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• I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line! • There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U. • Remember 2 remember me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me. • If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight. • Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be GANGULY. • Teacher: Why is Max: I smelled Teacher: But there is Max: There was in this one!

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• There's no Special reason 4 this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile and say: Someone remembers u. • When you are feeling stressed & about to breakdown, just remember: Stressed is just Desserts spelled backwards. It's a piece of cake! • Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore. • Receive my simple gift of Gud Morning wrapped with sincerity, tied with care & sealed with a prayer

to keep u safe & happy all day long! Take Care! • Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure. • I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT. • Life gives answers in 2 ways. It says YES & gives u what u want. It says NO & gives u something better. It says wait & gives u the Best in its own time. • Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death! • When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards, it's a piece of cake! • 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & always have me as Ur Friend. • I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. • When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u. • In the morning I don't eat because I think of you, at noon I don't eat because I think of you, in the evening I don't eat because I think of you, at night I don't sleep because I am hungry. • Tru luv is lik an pillow, u can hug ven u r in trouble,

u can cry ven u r in pain & u can embrace ven u r happy. So ven u need true luv: spend rs 100 and buy a pillow. • Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use piegons. 1day a piegon reach Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call. • My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful. • Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife) • Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife everyday before leavin for office, what about you? His friend replies: Me too, after you leave. • True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them whole day but u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever… • Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends! • Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily. • Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things. • 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person

you love but you can always love the person you trust. • When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you! • Friendship is a little more Smile, a little less Frown; a little more We, a little less I; a little more Laugh, a little less Cry, Friendship is simply U & I. • Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids. • Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day. • Find arms that’ll hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will see u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u have found it, you've found luv. • Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a gud day! • Last night I saw u walking on the road. U looked so fine, ur face was so divine that I just couldn’t control myself and started singing: ‘Who let the dogs out’ • On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur greatness, your smartness, then just

kill them...How dare they FOOL u 1 day before. • If I could be any part of you, I’d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips. • Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again • Don't place me in ur eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u that this friend is always there for u. • Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria & deMENtia! • We never have what we like, we never like what we have still we live, love n hope that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we have! Thats life. • I always knew that luking back on my tears would someday make me laugh but I never knew that luking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you. • Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get! • If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from. • Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out. I asked, why are u out? Tear said, there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place 4 me.

• Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai, Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai. • What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed. • Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. It's like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cry and when the eye cries, the hand wipes. • People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I. • Banta: What's Santa: Banta: What's Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

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• A Happy Boss tells his employees: You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks. • Banta: I got Santa: From whom?

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• Banta:Santa where were u born? Santa: punjab. Banta: which part. Santa: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab". • Kya kahun tujhe khwab kahun to toot jayega. dil kahun to bikhar jayega, aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chhut na payega!

• Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho! Premika: DHOKLA • Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth. • With atomic and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like you. • Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day