Meeting Each Other

Untitled Seth Rogen/ Elisha Cuthlbert Comedy

*cut to a restaurant, afternoon in Florida , Eric and his friends are sitting at one table, Emily and her friends are issitng at another table* Eric : This is awesome, Emily and I will Nick : So are ya nervous? Eric : No, not really John : Hey, aren’t both your families gonna meet each other? finally be married within a few motnhs Dave : Yeah, Im glad for you guys Eric : Thanks Eric : Yeah Matt : Ya gonna live through that?

Eric : Of course, what do ya mean Matt : I mean your family is like a bunch of nust and do crazy stuff with each other and theyre zany, her family is like a reality show version of The Godftaher movies and Goodfellas Eric : *laughs* Yeah, like I don’t already know that *cut to Emily and her friends* Emily : I cant wait! This is so exciting! Eric and I will finally be married in a few months Becca : I know! Its so exciting

Kim : Ive been married for a year and it is quite amazing we have the most romantic times together Laura : Girl, this will be awesome Emily : I cant wait I feel like a giddy little girl! Kim : I felt the same! *cut to the next scene Eric and Emily are at the apartment in which they live together* Eric : Oh, Emily, this will be a great experience

Emily : Yeah it’s great Eric : Just wait till my family meets yours! Emily : I know they will love you! Eric : They’ll love you too *at the Tanner home Eric’s* Dan Tanner : Laura, how was your day?

Laura : Just great! *Diana, Eric’s sister comes in* Diana : Hey Mom, Dad

Dan : Hey, honey how was your day

Diana : Awesome Dan : You know whos coming next week right? Diana : The entire family? Dan : Just about , and Emily’s too

Diana : Awesome Laura : I cant wait Dan : Me neither

*the next day Eric and Emily are at the house* Eric : Emily, I cant wait! Emily : Me neither! *doorbell rings, its Uncle Ed and Edna with Rocko and his wife Shirley* Ed : Hey Eric! Edna : Hello, Eric, how’s my wittle bitty nephew Eric : Great and Im not wittle bitty anymore Edna : Oh right

Rocko : Hey Eric hows it goin my man? Eric : Just awesome, Rocko

Eric : Hey Emily Emily : Yes Eric : Have you met my cousin Rocko? Emily : I don’t think so hey *shakes his hand* Rocko : Im a huge Def Leppard fan Eric : I mean HA-UGE! He owns every album Rocko: Sure do, so that’s great Eric, that you’re getting married in a few months Eric : Thanks, yeah its really great and I LOVE Emily so much, she is the sweetest girl ever Emily : Ditto for me *they hug and kiss* Laura : Aw my little baby is growing up Rocko : Awesome Eric : Yup Rocko : I also have a very dirty mind Eric : I think we all do Rocko : Yeah Emily : So do I *doorbell rings* Emily : Oh no

*in comes Emily’s family* Jimmy Pearson, Emily’s brother : Hey Emily Emily : Hey Jimmy Don Pearson, her dad : Hey, Emily, Hey Eric Eric : Heeeeeeeeey Mista P!

Don : Yeah! Mista T!!!!!!!!! Wait unless, do you pity the fool? Eric : Nah only Mr. T does Don : Ok

Fran, her mom : Hey Emily, Eric Emily : Hey mom, is uncle Tony coming Fran : *sigh* Yes Tony , Emily’s uncle : Hey, Emily Emily : Hey Tony Lana, her aunt : Hey, how are ya Emily : Just great Lana : Awesome *doorbell rings* Bill Tanner, Eric’s older brother : Hey Eric, Emil! Eric ; Hey Bill!

Bill : Hey, so how is it> Eric : Great, Emily this id my older brother Bill Emily : Hey Bill Bill : Hey Emily Eric : He;s a big fan of comics and sci fi and stuff Bill : Yup, Im married too Eric : Yeah, his wife name is Leah *she comes in* : Hey Bill Bill : Hey Leah Leah : We have a son named Luke Bill : My first words to him were “Luke I am your father” *all laugh* Eric : Figures Bill : Yeah, come in Luke Luke Tanner, Eric’s nephew : Hey Uncle Eric Eric : Hey Luke, do you have a light saber you play with? Luke : Yes in the bathroom! Eric : EEEEEEEEEEGGGHHHHH,, don’t worry I played with a lightsaber in the bahroom too

Bill : I did all the time,

Eric: It was an actual one! And you played with it in your room! Bill : Right Eric : Yeah, well enough dirty talk, let’s move on Leah : Right, our dog;s name is Chewbacca Luke : STAR WARS IS MY FAVROTIE MOVIE!!! MY TOP 6 FAVORITE MOVIES ARE THE STAR WARS ONES!!! Bill : Mine too Leah : Mine too Rocko : Hey guys,, oh hey Bill Bill : Hey Rocko Rocko, Oh, this is Luke right? Bill : Yeah Rocko : Yeah *doorbell rings, Chad enters* Chad : HEY ROCKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Rocko : Hey Chadi-yo-yo sup? Chad : Not much Rocko : Awesome possum grasshoppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wooooooooooooooooo Chad : Cata-pillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rocko : Butta-flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Chad : Ok lets stop before we goet hoarse Rocko : Yeah

Chad : Hey, it’s the couple to be, Eric and Emily!

Eric : Hey Chad! Chad : Hey E-Roc Eric : Hey, hey Shirley Shirley : Hey Eric, congrats Eric : Thanks Emily : Thanks, where’s Diana? Eric : Oh she’ll be down in a minute *in Diana’s room* Diana ( on the phone ): Oh really? Oh my god! What? Oh I know! No I hate that witch, out of all the guys in school she chose a guy named Cedric? Like totally gag me with a spoon like he is not hot. I know, she did what? That witch! Yeah Cedric looks like Frankenstein on steroids, wait he IS Frankenstein on steroids!. Yeah, the rest of the family, and my future sister in law’s are here now, yeah , its awesome I cant wait, Eric is so sweet. Bill’s here too yeah, so is my nephew Luke. Yeah, I gotta go now, bye

*goes down stairs*

Diana : Hey guys! Eric : Hey Diana Diana : Hey! Emily : Hey Diana : Hey Rocko : Hey Diana Diana : Hey Rocko Chad : Hey Dan : I see we’ve all gotten together over here Laura : Hey, oh hello Luke Luke : Hey Grandma = Laura : Hey *doorbell rings. The grandparents, George and Margot enter* Margot : Hey Eric, Bill and Diana Eric :Hey George : Congrats on the engagement Eric and Emily : Thanks Margot : Hey Rocko and Chad

Rocko and Chad : Hey Grandma and Grandpa? Shirley : Hey Margot : Hello, Dan Dan : Hey Mom, Dad

Margot : Is Eric gay? George : MARGOT! No hes engaged!

Margot : To a man?

Dan : No, Emily Margot : Oh right

Geroge : Forgive her she has DBS symptoms Dan : DBS?

Geroge : Dumb Blonde Syndrome Dan : Oh well get that taken care of!

Margot : Is Bill a wookie? Is Diana a stripper? Diana : Hey Grandma, Grandpa!

Margot : Hello Diana *they finish greeting each other, we cut to Eric and Emily* Eric : Hey Emily, my family seems nice don’t they Emily : Nicer than mine

Eric : Yeah really Emily : So, is Bill that much of a Star Wars geek?

Eric : Yeah, my parents once told me that when he found out my mom was pregnant with me he wanted to name me Yoda Emily : Really? Yoda? Eric *in Yoda voice* Wanted to name me Yoda, he did!! *they both laugh*

Rocko : Hey Eric! Eric : Yeah Rocko?

Rocko : How ya like this?

Eric : Its awesome

Rocko : Alright! Eric : Yeah!!

Dan : Guys all of us are having dinner tonight at this house!

Rocko : Do we need chairs?

Dan : No we’ll be fine

Ed : Hey Rocko

Rocko : Yeah Dad?

Ed : That chick a few houses down has a sweet ass Edna : EDWARD! Ed : Right

Rocko : Yeah, its great Chad : This is awesome

Rocko : Yeah

Chad : Yeah *everyone’s at the dinner table*

Eric : This is great food, Mom! Laura : Thank you, honey Margot : Honey, do you have honey, I want it with some mustard Dan : No, sorry Eric : So Diana, hows your boyfriend?

Diana : Oh Adam, he’s great, really funny

Eric : Good Rocko : Has anyone here ever accidentally stumbled on to a porn channel?

Chad : Yeah I did once Rocko : Me too

Shirley : Yeah we did Rocko : Ok, just wondering Bill : Ive seen all six Star Wars movies more than any other movie, saw the second once like 5 times in theaters, Ive seen it oh about 100 times maybe Luke : I love Star Wars, its awesome!!! Leah : Yeah?!

Eric : Bill, don’t get your hopes up too miuch, youre the only Star Wars fan lucky enough to even get a girlfriend, or even have a kid

Bill : I know that and Im proud Rocko : No I mean, youre the first one I ever met who had ever gotten any Chad : Yeah Bill : Are you trying to tell me Im the only Star Wars fan ever to get laid?

Eric : Basically, yeah

*all laugh* Don : This is great, my daughter’s finally getting married! Fran : Yeah!! Jim : That’s great sis!

All : To Eric and Emily!! *clink glasses*

Eric : Thank you

Emily : Thank you

Rocko : Ya know? I was just thinking back to the old days of high school?

Diana : Im a senior, we did our prank recently

Rocko : What was it?

Diana : Well, see Adam thought of it cause he’s quite the prankster, umm well we did a few things in one big prank, see? Well in the lunchroom they have this big vat of greaes they put on the fries, well we poured grease on all the food items they had, then Adam’s parents gave us this thing with barbecue sauce in it, also put into the food, then on some of the teacher’s lunches we put laxatives in it , and then the teachers were farting everytime they walked it was HILARIOUS, but what was even funnier was was, well there’s this one guy named Cedric whos like really weird, and he’s on the football team, he’s a pretty buff, tall guy, but not the best player, so we gave him some Estrogen, and he went to the coach’s house, and we put a camera in the bedroom, and because he was on Estrogen, Cedric and the coach started doing it *all laugh*

Diana : That’s not the end of it, we broadcast it in the auditorium the next day and everyone was laughing their asses off, and the coach got FURIOUS!!! It was hysterical *all laugh*

Rocko : That’s great, yeah my friends, Chad and I did tons of pranks back then , including, letting pigs into the school, putting laxatives nito the football players’ food, all kinds of weird stuff Chad : Yup

Rocko : Oh the good ole dats Eric : We should all go to the mall sometime

Emily : That’d be awesome Diana : Id love to, Adam will love to see me there Dan : I’m sure he’ll love seeing us too Diana : Of course he will

*the next day , at the mall* Eric : Wow Emily : Yeah Rocko : Eric, Remember, when we used to come here and paint ou names in the ice skating rink Shirley : Ya’ll did Eric : Yeah I remember, those were the days *enter Adam Stein, Diana’s boyfriend* Adam : Hey everyone! Diana : Hey Adam, how are you?

Adam : Awesome, sweetie *they kiss*

Everyone else : Wooooooo Diana : Oh stop Adam : Oh, please let them be.

Rocko : Hey Adam, Ive heard a lto about you Adam : Hey, awesome You are? Rocko : Rocko, her and Eric’s cousin Adam : Oh yeah, Ive heard about you Eric : Yeah , Emily and I are getting hitched in a few months Adam : That’s freakin’ awesome!!!!!

Eric : Thanks!

Adam : Youre welcome! Eric : No problem Chad : Hey Rocko, wanna write our names in the ice skating rink? Adam : You can do that?

Rocko : We used to

Adam :Ah

Rocko : Sure, let’s do it! *they go do it, while the others are scattered around, Adam and Diana are at a store* Adam : That’s awesome, hey when they have kids you’re gonna be an aunt Diana : I am an aunt, you know our older brother Bill? Adam : Oh yeah, the guy that named his son Luke , and married a girl named Leah Diana : Yeah! The Star Wars obsessed one Adam : I know him

Diana : Awesome Adam : Then I can call you Aunt Diana and ask you to make me cookies Diana : *jokingly elbows him* Oh stop it

Adam : Hey look Its Jason and Danny! *walks up to them* Wassup buddies? What’s ahppenin

Jason : Hey Adam, how’s it goin?

Adam : Just awesome!

Danny : Adam, what’s up? Adam : Not much Diana : Hey guys

Both : Hey Diana Adam : You know? Her family’s here with us

Jason : Awesome! Diana : Yeah, Eric’s getting hitched!

Jason ,Danny : Congratulations! Awesome!! Diana : Thanks!!

Adam : Ah, this is awesome!!

Jason : Ha! Look someone’s spray painting their name in the skating rink Diana : Oh that’s my cousin Rocko

Danny : Ah

Adam : Man, Im hungry, wanna go to the food court?

Diana : Sure! *they all go, then they join a table where Eric, Emily, Rocko, Chad, Shirley, and Rocko’s high school friend, Frank Reston are* Adam : Hey guys Eric : Hey, what’s up? Emily : Who are the partners in crime? Adam : *laughs* This is Jason Anderson, and this is Danny Hoffman Them : Hey Emily : Hey!

Diana : Rocko, who’s that guy?

Rocko : Oh, this is Frank Reston, my partner in crime, in high school and college, and middle school too, and the last few years of elementary, we’ve known each other a long time

Frank : Yeah, we’ve done lots of crazy stuff together, Rocko may have told you. Ever heard the story about the students who got chicken feathers and glue on them? Adam : Yeah, that story’s hysterical!

Frank : That was us Adam : AWESOME!!!

Rocko : We also let pigs in the school, put laxatives in the football team’s food, the football team SUCKED at t the time, we wnet to the same high school , we gave them beer one time right before a game, that was hilarious. We let pigsi n the school, went to our first homecoming dressed as Chippendales, dressed up as women to school once, gave beer to the mascot Frank : Yeah this one time, we gave an elementary school bus the wrong directions to where thet were going ona field trip when the bus driver asked, the ended up crashing into a mall ,not this one, and when they found out, everyone got PISSED! *all laugh* •

a man about Jason, Adam, Diana and Danny’s age is seen wlaking with a girl, but much taller and beefier* Adam : Oh crap Diana : What?

Adam : It’s Cedric

Diana : Ewwww

Jason : What’s he doing here?

Danny : I don’t know!

Diana : There he is with that BITCH Brenda Thompson Adam : I hate her, what a SASSY attitude Jason : I know! Danny : Adam, do your Brenda impression

Adam : OK *snaps finger talks in high voice* Shut up, nitwit! I can date who ever I want, if you cant handle the fact that he looks like freakin’ Frankenstein on steroids, than you don’t know SHIT, dumbass

*all laugh loud*

Diana : That was awesome!

Adam : Thanks Brenda *walks over* Makin fun of me over here?

Adam : No we’re not, you ginormous sasshole! *all laugh again*

Brenda : Hmph! Well then! *walks away*

Rocko : Sounds like a complete a-hole Adam : Yup Eric : So, why is she a bitch?

Diana : Well, we used to be friends, but that was until I found out my ex-boyfriend was cheating on me with her!

Adam: See this was before me, she didn’t date Cedric Emily : *sarcastically* What a taste in men SHE has!

*all laugh*

Adam : Yeah one time, at lunch,, we put laxatives in Cedric’s food and we have him in the class after that, he was farting and with the bathroom for hours!

*all laugh*

Frank : That’s AWESOME!

Adam : Yeah!

*another guy is over heard yelling*

Eric : Oh no Adam : Who? Your Brenda and Cedric? Eric : Ha No! Its’ that creepy German guy who we don’t even know that yells all the time , yet he comes to us

Emily : Oh no! Not Fritz!

Rocko : Yeah it’s Fritz!

Shirley : Holy crap!

Frank : Id like to kick his weinerschnitzel *all laugh* *German guy walks over* German guy : (in subtitles : Well, hello we meet ere again ) Eric : Hey Fritz Emily : Oh, hi

Rocko : Hey Fritz.. Adam : Yo yo yo Fritz wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup my brother from a nother mother from Germany yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *all laugh* Translator : Hi, Im the translator

Chad : Hey Fitz’s translator

Translator : It’s Rupert Chad : Ok, hey Rupert

Shirley : Hey Rupert Fritz : ( in subtitles: You think Im a lunatic? Right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHH So hows it going? )

Rupert : You think Im a lunatic? Right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHH So hows it going?

Diana : Just fine Fritz *Rupert tells FRitz*

Jason : Hey, Fritz, there’s someone Id like you to meet Danny : Yeah Diana : Oh my god! You guys are TERRIBLE!!!!

Eric : Holy crap Fritz : ( in subtitles : Is it a guy or girl? ) Rupert : Is it a guy or girl?

Adamm : It’s a couple. BRENDA! CEDRIC! Diana : Oh no you are NOT!!!!! You are SO HORRIBLE, ADAM!!!! Adam : Heh heh Brenda : What do you want?

Adam : Brenda, Cedric, this is Fritz and Rupert Brenda : Eww two gay guys?

Adam : NO!!! Fritz is German, he only speaks German, and Rupert is the translator Brenda : Oh, a German and an American who enjoy each other’s weinerschnitzels? Adam : No *laughs* That was funny, actually, but no Fritz : ( in subtitles : Helloooo Brenda and Cedric, I reckon you are lovers? )

Rupert : Helloooo Brenda and Cedric, I reckon you are lovers? Brenda : Yeah we are

Rupert : Ah, well

Fritz : Ah! ‘ Adam : Hey Rupert tell him this *whispers something into his ears , then Rupert whispers in Fritz’s ears in German*

Fritz : ( in subtitles : Brenda, you are a nasty bitch, hwo has a bad taste in men and is a nasty woman )

Brenda : What the fuck?

Rupert : : Brenda, you are a nasty bitch, hwo has a bad taste in men and is a nasty woman

Brenda : What did you sya to me SHITZ? The others : oooooh

Fritz : ( in subtitles, yelling : ITS FRITZ NOT SHITZ!!! YOU CEDRIC!! YOU LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN ON TEROIDS AND I WANAN SACK YOU IN THE BALLS, TWIST THEM AND THEN ,

THROW YOU AND BRENDA INTO THAT FOUNTAIN! I HARDLY KNOW OYU BUT I DESPISE YOU! )

Rupert : : ITS FRITZ NOT SHITZ!!! YOU CEDRIC!! YOU LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN ON TEROIDS AND I WANAN SACK YOU IN THE BALLS, TWIST THEM AND THEN , THROW YOU AND BRENDA INTO THAT FOUNTAIN! I HARDLY KNOW OYU BUT I DESPISE YOU!

Brenda : Ok POOP-ert, you and your German friend here can stop calling me nasty names, and both you are ass holes, and Fritz, youre actin like a monkey from a tree

Adam : to others, Brenda still telling and xcussing in background as Rupert is telling this top Fritz in German and Fritz’s face is growing redder annd reder as he gets madder BEST FIGHT EVER!!!! Others : Ditto!!!

Brenda : YOU AND YOUR FOREIGN ASS BETTER QUIT!!! YOU BETTER QUIT YELLIN AND STUFF

Cedric : I wanan twist your balls, DOLPH LUNDGREN!!!! Adam : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HHHHH That is the BIGGEST SNAP IN THE HISTORY OF SNAPS EVER!!!

Fritz : *finally speaking English * I MUST BREAK YOU!!

*everyone gasps and OOOOOOOOOOH;s as Fritz and Rupert walk away, so do Brenda and Cedric*

Eric : That was AWESOME!!!

Others : YEAH!!!! Adam : Yeah *noise is heard* Adam : Wow check it out, KARAOKE! Eric : Awesome!

Rocko : Oh the many thignst hat could happen

Frank : Yeah

Jason : Wanna go sing?

Danny : Let’s do that!

Diana : Yeah! *they all go down there*

Adam : This guy is singing horribly

Jason : Yeah

*guy stops singing everyone boos*

Adam : Wanna all do it? The rest : Sure! *they all go up there, 99 Red Balloons starts playing*

Eric You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got Emily Set them free at the break of dawn 'till one by one they were gone Rocko : Back at base, sparks in the software Flash the message "something's out there" Frank: Floating in the summer sky Ninety nine red balloons go by *tempo goes upbeat as they all start dancing* Chad : Ninety nine red balloons Floating in the summer sky

Shirley : Panic bells, it's red alert There's something here from somewhere else Diana : The war machine springs to life Opens up one eager eye Adam : And focusing it on the sky The ninety nine red balloons go by Jason : Ninety nine decisions treat Ninety nine ministers meet Danny : To worry, worry, super scurry All : Call the troops out in a hurry This is what we've waited for This is it boys, this is war The President is on the line As Ninety nine red balloons go by Eric: Ninety nine knights of the air Emily: Ride super high-tech jet fighters Rocko: Everyone's a super hero Adam ( as William Shatner ): Everyone's a Captain Kirk Frank: With orders to identify

Shirley : To clarify and classify Diana: Scramble in the summer sky Jason, Danny : Ninety nine red balloons go by All : As ninety nine red balloons go by Adam ( as William Shatner this whole vesre) Ninety nine dreams I have had In every one a red balloon It's all over and I'm standing pretty In this dust that was a city If i could find a souvenir Just to prove the world was here And here is a red balloon I think of you and let it go

*song ends everyone cheers*

All : Thank you!

Adam : That was AWESOME!!

Jason : Yeah, Great Shatner

Adam : Thanks

*they go back home*

Frank : That was awesome,

Rocko : Yeah Dan : Hey guys, how was it? Eric : It was awesome Bill : Im sure it was Ed : Yeah, hey Frank

Edna : Oh hey Frank : Hey Mr, and Mrs, T Chad : Yeah hey

Laura : So what now? Emily : I don’t know

Eric : Bill , why did yoa nto go the mall?

Bill : Just didn’t feel like it today maybe I wil lanother time

Eric : You better

Bill : Yeha Luke: Ill come too! Adam :Ah Eric:Yeah

Diana : Oh what should we do now

Jason : I don’t know, hang out

Emily : Yeah *they all go to separate rooms*

Adam : You know, Eric? I think its awesome you and Emily are getting married Eric: Thanks, Adam, maybe you’ll be my brother in law some day Adam : Yeah, Diana’s awesome. I love how we have the same sense of humor Eric: Yeah, so do I Adam : So were you a prankster in high school in college?

Eric : Yeah, it was awesome, I did a lot. Yeah I did stuff with my friends Nick, Mitch Dave and john, our girlfriends were Emily and her friends

Adam : Yeah, Jason and Danny’s girlfriends are are freidns of Diana’s too

Eric : Yeah I know

Adam : How about Bill? What’s his story?

Eric: Oh Bill? Ok let me tell you. Bill is a Star Wars and sci fi FREAK. His wife’s name is Leah, just cause it sounds like Leia, and their son is Luke for the same reasohn, they’ve got a dog named Yoda

Adam : Haha, oh that’s hilarious. I like Star Wars too.

Eric: Hey so do I. Not as much as him though. I remember the wedding, her hair was like Princess Leia’s Adam : Wow, what was he like Eric: Oh just ina tux, but the preacher was dressed like Darth Vader, and did an impression too.

Adam : Haha *in Darth Vader voice* You may *breathes* kiss the bride

Eric : *laughs* Exactly Adam : You know, my cousin had two girlfriends, one he married, the other one.. Eric: What happened?

Adam : She just didn’t see anything in him Eric: She was blind? *both laugh* Adam : No *doorbell rings* Eric: Who’s that? *opens door* HEEY!!!

Dave : Hey, it’s the future groom! Matt : Yeah John : Hey everyone! Nick: Hey Adam : Hey guys Dave : Hey, Adam right? Adam : Yeah

*in other room*

Bill : So the best movie of all time is The Empire Strikes Back. I always wanted to be a storm trooper, I mean I was one for Halloween, but I actually wanna be one Leah : Thatd be cool

Bill : Yeah

*music plays, OMC’s “How Bizarre”* Eric : Oh man, I haven’t heard this in aforever Dave : It’s awesome, man

Mitch: Catchiest song ever Nick; Remember we used to annoy that girl with this song?

Eric: Oh yeah Adam : Someone didn’t like the song?

Eric : Not after we teased her with it. There was this girl in oen of our classes named Christina , forget her last name, but whenevr she got quiet and couldn’t think of anything the say, we snag this song to annoy her haha

Dave : How bizarre, how bizarre

All : Everytime I look around, it’s in my face

Emily: *walks in* Wow I have heard this song in what? 30 years>

Dave : Maybe

Mitch : Yeah Eric: But the best song of all time ism, drum roll *they make drum roll noises* All except Adam and Emily : PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY!!!!

Eric: oh Man, Its AWESOME

Emily: I know Dave : All the girls say Im pretty fly for a white guy

Mitch : Iam pretty fly for a white guy!

Eric: The fly that’s open on Nick’s pants?

Nick: Oops!!

Eric: Eww put that thing away!

Dave : Oh noooooooooooooooooo!

Mitch: Just walk that situation off Nick: Yeah, I will Eric: How bizarre, how bizarre

Adam : Everytime I look around its in…

Eric: My PANTS? *all laugh, still poking fun at Nick* Emily :Yeah Dave: Yeah, I think the missiles are positioned the wrong way

Mitch: Haha, NO PEEKING! *all laugh* Adam : Oh this is fun

Diana : Hey Adam, hwo is it? Oh hey guys?

Dave :: Hey Diana Adam : Just great

Jason: Holy crap, OMC? Adam : Yeah Danny : Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights!

*all laugh* Nick : All fixed

Adam : Wow

Eric: Yeah Eric: Remember when we saw The Offspring? That was awesome

Dave : Yeah, we stood up and jumped the entire time they did Pretty Fly For a White Guy Mitch: I swear that song has every element a song needs. Good beat, good lyrics and ROCK N ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Nick: Yeeeeeeeeeah!

Eric : Yeah

Dave : Alright, we gotta go now, see ya! Eric: Alright!! Adam : Those guys are awesome Eric : Yeah, hey we’re having a big family dinner tonight Adam : Really? Awesome Eric : Yeah, I dotn know if you wanna be there though Adam : Maybe not Eric : Yeah’

*latere that night* Laura: Eric, Diana, Bill, Emily, guess what? Eric : What? Dan : Charlie Benson’s coming over for dinner Eric : *laughs* Ha are you SERIOUS? Laura : Yeah I know. What you mean but come on Diana : He’s cool Eric: Yeah, but still, with Emily’s parents around Emily : What’s he like? Bill : Oh no, really? Dan : Yeah Eric: OH MY GAWD THIS FOOD IS FABULOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS *all laugh* doorbell rings* Laura: Oh that’s him *opens door* Hey Charlie! Charlie : OH my gawd, I swear this isl ike so totally awesome

Dan : Yeah

Eric : Hey Charlie Charlie: Oh my gawd, you and Emily are getting married, CONGRATULATIONS! Emily: Thanks Charlie : Oh my god, like I totally am ready for dinner Eric : Yeah right Diana : Eric, where’s Adam? Eric: He went home, didn’t know? Diana : Oh yeah, right! Eric: Yeah Bill : This is interesting Emmily : Yeah

Charlie : So, Laura what are you cooking?

Laura: Oh, we’re having burgers Charlie : EXCELLEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT Oh I wanna sing!!! “Tuuuuuuuuurrrrrn the beeeat aroooooooooooooooounnnnnnnnnnd ” Eric : Not already!

Diana : I know *doorbell rings again, Don and Fran Pearson* Don : Hey everyone Fran : Hey

Charlie: Hey, Im Charlie

Don : Hi Fran : Hi, we’re Emily’s parents Charlie : OOOOOH MY GAWWWWDD Don : What? Charlie : Oh nothing I randomly say that all that time Fran : Well we all do Emily: Hey Mom, Dad Fran and Don : Hey! *later that night at the table* Charlie : I wanna tell you a story about this guy at my work Eric : Oh no Charlie : Yeah, the other day he yelled at me cause I was playing Celine Dion too loud Eric : I would’ve yelled too

Charlie : See what I mean? Eric: Celine Dion sucks lollipops Diana : Old, rotten ones Don : So, how’s it going , Emily? Emily : Fine Eric : This is great, evryone’s here, we got burgers, its awesome

Charlie: So when’s the wedding? Emily : In a few months Charlie : Can I come? Eric: Yeah, but not as a bridesmaid *all laugh* Charlei: Anything before hand? Eric : Yes, arm *all laugh* Seriously, don’t know yet Charlie : Ok

Laura : Charlie how’s work? Charlie : Splendid

Dan : Awesome Diana : So, I heard you had an announcement to make Charlie : YEEEEEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaHHHH I got hired as a coach Eric: Of what? Ballet? Charlie : No, I dotn know yet, but its at Steelwood High Eric: STEELWOOD?!?!?!?! OUR RIVAL? Charlie : The job had already been taken at Sugarville High Eric: Wow

Diana : You’re be a coach for the Steelwood Sharks Eric : aka the Steelwood Shitstompers Charlie : Yeah, well

Eric They suck Charlie : They do?

Eric: Worst team ive ever seen Diana : No, nto yet Cedric’s making our team worse almost Eric: Oh him? Blech Diana : Yeah Charlie : Well, Ill see what I can do

Eric: Don’t make us look bad Charlie : I wont Eric: Awesome Bill : Charlie;’ swhat your favorite song?

Charlie : “Heat of the Moment” Eric : Holy crap Diana : Oh no Charlie : *singing* I NEVER MEANT BE SO BAD TO YOU Eric : We know it! Bill : Yeah Charlie: This food is fabulous Laura : Thank you! Dan : Thank you! Charlie : You’re welcome Don : This sure is quiet

Fran : Yeah Eric : Tomorrow will be an awesome day, because! It will be the day that we plan the big party, not the bachelor ones, just the pre-ones, band and everything

Everyone : Alright! *The next day* Eric: So about this party, what should we do Frank : It will be an awesome party Rocko ; Sure will!

Eric: We’ll invite ,friends, family, pets, etc. Emily : We need some entertainment Rocko : I could do some Eric : Nah, we know what happened at Cousin Amanda’s wedding Rocko: Come on, I killed! Eric : Bill, Diana and some others of us liked it, but some people walked out in the middle of it

Rocko : Yeah,so?

Eric : Ok, how about Matt? That guy would have a whole room laughing their asses off Emily : You’re right! He;d be great

Eric : Yeah, Ill ask him, this will be awesome Rocko : Yeah, it;d be great

Frank : What about a band?

Rocko: You’re right, we need a band Eric : Yeah Emily : Yeah , you guys could hold auditions Diana : Thatd be awesome Eric : Yeah! Rocko : We’ll hold iti n the gym!

Frank : Yeah PARTYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric : Hey Frank, gonna say Soul Patrol next? Frank : No Eric : Ok *next day, they hold auditions, Eric, Rocko, Frank, Matt and Adam are there judging* Eric : Ok, I brought in someone to help judge us, come on in!

*then enters….* Rocko: Simon Cowell?

Simon : Yeah, it’s me Eric : Lwt’s go

Eric : Our first auditioner is….Carl Hensley Carl?

Carl : Yes Rocko : How old are you? Carl : 60, but I like singing at my family’s wedding randomly when Ive had little much Frank : O…k go ahead Matt : What are you gonna sing? Carl : Theyre Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haa! Adam : Alright, then go ahead Carl : Remember when you ran away and I and got on my knees and begged you not to leave because Id go berserk

Well, you left me anyhow And then the days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind And, they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa They're coming to take me away Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men In their clean white coats And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa …..*stops*

Eric : Ok ok first off, what the heck?

Carl : You didn’t like it?

Rocko : No, I don’t mind that song, but that’s just too wacky, not what we’re looking for

Frank : We’re not looking for people who sings 60s novelty songs while drunk at family weddings Carl : I don’t always sing thos,e I just felt like it today, I wanan bet hew 60 year old William Hung

Matt : Well, you are

Carl : Great

Adam : In a bad way, Simon?

Simon : That was quite possibly the most ridiculous audition Ive ever seen that wasn’t on American Idol, theyre having a party and they want a band, with a good singer, not that

Carl : How would do describe that?

Simon : That was like you just came from an isnane asylum and came here, it was really BAD

*Carl walks out* Eric : NEXT!

*guy laughing* Eric ; oh no, Charlie?

Tom : NO, its Tom, im 26 and I want to peform at the party with a band

Eric : Go ahead

Rtom : MOVE YOURSELF, you always lived your life, never thinking of the future, prove yourself, you are the move you make, take your chances win See yourself

You are the steps you take You and you - and that's the only way Shake - shake yourself You're every move you make So the story goes Owner of a lonely heart Owner of a lonely heart Owner of a lonely heart Much better than the owner of a broken heart OWNER OF A LONELY HEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Eric : What the heck was that? That’s a godo song ,but that was the worst rendition

Rocko : I was alive when that came out , well I mean I was teenager, and I love it, but that was just horrible

Frank : You sound like a girl, almost, you’re the worst Matt : That was just about as good as getting a massage from your grandma after she got all sweaty *al laugh and go Oooooooooooh* I mean, it was HORRIBLE

Adam : Where’s that Carl guy by the way? He was better than you, wait actually… Simon : That was hideous. That was like something youd expect at a karaoke bar, some guy in the restraunt just decides go up and try to be good, you cnat try to be good. It didn’t have the wow factor, by the way who told you you were a good singer?

Tom : Everyone I know, oh andm yco –workers

Simon : Get new co workers and a new everyone you know

*all laugh Tom leaves*

*just then a rock band, with a bald lead singer walsk in, there’s a guitarist, a bass player, a drummer and a keyboardist*

Eric : Wow, an actual band

The singer : Yeah

Rocko: Whats your name?

Singer : Im Adam Rocko, itsm y stage name, my actual name is Adam Larson

Adam: Cool,Im Adam too Adam: Ah Frank: So what will you guys be singing, and whatst he band name

Joey :Urban Rainforest!!! Mitch : Cool, go ahead do your stuff Adam : Ok, we’re gonna do Shimmer b yFuel; Adam : love that song, go ahead *band starts playing* Adam : *singing* She calls me from the cold Just when I was low, feeling short of stable And all that she intends And all she keeps inside, isn't on the label She says she's ashamed And she can take me for a while And can I be a friend, we'll forget the past But maybe I'm not able And I break at the bend We're here and now, but will we ever be again 'Cause I have found All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade Away again *during this Eric, Rocko, Frank, Mitch, Adam and Simon starts rockin to the song*

*then the upbeat ROCK YER BVUTT OFF part comes on* She dreams a champagne dream Strawberry surprise, pink linen and white paper Lavender and cream Fields of butterflies, reality escapes her She says that love is for fools that fall behind And I'm somewhere in between I never really know A killer from a savior 'Til I break at the bend We're here and now, but will we ever be again 'Cause I have found All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade Away again It's too far away for me to hold It's too far away.... Guess I'll let it go *song ends., the rest CHEER* Eric : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq! Now THAT is what I call a band THAT was AMAZING beyond words, THAT’s what we need! THAT’S IT RIGHT THERE!!! Rocko: UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! Frank : That was beyond awesome, that sdouns like a song to get drunk to a party that was AWESOME!!!!

Matt : If I had a lighter, I would’ve flicked it and waved it, AWESOME!!!!

Adam : Simply AWESOME, AWEOSME, AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME,AWESOME,AWESOME,AWESOME, AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

Simon : Best yet by far Eric : YOU’RE PERFORMING AT THE PARTY!!!!!

Urban Rainforest: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY YYYYYYY!!!!!

*after that day at home* Eric : Man, that band was awesome!!! Find their number! Rocko: Alright!

Emily : Who’s the band? Eric: Urban Rainforest Emiyl: Ewwwww is that some easy listening soft rock band rhat everyone will hate? Rocko: No, itheyre this hard rock/metal type band, theyre really awesome

Emily: Ah Frank Maybe they should hcnage their name , that name doesn’t sound metal Diana : Yeah, Urban Rainforest sounds like the name of some… shampoo or fragrance

Eric: Yeah it does Emily : Find their number

Eric : Yeah . I guess I have to think of some names Diana :I bet they were awesome, though Eric : They were! Bill: Suggest the name Starship Enterprise! Eric : No, Bill, thatll make them look like the second coming of Devo Rock o: I like Whip It

Eric : So do I, but you know what I meant Chad : Yeah, I cant wait!

Rocko: Me neither! Frank : Yeah those guys rock *Eric dials phone number*

*Adam Larson picks up phone* Adam : Hey Eric ; Hey, ist Eric the guy form the audition Adam : Oh yeah! You! So yeah, what do you need?

Eric : Umm ,m y soon to be wife Adam : So that’s what this is for? Awesome! Congrats! Eric : Yeah, the patry before the bachelor and bachelorette parties Adam : Ah Eric : Yeah, well she though your band name sounded too much like an easy listening soft rock band everyone will hate Adam :Yeah , we were always kinda iffy on that name, it doesn’t even fit us, oen of the band members’ gay co-workers thought it up Eric : Sounds like it, so how about a new name Adam : Yeah , like what?

Eric : The Pistols? Adam : Sounds great, any other ideas? *in the background* Bill; STARSHIP ENTERPRISE!!!!!

Adam : Huh? Eric : Nevermind, my geeky OLDER brother whos in his 30s wanst the new name to be Starship Enterprise Adam : Doesn’t sound bad, but yeah too geeky

Eric : So The Pistols?

Adam : Yeah!!! Sounds great!

Eric “ Alright! Bye

Adam : Bye

*they both hnag up phones* Eric : THE PISTOLS IS IT!!!! Emily : Alright, MUCH COOLER NAME! Eric: Yeah! Diana : Alright! Eric : Yeah Adam: Let’s go to a restraunt Eric: Yeah! *Eric, Emily, Adam, Diana, Rocko, Chad and Frank are at a restraunt* Eric : Alright, I love this place Emily : Yeah

Waitress: Hi, my name is Lacey how are you? Eric : Great Lacey: What drink would you like to order?

Eric : Oh Ill have a DR. Pepper Emily : Me too Adam : Ill have root beer Diana: Ill have Coke Frank: Ill have some Budweiser Rocko: I second that Chad: Ill third that Lacey : Ok, two Dr. Peppers, one root beer, one coke, three Budweiser

All : Yup! Lacey: Okay!

Eric: Ah that sounds fun Emily : Yeah, I haven’t been here in ages Rocko: I remember the first time we came here Adam : How long has this place been open? Diana : I don’t know Emily : I don’t know either, I think maybe over 40 years Eric: Yeah cause they’ve remodeled it a couple times I know

Rocko: Yeah its great Frank : This place, Mosnter Lounge, is awesome Adam : Yeah its the hangout Diana : Sure is Little Kid : MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do you get usch a bog cup a get these little ones? Mom: Cause youre a young boy Little Kid; Im 10!!!! Ima double digit age!!! I should be allowed to have big glasses not little ones Eric : Why is he whining about his cup?

Emily : I don’t know *waiter comes in* Waiter: Hey Im Dan Reston….HEY GUYS!!!

Frank: Hey Dan. What’s up?

Dan : Not much Eric: You’re a waiter here now Dan : Yeah I am Eric; Cool Dan : Its not the only place Ive worked though

Eric: Really? Where else Dan : Oh I worked at this electronics store once called Electronic Town Emily : Ive been here it’s cool

Dan : Yeah I got fired Rocko: Why? Dan : Cause this customer was being an idiot, she was like “Oh umm is a DVd like a CD with a movie on it? Like is that a TV , like is it like, ya know like, whats this right here is it like a TV? That box that shows things” I was like “YES YOU DUMBASS. NW GET OUT OF MY STORE”, then the girl complained to m yboss and I get fire,d all cause some CHICK WAS BEING A DUMBASS Frank : Ha well, that’s too bad Dan : Then I worked at ANOTHER electronics store I was there for a while it was called Electronics Ahoy I think Eric: It was run by PIRATES? Dan : laughs No, that was just the name

Eric : Ah I see what happened?

Dan : Oh I loved it, I just decided to work here when Murph gave me the job here?

Frank : Wait,MURPH?

Diana: Oh, MURPH Adam : You guys know Murph? Eric: Yeah

Rocko: Hell yeah! He’s was our other buddy in high school and college, well we had lots but we wree the three troublemakers, me Frank and him, and Chad, so 4.

Chad: Yeah Dan : Want me to bring him here? All : Yeah!

*Murph walks out, hes aboyt 6’5 very tall, * Murph: Hey guys, how are ya>?

Rocko: Awesome! Frank You work here?

Murph: Im the manager

Rocko: Wow Eric: Wow the manager at Monster Louge that’s great

Murph: I hired and kept Dan cause he said I was the only one who could put up with his hsit that he kneew, besides his manager at Electronics Ahoy! Adam: Awesome, that’s great Dan : Wait, you guys wanna order Murph: Ok, take their orders, come back. Have them cook, and you sure the food, we dotn need Roger to serve them the food.

Dan : Why not?

Murph: Are you kidding me, you think I want a 30 year old guy who collects comic books has a lot of pimples, has red hair and has never had sex serving these guys? COME ON! Dan : Oh yeah, whyd you hire him in the first place Murph: I don’t know, he said he was looking for a job, I hired him , he’s nice but he’s a little kooky

Dan : So? We’ve all had a lot of kooky things Murph: Sure, like Frank for example Frank: Oh geez….

Dan : Are you trying to tell me aobut the time he picked up that Asain prositute only to find out it was a man?

Frank : he was hot as a woman!

Murph: Yeah, but as a man he was ugly as sin Frank : Oh right

Murph : So yeah, take their orders Murph: Don’t even ask about that night we got drunk in Germany, THAT was…ugghhh

Dan : Anyways, what do you guys want? Eric: Ill have a burger, everything on it

Emily: Ill have a burger too Adam : Ill have oooh these chicken wings look really good Dan : Theyre awesome Adam : Alright!

Diana : Ill have some of this chicken sald

Dan : Ok and I know what you guys want Rocko, Frank and Chad: RIIIIIIIIIIIIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! BBQ!

Dan : Yup! Ok *goes back*

Dan : Got them

Murph: Rocko, Frank and Chad ordred ribs right? Dan : Yeah

Murph: Hey Roger!

Roger : Yes sir!

Murph: Do you have that bigger cup for that 10 year old yet?

Roger: Yeah Murph: Don’t break it!!!

Roger : Ok Murph: Just wait, youll hear a breaking sound Dan : Yeah

*breaking sound is heard as kid strats whining*

Murph: CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!! *him and Dan hi-five*

Eric: That must be Roger

Emily : Yeah Eric : I cnat wait for the party

Emily : I know!

Adam : We should get waiters and stuff Eric: Roger can wait the kids; table

*all laugh* Frank: We should get Dan and Murph there, maybe Rocko: We will

Eric: Matt will be awesome Adam : The Steins have some comedic genes, good ones Diana: Matt is your brother??!?!?!?

Adam : Yup he is Diana : I never knew that

‘Adam : Yeah Ive known Eric for a long time Eric : Oh yeah, Ive known all those guys forever

Adam : Yeah Eric: Cool, a jukebox Emily : Play Pretty Fly For a White Guy Eric ;YESS!!!!! I will if its on there *goes up to jukebox and picks the song, then comes back*

Eric: I also picked How Bizarre

Emily: Awesome

Adam : Are those songs really your top two? Eric: Well, definetly Pretty Fly For a White Guy first,m How Bizarre is in the top 10

Rocko: Cool

Adam : Rocko, Frank, chad whats you guys and Murph’s favorite song? Rocko: Maybe Pour Some Sugar On Me Frank: YEAH!!! Chad: Definitely that, or Rock of Ages, or Renegade Rocko: I will say this “Renegade” is an underrated classic Styx song,. Very popular, but no Mr. Roboto

Frank : Yeah Renegade is AWESOME Adam: I like that one too!

Eric: Awesome, I was afraid youd say something like , I don’t know,Afternoon Delight

Frank: That one’s good when you’re drunk

Chad: Yeah Rocko: Keep in mind we were teens during the 80s and in college too Chad: Oh yeah and Wanted dead or Alive Them:YES!!!! Rocko: Yeah, Bon Jovi,GREAT song Eric: I like that one too Chad: and also “Baby Got Back” is a CLASSIC Rocko: One of the great tunes of the 20th century Frank: Sure as hell is! Adam : I have a lot of favorite songs, but Ill have to mine is Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Diana: Another great one!

Eric: You what I wanna do? Have The Offspring play at the wedding? Adam : You mean you wanna Pretty Fly For a White Guy play while everyone you know dancing at the reception Eric: Yes, it will be awesome Emily: We’ll see about that Diana : I wanna have Boulevard of Broken Dreams at the wedding Adam : Me too, or the Hawaii Five O theme Rocko: Thatd be hilarious Frank : Yeah, I remember you had Pour Some Sugar On Me at your wedding, I, of course had Hungry Like the Wolf Chad: Yeah, Murph had a western themed wedding and had Wanted Dead Or Alive, I had Baby Got Back

Eric: Oh yeah I remember Rocko: Remember Cousin Amanda’s wedding?

Chad: Oh yeah, everyone hated you Eric: Except a few yeah Diana : They all liked it until you started telling that one story about her Rocko: You mean that “opposite of The Crying Game” story

Chad: Yeah that was HILARIOUS Eric: Yeah the dude was lady!! Diana: Yeah, the penis was a sock with baseballs and tennis balls in it Adam : Are you fucking serious? Diana : Yeah Adam : HA! Rocko: They ALMOST had sex Chad: Yeah, didn’t they divorce after that? Rocko: No, the husband knew, theyre still together Frank: Cool, yeah I was there I think *Dan walks over with food and gives it to them, and the drinks* Dan : There ya go!

All: Thanks!

Rocko: Wanna know the story? Eric: I vaguely remember it, so yeah Adam : Im anxious it sound so great I just HAVE to know. Rocko: Ok, Chad wanna help? Chad: Sure

Rocko: Ok so, our sister, Amanda, whos a bit older than us, once had this date in high school, she didn’t know the guy really or the “guy”, and they wnet to a restraunt had fun and stuff. Then they went back to her house, and she wanted to have sex Chad: He didn’t want to, and she thought he was a dork. Rocko: Yeah and so then they got in the bed., the guy was too afraid to take his pants off, then Amanda noticed he didn’t have an erection yet

Chad: Yeah, so she wondered for a while, just to let on the suspense, then after a while Rocko: The guy finally pulls down his pants and….IT’S A SOCK WITH TENNIS AND BASEBALLS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! *all laugh* Eric: NOW I remember Adam : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So what was the reaction?’

Rocko: Amanda, SCREAMS loudly, then the next day after out parents asked how it went, she told them, they freaked out. It was HILARIOUS, she liked this guy then finds out it’s a LADY The opposite of The Crying Game

Adam : Thatd be hilarious if it happened before that movie even came out Rocko: Couple years before

Chad: Yeah, and hwne the movie came out, we kept teasing her saying”THEY MADE A MOVIE PARTIALLY BASED ON THAT ONE DATE YOU HAD” *al llaugh*

Eric: Oh, yeah whens the day when Dad makes us go to that golf course? Rocko: Oh, in a few days

Diana: Ugh why do we always have to go?

Eric: I don’t know, but I know you used to want to go there just to see the greenskeeper

Adam : Really?

Diana : Yeah Adam : Ha Diana: He IS cute Adam : Oh yeah sure, no just kidding iM sure he’s nice Eric: He is! Rocko: Yeah , it should be fun

*cell phone rings* Eric: That’s me , *picks it up* Hey! Matt: Dude, I gotta tell you about what happened last night while I was delivering a pizza Eric: What? Oh wait , Emily, Diana, Adam, Rocko and Chad are here too, want me to put you on speaker phone? We’re at Monster Burger

Matt: AWESOME, ok go ahead!

Eric: Ok *does so*

Matt : OK, you guys listening? Oh and turn down the volume a bit, or is it really loud in there? WAIT is that OMC I hear?

Eric: Yeah!

Matt: Alright! It sounds loud enough to where no one can hear me. Ok so Im delivering this pizza, a cheese filled, pepperoni pizza,had some sausage and stuff really good. So Im delivering this pizza to a couple, I ring the doorbell. I ring it a few times. A guy answeres with his pants half down, and his wife is not the couch half nude and yeah I delivered pizza to couple that was GETTING.IT ON. The rest: *laugh* Oh man! Matt: I know!

Eric: Did you tell the others Matt: Of course! Eric: But wait why were you delivering pizza? Matt: Ehh I felt like it Eric: Ah Matt; Alright,bye guys!

Eric: Bye! *hangs up*

*later that day*

Laura: Dan, Charlie Benson’s coming tonight again Dan : Ok,Ill leave your Celine Dion CDs *both laugh*

Eric: Wait, why’s he coming?

Laura: Cause he wants to?

Dan : He wanted to go to your audition thing?

Emily: WHAT? We already have the entertainment

Laura: I know, honey I tried at him Eric: Coudla just yelled at him and told him to stay the hell away form our plans! Laura : I couldn’t do that

Eric: Ok fine, as long as that’s not the only thing he does Diana : Better not be Bill: Yeah

Eric: Isi it just gonna be us and him tonight?

Dan : Yeah Eric: OK then Rocko: Charlie Benson woop dee doo Chad: Yeah. Really

*doorbell rings* Eric: Here goes

Charlie: Hey everyone!

Everyone: Hey!

Charlie: Howd the audition thing go?

Eric: Awesome! We got ourselves a band and a comedian! And all the other bands/singer were really bad so yeah

Emily: Yup

Laura: Why don’t we go in here?

Charlie: That’s great!

Eric: Yeah, so umm hows the coaching going?

Charlie: Oh its just great , everyone is great.

Emily: Good

Rocko: So I hear you wanted to audition? Chad: Yeah

Charlie: I did, bu tI didn’t want to, so I sent my younger brother Tom there….

Eric : THAT was your brother? Tell him how horrible he is!

Charlie: I don’t have to,I tried talking him out of it, but he kept his deicison anwyays, uhh JERK!!!!!! See, IM metro ok? He actually is gay so yeah

Eric: Ah, I see,well I see we think alike on this subject!

Charlie: Yep! Dan : Well, now we know, what did you want to do?

Charlie: Sing of course

Eric: Go ahead, we don’t care

Charlie: LET ME TURN ON MY MUISC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*turns it on Super Freak plays* *sings* She’s a very kinky giiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl, the kind you dotn take home to muthaaaaaaaa,she will nevah letcha spirits dooooooooooooooooooown once ya get her off the street, ow girl, she lieks theb osy in the baaaaaaaaaaaaaand,she says that Im her all time favoriiiiiiite, when I make my move to her itst he right tiiiiiiiime shes never hard to pleeeeeeease, that girl is really wiiiiiiiiiiiiild now The girls a super freak, I really like to taste heeeeeeeeeeer every time we meet, shes alright, shes alright, the girls alriiiiiiiight with me, shes a super freak, super freak shes super freakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy yeah

*he continues as the others are kind of enjoying it, but also have weird looks on their faces, they start dancing a bit, but not much, they are halfd enjoying, half weirded out by this. He is doing weird dance moves too, the blinds are open so people can see him , but know one knows, they are also sort of singing along, Charlie is getting WAY to into it and takes his shirt off to show his tank top under it,and is singing,loudly,the song ends*

Charlie: How was that?

*everyone has weird/horrified looks in their faces* Ill just…go in here *goes in kitchen*

*everyone applauds, not cause they enjoyed it, but because Charlie was out their sight for a minute*

Dan : That was almost as bad as the time we went to see Gigli

Laura: I agree CHARLIE, PUT YOUR SHIRT ON!

Charlie: Oh yeah , thanks *puts it on*

Eric: Man that was bad

Rocko : How bad? James Blunt bad or REO Speedwagon bad? Eric : James Blunt

Chad: DAMN! Eric: I know, at least we have The Pistols

Rocko : Yeah Eric: I guess this means dinner’s about ready? Cause I don’t want another hour of Charlie and the Fruit Factory dancing to Funk’s Greatest Hits Chad: Ha ha! Yeah Charlie: How was it? Dan: Excuse me while I try to puke