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Ovan: "There's no more time" Haseo: "..." Ovan: "This is the true Tri-Edge" Haseo: "..." (pulls out Duel Guns) Ovan: "BURN THIS INTO YOUR EYES! THIS IS THE TRUTH YOU'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR!" BANG! Ovan falls down with a hole in his head. Haseo: "Your so annoying" Shino: "Haseo did you really need to shoot him?" Atoli: "Haseo violence never solves anything" Atoli takes her staff and wacks Haseo upside the head Haseo: "Hypocrit" Sakakai: "DEATH TO ALL THAT OPPOSE GOD!" WACK! Atoli: "Shut up Master Sakakai, I'm trying to show Haseo that violence isn't the answer to everything" Sakakai: "Did you really have to hit me so hard?" WACK! Shino: "I think he's out cold" Azure Kite: "..." Azure Balmung: "..." Azure Orca: "..."

Haseo: "They're so great at conversation" WACK! Atoli: "Haseo don't make fun of them cause they can't speak, its rude and hurts their feelings" Pi stands in front of the projector screen with a laser pointer Pi: "So as you can see when placing Atoli into your party, all your other members will listen to her or face the wrath of an angry Harvest Cleric" Zelkova giggles, Natsume stares, Khun falls down laughing, and Yata chuckles. Ovan: "Become stronger Haseo" Haseo: "Why?" Ovan: "So you can destroy me" Haseo: "Why?" Ovan: "So that you may surpass your limits" Haseo: "Why?" Ovan: "So that Shino will return" Haseo: "Why would I want Shino to return when I have a hot blonde like Atoli here?" Ovan: "..." Khun stands in front of the projector with a laser pointer. Khun: "So you see, this here proves that Haseo has a thing for blondes and likes to carry on pointless conversations" Endrance sighs in defeat, Sakakai looks pissed, Alkaid is getting ready to kill him, Bo looks happy. Khun: "Bo why do you look so happy?" Bo: "I'm a blonde" he said with a cute little smile. Shino: "Haseo's mine, I knew him before all of you"

Atoli: "But I'm his favorite, he said he'd never take his eyes off me" Alkaid: "Your all second rate compared to me. We had SUPER HOT SECRET TRAINING TOGETHER" Saku: "He helped me protect Bo and showed me that I had to believe in myself" Pi: "I am so not getting into this" Endrance: "He showed me that love can burn with the intenseity of a thousand suns" All look at Endrance... Atoli: "Hey Natsume! Endrance has a Tri-Edge!" Natsume: "Tri-Edge? I WANT TRI-EDGE!" Endrance screams like a girl and runs off with Natsume in PK mode running after him. Shino: "Hey where is Haseo anyway?" Pi: "I saw him with Kaede going to a protected area to take care of some 'Business'" With Haseo and Kaede... Haseo: "Think anyone has realized we're missing yet?" Kaede: "Hope not. Now give me that surprise you promised me" The following sceans have been rated M for mature so we cannot show you them. Serpent of Lore... Yata starres at the screan with a perverted grin. Yata: "I love being an admin" Kite: "I'm the one that started it all" Shugo: "yeah but Aura choose me to replace you and gave me this cool bracelet Haseo: "Your just a cute chibi there to look cute for all the viewers though" Shugo: "Shut Up! I am not a chibi dang it!"

Kite: Stop being such a fool, your cute and you know it" Haseo: "He reminds me of Bo, he was such a cute little blonde" Shugo look pissed and aims Bracelet at Haseo Shugo: "DATA DRAIN!" The blast hits Haseo who begins to glow. Haseo: "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHH HHHHH!" Kite: "Holy crap Skeith got an upgrade" Haseo: "COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!" Shugo: "AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Save me Rena!" Shugo runs off with Skeith chasing him. Azure Kite appears in a burst of fire Azure Kite: "..." Kite: "Your so right, nothing needs to be said. We're all crazy" Khun: "Come on Haseo tell me your secret" Haseo: "What secret are you talking about?" Khun: "How do you get so many women?" Haseo: I have alot of women?" Khun face faults Khun: "Your telling me you haven't noticed?" Haseo: "Noticed what?" Khun: "All of them stalking you" Haseo looked back and froze. There were Atoli, Shino, Tabby, Saku, Alkaid, Kaede, Pi, Endrance, and Zelkova with evil grins.

Haseo: "Khun?" Khun: : "Yeah?" Haseo: "RUN!!" The two took off with the large fan club following them. Serpent of Lore... Yata: "I knew starting the 'We Love Haseo' guild was a good idea" Ovan: "Yes this will surely help Haseo surpass his limits" Sakakai: "I am the God of this world and death to all that oppose me!" Haseo: "Hey if your god then could do me a favor?" Sakakai: "Ha! Name your request and I shall grant it with my new powers" Haseo: "Can you make Atoli's tits bigger then Pi's?" Sakakai: "It is granted" Claps his hands. Elsewhere... Atoli: "Oh my" Khun: "Dang Atoli, you got a bigger rack then Pi now" Atoli: "With these I will surely steal Haseo-kun away from Shino. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Tabby: "Haseo you've changed" Haseo: "I have?" Tabby: "Yeah, your not emo anymore" Haseo: "I am not emo dang it!"

Tabby: "Sure you aren't and people look at Atoli all the time" Atoli: "People? Where? Where?" Tabby sweatdrops Tabby: "I was being scarastic" Atoli gets depressed Atoli: "NOBODY EVER LOOKS AT ME!" Atoli transforms into Innis Haseo: "Oh crap, well Tabby we've got a cliff behind us and an evil, emo, pissed off Innis transformed Atoli in front of us. What have you learned today?" Tabby: "Location, Location, Location" Atoli: "Please give me the strength to protect everyone" Haseo: "You can't protect everyone all the time. That's why you've got me to protect you" Atoli: "Oh Haseo" Haseo: "Oh Atoli" The two begin making out just as Khun and Pi walk into the room. Pi: "Dear god what are they doing?" Khun: "Taking advantage of the privacy of the old Raven @home" Pi: "They couldn't go to some random field or a Lost Ground?" Khun: "Remember we vowed never to go to a lost ground again after catching Azure Kite and Natsume making out?" Pi: "oh yeah" Khun: "Location, Location, Location" Haseo: "I am the Terror of Death"

Ovan: "Really I thought you were Haseo?" Yata: "He's also the Key of the Twilight" Pi: "and a Epitaph User" Khun: "Don't forget a PKK'er" Sakubo: "and a Guild Master" Alkaid: "not to mention an Arena Emperor" Endrance: "A soul mate" Matsu: "Folset's chosen one" Haseo: "Shut up d### it!" Pi: He's pulling an Ash Ketchum and we all know it" Haseo: "Hey Kite why are you still hiding from Natsume?" Kite: "..." Haseo: "If your hiding because she's a stalker the I can understand" Kite: "..." Haseo: "Say something D### it!" Kite points behind Haseo, Haseo turns to see Endrance and Natsume behind him. Endrance: "My beloved I have found you after you vanished from the Forest of Pain" Natsume: "Tri-Edge!" Haseo: "Oh, that's why" The two were chased off into the sunset by their stalkers, never to be seen again.