such health program of its kind in Hamilton County, Healthworks '84 will encourage physical fitness by having students attend a cycle of screening stations and informative learning centers. Students will be able to have their height, weight, blood pressure, and vision checked as well as having the opportunity to test for

anemia Professionals will be on hand to personally review each student's screening results and discuss these with the student. They will also offer necessary recommendations, referrals and information for the student. Entirely student - planned, Healthworks '84 has taken many hours of preparation so far. Run by co-chsirpersons seniors Brockmann and Lori Wayne, the 1 program is in need of volunteer work if it is to succeed. Community doctors, nurses and seniors are a necessary part of the testing and information process. Volunteers should contact either Brockmann or Wayne for more information.

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movie review

Far-fetched 'Splash' hits funny bone with SCTV veterans by Kenneth N. Jones Whatever happened to Richie Cunningham? Has this character of our childhoods passed away to the re-runs, never to be seen again? The answer is yes, Richie has passed away, but Ron Howard, the ex-actor, is now a promising director of movies like Splash. At first, the storyline of Splash sounds silly, ludicrous, and childish. A man falls in love with a mermaid who is being hunted by a demented scientist. Come on, who is kidding whom. But somehow, through excellent acting, directing, and writing, the movie substantiates its ridiculous plot. The movie starts with a young boy falling overboard during a cruise off Cape Cod. During the short time the boy is in the water, he makes an aquaintance with a little mermaid. The boy is pulled from the water, leaving the mermaid lonesome and without a playmate. She starts to cry. As one already entranced viewer put it, "Isn't it the most adorable thing you've

ever seen?" Time goes by and the two grow up separated. He becomes a fruit merchant in New York, played by Tom Hanks. She, Daryl Hannah, turns into a ravishing beauty with long bleach-blond hair. Apparently, the two are meant for each other, because he can never manage to fall in love. In desperation, Hanks returns to Cape Cod hoping to find the woman, or in this case mermaid, of his dreams. Instead, Hanks meets a crazed marine biologist played by Eugene Levy. After getting the cold shoulder from Levy, Hanks sets off in a small boat with an incredibly obese man. Engine problems occur, and eventually Hanks falls in the water only to be saved by the beautiful Hannah. The only problem is that Levy sees Hannah and is now determined to prove to the world that mermaids exist. This conflict makes up one half of the film, and the romance between a mermaid and a human is the other.

on the spot IHers know what dreams are made of photos by Brett Benadum

Answers compiled by Kenneth N. Jones

What did you dream last night? Doug Backus - Being back in France on the Riviera with heh, heh.,heh.... ,

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Bob Tuttle - I had a dream that it was World War 111. It lasted all night. Then we had to go to school "The Day After."

and Levy. Splash's script also proves to be strong. One quickly forgets the outrageous premise upon which the movie is based, and finds himself laughing. Rarely do the jokes stop, but when they do, the love affair between Hannah and Hanks becomes quite believable. Ron Howard does an excellent job in creating the atmosphere of Splosh. New York life is portrayed realistically, except that Howard shows the bottom of the Hudson River to look like a Mediterranean coral reef. Howard's talent shines through in the movie's easy - to - follow storyline, yet definitelypredictable. one of the Splash Splash never is becomes

Eric Leugers - It was after World War 111, and everything was deserted. Everybody lived in lucite houses because it was the only way to survive. The favorite sport was shimmying up a fifty foot pole and swaying back and forth.

Jim Gmskin - My aunt drove all the way from Pittsburgh to our house, but she drove through the wall. My cousin Eileen had purple hair and teeth that revolved in her mouth. Her sweater was a mirror, but when I looked in it, I was a medusa.

funniest movies to come along since Stripes or Caddyshack. The only reason one might not enjoy the movie is because of its silly plot, but in any case, there are a few lines that are bound to have you rolling on the ground.

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Eventually, Hannah and Hanks meet again in New York. After an unconvincingly quick adaptation to human life, Hannah falls in love, but with one catch: she must return to the ocean after six days. Throughout the movie, the laughs keep coming mainly because of John Candy. Candy plays the innocently perverted brother of Hanks. He is a total failure as a gambler, a swinger, a businessman, and as a raquetball player, but he laughs about it all the same. Candy's contemporary, Eugene Levy, is equally as funny in his pursuit of the elusive mermaid. These two SCTV alumni add a polish to the hilarious script that makes Splash a comedy hit. The main roles, however, are fairly weak. Hannah is great for the mermaid role, but she adds nothing more. She may have a great body, but her acting is only adequate. Hanks, on the other hand, is fine as a serious actor, but in a comedy, he is easily overshadowed by greats like Candy

ed them away.

Casey Ryan - I had a dream that I was Bob Weir, and I was playing golf with Squeek. I lost.

ROBERT, from p. 5 friends," but he mentions that he also looks forward to the free environment of college life. Robert plans to attend the University of Cincinnati next fall and major in something "business oriented." He appears willing to aggressively pursue the simple pleasures of American life. As Robert put it, "I'll work, save up. I might not be rich, but in a little while I'll make it." But until the responsibility of college and the future stares him in the face, Robert intends to enjoy himself. Musically he enjoys U2, Van Halen, and Duran Duran. The true Irishman in Robert comes out when he discusses U2. He describes it as "Irish folk music. . . . very nationalistic yet peaceful." He also keeps on top of what goes on in the politics of Northern Ireland. He feels that

since it is such an important issue that affects his relatives and the fate of Ireland, he should remain informed. Since Robert has lived in Kenfvood nearly all of his life, he stresses that he would like to travel to Ireland and "stay for a while." Robert also mentions that he would enjoy traveling to the West and Northeast. Admits Paquette, "I'd like to go to New York City." Looking past college and beyond, Robert hopes to build on a job for a while and "marry when I'm financially secure." After all, this relaxed and honest Irishman is looking for a pot 'o gold at the end of the rainbow. With that affable Irish smile Robert advises freshman, with the twinkle of both the leprechaun and James Cagney in each eye, "Live it up, but don't get too caught up."

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senior sketch

Irish Paqueite searches for security by H. L. Edwards We have all heard of the unquenchable Irish temper-the James Cagney temperament that burns as hot as Irish whiskey. Yet there is an opposite Irish stereotype: the leprechaun. That happy-go-lucky little man of Irish folklore that runs happily about the moors. Yet one Irishman here at Indian Hill deftly defies both stereotypes. Robert Paquette describes himself as "relaxed and honest," seemingly a far cry from both of the two aforementioned prejudices. Although Robert is half Irish and half French (Paquette, from his father's side, is French), he believes that the Irish side has affected him the most. When the "Emerald Isle" is mentioned Robert quickly blurts out "that's my country." Though Robert has never gone to Ireland, one of his four brothers visited the island. Prom his brother's description Robert has decided to vacation to the island "someday, somehow." But wait. What about those four brothers? Robert definitely feels that being one of five sons in

such a virile household has affected him. "Chuck, who's now working on the Gary Hart presidential campaign, is a real hard worker." Ironically, brother Jim is the President of the Ohio Wesleyan College Republicans. With brothers of both liberal and conservative bents, Robert seems to have developed somewhere in

between. "I'm conservative, probably leaning towards moderate." Robert also considers his dress code in the same vein: conservative. His now famous loafers, argyle socks, suspenders, pastel buttondown dress entourage bring out his light side, conservative tastes. He admits, "I get into fashion."

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Robert gives his GQ look in front of a poster of his favorite country.

Robert hopes t o turn his fashion tastes into profit. He has been offered several chances at becoming a model, but due t o financial reasons he cannot pursue a career. Quips Paquette, "I can't get the bucks for a portfolio." Besides working on his wardrobe Robert enjoys participating in both rugby and Peer Counse:ing. His favorite aspect of the Peer Counseling program was definitely the retreat. "It's a great time and you get to forget all your problems." Paquette also noted that "the retreat keeps you from getting depressed." Robert works at Kramer's on Saturdays. ~ e s i d e s chewing the fat with the produce manager he delivers groceries to homes. He says, "It's my bread and butter. Since it's family owned, the business is special t o me and my family." Truly a family organization, Dad owns Kramer's while Mrs. Paquette is the President. During spring break and summer vacation Robert plans t o " W O I ~ for mom" at Kramer's. With his high school career drawing to a conclusion, Robert says he will miss "Mr. Norman, Mr. Powers and of course, all m y

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senior sketch

Mary makes a name by Winston R. Wells To write a good sketch of someone, a writer must effective1v oortray - that person in writing, trying to make the person come alive to the reader. With that purpose in mind, this writer sat down and talked to a tall redheaded girl, trying desperately to capture her personality. Normally this process is not a difficult task, but Mary Howe, in a nutshell, just isn't normal. Just how do you describe someone who, when I asked for a quote, responded, "No, because I think those quotes always sound stupid!" Well, Mary Howe entered this world in a town she describes as "kinda like IH," that being Lake Forest, Illinois, near to Chicago. From there she moved t o New York and then to Indian Hill where she has become, over the years, a member of the 13 year club. But Mary wasn't the tirst Howe to walk these hallowed halls, for she is the last in a long .

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line of well known girls. Cornments Mary, rather nonchalantly, "I only had threc sisters ahead of me-Barbie, ~ u e y , and Kate. That's all." When Mary graduates, IH will see the last of an institution to be sure. With so many sisters ahead of her, Mary had to make a name for herself at IH. She did exactly this over her four years, as seen in her interest in a multitude of sports and other activities such as SG and Legend. Concerning her sports involvement, I asked Mary if she thought she was talentedshe responded, "I dunno, what kind of question is that?" It is a valid question, if one looks at her achievements. Not only has she played outstandingly on the varsity softball team, Mary helped take the Field Hockey Squaws to state twice in her four years as a team member. Another activity Mary typically dominates is Legend-she has, after many years of work, risen to the top, namely t o Editor-inChief. "I like it. (Legend) We're

just now starting to get things done," quips Mary about the task that will keep her extremely busy into the summer months.

"I don't like self-analyzation," she said when asked about her outlook on life. "Motto? I really don't have one-yea, I do. I canlt

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Mary won't be taking her dog with her t o UNC next year.

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teacher feature

Drozda brings FHA and atmospher by Teresa Buchman Fewer students pass through the door of Room 302 each year due to declining: enrollment. This is unfortunate because those students not involved in some aspect of Home Economics may never encounter one of the most unique teachers on the Indian Hill High School faculty, Mrs. Carleen Drozda. To many students, she is both a teacher and a friend. Asked what she enjoys the most about teaching, Drozda replied "being able to relate to my students, and getting to know them as individuals. The most rewarding experience with my students is when they come to me with various problems or concerns and I'm able to help them." Obviously, Mrs. Drozda must have a high level of affection and esteem for her students. Considering the fact that she is the only Home Ec. teacher in the high school, it is apparent that keeping busy isn't a problem for her. She is presently teaching seventh grade Home Ec., as well as Home Ec. I, 11, 111 and IV and Singles Living. One aspect of her Home Ec. classes that Mrs. Drozda enjoys is the mood. "The atmosphere of the class enables me to view the

student in a more relaxed manner, which creates a special relationship with my students." Besides teaching, Mrs. Drozda's interests are varied. She likes most outdoor activities, such as camping, backpacking, and snow skiing. She also enjoys water sports, mostly sailing. Running, and cooking with natural foods, are a part of Mrs. Drozda's daily routine. She also partakes in sewing and needlework when she has time. Mrs. Drozda received her education at Ohio State University, where she earned her Bachelor of Science degree in Home Econom-

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Homemaker Drozda makes a home at school.

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by Chris Blanchard Bogarts James Brown - Mar. 25, 8:00 p.m., 11 :00 p.m. - King of older rock. The Kind - Mar. 29, 9:00 p.m. The Nasty-free. B.B. King - Mar. 31, 8:00 p.m., 1 1:00 p.m. - Pellet King. The Revival - Apr. 1 , 8:00 p.m. Revival of Creedence Clearwater. Weather Report - Apr. 5 , 8:00 p.m. - Here Again. George Clinton - Apr. 8, 8:00 p.m. - And the P-Funk Allstars. The Band - Apr. 9, 8:00 p.m. Sans Robbie Robertson. m e Dwight Twilley Band - Apr. 11, 8:00 p.m. - Miss this. Fhnk Marino and Malzogon!~ Rush - Apr. 12, 8:00 p.m. - Yeah McGuffey Lane - Apr. 14, 8:00 p.m. - Ditto. Johnny Winter - Apr. 1 5 , 8:00 p.m. - It'll be Spring by then. The Nighthawks - Apr. 21, 8 :00

its. She then attended the University of Cincinnati, where she got her Master's degree in Vocational Education. As a teacher, Drozda confesses, "I've found this year's schedule very hectic, but rewarding, and next year's schedule should be very fun and challenging." Teaching at Indian Hill, she admits, has encouraged her t o continually update curriculum, due to the cultural advantages of her students. This year the Home Economics Department became actively involved in the Future Homemakers of America Club. The club,

p.m. - 1st time in Cincy. Ray Charles - May 6 , 7:00 p.m., 10:OO p.m. -One of the finest. Riverfront Coliseum Billy Joel - Apr. 3 , 8:00 p.m. Soldout. Yes - Apr. 13, 8:00 p.m. - That's Yes sir to you,boy. Kenny Rogers - Apr. 14, 8:00 p.m. - Mr. Roger's brother. Music Hall Gladys Knight and the Pips - Mar. 25, 8:00 p.m. - No jokes, please. Ohio Center (Columbus) Culture Club - Apr. 5,8:00 p.m. I'll stumble for ya. Hara Arena Ted Nugent -Mar. 24, 8:00 p.m. Get me.

Drozda states, "speaks out in a

positive manner for Home Economics and the importance that Home Ec. skills play in our changing society ." "F.H.A. also acts as a service organization to raise money for state and national projects and benefit the community." This past month, Mrs. Drozda's students in F.H.A. competed in the Southwest districts and walked away with f i s t place awards in all categories, quite an accomplishment considering this is Indian Hill's rust year in the Future Homemakers of America Club. The students who won are now entitled to compete at the state level in April. Mrs. Drozda's plans for next year include updating the curriculum, and offering semester courses such as International and Gourmet Cuisine, Trends in Food, Diet and Exercise, Interior Design, Child Development, and Singles Living. She will also offer year courses in Contemporary Living I and 11. Mrs. Drozda is a unique teacher, one that all should meet if they don't already know, for her skills as a teacher and her capability of understanding have added something special to Indian Hill High School.

Howe continues Legend into summer MARY, from p. 5 wait for graduation. How's that?" What does life after IH hold for an ambitious talented young girl like Mary? She states emphatically, "I want whatever will give me the most money," and she plans to attain this goal by furthering her education at college, preferably at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. "Did you know James Taylor's father teaches there?" While some seniors will be heading off for Florida today, Mary won't be. She's planning on going down to Chapel Hill and then sprinting up the coast to visit her sister in our nation's capital. "I know I'll have a good time," declares Mary. But before Mary begins that phase of her life there's always the summer t o get through. She plans to do what the Howe's have

done "for as many years as I can remember ," that being vacationing in Little Compton, Rhode Island. At this point in our interview, the author asked another "stupid" question, that being what exactly does Mary do i n Rhode Island? "What do you mean?" came the harsh reply. "What does anyone do on a summer vacation?" Seriously though, Mary plans t o work this summer. Last year she was a waitress at the local golf club in Little Compton, but this year she has bigger and better plans-"I want t o be on the grounds crew-it's so much fun." That could be the perfect occupation for the zany, somewhat off the graph type person Mary Howe is. S o just think of her replacing divots when she goes buzzing by in her little VW bug with every college sticker imaginable slapped on the back. You'll be happy you did.

March 23,1984

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IH creates Niehaus memorial fund -

by Winston R Wells The Indian Hill Athletic Department has established a memorial scholarship fund in the name of boys' varsity coach Mr. Jack Niehaus following his sudden death on Sunday, March 4. Athletic director Ms. Carol Wehmann stated that the fund will have two purposes, not only as a meaningful remembrance to

Niehaus but also to reinforce the values that he felt important during his life. Niehaus was widely involved in community affairs, as seen through his participation in various sports programs such as SAY soccer and Knothole baseball. Wehmann is hopeful that many members of the community will donate and support the fund.

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Despite the formal announcement, no criteria for the scholarship has been given, although the Athletic Department stated that they will announce the necessary criteria in the near future. Niehaus served as Assistant Vice-President of Finance at Xavier University for the last several years. He is survived by his wife and his two children, who

Five to show artwork at Governor's exhibit by H.L. Edwards Five Indian Hill High School students will be sending examples of their art to the Governor's Youth Art Exhibition in Columbus on March 24. The exhibitors, seniors Lori Powers, Andy Graham, Quay

Doench and juniors Todd Oliver and Karen Wiedemer, all submitted artwork to the regional preliminary for the competition held here at the high school on March 10. Three judges picked 75 pieces, nine of which were the work of Indian Hill students, to repre-

sent the Southwestern region of Ohio. The accepted works will now go to the exhibition in Columbus. Along with the honor of having their work displayed in this prestigious show, two students will also receive $1000 scholar-

letter from SC

SG out1ines compromise solution for Musicfest Dear Students, Well, after much deliberation and negotiation with the administration, it seems that a solution to the Musicfest problem has finally been found. Musicfest '84 will be, as in past years, during the school day, tentatively on Friday, May 4. The time Musicfest will occupy during the school day will be slightly shortened this year, however. Instead of incorporating the lunch periods as well as 6th and

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7th periocis, Musicfest will be held only during the last two periods. Student Government has been given the alternative of extending Musicfest into after-school hours if necessary. Student Government is obviously pleased with the administration's decision to give the students another chance to participate in and enjoy Musicfest during school hours. In return for the favor granted to us, SG will be forced to take on more responsi-

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bility for the successful outcome of Musicfest. If the activity does not prove to be a success this year it will be cancelled in the future. The major responsibility resting with Student Government this year will be to show that Musicfest has the support of the student body. Seniors will not be excused this year, as they were last year. This is not the major threat to Musicfest, however. We must carry the message to students that the exodus of students from school during, the activity must

aflenddmdwh Wehmann stated that more information can be obtained by calling the Athletic Department at 561-0817. The department will send an acknowledgement of each gift upon its receipt. Any donations can be mailed to the John F. Niehaus Memorial Scholarship care of the Athletic Department at the High SchooI

ahips of ~ form r and t the Desh. Columbus the Cleveland college Art Institute ani ;he Cincinnati Art Academy. The exhibit of approximately 1000 pieces will be on display from April 15 through May 18, 1984, excluding Saturdays and Sundays. cease this year. - The ultimate msponsibility for attendance at Musicfest lies with the student. Other changes include having Student Government supervise Musicfest and not the faculty or the adminstration. Musicfest bands will be limited to groups from the school this year as well. We are also looking for ways to improve Musicfest and we want to hear suggestions from students. Musicfest surveys will soon be held to question students about their interest in Musicfest and to ask students about ways to improve the activity. Thank you, Dave Agin Hugh Geier

Brockmann, Wayne organize student-planned ~ elthworks a by Barb Neu Indian Hill High School will be sponsoring a student health program entitled Healthworks '84 which will be held on Tuesday, April 24 and Wednesday, April 25. The program will be organized by high school students and run by professionally trained seniors. The first such health program of its kind in Hamilton County, Healthworks '84 will encourage physical fitness by having students attend a cycle of screening stations and informative learning centers. Students will be able to have their height, weight, blood pressure, and vision checked as well as having the opportunity to test for

anemia Professionals will be on hand to personally review each student's screening results and discuss these with the student. They will also offer necessary recommendations, referrals and information for the student. Entirely student - planned, Healthworks '84 has taken many hours of preparation so far. Run by co-chsirpersons seniors Brockmann and Lori Wayne, the 1 program is in need of volunteer work if it is to succeed. Community doctors, nurses and seniors are a necessary part of the testing and information process. Volunteers should contact either Brockmann or Wayne for more information.

March 23.1984

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CHIEFTAIN

movie review

Far-fetched 'Splash' hits funny bone with SCTV veterans by Kenneth N. Jones Whatever happened to Richie Cunningham? Has this character of our childhoods passed away to the re-runs, never to be seen again? The answer is yes, Richie has passed away, but Ron Howard, the ex-actor, is now a promising director of movies like Splash. At first, the storyline of Splash sounds silly, ludicrous, and childish. A man falls in love with a mermaid who is being hunted by a demented scientist. Come on, who is kidding whom. But somehow, through excellent acting, directing, and writing, the movie substantiates its ridiculous plot. The movie starts with a young boy falling overboard during a cruise off Cape Cod. During the short time the boy is in the water, he makes an aquaintance with a little mermaid. The boy is pulled from the water, leaving the mermaid lonesome and without a playmate. She starts to cry. As one already entranced viewer put it, "Isn't it the most adorable thing you've

ever seen?" Time goes by and the two grow up separated. He becomes a fruit merchant in New York, played by Tom Hanks. She, Daryl Hannah, turns into a ravishing beauty with long bleach-blond hair. Apparently, the two are meant for each other, because he can never manage to fall in love. In desperation, Hanks returns to Cape Cod hoping to find the woman, or in this case mermaid, of his dreams. Instead, Hanks meets a crazed marine biologist played by Eugene Levy. After getting the cold shoulder from Levy, Hanks sets off in a small boat with an incredibly obese man. Engine problems occur, and eventually Hanks falls in the water only to be saved by the beautiful Hannah. The only problem is that Levy sees Hannah and is now determined to prove to the world that mermaids exist. This conflict makes up one half of the film, and the romance between a mermaid and a human is the other.

on the spot IHers know what dreams are made of photos by Brett Benadum

Answers compiled by Kenneth N. Jones

What did you dream last night? Doug Backus - Being back in France on the Riviera with heh, heh.,heh.... ,

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Bob Tuttle - I had a dream that it was World War 111. It lasted all night. Then we had to go to school "The Day After."

and Levy. Splash's script also proves to be strong. One quickly forgets the outrageous premise upon which the movie is based, and finds himself laughing. Rarely do the jokes stop, but when they do, the love affair between Hannah and Hanks becomes quite believable. Ron Howard does an excellent job in creating the atmosphere of Splosh. New York life is portrayed realistically, except that Howard shows the bottom of the Hudson River to look like a Mediterranean coral reef. Howard's talent shines through in the movie's easy - to - follow storyline, yet definitelypredictable. one of the Splash Splash never is becomes

Eric Leugers - It was after World War 111, and everything was deserted. Everybody lived in lucite houses because it was the only way to survive. The favorite sport was shimmying up a fifty foot pole and swaying back and forth.

Jim Gmskin - My aunt drove all the way from Pittsburgh to our house, but she drove through the wall. My cousin Eileen had purple hair and teeth that revolved in her mouth. Her sweater was a mirror, but when I looked in it, I was a medusa.

funniest movies to come along since Stripes or Caddyshack. The only reason one might not enjoy the movie is because of its silly plot, but in any case, there are a few lines that are bound to have you rolling on the ground.

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Eventually, Hannah and Hanks meet again in New York. After an unconvincingly quick adaptation to human life, Hannah falls in love, but with one catch: she must return to the ocean after six days. Throughout the movie, the laughs keep coming mainly because of John Candy. Candy plays the innocently perverted brother of Hanks. He is a total failure as a gambler, a swinger, a businessman, and as a raquetball player, but he laughs about it all the same. Candy's contemporary, Eugene Levy, is equally as funny in his pursuit of the elusive mermaid. These two SCTV alumni add a polish to the hilarious script that makes Splash a comedy hit. The main roles, however, are fairly weak. Hannah is great for the mermaid role, but she adds nothing more. She may have a great body, but her acting is only adequate. Hanks, on the other hand, is fine as a serious actor, but in a comedy, he is easily overshadowed by greats like Candy

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Casey Ryan - I had a dream that I was Bob Weir, and I was playing golf with Squeek. I lost.

ROBERT, from p. 5 friends," but he mentions that he also looks forward to the free environment of college life. Robert plans to attend the University of Cincinnati next fall and major in something "business oriented." He appears willing to aggressively pursue the simple pleasures of American life. As Robert put it, "I'll work, save up. I might not be rich, but in a little while I'll make it." But until the responsibility of college and the future stares him in the face, Robert intends to enjoy himself. Musically he enjoys U2, Van Halen, and Duran Duran. The true Irishman in Robert comes out when he discusses U2. He describes it as "Irish folk music. . . . very nationalistic yet peaceful." He also keeps on top of what goes on in the politics of Northern Ireland. He feels that

since it is such an important issue that affects his relatives and the fate of Ireland, he should remain informed. Since Robert has lived in Kenfvood nearly all of his life, he stresses that he would like to travel to Ireland and "stay for a while." Robert also mentions that he would enjoy traveling to the West and Northeast. Admits Paquette, "I'd like to go to New York City." Looking past college and beyond, Robert hopes to build on a job for a while and "marry when I'm financially secure." After all, this relaxed and honest Irishman is looking for a pot 'o gold at the end of the rainbow. With that affable Irish smile Robert advises freshman, with the twinkle of both the leprechaun and James Cagney in each eye, "Live it up, but don't get too caught up."

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ampion Tsc by Anna Batsakes Currently ranked at fifth in the nation, junior Ed Tschan took first place in the state competition for his age class in the air pistol, modified pellet competition on March 10. The competition consisted of five regions and was open to any team in the state who wished to compete. Tschan's team consisted of Tschan, two men from Ohio State University, and a man from Citadel Military School in North Carolina. Tschan will attend the national competition on April 14 and 15 at the University of Arkansas and hopes to rank high enough to shoot in the 1984 Olympics. "I think I'll be able to do it," said Tschan. "I've worked my way up this far and the Olympics are a good possibility." At the national competition last year, Tschan finished in the top five. Bad luck caused him to fall behind in ranking when his pistol malfunctioned on the sec-

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by Kevin Walzer As a rule, coaches should have a broad range of experience in their respective sports. But few have the experience of baseball coach Jon Warden. Warden, who takes over the reins of the baseball Braves from Dennis Dowling this season, does have experience. Mainly, he was a professional baseball player. He pitched for eight years in the minors and the majors, from 1966 to 1974. In the high point of his major league career, he compiled a 4-1 record with three saves for the 1968 world champion Detroit Tigers He was tradea to Kansas City in 1969 and iqjured his shoulder, tearing a rotator cuff. This effectively ended his major league career, and he retired from professional ball in 1974 after closing out in the minors. Warden signed with Detroit a year into college. He was drafted as a freshman at the University of Georgia in 1966 and went into the minors. "I wasn't a surefire prospect, though," he observes. "One of the major differences between college baseball and say, basket-

ball is that a first-round draft pick does not always make it into the big leagues the first year. They have to work their way up." In addition to his wide background as a player, Warden has coached at various lqvels. He served as assistant baseball coach at Columbus Wehelle, where he also held the positions of varsity basketball coach and athletic director. Warden hopes to translate this

experience into a winning bsseball team for I.H. He has his work cut out for him, though, as he has the task of building from the foundation of a 4-1 1 record. "I'd like to see us play at least .500 ball this season," he said. "I think we have the talent to do it. We've got good pitching and a very strong infield." "Plus," . he beams, "other teams don't really know about the talent we have here. A lot of

Arkansas University to compete. Daisy Manufacturing supports the national competition and appoints spokespeople to judge the shooters individually and as a team member. Tschan's main shooting discipline is the pistol and his second the rifle. He began shooting before the age of twelve when his father introduced him to Lt. Clarence Smith, who is the coach of the Indian Hill Riflery team. Under Smith, Tschan was able to win his first trophy in the Ohio Outdoor Junior Championship. Now Tschan holds many trophies and awards for his shooting and is a member of a riflery league at Ohio State University. He hopes to continue his shooting in college and then maybe again with the U.S. team. "I'm going somewhere with my shooting," said Tschan. "Hopefully I'll go all the way to the Olympics."

teams will take us lightly, and they may not be able t o afford to do that." Well, at least one thing is certain: if the Braves wind up being any reflection of Warden's experience as a coach and player, they should not be taken lightly. Because, Warden's record as a coach and athlete should not be taken lightly. Between playing professionally, coaching, and everything else, he certainly has more experience than your average high school baseball coach.

Base ba II Braves almlng to Improve record by Jim Gruskin Indian Hill's varsity baseball Braves under the direction of new coach Jon Warden, hope to improve upon last season's dismal 411 record. Warden figures that his predominantly junior club has the potential to "surprise quite a few people around the league this year." The EHL, a "tough" leawe for baseball according to Warden, has been dominated by Loveland and Glen Este in recent years, but Warden feels his team has the ability to be competitive and play the role of "spoiler." During pre-

season workouts, coach Warden has focused most of his attention on developing the sound fundamental skills that he believes are necessary for success in baseball at any level. Added Warden, "Defense figures to be our strength, but we will also need strong pitching and hitting to be successful." Most of the players with which Indian Hill plans to do battle, however, will be playing baseball on the varsity level this season for the first time. Only seniors Dan Kremchek, Alan Schwartz, Mitch Theuring, and junior Curtis Ott boast varsity

perience. The Braves, whose uniforms this year will be as new as most of the players, open a "very challenging" schedule with contests over spring Dreak against Kings, Hughes, and Clermont Northeast. The league opener has been set for Monday, April 2 against defending champion Loveland. Other games of note on the Braves agenda include dates with Finneytown, Wyoming, as well as AA powerhouse Hamilton Badin and defending AAA state champion Hamilton.

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Smith wins state Key CIu by Winston R Wells The Ohio District Key Club presented the Governor's Excellence Award to senior Elizabeth Smith last Sunday, March 18 at the state convention held in Cleveland; three other Indian Hill Key Clubbers also attended. The award named Smith as the most outstanding member of the state board, which is composed of 21 Lieutenant Governors, a bulletin editor, and a SecretaryTreasurer. Smith was one of the Lieutenant C;overnors; she represented divisions 5, 6, 7, and 8, which include Key Clubs in the Hamilton and Cincinnati area. "I'm extremely honored,'' commented Smith on the award. "My Key Club experiences have

been very good all year long." The state convention was Smith's last major achievement with Key Club. She was in charge of the convention contests which were offered, and she felt the convention went smoothly. "It

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all went really well," commented Smith, who relinquished her post to next year's Lieutenant Governor, Stacy Baker from Sycamore, at the convention. Smith felt she was chosen for the award because of her outstanding achievements with the Key Club program. Along with her brother, 1983 IH graduate Paul Smith, she was the main force in forming IH's Key Club two years ago. As a Lieutenant Governor this year, Smith formed three new clubs, those being in Mason, Princeton and Talawanda. Smith was also successfu1 in attaining a 100% completion rate in collecting dues from her districts. As chairperson of the Membership Development Com-

Five FHA members qualify for state competition by David Stradling The Indian Hill chapter of the Future Homemakers of America participated in the annual Regional Rally of the Southwest District of Ohio, Saturday, March 10. Indian Hill entered only four of the many competitions held at Grant Vocational School in Hamilton, Ohio. Senior Teresa Buchman was awarded first place for her in-

formal speech on the effects of drug abuse on the family. Senior Helen Heinbach achieved a perfect score in Job Application and Interview Competition. She will be the only representative of the Southwest Region to participate in state competition. In the Consumer Decision Making competition, senior Missy Horstmeyer also placed first and will go on to state with two other_

qualifiers from the Southwest Region. In the fourth category, Team Demonstration, seniors Mickey Vogel and Neil Bollinger lectured and demonstrated on the topic of nutrition education, specifically vegetarianism. Bollinger and Vogel are one of two teams that will go to state. The state competition will be held in Columbus, April 12, fol-

by Paul Monach Orchestra, band earn Superiors in contests . .

by Janet Nicolas The IH String Orchestra attended the state Ohio Music Educators Association contest at Forest Park on March 3 and received a Superior rating in class A. Each group attending the contest was rated by four judges on a scale from I, the highest, to V, the lowest. The orchestra performed one required piece, Bach's "Organ Concerto in A Minor," and two other works, Gustav Holst's "St. Paul's Suite" and Vaughn-Williams' "Rhosymedre" for three judges. Later, the orchestra sightread two pieces of music for the fourth judge. As the smallest orchestra in the Southwest region of Ohio, the twelve members were hopeful about entering the contest. This year is the first in nine years that IH has entered the competition. The orchestra had been preparing for the contest since January under the direction of conductor Mr. Steve Strider. Commented Strider, "Overall,

the judges were very complimentary, and I think the smaller the group is, the less margin for error." The judges were particularly impressed by "the security of all of the parts" and the fact that each string section seemed to be balanced skill-wise. The most common comment from all four judges was that IH's twelve members were a "very good small orchestra."

The Symphonic Band earned an overall Superior rating in class A in the district competition at Colerain High School on March 8. This achievement earns the band the right to advance to state competition May 5, but because of conflicts affecting many members, director Mr. Steve Strider is unsure whether the group will attempt to match last year's Superior at state. The band improved slightly

mittee, she also initiated "Project Reach," which she said "challenged the membership of each club." Smith also had a successful year in creating many profitable projects for Key Club. In other Key Club news, the IH chapter recently elected officers for next year. Elected President and Vice President are juniors Anna Batsakes and Kelly Martin. Sophomore Jeff Cumer will be Secretary while junior Majie Fink will assume the position of Treasurer. Batsakes and Martin were among the group that attended the state convention. Batsakes felt she garnered much information from the convention. She said, "We attended several officers meetings which should help the club next year." lowed the state convention, April 18. Accompanying the five state qualifiers will be sponsor Mrs. Carleen Drozda and three other Indian Hill students. Two students will act as delegates to vote for the Ohio FHA President. The third student will be a guest of Drozda. Indian Hill will host the Southwest Regional Rally next fall. Said Drozda, LLWe'rereally looking forward to our second year." over last year's district performance, receiving three 1's (highest rating on a scale of I to V and termed "Superior") and one II, while last year's received two I's and two 11's. The sole I1 came from one of three judges rating the band's three required pieces, Julius Fucik's "The Florentiner," Rex Mitchell's "Festive Ode," and Dmitri Shostakovich's "Festive Overture." The fourth rating, a I, was based on the group's performance sight-reading a piece, "Trilogy."

Smith to address student body on 'urban ugliness7 Mr. F. Eugene Smith, "one of the nation's most energetic crusaders for esthetic planning," will give a presentation on "Urban Ugliness" to the student body Thursday, April 5; community members are also invited. Smith promotes intelligent, well-planned, and esthetic architectural development Naturally, he fights unplan-

ned, sprawling building expansion, which contributes heavily to "urban ugliness." Smith has lectured t o "over 600 government, educational, and public service groups in 31 states and foreign

countrie~.'~He is the founder of the F. Eugene Smith Association Inc., centered in Bath, Ohio, and is acclaimed as "one of the original instigators and designers of the Akron Quaker Square Hilton Complex."

French students visit I H, Cincy for three weeks French exchange students from Angers recently arrived in Cincinnati to begin their three-week stay. The group of

16 students and two teachers will reside with the families of their American "brothers md sisters."

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March 23,1984

as I see it

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undermines The end of March is now upon us, a time when many will be anxiously awaiting the warm weather of spring. Yet less than a month ago, snow could be seen on the yards, a reminder of winter's sometimes dangerous effect of snow-covered roads and icy driving conditions. One such snow-covered morning was Thursday, March 8. The roads throughout the district were quite hazardous in the early morning, and these dangerous conditions led t o a number of accidents which involved IH students. Although by no means did the conditions warrant a closing of schools, a twohour delay was very badly needed. By 9 :30 that morning most primary routes were cleared, a fact that would have eliminated many of the headaches suffered that morning if a two-hour delay was implemented. Although the district administration carefully considers what decisions should be made regarding snow days, perhaps a closer look at these conditions are needed before arriving at a decision. These administrators have done an excellent job in the past, but we feel they chose incorrectly on March 8. The desire for all the time on task available in our district is commendable, yet we must not lose sight of safety and reality in our striving for excellence.

18 accepted for Senior Search by Winston R Wells As part of what Mr. Gary Gellert labeled "the best group in three years," 18 Indian Hill seniors have been accepted as participants in this year's Senior Search program. Notification came for the 18 on Friday, March 9, two weeks after applications were due to Gellert. He stated that all applicants were accepted into the program. Students had the sole responsibility of finding a consultant and job site for their applications. Each student must work at least 30 hours a week, and they are prohibited from monetary compensation from their employers. The 18 students will begin their respective jobs on April 2 and will work until May 25. Besides bearing the responsibility of being employed, students must have good attendance at their sites and submit a daily lop detailing each day's activities. They must also file a five page paper describing their experiences; Gellert said he wiU use all of the above in grading each student.

Each student will also have to attend two seminars, at which all searchers will discuss their various experiences with the program. Gellert praised the selected students stating the application and selection process went very smoothly. "There were few problems or questions simply because I think that they read over the given information before applying." He went on to say that this program brings out "the best in each student due to the responsibility each student must bear. This program definitely puts the responsibility on the students." Gellert also feels that with a small group, more insight can be gained and the program can be more carefully monitored. The class of 1983 had a total of 16 people participate in the program. Although Gellert said that he was unsure of whether the program would continue in the future due t o state regulation, he did emphasize that the administration is pleased with this year's program.

by John Bergman Ladies and gentlemen, I am writing this column with a deep feeling of urgency. What follows is not a pretty story to tell or to hear. It is, however, one which I must relay if I am to maintain any respectable standard of journalistic integrity. The catastrophic news of which I speak concerns that great architectural tribute to patriotism, the Washington Monument. It seems that a group of scientists recently became interested in the effects that nature was having on the grounds around and under this treasured monument. Last Wednesday it was revealed that their study confirmed the disheartening suspicion that the monument is sinking! The scientists went on to report that, according to sophisticated research, if the sinking continues at its present rate, the monument that we all know and love will be completely underground in a mere 660,000 years. Now, as someone who has not only visited the Washington Monument, but also has descended to each and every one of its more than 800 steps, I received this news with more than a little concern. I feel a certain closeness to the structure that extends beyond its walls. The idea that future generations might someday stand on top of the building which I once stood in just doesn't seem right .

Besides, think of the long range implications involved. If the monument is going underground in 660,000 years, then surely someday it is going to end up in China. Now, suppose that you were the average Chinaman walking along on the average Chinese road on an average Sunday afternoon in the year 99,999,984, when all of a sudden the Washington Monument falls out of the sky, upside down of course! Chances are you would be quite surprised. After all, even if you were well acquainted with American landmarks, you wouldn't have heard about this particular one for some 99,000,000 years. If you were to build up enough courage to go inside, you would no doubt be even more shocked. With all those statues of famous Americans staring at you, you'd probably think your country had been invaded. And from there, well I shudder even to think of the possibilities. As I see it, something must definitely be done now to assure that this dismal scenario never comes to pass. I firmly believe that it is nct one moment too soon for American and Chinese scientists to begin working together to combat the situation. Certainly it is easy to say that 99,000,000 years is a long, long time. But as some brilliant Greek philosopher's mother must have said at least once, "You can never be too safe, too soon."

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Squaws s by Kevin Walzer Coach Bob Wessinger rarely changes his expectations of his softball team from year to year. But then the results of the team rarely fail to measure up from year to year. Last year the team went 15-6. Two years ago they went 19-2. Three years ago they went 17-3. See? Very little change from year to year. Wessinger, as one might expect, has similar expectations of the 1984 edition of the Squaws. "I think we'll have a succesful season this year," he said. "I hope that we do well. The players have worked hard to

get ready." What Wessinger feels is essential for the Squaws to do this season, as in every season, is win the close games. It will ultimately decide the league title, he said. "The EHL is a very balanced league in softball," he commented. "Our success in the 3-2 and 4-3 games will really determine if we win the league this year. But I think that we have a definite shot. No one will be able to blow us away; we'll be close in all of our games." One question: how? Well, for one, the Squaws have a lot of experience this season. Returning four-year

players Mary Howe and Holly Rodes will lead the team, trying to fill the void left by Pam Lowenstine, who graduated last year. "Pam was the best player we ever had, but she was the only senior we had last year," he said. "We've got most everybody back from last year's team." Nine of last year's starters, with the exception of Lowenstine, are returning. In addition to 18 regular games, the Squaws will be competing in two tournaments. They are competing in one of them, the Glen Este tournament, for the first time. The other, to be held after the regular season, is the Harrison Invitational.

Hungry neffers aiming for state by Andy Tucker Most schools in the state of Ohio last year were excited because they were sending one or two male tennis players to the state tournament. But these schools only sent one or two; Jridian Hill sent five. IH was the only school to send five players to the state tournament. But the tennis Braves do not intend to dwell on the past as they are aiming to better last year's 13-3, number five city-ranked results. Head coach Dave Swisher, for one, predicts that they will do it. "I think we can win the league this year (after finishing second last year). We certainly have the talent t o do it. I think we have the talent to be one of the best teams in the state." The basis for this talent is three of the five players who competed at state last year are returning. Senior Jon Kitei, junior Brad McCurdy and sophomore Andy Tucker all made state last year, and are improved this year. This improvement is seen in the play of the other team members. Joining the team for the first time is junior Dave Steward. Commented Swisher, "He will help the team considerably ." The Braves will need this improvement if they are to match the new philosophy of Swisher. Swisher commented, "I intend to play the best players all the time. I'm doing this because I think it will help their seeding when sectional~roll around."

Swisher added, "I want to improve their doubles play, too; I'm gearing drills towards that end. I'm working them hard." The players know it. They've

been working hard to meet Swisher's goals. Part of this determination is seen in fact that the players have been rolling out of bed at 5:45 a.m. for pre-school practice,

The Harrison tournament is the area's most prestigious slowpitch softball tournament. Most schools are fast-pitch, and have a state-sanctioned tournament to look forward to. Not slowpitch. So slow-pitch teams compete in the Harrison meet, which is slow-pitch's answer to an area post-season tournament. Wessinger, for his part, is in full support of the current slowpitch format in the EHL. The EHL is one of the few leagues in the city to play slow-pitch. They voted last year to continue with the current format. "Slow-pitch is more of a team game," he said. "In fast-pitch, you have one dominating playerthe pitcher. In slow-pitch the hitters have a chance. Everyone plays more."

in addition to practice after school. At any rate, the players are hungry and ready to achieve the goals that have been set. According to Swisher, they "will be ready for the first match of the season," April 4 against Lakota at home.

Experience, large turnout t o .lead boys track by Paul Monach Despite a slow start because of disagreeable weather, head boys' track coach Mr. Bob West foresees a successful season primarily because of experienced senior athletes and "the largest turnout for track since I can remember." Currently, about 45 boys seem intent on staying with the program. Said Mr. Dave Garwood, an assistant coach along with Mr. Tim Shira, "Track is a sport you build on. It takes two or three years to develop a good athlete. It's good to see so many freshmen and sophomores out because they wiU reap the benefits in the future. In track, you win with numbers. We might not get many firsts in big meets this year, but we can get thirds and fourths, which will add up." West expects enough success to be "one of the better AA teams in the area." Regarding the league, "We see primary competition in Sycamore and Milford." West hopes the leadership of returning seniors like Evon Kelly, Tony Gast, Mike Feltman, Chip Greenlee, and Brom Espy and new seniors Dave Stradling and Bill Lange will earn the team at

least a repeat of last year's thirdplace EHL finish. Regarding the team's strengths and weaknesses, West indicated that "it's too early to say what they will be." He expects the Braves to be especially strong in the sprints, but see the long distance events and field events, essential to success, as "the big question marks." West is also concerned with building a quality mile relay team.

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with Kevin Walzer "Well, young man, what do you think?" the old sage asked me as he blew out a long, enjoyed puff from his cigar. "About what?" 1 asked. "Well, about the state of things here. The political scene. The gossip. The sports." "Sports?" "Yes, my boy, sports." "What about sports?" "Oh, 1 don't know ..." "About what?" "Sports, young man." The old sage was growing testy. "What about sports?" I asked innocently. "WHAT ABOUT SPORTS?! All right. ALL RIGHT. WINTER sports. Yes, winter sports." "What about-" "Yes, I see. Winter sports. High school sports. Winter high school sports." "Which high-" "Young man." He testily stared at me with his cigar. L ' Y ~high ~ r school." "Well, sir, I go to Indian Hill." "Tell me about Indian Hill, then, young man," he said, wearily. LLWell,sir, Indian Hill h a p y always had great winter sports. Past few years, they haven't been too good." "What do you mean?" "Well, sir, there's basketball." "Go on." "Well, sir, like, take the boy's basketball team. Past few years their records haven't been very good ..." "Yes ..." "Like, in 1982 they only won three games. In 1983, last year, they were barely any better." "How much better?" "One game. They won four games." "How about this year's team?" "Oh, they were great. Didn't have a winning record-they won nine, lost twelve-but they were a good team." "What do you mean?" "Well, sir, it's like this-they

started out 0-5. Not even last year's team started that bad. But, then they started winning. They won five games in a row. It's hard to explain." "And then?" "Well, they slumped again; didn't win many games down the stretch. But you don't take away from that team. Worked real hard." "I see." "Well, then there's the girls..." "Yes?" "They improved even more. A year ago-1983-they only won two out of 21 games, 2-19. Can you believe it?" "Quite," he said dryly. "Yeah, and this year they won 10 of 22. 10-12. A lot better than 2-19, huh?" "Yes." "Yeah. You know, both of those teams were good. Had some good players, too-like the boys. Had a really sensational player named Abrams. Rick Abrams led the league in scoring, led the team in everything. Named to the all-league team, too. Just a great athlete." "And the girls?" "They've got a sophomore guard named Cadi Cucinotta who's a fine player. She's the player of the future. Lisa Holzman, turned in a good season, too. She's graduating this year."

"I sez. You know, young man, you seem to know a lot about basketball. Let's move to some less major sports. Wrestling." "Wrestling? Indian Hill has a decent wrestling team. 1 mean, the wrestlers are very good, but the team is tiny. That's what prevents the team from being really competitive-they forfeit almost as many weight classes as they wrestle in." "How did the individuals do?" "Well, you've got three of them who did real well in postseason. Matt Feltman placed third at districts and went to regionals. Dave Kindle finished first at districts. Then you've got Kenny Slazyk, who finished first at districts and fourth at regiona l ~ which , was good enough to go to state! He lost in the first match at state, but still, he's had a good season!" "Indeed. Describe your swimming team to me, young man." "Well, they're small too. But they've got some talented swimmers-three of them went to state. You've got the Wingerters, Cliff and Beth-and Teresa Replogle, a freshman. They did well at state too." "Hmmm." "Yeah." "What do you think the rea-

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son is for the success?" he &ed me, mildly. "I don't know. With wrestling and swimming you've got peopb every year who d o well in postseason. If they had more mem" bers, maybe the teams themselves could d o as well as the individuals." "As for basketball?" "Hard t o say. The boys had Abrams doing a lot for them-.he's a really great player. '"The girls were more experienced thii year-last year they had a number of freshmen and sophomores in the team. This year they were still young-three sophomores, a junior and a senior starting-but four of them were returning players. That helps." "Anything else?" "No, I don't think so." "Good. Young man, from what you have told me, it would seem your school has had an excellent winter program this year. Do you think they could duplicate that success next year?" "Got me. Basketball has a lot of returning people next year. The coaches are optimistic. As for swimming and wrestling...well, if they don't see a great increase in numbers, you'll probably see the same thing as this year-a lot of individual success, but the teams themselves will have problems because they're so small." ' "Hmm. Thank you, young man. You can go now. Goodbye."

l/, WINTERSPORTS AWARD WINNERS The following have been recognized for outstanding achievement in their sport this winter: SWIMMING MVP - Greg Morris MIP -Stephanie Jahns State Qualifiers - Cliff Wingerter, Beth Wingerter, Teresa Replogle GIRLS' VARSITY BASKETBALL MVP - Lisa Holzman MIP - Teresa Buchman EH L All-Star - Cadi Cucinotta GIRLS' JV BASKETBALL MIP - Jenny Purcell BOYS' VARSITY BASKETBALL MVP - Rick Abrams MIP - Mike Wentz EHL All-Stars - Rick Abrams, . Pete Seremetis, Dan Kremdl& -&Ys' JV BASKETBALL MIP ;,Clint Reese BOYS' FRESHMAN BASKETBALL

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MIP - Rob Nichols VARSITY WRESTLING MVP - Andy Graham MIP - Ken Slazyk and Dave Kindle District Qualifiers - Matt Feltman, third; Ken Slazyk, first; Dave Kindle,

first. Regional Qualifiers - Ken Slazyk, fourth; Matt Feltman, did not place; Dave Kindle, did not place. State Qualifier - Ken Slazyk, did not place.

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by Winston R. Wells The National Science Teachers Association recently named the Indian Hill physics department as one of the top two departments in the state of Ohio. The recognition was given at a banquet in Columbus attended by Mr. Richard Pfirman in late February. Pfirman was given a plaque and a Certificate of Merit at the banquet for the exemplary quality of the department. The recognition came as part of a statewide search for excellence in the field of high school physics sponsored by the NSTA. Pfirman stated that the department entered the search last April, when the department submitted a preliminary application. The department then submit-

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ted extensive written reports out lining almost every aspect of the department from teacher educational background to curriculum description. Following this, the judges observed the department,

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including classes and facilities. Pfirman said he received notification of being a finalist in June of last year. "It was quite a bit of work, the process and all. But we came out very well," commented Pfirman on the recognition. He said that there were several factors in being named as a finalist. The NSTA looked at not only teacher background, but at originality of exemplary curriculum, the ability to reach different achievement levels and the opportunity for self-motivated teaching. "I think a lot of it was based on our Physics Seminar programnot many schools offer a second year physics course with that deBee of freedom," said Pfirman. Students in Physics Seminar de-

Club places eighth in state

by David Cook Many people feel that Latin is a "dead language," but says Latin teacher Sherwin Little, who recently led the IH Latin Club to an eighth place finish at a state conclave, "It's obviously not deadlook at all these ribbons and such." Twenty-two "ribbons and such" were awarded to IH competitors at the Junior Class League Convention. The convention was a threeday gathering of Latin scholars from across the state. In all, 700 students representing 30 schools attended, including 19 students from the high school and Ottawa. Competition at the convention encompassed a broad range of Latin related contests from academics, to art, to drama.

Particularly outstanding achievements were attained by freshman Clyde Brant, who won first place in History Level 11, sophomore Mark Ensley, who won first in Roman Life and Customs Level I1 and was named to the honorary first team of the state, and the certamen team (an "It's Academicw-type tournament) which finished 2nd, only one question behind the winning team. In addition, senior Lori Powers, sophomore Shauna Hornsby, freshmen Tiffany Meyer, Ian Meyer, Paul Alvord, David Miller, and Andy Geygan, and eighth-graders Chris Vockell and Scott Niehaus received high ranki n g ~in various areas. Although being ranked among

the top ten in the state would be an honor for any team, to a club as new as Indian Hill's, it is a phenomenal success. The Latin club has now been in existence for about two years, but this is the fust time they have been fully represented in the convention. The high point of the conrerence for Little came prior t o competition, when he heard a member of a rival team say, "You gotta watch out for Indian Hill; they're good." From Geygan's point of view the best part was "the Roman Banquet, where everyone dressed up in Roman togas and stuff." According to Little, the Latin Club holds great promise for the future. The club iS planning t o

sign their own projects and work at their own rate. Pfirman also said that the projects in Physics Seminar were also important. He feels that the degree of challenge in the projects played a major part in the award. "I don't know many other schools in the state that are doing things like spectroscopic and stroboscopic photography, holography and laser experimentation," he said. Indian Hill finished behind only one other school in Ohio, that being Centerville High School, which, according t o Pfuman, went on to win the same award at the national level. On the experience as a whole, Pfuman commented, "I think it's very fortunate, it's a great tribute to the department and the school and I'm just happy we were recognized." attend the national convention in Virginia this August and hopes to attain recognition comparable to that recently received at state. Little feels that the potential activities for the club are boundless, and that such activities could serve to make the study of Latin more students. interesting to high school At the present, Latin students are a small minority. There are few people like Ensley who think "Latin sounds like an interesting language, more than Spanish or French." Most people are still inhibited from taking Latin because it is no longer in everyday use. Little hopes this will change because, a: he says, "People who approach Latin as another language, whether it's spoken or not, will get something out of it."