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aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time. always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got. are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns. are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances. are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right.

If you begin to understand what you are without trying to change it, then what you are undergoes a transformation. (Jiddu Krishnamurti 1895-1986) If you believe everything you read, don't read (chinese proverb) If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death...you are more blessed than three billion people in the world. If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs and blaming it on you - perhaps you have underestimated the seriousness of the situation. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped. If you can't control the wind, adjust your sail. If you can't convince them, confuse them. (Harry S. Truman) If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century. If you can't say something nice, become a reporter. If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd. If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. (Dale Carnegie) If you could kick the person responsible for most of your troubles in the backside, you wouldn't be able to sit down for two weeks. If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice! If you depend on others to make you happy, you will be endlessly disappointed. If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened if you had done it. (Ashleigh Brilliant) If you don't have time to do it right, you must have time to do it over. If you don't know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere. (Henry Kissinger) If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there. If you don't like something about yourself, change it. If you can't change it, accept it. (Ted Shackelford) If you don't like the road you're walking, pave another one. (Dolly Parton) If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again. If you don't love, you can't live; if you don't live, you can't love. (Jason Benson) If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. If you don't want your children to hear what you're saying, pretend you're speaking directly to them. If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy but the mud will never get glovey. If you ever need a helping hand, there is one at the end of your arm.

If you find a four-leaf clover, it means you have entirely too much time on your hands. If you gave me something I need more than you do, you've given me a gift; If you've given me something you need more than I do, you've gifted me with love. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. If you give 100%, God will make up the difference! If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. (Zig Zigler) If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead, and a place to sleep...you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace...you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy. If you have much, give of your wealth; if you have little, give of your heart. (Arab proverb) If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. (Bette Davis) If you haven't all the things that you want, be thankful for all the things that you don't have that you didn't want. If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

If you have the desire, you are halfway there. (E. Crique) If you have time to worry, you have time to pray. If you judge people, you will have no time to love them. If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places. (Andrew Mason) If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. If you love something set it free....If it comes back to you it is yours, if it doesn't than it was never meant to be. If you only have the Word, you will dry up. If you only have the Spirit, you will blow up. But if you you have the Word and the Spirit, you will go up and grow up. If your vision doesn't scare you, then both your vision and your God are too small. (Brother Andrew) If you set the example, you won't need to set many rules. (Mama Zigler) If you step in a puddle, don't blame the puddle. If you still have the courage after loosing all , you can be rest assured that you have not lost everything. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. (Mark Twain) If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. ( Red Adair, when asked what his fee was for extinguishing oil well fires after the Gulf war.) If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. If you think you're getting too much government these days, just be happy that you're not getting all you are paying for. If you treat a man as he is, he will remain as he is; if you treat him as he ought to be and could be, he will become as he ought to be and could be. (Goethe) If lot If If If

you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a of times. you understand something today, it must be obsolete. you wait to have kids until you can afford them, you probably never will. you want a thing well done, do it yourself. (Charles Haddon Spurgeon)

If you want breakfast in bed, then start sleeping in the kitchen. If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. (Abigail Van Buren) If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody. (Chinese proverb) If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road. (Charles Farr) If you want to be well liked never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others. If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy. (Robert Marlowe) If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? (Stephen Levine) If you will always insist that you are right, people will think that there is something wrong with you. (Melchor F. Cichon) If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people. (Oriental Proverb) If you woke up this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week. If you your lips would keep from slips, Five things observe with care: Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how and when and where. Free perfume of your choice! Perfume giveaway.

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