Slang

Backseat Driver: \bæksit draɪvər\ n. A passenger in a vehicle who appears to be uncomfortable with the skills of the current driver and/or feels the need to tutor said driver. Beemer: \bimər\ n. A BMW car. Bishie: \bɪʃi\ n. From the Japanese Bishounen meaning prettyboy. Bitch Cakes: \bɪtʃ keɪks\ adj. Crazy. Bitch Fit: \bɪtʃ fɪt\ n. A tantrum. Botch: \bɒtʃ\ v. To mess up. Brain Fart: \breɪn fɑrt\ n. A moment of mental laxity. Bubby: \bʌbi\ n. Infant, someone cute. Bukkake: \buɔkki\ n. A sex act, originating in Japan, involving a large group of men taking turns ejaculating on a woman’s face. Bum: \bʌm\ v. To borrow without expectation of returning. Bupkis: \bʌpkɪs\ n. Nothing. Burn: \bɜrn\ n. Extremely effective/harsh insult. Butter Face: \bʌt ər feɪs\ n. A woman who has a physically attractive body but unattractive face. Butt Floss: \bʌt flɒs\ n. Thong. Butt Pirate: \bʌt paɪ rət\ n. Homosexual Male. Call: \kɔl\ v. To reserve. Chachke: \tʃɔtʃki\ n. Small object. Chibi: \tʃɪb i\ adj. Japanese for “small/tiny.” Chicken Shit: \tʃɪk ən ʃɪt\ n. Coward. Chintzy: \tʃɪntsi\ adj. Cheap, stingy. Chutzpah: \hʊtspə\ n. Nerve. Cockamammie: \kɒkəmeɪmi\ adj. Crazy. Coinkydink: \koʊɪŋkidɪŋk\ n. Coincidence.

(To go) Commando: \goʊ kɔmændoʊ\ v. To not wear underwear under your pants/skirt. Con: \kɒn\ v. To trick or deceive. Confoozled: \kənfuzəld\ adj. Extremely confused. Confusled: \kənfʌzəld\ adj. Confused. Cougar: \kugər\ n. A middle-aged woman who date twentysomething men. Cracka: \krækʌ\ n. Caucasian human. Crotch Rocket: \krɒtʃ rɒk ɪt\ n. A vibrator. Dipshit: \dɪpʃɪt\ n. A contemptible or inept person. Ditch: \dɪtʃ\ v. To leave an unwanted person, place or thing behind; to get rid of something or someone. Douche: \duʃ\ n. Idiot. Face: \feɪs\ n. Protagonist. (Wrestling term) Five Knuckle Shuffle: \faɪv nʌk əl ʃʌf əl\ n. Male masturbation. Fuckwad: \fʌkwɒd\ n. An immature or irritating person. Full Monty: \fʊl mɒnti\ n. Everything. Gander: \gændər\ v. To look. Gallavant: \gæləvænt\ v. To wander about, in search of pleasure. Ghetto: \gɛtoʊ\ adj. Broken down, cheap, worn out. (To) Google: \gugəl\ v. To use an Internet search engine. Happy Pills: \hæpi-pɪlz\ n. Antidepressant medication. Heel: \hil\ n. Antagonist. (Wrestling term) Hemorrhoid: \hɛm ərɔɪd\ n. An annoying person. (AKA: “Pain in the ass”) Hentai: \hɛntaɪ\ n. Anime porn.

Hoodie: \hʊdi\ n. A sweatshirt with a hood. I can haz…: \aɪ kæn hæz\ ph. May I have…? Interwebz: \ɪn tərwɛbz\ n. Internet. Jabronie: \dʒɔbroʊni\ n. A person lacking judgment or sense. Jiz: \dʒɪz\ n. Semen. Johnson Rod: \dʒɒn sən rɒd\ n. Penis. Kawaii: \kəwaɪi\ adj. Japanese word for “cute.” Klutz: \klʌts\ n. A clumsy or foolish person. Koochie Cutters: \kutʃi kʌtɜrs\ n. Extremely short shorts. Mark: \mɑrk\ n. Wrestling fan. (Wrestling term) Meshuganah: \mɛʃʊgɒnə\ n. Crazy person. MP3: \ɛm-pi-θri\ n. A short form of MPEG-1 Audio Layer-3, which is the specific type of compression that is used for music. MPEG stands for Motion Picture Experts Group, a research group with the International Standards Organization. Nads: \næds\ n. Testicles. Noms: \nɒms\ n. Food. Nosh: \nɒʃ\ v. To eat. Nuke: \nuk\ v. To cook in a microwave. Oscifer: \ɒsɪfər\ n. Police officer. Otaku: \oʊtɔku\ n. Avid fan of anime/manga. Pissed (Off): \pɪst\ adj. Extremely angry or upset. Pit Juice: \pɪt-dʒus\ n. Deodorant. Posh: \pɒʃ\ adj. Fancy. (To go) Postal: \poʊstl\ v. To suddenly become extremely and uncontrollably angry, possibly to the point of violence.

(To) Pull a GTA: \pʊl eɪ dʒi-ti-eɪ\ v. To “jump” over a guardrail with a car akin to what would happen in a game of Grand Theft Auto. Prairie-Doggin': \prɛəri-dɔgɪn\ v. When you have to defecate so bad that your feces goes in and out of your anus, like a prairie dog would in his hole. Punch Buggy: \pʌntʃbʌg I\ n. Volkswagen Beetle. Puppers: \pʌpɜrz\ n. Any member of the canine species. (I have a) Rumbly In My Tumbly: \rʌ-mbəli ɪn maɪ tʌmbli\ ph. I’m hungry. Schlep: \ʃlɛp\ v. To carry. Schmooze: \ʃmuz\ v. To flatter, friendly banter/gossip, to converse informally. Schmutz: \ʃmʊts\ n. Rheum, dirt, filth. Schpeel: \ʃpil\ n. A long and often complicated story. Shat: \ʃæt\ v. A past tense and a past participle of shit (meaning feces). Shlomo: \ʃloʊmoʊ\ n. An idiot or person who walks slowly. (To Ride) Shotgun: \ʃɒtgʌn\ v. To ride in the front passenger seat. Smackerel: \smækərəl\ n. Snack, taste of food. Snail Mail: \sneɪl meɪl\ n. Letters sent through the post office; mail that is carried, as opposed to e-mail. Shmear: \ʃmɪər\ v. To spread. Shmuck: \ʃmʌk\ n. A clumsy or idiotic person. Shpritz: \ʃprɪts\ v. To spray. Shvitz: \ʃvɪts\ v. To sweat. (A) Solid: \sɒlɪd\ n. A favor. Tank: \tæŋk\ n. Hummer.

Tightie-Whities: \taɪti-waɪtis\ n. Bikini-like underwear for men that clings to the body. TTFN: \ti-ti-ɛf-ɛn\ ph. Good Bye. (“Ta-ta for now”) Tolkienite: \toʊl kinaɪt\ n. Fan of J. R. R. Tolkien. Trekkie: \trɛki\ n. A Star Trek fan. Veggie: \vɛdʒi\ n. A vegitable. Veg Out: \vɛdʒ aʊt\ v. To spend time relaxing, doing nothing at all. Welch: \wɛlʃ\ v. To fail to pay a debt; to fail to do something you promise to do. Wookie: \wʊki\ n. Overly hairy person. Yapper: \yæpər\ n. Mouth.