Mind Your Language

Mind Your Language There were 4 guys Rahul, Ajay, Manav and Vijay were strolling down the road when they found a small bottle of wine. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that they had released him , the genie said, “Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, and then your wish will come true.” Rahul ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted “Wine”. The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. Rahul was ecstatic. Next came Ajay. He did the same and shouted, “Vodka” and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. Manav jumped and shouted, “Beer”. The last of them was Vijay. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he stepped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,

“Shit!!!!!!!………” Moral of the story: Mind your language; you never know what it will land you in