Rap Battle 2-1

(7:35:10 PM) wizardofrhyme789: aight yo......I initiate shit witta great click. i cut bitch niggaz like great clips. I say shit that might piss off a lame bitch. I spray clips like a fireman spray blazes. i raise kids from these rhymes i be sayin. have have gospel singers singin out "aimen!". ok im done blazin'!!!!!!! (7:35:10 PM) wizardofrhyme789: bitch thats mine (7:35:32 PM) wizardofrhyme789: bassplaya2011 (7:11:32 PM): man you nothing to this world you are like a marshan with no barin like brandy bunch marsha, you ryhems are weak like you were some type a ugly sheep, you smell like discraces your nothing to the human race (7:35:46 PM) Saad: u already sent thoser (7:35:48 PM) Saad: those* (7:35:51 PM) wizardofrhyme789: imma put you on blast cause your ryhems suck imma make cowwory away like a white girl with no ass, imma take you out with my hands just muhammda ali did 1 2 3 lightsout, imma beast up in the rap game you cant touch just like paris hilton cant reach a college degree (7:36:13 PM) wizardofrhyme789: now the first one (7:36:13 PM) wizardofrhyme789: *no (7:36:52 PM) wizardofrhyme789: the first (7:36:52 PM) wizardofrhyme789: wizardofrhyme789 (7:27:33 PM): nigga i crush much of the competition so i be winnin/try and battle me and i'll lay you down like the finest linen/i finish you faster than water in a shotglass/i get away with lyrical murder, you get caught fast/ im OJ Simpson, and its ok for me to win this/ cause im the lyrically fittest in this bidness, you da fattest/ im rappin' like a magical captain/ i'll pop you in the mouth, so instead of captain crunch, im captain punch/ i'll knock you out like a title bout, nigga give it up!!!!! (7:37:40 PM) Saad: nice (7:42:06 PM) Saad: Nigga u aint a challenge against me/ the one and only sea monster 13/ i'll lyrically, spiritually and literally rip your face off, im a fiend/ u aint know wuts comin, like the people in jaws 3/even that shark aint a match for the 13th leviathan to roam the sea (7:42:24 PM) Saad: nigga (7:43:31 PM) wizardofrhyme789: o you wanna go nigga aight i gotchu!!! (7:43:51 PM) Saad: no i wanna rip ryan's fat off (7:44:00 PM) Saad: IMMA GIVEM LYPSUCTION (7:44:14 PM) Saad: dont tell him i said that (7:45:16 PM) wizardofrhyme789: lolol aight ima rip the indian off you! (7:53:08 PM) wizardofrhyme789: im like the new medication your grammas takin'/I'll have you spaced out like the NASA station/I keep battles vacant, cause emcees know/ comin' at me with dem rhymes that's ancient/ Will get you several facial lacerations/i'm even bustin on my self like masterbation/ While maintainin'/ more class that asians have at Brookhaven/ whack rappaz is takin up alot of space on my cock/but i sock 'em like a foot, and punch 'em like a clock/ Mc's know i'm the ruler like twelve inches/ Even ppl in other dimensions know about the minds i took/ I put combatants in straight jackets and padded rubber rooms/ And stand there while ya' widow sob and hug ya' tomb (7:54:12 PM) Saad: damn man (7:54:31 PM) Saad: see how do u transition to like (7:54:35 PM) Saad: another end rhyme? (7:55:17 PM) wizardofrhyme789: you just do when you've milked the current end rhyme dry (7:55:58 PM) Saad: still its hard for me (7:56:05 PM) wizardofrhyme789: dude you know how you said you didnt wanna just rhyme about killing me (7:56:20 PM) Saad: ya (7:57:07 PM) wizardofrhyme789: well i was thinkin you should be like geo and just make me feel stupid and come at me with real intelligent rhymes, but still dissin' me with that (7:57:29 PM) Saad: like

(7:57:40 PM) Saad: sophisticated rhymes while still lyrically killing u? (7:57:52 PM) wizardofrhyme789: totally (7:58:15 PM) Saad: ya i guess, but i need to also brag about how good i am (7:58:20 PM) Saad: cuz thats how u battle (7:58:31 PM) Saad: lol (7:59:41 PM) wizardofrhyme789: yea but do it intelligently ya know? (7:59:46 PM) Saad: ya (7:59:56 PM) Saad: in ways the human retina can't register (8:00:06 PM) wizardofrhyme789: exactly (8:00:32 PM) wizardofrhyme789: aight nigga yo turn!!!:-! (8:00:36 PM) Saad: alrite (8:00:49 PM) wizardofrhyme789: rip me (8:15:01 PM) Saad: physically and accurately aiming my reticule on ur head/ pinpoint ur temple and blow ur brains with a fang inducing a concentrated venom of verbal pain (background: HEADSHOT)/ i'll lyrically gut while u futilly resist the inevitable end/ i wont leave anything, chaining ur soul to the earth preventing it to ascend/ u'll never be able to see me, all that u see is on ur chest, the incredibly deep rend/ this is all part of my everyday fun/ but the it does not stop, it has only begun/ i think i have done my job, i have taught u well, young son (8:16:24 PM) wizardofrhyme789: lol nice (8:16:31 PM) wizardofrhyme789: you killed (8:16:51 PM) Saad: that "young son" i had to include for some reason (8:17:04 PM) wizardofrhyme789: yea that was an lol moment (8:17:43 PM) wizardofrhyme789: nut try to imagine if it would flow on a song (8:17:50 PM) wizardofrhyme789: *but (8:18:09 PM) Saad: ya thats y i didnt want to include it, but i had to (8:18:42 PM) Saad: those 3 last lines kinda sucked (8:18:45 PM) wizardofrhyme789: naw i mean like rap the 2 first lines at the beginning and see if it flows well (8:19:12 PM) Saad: o shit (8:19:15 PM) Saad: dood i messed up (8:19:18 PM) Saad: i left a line out (8:19:19 PM) Saad: dammit (8:19:34 PM) Saad: the "pain" was supposed to rhyme with something else (8:19:44 PM) Saad: damn i need to read these over better (8:19:46 PM) wizardofrhyme789: oh thats why (8:19:56 PM) Saad: man i had it in my mind too (8:20:01 PM) wizardofrhyme789: yea i try to always double check mine (8:20:20 PM) wizardofrhyme789: aight you ready for my rebuttle? (8:20:24 PM) Saad: sure (8:32:01 PM) wizardofrhyme789: nigga my rebuttle is subtle i give you trouble like the Hubble/ spacecraft, explosion allover your fake asssss/ Gimme da mic, im'a take dat, rape dat/ Leave my cum on it, stick it in ya mouth and tell you "taste dat!"/ My Soul never be chained down, its pure fact/ i'm free like a slave on the underground railroad train track!/ You spittin' the same ol' same lines, you got nothin knew like a retard (get it?)/ I'm in the seamonsters kingdom, i already slaughtered the sea guards/ i leave feelings hard like tree bark../ (Acapella) thinkin you better than me, boy you stretchin the truth like a leeotard!!/ (8:34:31 PM) Saad: dood (8:34:32 PM) Saad: thats sick (8:35:07 PM) Saad: its fucking hard for me to transition into another end rhyme for some reason, yet u do it so fluidly (8:36:10 PM) wizardofrhyme789: yea dude dont think about it. it'll sound good and turn out right if you just do what feels right....usually. (8:36:19 PM) wizardofrhyme789: dont overthink your rhymes (8:36:24 PM) Saad: k (8:53:58 PM) Saad: IM SEAMONSTA 13! MAKE RED LOBSTER TURN GREEN/ spittin rhymes

like a machine/ from now to 3014/ my saliva is limited, but i dont even need a whole magazine/ not on a scrub nigga like the one seen in front of my screen/ im a spartan cant get enough of these intense battles that generate natural extacy/ rappin like old school niggas once they became free/ not like soulja boy reppin their white master's creed/ this new school rappin shit is spreadin like a disease/ i'll have to concoct a lyrical anti-venom to these whack beliefs (8:54:04 PM) Saad: man that one was whack (8:54:08 PM) Saad: i was so lost (8:55:47 PM) wizardofrhyme789: dude that was awesome it seemed so natural and it flowed really well. it didnt seem like you were trying to write a rhyme, it seemed like you just spit the shit you felt. (8:56:03 PM) Saad: ithanks (8:56:04 PM) wizardofrhyme789: you didnt overthink it (8:56:28 PM) wizardofrhyme789: you still got more ammo left dont you? (8:56:44 PM) Saad: nigga i didnt use a single magazine on u, of course i do (8:57:08 PM) wizardofrhyme789: THANK GOD cause im rollin on you like the street top nigga (8:57:12 PM) wizardofrhyme789: here i go (9:06:46 PM) Saad: get into the chat room (9:07:02 PM) Saad: say it in there (9:07:13 PM) Saad: so the jelly ass can see it (9:13:19 PM) wizardofrhyme789: did you get that? (9:13:26 PM) Saad: no (9:14:56 PM) wizardofrhyme789: are yall in the chat (9:15:04 PM) Saad: ya (9:28:11 PM) Saad: all they see are ripples in the wata/ i watch as the tourists use their binoculars to get a better look at the mysterious blot of nada/ 5 seconds later it was time to begin the slaughta/ all they saw was a monster comin from blue salt clutta/ there's mr. freeze, trying to shield his son and daughta/ they run to their vehicle tryin to escape, but the last things they hear are their flesh bein splatta'd (9:30:13 PM) Saad: taht was hard (9:31:27 PM) wizardofrhyme789: wat was hard (9:31:34 PM) Saad: that whole verse (9:31:39 PM) Saad: to make it rhyme (9:32:15 PM) wizardofrhyme789: it was dope as hell though. both of our last verses were our best yet. (9:32:31 PM) Saad: ya hehe urs was badass (9:33:02 PM) wizardofrhyme789: yea we need to show your cousin this battle fa real (9:37:35 PM) Saad: its ur turn (9:37:46 PM) wizardofrhyme789: i know im workin on it (9:37:50 PM) Saad: o kk (9:42:08 PM) Saad: that was sick (9:42:19 PM) wizardofrhyme789: thank'a (10:03:22 PM) wizardofrhyme789: dude do it again and copy/paste it son (10:03:45 PM) Saad: i kno man (10:03:55 PM) Saad: but i remmeber it this time (10:04:16 PM) wizardofrhyme789: yea dude hurry (10:06:25 PM) Saad: im the seamonsta 13, and im gonna make a impression/ u wont forget me even after this head concussion/ and an empty x-shaped chest depression/ and maybe a circumcision on ur greatest possession/ i have to slow down to ur level of comprehension/ im gonna attack u with complete aggression/ a collision so fast ur induced with confusion/ make it look like an illusion/ imma murder u niggas without any compassion/ there aint nothin left to rip, so let this be the conclusion