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The Pedestrian Times
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Saturday, November 14, 2009
THANK YOU
A little reflection and tribute to our 2009 summer league champion Pedestrians
He said/she said….Peds with Banter Random Quotes from Peds about Peds
“Even though [Deana] couldn’t get over pain from her ankle injury (notice the sarcasm) to play the rest of the season, she had some great catches and plays at 3rd base. On top of her playing ability, she showed her love for the Peds by cheering us on - injury or no injury.” Sarah Caswell “Carie really stepped up when we were plagued by female injuries and absences.” Deana Donohue “Ron always, always, ALWAYS has a kind word to say to everyone! He's not necessarily loud, but he has great team spirit and really encourages me to work harder so I can earn another compliment!” Darlene Mudron “[Craig] may whine a little, but he will be there to pick up the spare. You are aces in my book, lips! Way to cheer on the team chicken f%$#@er!” Jan Groesz
marked the Pedestrians first appearance in the invitation only League Championship Tournament— again, made possible by the previously mentioned, championship performance of 21-13. Last but not least, on September 28th, 2009, Janna Angela Coronado and I became the proud parents of our most adorable, and precious A Letter from the editor/coaches Pedestrian, Kenzie Lorraine Yoshida. While Janna says it’s far too early for me to go shopping for Kenzie’s first Looking back upon the glove, I’m not so sure—Ped 2009 season of Pedestrians softball, there have certainly been a number of generation 2.0 awaits!! Admittedly, notable moments/events that stand out while Janna and I are sorry to acknowledge that the Pedestrians will above all the rest. Perhaps first and have to grow accustomed to being foremost—yes, believe it or not, Jan second fiddle to Kenzie, we are so Groesz miraculously survived without extremely lucky and thankful that you falling into the proverbial “drrr-drrwere all able to share this incredible drr” pit trap this year. While Janna nine month journey with us. Thank and I cannot possibly begin to deduce You. how such a freakish abnormality While it’s been said before, could have occurred, we can state last year, take one good glance at the unequivocally that that the Pedestrians with Bats and it’s easy to Pedestrians simply and utterly see that we are a diverse and eclectic dominated our longtime nemesis, the collection of drunkards (the Groesz Flohicans, in the final summer league brothers), deviants (the Groesz game to earn the title of 2009 summer brothers) in addition to a thankfully league champions—final score—Peds offsetting share of “normal” 21-13. Did I mention dominant? individuals (everyone else). While What’s more, this year also
“Sarah has encouraged me when I am in doubt of what I can do when I am up to bat, she has a spirit about her that glows in the dugout. I will always remember her encouraging words.”
~1~
each Ped has a different story to tell with regards to how they came to be a Pedestrian, we all can say that we share an immense passion and respect for the game. While we have all grown up (everyone else) and matured (not the Groesz brothers) our love for this game is youthful, resounding and
untouched. Most importantly, however, our great admiration and respect for each other ultimately sets us apart from being just ball-players. The fact of the matter is, as Pedestrians, we have shared moments beyond the fields of Maidu and Mahany—we have watched each
other mature, we have stood by one another as our families have expanded, and our children have grown with us. Thank you all. And now… Can we get a boo-yah!?!
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Saturday, November 14, 2009
ALWAYS GOLDEN
Pedestrian’s all-star Casey Gerking adds another Gold Glove award to collection
He said/she said….Peds with Banter Reflections on the Gold Glove
“Casey is money every time, he's quick, agile, and makes it look effortless.” Darlene Mudron
“Casey is a like a baseball bloodhound- he chases balls down no matter where they are and he can throw someone out from the fence.” Deana Donohue
“Why do [opponents] keep trying to hit it to left field?”
Scott Webb “Very quick, with good hustle. Catches everything hit his way. Not too many hits are made when Casey is in Left. Fun to have on the team.” Karen Jose “%$#$% robs me every &%$#’in time.” Anonymous Opponent
Associated Press Roseville, Ca.
Gold gloves were a plenty for the Pedestrians with Bats this year; surely, a testament to the tremendous talent at all positions. Karen demonstrated time and time ~2~
again, her gold glove brilliance at two very different infield positions. Ryan made countless clutch catches all the while stumbling forward, backwards and sideways it seemed. Jan, despite being his own harshest critic and worst enemy (DDD), anchored the shortstop position with his usual boisterous, cavalier flair. Carie stood in fearlessly at home recording countless putouts at home, and streaking back to snatch slicing foul tips. It’s a nice problem to have if you are the Peds. And while the gloves were stellar all around, nobody was perhaps more golden than now three-time gold glove award winner, and perennial allstar, Casey Gerking. With a
deadly arsenal of speed, anticipation and baseball/softball intelligence, Gerking makes the routine look unbelievably easy, and the not-so routine look, well, easily routine. While his glove has been the source of misfortune for scores of opposing hitters, Gerking also proved to be an invaluable vocal leader for the Pedestrians— whether it be strategically directing teammates in both the
outfield and infield, or simply yelling words of encouragement to his vertically challenged pitcher Todd Miller (6-4 feet looks sooo not illegal from left field)—Gerking was a clear leader for the Peds. Casey’s manager, Masato Yoshida was to no surprise, full of praise, “Casey’s one of the most intelligent players I have ever seen—he’s always studying the game, even
while he’s on the field—he’s observing hitter tendencies, breaking them down, and is always one step ahead of everything and everyone. Very rarely can you catch Casey off his game—if ever.” Perhaps teammate, Craig Biedler summed Casey’s value the best, “every time he’s up to bat or a ball is hit his direction, you know something good is about to happen.” Golden—always.
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HAIL TO THE CHIEF
Masato Yoshida named 2009 “Taking It for the Peds” award recipient Angela Coronado
He said/she said….Peds with Banter Reflections on the Chief
“Great team spirit ensures fair playing time to everyone, always willing to dive for the ball, and always pushing the envelope whether it be running the bases or making the play.” Darlene Mudron
“Masato is a smart player who is aggressive, hard working, gives 100% and always produces when needed. Placing the ball with strategy and flying around the bases Masato is a pleasure to play with. I love his quiet competitiveness.”
“This award should be renamed ‘Hail to the Chief.’” Scott Webb
Karen Jose “Masato will slide whenever and wherever possible, whether he is infield or out he’s got the stains to prove what he does when he is on the field. He is all about the action… and dedication.”
~3~
Associated Press Roseville, Ca.
Maybe some of the Pedestrians noticed a difference this season in the 2009 “Taking it for the Ped” award recipient,
Masato Yoshida – the lack of skinned knees. Maybe it was the impending fatherhood hanging over his head or maybe he just finally learned how to slide more efficiently without taking off part of his knees? Or maybe he just found other ways to make his presence known on the bases—the head-first dive. Come to think of it, there is not a game where you do not see Masato Yoshida sacrificing some part of his body whether it is his knees from sliding into second base, foot from being stepped on, hamstrings from digging out a grounder, wrists and elbows from those diving catches, or grey hair from trying to find last
minute subs. “I mean come on!” acknowledged teammate Sarah Caswell, “I think we should have kept a record of all of the times Masato slid to catch a ball. Even if the attempt ended without the ball in his glove you could never give him enough credit for trying to make an outstanding play.” There is certainly something to be said about Masato and his willingness to give it all— physically and mentally. While he may not have broken his own personal record on skinned knees, his unwavering love for the game made up for the lack of band-aid purchases. “He throws himself in front of everything when he plays short stop, covers three-quarters of the outfield when he’s out there and even home base
on a throw to home. He gives 110% at every game and it’s noticed by everyone on the team,” added Sue Kukrall.
Stat wise, he’ll tell you he had some definite peaks and valleys through the 2009 season, but batting .804 with 69 runs scored and 84 RBI, are definitely worth a few aches and bruises. “NO ONE gives more their body and soul to the team” declared infielder Deana Donohue. There are two things that are constant in Pedestrian softball, Masato throwing his body around the diamond to get that extra base or fly ball and his undying passion for the game. Hey, at least this year he didn’t have to give an eye.
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COMEBACKS, CLUTCH, CASEY
Casey Gerking dramatic flair wins 2009 Pedestrians Clutch Performer award
He said/she said….Peds with Banter
“That dude hardly ever misses…he is always good for a homerun or four.” Helen Kashow
run/runs. It’s also a great feeling to know that on a pop fly anywhere, fair or foul, close to him, he’s going to get it.” Craig Biedler
Reflections on the Clutch Ped
“Time after time he has hit a bomb to bring in the much needed
~4~
“We won some key games because of his offense!”
one effortless swing of the bat he scorches a searing deep drive to right center field—Deana scores, Craig scores, Karen “Never one to get too high or too low, it takes a special individual to scores, and literally inches come through time after time in key, behind the first three hustling high pressure situations. Always Pedestrians, Gerking glides in at reliable--I admire that. It’s almost home—grand slam. Peds take takes you aback f he actually makes an out.” the lead. It never gets old if you are the Pedestrians Masato Yoshida with Bats. His teammates are all in great admiration of his unmistakable clutch swing. Not Associated Press surprisingly, along with his Roseville, Ca. already heralded gold glove Casey Gerking has also The Pedestrians have award, been named the 2009 seen it all before, but each time Pedestrians Clutch Performer. he comes to the plate Casey In fact, Casey has been Gerking holds a captivated so smooth under pressure this audience. The bases are loaded season it almost became an —Craig Biedler at third, Deana afterthought that he’d come Donohue at second, Karen Jose through for the Pedestrians. at first—The Peds are fighting a Casey will do it. three run deficit with Gerking up What would ordinarily to bat. He slowly approaches the be deemed as “clutch” by most batters box calm, cool, mortal players became confident, and determined with “expected” for Casey. No Deana Donohue
problem for Casey—his teammates would remark. The numbers posted by Gerking in this year were nothing short of freakishly unreal. Pressure was clearly not an issue for the alltogether quiet, but fiercely confident Gerking. He averaged a homerun in every three at bats, 1.4 RBIs per every at bat, and nearly 65% of his hits were for extra bases— 28 of which were homeruns. In the summer season of 2009, Gerking was perhaps at his finest. He routinely scalded unsuspecting opponents batting a near unconscious .824 combined with 12 homeruns and 38 RBIs—all of which were accomplished with only a mere 34 at bats. Perhaps the most remarkable statistic remains this —dating back from March through the conclusion of the season in mid-October—Casey made only 16 outs all year. Clutch—enough said.
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KEEPIN’ IT SIMPLE
Jan Groesz--eccentric shortstop extraordinaire-- honored as 2009 Boo-yah-licious Pedestrian
He said/she ~5~
said….Peds with
Banter
Reflections on the Boo-yah-licious Ped
“Jan makes even the bad games fun. He keeps it light and fun. It’s always fun to see that tall, lanky guy diving for grounders and sliding into base, even if he doesn’t know what base he’s supposed to be running to.” Craig Biedler “He has a special way of getting us all to shout and scream when we are under pressure; he breaks it up with his words and quotes.” A-2 “No more John Wayne!” Nicki Gentry “Probably the loudest most spirited player I have ever played with. His presence is definitely missed when he is not around. He keeps a positive outlook even in tough situations. Our opponents can't forget Jan. I appreciate his positive/humorous spirit on the field.” Karen Jose “He always comes up with creative, yet disgusting ways to raise team spirit. ‘Rubber glove?’” Scott Webb
Associated Press Roseville, Ca.
He is the teammate that every team needs—but lacks. He is the player that every team wants—and every opponent despises, but deep within, they are in quiet admiration of him— whether they realize it or not. Jan Groesz, the often eccentric, always animated shortstop of the Pedestrians with Bats, has been selected by his peers as the 2009 Boo-yahlicious Pedestrian. Through the course of his career as a Ped, he has firmly put his stamp on the team through his continued stellar play at short, his disciplined and strategic plate approach where he always looks to exploit the weak point of opponents, and most of all, his character and spirited dedication to his teammates. He is a complete player on the field and in the dugout. Players of his nature are a rarity. Sure, no one can possibly be as “unique” as Jan— late night strolls in the buff, a curious John Wayne fixation, he’ll even spoon his drunken comrades and let them step through dog poop, and offer to
throw them in the river to get them cleaned up. Very few individuals enjoy themselves as much as Groesz does. Every game is much like a grandiose party in his mind, and his teammates have certainly crashed the party at will. Fiercely loyal, upbeat, and always a team player; it’s no surprise that his Pedestrian friends have followed his lead. While he may have those infamous pauses of the brain (DDD) that lead him to lose all sight of everything that is seemingly routine, he is the emotional backbone of the Pedestrians with Bats. Never one to back away from a challenge—he takes everything in stride with his easily recognizable smile and his offkilter, dive-bar humor (we’ve all heard them before) . Whether the result is good or bad, he keeps the team moving forward and holds the Pedestrians together. Never one to sweat things out, he does not allow his team to either. Always one to simplify even the toughest situations, his philosophy is simple—enjoy.
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~6~
TRIPLE DRR THREE PEAT
Tradition beats sympathy--Jan Groesz awarded third consecutive Triple D award
He said/she said….Peds with Banter Reflections on the Triple D
“I’m going to have to say Jan [deserves the Triple D award], being that I know Erik so well, Erik should get it though.” Erik Groesz
“Keeping the outs straight or the play right may be tough at times but Jan manages to cover the tough position at SS.” Karen Jose
“I can’t think of anyone that deserves this award really, but let’s give it to Jan as a tradition.” Deana Donohue “I’m subtracting one vote for Jan, assuming there is one…ha ha. He came through big in a couple games.” Casey Gerking
Associated Press Roseville, Ca.
it a celebratory award—(can I get a “Boo-yah?”). Team manager Masato Yoshida cited a Some things are strict off-season regimen of destined to be constants in the Yoga, Tai-chi, Black-belt level Pedestrians universe—Casey Sudoku puzzles, and “Who Gerking will accumulate a rather Wants to be a Millionaire” gaudy array of homeruns and reruns for Jan’s heightened RBIs with his usual graceful mental awareness this season. ease, umpires will continue to Interestingly enough, mistake Todd Miller for being this year marked some first time much, much shorter than he nominees for the typically actually is, and perhaps most undesirable distinction; most notably, premier shortstop Jan notably, manager, Janna Groesz will almost always be Yoshida was pushed into good for at least one immensely consideration as A-1 “Saucy” memorable “drrr-drr-drr” alluded, “for getting herself moment per season. That is— knocked up before the season until this year. started.” Rob Kashow was also Nevertheless, Jan a first time nominee from Groesz has narrowly beaten out someone (who shall remain his sometimes absent minded anonymous) within the Kashow sibling, Erik, for this year’s camp, “he definitely had a lot of Triple D award distinction. Jan “drrr drr drr” moments on and Groesz has been a unanimous off the field.” Katherine Scott Triple D award On a related note, it has winner for the last two been speculated by team consecutive campaigns. While officials that the award may be the “DDD” award has been a retired after this season citing rather dubious and undesirable that “the standard has been set distinction in the past, this year, extremely high and simply team officials have indicated cannot be matched by any other that the award will be awarded Pedestrian past, present, or to him for a third time, but future”—thereby—Jan Groesz’s instead, will honor him for NOT legacy will be firmly engrained having a “triple d” moment. Call in Pedestrian lore.
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ABSOLUTELY DOMINANT
Pedestrian Casey Gerking adds MVP award to cap off a near perfect 2009 season team upon his shoulders, and is always giving his team a mathematically
He said/she said….Peds with Banter Reflections on the MVP “The dude is awesome more homeruns, RBI and catches than anyone else on the team.” Rob Kashow
“Every time he’s up to bat or a ball is hit his direction, you know something good is about to happen.” Craig Biedler
“I know when Casey is up after me I need to prepare to run as fast as my legs will go. A good all around player, quiet leader, smart, covers his position well.” Karen Jose
“He’s always there when you need him. 99% of the time he does exactly what he needs to do to help the team.” Janna Yoshida “I know he’s my man, but he always has an incredibly strong bat, arm, running speed, you name it, he’s got it with a sense of humor to back it up. Is it any wonder why I love him?” Sarah Caswell
Associated Press Roseville, Ca.
Okay, so he may have inadvertently snubbed his team for the League Championship Invitational Tournament this summer (he was unavailable as he was playing for a small, microfaction of the perennial Pedestrians rival team—the Flohicans) but all has been forgiven for outfielder Casey Gerking. A .807 batting average, 28 homeruns, 95 RBIs and 49 runs scored can make anyone forget. No one, however, will soon forget the dominant and awe-inspiring year that Casey Gerking had for the Pedestrians with Bats. 2009 has been the year of Casey Gerking, as clearly recognized by his Pedestrian teammates. 2009 Gold Glove award—better believe it. 2009 Clutch Performer award — absolutely. MVP—hell, yeah. It’s really no surprise that Gerking is the 2009 Most Valuable Male Pedestrian. Gerking is a living, breathing sports cliché--he’s an unselfish, impact player able to carry his
~8~
impossible 110%. Casey’s value to the Pedestrians cannot be merely measured by his statistics alone; he brings forth the best in everyone and his impact is stunning. Case in point—Craig Biedler, Deana Donohue, Masato Yoshida, Nicki Gentry, and Sarah Caswell—those benefiting from batting prior to their MVP through the course of the 2009 season, scored an amazing total of 191 runs. 3-4-5 hitters, Masato Yoshida, Karen Jose, along with Gerking drove in an earthshattering 212 RBIs. Following Gerking, Scott Webb, Todd Miller, and Rob Kashow drove in their share of 80 RBI’s as a trio. Damn good. “Everyone escalates their performance with Casey in the lineup”, remarked Manager Masato Yoshida. His “shunned” teammates have vowed though, for future reference, a little love is owed from Gerking—honest mistake or not, he had better be ready and present for the LCS next year, as another MVP season, and Pedestrians championship are surely on the horizon for the Pedestrians in 2010. Boo-yah.
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CLASS ABOVE THE REST
Pedestrian Karen Jose unanimously selected by peers as the 2009 Female MVP He said/she said….Peds with Banter Reflections on the MVP
“Her head is always in the game. Karen strives to increase her performance of play and is very helpful with her constructive criticism.” Jan Groesz
“Karen Rocks! She is always thinking and is never afraid to approach players with suggestions on how to improve their game. Her attitude, come game time, exemplifies a true Pedestrian.” Janna Yoshida
“She has so many clutch hits and defensive plays whether she’s playing 1st or 3rd. It’s a great feeling to know that when she is on 1st and you are throwing the ball that no matter how ugly the throw is, she is most likely to pick it up. She makes the worst player look good.” Craig Biedler
“Karen has a great mind for the game. She’s a smart player that can not only hit but make a winning play that shuts up the other team.” Sarah Caswell “Best female players I have seen in a long while.” Nicki Gentry
Associated Press Roseville, Ca.
Gold glove caliber defense from virtually every infield position. Check. Sweet, run producing batting stroke and near flawless batting average. Check. Base running savvy and smarts to hold off a quickly approaching Casey Gerking batting in the five hole. Check. Team respect—most definitely check. Karen Jose, the all-star infielder and clean-up hitter for the Pedestrians with Bats has been unanimously selected by her peers as the 2009 Female MVP. Teammate Darlene ~9~
Mudron, when asked of the MVP, acknowledged Jose’s unmistakable worth to the Pedestrians, “Karen has outstanding fielding skills, can hit the ball anywhere she pleases, and is consistently one of the best female players we have. Her contributions definitely helped us get as far as we did this year.” In just her first full year as a Pedestrian, Jose has quickly earned the admiration of all of her teammates and has become an integral and invaluable centerpiece to the team— defensively, offensively, and as a quiet, but most respected teamleader. Jose has been become an invaluable teaching resource for the Pedestrians—whether it be coaching Jan on his glove and footwork at shortstop, alerting her outfielders of opposing batter tendencies, providing impromptu batting clinics in the dugout, or discussing possible strategic moves with managers
Masato Yoshida and Janna Yoshida—her softball IQ has made all of teammates better. While the Pedestrians are clearly a team full of seasoned veterans, Karen’s teammates realize that she has a lot to offer to the team, and the
team has a lot to learn from her. “She’s the type of teammate that ultimately pushes you to be a better, more complete player,” Masato Yoshida acknowledged, “She is definitely a great motivator, in that regard. We all owe a lot to her.”
~ 10 ~
Karen Jose is the third Pedestrian to earn MVP honors in merely her first full season of play—the previous recipients being Deana Donohue (2008) and Sarah Caswell (2007).
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THANK YOU
A little reflection and tribute to our 2009 summer league champion Pedestrians
He said/she said….Peds with Banter Random Quotes from Peds about Peds
“Even though [Deana] couldn’t get over pain from her ankle injury (notice the sarcasm) to play the rest of the season, she had some great catches and plays at 3rd base. On top of her playing ability, she showed her love for the Peds by cheering us on - injury or no injury.” Sarah Caswell “Carie really stepped up when we were plagued by female injuries and absences.” Deana Donohue “Ron always, always, ALWAYS has a kind word to say to everyone! He's not necessarily loud, but he has great team spirit and really encourages me to work harder so I can earn another compliment!” Darlene Mudron “[Craig] may whine a little, but he will be there to pick up the spare. You are aces in my book, lips! Way to cheer on the team chicken f%$#@er!” Jan Groesz
marked the Pedestrians first appearance in the invitation only League Championship Tournament— again, made possible by the previously mentioned, championship performance of 21-13. Last but not least, on September 28th, 2009, Janna Angela Coronado and I became the proud parents of our most adorable, and precious A Letter from the editor/coaches Pedestrian, Kenzie Lorraine Yoshida. While Janna says it’s far too early for me to go shopping for Kenzie’s first Looking back upon the glove, I’m not so sure—Ped 2009 season of Pedestrians softball, there have certainly been a number of generation 2.0 awaits!! Admittedly, notable moments/events that stand out while Janna and I are sorry to acknowledge that the Pedestrians will above all the rest. Perhaps first and have to grow accustomed to being foremost—yes, believe it or not, Jan second fiddle to Kenzie, we are so Groesz miraculously survived without extremely lucky and thankful that you falling into the proverbial “drrr-drrwere all able to share this incredible drr” pit trap this year. While Janna nine month journey with us. Thank and I cannot possibly begin to deduce You. how such a freakish abnormality While it’s been said before, could have occurred, we can state last year, take one good glance at the unequivocally that that the Pedestrians with Bats and it’s easy to Pedestrians simply and utterly see that we are a diverse and eclectic dominated our longtime nemesis, the collection of drunkards (the Groesz Flohicans, in the final summer league brothers), deviants (the Groesz game to earn the title of 2009 summer brothers) in addition to a thankfully league champions—final score—Peds offsetting share of “normal” 21-13. Did I mention dominant? individuals (everyone else). While What’s more, this year also
“Sarah has encouraged me when I am in doubt of what I can do when I am up to bat, she has a spirit about her that glows in the dugout. I will always remember her encouraging words.”
~1~
each Ped has a different story to tell with regards to how they came to be a Pedestrian, we all can say that we share an immense passion and respect for the game. While we have all grown up (everyone else) and matured (not the Groesz brothers) our love for this game is youthful, resounding and
untouched. Most importantly, however, our great admiration and respect for each other ultimately sets us apart from being just ball-players. The fact of the matter is, as Pedestrians, we have shared moments beyond the fields of Maidu and Mahany—we have watched each
other mature, we have stood by one another as our families have expanded, and our children have grown with us. Thank you all. And now… Can we get a boo-yah!?!
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ALWAYS GOLDEN
Pedestrian’s all-star Casey Gerking adds another Gold Glove award to collection
He said/she said….Peds with Banter Reflections on the Gold Glove
“Casey is money every time, he's quick, agile, and makes it look effortless.” Darlene Mudron
“Casey is a like a baseball bloodhound- he chases balls down no matter where they are and he can throw someone out from the fence.” Deana Donohue
“Why do [opponents] keep trying to hit it to left field?”
Scott Webb “Very quick, with good hustle. Catches everything hit his way. Not too many hits are made when Casey is in Left. Fun to have on the team.” Karen Jose “%$#$% robs me every &%$#’in time.” Anonymous Opponent
Associated Press Roseville, Ca.
Gold gloves were a plenty for the Pedestrians with Bats this year; surely, a testament to the tremendous talent at all positions. Karen demonstrated time and time ~2~
again, her gold glove brilliance at two very different infield positions. Ryan made countless clutch catches all the while stumbling forward, backwards and sideways it seemed. Jan, despite being his own harshest critic and worst enemy (DDD), anchored the shortstop position with his usual boisterous, cavalier flair. Carie stood in fearlessly at home recording countless putouts at home, and streaking back to snatch slicing foul tips. It’s a nice problem to have if you are the Peds. And while the gloves were stellar all around, nobody was perhaps more golden than now three-time gold glove award winner, and perennial allstar, Casey Gerking. With a
deadly arsenal of speed, anticipation and baseball/softball intelligence, Gerking makes the routine look unbelievably easy, and the not-so routine look, well, easily routine. While his glove has been the source of misfortune for scores of opposing hitters, Gerking also proved to be an invaluable vocal leader for the Pedestrians— whether it be strategically directing teammates in both the
outfield and infield, or simply yelling words of encouragement to his vertically challenged pitcher Todd Miller (6-4 feet looks sooo not illegal from left field)—Gerking was a clear leader for the Peds. Casey’s manager, Masato Yoshida was to no surprise, full of praise, “Casey’s one of the most intelligent players I have ever seen—he’s always studying the game, even
while he’s on the field—he’s observing hitter tendencies, breaking them down, and is always one step ahead of everything and everyone. Very rarely can you catch Casey off his game—if ever.” Perhaps teammate, Craig Biedler summed Casey’s value the best, “every time he’s up to bat or a ball is hit his direction, you know something good is about to happen.” Golden—always.
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HAIL TO THE CHIEF
Masato Yoshida named 2009 “Taking It for the Peds” award recipient Angela Coronado
He said/she said….Peds with Banter Reflections on the Chief
“Great team spirit ensures fair playing time to everyone, always willing to dive for the ball, and always pushing the envelope whether it be running the bases or making the play.” Darlene Mudron
“Masato is a smart player who is aggressive, hard working, gives 100% and always produces when needed. Placing the ball with strategy and flying around the bases Masato is a pleasure to play with. I love his quiet competitiveness.”
“This award should be renamed ‘Hail to the Chief.’” Scott Webb
Karen Jose “Masato will slide whenever and wherever possible, whether he is infield or out he’s got the stains to prove what he does when he is on the field. He is all about the action… and dedication.”
~3~
Associated Press Roseville, Ca.
Maybe some of the Pedestrians noticed a difference this season in the 2009 “Taking it for the Ped” award recipient,
Masato Yoshida – the lack of skinned knees. Maybe it was the impending fatherhood hanging over his head or maybe he just finally learned how to slide more efficiently without taking off part of his knees? Or maybe he just found other ways to make his presence known on the bases—the head-first dive. Come to think of it, there is not a game where you do not see Masato Yoshida sacrificing some part of his body whether it is his knees from sliding into second base, foot from being stepped on, hamstrings from digging out a grounder, wrists and elbows from those diving catches, or grey hair from trying to find last
minute subs. “I mean come on!” acknowledged teammate Sarah Caswell, “I think we should have kept a record of all of the times Masato slid to catch a ball. Even if the attempt ended without the ball in his glove you could never give him enough credit for trying to make an outstanding play.” There is certainly something to be said about Masato and his willingness to give it all— physically and mentally. While he may not have broken his own personal record on skinned knees, his unwavering love for the game made up for the lack of band-aid purchases. “He throws himself in front of everything when he plays short stop, covers three-quarters of the outfield when he’s out there and even home base
on a throw to home. He gives 110% at every game and it’s noticed by everyone on the team,” added Sue Kukrall.
Stat wise, he’ll tell you he had some definite peaks and valleys through the 2009 season, but batting .804 with 69 runs scored and 84 RBI, are definitely worth a few aches and bruises. “NO ONE gives more their body and soul to the team” declared infielder Deana Donohue. There are two things that are constant in Pedestrian softball, Masato throwing his body around the diamond to get that extra base or fly ball and his undying passion for the game. Hey, at least this year he didn’t have to give an eye.
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COMEBACKS, CLUTCH, CASEY
Casey Gerking dramatic flair wins 2009 Pedestrians Clutch Performer award
He said/she said….Peds with Banter
“That dude hardly ever misses…he is always good for a homerun or four.” Helen Kashow
run/runs. It’s also a great feeling to know that on a pop fly anywhere, fair or foul, close to him, he’s going to get it.” Craig Biedler
Reflections on the Clutch Ped
“Time after time he has hit a bomb to bring in the much needed
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“We won some key games because of his offense!”
one effortless swing of the bat he scorches a searing deep drive to right center field—Deana scores, Craig scores, Karen “Never one to get too high or too low, it takes a special individual to scores, and literally inches come through time after time in key, behind the first three hustling high pressure situations. Always Pedestrians, Gerking glides in at reliable--I admire that. It’s almost home—grand slam. Peds take takes you aback f he actually makes an out.” the lead. It never gets old if you are the Pedestrians Masato Yoshida with Bats. His teammates are all in great admiration of his unmistakable clutch swing. Not Associated Press surprisingly, along with his Roseville, Ca. already heralded gold glove Casey Gerking has also The Pedestrians have award, been named the 2009 seen it all before, but each time Pedestrians Clutch Performer. he comes to the plate Casey In fact, Casey has been Gerking holds a captivated so smooth under pressure this audience. The bases are loaded season it almost became an —Craig Biedler at third, Deana afterthought that he’d come Donohue at second, Karen Jose through for the Pedestrians. at first—The Peds are fighting a Casey will do it. three run deficit with Gerking up What would ordinarily to bat. He slowly approaches the be deemed as “clutch” by most batters box calm, cool, mortal players became confident, and determined with “expected” for Casey. No Deana Donohue
problem for Casey—his teammates would remark. The numbers posted by Gerking in this year were nothing short of freakishly unreal. Pressure was clearly not an issue for the alltogether quiet, but fiercely confident Gerking. He averaged a homerun in every three at bats, 1.4 RBIs per every at bat, and nearly 65% of his hits were for extra bases— 28 of which were homeruns. In the summer season of 2009, Gerking was perhaps at his finest. He routinely scalded unsuspecting opponents batting a near unconscious .824 combined with 12 homeruns and 38 RBIs—all of which were accomplished with only a mere 34 at bats. Perhaps the most remarkable statistic remains this —dating back from March through the conclusion of the season in mid-October—Casey made only 16 outs all year. Clutch—enough said.
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KEEPIN’ IT SIMPLE
Jan Groesz--eccentric shortstop extraordinaire-- honored as 2009 Boo-yah-licious Pedestrian
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Banter
Reflections on the Boo-yah-licious Ped
“Jan makes even the bad games fun. He keeps it light and fun. It’s always fun to see that tall, lanky guy diving for grounders and sliding into base, even if he doesn’t know what base he’s supposed to be running to.” Craig Biedler “He has a special way of getting us all to shout and scream when we are under pressure; he breaks it up with his words and quotes.” A-2 “No more John Wayne!” Nicki Gentry “Probably the loudest most spirited player I have ever played with. His presence is definitely missed when he is not around. He keeps a positive outlook even in tough situations. Our opponents can't forget Jan. I appreciate his positive/humorous spirit on the field.” Karen Jose “He always comes up with creative, yet disgusting ways to raise team spirit. ‘Rubber glove?’” Scott Webb
Associated Press Roseville, Ca.
He is the teammate that every team needs—but lacks. He is the player that every team wants—and every opponent despises, but deep within, they are in quiet admiration of him— whether they realize it or not. Jan Groesz, the often eccentric, always animated shortstop of the Pedestrians with Bats, has been selected by his peers as the 2009 Boo-yahlicious Pedestrian. Through the course of his career as a Ped, he has firmly put his stamp on the team through his continued stellar play at short, his disciplined and strategic plate approach where he always looks to exploit the weak point of opponents, and most of all, his character and spirited dedication to his teammates. He is a complete player on the field and in the dugout. Players of his nature are a rarity. Sure, no one can possibly be as “unique” as Jan— late night strolls in the buff, a curious John Wayne fixation, he’ll even spoon his drunken comrades and let them step through dog poop, and offer to
throw them in the river to get them cleaned up. Very few individuals enjoy themselves as much as Groesz does. Every game is much like a grandiose party in his mind, and his teammates have certainly crashed the party at will. Fiercely loyal, upbeat, and always a team player; it’s no surprise that his Pedestrian friends have followed his lead. While he may have those infamous pauses of the brain (DDD) that lead him to lose all sight of everything that is seemingly routine, he is the emotional backbone of the Pedestrians with Bats. Never one to back away from a challenge—he takes everything in stride with his easily recognizable smile and his offkilter, dive-bar humor (we’ve all heard them before) . Whether the result is good or bad, he keeps the team moving forward and holds the Pedestrians together. Never one to sweat things out, he does not allow his team to either. Always one to simplify even the toughest situations, his philosophy is simple—enjoy.
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TRIPLE DRR THREE PEAT
Tradition beats sympathy--Jan Groesz awarded third consecutive Triple D award
He said/she said….Peds with Banter Reflections on the Triple D
“I’m going to have to say Jan [deserves the Triple D award], being that I know Erik so well, Erik should get it though.” Erik Groesz
“Keeping the outs straight or the play right may be tough at times but Jan manages to cover the tough position at SS.” Karen Jose
“I can’t think of anyone that deserves this award really, but let’s give it to Jan as a tradition.” Deana Donohue “I’m subtracting one vote for Jan, assuming there is one…ha ha. He came through big in a couple games.” Casey Gerking
Associated Press Roseville, Ca.
it a celebratory award—(can I get a “Boo-yah?”). Team manager Masato Yoshida cited a Some things are strict off-season regimen of destined to be constants in the Yoga, Tai-chi, Black-belt level Pedestrians universe—Casey Sudoku puzzles, and “Who Gerking will accumulate a rather Wants to be a Millionaire” gaudy array of homeruns and reruns for Jan’s heightened RBIs with his usual graceful mental awareness this season. ease, umpires will continue to Interestingly enough, mistake Todd Miller for being this year marked some first time much, much shorter than he nominees for the typically actually is, and perhaps most undesirable distinction; most notably, premier shortstop Jan notably, manager, Janna Groesz will almost always be Yoshida was pushed into good for at least one immensely consideration as A-1 “Saucy” memorable “drrr-drr-drr” alluded, “for getting herself moment per season. That is— knocked up before the season until this year. started.” Rob Kashow was also Nevertheless, Jan a first time nominee from Groesz has narrowly beaten out someone (who shall remain his sometimes absent minded anonymous) within the Kashow sibling, Erik, for this year’s camp, “he definitely had a lot of Triple D award distinction. Jan “drrr drr drr” moments on and Groesz has been a unanimous off the field.” Katherine Scott Triple D award On a related note, it has winner for the last two been speculated by team consecutive campaigns. While officials that the award may be the “DDD” award has been a retired after this season citing rather dubious and undesirable that “the standard has been set distinction in the past, this year, extremely high and simply team officials have indicated cannot be matched by any other that the award will be awarded Pedestrian past, present, or to him for a third time, but future”—thereby—Jan Groesz’s instead, will honor him for NOT legacy will be firmly engrained having a “triple d” moment. Call in Pedestrian lore.
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ABSOLUTELY DOMINANT
Pedestrian Casey Gerking adds MVP award to cap off a near perfect 2009 season team upon his shoulders, and is always giving his team a mathematically
He said/she said….Peds with Banter Reflections on the MVP “The dude is awesome more homeruns, RBI and catches than anyone else on the team.” Rob Kashow
“Every time he’s up to bat or a ball is hit his direction, you know something good is about to happen.” Craig Biedler
“I know when Casey is up after me I need to prepare to run as fast as my legs will go. A good all around player, quiet leader, smart, covers his position well.” Karen Jose
“He’s always there when you need him. 99% of the time he does exactly what he needs to do to help the team.” Janna Yoshida “I know he’s my man, but he always has an incredibly strong bat, arm, running speed, you name it, he’s got it with a sense of humor to back it up. Is it any wonder why I love him?” Sarah Caswell
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Okay, so he may have inadvertently snubbed his team for the League Championship Invitational Tournament this summer (he was unavailable as he was playing for a small, microfaction of the perennial Pedestrians rival team—the Flohicans) but all has been forgiven for outfielder Casey Gerking. A .807 batting average, 28 homeruns, 95 RBIs and 49 runs scored can make anyone forget. No one, however, will soon forget the dominant and awe-inspiring year that Casey Gerking had for the Pedestrians with Bats. 2009 has been the year of Casey Gerking, as clearly recognized by his Pedestrian teammates. 2009 Gold Glove award—better believe it. 2009 Clutch Performer award — absolutely. MVP—hell, yeah. It’s really no surprise that Gerking is the 2009 Most Valuable Male Pedestrian. Gerking is a living, breathing sports cliché--he’s an unselfish, impact player able to carry his
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impossible 110%. Casey’s value to the Pedestrians cannot be merely measured by his statistics alone; he brings forth the best in everyone and his impact is stunning. Case in point—Craig Biedler, Deana Donohue, Masato Yoshida, Nicki Gentry, and Sarah Caswell—those benefiting from batting prior to their MVP through the course of the 2009 season, scored an amazing total of 191 runs. 3-4-5 hitters, Masato Yoshida, Karen Jose, along with Gerking drove in an earthshattering 212 RBIs. Following Gerking, Scott Webb, Todd Miller, and Rob Kashow drove in their share of 80 RBI’s as a trio. Damn good. “Everyone escalates their performance with Casey in the lineup”, remarked Manager Masato Yoshida. His “shunned” teammates have vowed though, for future reference, a little love is owed from Gerking—honest mistake or not, he had better be ready and present for the LCS next year, as another MVP season, and Pedestrians championship are surely on the horizon for the Pedestrians in 2010. Boo-yah.
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CLASS ABOVE THE REST
Pedestrian Karen Jose unanimously selected by peers as the 2009 Female MVP He said/she said….Peds with Banter Reflections on the MVP
“Her head is always in the game. Karen strives to increase her performance of play and is very helpful with her constructive criticism.” Jan Groesz
“Karen Rocks! She is always thinking and is never afraid to approach players with suggestions on how to improve their game. Her attitude, come game time, exemplifies a true Pedestrian.” Janna Yoshida
“She has so many clutch hits and defensive plays whether she’s playing 1st or 3rd. It’s a great feeling to know that when she is on 1st and you are throwing the ball that no matter how ugly the throw is, she is most likely to pick it up. She makes the worst player look good.” Craig Biedler
“Karen has a great mind for the game. She’s a smart player that can not only hit but make a winning play that shuts up the other team.” Sarah Caswell “Best female players I have seen in a long while.” Nicki Gentry
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Gold glove caliber defense from virtually every infield position. Check. Sweet, run producing batting stroke and near flawless batting average. Check. Base running savvy and smarts to hold off a quickly approaching Casey Gerking batting in the five hole. Check. Team respect—most definitely check. Karen Jose, the all-star infielder and clean-up hitter for the Pedestrians with Bats has been unanimously selected by her peers as the 2009 Female MVP. Teammate Darlene ~9~
Mudron, when asked of the MVP, acknowledged Jose’s unmistakable worth to the Pedestrians, “Karen has outstanding fielding skills, can hit the ball anywhere she pleases, and is consistently one of the best female players we have. Her contributions definitely helped us get as far as we did this year.” In just her first full year as a Pedestrian, Jose has quickly earned the admiration of all of her teammates and has become an integral and invaluable centerpiece to the team— defensively, offensively, and as a quiet, but most respected teamleader. Jose has been become an invaluable teaching resource for the Pedestrians—whether it be coaching Jan on his glove and footwork at shortstop, alerting her outfielders of opposing batter tendencies, providing impromptu batting clinics in the dugout, or discussing possible strategic moves with managers
Masato Yoshida and Janna Yoshida—her softball IQ has made all of teammates better. While the Pedestrians are clearly a team full of seasoned veterans, Karen’s teammates realize that she has a lot to offer to the team, and the
team has a lot to learn from her. “She’s the type of teammate that ultimately pushes you to be a better, more complete player,” Masato Yoshida acknowledged, “She is definitely a great motivator, in that regard. We all owe a lot to her.”
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Karen Jose is the third Pedestrian to earn MVP honors in merely her first full season of play—the previous recipients being Deana Donohue (2008) and Sarah Caswell (2007).
