Orders

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Op Boredom Lash – Orders 19/12/2008

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Prelims Security of O-Group • Ensure you are in a safe location before disseminating the rest of these orders. • Orders are not to be printed; NO HARD COPY IS TO EXIST. • Orders are not to be stored on hard drive. ENSURE FILE IS DELETED ONCE READ. • Actions on En seen - Exit application immediately. Last resort destroy computer. • Sentries are provided by A Coy Norton Anti-Virus and 3 Tp Windows Defender Admin Attached: • Civilian Liaison Officers • Elements of RWxY • 1x LURCH Weather • Better than Exeter, but cold enough to need a semi before SOME of the photos • Last Light – 1613hrs • First Light – 0817hrs • Tide Times – Low Tide : 1653hrs – High Tide: 2309hrs • Visibility – Progressively hazier as night progresses • Moon State –Full moon(s) likely Task Org • Troops to be placed in mixed sections with commanders appointed. Ground • To the N - Dartmoor • To the S - Sea • To the E & W - Familiar Concrete jungle, as per previous Ops. • See map in detail for known Objs and likely En locations. Situation En Forces – Strength • Hoes – Pl (-) strength • Task Force BF – Sec (+) Loc • •

Outposts observing all alcohol refueling points All outposts are known to have in-depth positions

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Variety of Biological Weapons (STI’s) CQB purse and bag 81mm Fist

Equip • Long Range Stiletto Transport • Sophisticated Camouflage known as “NOT VERY MUCH” to blend in with civpop DF’s • Task Force “BF” are known to operate 81mm fist with varying degrees of accuracy as night progresses. • They have been tasked to provide DF’s on outposts and as Final Protective Fire. Air/Aviation • Mark 1 Hefers being deployed from top of poles armed with Penetrating Inorganic Explosive (P.I.E.) rounds Morale • Variable due to time of Month Objs • To strengthen their numbers by rapid reproduction with the local population • To cache alcohol in case of Task Force BF abandonment, known locally as “Dumping” NBC • Severe threat from Gonoheera and Syphilis • Minor threat from Crabs Future Intentions • To use cache threat as ambush location on local population Friendly Forces 2up Intent – To destroy the MDP loc at the Plymouth Gin Distillery 1up Intent - locate and fix the “Plymouth Hoes” and destroy their alcohol caches situated in AOR Flanking Forces – 131 Cdo Eng 300 Tp to West and D Coy 6 Rifles to the East Fire Plan outline – Fire support to be supplied HMS Lambs Rum Air/Avn – Wing men to counter Mark 1 Hefers Mission 1 Plymouth Bros (us) is to ambush Plymouth Hoes in Objs Cuba, Blush and Roundabout iot dominate their key terrain. Be prepared to counter NBC threat and repel enemy advances Execution -CONFIDENTIAL-

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Concept of Ops Intent It is my intent to seize and destroy all caches by dominating key Plymouth hoe terrain in a 3 phase operation SoM – 3 Phase Op Move to TAOR from individual assy areas. • Ph 1 – Pl rehearsals around the FUP area. To be in FUP by 1755hrs. • Ph 2 - Acclimatisation. In order to successfully infiltrate the En forces we need to be in the same drunken frame of mind and suitably fed. • Ph 3 - CTR (Christmas Totty Recce) in the Union Street area. ME Lies with the infiltration of Plymouth Hoes Msn’s and Tasks 1, 2 & 3 Sects be prepared to conduct assault, recce, securing and banter tasks, to include: • Phase 1: Cohesion through bonding and shared hardship experience. • Phase 2: Acclimatisation through local food and copious drinks. Sub missions and tasks to be delivered on the night. • Phase 3: Infiltration of En Forces. Co-ord Instrs Timings • No move before – 1700hrs • FUP –1755hrs • H-Hr 1815hrs • Obj Secure 0500hrs • Rehearsals – After O-group at GR SX488539 Phase 1: • 191755DEC In FUP (Smeaton’s Tower - Hoe) • 1758hrs Festive Spirit • 1800 - 1815hrs Orders • 1815hrs Pl Rehearsals. • c.1840hrs Depart for Phase 2 Ops. Phase 2: • 1850hrs Arrive at Gog & Magog (Spoons - Barbican) • 1930hrs Commence eating, having had a few drinks. • 2100hrs Latest Departure time for Studentville. - Conduct night’s msns and tasks. • c.2359hrs Tasks complete. -CONFIDENTIAL-

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Phase 3: • c.190001DEC Move to Union Street for Phase 3 • c.0005hrs -> Phase 3 and local female tasks. • c.0500 Objs Secure ReOrg / Replen - Goodbodies. Prelim move FUP Routes OOM Markings Actions in FUP Sy -

GR SX477538 – Smeatons Tower - Self assigned from own assy area. Elite to arrive first. FUP will be marked by a large red and white tower. - ‘Prepare’ for Photo. All troops are to be vigilant

Control Measures: LD - Southern Edge of Hoe grassed area. Axis - Starting SOUTH and moving through E, N, and SW as op progresses. Bdrys - In line of sight of own troops. Rate of Adv - Best speed, considering harsh conditions. LOE. - As far as she’s prepared to go. FirePlan: Direct: Pris

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Spirits Beers Cider Girly Drinks ARE NOT TO BE USED - Only to be discharged in toilets.

Surprise and Security: CSCM: - Communications to be restricted (mobile/FB silence until 192300DEC) Deception: - Lie to Hoes. NBC: States - LOW unless Hoes previously exposed to RM. Reporting - Verbal / Mobile on sight of RM. Detection Plans - Observe individuals exuding arrogance and excessive vanity. ReOrg Instructions: Arcs - As allocated Anti Tank Plan - Do not pull big girls, there is no ‘A’ in ‘FIT’. Locs - Goodbodies Actions On: PW - Bag, Tag, and then if necessary tap and rack (as per Amsterdam convention). Eff En Fire - BOLT! Civs and Refs - Mingle if fit. (or if task related) SUMMARY: -CONFIDENTIAL-

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We will be conducting a 3 phase Operation with the primary focus being on enjoyment. There will be many tasks and challenges along the way involving nudity, bonding & phys; all of which will require photographic evidence. Phase 1 is to bond troops of all cap badges. Lash phase is to conduct the banterous missions and tasks. The final phase, is so you can ‘trap off’! SERVICE SUPPORT: SOP Variations: Dress - Best Trapping Rig (To include Shirt and SHOES, to ensure entry) Eqpt - Beret, Stable Belt, Xmas decoration (think fig leaf!), Towel, CASH!!! (for Civvies - Bowler Hat and Leather Belt) Wpns - To be made safe prior to event to ensure longevity in Phase 3 Ops! Veh Loading - Taxi Ranks Log Sp: From ‘Spoons through to Goodbodies, Log Sp will be provided in exchange for cash. Med Plan: Loc CASEVAC Med Pack Morphine

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Derriford (in extreme stupid circumstances) Fireman’s Carry to secure Loc. NONE - TC and ‘Man-Up’ to be conducted until fit to continue. In Lieu of Morphine, alcohol.

ES: Sort your OWN kit/lives out! COMMAND AND SIGNAL: HQs: Locs - At the heart of Banter Altn Comd - None, so pipe down, fresh! Comms: SECURE FACEBOOK AND MOBILE COMMS ONLY!!! Codes: Codewords: Phase 1 - Grandma Phase 2 - Roadrunner Phase 3 - Kissyfer Nicknames: Hoes - Splits RM - Fags Task Force BF - Twats SYNCHRONISE Just DON’T be late. -CONFIDENTIAL-

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QUESTIONS

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