The MRG Company presents….
‘Professional Retribution Services’
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Affordable, legal, fun and effective retribution!
WANTING REVENGE IS AS NATURAL AS TAKING IN AIR! Let’s face it! Everybody wants revenge at some point in their lives when they have been horribly wronged or mistreated! The act of such has been around since the beginning of mankind, transcending cultures and religions alike. So, why in our society of civilized cultural beings do we, as a society look down upon the act of obtaining retribution? There Is A Right Way and a Wrong Way to Obtain Retribution! THE WRONG WAY * Lashing out too soon Taking action against one whom you feel has caused you pain immediately (or, almost immediately) following the slight, all too often causes you to act with streamlined, tunnel vision; whereas, a little healing time, a cool head and a better perspective of the matter may allow you to realize that you have not been ‘slighted’ after all (at least not by the individual originally thought to be the offender) As long as karmic rules still apply, all offenses do not require any action on your behalf. A little time takes care of most matters. * Overkill We, as a people, believe in societal retribution! Our system of laws and punishment bear witness to this fact. So, even if one extracts some well-deserved retribution on a well-deserved offender, society may not smile at the actions but it does accept them. The point where these well-deserved acts become distasteful to the point where the acts themselves have become offensive, is when the extent of your retribution does not match the extent of the offense. Let the punishment fit the crime! THE RIGHT WAY * Take a moment, breathe, then act When you have been hurt by someone, take a moment before taking any action. Do all that you can to forgive and allow the healing process to begin to run its course. Then, and only then, will you be ready for the right way to obtain retribution! This is where The MRG Company comes into the picture. We analyze all of the information that you provide us and then determine the best way for you to obtain the retribution that you deserve! Next, we research the offender using our various resources and develop the best Plan of Action that will leave the offender feeling the same emotions that you experienced when he/she hurt you--and allows you to acquire your retribution.
Affordable, legal, fun and effective retribution!
THE JUSTICE: Revenge. This is the primary motivation of older, more primitive systems of thought such as those expressed in the Old Testament, the Koran and what is found in various tribal cultures. The principle here is "an eye for an eye." THE RELEASE: Deterrence. If the punishment is severe enough, people won’t commit the offense. THE CURE/THERAPY: Rehabilitation. The idea is that criminals and other hurtful people need moral and vocational education so they can do better in society. The MRG Company is the justice, the release, and the cure. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------“How do we do what we do??” 1. You provide us information on the offender and what he/she or the company did to you! 2. We analyze the data and develop a Plan of Action that will leave your offender feeling exactly how you felt when you were hurt. 3. We put your Plan of Action into action! How do we do this? The Plan of Action which we will provide to you is an actual customized report filled with actions that can be taken against your offender for your retribution! Included in this report is our own offer to pull a professional prank on your offender-customized just for your particular situation! At the end of the prank, your offender will be left feeling exactly what you felt that day he or she hurt you, VICTIMIZED! Ideally, he/she will feel sorry for his/her sins!
“Allow us to develop a customized, well-thought out and professionally-delivered PRANK on your offender! We will film the whole thing and provide you a copy! ” Fun……Legal…..Effective…..N one gets hurt (so, no bad karma)…Act Now”