Memon Joke
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MEMON DAY Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rupee ka. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka mileega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I�m here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D
1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA! 1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Memon ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna�!! Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:) A Memon called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. Memon: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Ghafoor Bhai Died". Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! Memon: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... . Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale . Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana. Teen Dost Tha Phela Pathan Dusra Panjabi Or Tesra Memon Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha Too App Log Kasa Daite Ho Too Phela Dost Pathan Bola:
Ka Hum Khali Maidan Ma Ja Kar Gol Daira Banataa Ha Or Asman Ma Paisa Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa Daira Ka Bhair Jata Ha Woo Zakat Kartta Ha Or Joo Andar Houta Ha Woo Humara Houta Ha Phir Punjabi Na Bola: Ka Hum Aik Lakir Kachtta Ha Or Paisa Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa Left Hand Par Jatta Ha Woo Zakat Karta Ha Or Joo Right Hand Par Woo Humara Phir Memon Dost Sa Poucha Ka Woo Kasa Karta Ha Too Memon Ne Kaha: Astag-Firullah App Log Assay Zakat Kartay Ho Yea Lakir Fakir Keya Ha Hum Khali Maidan Ma Jatta Ha Or Paisay Asman Ma Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa Asman Ma Gheya Woo Zakat Ka Or Joo Paisa Necha Aaya Woo Humara Ak MEMON ko Jin charh gaya , 3 din baad Jin khud ek Aalim k paas gaya aur bola, Aalim sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhoka hi mar jaon ga Shadi me 1 memon bahut der tk khata raha, Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy? Memon: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya kron card me lkha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha. EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN MEMON NE JAWAB DIYA MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Memon:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA! 1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Memon ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna�!! Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:) A Memon called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. Memon: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Ghafoor Bhai Died". Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! Memon: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... . Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale . Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana. Teen Dost Tha Phela Pathan Dusra Panjabi Or Tesra Memon Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha Too App Log Kasa Daite Ho Too Phela Dost Pathan Bola:
Ka Hum Khali Maidan Ma Ja Kar Gol Daira Banataa Ha Or Asman Ma Paisa Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa Daira Ka Bhair Jata Ha Woo Zakat Kartta Ha Or Joo Andar Houta Ha Woo Humara Houta Ha Phir Punjabi Na Bola: Ka Hum Aik Lakir Kachtta Ha Or Paisa Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa Left Hand Par Jatta Ha Woo Zakat Karta Ha Or Joo Right Hand Par Woo Humara Phir Memon Dost Sa Poucha Ka Woo Kasa Karta Ha Too Memon Ne Kaha: Astag-Firullah App Log Assay Zakat Kartay Ho Yea Lakir Fakir Keya Ha Hum Khali Maidan Ma Jatta Ha Or Paisay Asman Ma Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa Asman Ma Gheya Woo Zakat Ka Or Joo Paisa Necha Aaya Woo Humara Ak MEMON ko Jin charh gaya , 3 din baad Jin khud ek Aalim k paas gaya aur bola, Aalim sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhoka hi mar jaon ga Shadi me 1 memon bahut der tk khata raha, Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy? Memon: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya kron card me lkha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha. EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN MEMON NE JAWAB DIYA MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Memon:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
