The Pakistan Song Lyrics

Games and movies and songs are pirated, Software's almost free! And thanks to the non-stop smuggling, Hardware's just as cheap You can roam the streets, Beat up anyone you want Even poke them with your knife! Vandalize, Bribe rob and flatulize Have more than one wife! Lo ji sunno meray bhai Mujhe baat yaad aee Aaj hai PAkistan ki 62nd Birthday! Pehno ek shalwar kameez Karo thori si tameez Lagao har taraf dhair saray jhanday Saray bhangra pao Ja k baarish mein nahao Abhi rehta hai poora din baaki! TV dekhna band karo Apna laptop band karo Waisay bhee aaj kal bijli nahee aati There's no pressure when talking to girls Some may find that strange You can till wait forever But you won't get a date Since your marriage is arranged Go to a party Do the bhangra Boy, look at him go! Take a dump under the bridge Take a piss by the wall, And relax no one will know Choro pizza hut Bhool jao Mcdonald's Ye bahir ka gand kya khana Chalo khaen tikka boti Saath do 5 roti Saath ho jaye kulfa falooda! Choro football ko, Bhol jao basketball Aur ye gand game jo hai hockey Ao khelein gulli danda Shurook karo qaidi qaidi Ya phir ho jaye kabaddi!