Saint Joan To The Izzards

Saint Joan to the Izzards……….verses 1 – whatever……..Maybe…”The Tao of Izzard” Soooo….as I’m laying in bed, contemplating, or arguing with myself that I should probably get the hell up for the day when my mind wanders to “Being John Malkovich” and wondering “Being Eddie Izzard” would be more interesting…don’tcha think? Sure, John Malkovich is a talented portrayer of characters and more than talented would be proper…but Eddie Izzard…now there’s a mind so complex and interesting (psst..bizarre) to being a place I would hang out in. Better than any coffee shop in the world and more educational than any school room. The info sticks better than some task as mundane as CBT (computer based training). I am, of course, referring to the dry reading of history books. (NTS - Better watch History of the World – pt uno – again) ************ The movie Sybil comes to mind, also, when thinking of Eddie…he does transform into the subject matter impeccably (case in point—the evil herbivore)…in and out and in and out since he does ramble and mostly references back to words said minutes or hours ago. So you must pay attention….Azerbejain or however the hell it’s spelled. ******************* I do compare his “type” and delivery of wit to Jerry Seinfeld but on a much higher plain. I loved “Seinfeld” and saw his standup in Nashville and laughed from start to finish. He uses his whole persona to deliver his everyday observations of daily life and happenstance. I do luv him too and he is the only comedian I entertained the thought of seeing in person as I detest crowds and fall down a lot. I hope to stay on my feet when I see Mr. Izzard at Brighton Centre…..******************* I’ve also been thinking about the eye makeup….think I prefer it and I’ll tell u why. No, no – I have plenty of time…. When he did/does the Engelbert Humperdink bit, the eyes have it….would it have the same impact without the emphasis of the makeup…..yes, I know, there is the body language along with it BUT….the eyes have it! AND gorgeous eyes they are….I do have a huge crush and since I’m 65….who gives a shit. ******* I am saddened by the fact that I have only just discovered this talent from the comedy channel about a year ago…..and have seen him on Graham Norton (and anything else I can lay my bleary eyes on) and do think Graham should have an Eddie and Ricky show. I do hope they can stand each other. I think Eddie could OUTwit,OUTlast, and OUTplay Ricky….what’s your take? Wait…that’s Survivor but that’s what I’m saying, nonetheless. Ramble, ramble, mmm, mmm sooooo….************* I come from MA but have lived in AZ for about 15 years and have twittered my desire that he play some Phoenix dates in the future. Of course, I may not live that long since, I guess, he played (before I knew HE existed) Phx already and so is why I am off to jolly old England for the Stripped tour. Note to Eddie….we have like 360 days of sunshine and places where you can actually walk around. Ring me up and I’ll be ur guide….. snicker,snicker,twirling moustache or is it mustache (oops, need to Nair it) yes, yes it is!********** So….have not reached the end of “definite article” as I am pissed **that2 French part is so fucking funny and I don’t speak French….I am going to set the DVD to francais with English sub titles and go from there. If that does not work, I will look for the trans script, if that does not work, I will search this complex of elderly personages to find someone who does speak French and find out what is so fucking funny, Eddie. Even if I never do find out what was so funny with that bit – language aside – it was still funny to watch…******** I luv Kevin James too but I wouldn’t travel to England for a show. ********** **that2 = that that (hint to Eddie..that French thing sub-it) 5/30/09 I went thru every fucking person to find my name and face on Mr. Eddie Izzard’s Facebook page. I am sick. What can I say, I like Graham Norton too………….. Now, today I watched the extra features of definite article (love that auto correct) and saw the clips from Iceland, Sweden and Denmark and said “who the hell is that” …………..is it me or has Eddie morphed into someone else…….?????????.......so different looking in boy mode………not sure I like………..

Oh yeah (lower to higher pitch)….been looking for those French translations too……….my aunt fanny and her pen.. 5/31/09 Woke again with this thought………as humans, we have evolved to upright beings with opposable thumbs and I wonder if we are not challenging evolution by returning to the hunched over beings of the earlier rendition. Just look around at the people texting……hunched over their devices using their appendages in a sort of 21st century simian grooming position. Keith is 40 yrs old today……..hope he’s OK I had this saying taped to my key punch machine (yes, key punch) forever or, at least, until I went to college for the first time at 35 yrs. old. Your Children are not Your Children They are the sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. You may strive to be like them, but seek not to make them like you. For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday. – Kahlil Gibran Eddie….why do we say “I don’t give a rat’s ass..blah, blah, blah!!...??