The Sound Of Baboons

Hidayat Ms. Silva Literature September 18, 2008

The Sound of Baboons Boom! Travis missed Eckels by mere centimeters, and Eckels used the chance and plunged toward the time machine. As soon as possible he activated it, by which time Travis fired about 30 bullets at him, and all of them missed, because Eckels has to be alive long enough for this story to contain at least two pages, then he can be shot. Back to the story. As soon as he activated the time machine, he set the date back to 2008. When he gets there, he is suddenly and violently pulled out of the time machine by Homer Simpson. Then Homer uses the time machine himself and goes back to 1492. Homer is amazed at how good the Caribbean Islands look. He quickly rushes to the beach and lies there all day long. At evening, Homer notices a Spanish ship coming towards the island. He uses his unusually tiny brain and figures out that Columbus must be on that ship. So, he decides to destroy the ship, since he knows that if Columbus gets to the island he’s going to capture the natives and use them as slaves. So, he goes to the 1960s and steals a soviet nuke. Then he goes back to the past and nukes the ship down. After doing that, he shouts, “Yahoo!” After that he decides to go to 1941 and fight against the Nazis for the motherland. But no Soviet general will take a yellow colored cartoon man in the army so instead they shoot him, but since he’s an animation he doesn’t die. Then he goes to the 1960s and becomes a hippie. After getting tired of being a hippie, he goes to the future. There he sees that the Americas are still not found and are filled with the Natives. Then he realizes that the U.S. doesn’t exist. He bangs his head on the wall

and decides to come up with a solution. Then he finally finds a solution. He goes back to the 1960’s and steals another nuke from the Soviets (what’s up with the stealing from the soviets?) and goes back to 1942 and waits until he sees himself appear on the beach. Then he aims at the other Homer and nukes him and then says, “Ouch! That must have hurt!” Then he goes back to the future U.S. and eats a hamburger. Then Homer travels to the 1970’s and plays with Deep Purple. Their song, “Lazy”, is about Homer Simpson actually, but no one knows it (well except of me and now you). Then Homer goes and takes a swim in the sea. The Beatles see him and laugh at how fat he is, so they make up their song, “Yellow Submarine”, and again no one knew about that either. Then Homer goes back to Springfield but since he is so lazy and fat no one wants him back, even his own family. Homer, feeling depressed, decides to join Green Day and instead of letting him play, they write the song, “American Idiot”, about him. So, Homer decides to go back to play in Deep Purple, because they at least let him play. So, while Homer is touring the world with Deep Purple, a baboon steals his time machine. The baboon goes to the past and conquers the whole world with modern weaponry. So, now people are behind bars in the zoos while the different types of primates are walking on the streets. Instead of McDonalds there is McMonkeys and instead of HP computers, there are Peepee computers. No one has a good life and the only thing the monkeys do is watch TV and sometimes visit the zoo to give bananas to the primitive humans. The baboons eat too much and drink too much carbonated water. Then they started making whizzpoppers. That’s the sound of baboons.