The Penis Song Written and performed by Eric Idle Arranged by Joseph M. Rozell
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to own
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world's
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snake,
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piece
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of pork, your wife's best friend Your
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slip
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your sock,
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stick you in
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the dock, And you
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for your one - eyed trou - ser
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come
back
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your cock.
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wrap it up in rib - bons. You can
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