EXTREME FAGS
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August 2006
THE FACE OF A GAY, GAY, MAN
LUIS TORRES CONFESSES HOMOSEXUALITY IN A BIZARRE TURN OF EVENTS, THE GAY WORLD IS SHOCKED TO HEAR OF TORRES’S NEW FOUND HOMOSEXUALNESS The homosexual community was shocked
me, it was horrible, someparts, I do admit, were
to hear that police found Luis Torres having an
arrousing, but this has changed me as a per-
affair with two other men in his quiet home in
son”, were all that came out of Gomez’s mouth
South Texas. Police reports have confirmed the
since the incident. Perez still has not spoken
two men he has said to have had an affair with,
since that awful summer morning.
Francisco Gomez (28) and Enrique Perez (33),
Local gays are outraged at this new dis-
were in fact married, which means Torres faces
covery, stating things like “Luis must stay
two counts of martial disturbance, two counts of
straight” or “Im going back to ripe ovaries!”.
unwilling probing, and three counts of fourth
Many have even left their partners, and gone to
degree faggotry. Police suspect as many as 40
dogs and apes for compassion.
years in prison. The 3 were found in Torres’s home last
“What happened, happened. I have no regrets. As for the outraged community, I will be
saturday morning, Gomez was found pinned on
forced to give them a stern stern look” said
a bed, while Perez was found hanging upside
Torres the day of his trial.
down from the ceiling with 3 hamsters dangling along with a probe from his anus. “Enrique is just so gentle with me...” Gomez weeps, “and when that man assaulted
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Gomez and Perez before the incident